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ran is the type of lover who will bother you every second of the day. even if you’re apart, best believe he is spamming your phone with messages on different platforms. if you don’t answer your phone in five minutes you’ll usually come back to multiple different types of messages.
the first stage is the spam. he sends random stuff, sometimes consisting of only single letters just so you have a lot to scroll through.
the second stage is the guilt trip stage. he’ll send you pictures of stuff you’ve been practically begging for, saying, “i was going to buy you this, but i guess you don’t love me anymore.”
then, the final stage of grief. he sends multiple sad songs about breakups, claiming that they reminded him of you (it’s literally been 3 minutes; calm down, ran). good luck getting to send anything but sad faces after the grief stage. the only way to cheer him up is to go over to his house for a quick cuddle session and a nap.
#hi i’m back with a longer one#um#hope u enjoy#ran x reader#ran haitani#haitani ran#tokyo revengers ran#tokyo revengers x reader#tokyo rev x reader#tokyo revengers headcanons#tokyo rev headcanons#tokyo revengers imagines#tokyo rev imagines#haitani brothers
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time travel au where a post-pidw shen qingqiu somehow travels back in time (either through death, the magic that still remains in yqy’s sword, etc.) to when he was the head disciple of qing jing peak.
of course, being able to travel back in time doesn’t come without a heavy price and in this case, shen qingqiu ends up having to give up the ability to feel emotions as an equivalent exchange to being brought back to the past.
shen qingqiu of course thinks this is the greatest gift that he’s ever been given and quickly moves on with his life. everyone else (read: yue qingyuan, liu qingge, etc.) on the other hand, is appropriately freaked out by this new version of shen qingqiu who just doesn’t seem to care anymore about anything or anyone.
#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag self saving system#scumbag villain#scumbag system#svsss#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#rzfzx#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#sqq#og shen qingqiu#og sqq#original shen qingqiu#original sqq#proud immortal demon way#pidw#time travel au#mxtx svsss#mxtx rzfzx#this was inspired by a manhwa that i’m currently reading#it’s called ‘helena: master of the guardian stone’ where the mc gives up feeling emotions towards people except for one person#in this au sqq is winning the idgaf war while everyone else is losing badly#you would think they’d be happy that sqq doesn’t care but noooo it’s the fact that sqq doesn’t care is what gets to them the most#surprisingly they want their misanthropic coworker over the empty shell of a man that was left behind#sj is happy that he’s no longer burdened by his feelings#everyone else would rather he get his feelings back because they’re terrified of this new version of him#cang qiong mountain sect#cang qiong mountain sect peak lords
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andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:
“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”
#pr manager is like: andrew… this is the last time i’m gonna tell you#andrew: whats the point of democracy if i can’t exercise freedom of speech#pr manager: andrew it’s no longer about your image#at this point we are concerned the fbi is going to show up#andrew: neil has connections. i’m fine#they thought marketing andrew on social media would be good#they were sooooo wrong#because now andrew has a place to share every insane thing he’s ever thought#for instance—a tweet that just says ‘an alien googling: human clothes’#he’s on there advocating for lgbtq+ youth you KNOW HE IS#he’s cursing and mildly threatening members of congress for imposing these disgusting bills#one day he tweeted ‘does mitch mcconnell know he’s dead yet’#when mitch mcconnell stepped down from senate andrew tweeted ‘hopefully next he steps down from life’#unsurprisingly: this endears him to some people and makes others fucking hate him#and he’s such a shit. he does not care either way#he’s kind of just like: pr manager. you gave me a twitter and told me to tweet. i’m just doing what you asked me#they’ve threatened to change his password so many times#they actually did once but andrew reported the account so many times for defamation and fraud that it got suspended#and he made a new account out of pure spite#his pr manager is like: andrew nobody is going to want to sign you because of your public image#and andrew is like: ?? ok. they can lose every game then#(he knows he’s the best goalie)#ok i think that’s enough for now. however i will probably be back#andrew minyard#aftg#tfc#trk#tkm#the foxhole court#all for the game
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if i see one more person try to claim aziraphale doesn’t love crowley as much as crowley loves aziraphale i will throw hands.
