#high-speed internet my foot

[drkineildwicks]

Kineil Plays: Hogwarts Legacy - 2/7/23 - Pre-game prep

So I got up early to get everything done before playing, including downloading the game

Space required is 72.92 GB this should be good

“estimation 3 hours” – this reminds me did I ever download ARK?

Also considering my internet server tends to have a fit when I do big downloads...this should take a while (never use Breezeline nee Atlantic Broadband they suck)

Skimming through the license agreement and I love how positive the “in the unlikely event of a problem with your game” language is

Like yeah it might go blooey but we hope not

Also seizure warnings which is probably a standard warning for games but in thinking of how the spell are animated in the movies I can understand this particular bit of cover our ascots language

And I understand that there’s also some sort of anti-piracy thing…Denuvo, which a lot of people are leery about and I can’t say I blame them

EA Games, which Warner Brother used to license to (which is also the reason you’re never going to see a rerelease of the early HP games, too many legal tangles) had some sort of anti-piracy thing too, but in EA’s case (especially with Spore)…you only had so many installs, so if you got a new computer or lost your old save file because of a virus or something you were SOL and needed to buy an entirely new copy

Since games generally go for $60 a pop, people were understandably upset

And real talk, if this Denuvo does something like that to me because I keep all my save files on an external drive, I will be first in line for whatever mod patch cracks it

I get why they might want an anti-piracy thing in place, especially for this game all things considered, not to mention the current mindset a lot of people seem to have about not paying for services rendered (which is especially something that plagues any aspect of the arts and entertainment industries), but there’s a big fat line between covering your bases and alienating your audience that’s got to be considered

I feel like part of the blame can be attributed to the death of rental stores, tbh, since now people can’t test out games first to see if they’ll like them or not

Anywho my intent with this review series is to go through an entire playthrough from start to finish, maybe later on I’ll try to do it through the other houses because my understanding is that there’s unique story beats for every single Hogwarts house so that’s cool

Now to make sure I actually finish the playthrough because I have the habit of really enjoying a game and then never finishing it

Which is apparently a recent development because I used to be good at finishing and replaying games

Part don’t want the experience to end and part been burned too many times by modern games (glare at Pokémon’s post-game, or lack thereof).  “Replayability?  What’s that???  Only CONSUME”

While we’re talking about mindsets to get out of, the whole treat everything as disposable, replaceable, and transient really needs to be disposed, replaced, and transitioned out of

Okay it’s still going along so I’ll go finish everything else I need to do so I can play guilt-free

Was going to cook dinner tonight but Mom knows how much I’ve been looking forward to this game so she proposed leftovers instead and I’m okay with that

So…*final Jeopardy theme*

[exculis]

My stepdad was like 'is knitting actually fun for you or do you just do it cuz you're bored'. Man.

[moonstruck73]

The Conclusion : Revisited.

A/N : Hello! So, this is my first ever fic that has seen the light of internet, so please excuse my punctuation or grammatical errors (English is not my first language). I'd love constructive criticism. Tear it down to pieces, actually.

And also, most importantly, this fic is basically an adaptation and/or a literal translation of the very old Bengali novel ,"সমাপ্তি" by the honored Rabindranath Tagore. I pretty much just pasted Nanami's name on the hero, lol. (Y'all can that become a copyright issue?? I'm genuinely curious now)

So.. no summary because I'm terrible at it.

Just another Nanami fic where he is young, in an ancient period, late 1800s or early 1900s, probably. And reader is sorta underage at first? But afterwards, she's not (Their age gap isn't over seven or eight). No warnings because there isn't going to be any explicit stuff. Oh, and it's third person POV.

Chapter 1

The only son of Nanami household was returning home.

The youthful young man of twenty was currently perched on a boat as it passed the calm waves of the river, towards the remote little village where he lived with his mother, his only remaining kin.

After the small boat neared the riverbank, he attempted to climb off cautiously. However, just as he stepped on the muddy bank, his foot slipped unceremoniously, and before long, he found himself lying on his back in the sloppy mud.

This narrator would like to spare the young man of further misery by describing the details of his epic fall. But a certain person was rather entertained. And as it happened when humans were too entertained, in this case too, the sound of a sweet, high pitched laughter rang out across the calm waves, startling off the birds resting upon the nearby tree.

Extremely embarrassed, Kento regained his bearings and stood up at the speed of light, narrowly dodging another fall in the wake, and his warm honey eyes found the source of the bittersweet torture.

He recognized the menace who was now laughing hysterically on a pile of bricks. She was the infamous bandit, the uncrowned Empress of the children of this village. Her family had moved here after a river erosion claimed their previous residence three years ago. This teenager was the apple of her father's eyes, source of stress of her mother and other ladies of the village, and the wild butterfly in the affectionate eyes of the menfolk.

Her father was the clerk in a faraway boat station, rarely able to stay home. However, when he was indeed, home, he showered her with enough love to last her a lifetime. Even her mother, who huffed and puffed about her behavior usually, never had the heart to make her cry in his absence.

Our young hero had, of course, seen her before when he had come home on vacation, never actually giving her too much thought, in his typical way. Yet, her face had left somewhat of an impression on his mind. Not for beauty or such things, but.. perhaps, it was the clarity. The sheer transparency in her features made it seem as if the unruly feminine nature itself was playing upon it like a free, agile creature of wilderness. But, once one saw this lively face, it was indeed difficult to completely wipe it off memory.

Needless to say, no matter how sweet her laughter was, it was very distressing for poor Kento. He quickly took up his luggage and walked off towards home with a flushed face.

The stage was very alluring. Calm riverbank, faint murmur of leaves, scattered morning sun rays, the beckoning of youth; of course, the pile of bricks weren't as remarkable, but the person sitting atop gave a pleasant allure to even this dry, hard seat.

Alas, what else could be crueller of fate than to turn all poetry to farce at the very first step at such a scene?

A/N : Whew, chapter one done. Feel free to point out the typos and errors! I'll try to post as regularly as I can, but.. y'know, student stuff. It'll be updated if I live!

Chapter two can be found here - https://www.tumblr.com/moonstruck73/767234404708941824/the-conclusion-revisited?source=share

[dogwittaablog]

not only was it on my bingo card for 2024, it was there in 2023, 2022, and 2021 pre vegas trade.

here is what drives me up the wall about hockey fans. hockey rpf isn’t real. these players aren’t babygirls. they’re not himbos. they’re not pocket sized. these psychos picked the most violent sport out there (before you say anything else, find me another team sport involving foot knives). these psychos picked one where they get to ram into each other at high speed. crush the other person’s body. most of them choose not to wear added gear that prevents being sliced because guess what! hockey players are dumb enough to play through it.

do you know why they do special stories on the ones who go to college? do you know why it’s even rarer that they graduate those colleges? do you know why

yes. i did have a bingo card with “Nolan Patrick hates women and doesn’t believe rape victims” for 2024 because i saw how he responded to assault victims in the past. most of the internet did. and yet y’all are still entertaining the idea they ‘not all men’. c

how many good guys do you know call their friends f*g’s so frequently that you don’t know which tweet i’m specifically referring to? how many good guys do you know who have lived their entire life in urban areas spend that much of their free time killing animals for sport? (saying as a canadian who supports the hunting industry, spelt hunt is weak and pathetic). how many good guys do you know whose only hobby outside of hockey and hunting is watching people beat the shit out of each other?

“i’m new to the sport” ok? so your first deep dive was tumblr and not idk “anything else about hockey beyond the fictional world on AO3 and tumblr? if you’ve genuinely been able to avoid hearing about what terrible humans hockey players are while actually enjoying this sport as a fan…this is not a new issues in hockey. also consider: you are here for the players not the sport.

Imma let you go off anon, but got to address and ask some things...

To be honest I never considered or thought of hockey as a crazy violent sport, personally just because if you actually looked into sports world, there is definitely worst ones that makes hockey look quite civil.

With the whole hockey players and college thing, it depends what caliber of hockey guys you're talking about. Yes I understand the whole them being dumb. Though comparing general public non name hockey guys with no projection of going anywhere, to dude's who have been drafted, made it into the league or even the minors and didn't graduate college is a whole different story and argument.

I think some people can enjoy the sport and be a fan without being caught up on players drama, I say this because reality is a lot of people aren't caught up in tabloids or are exposed to certain depth of the internet lol. You probably get a solid handful of dudes where people know that there shit stinks and thats only because they fucked up well enough to actually gain media attention. Just because you and I are aware of things doesn't mean others are.

[itsuki-minamy]

"AYAKA – SIDE STORIES 10": THE PARADOX OF KAMEIDO AKI

TRANSLATION: NARU-KUN

* List of Chapters

Her name is Aki Kameido. She has never particularly liked the surname "Kameido".

When she was in elementary school, the kids in her class would charge her with the funny "turtle" sound.

If you behave carelessly and slowly in the classroom, they will criticize you and say: "Turtles are slow! Because they are turtles!" It makes no sense to say: "I am slow because my name is turtle." They just mean "turtle". Even if you try to say that: "A turtle is a turtle". That's how it is. The surname "Kameido" stuck to her body like a heavy shell and could not be removed.

Names and nicknames are the simplest curses. The mere two-letter word "Japanese you want to read aloud" has become a dishonorable curse trying to crush Aki's existence.

It was her father who lifted the turtle's curse.

The father told her daughter that she came home crying after being bullied for being a turtle.

"Dad didn't like being called a turtle or a slow man either. That's why I got the name Aki-chan from a mythical figure."

Demigod from Greek mythology, hero of the Trojan War and speedy Achilles. It's that Achilles that the boys love, making the difference in the corners.

Her father was a bit fancy. Possessed of solid knowledge and rich sensitivity, he looked up at the stars in the night sky and thought about the world of mythology. He was that kind of person. In other words, his feet weren't on the ground. However, Aki felt very comforted by the origin of the name that he told her.

From a slow turtle to a mythical hero. Proof of this transformation was Achilles' nickname, "Fastfoot".

Once the ideal to aspire to was decided, Aki did not hesitate. She read the autobiography of track and field athletes, reviewed training method videos on the Internet, and ran every morning and night. A diligent effort unlike an elementary school student. In terms of ants and grasshoppers, they were ants, and in terms of rabbits and turtles, they were turtles.

In the upper grades of primary school, the physical strength of girls exceeds that of boys. However, for those girls, it was the time when fashion and sociability began to be valued more than exercise. Aki earned a unique position in the classroom as a peculiar existence of "a girl who runs like crazy".

And finally, when she beat the fastest boy in her grade from the outside in the fifth grade track meet relay, her presence reached her peak.

"Hurry up! Turtle speed!"

The boys in the class were monkeys, so the one who ran fast was right. Aki's nickname changed from "Turtle" to "Jet Turtle". The turtle call was still the same, but this was an honest compliment.

After overcoming the turtle curse, Aki entered the track club in high school.

However, this time she was slow there.

She didn't think she had much talent to begin with. Temporary superiority due to the subtle transition between elementary school and high school, which she dedicated to "what others don't do". Before long, she was no match for the children who began to grow up, and her classmates who started the weight loss club activities began to break records.

But aside from other things, she couldn't afford to lose the race. Because she was not a turtle, but the swift-footed demigod Achilles.

Aki didn't realize that the name "Achilles" was also a curse.

What she lacked in talent she made up for in practice. She left her hobbies, her love life, and her studies, and just ran into it. The options for the future had been reduced, and going to the institute had become a sports recommendation.

When the escape route was thus completely cut off, she learned the anecdote of "Achilles and the Tortoise".

The so-called "Zenon's paradox". No matter how fast Achilles chases after it, the tortoise always stays a little ahead.

Yes, Achilles was "slower than a tortoise".

++++++++++

Spring for new college graduates.

Aki was standing on a high school podium in Ninoshima, Ayaka Islands.

It was an unknown land. She remembers hearing the news when she was in middle or high school that one of the Ayaka archipelagos had erupted and caused considerable damage, but she never thought that she would go there.

Seven years after the disaster, Ichinoshima has made great strides as a tourist destination along with its reconstruction, while Ninoshima is a quiet land where traditional residents live. The small island high school still retains the atmosphere of a "remote island school". Due to the deterioration of the school building, the following year it will be merged with Ichinoshima High School and the school will be closed.

Due to the small number of teachers, she was appointed as a new teacher. It's a sophomore class.

Around the new teacher who finished greeting in the classroom, the simple students of the island gathered.

"City people are really sophisticated."

"That suit, it suits you very well."

"Brilliant!"

Looking at them with admiration and curiosity, Aki smiled guiltily.

"Thank you. I will do my best to live up to everyone's expectations. Nice to meet you."

Their eyes weren't directed at Aki herself, but at the image of "an elegant teacher from the city". She knew that. She's never been told that she's really "polished" and she's just worn suits more times than she can count. She felt that she was deceiving people by disguising herself.

But that's fine for now. She came to this island to change.

From now on, she will be a person who is not ashamed to look at herself.

"Sensei, are you nervous?"

"You must be tired because you still haven't gotten used to life on the island."

"Cute~"

Kaze Hayashi-kun, Mizutani-kun, Kanesaki-san... she was also accepted by the students who are in charge of her. First of all, it's a great start.

When Aki thought that...

"Sensei, sensei."

"Come on sensei, why did you come here? To an island where nothing exists."

(Ah, is this kid "Jingi-chan"?), she thought.

The word "Sagawa Jingi" written in the attendance book was still not quite connected in her head, but she had heard of a boy named "Jingi".

On the first day of moving into the boarding house, when the landlord's aunt invited her to chat over tea, the landlord, who laughed at Aki's worries about her life as a teacher, said, "Ahaha, okay, everyone seems be good boys". She remembered the moment when he suddenly became serious.

"Ah, since you're in charge of the middle school, you're in charge of Jingi-chan."

"Jingi-chan?"

