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[himejoshireagan]

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Camp Race Show Down (CRSD)

Lore at bottom

(Red?) Racekid is illegal racer and has been racing for a long time. Not the best but definitely not the worst. Keeps his cool most the time and pulls off a lot of stuns. He will either win by a smidge or be ran off by the cops and have incomplete race / loose. Always finds a way out of whatever pickle he’s in and has funny quip about it. He’s willing to do anything for thrill of the ride, and frequently doesn’t think before he does something. Mainly just doing it because he belives in himself.

Neeancy is flag girl / with Racekid as not a racer but as more of moral support / love interest (??) She is in the car when he races and is back seat driver but she sits in the front. Shes the brains of the operation and keeps him from killing himself. She doesn’t race at all but is there to help with plans and strategy since she’s still really smart and can calculate like the air and shit and how it drags. She can get kinda crazy but Racekid likes crazy so it’s okay , she tells him off when he looses or does something stupid in the race and he just nods because he knows she’s right

Mad Max , sponsor/manager for Nikki . Schemes their way into races and does shit under the table. Wears a nice outfit and tells Nikki to “do what she does best”. Is a Bookie, makes bets on races but will make it in his favor . Has a watch and a bunch of different ids on him.

(Panther) Nikki is a reckless driver , hitting cars with hers and grinding them on walls. Has no fear with racing and having a fun time doing it. Gets hurt and acts like a wounded dog when hurt . Car frequently has to be repaired and it’s a pain in Maxs ass to fix

( Erode )Ered is cool racer who has a low rider with lots of mods. Purplely/pink with yellow accents. It can glow with led lights and shit. Very chill with her riding and doesn’t try to hurt the racers, not out of kindness it just doesn’t benefit her like Nikki. Top dawg with racing and wins against Racekid but there’s no bad blood between them. More of “you did good, maybe you’ll be a good as me one day :p” and she drives off. Plays music while she races .

Sasha races and is sponsor of Erin and Tabii. Will pay people to ruin the race for others and purposely sabotaged people. Has very nice car , not fully made for racing but it’s still really good. Does similar things to max but both don’t like each other because they are “different “ with the way they do it. She wears a helmet and it has a visor on it to keep her safe. Bought all the tokens and has a lot more then everyone else.

Erin is a slower driver then Tabii is, being more calculated and less or a risk taker. She has a dark blue car and focus more on accuracy and consistency then speed. Tabii can get bad road rage and if she looses she’ll be extra nasty next race or even after . Tabiis car is more angular and has white stripes. Sasha is hard on both of them if they loose and are lowkey scared of her.

Dolph is sketch artist and makes posters for the event. You can see them in dark parts of town with the list of racers on them. Anyone can sign up. Hes also been asked by the police to sketch who he though did it but just fucks with them cus snitches get stiches (sketched max as Barack Obama) (Rouge Racer) (Rou)

Harrison owns a “bar” that many kids reside/hang out in to drink juice / caprimoons/ whatever like a normal dingy bar. He looks like a normal bar tender and does this instead of racing. He helped his brother get into illegal racing but got caught by Gwen and David, and got sent home. (And to a boarding school) he doesn’t mess with that kind of stuff anymore but still needed to make a living.

Everyone else bets on the races , they also bet with Max cus he has higher risk/ higher reward . It isn’t legal but none of this is

Instead of getting money for winning races they get arcade tokens to “Charles Pizza Family diner” A family owned restaurant with Charles the Hamster and his gang as the mascots. They like it and that’s all it matters.

[ash5monster01]

Hiii, it's my first time making a request for a MacGyver x fem reader ff. I hope you'll see it. Well, the plot is about the reader, and she's a new agent and also a newbie to Mac's team, who had a huge crush on Mac since the day she saw him. She's afraid to confess, esp whenever she saw him around Riley/ Desi that makes her jealous and got aloof from the team. You can create the ending on your way, hehe, thank you!!!!!

Left Out

Pairing: Angus Macgyver x FemReader

Warnings: fluff, confrontation, minor language, misunderstanding, super cheesy, reader has nickname

Summary: New to the Phoenix team you can’t help but feel left out when it comes to their close relationships. It doesn’t help with your newfound attraction to Mac. Luckily he notices you more than you think.

word count: 1.3k

Masterlist

You had been over the moon when you had got the call to join the Phoenix. It had been your dream to be apart of such an undercover special ops team. You’re unusual skill set going to waste at your awful CIA desk job. It was the happiest you had ever been to pack up and leave a job. Things only got better when you were introduced to the team. Not only were they one of the most interesting groups you had ever seen, but one of them had caught your eye. You were against work crushes, truly you felt it did no good, but Angus Macgyver was one of the most attractive men you had ever met.

Yet naturally he was closer to the other females on the team. It shouldn’t have discouraged you, this was a job, but it was truly hard to see how intimate he was with Desi or even Riley on most days. A part of you craved that from him and a whole other part of you craved that kind of affection at all. You hadn’t seen a team so close before and now you felt like an intruder. An outcast in the one place you truly hoped to belong. So you distanced yourself, treated it as only work, before you got hurt or worse fired for being unprofessional.

Mac had noticed how you pulled back, unlike anyone else. They continued to go about their days in stride but Mac could see it. How your eyes didn’t fully light up anymore when you entered the room. He had wanted to get to know you, was desperate to know you. You were one of the most beautiful girls he had ever seen, something pulling in his chest that he hadn’t felt since, well Nikki. Maybe he shouldn’t have trusted his instincts on this but you were different. You were like him. He had never had someone he could so easily bounce ideas off of or speak his language in the field.

“Hey Ace, can we talk?” Mac uses your field name, stopping you on your way out of the War room. Everyone sending you suspicious eyes as they filter out themselves. Even Matty steps out the frosted doors leaving you alone with the handsome blonde boy.

“What’s up Mac?” you try to act nonchalant, not like a nervous school girl. This was what you had wanted right, attention directed your way?

“I just wanted to ask how things have been going, do you feel comfortable here?” it’s unnatural the way it comes out of his mouth, something Matty herself should’ve been asking you. Yet he sits in one of the chairs anyway, hand digging into the bowl of paperclips as he frees one to fiddle with.

“It’s been fine, it’s just work” you tell him, sitting along the arm of the chair that opposes his. Mac notices how you’re not even comfortable enough to sit comfortably across from him.

“You and I both know this team isn’t just work, it’s a family” and you stiffen at his words. You did know that, and you had felt thrust upon them when they didn’t need another member.

“I don’t know what you want from me Mac. I’m doing my job, we work well together” you counter and he squeezes his eyes shut, wishing you could see it meant so much more to him how well you did work together. He had once thought himself to be the smartest in the room, that is until he met you. You could get them out of any situation you’ve ever been in, more than he ever could.

“I don’t want to just work with you Ace” he says after opening his eyes, baby blues looking desperately into your own. His genuine words making your freeze, heart thrumming in your chest.

“I don’t get what you mean?” you say with the shake of your head, trying hard to not be hopeful or nervous. You fit in well here work wise, you had completed more missions successfully then you ever had in your life. If your distance from the team or discouragement towards their bond were to screw you in the end you were sure you’d never recover.

“I like you Ace. Not only are you attractive and kind but you’re wicked smart. Like smarter than me. I’ve never met anyone who could give me a run for my money and it kills me that you don’t want to get closer to me” he says desperately, eyes ablaze and chest rising and falling with his confession. Your throat dries, not ever expecting your attraction to be returned.

“I don’t get close because you guys have a good thing going here. It feels forced trying to thrust myself into the dynamic you have with everyone. They’re your best friends and I’m just some girl who you got stuck with” you finally admit and the realization hits Mac all at once. The reasoning for your distance and why you denied everything they invited you too.

