#hey. why doesnt he look silly in my game .....

[chantryexplosion]

they <3

[sleepychenle]

wc: 384. genre: crack, humor. tags: bf!haechan, idol au (but it doesnt really matter). [a/n]: last one of my reposts!! masterlist

haechan yelps as you punch him.

“i wasn’t even that harsh” you say laughing. “why did you have to, though?” he pouts.

you point to the car that you guys just passed. “see that car?” he nods with a frown. “if you see a yellow car like that one you have to hit the person you’re with bef- HEY let me finish!” you say as you feel him throw a punch to your side. he laughs, now waiting for you to continue.

“you have to hit the person before they do it. i already did so you can’t just punch me for that one. wait for another yellow car.” you say serious.

he lets out an “oh” followed by a guilty smile while he scratches the back of his neck. you flash him a fake smile narrowing your eyes.

little did you know… the silly game you used to play with your brother and now with haechan, was going to turn into a play fight between the dreamies.

you all are now walking to the park. each one of them in groups of two, trying to beat each other first.

“AH fuck- stop already” you can hear jisung’s whines and chenle’s laughter. the younger one squirming even when there’s not yellow cars at sight, he’s traumatized at this point.

“that’s not even a car” renjun says to mark in disbelief. “yeah but bikes don’t have an engine, so if the biker has a yellow shirt it counts” mark smiles while renjun can’t put up with his nonsense. then mark proceeds to hit him when a motorbike passes by “YOU ARE NOT PLAYING FAIR!”

jeno didn’t even agree on playing. but jaemin still kept going. so he had to join him. they ended up having perfect timing. their hands meeting every time they tried to hit each other. that’s what you would call good luck.

and in the back of the long line of people screaming remained haechan and you, looking at the mess you guys started. “what have we done... i told you we shouldn’t have showed them that game” you sighed as you both kept walking behind them.

“hey, at least they’re entertained right?” he bumps your side with his arm. “you sound like their dad” you chuckle. “weren’t we their parents?” he says with a mischievous smile.

[dandysworldhcs]

Ooh, mods, hit us with some Craft Sibling headcanons!!! they're everything to me. the greatest. perfection incarnate. pretty please. plink plink. that was the sound of me blinking with my comically sized eyelashes.

-Whatnot

hi. i need a break they got me working overtime with no pay </3 /silly GOOB

-they/he/it/silly/patch -arospec [romance favorable] panromantic xenogender and nonbinary -has weighted plushie materials so he is quite literally a living weighted plushie. this is incredibly convenient because like 99% of the toons are neurodivergent -when stressed he subconsciously wraps sillys arms around sillyself.and gets sillyself tangled which makes things worse. the best course of action is talking to patch and distracting patch while you untangle the arms -the arms make a clicking sound whenever they stretch or retract. iknow it doesnt sound like that in game but thats because hes doing it so fast that the clicks just sound like an elastic stretch -dog therian. literally just look at his convo with astro i Promise you -his paws are really squishy so they just chew on them sometimes -knows the entire catmeme timeline [including the extended timeline] [if you dont know what im talking about look up "catmeme timeline polygon donut" i promise it will change your life] -he absolutely LOCKS IN when it comes to cooking. however since a lot of people doubt his ability and are scared he'll burn down the kitchen he only does it at night. one time cosmo woke up and went to the kitchen for a quick snack and was immediately jumpscared by the smell of the best skirt steak in the world and goob's glowing dog eyes. hes incredibly precise with his arms/hands while he cooks but you Cannot talk to him or distract him. let them cook ok ? -it can choose wether to make its arms as rigid as regular arms or slack like they are ingame. this doesnt hurt him but it takes less energy to keep them slack like they are ingame

SCRAPS

-she/they/scribble/craft/crinkle -trans woman and aroace, flutter and her dated for a while and then both realized they were both aroace [scraps is romance indifferent, flutter is romance repulsed]. theyre very close friends because of it, they still love each other !! just not in the way people expect -making origami/crafts is a coping mechanism/stim, she often blacks out doing it/doesnt realize shes doing it -speaking of origami stuff, shes made origami kitty figurines out of pages from old/unwanted warrior cats books. she has her own little clan collection on her shelf -scratches the tree in the lobby often.its enrichment -shes made little gifts for Everyone in gardenview. yes. Everyone. even pebble. even shrimpo. even if she doesnt like them she made pebble a little paper pillow that he refuses to tear up. and she made a tiny paper shrimpo that he refuses to throw away or damage ever. but he also refuses to let anyone know he kept it. -her twisted is smiling out of distress, a habit carried over from her toon self.

GENERAL CRAFTSIBS

-when goob gets stress-tangled, scraps is usually the one to untangle him -scraps, along with glisten, cosmo, razzle and dazzle, made goob custom dog ears and a tail. patch was ECSTATIC about it. -they have little matching details :-] goob has a scraps patch hidden under his fluff and scraps has a little charm that hangs from her tail thats a red and blue heart [like goob's red and blue accents] -goob knew he wasnt cisgender for most of his life but thought he was just having weird thoughts that people would look at him weird for. until one day scraps was brushing their fur and was like "hey i gotta tell you smth,, im actually your sister. im trans." and goob was like "...WAIT THERES A WORD FOR THAT ??". they helped each other transition <:] -they both made their own warrior cats ocs and made ocs out of everyone else in gardenview. their made up clan is called cleverclan and scraps is the leader while goob is the medicine cat -scraps was Incredibly confused as to why cosmo suddenly acted nervous around her and was a little afraid she'd have to explain she didnt want a relationship. and was then made ecstatic when cosmo confessed he had a crush on goob. yeah im a cakehugs shipper sorry chat i love them -a twisted scraps has missed her tail ability on goob more than once. even if he was in clear sight. the last shred of sense of self before the ichor's takeover

[s0apmactav1sh]

More crappy thoughs coming from me.

Teenage!Simon Riley edition. With Bestfriend older brother troupe >:} (Reader is aged around 15 to 23.)

^ by this I mean simon from the ages 12 to around 20 and these are just silly things from my brain nothing got to do with his character in the game.

-Teenage!Simon who became bestfriends with your little brother pretty quick. The two stuck to each others hips. They were a do or die type friendship. If one done something the other had to follow. And that just meant you were often forced to go with them to make sure neither got hurt because god forbid that happens.

-Teenage!Simon whos only a three years younger than you and yet you still treat him like a little kid each time you see him. Acting as if hes more like your little brother than anything else. And it just made sense that when he got picked on it was you who was getting suspended from school for beating up his bullies.