Even when asked by Aki, the owner didn't answer. He was silent for about three seconds with a straight face, and then he laughed again.

"Ahahaha, it's a bit suspicious, but it seems like he's a good guy too."

(What was that?), she thought.

"What kind of kid is he? What is "Ayakai"?"

"Hahaha, alright, alright."

She has heard that the residents of this island are generally tolerant, but isn't that more irresponsible than tolerant?

Also, "Ayakai" seems to be a local dialect, but she's not sure what kind of nuance it represents.

In any case, that "Jingi-chan" is now laughing in front of her. If this kind of atmosphere is called "Ayakai", it probably doesn't mean very well.

"Hey Jingi, it's rude to say that to a sensei who came here."

"First of all, it's not that there's nothing. If you go to Ichinoshima by train, you'll find anything. A huge shopping mall has also been built."

"Sensei, you don't have to worry about what Jingi says!"

"No, it's okay... why did I come to this island?"

After appeasing the students attacking Sagawa, Aki began to speak. She knew they would talk about it anyway.

"I did track through college. At first I was trying to get a job there, but..."

"Eh, a business group? Isn't that amazing?"

"Idiot, Sensei is participating in national politics. She's a serious athlete."

"Oh, I also won a medal in the short distance."

"Ah... you know that, don't you?"

"My mother heard from the owner about the sensei."

A terrifying network of rural information. Human relationships are too close.

"Uh, yes. You're right. That's right, but..."

Aki chose her words carefully, thinking that what she was about to say would quickly spread throughout the island.

"I got injured last spring. No, as is often the case in the sports world, there will come a time when you retire anyway, and think about the future..."

She is not lying. It's not a lie, but it's a little convenient. The injury was not fatal and she could have returned to competition, but she kicked it on her own terms. After that, she relied on the teacher training course she had taken at the university, took a local teacher employment exam, and hoped to find the most remote place to work. The further she was from her previous life, the better.

She was slightly anticipating the development of a local drama, "A young woman who is lost in life is assigned to a remote island as a teacher, healed by beautiful nature and simple students, and is reborn". In other words, it's some kind of self-discovery, but she actually decided to get a job for a very fluffy reason, it's too stupid for words.

She wanted to blur it a bit.

Sagawa spoke as if he wanted to find a hole in her slightly stray thoughts.

"Hey, what kind of injury is it?"

(What do you mean "Hey"? That vocabulary.), she thought.

Aki replied, trying not to show any irritation on her face.

"Yes, I hurt my Achilles tendon."

"Huh, Achilles tendon."

Also "Huh". He must have laughed a bit now.

That's how it is. "Aki-chan's Achilles" is a ruptured Achilles tendon. Like it's funny?

(No, no, no, no, no.), she thought.

Other than the Achilles tendon, she hasn't talked about the "origin of her name" since high school.

The reason why the student in front of her seems to be smiling is because that's how his face was originally.

The face of the earth is joking.

"Okay, then it's "Kame-chan"."

"Eh, what?"

"Well, "Aki-chan" or "Kame-chan", I wasn't sure if I should call you "Kame-chan", but "Aki-chan" doesn't look very good, so I'll call you "Kame-chan"."

Sagawa said that.

"You are too familiar with the sensei!"

"It is a mistake in the sense of distance."

Other students criticized him. However, Sagawa himself didn't seem to care at all.

"Hehehe, I think it's better for sensei to get used to school as soon as possible. Nice to meet you, Kame-chan!"

He said that forcefully and laughed.

That face. A while ago she thought him was terribly unpleasant, but she finally understood the cause.

That playful face resembles a boy from her class who once called her "turtle".

"Oh, thank you... Nice to meet you, Sagawa-kun."

Aki smiled as softly as she could with a fake smile.

The boy who used to call her "Turtle" was Saruyama's boss, meaning he was the fastest boy in the classroom.

As she progressed through the school year and changed classes, she was still involved, so she beat him to the relay. She felt good.

However, after that, she was withdrawn from high school. There were no differences in physical ability between genders.

He was the one who said: "Achilles is slower than a tortoise, right?" She still can't forgive him.

The fact that he looks like someone she hates is reason enough to hate the person. It is for the same reason that she continues to hate someone she once hated.

A bad boy has a bad face. It's because she doesn't like it.

Anyway, she can't forgive anyone or that guy.

++++++++++

Three months later, summer.

"Hello, everyone."

When Aki wearing a T-shirt entered the classroom, the students greeted her.

"Kame-chan, good morning."

"Kame-chan sensei, good morning!"

Before she finished the first semester, the nickname "Kame-chan" had established itself. At first, everyone criticized Sagawa for being too familiar, but eventually it turned into an atmosphere of "it's about time you stopped acting like a stranger", and in the end, "Kame-chan" was already used to hearing that nickname. The reason why she didn't become "Aki-chan" may be because she talked about the Achilles tendon.

"Good morning, Kameido-sensei."

There are students who appropriately call her, including Junnosuke Mizutani, who is serious. It's a last name she doesn't like, but it's better than "Kame-chan".

On the other hand, Jingi Sagawa, the one to blame for this situation, raised his right hand as soon as he met Aki's eyes.

"Kame."

(Don't mean it as a greeting in a foreign language. I mean, stop calling me that.), she thought.

Furthermore, the initial plan for a new life, "as a teacher in the city, being healed by life on the island", was quickly thwarted.

For the first month, she tried to make time on the weekends to visit tourist spots in Ichinoshima, but there weren't enough places to visit each week, so she ended up doing the bare minimum at the mall. Before she was assigned to her new position, she hoped that the "island" would bring some kind of wonder.

By the way, once a week the high school teachers had night shifts. The system does not serve to prevent crime, but for an extremely idyllic reason: "If there are no signs of people, raccoon dogs will come and do mischief.". She stayed in the night watch room on the first floor of the school building once a week to keep the raccoon dogs away.

In any case, there would be nothing to do when she got back to the boardinghouse. In the neighborhood there was only one small private store that called itself a convenience store, there were only two TV channels, and cell phone signal reception was poor.

On the other hand, on days she was on duty and stayed at school, she could save herself the hassle of commuting and her work moved forward. At that time, she took advantage of her free time to go running. It turned out to be a good course to run, past the big jetty that skirts the coast to the end and then back. It feels good to see the sunrise on the horizon early in the morning. For Aki, who doesn't have any hobbies, it was one of the few hobbies.

Therefore, while taking the initiative to take on the tasks of other teachers at home, she began to sleep and wake up in the night watch room every day. It became troublesome to change her clothes and make up each time, so she started wearing a T-shirt to the classroom.

"Kameido-sensei" should be someone in a neat suit, but "Kame-chan" is comfortable in a T-shirt.

So this is all because of Sagawa Jingi. As for the original, it was because she started talking to him. She thinks so.

Between classes in the afternoon, when Aki went to the night duty room to collect his personal belongings, Sagawa opened and ate the sweets she had bought. He didn't hesitate to try the chocolates in a pretty box or the individually wrapped candies. Even the tea was carefully brewed in a teapot.

"...Sagawa-kun, what are you doing?"

When Aki screamed...

"Hmmm... snack time?"

"It's not like that. Don't go into someone's room without permission."

"Eh~?"

Sagawa said as he laughed.

"This is a public place, isn't it? Kame-chan is occupying the school premises."

"Oh."

It was ok. Originally, there was only a simple kitchen and a set of futons for naps in the night shift room, which was supposed to be used by the shift teachers, but now it was filled with a large number of personal belongings that Aki brought. Change of clothes, late-night snacks, magazines, basic necessities, etc. So, it was like the house of a neglected student.

"Well, yesterday, the old man at the shop said, "Kame-chan bought a lot of sweets", so I thought this was a target."

(A target...?!), she thought.

"Also, this is it."

Sagawa lifted two heavy-looking plastic bags from the side of the refrigerator. Each bag is packed with long-sized beverage cans. The handle, stretched by the weight, looks like it's going to break at any moment.

"Oh, that's..."

"You can't do it~, don't drink like that."

Canned Chuhai "Z Force" with low price and advanced number. A dangerous tipe who looks like juice and feels brutally drunk. It can be said that it is already an addiction to buy something like this and drink it regularly. Of course, drinking and sleeping at school will be a problem. Even if it's outside of work... No, night work is still work. She went out normally.

"T-that! Give it back to me!"

Sagawa stepped out into the hallway, dodging Aki's outstretched hand.

"I'll get rid of this~♪"

"Wait, wait!"

Aki also ran into the hallway after Sagawa. If she were to let him out, the scandal about the "new professor drinking on campus" would spread across the island in an instant. She had to see him at school and collect even the chuhai from the evidence.

However, Sagawa's feet were surprisingly fast.

"Hahaha."

Although he was running like an idiot with a shopping bag that weighed several kilograms in both hands, he was running at a strange speed as if he were flying. He passed through the entrance, from the schoolyard to the school gate, and to the path that leads to the coast. No impulse at all. She couldn't close the distance.

(What is this? What does it mean?), she thought.

High school boys are faster than women over twenty. This is certainly true in general terms.

However, she is a person who was a runner at the national level a year ago. Although she has a void as an athlete, she has not stopped exercising completely.

She should still have more physical strength than the average person.

Even if she ran and ran, she couldn't catch him.

(What is this boy?), she thought.

"Wait a minute, Sagawa-kun!"

"Hahaha."

Before long, Sagawa and Aki reached the shoreline while maintaining their speed and started running on the breakwater. It's a jogging circuit she's familiar with.

Here and there, local residents prepare tricks and fish on the embankment. She ran after him and headed towards the point that juts out at the mouth of the river that flows into the sea.

Immediately after arriving on the island, she was warned not to fall because the water currents around the estuary are complicated and dangerous. It is said that a fisherman who fell through carelessness died in this way.

Of course, Sagawa should know those stories. So she would lead him there. Even if she can't reach him, she should be able to corner him.

But...

Even when he got closer to the river mouth, Sagawa didn't slow down.

(Oh, no...!), she thought.

In the past three months, she has come to understand Sagawa's personality. The kind of people who get drunk and jump into a camping lake or jump into a rain-swollen river while saying "Yahoo!"

As for whether or not to do it, he would 100% "do it".

"Wait! It's dangerous!"

Sagawa jumped over the edge of the breakwater and leaped into the air, ignoring Aki's hold.

"Yahoo!"

He really he said that too.

And then he fell. There was a loud bang and a loud sound.

"Sagawa-kun!"

Aki leaned over the edge of the breakwater and looked out over the water. It's no longer a level story that can't be heard, it's a life-threatening water accident.

As she warned in advance, the flow of water near the mouth of the river caused numerous complicated eddies. Caught in one of them, Sagawa's body flowed in an arc. He still had a chuhai bag in both hands.

"Sagawa-kun, put that down!"

Looking at the face of Aki, who was desperately calling out to him, Sagawa smiled slightly and was spinning in a whirlpool.

"Hahaha, wiii..."

No, that was not right. After that there was no sense of crisis. He was probably joking up until the moment of his death. He would die joking.

The surface of the water is about five meters away. If she jumped in a hurry, she wouldn't be able to drag him either. Should she call the police or the fire department? No, she left her cell phone at school. Aki looked around her. Is there something like a rope, or rather, that helps the fisherman that he can see in the distance?

At that moment, the inside of Aki's head was spinning.

Sagawa's body slipped out of the vortex on the surface of the water and was caught in another vortex. Further, after one and a half rotations as a leaf, to another whirlpool. Round and round, and beyond...

Sagawa's body went from eddy to eddy as if the flow of the river in the area had a clear will.

"Eh...?"

The swift current in the middle of the river, which should normally run straight out to sea. Sagawa also crossed that, going round and round. And when he landed in the shallows on the opposite shore, he looked at Aki and smiled.

"Hahaha~"

He ran away with a shopping bag in both hands.

Aki just dismissed him in amazement.

(What's with that? What is he?), she thought.

As Aki feared, this incident became known throughout the island the next day.

"Jingi stole the sake that Kameido-sensei had hidden, was chased and fell into the river."

That's how it went. Rumors often have tail fins, but in this case, it was a given without tail fins.

However, surprisingly, Aki was not blamed for this matter and instead…

"It seems that Jingi has caused you trouble..."

Some neighbors came to the school to apologize.

When she asked them if they were related to Sagawa or something, it seemed like they were just friends in the same town. Or rather, the parents of another student are often mixed. If she were to force them, the young lady who claimed to be the owner of the boarding house would probably be closer to direct guardian, but the age difference was at most siblings, so she wasn't sure what their relationship was.

They didn't seem to have arranged anything in particular, and each brought a 1.8-liter bottle of shochu, or Japanese sake, so there were plenty of sake bottles gathered in the classroom. For some reason, the woman in question brought four bottles of sweet potato shochu. Of course, Aki politely tried to refuse, but they said they couldn't take the apology home, and the principal and other teachers said...

"Just take it."

"Hahaha, Ayakai, Ayakai."

After saying something like that, five minutes later, for some reason, the class had started drinking heavily.

She still didn't understand what it meant and thought it was something irresponsible, but it seemed like he's an easygoing local character.

++++++++++

Three months later, autumn.

"Come on, Sagawa!"

Aki chased after the fleeing Sagawa across the school grounds and jumped from the school gate onto the path leading to the shoreline.

"Hahaha, I'm doing it."

"None of us get tired~"

The figure was fully visible from the classroom window and was recognized as a familiar sight among the students.

"Wait, Sagawa! Leave it behind!"

"What's that?"

As Sagawa ran, he turned around. In front of his chest, he held a 1.8-liter bottle diagonally.

Ever since the canned chuhai incident in the summer, Aki has been receiving alcohol from the neighbors. It's fine to have a culture where they respect the "teacher", but she was just an amateur in her first year of teaching. Even if she tried to say no...

"So humble again."

"Hahaha, Ayakai, Ayakai."

That said, the 1.8-liter bottle was left behind.