“You’re not just some girl we got stuck with. Everytime we hang out Bozer goes on and on about how you’re way cooler than me, that they should just trade us out. Riley hints at me twice a week to ask you on a date, she thinks I’m a fool that I haven’t yet. Desi and Matty praise everything you do, how proud they are and how good our team has become. All we want is for you to start coming around” he’s standing now, words coming out quicker as he defends himself and his friends. Wanting you to understand how true all of this was.

“I-I hadn’t realized. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to drift away” your lip quivers, realizing your own self destruction had pulled you away from a good thing you had going. You wanted to curse yourself and everyone else for not making you realize sooner.

“It’s okay Ace, we just want you” he says as he steps closer, but his words and the look in his eyes convey how much he wants you. If Mac had it his way he wouldn’t share you with anyone else.

“What if I screwed it all up?” you ask and he gives a pressed smile, hand holding out for you to grab. You reluctantly place your hand in his own, allowing him to lift you to your feet and face him.

“If you had screwed it up I wouldn’t be standing here asking you to go on a date with me” he says, voice a low hum due to your close proximity. Your heart races in your chest, face turning red and hand sweaty in his own.

“I thought you liked Desi, or maybe even Riley?” you say, eyes wide as you wait for an answer that could crush you. Mac chuckles, shaking his head lightly.

“No, they’re just my friends. Some of my best friends” he tells you and the ease washes over you like a wave. The hope returning to your heart.

“I’d love to go out with you Mac. I’ve been wanting to since I first got here” and your admission to reciprocated feelings illicit’s a tight hug from his end. His strong arms wrapped tightly around you and shocking you to your core.

“Would it be too much to ask if you’d come over tonight? Everyone will be there and we’d love to have you” he asks, pulling away just enough to look into your eyes but not let you go.

“Yeah, I would like that a lot” you say and his grin turns into a swift kiss to your cheek. Arms squeezing you into his form.

“I’ll text you the details, I can’t wait to see you tonight” he says as he finally lets you go, his grin wider then you had ever seen it. Slowly he loosens his hand from your own, and you feel the metal in your palm.

“I’ll be there” You tell him as he leaves just before glancing at the paperclip bent into a flower in your hands.

[harry-on-broadway]

Hiii, how are you??? I need to follow more people on here, who do you recommend??? Accounts that reblog 1d / harry stuff. I'd appreciate your help. Thank you, love! xx

Hi!! I’m well—hope you are too!

Tumblr has been pretty quiet lately but there are still some great people to follow here!

My girls @hslllot and @harrysblackcoat of course (Nikki just reblogged all of her festive concepts which i personally will be rereading tonight!)

@iconicharry is always reblogging and posting harry content which keeps the dash alive. I’m thankful for her service 🫡

@didhewinkback has been posting a lot of great fic as well

Other good follows are everyone below (but I’m sure I’m forgetting lots of people!)

@ilovegolden @all-things-fic @adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy @harrytheehottie @oh-honey-styles @andwhenshesays @for-fucks-sake-h @harrygoeswest

Hopefully this helps!

[marvelobsessed134]

Loved your Dom/Tommy Lee post!! Would you consider doing one for Nikki?

My gut feeling is that he'd be more of a hard dom compared to Tommy

Nikki Sixx BDSM head cannons

Hiii! I can most certainly do that! Hope you enjoy

Warnings: BDSM, smut, dom!nikki, sub!reader

So I definitely agree with you that he would be a hard dom compared to Tommy

His punishments would be so so insane! He’d tie you up and edge you for hours with your favorite toy

He’d degrade you calling a whore, slut, even a bitch. The whole nine yards.

When you’re a good girl he spoils but also I feel like he still would degrade you or so something to make you act like a brat on purpose so he can punish you again

He just thinks it’s so fun to have you withering beneath him, begging him.

He’s very possessive you probably has his name tattooed on your collarbone (which he tattooed on you himself) has you wear a collar maybe???

Likes to have you kneel next to his desk while he works

Will take you to the BDSM club to show you off to other doms.

[parentsday]

Hiii! Since you asked about headcanons/analysis stuff:

There's a common interpretation on the fandom about Max's treatment of David in the early episodes coming, at least partially, from trust issues regarding adults/authority figures. And I've seen push back against it, too. People who say it's just because David is annoyingly positive. Nothing else.

And sure, I can see that. But Nikki also acts in a cheerful manner and mostly enjoys camp, and Max doesn't treat her with the level of rudeness he treated David in season one. This could be due to her being his little partner in crime, but idk. I always interpreted it as him thinking that David is some fake nice adult who will just let him down if he allows it.

And, while I was thinking about this, I realized how this interpretation of Max's behaviour towards David adds another heartbreaking layer to Parents day.

Max's perception of David started changing after Order of the sparrow, specifically after the "Somebody fucking has to" moment. For just a moment, the annoying, overly positive persona drops, and Max is able to see a nuanced human being. And it's clear that he starts understanding David a little more, because in Cult camp (literally the next episode), he allows himself to be brainwashed and trusts that David will save the camp (btw, we as a fandom don’t talk about this aspect of this episode enough).

So yeah, his perception of David changes for the better.

But then, parents day happens.

And David spends most of the episode being an absolute jerk, even if he doesn't realize it.

He pushes SO HARD to try and make the day perfect, basically ignores Max when he states that his parents aren't coming, gets way too serious about playing the role of Max's dad for the day, forces Max into the activities and then, at the end of a day that was already shitty for Max, he yells at him.

I think the context of Max's opinion on David finnaly becoming more positive makes this episode so much sadder.

Because it ceases to be just about Max's neglectful parents.

Now it's also about the closest thing he has to a trustworthy adult making him uncomfortable, ignoring his feelings and then yelling at him and telling him that he "has a bad attitude" and "brings everyone else down instead of trying just a little bit to have fun".

(Which are things he must have heard from adults before, if he behaves the way he does at camp in school and other places)

Remember in Friends like these when he said "Life's just one dissapointment after another. I can't belive I let myself forget it"? I think he might have had the same train of thought here: "I can't believe I let myself forget David is an asshole that only cares about impressing Campbell and making this stupid camp look good". Or: "I can't believe I let myself forget that every single adult thinks I'm a bad kid and a lost cause."

And I know it gets fixed quickly, with David apologizing shortly after, but still. I think the idea of Max being dissapointed at David in Parents day, even if it was just for some moments, is so good.

I also think this is the episode that comfirms to Max that David is genuinely a good person trying his best. He spent the entire day having to think about the fact that his parents suck, and then there's David, who is kind, apologizes for upsetting him and takes him to eat pizza and have a little heartfelt talk.

When was the last time his parents apologized to him, or cared about what he wanted/needed, or talked to him so gently?

The contrast between his parents and David is so big, and I think that's what makes Max finnaly go "Yeah, this guy isn't actually that bad."

(Sorry for rambling, omg.)

hi first of all thank u for an ask and such insightful one at it too !! this was an incredibly pleasant read and a lot of the stuff you say i personally find very good analysis of the show and agree with, however i do have some stuff to say abt it soo here we go ^-^ (this will be a long one so sorry about this in advance)

as i said in some previous reply, max is an incredibly peculiar guy when it comes to the way this show treats his trauma and the way he himself behaves as a result of it, and that’s by design! a lot of the thing he says and does in the first two seasons when it comes to david are there for reasons of narrative set up, and are later masterfully recontextualized by parents day later, leaving very little room for interpretation when it comes to how and why he operates. im gonna go out on a limb and say that i don’t think it’s a stretch to assume that most of his actions towards david in the early show stem from the childish born-from-trauma need for attention and also from his need for societal reinforcement of his own ego’s right to exist. when it comes to the first one i see most people agree (bc it’s a basic child psychology fact), but turn their noses in reference to the second one.

