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#i wanna be banana peel#how did you know#have you ever s-s s-s s-s#nah#all right#when I say go make a sound#hey we are gay#now look at this ass that I just found on the net#we are number one but
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Swapping tips on how to be a bestie in the bath.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#dungeon meshi#marcille donato#It is going to take a long time for pd-mdzs to get to the bathtub scene. At least we can have another gay bathtub scene sooner.#I know everyone is hyping this up at the yuri episode but guys it does not even start nor stop at the bathtub scene.#Hey old danmeshi fans; you guys remember when the animated trailer came out in 2019 and we lost our minds?#Now we are on the cusp of getting a *second* animation of the farcille cuddle moment. It feels unreal.#I have missed drawing wwx so much by the way. This was so healing.#This week is for dungeon meshi and next week is for raffles. Wei Ying... I miss thee.#Marcille and wwx have more in common than just this but that's spoilers B*)#I'll be back Thursday with more Dungeon Meshi art. Wouldn't miss this one for the world.#DUNGEON MESHI SPOILERS: now that the anime has caught up to the scene…yeah this handshake was also about necromacy#and bringing back someone loved…wrong. It is also about being a prodigy who falls from grace#and they both opt to study something that is deemed ‘evil’ because society said it was. They believe their method can be used to help!#not to mention the toxic self-reliance qualities. And the dark outfit transformation moment. They should have brunch together.
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ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story
#you know. the one with the pendulum#'hey. why are you as an allo person shipping this aspec character like this'#'oh aspec people can still date/have sex!'#'yeah. now can you answer the question that i actually asked you'#like goddamn just say you don't care they're aspec and you want to fulfill a sexual/romantic fantasy with them. that's Fine#it like. sucks. for sure. lotta aspec people will be unhappy with you. but everyone is entitled to their own wants and experiences.#but i'd prefer you just be honest with it rather than using our community's conversation points as retroactive justification#and ONCE AGAIN. you guys are real fucking cavalier with this shit and it shows a real fundamental lack of respect for aspecs#when most of you would NEVER ship a canonically gay character with the 'other' gender. cause again. it would suck.#you can do it. nobody's Stopping you. but it would suck.#and we understand that putting a queer character in situations that erase that queerness is shitty! until it comes to aspec characters!#and whoa... there it is again... people don't consider aspec identities to be queer... crazy how it always comes back to that#anyway. you all know what i'm talking about. have seen many posts about this lately#it is [ long sigh ] unfortunately a very hot button issue with the advent lately of alastor hazbinhotel#which. again. god i wish there were other canon aspec characters to be having this conversation about.#but we'll have to do our best with what we have#aromantic#aromanticism#arospec#aroace#talking#aspec#asexual#asexuality
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positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond
#his outfits are busted he’s cosplaying a vampire as an adult man and on top of it he’s blond#if he was a real guy who came out of nowhere I would think he was so cringe#and iwtv fans are like ‘oh we love him! we would always love him!!!’ LIES#you are on the HATER WEBSITE you are simply partially sexualising him and then rolling your eyes at Lestat/Reader band fic#while reblogging hate tweets (made by armand). don’t look in my eyes and tell me you don’t think he’s a little cringe.#does it matter how camp a man is if straight women want to fuck him. I think not. site of haters we’d be on armand’s side#and also you’d wanna fuck Daniel. as recent trends show#the x reader fic swiftie aesthetic girlies would love Lestat#they want to be a rockstar’s gf#but the gay gore amc hbo nbc bitches would take one look at Daniel crazy geriatric homosexual#who claims to be a vampire and is now touring around with another separate guy claiming to be a vampire#and they would (as they are a currently doing) posting shit like#‘hey is vampire peepaw kinda sexy. like I’d let him bite me. Lestat can die but Daniel come and get it grandpa’#lestat is nothing this is daniel’s time. in the reality where this is actually happening to us and not a tv programme#iwtv#interview with the vampire#rockstar lestat#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire lestat#daniel molloy