In addition, some local inhabitants practice sea fishing.

"I caught a good fish..."

And there were many cases where it was accompanied by fresh fish.

After being placed in the night shift room fridge, they became a side to Aki's late night drink. In the last three months she has gotten quite used to handling fish.

As she already exposed herself, Aki had a habit of drinking. When she injured her Achilles tendon, she couldn't exercise during the day, so she couldn't sleep, so she tried to have a drink before bed. When the wound was fully healed, she was drinking a reasonable amount. When she first came to this island, she used to drink a long can of chuhai before bed, but recently she switched to sake and shochu, and there are plenty of side dishes to go with it, so she's starting to become a full-fledged drinker. Recently, she has made it her rule that "you can start drinking when the sun goes down."

Early today in the morning, the father of a student in her class left a horse mackerel with a junmai daiginjo. She decided to leave it between work and school, and when she returned to the night watch room...

By the way, can you imagine a scene where a Japanese macaque is carrying a 1.8-liter bottle and jumping and jumping?

Thus, Sagawa was stealing alcohol.

When their gazes met, the movement stopped perfectly.

"...Sagawa, what are you doing?"

Sagawa chuckled lightly like always.

"Well, it looks like you have some good sake."

"He likes it," or, rather, he was there this morning. In the classroom, he heard Kazebayashi's father say things like, "Sensei, this is delicious.". But that's not what Sagawa was told.

By the way, can you imagine seeing a Japanese macaque running away from the window with a 1.8-liter bottle?

"Wait, Sagawa! Sagawa!"

Aki ran out of the school building in search of Sagawa, and a fierce chase drama began.

It should be noted that this kind of persecution was a common thing in recent years, just like parental donations, but there was still something that she couldn't understand.

Why does Sagawa steal alcohol in the first place?

There are several theories as to why.

Hypothesis number one. He just drinks it. The conventional wisdom that "you have to wait until you are 20 to drink alcohol" does not apply to Sagawa or this island. However, since he steals a 1.8 liter bottle every few days, he drinks several times more than Aki in terms of pace. What about that? Isn't it bad for his liver?

Hypothesis number two. Sagawa once had a "sensei" who cared for him like a true father, and stolen sake is offered in front of his grave. Something so auspicious... she was about to be fooled for a moment, but is it okay if it's a stolen item? Will the deceased agree?

Hypothesis number three. Sagawa sells the stolen liquor to the convenience store. More specifically, most of the alcohol that they take to Aki's house is bought at that store, so Sagawa collects the alcohol that is sold at convenience stores and the same alcohol circulates. In other words, it seems that a kind of ecosystem has been created that monetizes the "respect for the teacher" of the local population through 1.8-liter bottles.

Hypothesis number four. He only does it to make fun of Aki.

He can do it if he wants to read too much about it.

(Four? Four as expected.), she thought.

First of all, a guy who runs backwards when someone is chasing him is taunting his opponent.

At this moment, Sagawa's body is completely facing backwards and she runs towards his back. That kind of running is faster than Aki's. In other words, it is approximately the speed of the national level.

What is this? A revolutionary new way, like the occasional Olympics, or something. Will runners all over the world start running backwards in a few years? Or will the rules change due to complaints from leading countries and become a forbidden technique? No, she doesn't think so. As you can see, this guy is a jerk and is pulling some kind of charade.

More than anything, that face that smiles.

"Hahaha."

After all, it is similar to that boss monkey.

A new fire entered the depths of Aki's belly.

She knows it. Guys like him seem friendly, but they don't really show their hearts to anyone. That kind smile that laughs at everything and deceives is a mask thicker and harder than the shell of a turtle. If you ask him "why" or "for what purpose", he will just dodge. That's why...

(I'll open that face and give you a guess in correct form!), she thought.

"Wait, Sagawa!"

Aki quickened her pace. She was clearly faster than when she was on duty. Whether the air and food of this island suit her body, or whether it is a problem of mentality and motivation, Aki Kameido's running ability was peaking on this island to no avail.

At the top of the breakwater, which is the final phase of the usual game of chasing, she literally runs the straight 100 meters like a sprinter and finally puts her hand on Sagawa's neck.

But...

Sagawa was also in the process of growing up.

"Hahaha~"

After slipping into Aki's hands with a smile, he increased his speed even more, adjusting his stride as a long jumper as he ran back, took off the spike of the breakwater and jumped into the air. Of course he's on his back.

And even more.

After falling five meters and landing on the surface of the estuary, Sakawa got up, turned around (in other words, he turned back to the right direction) and ran towards the opposite shore of the water's surface.

"Oh, this..."

Aki simply dismissed Sakawa, who leaves for the opposite shore, with a feeling of disappointment.

I've heard for some time that Sagawa Jingi is training in a profession that is passed down from generation to generation in this land, like in a shrine, and that he can use various mysterious techniques. What's that?

It's false. Shouldn't it be banned according to international standards?

After many hours.

She went back to school and finished her usual chores, and when she returned to the night watch room well after closing time, Sagawa was cooking in the kitchen. The rice cooked well and also made miso soup. And when he turned around...

"Kame-chan, the horse mackerel was supposed to be fresh, right?"

With a quick click of her tongue, Aki sat down at the dining table with sake and a glass.

On a day like today, when there was a chase fight, after Sagawa managed to escape from Aki, he would return to school and appear preparing dinner. In any case, like today, prepare dinner and alcoholic beverages by himself, and even rice.

"The goal of the race is the mouth of the river" and "If the game is won, it will not be revived" was a promise between Aki and Sagawa. It is said that there is an ancient custom on the island that "those who cross the river will not be questioned". It seems that the story involves something like a folkloric vision of life and death, like the Sanzu River.

She doesn't know if it's a custom or a legend, but Aki personally has no objection. Even if you hold down a spot coming from the other side, it's just that the opponent is stupid and you won't win. It makes sense to catch the fleeing opponent.

The evening drink started with handmade sake. Across the table is Sagawa, who is eating rice and miso soup for dinner. Then, the two skewered the horse mackerel as a snack and garnish.

"So what happened today?"

Aki asked about the whereabouts of the daiginjo.

"Hahaha."

As expected, Sagawa smiled and dodged. Therefore...

"You offered it to "Master"?"

When she delved a little deeper than usual, Sagawa's expression changed slightly.

"Yes, well... he shouldn't have drunk it, my master."

Hypothesis number two. Was he really with the "master"?

"After putting it in front of the grave for a while, I took it home and sold it to Obaba at the convenience store."

Three of them. Both?

"Do you always do that? You don't drink, right?"

As a teacher, she checked it out.

"Hahaha."

Then, Sagawa turned his gaze diagonally and shrugged.

This guy is probably doing it. Also, he makes people stupid.

One and four. It is everything after all. Is complete.

"Hmm."

When Aki sipped a glass of sake...

"Kame-chan, after running, you're a bit relaxed, aren't you?"

That's what Sagawa said.

"Maybe if I don't run, I'll stress out and die."

"As expected, it's not that far. It's an exaggeration."

"But when I start drinking without running, I'm more afraid and my eyes fix. The amount goes on and on."

"Don't call people that like they don't have self-control."

"Hey, do you have self-control?"

"No... but no."

She is irritable, she tends to be an alcoholic and she is aware of it.

Sagawa said with a slight smile.

"I don't mean to preach, but my teacher used to say, "Pleasant sake is the best of all medicines. If you drink it with a smile, you will prolong your life"."

"Hey... so how long did he live?"

"30 years."

"Life expectancy has not been extended."

"Hahaha."

After finishing the meal, Sagawa got up and began to wash the dishes.

"Oh, Kame-chan, can you give me a bottle of shochu?"

"Okay, but what are you going to do? Are you going to visit the grave again?"

"A souvenir for my landlord. That person should also drink."

Sagawa's landlord is the person who brought four bottles of shochu during the canned chuhai incident. Well, she seemed like a nice person.

"Then take as much as you want. There are plenty."

"Hehe, thanks."

Sagawa skillfully tied two 1.8-liter bottles together with packing rope and walked out into the hall, holding them with both hands.

"Good night, Kame-chan. Don't drink too much."

With that face, looking back and saying unnecessary things when it's time to go.

(You really look like him.), Aki thought.

++++++++++

Three months later, winter.

"Wait, Sagawa!"

As always, Sagawa and Aki walked across the schoolyard.

Recently, the students have completely lost interest.

"Well, it's always the same. Let's just leave it at that."

"That looks familiar, right?"

That's how it was.

Rather, they were more interested in what the scooter brought back from the post office after the two of them walked out the school gate.

Thirty minutes later, when Aki returned with Sagawa, Ranko Kanezaki came running over.

"Kame-chan! Looks like a stalker sent you a postcard!"

"Eh...?"

Since she doesn't come back to the boarding house very often, her mail was sent to the school recently. The postcard they gave her had something like this written on it in crude characters.

[I sent you a postcard, thinking that it might not read in a sealed letter.

I'll pick you up soon.

Masaru.]

Kanezaki called out to Aki, who was frozen with a postcard in her hand.

"Kame-chan...?"

"Ah, no, this is... not a stalker..."

The next day.

"Kame-chan seems to have escaped from her fiancée and come to this island."

"It seems that her fiancée is coming to take Kame-chan away."

As usual, the rumor spread throughout the island in an instant.

"No, no. He is not my fiancé.

Aki corrected.

"It's true that he said something about marriage, but I didn't respond. That's why he's not a fiancé."

"He proposed to you?"

"We usually get along fine."

"If you don't like him, why don't you say no?"

"Someone you have to run quietly from? No way... isn't he a stalker after all?"

"No, it's not like that. He's an excellent person… maybe."

"Then, why?"

"It's a compatibility thing... Well, we've known each other for a long time, but it's like a rotten relationship..."

The students listened to Aki's unsatisfying story one by one, mixing inferences and confirmations.

In short, the story is more or less like this.

Aki Kameido had an old friend, or rather a comrade.

They informed each other of the content of the training almost every day. They often went out to eat and drink.

If she had a complaint, she would call him in the middle of the night.

The man's name is Masaru Hiratome.

"Hey, Hiratome is a track athlete?"

"It is said that he became a strengthened athlete for the next Olympic Games..."

"He is great."

In the spring of her fourth year at the university, Aki didn't know which way to go. An Achilles tendon rupture is an injury that can be completely cured with proper treatment without rushing, but leaves you blank for almost half a year in competition. As a result, there are many people who have returned to active duty but eventually retire without being able to reach their original peak, and conversely, there are many people who rush back and relapse. Since she was in her early twenties, that would determine her competitive career, and it was a delicate period before she started looking for a job, there was some risk in every decision she made.

It was there that Hiratome made a proposal.

If Aki wants to go pro, of course he'll support her, but if she's not sure, she should have the option to withdraw. It makes a lot of sense for her to continue running as a regular runner for a long time, rather than risk a recurrence and aim for a momentary good result.

If you are concerned about your livelihood, you can take care of yourself for years, even the rest of your life. She thought about her course with that in mind. He wanted her to think about the path that Aki thinks is the best.

"...A proposal. That's a proposal."

"The conditions are really good!"

"He is a good person."

"I don't know why you're running away."

Aki waved her hand at the students who said that.

"No, that's why I didn't run away. I just kept my distance and hid the conclusion."

"You're running from your decision, aren't you?"

"Something called Blue Marriage."

Besides...

"This time the other party was waiting for me, so it's fine, but normally he would be surprised and cut ties with me."

"Don't test people's feelings with an ambiguous attitude."

Aki still made excuses to the students admonishing her.

"No, I don't. I just decided to rearrange things and try to think for myself."

"I do not think."

"You drink alcohol every day and play with Jingi."

"Haha, yes."

"Jingi, shut up for a moment."

"That is..."

Aki lowered her eyes,

"...That's Sagawa's fault."

"What's that?"

The students groaned.

"It's natural for him to be bad. This guy is always the worst."

"But just because Jingi is bad doesn't mean you don't have to do it right!"

"Don't blame others for your problems, even if they are loyal."

"Haha, yes."

"Shut up a second."

If it crosses the vermilion, it turns red. Aki, who runs with Sagawa, has already become a "same guy" among the students. If you think about it normally, no matter how people's commitments are or how life is, there is no reason why a good adult should poke into a high school student in that area, but after all, it is "similar", so this is unconditionally a sermon. It became a target.

As the curiosity trivia session began to show signs of ending...

A student came in from the hallway.

"Kame-chan, you have a guest in the principal's office."

A tall man was sitting on the couch in the director's office, in the seat reserved for visitors.

The muscular figure is clearly visible even from the top of the suit. He looks like an athlete.

"Masaru Hiratome."

"Wow, it's real."

"It's great, isn't it?"

Students looking from behind the door. The man on the couch...

Masaru Hiratome looked in that direction.

The students suddenly descended into the hallway, leaving Aki alone.

"Aki!"

Masaru Hiratome got up, walked towards the door and grabbed Aki by the shoulders with both hands.

"Aki, what are you doing in a place like this?"

"Masaru..."

"If you want to be a teacher, that's fine. I said that I would support you no matter what. Why did you decide without consulting me? I was worried because you disappeared without telling me where you were going..."

(Oh, this is...)

(That's really romantic.)

The students, who had been half listening to Aki's story, leaned forward to see the development that took place more than they had imagined.

Aki, on the other hand, stiffened with both shoulders grabbed, but before long...

"That's... you're wrong."

(What are you talking about, Kame-chan?)

The students were stunned for a moment, but Masaru winced as if he had been struck by the void.

"If you say, "I'm rooting for you" or "I'm worried", that means you're putting me down. That's not good for me."

(Wow, this is one messy pattern!)

The students joked in their hearts.

"I see... that's correct."

Masaru smiled sheepishly.

"Well, then it's a match."

He also said something strange.

Aki had an angry face, but she nodded naturally. It seemed that there was something decided between the two of them.