Teenage!Simon who started coming over less and less after your brother got a girlfriend. Meaning your mam was pestering your brother and you on why her favourite adopted son hadnt been over in a while. To which you cant answer and neither can your brother because hes a little shit.

-cut to your 18th. Finally able to drink and guess who shows up at the door right before midnight completely drenched. Yuppp Simon. No one was home and you couldnt just leave him out in the rain. So you took him in, giving him clothes your brother refused to wear in replace of his wet ones because you also dont want to get killed over wet floors by your mam

-Teenage!Simon who finally realises that you were technically the 'better' brother. In the sense you actually stuck up for him, made sure he was fine and wasnt being bothered. And you even looked after him each time he showed up knocking on your window because he ran away from his house. You done more than your brother ever did.

-Simon who tries confessing to you when hes 16 and your 19. Only to be rejected by you because you didnt want to be accused of anything and because it was wrong from him to even think of you that way (internalized homophobia guys it happens :( to the best of us anyways)

-Simon who has to quite literallu chase you to get you to talk to him during school. You may not talk to him anymore but you still made sure he wasnt being picked on. He was still your brothers bestfriend. And even if he didnt need it, youd given yourself the role of protecting him from bullies in and out of school.

-You who lands yourself in jail after beating a 18 year old for the simple reason on the fact he was trying to get simon jumped. And word got around to you quickly even if you no longer were in school and were a second year in college. But hey it wasnt your fault he didnt think before he spoke.

-you who got out exactly 3 days before simon turned 18, meaning youd be around to celebrate with him (that was if you ever stopped getting phone calls from your mam giving out over you being locked away for 6 months.)

-Simon who makes the joke that he's technically legal and its not wrong for the two of you to date. But even then you fele icky over the fact that he may be wasting time on you when he could find someone way better.

-you who only accepts to go out with him because he seemed so determined. You guys spending the next 2 years together until he tells you he thinks he wants to join the military and see where that goes.

-you who are fully with him and even help him enlist. Not knowing that you'd lose touch only a year after he was gone. And then for it to carry on for the next 18 years. Until you spot him back in town with 3 other men you have no idea who they are but hey he's back and safe.

-Simon who doesnt remember a thing about his home town other than the fact that he still had a home to return to even if it wasnt his. And is all too surprised to see its not your mam or brother living there. Its you. And everything is awkward even when you tell him is find for him to stay. All he needed to do was stay away from your room and the garage during certain hours during the day.

-Price, Gaz and Soap being able to just sense the tension between the two of you. But not being able to pinpoint what it is exactly about you that has simon so on edge. Until it finally clicks when they see the pin board hanging in the hallway with a picture of you simon and another boy that looks like a younger version of yourself all standing at the bank of a river.

-them trying to stick ye in rooms together to get ye to reconnect but the flame that was once there is gone. And not an ember that remains to spark it up again. Even if you try.

I havent writen in so long and i needed to write something to get over my writers block so have this and enjoy. Ima try write a small fic to go along with this.

[kl1ntzee]

drops the rest of the iahb characters hcs here + info abt my oc..(optional to read)

SUNNY CHHIM  ;

Born on March 3rd, Cambodian-British. Female – Straight Ally. ENTJ–A. Main color - yellow + orange.

Sunny would be a very supportive girl with good leadership skills, in my opinion!!! She'd be the student body president because why shouldnt she girlboss???????

She's very social in her class and loves gtting to know people. Just smth that she hates is when people are not cooperative. IMO, when the class gets out of hand she'd be a drill sargeant fr. live laugh love sunny

She loves spending quality time with her family, especially her younger sister. She would also be interested in tennis!!! ^^ She would probably also love scrapbooking idk :3 THATS JS MY HC THO

SILLY HEADCANONS ;

- She has a tad of an accent, but also mixes with the british accent if that makes sense lmao..???

- She has a pet fish because i love fishes therefore she likes fishes now 😭😭

- She started doing tennis when she was like 6

- Extremely strategic

- Always has a plan for anything

- A SWEETHEART <33

- her fashion is GORGEOUS.

BEN THOMAS ;   ( i was strunggling between these then i thought why shouldnt i just make him named both )

Born on February 3rd, French–British. Male – Straight Ally. (...slow slow bicurious flag starts to appear) INTJ – T. Main color - green.

He may look cold, but he's somewhat nice to be around the more you know him. He has an interest with board games. He enjoys critical thinking. His favorite would be chess. ngl, at his school he'd be the vice president

IDK WHY, BUT I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD BE CHRONICALLY ONLINE. Like, doomscrolling through Twitter or smth and i feel like HE WOULD GET INTO TWITTER ARGUMENTS

giant ego, but hey what type of rich blond british kid doesnt have that?/HEAVY J

If he's comfortable enough, he would stick around with you.

SILLY HEADCANONS ›

- when he was a toddler, his special interests were dinasours

- HE WATCHES THOSE HOUSE SELLING SHOWS AND JUDGE THE HOUSES LMFAO

- sometimes he would hand off things he doesnt use anymore off to charity

- germaphobe frfr

- he hates being pressured

- “I'm asking nicely, give me what I want.”/Lyric

MATTHEW HARRISON ;

Born on November 19th, British with Indian ancestry. Male — Straight ally. ESTP–A. Main color – Red.

He would be a very social person, friendly but somewhat like a teaseful type of mean, if that makes sense..?? He's really kind tho, would give a helping hand.

He's sporty, apart of the school’s baseball team. Really likes the outdoors. ON THE OTHER HAND HE COOKS MAD GOOD, LIKE GODDAMN.

HES LIKE SUNNY IN TERMS OF BEING SOCIAL IN CLASS

HE WATCHES THOSE STUPID SURVIVAL TIPS VIDEOS LMAO

him and jonathan get mistaken a lot because of their hair and tan-ish skin help 💔

at home he would like play games on his computer or smth or he would go biking around the neighbourhood

SILLY HEADCANONS ›

- bug enthusiast

- his skin is rough as HELL

- lowkey smart

- everytime he stretches his body cracks

- HE GETS ROAD RAGE 💔💔

- he hates being alone , therefore loves bonding with the group

- OLD SOFT ROCK MUSIC ON TOP

- he's in the cooking club

- plays boardgames with ben but somehow always lost

help dropping my iahb oc here dont mind it 😭😭

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NOELLE LEVINE ;

Born on August 24th, Vietnamese ( Born in England). Female – Lesbian. ENTP – T. Main color › Magenta

She's stubborn as hell lmao. Randomly starts playful arguments with the group. She's the secretary, and shes like rlly aggressive with her friends

She's really friendly and excited to meet new people. Shes also rlly straight forward and blunt.

