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ghost-bxrd · 2 months ago

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Prompt:

Brucie Wayne gets into a mild accident in public (read-got hit by a car). And Batman would just walk it off (“it’s barely a bruise”), but Brucie obviously… can’t.

So he has to suffer the ordeal of having civilians call paramedics, getting fussed over, and having-

Having his dead son get into the back of the ambulance with him.

Oh- oh no. He must have hit his head worse than he thought. He thought he was past this…

#((Jason is the one who hit him with the car))#(((but it truly was an accident)))#((((and now his elaborate revenge plans got derailed because OMG I HIT MY DAD WITH A CAR))))#Brucie gets to blubber and cry about his son in a way Batman isn’t allowed to #meanwhile Jason: omg pls shut up PLS I’m BEGGING you just die already #Bruce: anything for you 🥹#Jason: …. hold on no I didn’t mean that B do NOT fall asleep on me right now #some more fake hallucinations #but nobody thinks it’s a hallucination except Bruce #also: Wayne Son Back From The Dead!? more on page two!#((Jason takes his revenge by trying to boot Tim from the family and realizing he’s not even part of it which—))#((is anybody taking care of that raccoon? well Jason is now))))#prompts #crack au #fanfiction #inspiration #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batfam #robin #tim drake #red hood #Batdad #Brucie wayne

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cowardlykrow · 8 months ago

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Brother bonding(?)

#don’t you hate it when ur baby brother cheats at uno #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #tgwdlm #npmd #i'm sorry your face is so horribly drawn Ted the beloved bastard #art #I like to imagine anytime Ted was around baby Pete pestered him to play with him #but some how pete kicks his ass everytime #the guy who didn’t like musicals #nerdy prudes must die #Nightmare time #Hatchetfield #just a haha funny doodle :0

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yourlocalabomination · 10 months ago

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Who let this man babysit.

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the-tortured-fangirl-department · 4 months ago

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Thinking about how Jason was the one to start the cycle breaking by defending Apollo

#jason grace #apollo percy jackson #rick riordan #lester papadopoulos #hoo #ToA #trials of apollo #people like to say Jason died for a god but I say Jason didn’t die for the god Apollo he died for his friends Piper Meg and Apollo #yes I did think about saying Lester instead but I think there is relevance to Jason already thinking of Lester as a potential god again #Zeus of I catch you Zeus

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imtoolazytoo · 7 months ago

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Hi new Malevolent listener here why has this podcast made me say on multiple occasions “Please tell me his wife took the kid”

Why is that the least traumatic possibility for this man

#malevolent podcast #malevolent #arthur lester #faroe lester #malevolent spoilers #I am so afraid #*names a song after his daughter* ‘I’ll take death flags for £500 Alex’#please tell me his daughter didn’t die #I would cry #Faroe please be living with your mummy

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hana-bobo-finch · 21 days ago

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drops this here and runs away ok bye

#bug fables #bug fables spoilers #art #leif bug fables #leif bf #bf leif #muse bf #what is Tod’s tag #eh who cares #comic #COUGHS UP SO MUCH BLOOD #THEM #FOUND FAMILY!!! LITERALLY!!! WAAAAAAA #OOOOOUGHH MUSE (SOBS SO MUCH)#please just let leif have SOME sort of keepsake of muse PLEASE #love Tod sm. he has a cool new blue uncle who found his ball for him. awesome #WAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH #this was rushed but if I didn’t express my love for bug fables I would Die #sorry for the Insect Angst. it will happen again

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rooolt · 5 months ago

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you know I’d say it’s pretty early in the season but Freddie Wong is nothing if not consistent

#This is in reference to how almost every character he’s played has been fucking killed #Glenn obv #B33F H1MB0 #Meryl #His sas i don’t remember the name of (franny?) who almost lived but then died in the epilogue #And Taylor didn’t die but he was decapitated just like beef himbo and meryl streep #And Dan almost died many times #dndads spoilers #<- tags I never use but I GUESS #dndads #dungeons and daddies #the peachyville horror

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royaltea000 · 8 days ago

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I’ve never felt so conflicted about a franchise in my life but at least this dude was hot

#I watched conquering the demons and demons strike back at 3am last night and I have to say I like the first one more #but not by a lot #like I wanted so much to like this movie #but fucking Duan man…#like I read the plot beforehand so I wouldn’t be caught off guard by anything but DAMN that SA scene was sooo much worse watching it #girl this is not the girlboss pussy slay move you think it is queen #I liked her character so much too before that cuz she’s so cool but the unconsented captive fuck or die foreplay was NOT the move #then she had the nerve to rip up sanzang’s book and turn to us and be like you know what I think I still have a chance - GIRL HES RUNNING #then they had the nerve to make him fall in love with her anyway boy you a VICTIM #then the second one just had [redacted] in it and I did not enjoy looking at his face for two hours - ruined the whole experience #also I have to say that was the worst iteration of Sanzang I’ve ever seen I was actually happy when I thought wukong was boutta kill him #I talk all this shit but I really did like the effects and monster designs in the movie they were so cool #also I thought the first sanzang actor was sooo cute and pathetic why didn’t they keep him 😭#well it’s for the best I wouldn’t wanna have seen him turn abusive like they wrote him in the second movie #also dsb is the only movie in which I can understand the wukong and tripitaka shippers cuz that ENDING SCENE yeah I saw it #oh right my tags sorry lol #digital art #my art #journey to the west #jttw sun wukong #conquering the demons #demons strike back #sun wukong #also his glowup in between movies is so funny lmfao #if you couldn’t accept him at his conquering the demons you don’t deserve him at his demons strike back #at least dsb gave me this human version of wukong please sir just one chance just one sniff-

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cologona · 8 months ago

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Bruce didn’t mean to slice Jason’s throat and if he did mean it, it was only to disable , it wasn’t lethal and the wound would’ve been treated, and though that didn’t happen it wasn’t Bruce who sealed Jason’s fate but Joker who set off the explosion, and anyways Jason didn’t actually die he comes back in other comics.