contrary to popular belief, max being in need of constant affirmation that he, as a person with little self value, deserves to exist next to other people is something that we see examples of constantly and is not a terrible part of his character that needs to be ignored. max is a neglect victim who from our knowledge is given very little attention by his parents, as a result of it he is a pessimistic asshole kid whose ego suffers from the very thing that made it this way. its in his strained relationship with nikki and neil, its in him arguing with david to put himself in the position of an adult, its him putting himself above others when it’s not needed and its in him putting his own egos safety first when time comes to accept that things are moving forward (two final episodes from both s3 and s4 are good examples of this). its not an inherently positive trait, but it is one okay for him to have by the virtue of being a young abused child with no support system, and denying it will leave him devoid of this characterization. in freudian (ugh) terms, we cannot separate his character’s superego from his id in a way that won’t harm the way he was intentionally written. Id, ego and superego are all influenced by our relationship with our parents, the amount of nurturing of a child's emotional and psychological needs parents does will result in the child’s psychological state forming a certain way, max as a character who is heavily reliant of his lackluster relationship with his parents is not devoid of this and it affects his relationship with david too. and the reason i’m saying all of this is exactly due to this.

david, when put in most simple terms, is a character who’s an adult figure present and mature enough in max’s current social position that it allows him to treat max as a child, something max is not used to. not used to to such an extent that it puts a strain on his ego in the process. david feeds his need for any form of attention, positive or not, just as much as he clips away at max’s need to be seen as socially important and in a position of an adult. it’s arguable if both of these are good or not but the main thing they are in relation to is obvious: max feels that being an adult who meets both of his psychological needs in ways that are unfamiliar to him makes david an untrustworthy person, thats exactly where you interpretation comes in clutch.

max and his behavior towards david cannot be separated from david being an adult, that is made clear with the way he treats nikki as an equal just because she is a person his age, despite her sharing a lot of david’s traits. going through the episodes you mentioned, order of the sparrow episode lets max see david perspective for the very first time. max is allowed to peek into the reason why david acts the way he does, however it alone doesn’t make him see david in a good light, if anything it makes him appear genuine in his actions. it also lets max have something for david that he didn’t have before: trust. it ends up being used in cult camp as a confirmation of it being something david can live up to (you are absolutely right, we really don’t talk abt this episode and it’s narrative weight enough). all of this has been adding onto the way max himself perceives david, parents day, however, lets both of them internalize the sentiment of mutual understanding towards each other together. parents day does this by lampshading max and david parallelism, making this whole episode consist of max seeing his parents in david just as much as david sees himself in max through the whole show and putting them in each others shoes by the end of it. the episode ends with david choosing max as a priority, he is still acting selfishly (once again david is an asshole) but choosing to do so towards max because the situation allows him to understand max the way s1 finale let max understand him. and with the final turning point in their dynamic, max understands that both his ego and need for attention can exist without them being reinforced by an adult treating him like he is an adult too. max was chosen as a priority for the very first time and that alone made him feel of more value than the treatment he initially yearned for would have. above all else parents day makes max see david as someone he can look up to as a person in emotional way, not only in a life or death situations, the shot of david from his perspective in the end making sure that we don’t miss it.

most of this is not me disagreeing with you, on the opposite i think a lot of the arguments you make are nice and are mindful interaction with the media. gold star for enjoying meta analysis to both of us i guess ⭐️. my main problem is, however, the fact that using all of this to basically say ‘maxs parents suck so he has a distain for david because of it’ is a heavy oversimplification that you somehow go against in your initial statement too and that i, personally, just don’t enjoy. this alone does not make your interpretation wrong though, if anything just reinforces your general idea into a more concrete argument rather than a collection of bits and pieces of evidence pointing to it. hope all of this made sense

tldr; man idk no summing up this one as to not take away from the overall statement im making with this. read the post 🫶

[sluttysanemi]

Hello again Nikki! Everything okay? I hope it is! 💞

I was just wondering if you have any character x reader tips? What do you think it would fit better when writting those?

And, do you also think that it's better when the writer writes y/n as their "name" or calling them "you"?

hiii alby! im all good, thanks 4 asking.

im still ascertain in writing myself, but i’ll do the best i can to help.

it’s good to have at least a decent understanding of the character you’re writing about. by assimilating their difference from the cast, you can write for a multitude of characters without it being repetitive, and bland.

(for example, i portray sanemi more confident w the reader than genya. this is to depict genya’s pubescent characteristic.)

it’s also important to analyse the character’s relationships w others. how do they speak with their friend? does their speech differ with their family?

by analysing genya’s behaviour with sanemi, i was able to understand the value of family to him, and how it is an integral part of his personality.

and, from a personal point, i don’t use y/n in my writing. “you” is just my preference. but, it’s your decision!

[awrestlinggirlwholoves80sbands]

Hiii could you do a Vince Neil from Mötley Crüe x a male stripper Reader? And like they meet at a strip club where the reader is performing and he’s the only male stripper there and catches Vince’s attention?

A/N: Helloooo, so sorry for the late replay but between university and internet problems it took a bit. But still thank you so much for thr request I had so much fun writing it, I hope you'll enjoy it as well <3 Also yes, I named a character after a wrestler BUT IT JUST MAKES SENSE OKAY?!

Warnings: sensual moments

One of Vince’s favorite things to do when visiting a new city was to check out the strip clubs. It was even better when he was alone,because as much as he loved the Terror Twins, they weren't always the best company.Sometimes he just wanted to get a drink or two or four and enjoy some nice ladies showing off their goodies, without having to worry about Nikki lighting Tommy's hair on fire. 

The swinging bat was a strange name for a strip club but it was not like Vince was going to judge a book by its cover: as long as he had excellent service and alcohol it was fine by him.

The loud music hit him as soon as he got inside. The club wasn't the biggest he had ever seen but it could defend itself, the interiors were black and red but the lights hit them in such a way that the blond felt part of a movie. It was a shame they already shot the “Girls Girls Girls” music video at the Seventh Veil because this one would have been perfect. 

“Please give it up for Destiny!” The speaker said, making Vince’s head immediately turn towards the stage. 

Destiny was a nice blonde with a red bikini who showed off all her curves. Vince immediately felt his eyes following her movements but he didn't get close, enjoying the show from far. She seemed to have already a group of faithful clients who were launching their money on stage and the singer was more than happy to start slow. 

He wasn't shy. He just didn't want to waste his money immediately, making him seem like an easy target. However this didn't mean his body wasn't starting to get hot and his lips turned into a smirk once Destiny decided to do a split to end her dance. 

The line at the bar wasn't incredibly long which the singer was grateful for. He ordered some Jack Daniels while the second girl started to approach the stage.

“Omg, are you Vince Neil?” A voice screamed, thankfully coved to anyone else by the loud music.

Vince turned his gaze to find a redhead girl in a leather jacket and shorts staring at him, with her head tilted as she waited for him to talk. His eyes immediately wandered up and down her body and he took a sip of his drink. Certainly he imagined his night to go differently, but who was he to complain? Work smarter and not harder, if the girl came to him it meant he had to take advantage of the opportunity.

“Yes. If you want an autograph, unfortunately I don’t have a pen. Unless you do.” He leaned in closer.

“A drink is just fine, I have an employee discount anyway.” She giggled.

“You work here? Shit, did I miss you?” Vince scratched his neck while passing a hand through his hair.

The redhead brushed her hand over his shoulder quickly, almost as she wanted to comfort him. It was so quick that someone could barely notice it but he most certainly felt it. 

“It's okay, it’s my day off.”

“I’m glad. I would have hated missing you. But if I have to offer you a drink, at least I should know your name.” Vince said with a charming smile.

“Felicia” The woman said, putting a piece of hair behind her ear.

“Felicia, is that a stage name? 

“Maybe… who knows.” She replied with a smile. Her eyes went to the stage for a moment then back to Vince. 

Vince’s arms bumped with her, while he gestured to get the bartender's attention. 

“Another Jack and Cola and for her….”

“Tequila, thanks” She added while the singer handed a bill to the bartender.

Vince finished his previous drink and immediately went for the second one as soon as it arrived. The singer didn’t say another word but his eyes were definitely doing all the talking. He made sure Felicia would catch him  doing a double take of her and then quickly drawing his attention to the stage nonchalantly.

