#hi mr police officer 😳

[duusheen]

Too much adventure 😞

[inspiredwriter]

Mayhem Leo and Mayhem Stefany :*entra el apartamento tomando de la mano*

Mayhem Stefany :*mueve sus orejas y cola* Lee, estoy muy contenta aceptaste mi invitación a cenar con mis padres 😃😄👨‍👩‍👧✨

Mayhem Leo : claro yo también estoy emocionada de conocer a mis futuros suegros 😉😁👫*se rasca la cabeza*pero dime qué pasó cuando le dijiste que tú y yo somos novios😟😳💓❣️💕

Mayhem Stefany :*se sonroja* Bueno cuando les dije a mis padres se explotaron la cabeza de la moción que salgo con el Héroe de Nueva York😏🥰🏙️💖💝💞*juega con sus dedos*y me pidieron invitarte a cenar para que los conozca 😀☺️🍝❣️💓💕

Mayhem Leo :claro y por si acaso Le traje un ramo de flores como agradecimiento 😉😄🌷💐🎁✨*saca un ramo de flores de su espalda* segura gatita que puedo agradarle tus padres estoy un poco nervioso😳😓💦

Mayhem Stefany :No te preocupes mi tortuguita 🥰🤗💖💘💞*toma las manos de Leo* Todo va a estar bien Solo tienes que mantener la Calma 😄😉💕💓💝*besa a Leo en la mejilla* Muah~😚💋💘💞🩷 estoy muy segura que mis padres te agradarán bien😄😁👫🩷💕❣️✨

@inspiredwriter

Mayhem Gloria: *Places plates on the table* Oh my god, hunny, I'm so excited😃😄🍽✨ Now the boyfriend of our little daughter will come to us and I really want everything to go well🥰😥🍝☕

Mayhem Brallan: *Places a vase on the table* Calm down, my love, I'm making sure everything is okay😉🥰🏺💗💞 *Takes a gun out of his pocket* I won't let this guy break my angel's heart...🔫😤😈

Mayhem Gloria: Huh, Brallan, please let me take your gun...🔫😀😅 *Takes the gun from Brallan and hides it in the nightstand* I understand that you are a police officer and swore to protect Stefany from any danger...😅😁👮 but at this rate you will just scare away boyfriend of our girl😓

Mayhem Brallan: Okay, Gloria, as you wish🙄😏💖💘💕 (Thoughts💭) Ha, if this turtle guy is a real hero, then the gun won’t scare him...😆😈 Moreover, it's actually a fake🔫😏😁

Mayhem Stefany: *Enters the kitchen* Hello Mommy, hello daddy, let's meet my boyfriend Leonardo😄🥰💖❣️💗💞 *Takes Leo's hand and approaches the table*

Mayhem Leo: Good evening, mrs and mr Jones, I am very pleased to finally meet you😄😊👫 *Gives flowers to Gloria* This is what I want to give to you, ma'am🤗💐

Mayhem Gloria: Ah, how nice of you, Leonardo, I love tulips😃🤗💐🌷💕 *Takes a bouquet of flowers and puts it in a vase* Well, let's sit down to dinner😌🥰🍝☕ For this occasion I even baked strawberry cake☺🎂🍰

@swagreecrow

[vendetta-if]

Spicy Drabble Featuring Luka and Jackal ❤️

Hey guys 👋 I’m here bearing gifts in the form of two spicy drabbles 😆

Thanks to the two members in my Discord who asked about the scenario of police-officer-roleplaying and it led me to writing a short drabble for each pairing they asked about 😳

I’ll be dividing the drabbles into two separate posts because it’ll be too long otherwise. This first post will be for Jackal and Luka. The second one will be for Takashi and Viktor.

These drabbles are by no means explicit, but they are still pretty suggestive and spicy, so I’ll be tagging them with the nsfw tag just in case and keep them under the cut 😄

Luka & Jackal

Luka sighs quietly as he closes his office door behind him. Yeah, he’s going to need some drink to relief the stresses of the day. But before he can stride over to his vodka stash, he gets pressed to the nearest wall.

His arms are pulled to his back and he can feel a pair of handcuffs closing around his wrists. His heart is beating fast as adrenaline courses through his body and he is about to blink away when he hears the familiar husky voice, the warm breath tickling his ear.

“Stop resisting, Mr. Morozov. You are under arrest,” Jackal says, voice low.

