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[sloppypears-ash-sg]

Objectober Day 27 - Game!

Had a little trouble with this because of floaters. Doing better now. Anyways...

The hfjONE S1 Batch 1 characters and Stella playing a board game with cards!

Came up with names for the unnamed Batch 1 characters in Season 1.

Scarfy: Eloise

Button: Bella

Cane/Caney: Archibald/Archie, also known as Amos

Who will win?...

[applesauce322]

hi hfjone bros

[ice-cappuccino]

liam plecak (backpack) from hfjone/one charms? your work makes me so happy thank you so much

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liam plecak web charms! (requests open)

[sillys-little-blog]

CG Airy with headcanons!

🍀headcanons below🍀

🥄 collects “trinkets” for you (mostly cool rocks and flowers)

🐞uses extra reeds for your bedding

🧺 let’s you pick some challenges for the contestants

🍀let’s you listen to his cassette player

🧸 is okay with carrying you around (if you want to be picked up)

🌿 lets you touch his face (be gentle!)

[a-random-warrior]

Finally done, for now (3/3)

Post 1 , 2

[panvnsleake]

more sandra.

and jessie too. she's trying to be a supporting mother figure but genuinely doesn't know what sandra is talking about like 75% of the time

[tallyhoot]

[mephoj]

look at my object ocs boy

(rbs > likes)

[cat-vase]

To be fair I think the core 4 of them have pun names: Hansen is a brand of soda, Stern is a brand of bread, and Euler is a candle company

None of them are as blatant as Plecak = Backpack but y'know!

hfjone: *specifically shows that airy calling the contestants new names that was just what object they were instead of using their real names was dehumanizing for them*

also hfjone: liam's last name is polish for backpack 😋 yay!!

[sprinklezntaro4524]

ii x hfjone copypasta (christmas special)

piss. BIG BACK MEPHONE4 STEVE COBS MEPHONE4 ATE STEVE COBS 🌽🌽🍿YUMMY POPCORN POO POO FLIES🪰💩🤒💩 AIRY HFJONE 🏮LEAKED NEW HFJONE SEASON 2 LIAM X BRYCE JOHNY JOHNY YES MOMMY EATING ICE CREAM🍦🍨🍦oh mona lisa.... augh...🧀🧀KNEE SLAP! KNEE SLAP!🧀🧀KNEE SLAP! KNEE SLAP!🧀🧀KNEE SLAP! KNEE SLAP! 🧀 let me kiss you bcuz ur actin' realllly suspiscious 💋😽👄parker hfjone is hot🍫🥵♨️🌶️🌵parker can we kiss🔥🍫parker can we kiss🔥🍫parker can we kiss🔥🍫parker can we kiss🔥🍫I WANT MEPHONE4 TO MELT!!!! fuck steve cobs fuck steve cobs, his meeple airtag is bigger than his kernel shaped balls🌽🤮🤮😝🐑AIRY HAS A BIG ASS FOREHEAD!!!! 🏮🍦💩🪶🫦its bigger than your positive mental state. LEND ME THOSE BOY LIPS. YOU'RE GAY LIAM. 🎒🏳️‍🌈🌈🦄🦄rainbow hfjone gay gay gayety gay aughhh AUGHHH my goofy ahh uncle 😋🤪👺 heh.... coems 🤑🤑🫰💰💵💴💹"25,000 dollars, man... that's 25,000 dollars of MY money down the drain!" i quote parker to charlotte🍞🍞🥪🥐🥖🍄🍄parker is lowkey built like a siamese cat. *talking to parker hfjone* hey i brought you this wrapper because it reminded me of you. here you go. open your hand. OPEN YOUR HAND. COME ON WE'RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN. your not getting it anymore.---- if airy presses his own button, is he turning himself on?🤔😔💭let that sink in.💦🤽💧🌊🔫🚿🐃🥤COME HERE BABY GIRL 🤑🤑🫰🔥🍫depleted water source incoming 📨⚠️LOOK OUT BELOW!!11!!1!

me looking at the shit i just wrote:

[dot-png]

i wonder if you ever drew jessie maw / button hfjone before

[scruffedknife]

Uhh umm how about any of the season 1 cast of hfjone [button, caney, toothpaste, etc,,] I dont watch many shows nowadays 😭😭

its been so long . have a minty fella

[puddinzducky]

Any stamps that's features my simp targets??