She randomly has moodswings lmao. SHES RLLY CLOSE WITH SUNNY, and they go practice tennis together.

Other than that, she's also Jonathan's dance partner in competitions and they argue a ton but somehow theyre still friends

SILLY FACTS ›

- She collects stickers :3

- HATES BUGS

- she loves goth girls

- she says her thoughts without hesitation and the others would stare her down

- she likes cheese......idk what to tell u 😭

- dreams of being a lawyer

- in the debate club

ty.. for reading... 🔥🔥🔥

[batw1nggg]

Honestly, the post game komahina scenario I've been lately fixating on is them taking long walks on the beach. I figure that whether they stay on the island or not, beaches and tropical climates in general are filled with a lot of complicated emotions and memories but it's also the first place where they (technically) met as they are now! And of course i believe that hinata especially is holding onto the "this is the future, it doesn't matter what happened in the past" line of thinking extra hard, half actually meaning it and reclaiming his experiences, half trying to use it on komaeda and his troubled past further than being a remnant, half using it to commemorate chiaki, but i figure he might also use it as a way to ignore his more complicated feelings towards the past and avoid addressing the negativity and trauma, because hey, it's the future now! It doesn't matter! (And also he's the ultimate everything and he has to take responsibility for everyone oh god oh god, he can't deal with his emotional bullshit now).

Also, re:komahina and cooking, i figure it'd be really funny if lets say, one day they sit down to watch Ratatouille and by the end of it komaeda is like "hey, I'd really like a ratatouille right now ^⁠_⁠^" (he really meant it as a joke) which hinata rushes to make because it's the first food request he didn't have to pull out of komaeda like a loose tooth, and he spends the rest of the evening making it. It would be funny if komaeda ends up not liking it after all, but it would also be more touching if he does, or at least makes an effort to just to make hajime happy. (Also add obligatory "no matter what, a small rat can never learn how to cook" joke)

AAAGHHHHH !!!!!!! EXPLODES U WITH MY MIND BEAM

komahina long walks on the beach INCREDIBLY TRUE. something ive never really seen people explore too often is the effect the simulation has on you after you wake up, how everything feels disorienting and how you might question your own reality (everything feels real, but everything felt this real when i was in the simulation too so how will i ever know if i just woke up to another simulation and none of this is real either etc etc). i think a lot of 77b would avoid exploring the island too extensively for this reason, because looking at anything outside of the few buildings they frequent gives them that surreal feeling. and so long walks on the beach is also their way of making peace with that i think. defining this island as home through the time you spend with your loved ones etc

also i think long walks on the beach could help komaeda regain some strength. on the days his fatigue gets bad theyll sit by the shore and chat, but on the days its not bad they try walking more and more distance, and hajime will always be there if an emergency happens and he needs to be carried back (and part of the reason why komaeda doesnt try walking on his own is because thered be no one to help out). actually in island mode if you ask komaeda to walk a lap around the island with you he reacts negatively lol. i think it could be a nice way to make being outside the house + being a little bit active into sth fun, even if he won’t always be able to, and thats alright too.

THE RATATOUILLE THING IS SO CUTE ☹️ 🙁 THEY ARE SO SILLY. hajime immediately rushing to the kitchen …. maybe he asks komaeda to help cut the veggies …. he alters the recipe to be to komaedss taste since hes learned what seasonings and textures komaeda enjoys… komaeda cant refuse if its handcrafted for him…. UGHHHH THEYRE SO . [ONE MILLION EXPLOSIONS]

[obscureother]

Howdy Obscure ♡!

How are you? I hope you are well! I wanted to ask you about your story with Krueger 👀!!

Tex @tex-treasures

KRUEGER OMG. what a MENACE he is.

so fred goes with two s/is depending on the version!! not the version of fred, but the version of the outcome im thinking of 👀

there is s/i 1, who is with everyone ofc. though its still a bit of a wip which one i like best, /generally/ the gist is that she goes to Springwood and stays for the summer!! she winds up there either as a stray wandered off or for a sort of vacation. Depending on which one, he finds her either renting out his haunted ahh house or hiding in the old boiler room like a CREATURE. either way, he initially intends to kill her ofc but s/i 1 is. . stoopid. :)) and so she takes a while to process that these nightmares are real not only because she's dumb but because she's actually a somewhat lucid dreamer like myself (think dream warrior, but not on purpose type of thing if you know anything about the NOES movie series. if not, id be happy to explain those too.)

so with her having sort of. . her own dream powers, she's very evasive and all over the place by nature thinking "yay scary game :D" (cos she likes scary things, like the one kid who thinks spooky shit is cool), fred has a hard time catching her and doing anything for her to wake up and realize she actually got hurt.

while he is spending all this time trying to scare and kill her, s/i 1 is just running around being silly and because she doesnt realize yet that these recurring dreams are not just weird dreams, she's enjoying what she thinks is games and silly morbid jokes. she even gives some back to which fred is caught by surprise and goes "hey. . this one aint so bad. ."

fred ends up liking her for that reason, and slowly but surely, s/i 1 goes through the rollercoaster of thinking he's a mean ahh jerk for a second, wondering if he isnt so bad because ONE TIME he was nice to her when she was genuinely upset about something, he comforted her a little bit the best he could. . might have been some tension or uncertainty cos fred isnt one for comfort and it takes her a minute to recognize he's trying. . and then eventually she realizes fred doesnt want to kill her even tho he's an asshole and they become buddies.

🌑

for s/i 2, im not sure of a canon meet for them, but s/i 2 is linked to s/i 1 and slowly enters the picture on their own by accident. fred comes across them hiding out, gets his pointy nose into their business, and gets involved especially because theyre related to s/i 1 whom he is ALREADY also involved with be that platonically or romantically yet (depends on when in the timeline youre at.)

s/i 2 and fred HATE each other, worse than s/i 1 almost did when he was mean to her. never in a million years would they ever fathom falling for each other, but fred has a terrible knack for getting under their skin in a way they will never admit to missing if he should disappear and s/i 2 intrigues him because they are also not of earth but in a way beyond what s/i 1 is. s/i 1 is alien baby, yes, but s/i 2?? wtf are they? a god, huh? it both puts him on edge and interests him. if they hated him so much, why dont they just snap him out of existence then? huh? huh?? what about that ;)))) nah, they LIKE him, he knows it (but he doesnt actually take it seriously. thats stupid. them? liking him? impossible. him? liking them? also impossible. unless. . ?)