Luka’s heart is still pounding hard against the wall, but for different reason now. “Well done, Officer. It seems you’ve caught me. But aren’t you forgetting my right?” He can’t keep the smirk off his face.

“You have the right to not remain silent and moan if you want to,” Jackal can’t help but chuckle. “Now, stay still while I conduct a thorough search.”

Luka lets himself get turned around, his back hitting the wall behind him none too gently. He stares at Jackal, eyes half-lidded in desire as his boyfriend’s hands roam around his chest before moving lower. His touch lingers in certain parts of his body and he looks up to meet Luka’s gaze with his own lustful one.

“Oh, what is this hard thing we have here?” Jackal grins mischievously before looking down to see what his hand is groping around. “Oh, shit, sorry; it’s actually your pistol.” The both of them laugh for a second, breaking characters.

Luka just realizes that the police costume his boyfriend is wearing looks pretty authentic. “Please tell me you just bought a good costume and that it’s not a real police uniform,” he groans before chuckling as Jackal just shrugs.

Jackal shifts gear and gets back to his police officer role. “Now, sir, do you have any other 50 caliber handgun hidden somewhere under there?”

“Why don’t you check again, hm?”

Jackal’s grin widens as his hand dives right to the front of his boyfriend’s pants. Luka can’t hold back the soft moan that escapes his lips as he feels the firm grasp.

“Ooh, how naughty. It seems you do still have a concealed weapon here.” Jackal licks his lips.

“I don’t think you’ve told me why I am being arrested, Officer,” Luka manages to whisper hoarsely.

Jackal leans in closer, hand still hasn’t moved from its current position. “You’re under arrest for stealing my heart,” he whispers back.

Luka bends down and closes the distance between them, lips crashing passionately against Jackal’s scarred ones. His boyfriend has always been a bit insecure about the scar despite his reassurances that he finds it to be hot.

Jackal circles his arms around Luka’s nape and brings both of their bodies closer until both of their chests are flush against each other.

Well, it seems Luka’s plan to relieve his stress has changed into something far better. Time to bring this to somewhere more private, he thinks as he teleports both of them to his bedroom.

[postwarlevi]

I'm back again.

So, on the small town ideas kind of madness.

What if Levi worked for Sheriff Erwin and was deputy. Imagine him pulling up to the house in the squad car and getting out in uniform 🤤

He'd come home from a long day and tell you about how the criminal today was a cow on the loose.

Ooooh you turn up to the station with homemade pie and other treats. Everyone loves the sweet Mrs Ackerman 😍

Oh!! Oh!!

What if he had one of those classic American trucks as well 😳 just him driving one is a dream. Put him in some cowboy boots and a cowboy hat and make him a country man.

Can we have him? Please?

I need this country town life with Levi. Especially if you had a nice lake nearby 💕

IDK how you get these HCs out so fast! I just don't! You're amazing!

I know you just put another one up and I'm about to go read it (then do my ask game lol)

Please forgive the lateness and thanks for these <3

Levi in basically any uniform is just drool worthy. (So is Sheriff Erwin!)

I want to know all about the cow! Was it hurt? How'd be get it back where it belongs? I love animals so please tell me all is okay!

I love the idea of Mrs Levi Ackerman baking to help raise money for the police department (and of course letting Levi and his coworkers get some for free).

A pie that would sell for cheap in the store sells for 3x that much because you really put a lot of work into it and it tastes delicious!

"Oh Levi here! Take these cookies to work they're for the other officers. I know it's been a tough week, maybe this'll help." And you give him a bunch of individual baggies.

"Where's mine?" He wants to know, and his is in a container, along with a piece of that cheesecake he loves so much ;)

Oohh plaid shirt, high belt, tight jeans cowboy Levi? Gimme!! And I'm taking the hat too!

Days spent on the dock on the lake are just so peaceful. Feeding the ducks and maybe we have a small kayak to row out onto the lake with, book in hand and a snack. See you in the evening!