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#i love how he literally never asks#‘hey u didn’t call me when u promised u would’#‘YEAH??? well ok i’m not gay. i have a gf. i’m not gay and WE are not like that#did i mention i have a gf!#byler#mike wheeler#byler meme#byler endgame#stranger things#will byers#byler is canon#will x mike#mike x will#byler tumblr#byler s4
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throwback to that time i accidentally sent my dad this meme
#uhh yeah hey dad we are gay together apparently#snufkin#moomin#snufmin#moomins#moominvalley#moomintroll
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Hits Different (redesign) — inspired by Hey, I’m Just Like You (2019) by Tegan and Sara - front / back
#taylor swift#hits different#myredesign#tegan and sara#doc martens#how we feeling gays??#also we likely have them to thank for the inspiration behind the original album art for#midnights#these two were pivotal to my bisexual awakening#will always have a soft spot for them#tswiftedit#hey I’m just like you#ohgaylor#mine#tswiftdaily#tscreators#taylor swift edit#manip#taylor swift manip#taylorswiftedit#tswiftgraphic#taylor swift graphic#hits different edit#1k
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So here's the thing about Minyard and Josten: they've got something fucking weird going on, Minyard's captain can't figure out what it is.
The press call it a rivalry but he will eat his hat the day Minyard looks like he's happier being on the court than watching paint dry, so it can't be that.
That's not to say Minyard isn't fucking gold as a goalie. But during post practice talks it's very clear that he and the coaches have reached some sort of agreement on the axis of "If my contract had included some sort of save minimum I would hit it and walk off the court."
Except. Except. The captain is the only one on the team who saw what happened last week during the away game. They were getting their asses handed to them and Russo is biting it in the goal when suddenly, Neil fucking Josten is there. No hello, no how are ya, no explanation to why he's at their bench instead of three states away with his own team. No, he's just suddenly standing there, in front of Minyard, and the two are staring each other down like they're trying to telepathically generate cold fusion.
And then Minyard says, "The fuck do you want now." Which is kinda rude.
And Josten says "Your team is getting their ass beat. Which isn't a surprise, you guys are basically the bottom of the division." Which is very rude!
And Minyard says, "Stop stating the obvious. What do you want."
And Josten says, "You just told me to stop stating the obvious."
And then Minyard, who JUST played a full half, turns to Coach Lamm and goes "Put me in there, and swap Aquilar for Mitchell on the backline." And Lamm does, because this is the first piece of proof they have that Minyard actually knows any of their names.
And then he spends the last twenty minutes of the game plus overtime getting them a one point victory. And while Minyard hasn't directly threatened them, there seems to be another standing agreement to never, ever mention that this happened.
Long story short at the next national banquet he asks Kevin Day if they're hate fucking and the guy just says not to worry about it so. Who knows.
#all for the game#the foxhole court#aftg#andrew minyard#originally this post was about Kevin losing his sanity trying to stay out of the black hole that is the Andreil weirdness aura#obviously this is a futile endeavor seeing as how he is the supernova that caused it but hey who are we to deny a man his delusions#if he doesn't wanna admit he catalyzed the gay love affair that killed a mafia boss and sold him to one direction then that's on him
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Something about how Fire & Ice give up on going after Pearl directly, and instead both arrow in on dissing Marina-
Something about, Pearl having no shame at all, outright telling Frye right off that Off the Hook is here to “take control” and then literally talking over Frye’s turn. Frye’s snarking on how Pearl isn’t the boss here and no one’s cheering for her, ignored. How she goes after both Frye and Shiver asking where Frye’s big friend is to help her pass this test, moving right on to saying they’re both just goons making a mess anyway, little fish who should stay in they're bowl, but
that seems to give Frye the idea of hitting back with the “who’s backing you? Imaginary friends?” line… like Marina doesn’t even count as a music partner- or a friend?
Pearl literally yaps about Marina being divine, one of a kind, voice so fine, big mind- raps the lines off her cuff and the heart that's proudly pinned there
And Frye and Shiver go TARGET DETECTED. They lock onto Marina.