🌑

but from either s/i you look at, they both tie back to how i honestly wasnt sure if i would like fred to begin with until i gave him a shot and thought "yeah ok so i actually dont hate him. i dont know how, but i dont, even tho i would never like any other character like this." i had heard of NOES when i was young, and my mom said "no thats a scary movie. dont watch that one." so i. . never did. but once i got into horror in high school and learned he was one of the more popular icons of horror, i wanted to watch him anyway! the thing with fred is that he kind of. . broke the boundaries for me. if you hooked me up with any asshole character like him before i saw his movies that /wasnt him,/ they wouldnt have gotten away with it like he did. dont ask me how robert englund did it, i dont know what he did to fred to make the polar opposite of what i ever thought myself would like be likeable, but somehow he did it. he's one of those jessica rabbit, "he makes me laugh" characters cos i dont know what i see in him either. he's horrible lol. and yet, despite my reluctance to like him, i ended up liking him anyway and not only that but then he suddenly started appearing in my brain lmao. so i have a dream goblin now i guess. without him tho, i would not have been open to several other f/os or movies that followed after him that i now enjoy because they remind me of fred in some way.

thx u for the ask, tex!!

[spamtoon]

DCRC Week 8--hey, look at that! On time!

Okay I woke up early today and I am NOT happy about it so before I do anything I'm going to sit down and read Paperinik because I was so excited to game last night and now I kinda don't feel like it. MAYBE I'll go back to sleep after this but I think I just kinda have to live with this.

Sorry I don't have any club penguin screenshots this time. unless something happens. wait i have the perfect idea

you can say odin eidolon in club pen.guin

omg its the panel. its the pk panel that everyone's like that goes so hard and you know what. it does go so hard

im so mad the way they didnt try to put it over the text this time. i love you pkna translation

omg the duck avenger actually fighting normal crime and being on patrol and shit no way. with these comics if they're dealing with cosmic threats on a daily basis its easy to forget they just like. also stop normal crime. like kidnappings and shit

ah okay. clearly these are the evronians from the second dimension

okay is the time police back to helping donald. or are these guys just normal cops. okay nevermind we time travelled i guess so normal cops. okay

so they use that shot and then they're like BOOM you're in the future actually. let me explain

im so fuckin mad the way this background lady is looking at donald like Who the Fuck is this guy. he Sucks

So I guess those guys are stronger because they're Future evronians and donald fighting them was like nuh uh uh! let's give you a future tour first

hes so tiny. hes so insanely little look at him. i guess after the time police explosion incident they're like alright. this is the only guy who can help us let's just tell him about the future becaues he's gonna find out anyway

i love the super trash here sign. in the future even trash is super

omg... he's coming. he's coming. he's coming. the guy's name i can't spell

hes so sad that uno's mortal after all... poor guy...

lord i dont know if we're supposed to not trust this guy but i do not trust this guy How do you know about all this stuff if it hasn't been documented well

i also like that everyone is taller--not just in the future but in pkna in general actually it feels like donald is in new donk city

donald is so cute in this panel... he's so silly

okay now i dont think we're supposed to trust this guy he's fuckin giving donald a pearl (SORRY) (reference)

donald misses uno sooooooo much already

sorry im on a kick now i didnt include the evermore comment but i swear to cog all my brain has to say about the tape head tv is "the void..." (another (reference)

ooh they're alright fightiiing please get to the part where we see The Catch or better yet. odin

donald's cape in this issue...

THE WAY I WENT YOOOOOO OUT LOUD

iced tea imported from england. lifeguards imported from sp

this fucking guy and his posing

i love how theres just a crowd forming behind them i'm so. they're chilling. hitting it off already.

okay glad to see donald also thinks this is suspicious

im so mad hes so fucking done looking

poptropi.ca good future lookin ahh. not that he doesnt have taste

bruh the fuckin fake evronians. im so mad. wow im sure this isnt foreshadowing anything the walt disney corporation will do in the next three centuries SORRY.

robot eye..................................

so thats why they look like that like they're literally supposed to be edgier evronians for the sake of tv hence why they're so second dimension alright.

the stupid fuckin eyebrow quirk im so mad donald's little goofy shrug

HELP im so mad. the robot parts. not going to photograph because it's kinda unsettling me a bit in a mega.volt way but

SORRY HIS FACES ARE SO FUNNY i keep having to screenshot them

his fucking expression. he's so fucking screwed

IM SO FUCKING MAD the cops were like alright yeah. fuck it. you're a tv guy i'll sign off on this as long as you dont do anything too stupid. lets rewrite this history and shape the perceptions of the future because yeah we wanna see that too that'd be sick

i love how this is the first movie pose he knows when he's like alright fine. let's do this stupid movie. hi odin...

robo-donald

HELP IM SO MAD the way the evronian was actually the chancellor guy, i'm so mad

also i guess xadhoom got her way and donald didnt just get them to stop invading earth but actively destroyed all of them. except this one guy. you know what good for her

oooh the beam deflected. i mean technically we dont either but you dont know hes a robot yet... ooooooh you targetted the wrooong guy

omg the uno textboxes... oughghgnn...

HI UNO!!!!!!! I MISSED HIM i cant send anymore images but HAIIII

oh uno,... i'll admit i looked up odin eidolon like one day before i started reading paperinik and then accidentally found the spoiler but i'm glad its like. hinted at/revealed this issue rather than like. a big buildup because i would have felt bad

im so mad the way uno says his files are overloaded the machine... ohohgnsngnngsng

alright good issue! i prompted puffy to draw a duck avenger 23rd century fanart and now im very scared but yaaaay im caught up on paperinik

[spooky-k1d]

hey you. number one. for squid game. and i want you to talk aaaaaaalllllllllll about it

1. OTP

okay. im using this now as an excuse to make myself post about noeul/masked officer because erm. Anyway I LOVE NOEUL/MASKED OFFICER 💞💞💞 THEY ARE SO TRAGIC AND SILLY AND RAAAAAAHHHH

basically my timeline for them is officer meets noeul in da hospital ofcofc (noeul never really ever learns why exactly he was there)(its a common theme in their relationship that officer always knows more about noeul than she does about him)(like seriously she only knows his given name..not even his familial. and he kinda keeps everything about himself ambiguous on purpose yk) and when she's discharged it's at such a close date to the games (cus he recruited her in the hospital) so he just kinda lets her stay with him and they bond that way

and also she sticks by him during the games And thats where they earned the dynamic of officer kinda protecting noeul when theyre at the games (cus 005 and 007 mention the officer like. "cutting her off" so it could imply protection during the games from other guards or whatnot yk. could also be anything tee bee aych And probably is also about other things..but it falls under the umbrella)