[lieutenant-columbro]

i know thanksgiving isn't till tomorrow BUT i have some more holiday headcanons 😳😳

just like with halloween, the columbos go all out for thanksgiving

of course, chili is a MUST, and columbo makes it all himself

he also tries to help mrs. columbo with the rest of the cooking, but she won't let him because she's afraid he'll accidentally set the kitchen on fire

her fears are not totally unfounded, columbo did accidentally burn the turkey to a crisp one year (they got chinese takeout instead)

and speaking of mrs columbo??? her pumpkin pie is literally the food of the gods 👌

other police officers will start asking columbo weeks beforehand if he'll bring some of the pie in, which he always does

mrs. columbo will wake columbo up at the crack of dawn so they can start preparing for guests to arrive

dog is easily the happiest about having so many people over, he will run and jump all over everyone and beg for food from the table nonstop

and there are a LOT of guests, even columbo's family members from all the way back in new york will make the trip

they all absolutely love hearing columbo tell stories about his work

they are very proud of him :]

every year mrs. columbo insists on taking a big family photo

since the tradition of taking the photo started, she's been pestering columbo to get him to wear one of those big silly pilgrim hats in it, but he always refuses

no matter how much food gets made, there are never any leftovers: the columbos can and will eat everything in sight

so, columbo and mrs. columbo have to hide away any food they want to keep for themselves

[untaemedqueen]

Sanative - why I’m only now finding out about this is beyond me🥴

"Right, it says that in this missing person's report. Well, let me just make it clear that she has been missing for three months already. We have no leads and we don't know if we'll ever find her."

Harsh much😬 aren’t they supposed to be the ones being positive and reassuring and stuff😐 telling you that they won’t give up and even though they may think it I was not expecting him to just be blunt and say “we don't know if we'll ever find her." 😭😳 what kind of detective does that🤨🧐

"I'm just giving you the statistics, Mr. Jeon. No need to act violent." Kim warns, narrowing his eyes up at the broken younger man.”

He just told this man they may never find his PREGNANT wife😕 what was he expecting😑 thank you and a hug🙄🤦🏽‍♀️

"Are you threatening a police officer, Jeon Jeongguk?" the detective quips, standing up on his own volition.”

As expected of a police officer🤦🏽‍♀️ always missing the point and only seeing or hearing what they want🙄😑 Detective Kim for the win everyone😒😒👏🏽👏🏽

“He explicitly made it colder so guests wouldn't stay as long. There is a rule, y'know. Guests are like fish -- they stay for three days and then anything after that, they start to stink.”

Even though at this point of the fic I have tears running down my face🤧🤧 this part made me laugh so hard because it is so true😂😂😂😂

“The silence in his room begins to echo like white noise and he can only whine softly.”

This part is so relatable because silence can be so loud at the most inconvenient times😩😩😒 my ears sometimes feel like they’re ringing🥴

“When he hears your small footsteps, he closes his eyes. He pulls a soft throw pillow to his chest and hugs it as tightly as possible.”

Annnddddd back to crying😭😭😭😭🤧

“But one of them, Taehyung, noticed after a few months. I can remember them fighting about it or yelling about it for a while."

Not my tae-tae😭😭😭 at least he let her go😭😭😭

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

This fic was so beautiful😩😩😩 taking us through the healing journey had me emotionally involved and connected and I loved it❤️🤧 even though detective Kim was a pain🙄 kidnapper Kim wasn’t any better😔😔 but doctor Kim made up for it🥺 and ofc there was jimin😂😂😂😂 but really this was awesome……I needed a good cry❤️

i'm so so so thrilled you enjoyed it! Thank you! <3

[simonrriley]

Could you explain the plot and some of the characters of DBH?

Okay so this is all I can say without spoiling it and all its endings but it’s REALLY good and Jacksepticeye’s playthrough is my favorite so if you wanna check that out that’s a good place to start.

Detroit: Become Human is a game that follows the rise of AI Androids in Detroit. Everyone has androids and they’re just, everywhere. They do everything humans can do and you don’t have to pay them. So they’re usually just ordered around and treated like dirt. Slowly though, they’ve been deviating, or turning against their software, and acting as though they were alive, some even killing their owners.

The four main characters are:

Connor - The prototype from Cyberlife. The most advanced android they’ve made and he works with the police to solve the deviant problem. (He’s my favorite)

Kara - A standard house android. She is brought into a house with a father and his daughter except the father is a piece of shit (fuck Todd) and they end up running away and now they have to figure out where to go in a time where deviants are not tolerated.

Markus - Another standard house android. Worked for an old painter named Carl (I love him,,,) until his son came in and started attacking him and that’s when he deviated. And then was shot by police he had called for help with the son. But wait there’s more-

Hank - An old grumpy human voiced by Mr. Krabs. He’s a sad and bitter police officer that Connor is forced to work with but they form a friendship.

Also Gavin exists and let me tell you 😳😳