They didn't know the details, but...

(In short, both are weirdos.)

The students thought.

++++++++++

They all moved to the schoolyard.

Lead-colored clouds hung in the sky and a little wind began to blow.

Aki Kameido, Masaru Hiratome, the principal, Aki's students, and other staff members and students also heard the commotion and gathered together.

As the crowd watched, Masaru removed his jacket and tie and traded in leather shoes for sneakers. He thought that if they met that could happen, so he brought it as luggage.

It was decided that the tour would begin in the school yard, follow the road towards the coast, and end at the tip of the breakwater. The distance is about 1000 meters. It is said that the students will be placed at important points and guide Masaru to run across this land for the first time.

Masaru was somewhat relieved to know that there were children around Aki who found this kind of thing amusing. He at least believes that she felt less alone than she did when she was in high school and college.

One of the students drew a line in the dirt with his toes and Masaru took a starting position standing next to Aki.

He and Aki Kameido have known each other since they were in elementary school, and for more than half their lives, they have been more deeply involved than each other's families.

According to Aki, Masaru was the first to call her a turtle. It was then that her life began to go crazy.

He doesn't remember it clearly, but it may be true. It is natural to call a person named "Kameido" a "turtle". Aki used to call him Saru, a play on Masaru's name (he remembers it). He believes that dependent on the other in that sense, but when he thinks that he might have been the one to set the direction of Aki's life in the first place, he feels a certain responsibility.

When she beat him in the fifth grade relay, he was embarrassed to be beaten on the big stage, but he didn't regret it. He knew that Aki was working harder than anyone, more than him. Her triumphant smile was radiant.

In high school, they both joined the track club. The activities were divided between men and women, and he was a little relieved that there was no direct competition. However, because this was an individual competition, there were many situations where simple numerical values could be competed for, such as records and amount of practice. Aki seemed to see him as her imaginary enemy like always, but there was simply a difference in physical strength between men and women.

Furthermore, he was blessed with a good body and during the three years of high school, his skeleton and muscles grew significantly.

At first, he felt guilty, as if he was playing an unfair game, but before he knew it, he began to think that he might be the pacemaker to guide Aki.

Five years from now, ten years from now, someday when he stops running, Aki will triumphantly catch up with him like that day. She always wins in the end. She is the tortoise of the rabbit and the tortoise. He already figured it out.

It was the biggest mistake of his life when he told Aki about "Achilles and the Tortoise" when he was in high school. The demigod Achilles, origin of her name, was her pride and support. He made a joke and contaminated that feeling. Furious, Aki ran to her father at her house and after that, she didn't speak to him for a week. He still regrets that matter.

After entering high school, Aki's attitude towards competition changed even more. What had always been a rather stoic way of dealing with him had become an afterthought, almost austere way. It was as if she carried an invisible load on her back and kept training to the limit.

So when Aki injured the Achilles tendon in her right leg, he told her, "There is also the option of dropping the load". Aki was not convinced and got angry. That anger may be directed at him, but that's okay. If it started because of him, it's okay if she blamed him for messing it up.

However, contrary to expectations, Aki disappeared without saying anything. She didn't tell anyone where she was going and even canceled her cell phone.

He recently found out that she became a teacher on a remote island. It's been almost a year since she went missing.

"Okay, go ahead!"

With that order, the two began.

Masaru had the disadvantage of running on an undeveloped road that he had never seen before. As he waited and watched, he slowed down and let Aki take the lead.

But, Aki jumped in much earlier than expected. It's like running a sprint.

Is it a strategy to gain distance first and escape? Although it is fast. He can't believe there's been a blank for over a year.

However, if he had to say that, she was always on active duty without a break. Masaru quickened his pace and closed the distance to Aki's back.

Of course, he wouldn't take shortcuts. He knows that would hurt Aki's pride more. He would simply show a careless look touching the scales. As a result, Masaru has always put his all into his races with Aki and has won most of them. Each time, Aki became angry and frustrated, and worked even harder to move forward.

No thanks to that, in fact, she probably even hates him.

However, now Masaru's self-imposed mission is to continue playing the role of "Achilles' tortoise", the unpleasant guide who runs ahead of Aki.

++++++++++

Masaru caught up with her.

Aki felt the pressure on her back as if a thick wall was approaching her.

Normally, that wall ran in front of her, no matter how much she ran, she couldn't catch up with it and couldn't even touch it.

But today, in this place, Masaru will only apply pressure from behind and will not surpass Aki. The actual attack will occur once the breakwater is reached and the goal is fully visible.

High school students stand at regular intervals on both sides of the road.

"Good luck to both of you!"

"Hiratome-san, go straight for a while!"

"Hey, hurry up you two!"

Each supports the other. And when the two passed by, they ran after them making a lot of noise.

Aki kept pace with her as she walked through the school gates onto a gentle slope towards the coast. She ran across the asphalt pavement near the school and eventually entered an unpaved gravel road.

Both gravel and slope are road conditions that Masaru, a competitor, would normally avoid. If you get used to it, you will be able to run without problems, but inevitably the load on your ankles and knees and the possibility of falling will cross your mind.

Failure to get used to it creates disorder in form and muscle stiffness. Unlike Aki, who has run this course hundreds of times, Masaru's body will become more fatigued the more he runs.

May his legs get tired before he reaches the breakwater. That was Aki's strategy.

She assumed that he was trying to stay back to see how things were going, but when he wanted to pass, he couldn't pass.

No matter how hard he tried, no matter how much he struggled, he couldn't reach the back in front of him. He tasted that feeling. Today it is the other way around. She is the tortoise and he is Achilles.

From the sandy beach she climbed a short flight of stairs to the breakwater. Last straight course.

Aki ran towards it.

But...

Contrary to Aki's expectations, Masaru was unable to turn around.

Fatigue clung to him like a burden and still all of Aki's power remained.

The physical strength of a top-level active player was something like that.

And his mental strength.

Masaru never lost sight of his purpose. Risk of injury and even loss of a future career for taking this irregular route. He ignored them and did the best he could.

Masaru pulled Aki. There was a complete difference in strength.

There were now less than 50 meters to the tip of the breakwater.

The battle is already completely decided. It was a situation where everyone thought so.

But Aki still didn't give up.

(Why can't Achilles catch up with the tortoise in the first place?)

That's because Achilles "exactly wants to win". Aki thinks that's it.

Achilles always points to the "current position" of the turtle. So when you get there the turtle will take the next step.

It's like a stone curling, thinking to stop as it continues, trying to stop safely in a chicken race. It's essentially a chicken.

It was different.

If the turtle in front of her, the walls of life, slowed her down and said, "Go ahead" or "That's enough", would she be satisfied with that? Would she agree?

She wouldn't do it. She wouldn't be convinced. She couldn't forgive herself if she felt relieved when someone said, "That's enough", and rushed to help.

She is a very stubborn person and that won't change until she dies.

She will not stop doing it until the moment of her death.

Aki accelerated quickly and passed Masaru.

(This impulse...!)

Masaru realized that in an instant. He had misjudged Aki's determination.

Generally speaking, sprinting requires at least a few meters to go from sprint to stop. Considering that the current surface is flat concrete, he should estimate that it will be at least 10 meters.

However, Aki's strength clearly exceeds that.

He intended to speed up until the last moment.

"Aki!"

He reached out, but it was too late.

Aki slipped out of Masaru's grasp and ran further forward.

Masaru was starting to slow her down, but he couldn't catch up anymore.

"Hear that!"

"You're going to fall, Kame-chan!"

The students following her were starting to make a fuss.

And...

"Hahaha, let's do it, Kame-chan."

There was laughter from Masaru's side.

"What?!"

Before she knew it, one of her students was running next to her.

He was facing Masaru in a backward running position. It was clearly abnormal posture and speed.

"You... from Aki's class...?"

"Hiratome-san, it's okay here, go to the other side!"

Aki's student Sagawa made a "detour" gesture with his outstretched hand and then accelerated even further, pushing Masaru away with tremendous force.

"Hey, you... Aki?"

"Leave it to me~!"

And at that moment, in the direction they were heading...

"Oraaaa!"

Aki stepped off the tip of the breakwater and jumped into the air.

The weather was starting to get worse and the waves were high.

Aki's body fell several meters and was enveloped by the icy water of the river. Her consciousness and body temperature disappeared in an instant and her vision turned black.

(Ah... this is dangerous...)

Even that consciousness disappeared in an instant.

Before she knew it, Aki was in a soft beam of light.

There was no gravity, no sense of up and down, she simply floated in a fixed direction along with particles of light.

(Is this the afterlife... the Sanzu River?)

She had imagined something more like a river bed or a flower garden, but when she thought about it, she realized that it was an image of the old "other world" and that something as simple as that would be more authentic in these days.

As her consciousness became clearer, she remembered the race process with Masaru just now.

Jump from the breakwater into the winter river

(I see... I think I'm dead.)

She wouldn't go so far as to say that she was prepared to die, but when her blood rushes to her head, she does something reckless without thinking about the consequences, so she expected to some extent to end up dying like that.

(Well, in that case, it's okay.)

She ended up causing problems for Masaru, but if she could come out on top with the victory, that would be the most important thing.

Regardless of what happens along the way, in the final moments of her life she must emerge victorious. That's what she had in mind.

When she was in her third year of high school, her father died.

Apparently, he died instantly in a traffic accident while traveling. It was too sudden, but more than that, she always regretted the fight she had with her father just before.

About a week before the accident, Aki, who had lost a match with Masaru as usual, complained, "I'm supposed to be Achilles.", to which Masaru was amused and said, "That guy is slower than a turtle."

"What?!" Aki said, and Masaru also seemed surprised. She thought he knew the story of "Achilles and the Tortoise". After saying that, he apologized.

It was frustrating. She had feelings like "I was humiliated" by Masaru, "I was made fun of", and "On top of that, he cared about me". Although she had those feelings, her strongest feeling was that her father had "betrayed her".

Her father was not an idiot, unlike her. He probably knew the story of "Achilles and the Tortoise" and was probably very careful when naming his daughter. In other words, the "demigod Achilles" appeared after the fact.

They thought she was a stupid girl and took advantage of it.

Meanwhile, she raced for five years and even decided her career path.

She felt like her feet were being destroyed and she was angry.

So after getting home...

"Don't say anything randomly, you liar!"

She hated her father like that and hadn't spoken to him since that day.

Aki's tantrums have been common for a long time. It was common for her to be stubborn for days on end.

However, after a week, her head began to get cold. There was no doubt that her father had said the "Achilles" thing for Aki's sake. Everything her father did was always for Aki. She knew it very well. So, she was trying to find the right time to make peace.

At that moment an accident occurred. Her father died while Aki called him a liar.

She has always regretted that. So when he died, she wanted to tell him that.

In fact, she tried to say it out loud now.

"What dad said was true."

"I'm fast. I won't lose to anyone."

She finally she could say it.

She was glad she could say that.

She thought that when she died, her father would come pick her up from the afterlife and apologize to him directly, but that didn't seem to be the case for her.

However, the flow of light surrounded her body. She was sure her father would be at the end of that trend.

In time, she too will merge with that flow and be a part of it.

"Kame-chan, wake up, wake up!"

Someone was shouting in her ear.

"Because I'm not dead yet! I'm not dead yet!"

"Uh... Sagawa...?"

A howling wind. The cold water splashed on her body. There was no ground under her feet and Sagawa was supporting her body.

"Aki!"

"Kame-chan!"

She heard voices of people coming from below. Masaru and the students. They looked small like a pea.

(What kind of situation is this...? In the air?!)

It is said that Sakawa Jingi is training in a shaman-like profession that has been passed down in this area and that she is capable of using a variety of mysterious techniques.

It seems that just now, with that power, Aki, who had fallen into the river, was swept away like a tornado, along with the river water.

The height where Aki is is probably about 10 meters, much higher than the breakwater.

"Hiratome-san! I'll send you Kame-chan, so please take her!"

Saying that, Sagawa let go of her hand.

"What?! Sagawa!"

It seems that the power of the "tornado" is still at work, and Aki is carried away by the wind as she loses altitude and falls into the arms of Masaru, who runs towards her.

On the other hand, Sagawa fell almost vertically, probably because he focused more on Aki, and a large column of water stood on the surface of the water.

"Wah, Jingi is down!"

"Help, help!"

Behind the commotion of the students...

"Are you okay, Aki?"

Masaru said, looking at her face.

Aki looked at that face again without understanding.

(If you look closely, they don't look much alike.)

Masaru has more of a monkey face, but he is much more decent than Sagawa.

Well, he could be among the pretty boys. A monkey is a monkey, but a cool monkey.

She was vaguely thinking about those things.

+++++++++++

The next year, spring.

Aki became the official teacher of the third year class. Since this is an improvement over the previous year, the student lineup will remain the same.

She thought there would be some excitement like, "Sensei, are you by any chance going back to the mainland?", but that wasn't the case at all.

When Aki disclosed it...

"Isn't that the kind of thing that happens in old movies? Around the Showa era."

Kazehayashi said.

"Kame-chan dreams about the island too much."

And Ranko Kanazaki.

"We will most likely graduate and this dilapidated school will be gone next year."

"Kame-chan is moving to Ichinoshima school, right?"

"Oh, yes."

Aki said.

"You are also students of that school, so if something happens, you should go there."

"However, I have no attachment to my alma mater. It's not like I went there."

And...

"I also wanted to go to a high school in the city...!"

Junnosuke Mizutani. He seemed really sorry.

"Junnosuke, you dream about the city too much."

"Is Ichinoshima really that big a city?"

"Because... there is also a Starbucks in Ichinoshima..."

"No, it doesn't make any difference either way."

Aki said.

"It's like it's connected by a single train, so I think it's quite convenient no matter where you live... You guys will stay in your hometown even after you graduate, right?"

"Oh, my love for my hometown is burning."