So anyway when the games end noeul is still staying w/ him for a little (theyre saving up to buy her that fuckass mini-van so at least she has something)(yes the same van she has in the current time)

maybe after a few years or so (atp they only see each other a few times a year to js like check in, catch up, hangout, talk about work or whatever idfk, but they dont see each other often, not like regular friends would, really) they both realise oh shit i. like them as more than a friend...zoinks !!! and they both are worried about it for different reasons

noeul ofc is terrified of losing people she loves or having to abandon them and the officer has spent basically his entire life alone so he 1. isnt even 100% sure if he's in love and 2. if he is, he doesn't know what to do with that

anyway blah blah they eventually "get together" but theyre not really together but like. they are but theyre not You know, super simple (/sarc) and yada yada blah blah inevitable "break-up" 3 years before current timeline cus they actually suck in a relationship !!! (noeul cant reciprocate love very well because she's still terrified of if she lets her guard down that she'll immediately lose him; the officer hasnt let go of his selfish tendencies and act without regard for others still)(so they clash a lot and end up ghosting each other during conflict and fighting a lot and it ends up always with the officer never apologizing)(and also he doesnt know how to ask for things from people either so he feels unloved in the relationship cus noeul isnt providing enough reassurance for him but he doesnt ever tell her this so she never knows but then he gets sad so 💔)

so anyway break-up era Basically they both miss each other and are tryna act nonchalant about it "Im a loner at heart i can EASILY disregard this multi-year situationship that changed my life forever and get over it super fast" LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER yeah they think about each other all the time, cigarette smoke reminds noeul of him, the officer always scans crowds for the slight change of him finding her. just to look at her again

so. i'd say im pretty normal about them

(just to preface i dont. think this is canon at all ofc this isnt theory its just a fun idea and story to play around with !!!)(i will hopefully, if i dont freak myself out and die, post more about them cus i need more noeul/officer fans...please)

[protagonistpolling]

<What's going on?!>

Why should you vote for these characters?

Why should you vote for Wirt? (1)

#His confidence can be really low but he’s trying his best. he’s a poet. he’s a teenage boy. he looks like a wizard but he plays clarinet.

Why should you vote for Vash? (2)

"look at him. look at him! he is extremely silly at all times (og anime especially and specifically)! He walked into a stakeout without realizing, despite being shot at, because he had his earbuds on! He's crabwalked away from bullets! Two of his besties are an insurance team specifically watching out for him! He rarely ever takes any threat of death towards himself seriously, but if an enemy gets hurt he's like "oh no you okay?" because he's silly like that. He's kind and respectful to everyone including women (except in the movie screw the movie) and people actively trying to kill him! He looks goofy /pos. He IS goofy /pos. My friend did not get me sucked into these animes (and manga) for me not to recommend him for this list!!! Ty for reading my Ted Talk lmao sorry"

"he's a babygirl. he's a wanted criminal. he's traumatised. he's got pretty eyes. he's a pacifist in a world trying very hard to kill him. he's the greatest marksman who ever lived. he's full of so much love. he's god's most unfortunate creature. he's a little fruity"

Why should you vote for Jesse Faden? (1)

"she became the director of a secret government branch so secret the government doesnt know about it. while being director she also became an assistant to a janitor. she has a gun that can turn into other guns. her best friend is an entity from another dimension. she talks to plants. she can throw rocks at things. she makes fun of her bosses which are in the gun sometimes. shes such a fun player character"

Why should you vote for Dante? (-)

"they/them exclusive swag. they have amnesia. they're a part of a group called the "sinners", and they are in charge despite not being able to fight and also because they have amnesia. they can revive those people specifically from the dead but feel all the pain they go through at the Same Time, and they are the only people that can understand the.

is "hey lets not do violence" and then someone insulted them, so they immediately sicced the sinners onto those random people. "lets kill and be killed". actually trying to be a better boss

they are so incredibly lame. #nonbinarywrongs. they can also understand chicken talk."

they are paired up with dante because 1) red 2) have very important star symbols in-game 3) i love them both 4) they're both in charge of other people in their games, but jesse can run more people AND is a good director, while dante .. is trying. i love them both so much

[captainbobbin]

For the ship ask game: Marluxia/Saïx, please! 💜

(referring to this ship ask meme)

Its threading the line between Makes Sense, Compels Me and Doesnt Make Sense, Compels Me tbh!

this got long so uh under the cut to save your dashspace lmao

okay. okay. Marluxia/Saïx

listen. Horrible bitchy power-hungry usurpers that hate everyone and have cotton-candy hair and will do everything in their power to be snide shitty and get their way while also covering up a deep and intimate loss of a formative female figure in their lives I get it I get it these two should AT MINIMUM go get coffee together or something fr.

My chat and I talk CONSTANTLY about Marluxia being so peanutbutter and jealous over Saïx being Xemnas' fave special boy and being big mad because does he want to be in Saïx's place or does he want to be Saïx or does he want to be WITH Saïx god he's a mess and he's going to go sit and talk to a potted plant until he feels a bit better. Why is that stuck up moon prick so pretty and insufferable and whats his deal and is he free of Friday night? of course he wouldn't be UGH he's such a dickhead nevermind but he's so cute tho

I think. They would have amazing chemistry if for the love of god they just pulled their heads out of their asses and sat and had a normal convo however my take on these silly little disneyanime guys is far removed from canon ajsdhask hence why it both does and doesn't make sense. Like absolutely they're both self-serving (to an extent) jerks who are narrow-viewed and focused only on their own gain and its physically impossible for either of them to care at all but. Man. If they had a little more time to just chill and hang out and discuss things like normal people I think they'd have a lot in common and would actually get along and be civil and hell can you imagine them working together poor Xemnas wouldn't stand a chance against his two fave bitch prettymen coming for his throat arm in arm

I feel like they'd be that kind of couple that are either like cat and dog and fight constantly and bicker and spit vitriol and no one knows why the fuck they're together because PATENTLY whatever this is isn't working (when actually no one *gets it* except the other and they have a strange and corrosive bond) or its just like. They just click. Theyre seamless with one another. there's a flow, an equilibrium, they both want the same things and can look at something and process it the same way. I think they'd be absolutely despicable together as Nobodies, Literally cataclysmic levels of insufferable cunt and snide violence and god poor Axel would never know peace. However I am very very much of the view that Any And All Nobody-based Romances are doomed to fail by the narrative so. Maybe it should be kept to a sordid little affair more than anything else. That would probably be the for best. You just know Saïx would be so super bent out of shape abt it tho lmaoooo