Except none of that matters. It matters for the validity of UTRH as a Batman story that Bruce has deniability sure, but does it absolve him? UTRH says No. At the end of the day Bruce would rather attack his son than let his murderer die. Bruce thought he was refusing the choice but the lesson of this tragedy is that refusing to pick one over the other boils down to choosing the other.

#I don’t care if Jason didn’t technically canonically die it doesn’t absolve Bruce one bit #we saw him bleed out onto the floor and then we saw the building debris his body would’ve been trapped under #narratively his arc was over he might as well have died a second time #Bruce doesn’t get point for DC deciding Jason was popular enough to keep alive he doesn’t get points for comic book bullshit miracles #‘Jason got revived a second time’ is as reasonable as ‘he walked it off idk fuck you don’t think about it’#the thing is UTRH is the most sympathetic Bruce has ever been wrt Jason IMO #but the split second decision he makes is so… significant #there’s a reason that the ultimatum scene of the movie version of UTRH gets made fun of #jason todd #batsalt #anti bruce wayne #put a pin on it

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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 2 months ago

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ok but can we talk how in Legendary, Antinous asked a question. he’s being as rude as possible but “when’s your tramp of a mother going to chose a new husband” is a question. a question that Telemachus does not want to answer. and yeah, the immediate follow up of “why don’t you open her room so we can have fun with her” makes it seem rhetorical, but rhetorical or not, it’s definitely a question. and I’ve always wondered why Telemachus is offended by ‘tramp’ when the ‘why don’t you open her room’ thing is a million times worse.

But what if Telemachus wasn’t offended that Antinous called Penelope a tramp? The suitors have probably been saying stuff like that for ten years, he’s used to it. What if, more than anything else, Telemachus wanted to make them forget about the question they asked? What if he was just trying to distract them?

#“And it’s not much longer WE can stall” WE!!!!! WE!!!!! HE IS HELPING PENELOPE STALL!!!! HE IS DOING THE STALLING!!!#more evidence for my ’Telemachus is just as smart as his parents’ theory #also the ‘I got into a fight and i didn't die :D’ line actually supports this. he thought he was going to get beaten up.#he thought he was going to be pathetic. he thought he’d be lucky to leave the situation without a concussion #he knew he didn’t have a chance. He did it anyways. he had to have a reason #i do NOT think that reason was “I wish I was more like my father.” evidence? “and I would fight them all if I was half as strong as you”#he’s not as strong as his father!! he knows that!!! he can’t fight!!! if he could he would fight them!!#he knows there’s no point!!! he’s doing it anyway!!! he’s using the Ithacan Royal Family special: deception✨✨#*grabs you by the shoulders* do you understand? do you understand that Telemachus is an active part of his mother’s deception?#that he wants Ody home as much as everyone else? that he’ll keep stalling for his mother even if his father’s dead??#do you understand? do you?????#little wolf #epic telemachus #the wisdom saga #the wisdom saga spoilers #epic the wisdom saga spoilers #nuclear war speaks

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happypeachsludgeflower · 5 months ago

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I know that technically when a god dies they die completely, unable to reenter the cycle of life and death, but the way a god dies is by all their believers abandoning them. Shi Wudu was decapitated by He Xuan, but I don’t think that necessarily destroyed his following. After the main series, it’s plausible for Shi Wudu to reform (whether as a god or a ghost) out of devotion and love for his brother, now with the purpose to save Shi Qingxuan from his inevitable death.

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kacievvbbbb · 2 months ago

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The gag is Zoro and Shanks aren’t that different. Zoro is also completely reckless with his body less so now but I have no doubt that even now if he needed to cut off any part of his body to win, to save his crew he would do it without hesitation just like shanks.

And the thing is Mihawk would still fight him as long as Zoro can pick up a sword Mihawk would still fight him and relish in it.

Zoro loses an eye, Mihawk still trains him.

And Shanks…..Shanks loses his mind a little bit

#the spiritual continuation on my other Shanks is jealous of Zoro piece #but yeah I think on some level shanks still hasn’t completely gotten that left arm gate was about everybody but the actual arm #it was about Mihawk having always known that they didn’t have the same goals but pretending anyway until he physically can’t #but even if Zoro was just a floating disembodied head he’d still pick up a sword in his mouth and want to be the best #and that is something mihawk can work with #shanks then fucks mihawk hard that night because he’s the only one that gets this this is something zoro can’t take #but jokes on him Zoro has already wiped the good ole memory banks clean cause that’s his dad and he would die before acknowledging the very #obvious sex noises #I can just see shanks watching their training session and his eye is twitching.#lol from that moment on anytime anyone brings up zoro or his progress shanks’ eye twitches it’s starting to become a problem #just shanks and his completely one sided beef with his sons best friend and boyfriends son #one piece #throwing thoughts to the void #dracule mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #op #mishanks #akagami no shanks #shanks #red haired shanks #akataka #roronoa zoro #zoro #mihawk x shanks #one piece meta #one piece analysis

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vamphorica · 3 months ago

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someone on twitter posted something about the fact that Mello’s eyes were open when he died, indicating he wasn't prepared for his death, and now I feel violently sick.

#mello #mihael keehl #death note #analysis #textpost #i decided to make myself even more upset by considering the fact that mello most definitely DID anticipate his death #so if he wasn't ready to die then something must have happened that he didn’t expect #maybe someone's death...

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thunderpoolisawesome · 4 months ago

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