THE SIMP TARGETS:

D.O.D.E (Jackbox Games/Push The Button)

Airy (HFJONE)

Joan Markham (TAWOG)

Peppermint Butler (Adventure Time)

Portaboy (Lumpy Touch/Portaboy+)

Numskull (Dumb ways to die)

that's all i could find 💔

[supersonicanimates]

SPOOKY LIAM INCIDENT AAAAAAA

HFJONE, we all know this series, but let me tell you, there's a secret being covered up by the show's writer, CheesyHFJ. I happen to be one of the only survivors, here is my insanely scary story!

OCTOBER 23, 2023

It all started when i was driving to my friend's house to watch TV. When i got there, my friend went to the kitchen to make popcorn. We had heard rumors of an HFJONE marathon playing on public TV for it's anniversary, as well as Cheesy HFJ selling new plushies of Liam. As my friend got back on the sofa with a bowl of popcorn, we turned on the TV and started watching. To our surprise, we caught the last of ONE 1 on air, we were quite excited, how could Cheesy HFJ himself pay to put this epic show on air???

We stayed up until about 12:03, when episode 3, Screwball was playing. I went to the bathroom because i had to go, and my friend continued watching. When i got out, i continued watching, we got to the scene where Liam is about to do a sick backflip, when suddenly the power shut off except the TV! It started flickering with static, and Liam seemed to grow an uncanny, spooky, HORRIFYING smile, and his eyes turned into pitch black holes, with small lights for pupils. He brutally murdered EVERYONE, EVEN AIRY WITH HYPEREALISTIC BLOOD (he teleported to airy's cave and bashed his head into the computer!). After that, I was so shocked i tried to turn off the T.V., but the remote was jammed, i tried the button on the TV, but when i reached to press it, Liam's glowing pupils looked directly at me, i was so terrified with fear that i ran back to the couch! Suddenly, evil static and symbols appeared on the screen with a BLOODCURDLING SCREAM, i covered my face with the popcorn bowl to not look at it, but my friend was too late..

After the loud noises stopped, i looked over at the TV, it seemed to be pitch black, as if it was never turned on at all, when i looked over at my friend, there was nothing but a liam plush. I started panicking and crying, until i heard muffled screaming from the liam plush, my friend got turned into a plush of that damn green backpack!

I grabbed him and called the police, but the phone lines were choked up with MILLIONS of calls about family and friends turning into liam plushies D:

Suddenly, i heard a knock on my friend's door, when i opened the door, i thought it was the police, but it was CHEESY. H. F. J. HIMSELF. He grabbed my friend from my hands and put him in a sack filled with a ton of other liam plushies, I tried to stop him, but he was too fast. When i checked my phone to find out what happened, all posts about it were erased. it seems cheesy hfj has deleted almost all traces of this incident, but let me warn you...

NEVER,

EVER,

GET A LIAM PLUSH!

THEY HAVE THE POOR SOULS OF PEOPLE WHO GOT TURNED INTO THOSE BECAUSE OF THIS EVIL BROADCAST!

THE. END.

-hfjonefan1865

(this is taken from an old post on a diff site)

[blackoutbugza]

hey beetles!

introduction

🪲🐌🐛🐞

☆……………….

hey there! my name’s blackoutbugza. 

“what do i call you?”

you can call me by my username, or you can call me by my nicknames: bugza, bob, and cam. :)

“who is your target audience?”

my blog is mostly ages 13+ for explicit language, in-character art which may involve sensitive content such as blood, knives, scissors, cuts, scars, suicide, sexual innuendo, injuries, or even death. this sounds like an ad for medicine. of course, i will have warnings on my posts if any of these apply to them. 

(note: 13+ DOES NOT mean 18+. please keep this in mind, im still a minor too.)

“what fandoms are you in?”

in order from most to least currently hyperfixated:

sanders sides

bfdi/osc community

bee and puppycat

omori

boisvert

south park

spooky month

five nights at freddy’s

scott pilgrim

hilda

stanley parable

^i’m more than happy to talk about any of these fandoms if you’re interested!

“do you support multishippers?”

yes! i find no harm in shipping someone with more than one person (if they’re not anyone from real life). in fact, i’m a multishipper myself!