I'm a sucker for XemSai (as I'm sure everyone knows well by now) but I'm also a big sucker for LauriEven/MarVex and one of my big headcanons for the latter is that post kh3 when things have settled down, Lauriam and Isa hang out. Isa is friends with Even more than Lauriam but. I really really like the idea of Lauriam perhaps approaching Isa and just being normal around him? They go out on coffee runs and just talk, they meet up every so often to catch up, talk about how Lea and the kids are and how Radiant Garden is coming together again and yes the flowers here are so nice and I understand why you would want to live here and I Just! Really Like! Isa being a supportive character towards semi-dad-figure Even and now that everyone is cool and not wanting to murder each other Lauriam is actually really civil and dare he think it even good for dear old Even and Isa just kinda! Likes him! They become friends. Like friends with no baggage, no pressure, just hey if Isa swings around RG way again do you wanna get lunch and catch up? Theyre just normal guys now with a lot in common and a future ahead and its just comfortable having someone similar a phonecall away that is happy to listen and provide a fresh outlook on daily things, yknow?

I think. all the time. About a LauriEven marriage where Isa is asked at the reception to dance with them both because he's like. Even sees him as 'one of the kids he saw grow up' and they bonded over their work and they've always gotten along, surrogate son and dad relationship, and Lauriam, softened and approachable with his new heart just as Isa is, feels able to reach out and know that Isa is ever-reliable and genuinely wants things to be better for everyone. I just think that they'd make really really nice like family-friends who platonically love and appreciate each other once they have hearts..... as Nobodies, maybe not so much ahsdgahskd

I know my take on isa is generally very soft and doting but just let me have this asdhaskjdj

anyway this was a rambling splurge of words and I will be thinking about this for the rest of the evening thank you I love this I am going to go sit in my bathtub and think about the symbolism of moonflowers a lot.

tl;dr: I love them as a platonic ship but there is def potential there and I love them both separately (and with others) so so much

[armedinkblot]

i dont make fan theories often bc i tend to daydream off into things that cant possibly be real, but i think maybe this new mimic game preview, where they look like puppet, proves a theory i had a while ago

hear me out please

charlie is glamrock freddy

OKAY OKAY SO HEAR ME OUT THOUGH-

SO in security breach we know that something is odd with freddy. logically ive always kinda chalked it up to the fact he probably has the best antivirus bc hes the lead man so thats why he doesnt attack gregory after vanny's tampering bc personally ive never felt good about michael possessing him

(i get why people like that but michael was only kept alive bc of the scoopers remnant, so if you guys want him to be the mc in fnaf6 hes gotta be dead, pick one please i see good fuel for both)

so who is freddy??? well hold onto your socks bc i got something that you mightve already thought about idk BUT someone in the fnaf6 ending was never a remnant being and wasnt shown dying--

we get so many hints at puppet everywhere (the wiring, the dolls, yanno youve prolly seen them pointed out already), but there is no mention of charlie/puppet ANYWHERE by name to gregory

so heres my idea:

we know through sources that remnant is what happens when soul matter touches metal, and that if there is no reaction between a souls agony and some kinda steel, remnant aint happenin. remnany is functionally what made william/springtrap 'immortal' and michael survive ennard. we know thats what henry was aiming to melt down to undo the binding of the souls and the metal in fnaf6.

but puppet was never metal. every time we see puppet, it floats around or wiggles like a plushie. puppet is a fluffy soft toy that clearly does NOT have any bones.

wibbly wobbly

we also see it half-transparent in hallways, like- oh yanno- A GHOST???

i know fnaf has strayed further away from the haunted aspect and more into scifi, but what if puppet was our tie to classic haunts this whole time?

id like to point to this line that glamrock freddy says the first time you visit the fnaf6 sinkhole with him:

THE FIRST HALF OF THE MESSAGE: puppet/charlie definitely HAS been here before as we see in fnaf6, and we know that in between fnaf6 and help wanted old fazbear workers brought circuits torn out of scraptrap from the fnaf6 ruins to silver parasol games for scanning and utilizing, and thats more than likely where glitchtrap came from, but what does freddy mean by this?

im not sure exactly

you could argue that its cassidys vengeful spirit forcing charlie to continue clinging to earth in freddy ("she brought me here" if you consider cassidy to be a lil girl) which i personally would not put forcing their friend's spirit to haunt earth as long as part of afton is active past them, theyre a spiteful lil shit) but this isnt the meat of my theory so ill leave it

now the other half of the message, about glamrock freddys friends being angry and confused, really has the same vibe as these two puppet ucn lines to me

i think if theory this is true, this also could be good news for the moltenmci theory that i also subscribe to

ANYWAY these lines have similar energy to me, what with the whole "i am fine and calm but these guys? YEESH theyre cray" thing.

lemme tie it together real quick:

charlie dies and her ghost decides "hey i should stick around to stop william and maybe help those lost babies" so she possesses puppet!

the fact shes a complete spirit and not just the raw emotion from remnant means shes way way WAY more coherant and clever than the other animatronics

in fnaf6 shes put in lefty, which i think henry did to try and force charlies spirit to become remnant by interacting with the animatronic's metal, but it doesnt work bc charlies already a ghouly ghoul and aint havin that

so when the pizzeria simulator place burns down, sure the puppet and lefty were gone but was charlie's spirit? NO bc it wasnt remnant! fire doesnt touch ghosts silly casette man!!!

thats why, lemme draw your attention to the fact that CHARLIE IS NEVER SHOWN GETTING FREED:

SHES NEVER SHOWN IN THE ENDING BC ITS SYMBOLIC FOR HER STILL BEING AROUND

so what happened after that? well security breach takes place in and above the sinkhole that once was the fnaf6 location. spirits, in many folklores, do not tend to stray too far from their resting place most of the time

so if charlie, now a freed spirit with nowhere to go and nothing personal to possess (sorry about your puppet), finds out that afton is still possessing endoskeletons and having his brainwashed people kill people for funsies bestie? she aint having that

this was the kid that decided instead of just passing on to heaven or whatever, to STAY BEHIND AND HELP THE OTHER KIDS TAKE WILLIAM DOWN. she is described by henry as selfless and always helping others instead of herself

also need i remind you of charlies most famous act of trying to help (but accidently making things worse by prolonging the suffering instead of 'giving life'?)

