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"Okay but does tumblr have an algorithm? :(" "How will I know who to follow? :(" Fear not. Tumblr has the best algorithm of all social media it is called tapping somewhere by accident on your phone and now you follow someone new. Enjoy your new friend on your dash :)
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The creation of Durge a la P0werpuff Girls. Featuring the return of stupid sexy nose hair mustache daddy Bhaal!
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Parks patron: hey what are you gonna do about that graffiti?
Me: it's on the side of a business building, so the business owner has to take initiative
Patron: but it's visible from the trails!
Me: it is not on our property, so it falls on the owner of the business.
Patron: don't you have a graffiti task force?
Me: no, sir.
Patron: when I lived in Georgia we had a graffiti task force that would take care of that.
Me: we do not have that here.
Patron: you'd think the parks and rec people would take care of graffiti in their parks.
Me: we do. This is not on a park. It is on a business.
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"A world without trans people has never existed and never will"
Poster spotted in Olympia, WA
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in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look
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sorry but the scene where eggman grabs his henchman by the inner mouth made me blush
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