#despite the fact that dante is right next to people w guns (vash+jesse) they are probably the most okay with murder. i think theyre funny

[protagonistpolling]

<What's going on?!>

Why should you vote for these characters?

Why should you vote for Wirt? (1)

#His confidence can be really low but he’s trying his best. he’s a poet. he’s a teenage boy. he looks like a wizard but he plays clarinet.

Why should you vote for Vash? (2)

"look at him. look at him! he is extremely silly at all times (og anime especially and specifically)! He walked into a stakeout without realizing, despite being shot at, because he had his earbuds on! He's crabwalked away from bullets! Two of his besties are an insurance team specifically watching out for him! He rarely ever takes any threat of death towards himself seriously, but if an enemy gets hurt he's like "oh no you okay?" because he's silly like that. He's kind and respectful to everyone including women (except in the movie screw the movie) and people actively trying to kill him! He looks goofy /pos. He IS goofy /pos. My friend did not get me sucked into these animes (and manga) for me not to recommend him for this list!!! Ty for reading my Ted Talk lmao sorry"

"he's a babygirl. he's a wanted criminal. he's traumatised. he's got pretty eyes. he's a pacifist in a world trying very hard to kill him. he's the greatest marksman who ever lived. he's full of so much love. he's god's most unfortunate creature. he's a little fruity"

Why should you vote for Jesse Faden? (1)

"she became the director of a secret government branch so secret the government doesnt know about it. while being director she also became an assistant to a janitor. she has a gun that can turn into other guns. her best friend is an entity from another dimension. she talks to plants. she can throw rocks at things. she makes fun of her bosses which are in the gun sometimes. shes such a fun player character"

Why should you vote for Dante? (-)

"they/them exclusive swag. they have amnesia. they're a part of a group called the "sinners", and they are in charge despite not being able to fight and also because they have amnesia. they can revive those people specifically from the dead but feel all the pain they go through at the Same Time, and they are the only people that can understand the.

is "hey lets not do violence" and then someone insulted them, so they immediately sicced the sinners onto those random people. "lets kill and be killed". actually trying to be a better boss

they are so incredibly lame. #nonbinarywrongs. they can also understand chicken talk."

they are paired up with dante because 1) red 2) have very important star symbols in-game 3) i love them both 4) they're both in charge of other people in their games, but jesse can run more people AND is a good director, while dante .. is trying. i love them both so much