this bitch would 100% possess the strongest thing she could to try and stop him, the strongest being glamrock freddy.

now after years of being manipulated into being freddy and acting as him/working with his programming, she might not have a clear understanding of who she once was. so, when glamrock freddy says "i found myself for the first time when i cleared the path" what if he means she remembered what she originally came here to do?

what if she left all the calling cards on purpose? what if she left the plushies around as a reminder of who she is so she doesnt forget why shes still tied to earth? so she remembers to stop afton instead of just let the programming take over?

bc if you remember, we're all fairly certain william only runs away to balloon boys voice in fnaf3 bc of the animatronic's programming it wouldnt be too out of place for charlie to struggle with it too, tho in a different way.

as for mimic...

the REAL reason i wanted to bring it up is bc this looks like puppet. this music box plays the puppet song my grandfathers clock, and then mimic pops out.

the most common question i see is why mimic is referencing puppet, and my theory explains that:

if charlie is in the pizzaplex, then mimic probably knows all about her. everything about her. tales from the pizzaplex has an ongoing plotline where mimic is literally stalking and studying the other characters obsessively, so whos to say his connection in the baobab tree didnt get him access to ""memory files"" or whatever its called when agony/remnant is imprinted on circuitry like with scraptrap and glitchtrap.

so yeah, heres my theory on what happened to charlie and whos REALLY possessing glamrock freddy!!!

i wrote this at 6AM after pulling an all nighter sorry if its hectic and poorly written; i actually wanna make a theory video bc i really think i have something substantial here, but idk how well recieved this would be hehe

i will also accept chica being possessed by charlie bc of twisted animatronic's videos on chicas crying and fighting the hacking

thanks for reading!!! pls be nice im scared lol

[charliebot-art]

just got back from the fnaf movie, i really need to go to bed but i have to get some thoughts out NOW 🫠

positives

movey good C:

matthew lillard was just so so good god bless

the animatronics were amazing, i really wasn’t expecting the scene where they all played and had fun together????? it was such wish fulfillment i was just sitting there like is this real

(on that note HEY. someone had better gif that fronnie scene were theyre just playing and dancing together. 👉 get on it giffers)

maybe controversial but i liked the matpat and coryxkenshin cameos a lot they were funny and didnt detract from the flow too much

the jumpscares were not terribly hacky like i thought theyd be, and the balloon boy one was really good 👏

also IM NOT CRAZY THAT WAS A CIRCUS BABY REFERENCE RIGHT??? AAAAAAAAAA

all of the parts and service room was so cool tbh, all of the creepy old endos and parts, the little fetch easter egg, all of it so so good

the easter eggs in general were really fun, im looking forward to watching this movie be micro analyzed for years to come

the springlock scene 🤌 cinema…..

that scene were william roundhouse kicks mike is just like. so amazing. this is going on the positives. i cant believe they did that. what an amazing movie.

in general the lighting and sound design were very nice (i mean as a layperson i thought they were nice idk XD)

THE SONG WAS IN IT THEY DID THE FUCKING THING 😭👏

negatives

no puppet?

i feel like this story suffers from the same issue TSE has, where by straying from the games canon you’ve actually made things so much more complicated? while some things definitely made sense (vanessa being williams daughter was a nice touch and made sense for both characters fight me, also a great nod to how shes mind controlled in game canon) others feel like they just made things more complicated? like, why was garrett just a random kid in a random campsite? why was william there, why did he kill him, why do the ghost kids know him? i guess you could say, if there is a reason, it will be revealed in a later movie? but thats so many unnecessary steps when all you had to do was have garret go missing from a freddys location (like in TSE). like, mikes brothers disappearance is linked to freddys, thats why he needs to work there, you could save a lot of time aunt jane ate up. speaking of.

its such a hilarious plot hole that they just totally move past aunt janes death. like this guy is fighting tooth and nail for custody of his sister against his aunt and she shows up dead at his house and nobody is suspicious or cares. also he shows up at the hospital with a stabbed cop who’s apparently in a coma and cant verify his story at all?? the plot armor on this man!!

i realize they needed to put abby in danger at some point or else why would she even be here, but having the ghost kids want to ghostify her doesnt make a whole lotta sense >_> like they kept saying william was confusing them but they never really showed that, golden freddys spirit kid seemed pretty aware of the situation the entire time.

that one jumpscare with the kid with black goopy eyes was pretty silly lmao. feel like they could have captured the creepypasta vibe better

this is semi positive and negative, but i really really liked vanessa’s creepiness i just wish theyd leaned into it a bit more? that scene where shes staring lovingly up at the animatronics and then asks mike to dance is just so 👌 like girl what is wrong with you fr 🥰 but then her behaviors dont make much sense after that, i was a bit confused as to when she was supposed to be trying to get mike to stay and when she was supposed to be warning him away.

the writing in general was definitely a bit weird ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ eh

sorry if my negatives seem like bummers, but i really enjoy picking apart movies i like, and i tend to like things more when there is stuff to pick apart! (sensory fandom experience…..) in general i really enjoyed the movie and i think most fnaf fans will! it’s fun cheesy horror that has a lot of love for the source material without trying to BE it, which wouldn’t be possible anyway

man theres definitely other things i could say but i really have to go to sleep now 😭 gn!!!

[merwynpersonalhub]

Tell me the two exceptions I wanna hear your two exceptions…….

Also I wanna see your taste in fictional men in general >:3

HNJFVBHJFVBHJ ok wait a second immma explain my thoughts with em too. imma do the 2 expections last though- OK SO YK HOW YOU SELFSHIP WITH ME (KEVIN)- I SELFSHIP WITH YOU (STREBER) SO WHEN YOU CAME UP TO ME AND WENT "oh hey i selfship with you.. hope this isnt uncomfortable" my mind was just like "...oh shit she doesnt know-"/silly dhdvbh

also self ship with radford- why i do not know either hes just a silly goof from what i remember <3 also raggedy andy- I DONT KNOW WHY HE JUST MAKES ME GIGGLY LIKE I WAS GIGGLY WHEN YOU WENT TO SLEEP BC I FOUND OLD ART I MADE AND HE WAS SO CUTEEEE <333 Your sister Matt- (I READ YOUR CARRD SILLY!!!) love em matt is legit a oldddd old fictional crush i had a longggg time ago!! Pretty much the oldest one i still have and i love em <3333 USOPP FROM ONE PIECE. i think its more queerplatonic but STILL!! I love him hes silly and he means sorta alot since like...my sister helped make my sona for one piece! i gotta remake him though lol STILL LOVE THE SILLY- Peppino spaghetti (pizza tower) and pizzano (sugary spire) They sorta been a big old silly goofs that been in my head alot when i got on tumblr its not as strong anymore but i love them- anxious man and chaotic shit OK THE EXCEPTIONS- QPR WITH THE CONDUCTOR FROM A HAT IN TIME

STILLY GIGGLING AT THEIR RELATIONSHIP BUT YEAH HE ALMOST KILLEDDDD A CHILD WITH A BOMB- LEGIT HE WENT "i put a bomb on the train defuse it!" VFBGFVH LIKE HES SILLY UNHINGED.