The girl went along: she would catch his eyes, looking down, and then back up from under her lashes while sucking her drink through a straw. Vince knew he had probably been the first to give up so that she could feel important and wanted, but was curious to see how much their staring game was going to last.

“So are you on tour? Or just enjoying your break?” Felicia broke the silence first. 

Vince couldn't help but smile in victory.

“I’m gonna leave in a couple of days for Dallas. Life on the road, you know? Gotta take every opportunity to enjoy the finer things in life… like you.”

 “You gotta do better than that! The clients are usually more original!” She playfully nudges his arm as she giggles.

“But are any of your clients the frontman of the hottest rock band around?” Vince placed his hand on her knee, just for a second.

“Touché. I’ve never performed in front of a famous star.” Felicia said, finishing her drink.

 “Maybe you can show me around the town and I can come see you here,tomorrow.”

Whatever answer the redhead was about to give, it got drowned by the loud voice of the speaker.

“Ladies and gentlemen give it up for Goldust.”

The unusual name made Vince’s head turn. He had never heard a woman choosing a stage name so unique and there was a reason for that: the stripper who came out wasn’t a woman. It was a man.

A guy with blonde hair, very similar to Vince’s but longer, a golden robe and matching heels that would make Vince’s band mate Nikki blush. For some reason the singer couldn’t take his eyes off him, attracted like a magnet by the intriguing figure.

“Is that a man?” He asked Felicia, gulping his drink down.

“Oh, Goldie. He is a new acquisition. A true hit with the girls and the gays, the boss doesn’t discriminate. Money is money.” Her tone seemed a bit annoyed but Vince didn’t care, his gaze was still fixed on the man who still wore his robe.

“So, what about we get out of here and I show you a nice club down the road?” Felicia ran a knuckle down his forearm, in order to get his attention.

Vince bit his lip. A part of him was begging him to stay and watch Goldust, especially since he had never seen a male stripper, however another part knew that the risk of losing the night’s score wasn’t worth it. It wasn’t like he could have taken Goldie to his hotel room, meanwhile Felicia was head over heels for him and he would have received a free dance the next day.

Goldust finally took his robe off to show a predictable golden slip and body glitter all over his chest. His fishnet tights were more visible now and contributed to give a splash of rock to the full glam look. God, was this what people thought Vince looked like? No wonder this man was so fucking hot, he reminded Vince of himself so much.

What he had seen was enough to convince him to make a choice. And like many times in Vince’s life, he didn’t make a decision with his brain but instead with his instinct ( and possibly his dick too). So he stood up, completely disregarding Felicia, and walked towards the stage.

A conspicuous group of people started to leave for the bar but Vince kept going as if he was in a trance-like state. The music, the smell of beer, tha chatter of the guys all seem to blend in muffled noises. He had a goal and he wasn’t going to stop. However he didn’t realize how empty it got around the stage until he found himself standing directly in front of Goldust.

Oh fuck. Why did his legs look so attractive?

Vince started to feel hot which he blamed on the temperature. He had never been embarrassed to sit in the first row before, actually it always made his chest puff with pride knowing that he was  the privileged one, the cool rockstar who could have all the girls and made them fall at his feet. But there was something about the blond guy that made his brain short circuit.

Goldust started to thrust his hips with such fluidity that the singer was impressed. The pole was positioned right behind him however the stripper seemed to enjoy teasing the crowd by brushing it. Goldie knew the power he held and Vince was feeling the full effects of it.

When finally the blonde dancer decided to hop on the pole, making his gold boots shine against the metal, Vince’s eyes bugged. It was something so different from what he was used to yet totally inebriating. Goldust's body went up and down, occasionally rolling on the floor with precise movements.

“Woahhhh” A guy’s voice squealed. 

“I can feel you buddy” Vince wanted to say but instead he stayed silent.

The stripper fed on the attention and span faster while his long hair fell messily around his face. Fuck, that made him only sexier. Vince had to pass a hand in his hair since he was suffocating due the heat and sweat forming on his forehead, even if in this way he missed Goldie getting off the stage and through the crowd.

“Nice to see you, Greg” He heard someone say before a flash of blond hair brushed next to him.

“Fuck, he’s here. Notice me, please.”

The stripper's eyes locked with his for a second and Vince’s heart started beating faster but he tried to hide it by showing his usual smirk. There was no way the other man could resist the rockstar’s winning weapon of seduction. Goldust held eye contact almost as a challenge but he never arrived, instead he waved to a guy on the opposite side.

“I need to work harder” The thought flashed in his mind and he patted his pockets. If his pretty face didn’t work then a tip would do the trick.

When the stripper came back to his side, Vince was too slow to stop him but he was repaid by the guy’s hand brushing against his knee. What a fucking tease, the singer’s blood went all to one place and it was hard to focus on not having an accident. He wasn’t a 14 years boy who just learned what sex is, for fuck sake.

“Hey blondie, I got a little tip for you if you come here.” Vince mastered the courage to yell, while several of the people next to him turned their heads. 

Goldust’s body did a 180 and his eyes lit up, he marched to Vince and tilted his back in surprise. The singer held a twenty dollar bill above his head and stared the other man down, his heart once again beating against his ribcage.

“You play hard to get, uh?” Vince scoffed.

“My attention has a price. That’s why we have the privé section.” The stripper shot back nonchalantly.

“And how do I know you’re worth the privè’s cost?”

Before Vince could register it Goldie sat on his lap, earning a few whistles from the crowd. His crotch moved closer to the singer’s while his arms went around Vince’s neck. He forgot when it was the last time he felt so needy with someone, usually he would expect the girls to jump on him but in this case he felt like the first time in a strip club all over.

“Thank you for the 20, sweetie.” Goldust whispered in his face before snatching the bill from Vince’s hand, putting it in his slip and getting back on stage.

The last few minutes of the exhibition were a blur for the Motley Crue singer, his mind still focused on the way Goldust’s hand felt against his body. But it wasn’t only that. He was livid at how easily he was wrapped around the other man’s fingers, how pathetically he tried to keep control only to melt once he felt the weight on his lap.

What was happening? He was Vince Neil, he was the one using girls like toys and not the other way around! He always criticized those guys who would get scammed by strippers spilling money out of them, yet he turned into one just for an ounce of attention from a guy he didn’t even know.

“Alright, five minute break and then get ready for our wonderful Kitty.” The speaker’s voice grounded Vince back to reality.

My attention has a price. That’s why we have the privé section.

The sentence kept swarming in his head as he made his way towards the bartender. It was probably stupid what he was about to do but since when has any Motley Crue member done something smart?

“A gin and tonic and how much for a private event with Goldust?” He asked.

“Ten dollars for the drink, 50 for the meeting. Show this to the bouncer and he’ll tell you anything.” He said, handing first a ticket and then the drink. 

Vince paid and headed towards the red curtains of the private section, where soon a tall man dressed in black stopped him.

“Do you have a ticket?”

“Here.” 

“Third door on the left. The dancer will tell you his rules, don’t make me come to enforce them.” The bouncer threatened while Vince raised his hands in surrender.

The room was definitely soundproof since it reminded the singer of many of the recording studios he worked at. It wasn’t unusual for a club but it also showed how fancy the establishment was, since in the center of the room there were two red chairs and an equally red curtain which seemed to cover another section.

He sat down, taking a deep breath and started to tap his fingers on his thigh. Now there wasn't much to do but wait.

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Realistically no more than ten minutes were passed yet Vince started to feel like he was going insane. His leg kept bouncing and his hands ran up and down his leather pants in the faint hope of drying them.

Goldust wasn’t going to leave him there, was he? The singer had no idea how he would react with rejection because he never had to worry about it. A flirty smile, a cheesy pickup line, a heartfelt compliment or some goody money usually always work the trick. Then why did he start to bite his fingernails? 

The door cracked open and the singer immediately fixed his hair, making sure his face looked as laid back as possible.