say it with me: just because they show & express their love for each other differently doesn’t mean one of them loves the other more
#some of y’all will do anything to make aziraphale the bad guy and honestly i’m tired of it#like yes i know anthony “acts of service’’ crowley is out here wearing his love on his sleeve#but if you for one second try to convince me aziraphale did not INVENT heart eyes i don’t know what to say to you#aziraphale is so fucking in love it’s insane#y’all were not paying any attention if you think aziraphale doesn’t love crowley back#i will not tolerate aziraphale slander any longer#aziraphale apologist#anthony j crowley#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#good omens#ineffable wives
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RETURN TO MONKE (PUBERTY EDITION)
MK’s monkey form doesn’t feel right to me so i wanted to break up his transformation into stages. Maybe as he learns to accept that side of himself it becomes part of him, instead of changing between human and monkey randomly (which is probably painful). Love yourself, NOW!!!
@zymstarz im tagging you for FULL MONKE
#ALSO BECAUSE. THAT BOY NEEDS A NOSE#i like the idea of MK constantly flashing between his monkey and human forms as some sort of internal conflict or identity crisis#and he can’t hold his monkey form for very long soo. I’m going to put way too much thought into it and say its some sort of repression#also I made the hair on the sides of his face more attached or growing on the cheeks so it kind of frames it#maybe it’s because his design is so top heavy on his head and that’s why the sideburns feel wrong to me#like it’s fine with Swk and macaque because their hair is more like a tuft. but MKs hair is longer it just feels less balanced shape wise#I also don’t see his tail being very strong right off the bat because it’s. a new limb so the muscle has to be underdeveloped imo#I’m still a firm believer in the face mark XP system though. that is his Minecraft experience bar fight me#ALSO ALSO going back to him flashing between human and monkey. I just like this idea because to complement that idea of identity crisis#like think about it. if he comes to accept this new part of himself he doesn’t have to decide between one or the other I guess? like he#gets used to exploring this part of his identity. also it’s like Pokémon evolution lol#my art#myart#doodles#lego monkie kid#lmk#monkie kid#lmk season 4 spoilers#lmk s4 spoilers#lmk season 4#lmk s4#lmk MK#lmk xiaotian#lego monkie kid fanart#lmk fanart
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this is a scrapped scene from Trikaranos & originally it joined a standalone series of comics from Pompey’s point of view, but it got scrapped from THAT set too because I decided they both needed to be weirder and worse and this is kind of vanilla ngl. however I’m still kind of fond of it in some kind of way, and it’s been a second since I’ve posted a comic! also I wanted to draw it. so I did.
for context: Crassus cut his hand open helping Pompey out with something in a previous scene! for more context: the answer to Pompey’s question is a reliable (business/political) partner. that’s about it!
⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / tip jar!
#the hand wound was replaced with a thigh wound and conversation changes currently cuts Pompey’s question out entirely#and replaces ends with the ‘I can give him something that no one else can’ because the answer to the unspoken question of what#comes into play later with a really thorny scene#drawing tag#tris homines#Komiks tag#OOF. that was like stretching muscles or something. every time I do an ides drawing my brain wants nothing to do with#dead Romans at all and it takes a minute to break their that wall. I think last year was the worst one lmao it was 2 months#before I wanted to do anything and liked what I did. this was more like. I’m sleepy. I want to draw uptight men in suits get totally undone#and there are no suits in Ancient Rome#BUT WE DID IT. we broke through the wall. I’m going back to drawing men in suits.#anyway crassus’ hair is a little longer here and he’s going to cut it down but he kind of looks like his dad and I’m going to just#aughghghghh
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so unimpressed w men rn. it’s just so whatever