Shiver doesn’t bother trying to needle Marina about Pearl, the way their partners were each doing- if Pearl has no shame then at least she DOES still have a weakness, a soft spot, a thing she openly cares about- something they can try riling her up over
(problem: Pearl actually has all the confidence in Marina as a musician, partner, and performer. She's WATCHED Marina be all those things for YEARS now)
In the end Frye and Shiver just rile up the gay feels. Because Marina’s been living with a rapper who LOVES hyping her up even when they’re not on stage- Pearl who said she’d cut a fish for Marina. And if you don’t come to Inkopolis with a lot of self confidence, well then getting some from your girlfriend is fine too
But it’s cute that Pearl’s still so obvious about being Marina's no. 1 fan that Fire & Ice thought they could use it against her XD
#splatoon 3#pearl houzuki#marina ida#pearlina#.#suffer no fools#suffer from the og gays instead#forever i love that Off the Hook just don't have drama with each other#LOTS of things they don't agree on#plenty of teasing#some not fun fights over their music#(when it comes to our art we have to be true to ourselves! NO compromises!) <- marina that's so sweet u guys only fight when you#AGREE it's IMPORTANT and that you both SHOULD#but otherwise?#they just are best buddies#......bedfellows even....#.....canon sharers of the same bed....#like their careers are a thing they do bc they like doing it with each other#(ahaha whoops the phrasing there uhh)#they like spending TIME together#OUTSIDE of music and band stuff#i love that for them#they're not family or childhood neighbors#they just picked each other up one day like 'oh hey cool this is what i've been missing'#:)#i love them
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Do you ever think about how the scene where Arthur catches Merlin with a dress in S2Ep9, and the scenes where Arthur is like "girl??????" in S5Ep8
that it's like just a lil bit suggested that Arthur thinks Merlin is both into men and crossdresses (which does that suggest some kind of queer culture in Camelot where gay men are known to do drag?? who knows) and not only thinks that, but accepts it too.
Like Arthur who is presented with the fact that Merlin might wear dresses in his spare times just shrugs and says what a man does in his spare time is up to him, and that the colour suits him.
He literally could have made any joke about Merlin being a girl like he often does when he teases Merlin about being a coward (which we know is just teasing) but instead he just accepts it, and still calls Merlin a man.
Meanwhile in The Hollow Queen, well, I'll let the lines speak for themselves:
GUINEVERE: He’s not in danger. He’s seeing a girl.
ARTHUR: Merlin?
GUINEVERE: Gaius, I’m sorry, but there is no reason to worry.
ARTHUR: Except for the poor girl.
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ARTHUR: Oh, so you can go and visit that girl again.
MERLIN: What?
ARTHUR: Girl.
MERLIN: Don't have one.
ARTHUR: That's not what Guinevere tells me. So, why don't you tell us all about her?
MERLIN: Right.
ARTHUR: And why you're walking with a limp.
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The first lines could be interpreted that Arthur doesn't think Merlin is good with women, but paired with the lines from the 2nd scene where Arthur asks him about it.... it definitely feels like Arthur is saying to worry for the girl because he thinks Merlin isn't attracted to women.
I mean the sheer disbelief alone when he says "Merlin?" like it's so out of realm of possibility. (I mean it could also be suggested that Arthur doesn't think anyone would be attracted to Merlin, but with the 2nd scene it definitely doesn't seem so.)
Especially the way he says "girl" with sarcasm dropping from his tone, like literally "girrrl" is how he says it. Like he's basically calling out Merlin, or saying that he knows that the girl Gwen told him about is actually a man.
Which I believe is why the "and why you're walking with a limp" has Arthur so, well,
like this. I think he truly believes that Merlin is lying sjhdfghsdfg Like he's thinking in that little brain of his that Merlin got pegged by a man and just isn't admitting to it.
And he's definitely accusing Merlin of sneaking away to have sex, you know, during an important time and all.