“Sorry sugar, I got caught up in something but I’m here.”

Goldust was wearing a white crop top and some daisy dukes instead of his stage gear, which Vince didn’t mind because he managed to look even hotter somehow. He stayed silent for a second just to admire him.

“Making a client wait isn’t exactly a hot move.” He looked the other man in the eyes but quickly regretted it when he saw the challenge in Goldust’s eyes.

“You’re a rockstar… Kiss, right? Oh no wait, maybe Bon Jovi.” The stripper changed the subject.

“Fuck you.” Vince’s face heated up. He could handle some teasing but being called Bon Jovi was too much.

“No wait, Vince Neil? I couldn’t recognize you without all that makeup!”

Usually the singer would have punched whoever dared to insult him but Goldust’s sarcastic tone only made his voice hotter. He was joking but still he recognized him which was something Vince could use at his own advantage.

“I know. I look hot with and without it.”

“Sure you do, sweet cheeks. So what brings you here? I never knew you liked guys.”

Neither did Vince or at least he thought it was a phase that ended in highschool when he let a guy, who had mistaken him for a girl, kiss him in a club.  If he focused enough he could still remember the taste of beer on the man’s lips, the strong cologne he was wearing and the strong arms who held him close.

“Sorry to break it to you but I’m a guy” Vince told him, once the kiss was broken off.

“Don’t worry. I swing both ways.” It was the man’s reply.

It was the first time Vince heard of the possibility of liking guys and girls. He took in the information and then shoved it in the back of his mind, thinking he could ignore it as long as possible. It did work but occasionally a guy would catch his attention, even if he never acted on it.

“Curiosity, I guess.” The singer’s eyes traveled all around the room in the attempt to not look like a scared puppy. “ I’ve never seen a male stripper before.”

Goldust’s face softened for a second. His mouth curved in a small smile and he tilted his head in curiosity which only made Vince feel like he was sinking in his seat due shame. He just exposed himself as a rookie instead of the playboy he usually was, serving to the other man the perfect opportunity to treat him like a toy. Which didn’t exactly bother him as much as he thought but still it was irritating enough to make his head fuming.

“I have to go over the rules, it’s standard. Number 1: no biting or scratching or anything too violent. I work with this pretty face and body so I can’t look like I got robbed. Got it?” Goldust’s tone was firm so Vince promptly nodded.

“Number 2: Nothing too messy so no piss or wax. Unfortunately if I mess up this room I’ll have to pay a cleaning fee and I don’t intend to.” The stripper looked at him again and Vince couldn’t help but move his head in agreement again, like a good soldier.

“And lastly: if you want to do anything that involves touching your dick, we are using a condom. Break any of these three rules and I'll have to call the bouncer. Understood?”

“Yes.” The singer's voice was barely a whisper. 

Any joke, any rebuttal or remark was whipped from his head by Goldie’s authoritative tone. He hated how easily he could paralyze him, he bit his lips in the desperate attempt to find something to say but instead he was left with silence and millions of doubts floating in his head.

“So, what do you want me to do?”

Oh God, probably everything. Or nothing. Or both. 

If some neurons were left in Vince’s brain by any chance, they were definitely burned after such a question. The whole butterflies in his stomach and rising heat in his body were getting ridiculous now, after all he was just a guy. An incredible, sexy, intimidating guy who Vince paid to be his for an hour. He was in control, even if the other person was a man.

“A lap dance,I want to feel you close like before.”

Goldust chuckled and disappeared behind the curtains and after a couple of seconds a very generic music started softly playing in the room. It wasn’t exactly the best but he put him in the mood which was enough.

“Sorry, we don’t have Crue songs. Maybe next time you can bring me a CD.” Goldie came back with a feathered boa which made Vince’s eyebrow arching. 

The stripper ignored him and simply started dancing all around Vince’s chair. Just like before he loved to tease him: touching him with the boa, letting his fingertips touch his hair, bending down behind the chair only to quickly get up when Vince’s gaze turned. He made sure the singer got a taste of him but never quite enough, railing him up even more.

“Fuck, you’re terrible.” Vince groaned which earned a laugh from Goldust.

The performer seemed to have pity on him and finally decided to sit on Vince’s lap. They stared at each other for a moment, both of their cheeks red but for different reasons, before Goldie started to thrust on his leg. The singer’s eyes got bigger and his breath hitched but he didn’t dare to touch the other man even if his hands were begging to. 

He just had no idea where to start.

“Do you want me to undress? Or should I do it?”

Instead of answering, Vince’s fingers automatically went to the hems of Goldust’s crop top and pulled it over his head only to discard it on the floor once he was done. His gaze indulged on the other man’s torso, which prompted Goldust to grab his wrist and run Vince’s hands over his side.

“God I love your siren tattoo.” He traced it carefully, sending a shiver of pleasure down the singer’s spine.

“Do you have any tattoos?” Vince wanted to facepalm himself but any of his cerebral functions were probably clouded by the sensation over his forearm.

“Two little wings, right above my panty line.”

Seizing the opportunity Vince slowly unzipped the daisy dukes, watching Goldie’s face shift in relief. Two inked wings popped up against the golden slip, simple yet beautiful. Fuck, he was really a fallen angel ready to join him in sin. This time it was Vince who traced the tattoo which only made the stripper thrust against him quicker.

“I love when people touch it, ugh. I put it there for a reason!” He enthusiastically said and stared his client in the eyes, waiting for the next prompt.

The singer’s mind went back to his first kiss with a guy. He felt the same longing sensation, the same knot in his stomach that desperately needed to be sorted. His mouth was dry, his face was on fire and he needed to drown his doubts.

So he got his face closer and crashed his lips on Goldust’s.

Without any hesitation the Goldie moved his hands into Vince’s hair, his mouth moved with as much ferocity as he received but the singer didn’t seem to back down and instead deepened the kiss. The more their lips moved, the more they felt the need to get even closer by touching the other’s body parts: hands running on arms, thighs and cheeks, quickly but never violently. It was just a desperate attempt to feed an insatiable beast.

When his lungs felt like fire and the air hunger became too much Vince broke the kiss. The sound of discontent that left Goldust’s mouth made him regret it, but the singer didn’t think he had anymore in him at the moment. The stripper seemed to notice because he started to rub circles on Vince’s arm, waiting for his next instructions.

“Are hickeys okay?” Vince asked.

“Usually I’d say no but I’ll make an exception for you. Just not too big or Cindy will kill me for finishing her concealer”.

The singer’s mouth approached Goldie's neck, his fear completely disappearing the moment he felt the skin under his lips.  He tasted like body mist and hairspray, somewhat familiar to what Vince was used to over the years as a Motley Crue member. Just like the kiss the more he tried to satisfy the urge and the more it grew, leaving his head just spinning uncontrollably. 

“Mhhh” A moan escaped from the other man’s mouth and Vince’s whole world stopped. His ears started to ring but he didn’t care and instead focused all his attention into his job, while his face started to turn red whenever he could feel Goldust’s vocal cords moving. He was so close to losing control and just deepened the kiss even more, but the giant waiting to beat him at the door was a good reminder to not push his boundaries.

“Maybe we should stop… before ya know…” Vince snapped back into his body and slowly backed away from the neck. He didn’t realize how much he was lacking oxygen  until he found himself taking a huge breath.

“Awww” Goldie complained but didn’t protest.

The singer admired the red mark on the other man’s neck, the sign of his presence and property. All the shyness seemed to dissolve into the small smirk forming on his lips, this was the proof he still got it yet he didn't feel complete. 

“Can you…” He vaguely gestured at Goldust’s collarbone. “ Can you return the favor?”

Goldust’s face turned into a triumphant smile and Vince knew he was enjoying this so much.He was basking every single moment in which the singer was destroying his rockstar facade to turn into a needy bitch. It pained him to pronounce those words but Vince was too desperate to care, and he could always count on booze to turn this night into his usual routine.