#guy who got my number at the boba place is the driest texter in history turns out!#i’m just kind of convinced that most guys r better in person but this is just boring#cianna from 6 months ago would be trying to carry the conversation rn but i just let it die bc im BORED#i am no longer doing the heavy lifting in the talking stage#i can do equal lifting. that i can do. but not the heavy lifting#if ur not there ur just not there#also a massive ick of mine is when guys fucking misspell and this one MISSPELLED#ur 21. get it together.#my best friend is also in a very ‘unimpressed w men’ phase rn#except im very capable of being single and doing my thing and she’s very. not.#she is back on hinge unfortunately. don’t think this will go well#meanwhile i’m in a very not looking for anything phase. if u say hi i’ll say hi back#but i’m not going out of my way to put in effort#fuck that#p
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i’m so far gone~🎃
#if you guys haven’t guessed it already#it’s very much a Frank’s Smile appreciation day today#i’m just a fuckin sap today#and back to waxing poetic about his hair~#i fucking love him with longer hair#like i loved his short styles just as much#but Frank with longer hair just hits different#even though in this frimage he desperately needs to wash it#i would totally wash his hair for him#get him at one of those fancy salon sinks#i bet that’s his fave part of getting his hair done#honestly who doesn’t love that part#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcrmy#frnkie#mcr5#my chemical romance#my chem#ilhsm
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Have you no idea that you're in deep? I've dreamt about you nearly every night this week
The second picture is based on this Artwork by Andy Virgil from "Good Housekeeping Magazine" - March 1995
#silco#silco arcane#smokexdecay#smoke/decay#drilco#hi I’m back to be more cringe <3#selfship#oc x canon#..ig?#trophyspouse au#I’ve had these lying around for a bit I might color them but I’m too happy with them to hide them away any longer#I’m helping him color match his makeup better in the first one
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i juat want you to know that "settle our bones" pulled me out of not only a depressive episode but a creative block too!! can't wait to read the next installments if you plan to continue the series 🫶
I’m so glad it was able to inspire you! That’s so awesome to hear ❤️🥺
#I do definitely have plans to continue SOB#I’m working (very slowly) on a holiday themed installment now#and then I do have plans for a longer fic after that introducing a few other members of the family#that one is exciting but incredibly daunting since I think it’s gonna have to be a chaptered fic and those scare me#(unless they come about accidentally bc I can’t shut up)#but I really wanna do the girls justice so I think it’s gonna have to be rotating POVs and kinda complicated#I think it’ll be good for Tim and his growth arc to get to step back a bit and help someone else through stuff ya feel#I’m also low key working on an Outsiders fic in the background#that’s my decoy story#for whenever I get frustrated with SOB#I can try to write something set in 1960s Tulsa and then appreciate Batman again lmao#settle our bones
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it’s 5:20am i cannot sleep i am consumed with thoughts and yearning for keigo takami i need to be euthanized
#literally these days all i do is Lay Awake and Wither Away#the nightmares have been exponentially worse lately#fun fact ur local fanfic author has Problems.#idk man there’s just something haunting about having reoccurring nightmares about your ex and every time u close ur eyes it’s throwing u#right back into the pit of hell that was that relationship#it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine i just no Longer Trust People#anyways this is a vent post and it is so cringe and lame#i just have never Hated an ex before so there’s a lot i’m coming to terms with especially considering how Fake he is#idek man IDEK!!!!!1!!1!1!#i rlly sacrificed so much to love and live with him and he said ‘mmmmmm now i have u in my grip’#whatever it’s fine he’s stinky and honestly the fact honey (the blog intern and my cat) doesn’t miss him AT ALL says so much#seriously she is so nonplussed by his absence it’s wild#eating fine sleeping fine shitting fine#SAYS A LOT. SAAAAYS A LOT. whatever whatever whatever#i would hit that emotionally immature man with my car if given the chance and yknow what. nick if ur reading this you’re one of the#most.#emotionally immature people ive ever had the misfortune of knowing.#what a shame you lost me#the best thing and healthiest thing that ever happened to you#because of your own actions and your own inability to take accountability for your mental health and actions#tell your mom i say hi#and tell your exes im sorry i ever doubted any of them x_x#WEEEEE what a vent#listen to big sister birbs when she says don’t date men who have something horrific to say about each of their exes
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the duality of a woman
left bubble says “Come eat.” right bubble says “Don’t waste your food.”