"Instead of worrying about us, what will happen to Kame-chan in the future? Are you going to be a teacher in Ichinoshima forever?"

"Oh, that's right! I would like to know what you are going to do with Hiratome-san."

"Ah..."

The incident that winter where "Kame-chan ran away from her fiancé and jumped into the winter river" became a rumor throughout the island as a serious incident, but the opinions of the students who saw the scene were generally unanimous.

They said...

"A troublesome woman like Kame-chan, if there is a man who is okay with that, then she should do whatever she wants, including marriage. No, she should do it. It would be a once in a lifetime opportunity."

"If you don't like him, say no clearly. In any case, it's not good to put pressure on others."

In short, Kame-chan is bad at facing her own problems properly.

That's why Aki faced her problems in a relaxed way.

"Yes, well... Masaru is still very active, so I don't think he's getting married."

"There are the Olympic Games."

"I thought it would be a good idea to have someone to support me once I was done with all that and retired."

"Hey, what are you talking about, Kame-chan?"

"Why are you trying to get on board at that time?"

"Isn't this the time to support you?"

And...

"So, let's go, Kame-chan."

Sagawa peeked out from behind the wall at the entrance to the classroom.

"You can ask Hiratome-san to come here and stay in Ayaka forever. You can live in Ichinoshima or Ninoshima, whatever you want.

"Eh?"

The idea wasn't bad. Aki looked up at the sky and thought:

"No, it's not that I want to live there forever, and I'll probably get bored soon."

"As expected, that is the truth."

"Well, although I'm not wrong..."

"That's rude, Kame-chan!"

As the students criticized Aki, Sagawa laughed out loud.

"There is nothing to offer. Rich nature, simple life, obedient students. Besides..."

He lifted the square bottle he had hidden so that it was level with his face.

"Delicious salmon~♪"

"Yes, there it is! Mizutani's father brought it yesterday."

"Oh, yes. Good whiskey."

"Hey, if it's a souvenir for the owner, you said you'd make sure to prepare it properly. Why did you bring the "nice guy" without permission?"

"Why...?"

Sagawa with a serious face.

"...Because it's interesting."

"Ah... Sakawa!"

"Hahaha."

The usual chase began.

Sagawa runs back holding a sake bottle to his chest, while Aki runs after him.

The students said as they saw the two cross the schoolyard, raising a cloud of dust.

"Both Jingi and Kame-chan are very cute."

"I never get tired of cosplaying Tendon or Showa sketches. It's the same story."

"It looks like we'll be doing the same thing in five or ten years."

Under a clear sky, a cloud of dust passed through the school gate and headed down the road towards the coast.

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Dumping this shit here because making scripts for video essays I have neither the time nor willpower to edit is just something I do now. Not my best work but my best work is 80% plagiarized and about topics people actually care about. Theoretically. I assume some people care about classic literature but I imagine they’d be terribly dull and I’d like to avoid meeting them.

———-

I love Pizza Tower. I fell in love the first playthrough, again on the second, and once more on the third, and when I love something, I strap it to the operating table, cut it open, splay its organs, and try to see what makes it tick. Now that I’ve completed my examination I need to yap about it and because I’m the worst I don’t have any friends, so random internet strangers will have to do.

God where do I even begin.

Chapter 1: Peppino’s Moveset and Beginner players

Unlike more traditional platformers, in Pizza Tower you are always moving towards your next obstacle. If you try to take it slow it's gonna be a rough ride.

Speed checks are baked into the obstacles. If you are running at at least Mach II you can run straight through enemies and metal blocks without stopping for a second. Metal blocks exist to force a newer players hand, there’s no other way through, and once you do bash through you might as well keep running. Combat with enemies, much like a stealth game, is a punishment for slipping up. You can't just hit them, you have to pick them up then throw them. That’s two more inputs than your usual zero.

While you might think that it'd be rather difficult and tumultuous to play a platformer where you can’t stop, these levels want players, even brand new players to sight read the levels despite moving at such high speeds. After all, with no health bar the player can’t be sent back to checkpoint and is expected to beat each level the first time they see it.

Boiling it down as much as I can, on a first run Pizza Tower levels challenge players by demanding they turn up, left, right, and down at high speeds. For each direction the game demands you turn you are given a move that slows you down to let you get your bearings, then gives you all your speed back again. I’m speaking of the super jump, belly flop, and turn around drift.

Because each corresponds to a direction the opportunity to use them is intuitive, and additionally the timing for each is rather lenient. Most notably with how the super jump lets you waddle to the left or right to readjust your position if you did it too early or too slow.

With these moves the player is constantly afforded a brief respite to get their bearings and use the zoomed out camera to acknowledge what’s ahead and figure out how to respond to it.

Now I bet some of you are wondering when I’m going to mention the wall climb. You see the player has two ways to gain elevation. The wall climb lacks the short pause but its context sensitive. There’s a move like this for each direction, namely the piledriver and wall jump, but only the wall climb is given to you in the initial tutorial. The wall climb gives you a foot in the door, shows you what it’s like without the short pause, and leaves you to figure the others out for yourself.

The way I’ve described it so far makes it sound kinda like DDR with extra steps, minus one dance mat. What I haven’t mentioned yet, is all the fun ways the game changes when you take off the kiddy gloves and go for those p ranks

Chapped Too: Pizza Ranks

Beating the game for the first time is a relatively smooth experience. While it can be a bit tricky to wrangle the controls, by making the player functionally immortal for most of each level the biggest threat the game has is a less smooth play experience. While Pizzaface does force your hand a bit by throwing in an explicit time limit, there’s plenty of time to escape so long as you’re playing the game the way it wants you to. Pizza Tower shows that while common, threats of death and gating progression behind skill checks are not necessarily required for a good action game, and you can get players to impose challenge upon themselves by simply making safe play less optimal and pushing yourself intuitive and accessible.

The first playthrough emphasizes reducing friction and making its core appeal more accessible, so now that the game has got its hooks in, it can throw in some external challenge to push you to your limits.

Getting all the P ranks is the hardest challenge the game gives you, it requires that on each level you reach a certain amount of points, complete all three secret rooms, grab the secret treasure in the janitors closet, complete a lap 2, and maintain a singular unbroken combo from the first room to the exit.

Getting all of the secrets and needing to hit the point total encourages the player to thoroughly search the level and attain a strong understanding of not only its layout, but its gimmicks.

The secret challenge rooms play around with the levels gimmicks in interesting ways and are a great opportunity to learn time saving tricks.

Further, the point requirement has some extra interesting interactions as the requirement is more continuous than discrete. The most obvious way to get points is through collecting the 5 sentient toppins in cages, the marginally less sentient floating pizza toppings arranged like breadcrumbs to guide you through the level, and the giant versions of the non sentient toppings. Because they all contribute to the same point total, it’s worth considering skipping some of them to save time. Is any of the 5 caged toppins too out of the way, which of the big toppings are close enough to the main route to be worth grabbing, are the breadcrumb toppings distracting me from a shortcut.

If you’ve ever so much as watched a “10 tips to make a great super mario maker level” video, you’re probably familiar with the way game designers place these minor collectible bits like breadcrumbs to guide you through the level. If you’ve ever played neon white though you should know that sometimes those breadcrumbs exist solely to distract you from all the cool shortcuts you can pull off.

I find it valuable to break a level down into its critical path, and all of its possibility space. Take this little dash pad guy in Neon White. The green one gives the critical path, it’ll always get you to the end. However there’s also all these black ones, every dash pad has them, usually they throw you into the bottomless abyss, but sometimes taking one will throw you into a shortcut.

Because you always have the option, there’s no obvious indicator of when you should take one. You have to figure it out, which makes you feel clever.

It’s not just breadcrumbs though, players will assume that unless directed otherwise to progress they’ll have to move forwards. Most of the time they’re correct, but sometimes they’ll have the option to super jump instead. Players don’t look up, but with a little familiarity with the level design, gained from having already done the level, they just might. If you think that having the super jump as your only tool for shortcuts is a little simple and there’d oughta be more, you’d be right. After all, it’s only there to get your foot in the door, but more on that when we discuss the third playthrough. We still need to get to how the other P rank requirements change how the game is played, namely the lap 2 and the unbroken combo.

The most obvious purpose of the Lap 2 is to tighten the time limit for experienced players. The game has a very nice balance where it feels like a new player has just enough time to simply escape whereas an experienced player has just enough time to do two laps. The second thing it does is that it allows the player a bit more leniency with their mistakes. If they make a screwup and don’t quite reach a topping or a secret, they don’t have to dwell on it, don’t have to stop, go back and try again. They can just snatch it during lap 2.

Additionally it’s just really satisfying. It’s treated as your victory lap, you’ve already gotten most to all of the collectibles, most of the challenge lies in simply getting here, this lap will be much easier than the last. It feels good.

Finally the unbroken combo. The combo meter is what the game has instead of a health bar. Once you kill an enemy a timer is set to seven seconds. Once the timer is active you can roll it back by gaining points or reset it by killing another enemy, but you won’t ever have more than 7 seconds stored. If your 7 seconds run out your combo ends and you can start a new one by killing another enemy. Obviously this exists to put you under constant pressure, keeping you on the move, but what’s interesting is that getting hit rolls the timer forwards 2 seconds.

Unlike more traditional damage systems which either give you a few seconds of invincibility to recuperate after making a mistake or immediately send you back to the last checkpoint diffusing the situation, Pizza Tower uses this as an opportunity to light a fire under the players ass. When the player makes a mistake, and they will make a mistake that’s what separates us from machines, they have 5 seconds or less to unfuck themselves or else their run dies here and now. Whether that’s desperately scrambling to fight back against your attacker, making a mad dash for the nearest floating toppings, or pulling out your emergency screen nuking super taunt.

I didn’t get on well with Celeste, and thought Neon White and Hotline Miami were just alright, because I tended to find my optimal strategy long before my hands could pull it off. In these games it’s one slip up you’re sent back to checkpoint, and I got very familiar with the bit of the level just after the checkpoint. Once I’ve examined the level, formed a strategy and beating the level is just down to the execution, I start getting bored.

Neon White and Hotline Miami are good at creating an open possibility space that keeps your eyes peeled but that only goes so far, Pizza Tower makes it so that making mistakes, your execution not being up to par, not being able to beat the level yet, spices shit up, throws you into the unforeseen and makes you think on your feet just like you had to in your first go through.

Further it’s not just the combo meter that switches things up when you get hit, getting hit makes you lose points, forcing you to readjust your strategy regarding them and make long term strategic changes on top of the short term scramble.

Chapstick Tree: Noise

Pizza Tower refers to beating the game all over again as a new character designed to blaze through it as “pseudo new game plus” and I’m just gonna keep calling it that. I’ve seen two other examples of platformers doing a pseudo new game plus, Kirby Super Star Ultra with Meta Knight and Shovel Knight Treasure Trove with Plague Knight. What do these two have in common with the Noise? Well they can all fly for one.

I think Yacht Club games put it well on their page about how they designed Plague Knights mobility. Shovel Knight has the ability to jump about 4.5 tiles high and cross 4.5 tile gaps. He can attack in front or below but never above. Plague Knight does this.

Playing the level as Kirby, Shovel Knight, or Peppino has given you all kinds of assumptions on how the level should be navigated. Being able to fly is just one way to break those assumptions and find all kinds of new possibilities.

For the Noise it doesn’t stop at flight, almost all of the small pauses in Peppinos moveset have been removed or be easily circumnavigated. Instead of having to do a turn around drift you can do a drill into a spin, instead of having to waddle on the ground to readjust your super jump position you can do so midair.

Further the changes in moves allow for significantly more freedom in looking for shortcuts. Because you can move from left to right during the super jump any vertical skips no longer have to be a straight shot. You no longer need to climb up a wall to break metal blocks below you, because you bounce off walls instead of climbing them you can gain much more height in unique spots.

The Noise is able to enhance everything that makes being good as Peppino because he doesn’t have to be held back by the consideration made to make Peppino easy to pick up.

The player only picks up The Noise after they’ve beaten the game as Peppino, and likely after they’ve P ranked the whole game as Peppino too. The character is designed assuming the player is at a far higher skill floor, and as such it can push the skill ceiling as high as possible.

——-—

Chat per For: The Boss Fights

Now don’t get me wrong the bosses in this game are good, really good even! In a vacuum, why are they here? In this game specifically I mean. Standing around in a single room hitting one guy isn’t exactly congruent to the madcap speedy momentum based platforming that defines Pizza Tower. It feels like they were grandfathered in because Wario Land had them. But Wario Land had them because Mario had them. And Mario had them because, uhhhhh… Whatever. I mostly just want to talk about The Noise and Pizzaface phase 3. Here’s my thoughts on the rest, pause to read.

PEPPERMAN

Pretty good starter boss, mostly attacks in straight lines, and I like how the butt bounce attack forces players to come up with their own strategy for dealing with it. Additionally I like how the randomly appearing projectiles force players outside of their simplistic canned responses and demands on the spot decision making. I like that you almost certainly won’t beat him first try, and I how you have to desperately scramble to catch him the first time but can figure out a consistent strategy.

VIGILANTE

Kinda weird for a follow up, why has the game suddenly handed you a gun, but still a good one. I like how there’s a much more interesting variety of attacks on display, the dynamite and cow travels in arcs, the grandpa homes in on your position, the flamethrower, pistol, and boot sweep the ground while the uzi has the Vigilante leap onto the air. I especially like how your gun has a charge shot, allowing you to build up damage while freeing you mobility, at the expense of potentially missing the shot. It does lead to a pretty easy cheese (haha cheese) strat where you charge up a shot while he’s invulnerable then land two normal bullets and he’s down before he can even throw out an attack. Also pretty good.

FAKE PEPPINO

Once again, pretty alright. Phase 1 is a bit slow as the attacks from the clones drag on a bit too long but I like all of the unique patterns provided, and it’s all worth it for Phase 2. My favorite is the one where the clones run on the ceiling. Chase sequence could use some rubber banding.