“do you take art requests?”

you betcha! any day, any time. but i do have some rules however for what i can and cannot draw for you:

i’m totally okay with ship art. as long as it’s not anything involving p*dophelia, inc*st, r*cism, some kind of f*tish, or anything else falling under that umbrella.

following that “ship art” thing, poly ships are just as valid too. follow the the rules as rule 1 please.

although i may post this art from time to time on my own, i will not do any personal OCs or AUs. i love them very much and you have interesting characters, but this is basically the equivalent to asking, “can you draw me?”

i can draw theories as long as they’re not harmful ones, and as long as they at least make sense.

i won’t take requests for any fandom outside of the list i have above. (however of course, let’s if you wanted a sanders sides art request and you asked for emile picani or remy sleep, that would be fine since sanders sides, the sleep shorts, and cartoon therapy are all in the same universe.)

“who’s on your DNI list?”

p*dophiles, inc*sts, pro-lifers, anyone who will go out of their way to hate on furries or alterhumans (or claims they are the same), harmful f*tish artists/enjoyers, NSFW artists/enjoyers, r*cists, misogynists and misandrists, ableists, homophobes, transphobes, or anyone pro-israel. ^anyone who interacts with me who’s on this list WILL be unfollowed/blocked, and will not receive any sort of contact from me.

“what if i have a question you don’t answer in this introduction post?”

my “send art requests!” button also works as an answering service for any further questions you may have.

“what sanders sides ships will you and will you not do art requests for?”

(not in order from favorites)

will:

logicality

prinxiety

dukeceit

moceit

analogical

loceit

intrulogical

intruloceit

logicaliceit

remile

royality

anxceit

intruality

logince

karrot kings

literally anything else as long as it’s not in the wont list

won’t:

romrem

LAMP

GET TO KNOW ME!!!

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what’s your favorite color(s)?”

peach, ivory, mango orange, and taupe :)

“why do you only talk in lowercase?”

because i can

“dogs or cats?”

snails

“what’s your favorite holiday?”

i like my birthday!

“are you dating someone?”

nope ;_;

“what’s your favorite object show(s)?”

hfjone, happy star’s gtos, xfohv/the subscriber count, tdos, and the nightly manor

“who’s your favorite sanders sides character(s)?”

logan and c!joan (it may seem like it’s remus but he’s just the funnest to draw)

“why do you take so long to answer art requests?”

i’m lazy (and dried of motivation)

“what’s your favorite pattycake style?”

peppermint patty

“what’s your favorite pokémon?”

mimikyu (basic autism stuff ik)

“oh! do you have autism?”

yep

“what’s your favorite breakfast food?”

bacon

“how do you color your art?”

i make 3 layers. top layer is for outline, bottom layer is for the coloring, and the middle layer is for potential shading or watermarks i may want to remove.

“why did you make a tumblr acc?”

i wanted to post my art on a platform where sanders sides is fairly known and the fandom is stable.

“what’s your favorite book series?”

i don’t like reading :/ if i had to choose one it would probably be the fazbear frights books

“favorite musical artist(s)?”

jack stauber, madilyn mei, tally hall, thomas sanders (if he counts-)

“friends you wanna tag?”

@thegoldenduckie

@not-sure-what-im-feeling

@logan-the-artist

@simply-a-moth

@literallyblanc

@oatmeal-stans-the-trash-rat

@darksides-dutchess

@starshard17

@theelectricalcity

(anyone who wants to be added/removed just message me & i’ll do it)

i think that’s all. you know the drill.

drink water, eat a snack, take a shower, brush those teeth, and love yourself so much you can shatter the multiverse with just how much you can say “i love me” and mean it. (that would be funny if that actually happened be the one to do it pls)

seriously though. love you.

🪲🐌🐛🐞

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[quintenrosenburgwrites]

hfjone humanized real?!?!?! also bonus: texty as a virtual assistant cause il texty but how tf do you turn a literal text box into a human

from left to right: Liam/backpack, Bryce/soda bottle, Airy, Amelia/scenty, Stone, Texty

edit: tumblr destroyed quality, tap image for not crunchy image lol

Also, some cool details below!

Also! I gave each of them details relating to their life! Liam works in an office, so i gave him a button up, I gave Bryce a name tag, Airy's clothes are mostly made of reeds, Amelia's wearing workout clothes and is strong as hell (yoga instructor), and uh. stone.