#i like sanjis neck. a normal amount. yeah#ok i’m being fr now i need her#save me fem sanji#i have a hc that usopp and franky design hair clips for her and robin to use respectively pre ts#and sanji gives hers to robin -here robin chwan!!- and usopp is like those are for YOU 😭😭#and i hc that she hasn’t cut her hair since baratie so it just grows longer and longer. on momoiro island the girls make her more clips#i’ve been sanuso brained sorry#and when she gets back usopp kinda loses his marbles (in a good way) and makes her all kinds of colors to match her suits AHHHH#i’m so normal#should i write a fanfic…… i’ll work on it#sanji#fem sanji#art#drawing#pencil drawing#suggestive#one piece#sanji one piece#fem!sanji#my art#p1nqu3#op sanji#black leg sanji
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Some more spoodles (Spock doodles) I’ve had saved for a bit… Art block still rough but I do wanna draw so bad. If yall have simple requests feel free 2 send some in hehe
#my art#described#star trek: tos#Spock#the spaby (Spock baby)………………….#yesteryear still living in my brain rent free. I have a yesteryear au I wanna draw and post sometime…#essentially it’s if yesteryear were a longer episode. time loop instead of getting it right in one go. Spock messes up a few times before-#-finally getting it somewhat right and making sure he doesn’t die.#cus I was struck with the devastating image of older Spock carrying back his little baby self’s body back to his parents. -#- the ‘I’m sorry’ that just barely escapes his lips. the knowledge that he has to try again - that this cannot be his fate.#idk I love angst and yesteryear has so much juicy potential to be angsty and just DEVASTATING#unedited the idea itself is insane and doesn’t feel like it was thoroughly comprehended. whaddya MEAN you were supposed to DIE???????#the only one that saved you from dying????? was YOURSELF???????? HELLO IS THIS THING ON???????????????#so yes yesteryear huh. TAS has some of the episodes of all time I stg if you haven’t watched it cus it’s animated and janky ur missing OUT
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Unlike divorced!Kirishima (who told you he wanted to try taking a break before making anything official), I think Deku doesn’t mention anything at all before he tries to remove himself from your life.
Goes straight from simply acting busy and being distant to suddenly, fully ignoring you at home and over the phone; I don’t even think he tries to serve you divorce papers before he moves out entirely, so desperate to… what? You don’t know and probably never will.
(That is, until he returns after years of silence with tears in his eyes asking for you to take him back.)
#deku#tries to wedge himself back into your life like nothing happened and refuses to say what he was doing while separated or why he needed to#I’m imagining he wanted to keep you safe not realizing he traumatized you instead#or maybe went undercover if he wouldn’t even explain to kacchan or Shoto#who refuse to write him off entirely but loathe the person who he’s become#but also I think … in more angsty kiri-esque fashion.. maybe he thought not being wrapped around your finger would make him stronger ?#(I think he lasts a lot longer than Kiri. Kiri barely stays away the full summer season before he’s regretting even suggesting divorce)#but I think deku lasts anywhere from 2-5 years#before you find him as a big lump in your bed again and try to scratch his eyes out#it’s rough#and do you have kids?#would I be evil if I say yes ?#what if he leaves u with a little one#a tot… who remembers him……..#although that’s acting like his father which I don’t think he would#but .. maybe I can see it#not sure#divorced deku#shii posts#gen
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some tragic love stories be like: if i could bottle the galaxy, i would pour it into a cup so it would be easier for you to drink. do you want them? do you want the stars? or do they suit you better as adornments for your eyes than glitter on your lips?
but they don’t want the stars. they don’t want the galaxy. but how can they not? is that not enough? (it’s too much, that’s the problem. it’s too much.)
#ney's idle chatter (random textposts)#me trying and failing to capture why hadestown has embodied Love in a way i don’t think i’m really capable of comprehending fr#but also this can be about whatever blorbo you want#when i think about that one line in chant#when hades says ‘brighter than the light of day’#‘look. look at what i can make for you—see?’#meanwhile the last thing persephone wants is to be reminded of this hollow echo of what their love is in her memories#when i think about that scene when eurydice tells orpheus they need to get food#but he’s working on his song and she makes the choice to trust him and go#to work harder and longer and search for things to feed them and trust he’ll bring spring back#THE WAY PERSEPHONE TRIES TO KISS HADES GOODBYE AT THE START WHEN SHE COMES BACK FOR SUMMER#AND HOW IT PARALLELS EURYDICE KISSING ORPHEUS GOODBYE WHEN SHE GOES TO LOOK FOR FOOD#and hades pulls away. because she’s leaving him and he’s terrified. he’s terrified and turns it into anger because otherwise he’s helpless.#and orpheus doesn’t respond when eurydice leaves because he’s working—he’s working and he’s going to give her what he promised.#but she needs his help. she needs his help now—she needs his support and he isn’t there.#thinking about the moment she takes the ticket from hades and#it almost implies she starves. that she dies. that she starves to death trying to find food for them both#i promise you however unhinged i seem about this musical i am being purposefully restrained so i don’t spam you all too much orz#holy SHIT these tags are LONG#even for me this is ridiculous there’s a whole other post down here#high five to you for reading it ig damn#hadestown
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one small detail that stood out to me about this latest episode that i haven’t seen anyone else talking about yet is that when the commentators are calling colin “inspiring” and the “man of the match,” they are celebrating him not for actually scoring the goals himself, but for providing the crucial assists to make both of them happen. and i really love that because for me it’s the absolute perfect wrap to his character arc across all three seasons!
