#hi vic

[teddys-diary]

U traumatized yet?

i’m bright red

[teddyreblogslotf]

In theory..

Who would Merlin in a LoTF Merlin au..

I have a terrible habit of making Robert the main character in most of my AU's for some reason 🙄

with the way jack and ralph bicker, merlin is ralph and arthur is jack bcs omg their fights are so canon to merlin like bro???? BWHWGEJWHW

[joeyclaire]

do you ever post racist, sexist, or homophomic language? I was just wondering

racist, sexist, and homophomic language, has no place on my blog.

[gaystan]

can you just post a pic so we know if you're hot?

haaha no!! dude this isn’t that kind of blog, come on. this is a place for south park

[o-wyrmlight]

Chapter 8 of A Toast to the Pigs: A fanfic where Harry Du Bois didn't lose his memory in Martinaise and still has to solve the case of the Hanged Man. Today is an autopsy. As always, mind the tags.

You’ve touched the dead man’s hair. Congratulations. You’ve discovered he’s dead but cared about his looks before he croaked. You deserve a medal of honor, bratan. And now look at you—tenderly touching this man’s scalp, fingers running through his hair. The strands stick damply to your latex glove that’s a size too small for you. The fleshy scalp is cold and clammy. There is no life inside that skull.

You while away the time like this. Pet the corpse. There, there, happy-dead man. He is safe now. You will find his killer. You will bite the bit of justice. It is your destiny to do so. His skin is a star chart of bumps and freckles. Your fingers press into the scalp, stroking his hair back like some kind of cat. Your fingers try to put his hair back into place, and you start to wonder where Kim is—what’s taking him so long. The moment you look over your shoulder, your fingers press down. Something— Bump. There is—how odd. Do you have a bump there, Harry? Touch your head and see. No? Then you’re fucking insane. Where is Kim? You need to verify your insanity, but he is absent. Call the child over instead. Let him touch the body. You’re so responsible, so… …What do you mean he feels it, too?

“Is it him?”

Grit, Kim decided. That voice was a tired grit.

Voice curling with smoke, the Communications Officer explained: “Lieutenant Kitsuragi from the 57th Precinct says he's working with your partner on the Martinaise case.”

“The fuck?” The gritty man on the other line scoffed, voice tight. “Why the fuck are you calling in, then? We’ve been trying to reach shitkid since yesterday.”

So this was Harrier’s partner. What was it—Vic Dick? Vic? That must have been a part of the man’s name. Victor, perhaps? Victory—a war name? Or was it a last name?

“Satellite-Officer Vicquemare is asking why you are calling the precinct instead of Officer Du Bois,” the smoky-voiced man sighed.

Vicquemare. So it was a last name. Kim glanced at the Kineema door, imagining the woman on the other side, watching—listening in on this conversation. He chewed carefully on his words, trying to consider how best to filter them, when somebody on the other side slammed his hand on the desk.

“No, wait. Don’t tell me. He’s getting drunk.” He bit the word out with bitterness and loathing, spitting it confidently into the open air. That was resentment. Anger. Kim felt his spine tighten, fingers clenching around the transceiver. “Getting his fucking dick wet in another bottle.”

[tegr1dy]

Questions

hey @tegr1dy I have questions for you

1. What's your thoughts on Staig? (I'm a Staig Fantic and Staig Shipper)

2. Who do you ship Craig with?

3. What's your Opinion on Gym Fic? (Staig Fan Fiction)

4. What's your thoughts on Staig Shippers and Staig Fans?

1. genuine answer i like it i think it’s so fun and i want to get more into it

2. his left hand and a tissue (i hc he’s left handed)

3. it blew my mind

4. Hot sexy especially @craigfan42 i have a crush on them don’t tell

[willgrahamsbecoming]

what is your opinion on the bunnings Christmas magpies

HKHKJSJKDHSD

KILL! !!!!!! ! ! DESTROY

[kopiksu]

im so glad not many people follow me on tumblr LMFOAOA

[hyper-voice]

@charming-cutie Hey, you're that musician... Piers, right?

"Oh- uh-"

There goes low profile. He doesn't normally frequent bars in Wyndon for this reason, but he really thought he could just come by for a quick drink before his cab home... Still. He puts on a smile (and pulls his hood up a little more).

"Yeah, that's me, but uh- keep your voice down a little if you can, eh? Nice to meet you."

[donatellokinnersinner]

:O turtle day

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL TMNT DAY,GUYS !!1!!!!!1!! 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀

[teddys-diary]

Malewife material

SOBBING SCRESMING CRYING I SAY I WOULDNT HATE STAYING IN THE HOUSE O N E T I M E

[teddyreblogslotf]

LOTF MERLIN AU

WE NEED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN TODD

THIS NEEDS TO EXIST

OH MY GOD IM SO HYPE THAT WOULD BE SO COOL

rAAAAH BBC MERLIN MENTIONED WTF IS A GOOD ENDING

[tinyfantasminha]

''A... mermaid? No, what are you...?!''

merfolk + pirate AU I guess 🧍‍♂️

[teddys-diary]

YES YES YES YES

(technically it’s maurice but absolutely not)

@fly-away-flynn @bugthebugsblog @honey-dewey

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

[gncrezan]

sorry i can't actually stop thinking or posting about auggy they just have that effect (and also some twitter memes!)

[venomoustia]

One thing I’m curious to see established in NSBU is whether or not the movie characters see themselves or not when talking from the reflections.

Did Vic Ethanol see himself or did he see a scrawny, scared Wendell who had no idea what to do? Did G13 see Usha, who had well established herself as not tech savvy at that point, and still encourage her when she went beyond?

Did Jack Manhattan make out with himself or not?