“Sure.” Goldie filled the awkward silence and adjusted himself comfortably to reach the other man’s neck. 

Goldust’s lips lingered over the skin, sending little shock waves through Vince’s entire body as anticipation was eating him alive. He closed his eyes just for a second but he quickly realized it was a mistake, the desire to see the strippers’ face working on his neck was spreading quickly, so he snapped them open. 

When finally he felt Goldie’s lips on his skin, he squeezed the other man’s thigh to fight the urge to scream. Everything was perfect… until the next song came on and it sounded awfully similar to a bell. Suddenly the spell was broken and Goldust’s mouth left him before they could even start.

“It looks like our hour is over.” The stripper said but his lips only slightly curved into a smile. 

Vince’s blood froze into his vein and he had to physically restrain himself from wrapping his arms around Goldust. Since when he was so clingy towards a stripper?

He’s different though and you know it.

Of course he knew it and he also hated himself for that. He hated his brain for bringing up old feelings about guys who could only complicate his fucked up life more but he despited even more the childish butterflies in his stomach when he thought back to what have just happened. 

“You should probably go.” Goldust whispered with a sigh. 

“Do you want to see each other again?” Vince didn’t even realize the words exited his mouth until his brain processed them a couple of seconds after. 

His whole face whitened as Goldust’s eyes just bugged out. He just ruined everything, probably flushed the possibility of becoming a regular down the toilet because how could they even look each other in the eyes after this? Vince wasn’t even sure he could have gotten out of there without banging his head against the wall. 

“Like on a date?” Goldie’s tone never sounded so uncertain which only made Vince’s heart beat faster.

“Yeah. Or it doesn’t have to be. We can just hang out, maybe grab a coffee tomorrow morning?” The singer played with his rings.

“Okay. Let’s meet up here at 10 am.” 

“Yeah, great… cool.” Vince nervously laughed.

Goldust smiled genuinely for the first time then he leaned closer and kissed Vince’s cheek.

“Now get the fuck out before the bodyguard kicks your ass” He said, pushing Vince towards the exit.

When the door closed behind him, his knees almost buckled and his head kept spinning. He felt so stupid yet so free. He was fucking screwed but he was going to make sure to enjoy every moment of it.

[septemberjournals]

hi ina :3 for the manga asks: 1, 4, 19 and 20 ⭐ and happy new year 🪄💖

Hiii🦋💫 happy (belated) new year!!!

1. Your top reads of 2024 -

• Veil by kotteri

•ikoku nikki by tomoko yamashita

• kieta hatsukoi by wataru hinekure, aruko

• I love amy by unni (언니)

• famiresu iko and onna no sono no hoshi by wayama yama

• Fangs by billy balibally

• she loves to cook, and she loves to eat by sakaomi yuzaki (ongoing)

• old fashion cupcake by sagan sagan

• 8 gatsu no soda sui by komatsu shinya

• knitting corner by so-yeong

• your wings and mine (webtoon) by hakeism

• tata the cat by suwan kim,subin kim

• romance 101 by namsoo

• when the day comes by omyo

• cinderella boy by punko (ongoing webtoon)

• sherbet above the sea fog by Ppyeowapiwasal (ongoing)

• love bullet by inee

•delusion hu hongjacga

2. An underrated gem-

Knitting corner

3. Your highlights of the year ! (could be something you learned, a cool style, a community you joined, an adaptation you liked, anything) -

Hmmm, I really like the art style of veil-

And this part from she loves to cook and she loves to eat where kasuga stands up against her father in phone call and realise she wants to be with nomoto(😭) -

Also, these panels from ikoku nikki

[mamirhodessxox]

Scraped prompts from some of my Stories!!

Hey They Delilah, His Strange Addiction & I hate you more1

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I hate you more

“Are we seriously smuggling food into a movie theater? Isn’t that like Illegal?” “Didn’t you literally commit murder & arson within the same week?” “Shutup Cody that’s different.” -Sasha & Cody

“The next time I see Cody I’m gonna do it! I’ll ask him to be my boyfriend!” “Hey Sasha.” “Cody! Will you be my- my- be my- Bed buddy partner!”-Sasha & Cody

“I’m so happy I could stab someone!” “Alright let’s take the knife away from you yeah?”-Marianna & Randy

“I’ll going to grab you by the balls & rip them off if you touch my fucking leftovers again.” “Not the first time you’ve grabbed my balls.”-Sasha & Cody

“No yeah because literally stuffing me in a fucking closet while my house sounds like a battlefield in Gettysburg totally benefits me”-Barbra

“Guys stop fighting! Just make out or something already this sexual tensions getting on my nerves.”-Marianna

“I mean I can see how that benefits you sure but how does you killing one of my buyers during a deal for fun benefit me exactly?”-Cody

“I swear to god Seth if you leave the toilet lid up one more time I’m gonna castrate you.” “That might’ve been me…”-Sasha & Cody

“The next person to walk in this office is getting shot in the cranium.” “Hiii!! It’s so good to see you!” “ohh my god!! Marianna heyyy..!”-Randy & Marianna

“Right cool so next time you bring up having sex with my sister PLEASE CHECK YOUR FUCKING SURROUNDINGS FIRST.”-Seth

“What if we just stuff him in a shipping container and ship him off to china or something?” “IS THAT NOT HUMAN TRAFFICKING?”-Cody & Sasha

“Hey Cody? I just started my period can you go to the store and buy me tampons?” “Yeah sure what size is your pussy?” “Nevermind.”-Sasha & Cody

“I hope everyone goes to bed early so I can set this fucking house on fire.” “Hey guy’s i think we should evacuate like right now.”-Sasha & Seth

“Your grounded!” “BUT MOMMM I ONLY STABBED LIKE 10 OF THEM!!”-Barbra & Sasha

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His strange addiction

“Can you please get out of my kitchen while I’m cooking it’s stressing me out.” “Oh you mean the kitchen I pay the bills for? Yeah sure.”-Milena & Cody

“You look sooo…beautiful.” “Cody you seducing me right now is only going to make me more pissed off.”-Milena & Cody

“So..Can i ask how you did..that?” “He was being cocky at a gym and ripped his tit doing things he shouldn’t be doing without a warmup.” “Not exactly how I’d describe it but alright.”-Milena & Cody at the doctors office

“Nobody wants to smell your stench Bianca. Please stand at least 10 ft away from me because social distancing won’t save me from whatever airborne diseases you carry.”-Seth @ Bianca

“Are you sure you want me to take your picture because last time I did you threw it at my head & screamed russian at me.” “It was spanish don’t be dramatic.”-Jey & Milena

“How about we talk about the time you slept with Bianca?” “Worst mistake of my life.”-Milena & Cody

“Yeah no next time your horny I’ll cock block you & give YOU your own taste of medicine on what having blue balls feels like.” “I don’t have balls I have a vagina..?” “Fuck.”-Cody & Milena

“¿CON QUIÉN COÑO ESTÁS HABLANDO??” “UHHH CHICKEN QUESADILLAS & A BAJA BLAST!?”-Milena & Jey

“For someone who used to call himself Dashing Cody Rhodes your not really dashing, your kind of a dick.”-Seth

“You guys make me want to jump off a flying airplane.” “That’s pretty dangerous you probably shouldn’t.”-Milena & Jey

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Hey There Delilah

“Are you sure I can trust you with a knife because last time I gave you one you threw it at Cody.” “He was annoying me what do you expect?”-Delilah & Mirabella

“Who the fuck came in here with a rancid smelling pussy??” *Nikki walks in* “There’s your answer.”-Mira & Randy

“YOUR BOOBS ARE SO FUCKING FAKE MIRA LEAVE ME ALONE!” “Erm actually they’re not I inspected them myself.”-Nikki & Randy

“Dirty talk me.” “The dishes in the sink are unwashed, trash is polluting our earth..”-Cody & Lilah