like, we know that colin’s job on this team has never been to score goals. in fact i’m pretty sure we’ve never heard about a single goal that he has scored. colin is and always has been a team player, not a star—and we’ve seen that crop up over and over. notably, we’ve seen the fact that he’s not entirely at peace with that crop up over and over: see the way he was affected by nate’s entire holidy-inn-painting monologue, being benched to make room for zava, etc.—like, this is the thing he’s sensitive about! this is where all of his insecurities come from!
but at the SAME TIME it’s also tied very intimately with all his struggles re: hiding his sexuality— “colin’s a chameleon,” etc. it’s fascinating because there’s SO much tension there between colin 1. feeling bad about the fact that he never stands out on the pitch the way some of his teammates do, because of who he is on the team, and 2. feeling like he CAN’T stand out, ever, because of Who He Is As A Person. etc. it’s like. he’s filling this role in the background. he’s afraid he’s not doing it well enough. he’s afraid that what and who he is isn’t good enough and isn’t worthy of recognition. he wishes he were someone different. trying to be someone different in the locker room is clearly making him so unhappy and stressed out. it is All Connected and my thoughts have been doing laps around it at an ever-increasing rate since i watched episode 2.07 ‘headspace’ if not before!
and all of this is why it’s so incredible to me that in the end, colin’s big moment comes from making assists and not goals! because on the one hand i understand the fandom desire for the colin post-coming out glowup that we all knew was coming—to see him, like, ~prove everybody wrong about him~ and inspire people by suddenly becoming a standout player and scoring goals left and right, even though that never used to be his role on the team before. and don’t get me wrong, i was 100% on board that train, and would have loved it for him if that was how it went down in the end, also. i think he should get to score here and there! as a treat! especially now that richmond are playing total football and there’s been so much emphasis placed on how it’s not just jamie/dani/occasionally sam who are making all the goals anymore!
but i don’t know! especially after the events of the last few episodes, there’s something very special to me about getting to see a colin who, rather than becoming someone entirely new in the moments right after coming out, just feels free to become, and be at peace with, the best version of the same self he’s always been. he’s still a team player first and foremost, but now that he’s not as weighed down by the need to chameleon/hide/pretend to be someone he’s not, he’s so much better at it. and everyone sees this! he gets to be celebrated for his contributions within the role he’s always played! he (and everybody else!) finally recognizes the value that he adds to the team just by being himself—fully himself! it resolves all the tension and insecurity that we’ve seen him struggling with this whole time, on every level. and so this moment was genuinely the perfect ending for his journey in my opinion—i’m so so happy that we were tall enough to join him on the ride here, and so excited to see what he does going forward these last few episodes now that some of that pressure is off him <3
#it's like. he doesn't want to be a spokesperson! he shouldn't have to End Homophobia by becoming zava 2.0! in fact it would not be possible#for him to do this even if he DID come out publicly and then became the best goal-scorer the league has ever seen because the people who are#the problem will ALWAYS manage to find something to attack him for no matter what he does#what's important to me and i think to him as well is that he has the confidence in himself that he needs to perform at his own personal best#and that his teammates recognize this and support him the same way he has always supported them both on and off the pitch#and while a part of me would have liked to see a public coming-out arc i completely get why they're not going there. it would be a lot to#tackle and this season is already getting justified criticism for spreading itself too thin#i think it would have been POSSIBLE to do and do well but. it would place a LOT of constraints on the entire rest of the plot#and i do recognize somewhere in the back of my brain that colin is not ACTUALLY the protagonist of this show for most people#so them choosing to take the character in the ‘i don’t want to be a spokesperson’ direction instead makes sense and was handled very well#anyway. one other reason i’m pleased about all of this is that while most of my recent tl fic is no longer canon-compliant as of this week.#i sure did NAIL the happy ending being an assist and not a scored goal. have been thinking these thoughts for WEEKS and i feel so vindicated#ted lasso#ted lasso spoilers#colin hughes
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