I think the Noise is super cool. While it’s clear from the start that something is different about him, I’ve never seen anyone articulate what.

He seems to be designed to throw the player off their game. He starts the fight in his vulnerability state, but without tech Peppino is too slow to catch him, and he’ll get caught by The Noises spin attack. Whenever the player fails to attack The Noise after his vulnerability state, he does that little spin. This immediately puts a sense of anxiety in the player every time The Noise is vulnerable. If the player can’t make it in time they’ll get hit. They need to be ready to back off.

Then he’ll throw out his attacks, in random order. The player can’t memorize what’s next. Then oh boy oh boy there’s the actual attacks.

There’s 3 where The Noise moves horizontally. The game thus far has trained the player to respond to such attacks by jumping over them. Peppermans shoulder barge, the Vigilantes boot slide and flamethrower.

The pogo stick has The Noise jump over Peppino. If the player jumps, they’ll get hit. As such they try to stay grounded. The player is forced to calculate his trajectory and avoid his landing by shifting to the left or right. However he also drops bombs that close in on you, reducing the space you get to work with. You might have to look for an opportunity to jump over one.

The skateboard has The Noise deciding seemingly at random whether he’s going to jump over the player or not. He can stay grounded to make you jump over him, get close and jump over you to trick you into jumping when you should’ve stayed grounded, or jump early to try to trick you into staying grounded when you should’ve jumped. It plays around with how committal jumping is. If you stop jumping you won’t just be warped to the ground, you’re stuck until gravity brings you back down. The boss waiting to get close until he jumps forces you to hold out until you’re certain. Jumping early forces the player to not rely on instinct and actually account for what the boss is doing and where they are.

The jet pack creates an especially difficult pattern. When he initiates his jet pack dive, he repeatedly bounces along the ground. When he gets close, he’ll either be at the top, bottom, or middle of his bounce. If he’s at the top, go under, if he’s at the bottom, go over, if he’s at the middle you need to identify the situation before he gets close, and move left or right to put yourself into one of the other positions. This gives you six ways to dodge.

Arced attacks move along the x and y axis at different speeds. They force you to proactively acknowledge where the attack is heading and choose from multiple responses based on your prediction.

All of these attacks mix up the player, forcing them to consider if they need to jump, where, and when.

While the last attack throws The Noise into the sky, it likewise forces the player to deal with offense on both vertical and horizontal fronts. Bombs are dropped from the air that walk in your direction on landing. They begin to close in the open area that you use to dodge vertical attacks, and force you to reposition while dodging the aerial strikes.

When he enters the second phase, he gets even trickier. Every attack gets a little bonus attribute when it ends that punishes the player for being too hasty. The Noise will kick his skateboard at you, preventing you from hitting him if you don’t dodge it, he’ll suddenly explode, he’ll do an extra slam attack. When you anticipate the attack ending, if you go for the throat too fast, you’ll get punished.

All of The Noises' attacks are designed to throw the player off, but at the end of the day he does run on recognizable patterns. The game is testing you on how long it takes for you to break a habit and adapt.

Fighting The Noise for the first time feels like you’ve picked a fight with Bugs Bunny. But as you learn his tricks you dodge his bullshit and beat the prick into a bloody pulp. I love that a game as cartoony as pizza tower is consistently able to communicate its goofiness through more than visuals.

Now, Pizzahead phase 3 is generally considered to be kinda weak from what I’ve heard. Allegedly the developers had something a tad more elaborate planned where Pizzahead would lose it and get serious, but that was scrapped because that’s not how they wanted to characterize him. They wanted him to be a clown, a joke, talking a little too much shit behind his walls of goons.

That direction is fine. What irks me is that they were on the cusp of brilliance. With a few minor tweaks I think this fight could’ve come together a lot better. Let me elaborate.

So, assuming you’re not watching a 4305 word video essay on a game you never beat, you know how this goes. Pizzahead pretends to be defeated, reveals he’s perfectly fine, pulls up every previous boss and laughs, but stands aback in horror as Peppino proceeds to go apeshit on Pepperman. The players preexisting knowledge of the bosses patterns, along with their shortened health bars and the removal of their stage hazards should lead to a smooth ride, however where this gets interesting is in how as each boss is defeated, the player begins to take the pace of the fight into their own hands. Pepperman proceeds as normal, but of course for Vigilante you don’t have the gun, so Gustavo pops up, and you can pick him up and throw him at the boss to put them in their vulnerability state manually. The you fight The Noise, and not only does he go into his vulnerability state after finishing each attack, you still get to force him into it by throwing Gustavo at him. Of course Fake Peppino is next, and we finally gain full control, as we can speedrun his phase by alternating between two smacks and a hit from Gustavo, wrecking his shit. Killing each one faster than the last, anxiety becoming wrath, finally taking control back,

And then we’re back to turn based combat with Pizzahead. He gets six turns, you aren’t familiar with his moves and one of them doesn’t actually damage you, you just lose your turn. You lose all control and the pace slows to a crawl. The cusp of brilliance. The cusp.

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Bonus Cracker: Because when else will I get to talk about this

Golf and Oh Shit make an interesting dichotomy, using the same format to tell a good and bad joke. Golf is funny because it’s clever. Both of these levels should theoretically be bad, but while sewer levels just carry a bad reputation for being cramped, ugly, and unfun, Golf fundamentally should not work. As a sport golf is known for being methodical and slow paced. Pizza tower is incredibly fast paced and chaotic. It is a bad idea for this game specifically. Then once the title card boots up it takes the chance for another really great joke that plays with your expectations. They portray golf like a super badass action movie which is hilarious on its own, and only gets funnier when it cuts to the actual level, the goofy music cuts in and no, no, it’s just regular ass golf. By contrast the joke in Oh Shit is primarily that the title contains a swear word. This is pushed a little with an allusion to the Mario Brothers contrasted to how gross being in an actual sewer is, but not exactly groundbreaking material I’m sure there’s a hilarious robot chicken sketch about it.

Finally we have the real kicker, or nail in the coffin depending on which one we’re talking about, the integration of gameplay with the joke. The part that requires a great deal of understanding and effort. Golf is actually a really good level, whereas Oh Shit is terrible on purpose. The unique mechanics of Golf blend surprisingly well with Pizza Towers gameplay, you can just crash into the golf ball to push it, and only need to make a brief pause to grab it when you want more precise control. On the other hand Oh Shit intentionally throws in a transformation that is slow and awkward to control, contains multiple elements that temporarily rip control away from the player, as well as enemies that are difficult to impossible to identify at high speeds making getting through a slog for anyone who hasn’t memorized their locations. (The way to tell the difference between the cutouts and the hidden enemies is their nose color, reds are cutouts, whereas the actual enemies range from blue to orange to pink to also red because fuck you.) The joke is supposed to be that the sewer level is even worse than could be expected. Do not respond to an expectation by meeting it, that’s not funny. Respond by defying it, putting in a little elbow grease, make us spit out our drinks showing us something we didn’t even know was possible.

I just don’t get how these both come in the same game from the same few guys.

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Conker Illusion: this is the part where I wrap things up, in the event in which you, the viewer not the collective, were unaware

So yeah Pizza Tower. 6.3 out of 10

-Too much pizza

-too many towers

-Not enough gay sex.

-but the comprehensive manner in which its depth steadily increases as your understanding of it grows is pretty unique

-also the way it subtly guides you down that path while also gently making sure that newer players are pushed out of their comfort zones but still have a degree of control over the pace is cool

-also the way that it prevents itself from getting stale by switching itself up whenever you get stuck is neat

I dunno it’s okay I guess.

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Keyword research and optimization are fundamental aspects of medical SEO services. Medical SEO experts conduct comprehensive research to identify the most relevant and high-value keywords related to the medical practice's specialties, services, and location. These keywords are strategically incorporated into the website's content, meta tags, and headers to improve its ranking in search results for relevant queries. By targeting the right keywords, medical practices can increase their visibility and attract more qualified leads who are actively seeking their services.

Local SEO Optimization

Local SEO optimization is particularly important for medical practices serving a specific geographic area. Medical SEO services include optimizing the practice's online presence for local searches, ensuring that it appears prominently in local search results when patients are looking for healthcare services in their area. This involves optimizing Google My Business listings, acquiring local citations, and encouraging positive reviews from satisfied patients. Local SEO optimization helps medical practices establish a strong presence in their target market and drive more foot traffic to their facilities.

Content Creation and Marketing

High-quality content is a cornerstone of successful medical SEO strategies. Medical SEO services include creating informative and engaging content that resonates with patients and addresses their healthcare needs and concerns. This may include blog posts, articles, videos, infographics, and patient testimonials that educate, inform, and inspire patients to take action. Medical SEO experts develop content marketing strategies to promote this content through various channels, including social media, email newsletters, and online forums. By providing valuable information and resources, medical practices can enhance their authority and credibility in the eyes of patients and search engines alike.

Technical SEO Optimization

Technical SEO optimization is another essential component of medical SEO services. Medical SEO experts address technical issues such as website structure, page speed, mobile responsiveness, and metadata optimization to ensure that the practice's website meets search engine requirements and provides a positive user experience. This may involve optimizing site architecture, improving site speed, and implementing schema markup to enhance the website's visibility and performance in search results. Technical SEO optimization ensures that the practice's website is accessible, user-friendly, and optimized for both search engines and users.

Patient Reviews and Reputation Management

Patient reviews and reputation management are integral aspects of medical SEO services. Medical practices rely heavily on word-of-mouth referrals and online reviews to attract new patients and build trust with existing ones. Medical SEO experts help practices cultivate a positive online reputation by encouraging satisfied patients to leave reviews and managing negative feedback effectively. This may involve monitoring online review platforms, responding to patient feedback promptly and professionally, and implementing strategies to improve patient satisfaction and loyalty. By maintaining a positive online reputation, medical practices can enhance their credibility and attract more patients.

Analytics and Performance Tracking

Analytics and performance tracking are essential for evaluating the effectiveness of medical SEO strategies and making data-driven decisions to optimize performance. Medical SEO services include monitoring and analyzing website traffic, user behavior, conversion rates, and other key metrics using tools like Google Analytics. By tracking performance over time, medical practices can identify areas for improvement, refine their SEO strategies, and allocate resources effectively to achieve their growth objectives. Analytics and performance tracking provide valuable insights into the effectiveness of medical SEO efforts and help practices stay ahead of the competition.

Conclusion

In conclusion, medical SEO services play a vital role in helping healthcare organizations navigate the online health landscape and reach their target audience effectively. By leveraging keyword research and optimization, local SEO optimization, content creation and marketing, technical SEO optimization, patient reviews and reputation management, and analytics and performance tracking, medical practices can improve their visibility in search results, attract more qualified leads, and ultimately grow their patient base. As the healthcare industry continues to evolve in the digital age, investing in medical SEO services is essential for staying competitive and achieving success in today's online health landscape.

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Okay, there is something I've wanted to get off my chest for a few days now... and my therapist has already heard it all. Warning: This is political. Warning: This will unveil a part of the Shadsie Lore that may make some of you unfollow me or even block me. I do not care. I thought "I shouldn't talk about this on the Internet, even on a place unconnected to my real name" until this article just slapped me in the face and told me that I needed to talk about it:

Ex-Felons Responding to the Trump Verdict I spent a chunk of my high school years visiting my brother in prison, where he served just shy of 4 years for an incident that he is lucky to have survived - he's white, he was arrested by sleepy-desert-town country cops who like the guards of Whiterun in Skyrim mostly deal with drunken brawls and petty thievery and weren't as trigger-happy as the city-cops. Knowing his stories, I know that the American prison system needs reformation badly, as it doesn't rehabilitate people so much as just give them a lot of trauma and, in some cases, makes them worse. And then... came time... Crime Time... for me. *Sad, scared little squeak talking about this.*

So, I did something that I am not proud of damn near 20 years ago. I will not elaborate save to say that: 1. A single felony and associated misdemeanours 2. No one was (physically) harmed 3. It was related to my mental health and how I got a diagnosis. 4. I served no time. 5. I was railroaded into a plea deal - I was contrite and fully confessed to the misdemeanours, but thought that the more serious charge that the DA wanted to pin on me was going overboard. 6. I felt like I couldn't win if it went to trial with only a public defender in my corner and so pleaded to the greater charge in exchange for serving probation. 7. I served 2 years of probation and it amuses me to this day that they gave me an officer who was pregnant. She had to give me over to another officer when she went to have her baby. I asked how she and the baby were and like to joke that I must have been one of the county's nicest criminals for them to give me a probation officer in a delicate condition. 8. This happened almost 20 years ago and it messes up my life to this day. It kept me from getting a job I wanted. (Thankfully I recently got a job with a company that doesn't look further than 7 years back). 9. Having had my record brought to my attention, I researched pardoning and gathered materials and sent off a package to petition my governor. At the speed of bureaucracy I expect to hear back about the initial filing process, let alone getting a hearing, *looks at watch and taps foot* oh, about when Pangea Ultima forms and the world has been taken over by the descendants of squids. Anyway, I've had mixed feelings all this week. On one hand, I'm elated - for once, the GREASED HOG HAS BEEN CAUGHT ON SOMETHING! Always nice to see the rich and powerful get some kind of censure, if not full justice. On the other hand, I see a lot of people online talking about felons not having rights and not having dignity and so forth - you know, the stigmas. Personally, I am never going to run for President, I do not think I would do well with a position of power and have no desire for it. In fact, I am skeptical of the morals of anyone who wants a lot of power. I am an anxious type who'd constantly worry about messing up people's lives on accident. I certainly could not do the President-thing of ordering war-actions (because my personal hero is Vash the Stampede... "thou shall not kill"). And, despite my favorite anime being Trigun and my love of playing Fallout... I don't want anything to do with guns in real life, so no worries on the gun-ownership thing. I live in a state that allows ex-felons to vote so long as they've served their time/probation. I may want to move to a state in the future where I am not sure that is allowed to be with family (One of my reasons for seeking a pardon). Between my brother and me, I am VERY concerned with the human rights and civil rights of repentant ex-cons and of those people in the prison / legal system. That said: Mr. Trump is NOT "one of us." He is a rich (or at least bluffs his way) and powerful and is being treated with the softest of kid gloves. (If I had pulled the threats and outbursts that he had in the courtroom during my hearings, I would have been jailed). I was silent, spoke only when spoken to. He'll never want for a job or money as even if he's more broke than he lets on, he has his slathering minions who send him millions of dollars in a day. He'll never have to rely on a public defender (as passionate and dedicated as they are, they are overloaded and not well listened to in the court system) - he'll always have excellent monied lawyers. I enjoy the HELL out of the idea that he's going to have a probation officer, but I do not think it will humble him. Covid, after all, didn't give him the impression of being a mere mortal man. If anything, this trial, even this conviction, highlights the disparities in the American legal system for me.