Basically, with these like 3 scenes in the show, I'd say it really comes off as Arthur accepting Merlin as gay and just waiting for the day where Merlin tells him the truth.
And that's really funny to me.
#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#Arthur disbelieving Merlin going to see a girl is genuinely hilarious no matter how you see it#like this man who has known Merlin for years - Merlin whose only romance was in secret over a few days#like he just doesnt believe it and whether it's because he thinks Merlin is into men and only men or that the man just doesnt care for it#either is funny because like Arthur knows so little in reality dhfghfg but hey in this fandom we know the truth#and that boy is bi bi bi just like his king :PPPP#of course any references to gay as an identity are just references because obviously it would not be used by the characters sdhfhsdg#this post was inspired by me writing about the dress scene in an arthur returns fic where Merlin is like ???? at Arthur being accepting#of queerness
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if a man put in all the effort into making a big military style fighting arena and carried a picture of me everywhere like this I’d have to fuck him immediately sorry Leon I’m just built different
#how am I supposed to fight this guy when he keeps saying shit like “’you rely on those pretty blue eyes too much’ what#‘anything to make the pretty boy feel special’ hey Krauser what if we hypothetically put our weapons down and just had gay sex instead#this is the stupidest post I’ve ever made I’m so sorry#re4r#leon kennedy#jack krauser
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Sophie Okonedo for Vogue World London
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#Sophie Okonedo#HEY THERE LADS - ARE WE FEELING GAY TODAY?#mother 🧎♀️#vogue world london#she’s fucking glowing and I need to scream about it#ma’am please. I’m already gay#SHE’S SO PRETTY I’M GONNA DIE#a moment of celebration for the return of the rows
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Watching Buck ask for helicopter lessons and tell Tommy how cool he is and ask him out for a beer....... oh honey you have accidentally blueballed half the queer men in Los Angeles and didn't even realize, huh.
#911 spoilers#catch Buck pulling an Alex Claremont-Diaz#calling old guy friends like#hey uh were we gay for each other? were we dating? was that gay?#ZERO awareness
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another goober to add to the cuddle puddle :D (@clownsuu)
#sillies :)#Ashton would end up in a sneezing fit for weeks after hugging him but hey don’t mind#They’re also chill with the dust bunnies#BUT THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE#GYAAAD DAMN!!#hmm let’s see#we got Colt as the fun beer uncle#Poppet as the babysitter#Ashton as the gay cousin#And Dusty as the chill uncle that gives lots of money on birthdays#slayyy#welcome home#welcome home oc#welcome home puppet show#welcome home au#welcome home mob au#welcome home fanart#ashton#mob ashton#mob dusty#dusty bunny#dusty the dust bunny#welcome home dusty#stay slay goobers#ashchoo
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other actors: oh this thing isn't meant to be read as gay, it's just... youknow it is what it is, it's something complicated and it's not meant to be read as gay, so much as just a depiction of things that reveal the inner workings of a relationship of sorts...
ben daniels: it's all gay. all of it.
#im rereading the things i rb'd on my old blog about the exorcist#and mr daniels.... we never deserved you#but hey with iwtv you're being given the attention you ought to#ben daniels#this Isnt vagueing about iwtv which youknow. it's all gay. all of it
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If I see any more homophobic nonsense in the Star Wars fandom then I'm drawing Tech on a romantic date with Garrus Vakarian.
ON THIS, A BLESSED TECH TUESDAY AND A BAD BATCH EVE.
YOU. HAVE. BEEN. WARNED.
#if this backfires i swear to christ#y'all#Y'ALL#BEHAVE#garrus#garrus vakarian#cloneforce99#clone force 99#tbb tech#tech clone force 99#the bad batch#mass effect#fandom being dumb#“Don't make my favorite character gay!”#LOL FUCK YOU#We getting GAY up in here#They're all our toys#Making a canon character gay isn't a personal attack but hey I DON'T SPEAK HOMOPHOBE SO MAYBE YOU CAN CLARIFY THAT SHIT
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