“So are you like…? Horny?” “No but I can be.”-Mira & Randy

“You can’t bring me down I’m on a high right now! And the D is FIREEEE” “Mira stop quoting gypsy rose you do not know what the “D” even feels like”-Mirabella & Cody

“If you ever give Delilah a pregnancy scare again I’ll cut your balls off” “Good to know she’s not pregnant…?”-Mirabella & Cody

“Guys what’s that stain on the couch?” “My bad bro me & Mira got bored.” “Oh..”-Seth & Randy

“Coddyyy!!! Look at me!! Aren’t I so cute!!” “DELILAH I’M SCARED THERES A SKIN-WALKER IN MY DRESSING ROOM!”-Nikki & Cody

“Cody c’mon you deserve a REAL woman.” “I guess i don’t have the female anatomy anymore to prove that I’m in-fact a real woman.”-Nikki & Delilah

“SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL STRANGLE ALL OF YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.” “Someone get a pregnancy test for Delilah please.”-Delilah & Seth

“Last time we went to target you bought a baby crib.” “So?! I WANT THE FUCKING CRIB!” “Babe YOUR NOT PREGNANT!?”-Delilah & Cody

“I’m pregnanttt!!” “We knew when you started shouting at Cody over how you saw a worm die today.”-Delilah & Mirabella

“Are there nuts in that banana bread” “No just chocolate chi-“ “Cody loves nuts. Including mine.”-Cody, Delilah & Randy

“I can’t eat nuts i’ll have an allergic reaction” “That’s not what you told me last night.”-Mira & Randy

“I look so mysterious & spooky!!” “Your drunk & wearing Cody’s wedding suit go lay down.”-Delilah & Mira

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Dead Witches Wish

“Just an FYI tall dark & horny 12 o’clock” “STOP MAKING FUCKING JOKES WHILE A DEMON IS ABOUT TO KILL US SETH I’M LITERALLY ABOUT TO RIP YOUR THROAT OUT RIGHT NOW.”-Renna & Seth

“So you’re a vampire?? Do you like turn into a bat & say bleh bleh bleh??” “No…I do not say Bleh Bleh Bleh. I’m a grown man.” “You cried over the last episode of My Little Pony shut the fuck up.”-Evara, Cody & Randy

“So is anybody going to address the elephant in the room.” “Guys why the fuck is there a dead man standing in my room right now?” “Oh thats greg, anyways what about the devi-“-Seth & Renna

“Is it a bad time to say I’m really horny right now?” “Randy your always horny.”-Renna & Randy

“So…Dinner?” “After you tried drinking my blood? No thanks Count Dracula I’m good.”-Cody & Evara

“Can someone explain to me why there’s a cult in all black cloaks humming in our backyard?” “Oh seth found a new hobby.” “Being a cult leader?” “Yeah the people here are easily manipulated.”-Renna & Cody

“Are you sure you want me to do this spell with you? Because the last time we did this and messed it up almost you stood by the end of my bed at 3:33 AM mumbling reserved latin.” “Your being over dramatic.” “You summoned the fucking devil into my closet?” “Calm down that’s a stretch” “HE’S STANDING RIGHT THERE WHAT DO YOU MEAN??”-Seth & Evara

“So are we just not going to talk about the fact we literally spawned into the 7th layer of hell??” “Shut-up your going to wake it.” “WAKE WHAT EVE??”-Evara & Renna

“I love you by the way.” “Dude! That is AWESOME SAUCE!”-Seth & Becky

“Someone tell eve to come out of her room she’s been making love spells and sulking because she thinks Cody doesn’t love her back.” “I literally told her to stop turning people who slightly disagree with her into frogs.”-Randy & Cody

“Hey guys just wanna let you know that I would not recommend to go into the base-“ “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?”-Randy & Seth

“How would you describe me?” “Well you look a little emo so I’m gonna say you give like Panic At the Disco vibes hut specifically their song New Perspective.” “Oh.”-Cody & Evara

“I think I’m in love with you..” “Cody out of all of the times to confess this you confess it as we’re hiding from a fucking demon.”-Cody & Evara

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for the Pandavas sisters (including Kara): order them from how good they can hold to their drink to them getting drunk after a good hard sip.

p.s. also tell me what happen once they get fully intoxicated

The Other Potatoes' First Time Drinking (again After they turn 21)

Pt 1

Kara gets literally the cutest drink in the bar (Like a pink starburst cocktail or something)

At first no one bats an eye because all she does is act goofier and more laid back than usual.

But then the Shah genes kick in when she drinks more and starts acting even more chaotic than Aru when she's sober.

She casually drops disturbing facts about her childhood like it's nothing and laughs about it like the most Gen Z kid in the bar.

"yOu ShOuLd'Ve SeEn My DaD's FaCe WhEn I tOlD hIm I wAnTeD tO bE a LiBrArIaN! i ThOuGhT hE wOuLd LiTeRaLlY kIlL mE! XD"

"hEy, Aiby-baby!" "Please don't call him that." "hOw AbOuT I sHoW yOu WhAt YoU mIsSeD oUt On!" *Rips her shirt off* "KARA NO-" *Reveals a shirt that says "Sleeper Spelling Bee Champ of 2005"* "YOU COULDA HAD ALL OF THIS BRAIN POWER, BABE!"

Hira doesn't really drink but she took one shot of whiskey to keep up. Unfortunately, she's a lightweight and immediately starts roasting everybody.

"yOu ThInK yOu'Re So ToUgH?!? mY gIrLfRiEnD wIlL lItErAlLy SmAcK yOu WiTh YoUr OwN sPiNe!" "Hira, stop yelling at the dartboard!" "YO MAMA LOOKS LIKE A CANDY CANE, YOU FLAT CIRCLE!"

Nikita didn't care about the cost, she was determined to get the deluxe strawberry champagne. If only she didn't get totally wasted after one glass

You'd expect her fashion critiques to be on overdrive and they were...the problem is they were towards herself because now her self-esteem sunk like an anchor

"wHaT wAs I tHiNkInG wEaRiNg ThIs ToP?!?" "Nikki, you made that blouse AND sold multiple of them for thousands of bucks." "SO I'M UGLY AND I'M RIPPING PEOPLE OFF?!?"

Ok, I lied. Sheela got an even cuter drink than Kara with all kinds of fruity decorations and tiny umbrellas. It looked more like a parfait than a drink, but it had alcohol nonetheless.

She immediately passes out to the point where everyone thinks she's dead but she's literally just jumping from one person's head to another and everyone's wondering why they're suddenly daydreaming about having tea parties with this chick.

Aru took Aiden off designated driver duty and so he starts going at the drinks so he can finally get revenge.

Unfortunately, the man's surprisingly a heavyweight and almost beats Brynne's record. When she finds out, she's not sure if she's mad or impressed.

"I hAvE a HaReM..." "Not exactly, Wifey-" "Shhshhshh, LeT mE eXpLaIn! I hAvE a HaReM, wHiCh I gOt AfTeR i DiEd. My LiFe iS aN ISEKAI!" "...Don't do this. I swear, you'll make me get you drunk more often if you keep this up." "yOu KnOw, ArU, wHeNeVeR yOu QuEsTiOn SoMeOnE, yOu ShOuLd SaY 'ARU SHAH ABOUT THAT?!?'" "BARTENDER, ANOTHER ONE OVER HERE!"

Also, his Apsara powers get out of hand and he proceeds to dominate the karaoke show and suddenly has a bunch of girls flock to him. Aru's about to figure out whether she should electrocute him or them when he screams into the mike "THAT'S MY PAST LIFE HUSBAND! HIII, ARU!" and runs into her for a hug tackle before passing out.

Then the others are on hangover cleanup. Everyone's a mess in the morning and when Aiden says "This can't possibly get any worse." Aru goes "ARU SHAH ABOUT THAT???" and shows them everything she recorded on her phone. They then puked even harder...

[valentineveils]

hiii did NOT see your post earlier but i would love to hear more about your da protags.... do any of them have like a best friend or closest friends or like. just a dynamic like that that you'd like to talk about?