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The Benefits of SEO for Small Businesses

Where the internet is a primary source of information and a vital marketplace, Search Engine Optimization (SEO) has become essential for businesses of all sizes. For small businesses, in particular, SEO offers a plethora of benefits that can significantly impact their growth and success. This article explores the key advantages of implementing SEO strategies for small businesses.

1. Increased Online Visibility

SEO enhances the visibility of a business website in search engine results. By optimizing for relevant keywords and improving website structure, small businesses can rank higher on search engines like Google. This increased visibility means potential customers are more likely to discover the business when searching for products or services related to what the business offers. Higher visibility translates to more website traffic and, ultimately, more opportunities for conversions.

2. Cost-Effective Marketing

Compared to traditional advertising methods, SEO is a cost-effective marketing strategy. While there are costs associated with professional SEO services, the long-term benefits often outweigh these expenses. Unlike paid advertising, which stops delivering results once the budget runs out, SEO efforts can provide sustained traffic over time. This makes it an attractive option for small businesses with limited marketing budgets.

3. Improved User Experience

A significant aspect of SEO involves optimizing the user experience on a website. This includes improving site speed, making navigation intuitive, and ensuring the website is mobile-friendly. A well-optimized site not only ranks higher in search results but also provides a better experience for visitors. This can lead to higher engagement rates, longer visit durations, and lower bounce rates, all of which contribute to better overall performance and higher conversion rates.

4. Building Credibility and Trust

Websites that appear at the top of search results are often perceived as more credible and trustworthy by users. By achieving higher rankings, small businesses can build trust with potential customers. Additionally, SEO involves creating high-quality, relevant content that addresses the needs and questions of the target audience. This content helps establish the business as an authority in its industry, further enhancing credibility.

5. Local SEO Advantages

For small businesses that operate in specific geographic areas, local SEO is particularly beneficial. Local SEO strategies focus on optimizing the business’s online presence to attract customers from relevant local searches. This includes optimizing for local keywords, claiming and updating business listings on platforms like Google My Business, and encouraging customer reviews. Effective local SEO can drive more foot traffic to physical locations and increase online inquiries from nearby customers.

6. Competitive Edge

Implementing SEO strategies can provide a competitive edge in the market. Many small businesses still overlook the importance of SEO, so those that invest in it can stand out from their competitors. By ranking higher in search results and providing a better user experience, a small business can attract more customers than competitors who may not be as visible online.

7. Measurable Results and Insights

One of the significant advantages of SEO is the ability to track and measure results. Tools like Google Analytics provide insights into website traffic, user behavior, and the effectiveness of SEO strategies. Small businesses can see which keywords are driving traffic, how users are interacting with the site, and which pages are performing well. These insights allow for data-driven decisions and continuous improvement of SEO efforts.

8. Sustainable Growth

SEO is a long-term strategy that can lead to sustainable growth for small businesses. While it may take time to see significant results, the improvements made to the website and content can have lasting effects. As the business continues to optimize and adapt to changes in search algorithms, it can maintain and even improve its search rankings over time. This sustained online presence supports ongoing customer acquisition and business growth.

Conclusion

For small businesses looking to thrive in today’s digital marketplace, SEO is an invaluable tool. By increasing online visibility, enhancing user experience, building trust, and providing measurable results, SEO can help small businesses attract more customers and achieve long-term success. Investing in SEO is not just about staying competitive; it's about creating a solid foundation for future growth and prosperity.

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Expert SEO Services Austin Texas Boost Your Online Presence

Digital Success of Expert SEO Services Austin Texas

Whether you're a round rock seo company in Austin, Texas, or a global corporation, the Internet is where customers go to find products and services. That's where SEO services come in. In this article, we'll explore how expert SEO services Austin Texas can help boost your online presence and drive more traffic to your website.

What Are SEO Services?

When someone searches for a product or service related to your business, you want your website to appear at the top of the results. SEO services involve a range of strategies and techniques designed to improve your website's visibility and attract more organic traffic.

Why Choose SEO Services Austin Texas?

Austin, Texas is a thriving hub for businesses of all kinds, from tech startups to local restaurants. With a vibrant economy and a growing population, competition in the digital space is fierce. That's where expert SEO services Austin Texas can give you the edge you need to stand out from the crowd.

Expert SEO services Austin Texas

Customized Strategies

One size does not fit all in SEO. Expert SEO services understand this and craft customized strategies tailored to your business objectives, target audience, and industry trends. Whether you're a local business looking to attract customers in Austin or a global company aiming for a broader reach, SEO experts can devise a plan that suits your needs.

Keyword Optimization

Keywords are the backbone of any SEO strategy. By conducting thorough keyword research, SEO professionals identify the terms and phrases your potential customers are searching for and strategically integrate them into your website's content. This optimization improves your chances of ranking higher in search engine results pages (SERPs) and attracting relevant traffic.

Content Creation and Optimization

High-quality, relevant content is essential for engaging visitors and establishing authority in your industry. Expert SEO services not only optimize existing content but also create fresh, compelling content that resonates with your audience. Whether it's blog posts, articles, product descriptions, or multimedia content, SEO professionals ensure that every piece contributes to your website's visibility and relevance.

Technical SEO

Behind the scenes, technical aspects play a significant role in determining your website's performance in search rankings. SEO experts delve into factors like website speed, mobile-friendliness, site architecture, and schema markup to ensure optimal performance. By addressing technical issues and implementing best practices, they improve user experience and enhance your site's visibility to search engines.

Local SEO

For businesses serving a local clientele in Austin, local SEO is paramount. Expert SEO services employ strategies like optimizing Google My Business profiles, creating location-specific landing pages, and garnering positive reviews to boost your visibility in local searches. This helps you connect with potential customers in your vicinity and drive foot traffic to your physical location.

Continuous Monitoring and Optimization

SEO is an ongoing process that requires constant monitoring and refinement. Expert SEO services in Austin, Texas, stay abreast of algorithm updates, industry trends, and competitor strategies to keep your website ahead of the curve. By analyzing data, tracking performance metrics, and making data-driven decisions, they ensure that your SEO efforts yield sustainable results over time.

The Benefits of SEO Services Austin Texas

Increased Visibility

By optimizing your website for relevant keywords, SEO services can help your website rank higher in search engine results, making it more visible to potential customers.

More Traffic

Increased organic traffic to your website is directly correlated with higher rankings in search results. More chances to turn visitors into consumers result from this. 

Improved User Experience

SEO isn't just about keywords and rankings; it's also about providing a better experience for your website visitors. SEO services can help improve site speed, navigation, and overall user experience, leading to higher engagement and conversions.

Better ROI

Compared to traditional marketing methods like print ads or TV commercials, SEO offers a higher return on investment. Once your website is optimized, you'll continue to see traffic and leads without ongoing advertising costs.

How SEO Services Work

Round Rock SEO company  typically involves several key components:

Keyword Research

Identifying the most relevant keywords for your business and target audience.

On-Page Optimization

Optimizing your website's content, meta tags, and other on-page elements to improve its search engine rankings.

Off-Page Optimization

Building backlinks from reputable websites, social media marketing, and other strategies to improve your website's authority and credibility.

Local SEO

For businesses in Austin, Texas, local SEO is essential for attracting customers in the area. This includes optimizing your Google My Business profile, local directory listings, and creating localized content.

Round Rock SEO Company: Your Partner in Digital Success

If you're looking for expert SEO services in Austin, Texas, look no further than with years of experience helping businesses improve their online visibility, we specialize in customized SEO strategies tailored to your unique needs and goals

Comprehensive SEO Audits

We conduct a thorough audit of your website to identify areas for improvement and develop a custom SEO strategy.

Keyword Research and Optimization

We'll research the most relevant keywords for your business and optimize your website's content to improve its visibility in search results.

Link Building 

Increasing the authority and trustworthiness of your website requires building high-quality backlinks. To raise your ranks, our staff will carry out a methodical link-building strategy. 

Local SEO

For businesses in Austin, Texas, local SEO is essential. We'll optimize your Google My Business profile, and local directory listings, and create localized content to attract customers in the area.

Conclusion

Investing in expert SEO services Austin Texas is one of the most effective ways to boost your online presence and attract more customers. With the right strategies in place, you can improve your website's visibility, drive more traffic, and ultimately grow your business. Whether you're a local startup or a global corporation, SEO services can help you achieve your goals and stay ahead of the competition. Contact Round Rock SEO Company today and take the first step towards digital success.

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SEO For Financial Services: Effective Strategies

In the fast-paced digital landscape that witnesses evolving trends on internet every now and then, Search Engine Optimization also known as SEO has emerged as a critical component of marketing strategies for businesses across all sectors. While it is one of the most important aspects of marketing strategies for businesses across sectors, businesses offering financial services are no exception.   

Importance of SEO for businesses offering financial services

It is no secret that businesses in financial trading seek relationships built on trust, credibility, and reputation; SEO plays a pivotal role in enhancing brand visibility, attracting qualified leads, and ultimately driving conversions. With consumers increasingly turning towards search engines to research financial products and services, a strong SEO presence ensures potential clients can quickly discover financial firms. In an industry governed by strict regulations, SEO for financial services provides a cost-effective and compliant means of marketing, enabling firms to reach their target audience while adhering to regulatory standards. If you are a financial business looking for a proven approach, here is a list of top effective strategies that help you maximize your potential through SEO for financial services.

Effective Strategies for SEO in Financial Services

Keyword Optimization: Keyword research lies at the heart of any successful SEO strategy. Targeting relevant and necessary keywords with high search volume and low competition is essential for financial services firms. This involves identifying specific financial products, services, and topics that potential clients are searching for and optimizing website content, including landing pages, blog posts, and meta tags.  

Content Marketing: Content is undoubtedly the king in the world of SEO, and financial services firms can smartly leverage this by creating high-quality, informative, and engaging content that resonates perfectly with their target audience. Whether it's educational articles, how-to guides, or financial planning resources, content marketing enhances SEO and establishes the firm as a trusted authority in the industry.  

Local SEO: For financial services firms operating in specific geographic regions, local SEO is the ultimate game-changer. This involves optimizing the firm's website for location-based keywords, creating and maintaining a Google My Business profile, and garnering positive reviews from satisfied clients. By ensuring prominent visibility in local search results, firms can attract nearby prospects and drive foot traffic to physical branches or offices.  

Mobile Optimization: With most internet users now accessing content on mobile devices, mobile optimization is no longer optional; it's essential and the ultimate need of the hour. Financial services firms must ensure their website is mobile-friendly, with fast loading times, easy navigation, and responsive design. This enhances the user experience while also improving search engine rankings, as Google prioritizes mobile-friendly websites in its mobile search results.  

Technical SEO: Technical aspects of website optimization, like site speed, crawlability, and indexability, are crucial for SEO success. Financial services firms should conduct regular technical audits to identify and address issues hindering search engine visibility. This includes optimizing page load times, fixing broken links, and implementing structured data markup to enhance search engine understanding of website content.  

Link Building: Backlinks acquired from authoritative websites are a critical ranking factor in Google's algorithm, making link building an integral part of SEO for financial services. Firms can pursue link-building opportunities through guest blogging, outreach to industry publications, and participation in relevant forums and communities. By earning high-quality backlinks, firms improve their search engine rankings and enhance their credibility and reputation within the industry.  

Social Media Integration: While social media may not directly impact search engine rankings, it can amplify the reach and visibility of financial services firms' content. By integrating social media into the SEO strategy, firms can leverage platforms like LinkedIn, Twitter, and Facebook to promote blog posts, share industry insights, and engage with their audience. This drives traffic to the website and signals to search engines that the firm's content is relevant and authoritative.  

Continuous Monitoring and Optimization: SEO is an ongoing process that requires constant monitoring and optimization. Financial services firms should regularly analyze website traffic, keyword rankings, and conversion rates to identify areas for improvement. By staying abreast of algorithm updates, industry trends, and competitor strategies, firms can adapt their SEO strategy to maintain a competitive edge while also achieving long-term success.  

Effective SEO strategies are crucial for financial services firms looking to thrive in today's digital landscape.   

From keyword optimization, link building, and content marketing to local SEO and continuous monitoring, implementing a comprehensive strategy for SEO for financial services can significantly enhance brand visibility, attract qualified leads, and drive business growth.   

However, navigating the complexities of SEO requires expertise and experience, making it crucial for financial services firms to partner with a top-tier SEO company that understands the unique challenges and identifies with opportunities within the industry.   

By investing in professional SEO services, firms can secure a position ahead of the competition and maximize their online presence, ultimately leading to increased visibility, credibility, and success in the ever-evolving world of finance.  

If you are ready to win an edge in the competition and position your financial business ahead of the curve, get in touch with Savit Interactive. They will help you analyze your strengths and weaknesses while working closely with you on result-oriented strategies that make a difference and help you maximize your total returns.