ANDDDDD KING DEDEDE "BUT MERWYN-" HE WAS A ASS FOR THE FIRST FEW GAMES IT COUNTS. and he gets possessed so fucking much lmao MIGHTTTT...add cosmo and wanda.....I NEED TO WATCH THE NEW SHOW IT LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOODDDDDDD/POS ALSO FORGOT YOURSELF FROM THE SILLY BILLY MOD. yeah most of my crushes/f/o's are childish but idc i love em <3

[xmagicalpotatox]

Hi! If I’m not too late to the Kirby ask game, how about 💌🪐⚡️☀️🥘 for your oc?

OH MY GOD I WAS SEMI JOKING IDK ID ACTUALLY GET AN ASK

anyways here are them for vacay, my half joke half not oc!!!! 💌 (Love Letter) - How easy are they to befriend? Are they more of a social butterfly or a lone wolf? I'd think they'd be easy to befriend, he usually scares people off with his looks but for a loooong while now, he's trying to make himself more presentable and more silly and fun :) he's a former lone wolf who realized the lone life style wasn't what he wanted. a serviceable one, yes, but everything's better with a friend or two !! why was he a lone wolf though? he was scared of his own powers (he might still be, just a little ;)) 🪐 (Saturn) - What planet are they from? Is it in Gamble Galaxy, Another Dimension, the Mirror World, the New World, or somewhere else? Where do they live now?: Y'know, when I first semi-unjokified this guy he was originally from the Mirror World, an intentional contrast to the other dark and gloomy citizens, perhaps a message of "it doesn't matter where you come from" lies in there or something. his origin now? Idk, gm_construct ig oh and also he most likely lives on popstar now, its all so nice and happy and care free!!!! ⚡️ (Lightning Bolt) - Which Power Effects [Blizzard, Bluster, Sizzle, Splash, Zap] would their attacks grant? Do they have any particular weaknesses or resistances, elemental or otherwise? I think he'd be the one gaining power effects from attacks, however, he might have some moves that have specific elements attached to them. Weaknesses? idk, does votekicking count? jkjk! it'd probably be like possession, not really weak to the possession process (probably the same as anyone else), but worried to what would happen afterwards. ☀️ (Sun) - What’s their morning routine like? Do they take a lot of time getting ready in the morning? How do they groom themselves? What are they having for breakfast? wake up, check cellular device, breakfast(?), shower to the best of their abilities, dry, then do what they planned on doing. it tries to not take too much time on getting ready, he loves mornings! i dont know if he can take off his vacation shirt but he doesnt really mind so he just showers in it, hey, two birds one stone amirite? really it just depends, i dont think they need food, I just think that if he feels like it and maybe if kirby or somebody got him some food yesterday he could eat the leftovers. 🥘 (Stew) - Do they have any favourite foods or comfort foods? What are their eating habits like? If absorbed by the Cook ability, what healing item would they summon? I dont actually know, they'd probably eat almost anything that should be eaten, specific favorite foods are tough, watermelons probably, they have plenty of experiences with those. eat when low on health or if on a special occasion/craving something specific. If absorbed, probably also gonna go with watermelons.

[evilmasontheancientgooer]

Bitch, i dreamt something CRAZY yesterday.

The dream started out normal, i was in school on a phys ed class and i was talking to my irl friends about my insuline processing problems (i have them irl) and out of nowhere i take out an uhhhh i forgot how its called in english but in spanish its a maqueta, but well basically i take out the maqueta and start explaining how it worked it kinda looked like this.

(Pls ignore my math homework) And i started explaining how the rats (yeah ik it came outta nowhere) couldnt get in because blah blah about the texture of the floor and the wall and the this and the that and out of nowhere the maqueta turns into a house and everything suddenly becomes a play through of a game in which you have to get the evil rats that infested your house into a little room.

So silly little me suddenly appears inside of my house with my girlfriend and im like oh we need to get the R A T S and she's like "the rats?" and then comes an evil rat about to kill us but then Flash Sentry from my little pony comes and saves us. So we play this game and eventually we get to a room that leads to a door but when you go through the door a giant rat kills you so my boy flash decides to sacrifice himself for us and he walks into the trap. And so the giant rat runs to kill him and me and my friend get to go thru the door. But then we appear in a weird room with 2 beds and a little cabinet over a desktop. So silly little me goes to open the cabinet and oh imagine what comes out... yeah it was RATS and so my friend reads a paper that was on the wall that said "feed the shrimps blah blah blah venom smth meh" so i say hey lets put a plate (idk where it came from) in the middle of the bed and put a shrimp on it and then put rat venom in the plate to kill them. So we do that and out of NOWHERE comes a sexy woman dressed as a police officer to kill us but since me and my friend had +15 of charm (we're really charming irl) we convinced her to not kill us. SO we go out of the room and across the uhhh PASILLO (in spanish i dun remember how it is in english) we see fucking SPRINGTRAP and funtime foxy💀

So my friend says "oh why arent they moving?" and im like yeah why arent they so we just go through the door and they start following us and we start running (for some reason the cute police officer had disappeared? Idk my dream wasnt really centered on cute girls) so i get into a car (idk how to drive irl) and i drive it, but then for some weird ass reason springtrap and foxy appear in front of the car and i run them over so i get out of the car and get the destroyed animatronics and i put them into am incinerator but my friend tells me that i have to get ALLL of the remanents (the rats) to destroy them so i chat with her and i tell her that since we're in my dream it doesnt have to be according to the canon story but then funtime foxy says are you sure? And he was right I AINT SURE 💀💀💀 SO i go running back to the door so i can get the R A T S but then i start reminiscing about the past bc springtrap said that i was the culprit of the rats and thenbi remembered i was a scientist investigating the evil rats but i didnt have enough money on my own so i wrote a letter for people to join my cause but no one joined and they made fun of me in tv but BOOM big plot twist the letter was infected with the R A T virus and people had become evil rats and then i woke up.

I have awful timing.