OUGHHH I LOVE THIS QUESTION

the most obvious answer in my head right now is how close denaris and alistair are platonically . i mean they've been by each others sides since Day 1 of Wardening ! denaris is never without him ; i think what denaris is with his kind of angry nature alistair balances that out with more . not reasonable but i guess kinder ? personality ? denaris isn't rlly a Kindly Guy - he did maul a man w his teeth lolol i dunnoooo i just think those two are so entwined . which what makes leaving ali in the fade hard :[ ah well there's other wardens [JOKING]

altho another bestieship im workshopping rn is isabela and nikolas AND merril and nikolas ! ! ! varric n hawke r kind of a given friendship so thats more obvious but aside from varric and obviously fenris , merrill and isabela are nikky's two closest friends . i think it's hard for nikky to feel like . Close with anders , if that makes sense . maybe it's his guilt for what happened to bethany , maybe it's his guilt for not being a magic user so he can maybe relate to anders' pain , who knows . thye may be kind and nice w one another , but theres a gap there . he thought he could maybe get close w aveline but that went absolutely down the drain , it started going down before but as soon as his mother died at the hands of someone THE GUARD COULD HAVE STOPPED AND CAUGHT their relationship is that of two attack dogs .

arcen is besties w sera , varric and josephine . it's kinda hard for me to see him close w a few inquisition members ! him and cassandra do not get along AT ALL , he and vivienne have a respectful workplace friendship but they do butt heads , solas n him start not seeing eye to eye bcus of solas's whole thing w the dalish [which arcen ithink would take offense to] , and blackwall and iron bull are too much of liars for him to get close enough to . dorian gets boyfriend status ^_^ idk some inquisiton relations r hard to place cus i just don't rlly . uhhh . Enjoy a few of the companions lololol

[hazza-bear-care]

Masterlist

Babie Crue:

Part 1: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/185937229700/babie-crue-1?source=share

Part 2: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/185973327855/babie-crue-2?source=share

Part 3: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/186150555215/babie-crue-3?source=share

Part 4: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/187084268140/babie-crue-4?source=share

Part 5: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/187629701990/babie-crue-5?source=share

Part 6: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/187766907055/babie-crue-6?source=share

Part 7: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/188115743160/babie-crue-7?source=share

Part 8: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/189008079425/babie-crue-8?source=share

Part 9: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/190115562870/babie-crue-9?source=share

Part 10: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/617404404718600192/babie-crue-10?source=share

Part 11: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/651450522419789824/babie-crue-11-pt-1?source=share

Nikki Blurb: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/613719310928625664/can-you-do-a-one-shot-where-the-readers-the-5th?source=share

Harry Styles:

I'm Having Your Baby; https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/174741128915/im-having-your-baby?source=share

Inoculation

Part 1: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/175770790200/inoculation?source=share

Part 2: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/178497249810/inoculation-part-2?source=share

Not So Rainy Day Blues: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/185802819390/a-harry-blurb-very-soft-please?source=share

Pink Floyd Hate: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/617401531578433536/harrys-reaction-to-his-girlfriends-absolute?source=share

Bucky Barnes:

You Know Me Part 1: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/185868607010/you-know-me-1?source=share

Part 2: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/186273508605/you-know-me-2?source=share

Bound To Adoration: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/632725712712941574/bound-to-adoration?source=share

Sing It Again: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/639795018460217344/sing-it-again?source=share

Late Night Snacks: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/642871477729918976/late-night-snacks?source=share

Showers Help: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/677014967487283200/showers-help?source=share

Owned But Trashy: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/709468528264232960/owned-but-trashy?source=share

What Happened Part 1: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/730839488403832832/what-happened?source=share

What Happened Part 2: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/731196652557385728/what-happened-part-2?source=share

Steve Rogers:

First Time: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/644388483964764160/first-time?source=share

Kylo Ren:

I Miss You Daddy: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/185800335125/i-have-a-request-for-kylo-ren-the-reader-is?source=share

Make Up: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/150225977110/makeup?source=share

Blurb: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/732357572574789632/hiii-can-i-have-an-imaginefanfic-where-reader?source=share

The Walking Dead:

Please Don't Leave Me Part 1: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/187030208095/please-dont-leave-me-blurb?source=share

Part 2: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/190370396385/please-dont-leave-me-pt-2?source=share

Try Again: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/723239360791740416/try-again?source=share

Criminal Minds:

Stay Safe Part 1: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/631280031853871104/stay-safe-13?source=share

Part 2: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/631806749073145856/stay-safe-23?source=share

Part 3: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/633977056046219264/stay-safe-33?source=share

Happy Family: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/713165989006786560/happy-family?source=share

Eddie Munson:

The NeverEnding Tease: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/706663814828015616/the-neverending-tease?source=share

Talk Dirty To Me: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/713969202093080578/talk-dirty-to-me?source=share

Scream Queen: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/717588690378080256/scream-queen?source=share

Friday Night Grind: https://www.tumblr.com/hazza-bear-care/732176226912976896/friday-night-grind?source=share

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This is my first Masterlist, so I apologize if it's not the best, or if the links don't work, but I finally condensed all my work into one spot! I hope you guys enjoy! Love you!

[medusanova]

It's me, hi!👋🏻 I would love to know more about Viridity because I like pretty words.

Hiii Nikki!

Ohhh you picked a great one! So this one is from Musa's perspective and it's all about Riven's eyes. His lovely green eyes. More specifically, his lovely, green eyes when they're framed by the reading glasses no one knows he wears. Except Musa, of course, since a weakness of Musa's (and mine) is a cocky nerd so..

A snippet for you:

The book was in his lap and he was thumbing through the pages, she could see various bookmarks and little scraps of paper he'd written on while he read and briefly wondered what he might like to annotate. His thoughts? Things that excited him? Confused him? Now, she thought, they were at least at a place where they could refer to each other as friends without much second guessing. But, as he peered at her over his glasses, forest green capturing her like vines, his book forgotten in his lap, Musa wasn't sure she was comfortable with the liquid fire that sluiced through her veins, filling her with raw heat that she hoped wouldn't meander its way to her cheeks. "Yes, well. I can explain." She said as she spun back around to the polished table to look for where she’d put her pen, not that she didn’t want to face him. She felt Riven more than she heard him as he came to stand behind her, his presence towering over her. “Looking for this?” he said as she felt the pen she'd used to hold up her hair slip out, tumbling it around her shoulders. Musa took a breath before turning towards him, eyes widening when she realized just how close they were and she looked up at him and realized that, for once, he hadn't removed his glasses.

[trenchcoatsbi]

It's me, resident niki kin! I was wondering if you had time for a little doodle request? Techno's been pretty down recently, I think he'd appreciate a doodle of Techno being big and protective of Nikki. It can be more playful or more dramatic, either one works.

I might be requesting a few Techno doodles in the near future, if that's okay. Also hi ranboo! Welcome to the Internet!

HIII GOOD TO MEET YOU <33

do you have any references i can use? :D

(descriptions work too!!)

just since techno designs tend to very a lot with some being human, some being pig, some falling somewhere in the middle, etc etc ^^ ykyk

[sh5]

HI LEE!!! 8, 13, 42, 77 and 86? :3

HIII HEATHER !! 8 is princess diana by nikki and ice spice!

13 is girls in the hood by megan!

42 is novocaine by frank ocean!

77 is it’s not up to you by bjork

86 is cocky af by megan again!

[nanamikentoseyebags]

hi julie!!! absolutely LOVE seeing you go feral for nanami. also, so sorry for spamming you with all the likes and reblogs LOL. hope you're doing well! 🩵

hiii nikki!! skjsksksksm i'm glad you do!! cause i'm absolutely unhinged rn and i can't stop myself lol. and please don't apologize for the likes and reblogs, i'm happy to know you think the same hahaha. hope you feel better and are having a lovely day 💛