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SEO For Financial Services: Effective Strategies

In the fast-paced digital landscape that witnesses evolving trends on internet every now and then, Search Engine Optimization also known as SEO has emerged as a critical component of marketing strategies for businesses across all sectors. While it is one of the most important aspects of marketing strategies for businesses across sectors, businesses offering financial services are no exception.

Importance of SEO for businesses offering financial services

It is no secret that businesses in financial trading seek relationships built on trust, credibility, and reputation; SEO plays a pivotal role in enhancing brand visibility, attracting qualified leads, and ultimately driving conversions. With consumers increasingly turning towards search engines to research financial products and services, a strong SEO presence ensures potential clients can quickly discover financial firms. In an industry governed by strict regulations, SEO for financial services provides a cost-effective and compliant means of marketing, enabling firms to reach their target audience while adhering to regulatory standards. If you are a financial business looking for a proven approach, here is a list of top effective strategies that help you maximize your potential through SEO for financial services.

Effective Strategies for SEO in Financial Services

Keyword Optimization: Keyword research lies at the heart of any successful SEO strategy. Targeting relevant and necessary keywords with high search volume and low competition is essential for financial services firms. This involves identifying specific financial products, services, and topics that potential clients are searching for and optimizing website content, including landing pages, blog posts, and meta tags.

Content Marketing: Content is undoubtedly the king in the world of SEO, and financial services firms can smartly leverage this by creating high-quality, informative, and engaging content that resonates perfectly with their target audience. Whether it's educational articles, how-to guides, or financial planning resources, content marketing enhances SEO and establishes the firm as a trusted authority in the industry.

Local SEO: For financial services firms operating in specific geographic regions, local SEO is the ultimate game-changer. This involves optimizing the firm's website for location-based keywords, creating and maintaining a Google My Business profile, and garnering positive reviews from satisfied clients. By ensuring prominent visibility in local search results, firms can attract nearby prospects and drive foot traffic to physical branches or offices.

Mobile Optimization: With most internet users now accessing content on mobile devices, mobile optimization is no longer optional; it's essential and the ultimate need of the hour. Financial services firms must ensure their website is mobile-friendly, with fast loading times, easy navigation, and responsive design. This enhances the user experience while also improving search engine rankings, as Google prioritizes mobile-friendly websites in its mobile search results.

Technical SEO: Technical aspects of website optimization, like site speed, crawlability, and indexability, are crucial for SEO success. Financial services firms should conduct regular technical audits to identify and address issues hindering search engine visibility. This includes optimizing page load times, fixing broken links, and implementing structured data markup to enhance search engine understanding of website content.

Link Building: Backlinks acquired from authoritative websites are a critical ranking factor in Google's algorithm, making link building an integral part of SEO for financial services. Firms can pursue link-building opportunities through guest blogging, outreach to industry publications, and participation in relevant forums and communities. By earning high-quality backlinks, firms improve their search engine rankings and enhance their credibility and reputation within the industry.

Social Media Integration: While social media may not directly impact search engine rankings, it can amplify the reach and visibility of financial services firms' content. By integrating social media into the SEO strategy, firms can leverage platforms like LinkedIn, Twitter, and Facebook to promote blog posts, share industry insights, and engage with their audience. This drives traffic to the website and signals to search engines that the firm's content is relevant and authoritative.

Continuous Monitoring and Optimization: SEO is an ongoing process that requires constant monitoring and optimization. Financial services firms should regularly analyze website traffic, keyword rankings, and conversion rates to identify areas for improvement. By staying abreast of algorithm updates, industry trends, and competitor strategies, firms can adapt their SEO strategy to maintain a competitive edge while also achieving long-term success.

Effective SEO strategies are crucial for financial services firms looking to thrive in today's digital landscape.

From keyword optimization, link building, and content marketing to local SEO and continuous monitoring, implementing a comprehensive strategy for SEO for financial services can significantly enhance brand visibility, attract qualified leads, and drive business growth.

However, navigating the complexities of SEO requires expertise and experience, making it crucial for financial services firms to partner with a top-tier SEO company that understands the unique challenges and identifies with opportunities within the industry.

By investing in professional SEO services, firms can secure a position ahead of the competition and maximize their online presence, ultimately leading to increased visibility, credibility, and success in the ever-evolving world of finance.

If you are ready to win an edge in the competition and position your financial business ahead of the curve, get in touch with Savit Interactive. They will help you analyze your strengths and weaknesses while working closely with you on result-oriented strategies that make a difference and help you maximize your total returns.

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Unlocking Success: Top SEO Company Strategies Revealed

In today's digital age, establishing a strong online presence is paramount for businesses looking to thrive in a competitive market. One of the key pillars of online success is Search Engine Optimisation (SEO), a powerful tool that can significantly boost a company's visibility and reach on the internet. 

Effective SEO strategies, especially those implemented by a top SEO company in Auckland, play a pivotal role in driving organic traffic to websites, increasing brand awareness, and ultimately translating into business success.

1. Understanding SEO

SEO, or Search Engine Optimisation, is the practice of optimising a website to improve its visibility and ranking on search engine results pages. It involves a comprehensive approach to various elements, including keyword research, on-page optimisation, and link building. The primary goal of SEO is to enhance a website's relevance and authority in the eyes of search engines, thus increasing its chances of ranking higher and attracting organic traffic.

The key components of SEO include identifying relevant keywords that align with the business's offerings, optimising on-page elements such as meta tags and headings, and building quality backlinks from reputable sources. These elements collectively contribute to improving a website's ranking, increasing its visibility, and driving organic traffic.

2. On-Page Optimisation Techniques

On-page optimisation is a critical aspect of SEO that focuses on enhancing the content and structure of a website's individual pages to make them more search-engine friendly. Best practices for on-page optimisation include creating high-quality and relevant content, optimising meta tags, headings, and image alt text, and ensuring responsive design and fast page load speed for an optimal user experience. 

These techniques not only improve a website's search engine ranking but also contribute to better user engagement and satisfaction.

3. Off-Page Optimisation Strategies

While on-page optimisation focuses on improving individual web pages, off-page optimisation, especially with the assistance of a top SEO company in Auckland, is concerned with activities that take place outside the website but impact its search engine rankings. 

A key off-page optimisation strategy is building quality backlinks, which are links from external websites that point to the target site. Backlinks serve as a vote of confidence from other sites and are crucial in establishing a website's authority and credibility in the eyes of search engines.

In addition to backlinks, outreach strategies, guest blogging, and social media engagement also play a significant role in off-page optimisation. These activities contribute to building a strong online presence, increasing brand visibility, and attracting a wider audience.

4. Local SEO Tactics

For small and local businesses, optimising local search is essential for attracting nearby customers and driving foot traffic to physical locations. Local SEO tactics involve establishing local citations, optimising Google My Business listings, and incorporating geo-targeted keywords into website content. 

Leveraging customer reviews and testimonials also plays a crucial role in local SEO success, as positive feedback can significantly influence local search rankings and consumer trust.

5. Content Marketing Integration with SEO

Content marketing and SEO go hand in hand, with high-quality, relevant content serving as the backbone of successful SEO strategies. By creating valuable and engaging content, businesses can attract and retain their target audience while simultaneously improving their search engine rankings. 

Content marketing efforts, such as blog posts, articles, and videos, not only drive organic traffic but also establish a brand as an industry authority, fostering trust and credibility among its audience.

Final Words 

Implementing effective SEO strategies, especially with the expertise of a top SEO company in Auckland, is crucial for businesses looking to unlock their online success. By understanding the intricacies of SEO, optimising on-page and off-page elements, leveraging local SEO tactics, and integrating content marketing, businesses can significantly enhance their online visibility, attract organic traffic, and ultimately achieve their digital marketing goals. 

It is imperative for businesses to stay abreast of the latest SEO trends and best practices to remain competitive in today's digital landscape.

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Seabeck's SEO Secrets: Unlock Digital Dominance

In the realm of digital marketing, Seabeck holds its own unique set of challenges and opportunities. Mastering Search Engine Optimization (SEO) is the key to unlocking digital dominance in this picturesque coastal town of Washington. This comprehensive guide delves into Seabeck's SEO secrets, providing actionable insights and strategies to help businesses soar to the top of search engine rankings and establish their digital footprint.

Understanding the Significance of SEO in Seabeck

In today's digital age, having a strong online presence is essential for businesses to thrive, and Seabeck is no exception. With an increasing number of consumers turning to the internet to discover local businesses and services, SEO has become a crucial component of any successful marketing strategy. By optimizing their online presence for relevant keywords and search terms specific to Seabeck, businesses can increase their visibility and attract more potential customers.

Deciphering Seabeck's Unique SEO Landscape

Before diving into SEO strategies, it's essential to gain a thorough understanding of Seabeck's digital landscape. Conducting comprehensive keyword research specific to Seabeck allows businesses to identify relevant search terms and topics that resonate with the local audience. By tailoring their SEO efforts to align with Seabeck's interests and preferences, businesses can increase their chances of success in the local market.

Implementing On-Page Optimization Techniques

On-page optimization is a crucial aspect of SEO that involves optimizing individual web pages to improve their search engine rankings and visibility. By strategically incorporating Seabeck-centric keywords into meta tags, headings, and content, businesses can enhance their relevance and increase their chances of appearing in search results. Additionally, optimizing website speed, mobile responsiveness, and user experience can further boost SEO performance and improve overall user satisfaction.

Leveraging Local SEO Strategies for Success

In Seabeck, local SEO is particularly important for businesses aiming to connect with the local community and attract nearby customers. Claiming and optimizing Google My Business listings, obtaining positive reviews, and ensuring consistent NAP (Name, Address, Phone Number) information across online directories are essential steps in local SEO. By optimizing for local search intent and targeting hyper-local keywords, businesses can increase their visibility in local search results and drive foot traffic to their physical locations.

Also Read - Seabeck SEO: Unveiling Digital Success

Crafting Compelling Content for Engagement

Content creation is a cornerstone of effective SEO strategies, and in Seabeck, it's essential for businesses to produce high-quality, relevant content that resonates with the local audience. Whether it's informative blog posts, engaging videos, or interactive infographics, compelling content serves as a valuable resource for users and helps establish businesses as authorities in their respective industries. By consistently creating valuable content that addresses the needs and interests of the Seabeck community, businesses can attract and retain a loyal audience.

Monitoring and Adapting to Stay Ahead

SEO is an ever-evolving field, and staying ahead of the curve requires continuous monitoring and adaptation. By regularly analyzing key metrics such as organic traffic, keyword rankings, and conversion rates, businesses can identify areas for improvement and refine their SEO strategies accordingly. Additionally, staying informed about industry trends and algorithm updates allows businesses to adjust their approach and maintain their competitive edge in the dynamic digital landscape of Seabeck.

Understand This : Seizing the Opportunity

In conclusion, Seabeck's SEO secrets hold the key to unlocking digital dominance and achieving long-term success in the local market. By understanding the unique dynamics of Seabeck's digital landscape and implementing targeted SEO strategies, businesses can increase their visibility, attract more customers, and establish themselves as leaders in their industry. So, seize the opportunity, unlock the secrets, and embark on a journey towards digital dominance in Seabeck.

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Essential SEO Strategies for Boosting Your Website Traffic

Introduction:-

In the dynamic landscape of digital marketing, the quest for maximum online visibility is an ongoing challenge. As businesses strive to secure a competitive edge, the role of Search Engine Optimization (SEO) seo agency in bangalore  emerges as a beacon guiding them toward success. At the forefront of this digital revolution stands Krackerz, your trusted ally in navigating the intricate realm of SEO to elevate your website's traffic and visibility.

Understanding the SEO Spectrum:-

Krackerz, with its unparalleled expertise, unveils a compendium of essential SEO strategies aimed at not just driving traffic but fostering sustained growth:

Content Excellence: The Bedrock of SEO

Content reigns supreme in the realm of SEO. Crafting high-quality, relevant, and engaging content remains the cornerstone of attracting and retaining website visitors. Krackerz employs a strategic blend of keyword optimization, valuable insights, and compelling storytelling to create content that resonates with your audience while appeasing search engine algorithms seo experts in bangalore.

Technical SEO Wizardry

Behind the scenes, technical SEO plays a pivotal role. Krackerz meticulously fine-tunes website structures, optimizes loading speeds, and ensures mobile responsiveness, all critical elements for search engine rankings. Our experts conduct comprehensive website audits, fixing crawl errors, optimizing meta tags, and enhancing site architecture for seamless navigation and enhanced user experience.

Link Building Mastery

In the vast expanse of the internet, links act as the threads knitting the web together. Krackerz employs sophisticated link-building strategies, forging high-quality backlinks from authoritative websites. This not only amplifies your site's credibility in the eyes of search engines but also drives organic traffic, augmenting your digital footprint significantly.

Local SEO Domination

For businesses targeting local audiences, Krackerz excels in optimizing your online presence for local searches. Leveraging location-based keywords, Google My Business optimization, and localized content strategies, we elevate your visibility within your community, driving foot traffic and online engagement.

Analytics and Iterative Enhancements

Krackerz doesn't stop at implementation. We monitor, analyze, and interpret data with precision, leveraging insights to fine-tune strategies continually. Our iterative approach ensures that your SEO tactics evolve with the dynamic digital landscape, consistently propelling your website toward higher rankings and increased traffic seo services in bangalore.

Conclusion:-

In the ever-evolving digital sphere, the significance of robust SEO strategies cannot be overstated. At Krackerz, we decode the complexities of SEO, empowering your website to soar above the competition. With a blend of innovation, expertise, and a finger on the pulse of search engine algorithms, we pave the way for sustained growth and unrivaled online visibility.

Embark on this transformative journey with Krackerz today, and witness your website traffic soar to unprecedented heights. Contact us to unlock the full potential of your online presence.