#hey guys guess who doesn't like sandwiches anymore

[cas-the-angel-of-thursday]

discovering a new random panic or anxiety attack trigger is so wild like hehehe sandwich time (: *sees the seeds in tomato starting to sprout* SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SH

[seahdalune]

hey so I just read 17776 and I am going to yell at you about it

the beginning gave scp vibes what with the unreality and all. So did the end actually- end of the world scenarios but like, unconventionally, are the best things

also What about overpopulation? Or is that just not. a thing anymore. Because if it was this would be scythe instead

I am not even going to get STARTED about the whole “oh yeah leave the computers alone and they’ll become sentient actually” but hhhhhh the way they were written just. got to me okay? just a little bit i swear. I’m not going to even go into that bc that would take me ten billion year

lastly. juice is the best ever and also me btw

HELL YEAH! WE GOT ANOTHER ONE

i got so attached to the space probes too! the characters alone are fantastic, but their group dynamic is great as well, like a peanut butter jelly sandwich. the last chapter got me so hard the first time i read it, felt like such a great little ribbon to this story.... and it could've ended there, but they didn't :)

i'm gonna assume the overpopulation question will be answered the same way the "are animals immortal too?" question was:

it's like, up to the reader's interpretation, i guess. personally i think they managed to make those really deserted areas on Earth (like the middle of Australia and Canada) liveable. is the guy who lived in a poisonous cave in 17776 or was i thinking of the sequel?

(hey i hope you're gonna read the sequel 20020 btw. it's more football and less existential but if you like the banter it'll be pretty enjoyable.)

(and if you did, lets suffer about the lack of 20021 together....)

i think everyone is Juice here. i don't know anyone that doesn't like Juice.

[sincerelyvinus]

EIGHT: forget the umbrella

"Ugh great, just great" You rub your temples in frustration while Xiao pats your back in an attempt to comfort you. "Your apartment isn't that far from the bakery just run it I guess?" Xiao wasn't the best at ideas but you really had no other choice, "If I get sick I'm blaming it on everyone" you say before getting up to go outside. You open the door to see the pouring rain, you took a deep breath but before you could take a step in the rain someone called out your name.

"Wait! Yn!" you turn to see the last person you wanted to see right now. It was Thoma running towards you with an umbrella, "Don't you dare run in the rain without an umbrella, I don't want you getting sick..." He gives you a small pout as he hands you his umbrella, "But Thoma what about you? I don't want you getting sick either!" you push the umbrella away, He held your arm with some force but not so tightly. "Fine then wait here for a sec I'll just get some bread for Ayato and we can walk together to the estate" You gave in as you take the umbrella while you wait outside, on the other hand Xiao has got a surprise for the ynma shippers.

You were patiently waiting for Thoma outside the bakery, you notice Xiao was on his phone, you were about to check your phone but you heard the door open. "Sorry if I took a bit long!" He held the handle of the umbrella while you were still holding it, causing you to hold hands but you didn't pull away even if you mind was telling you to let go. He walked close to you to avoid getting wet, but he was way to close to the point he might hear your heart beating fast.

You both arrived at estate and from the corner of your eye you saw Ayato with something that looks like binoculars but he quickly disappeared once you turn your head to look. "You should stay till the rain stops since it looks like the rain might get heavier" Thoma gesturing you to come inside, you accept the offer just because you didn't have any other option. Besides who wouldn't want to be in their crush's house?

You were now sitting on the couch while wearing some hand-me-downs Thoma gave you. You were watching a romance movie with Kamisatos while Thoma makes some sandwiches for you all.

"Ok why in the hell would she even fly across the world for a guy who won't even treat her better than her boy bestfriend?!" Ayato screams at the TV while Ayaka giggles at her brother's angry state. "Well maybe if you were that in love you would understand, Ayato." Thoma walks in with the sandwiches in his hands. "Ok for one I have been in love Thoma second you can't speak for me while still being in love with-" Ayaka pushes her bother off the couch while Thoma sits down on the edge of the couch beside you, ignoring the fact that at any moment he might fall on you.

"Yes! oh my god finally after an hour they kissed, ugh I can't do this anymore! I'm going to bed early." "Yeah right going to bed early-" "SHUT UP!" Ayato quickly exists to his room while you and Thoma were giggling at the chaotic twins. "Agh the movie is done I'm kinda tired, you guys can use the TV" Ayaka yawns as she slowly gets up and retreats to her room. "Well so you remember that anime I told you about?" "Yeah Horimiya?".

It's been about 5 minutes and Thoma is still on the edge of the couch, you both were focused on the TV that Thoma didn't notice he was about to fall. "Hey you know you're kinda like Hori you know" "Just because a character cleans doesn't always mean it's m- Ah!" Thoma lost his balance in no time, he fell head first into your lap, you practically jumped when you felt his hair on your lap, He didn't notice it was your lap at first but then when he turned his head he saw your torso, he looked up in horror to see your red-ish face. "Ah! I'm so so so so sorry!" He apologize while quickly getting off your lap, he ran behind couch in an attempt to hide his face but we both already know you saw his flustered face.

It's been a painful 6 minutes and you two are still recovering from a moment ago. You decided to break the silence and stand up to approach Thoma behind the couch. You saw him curled up in a ball so you couldn't see his face but you could tell he was embarrassed. You plopped yourself beside him. "So um.." your words clogged up in your throat, you had to stop this back and forth of awkward moments and not acknowledge them. "Do you hate me?" Your world stopped. "What?" "I asked if you hated me." You turn to look at Thoma to see a cold expression on his face. "Why would you think that? Of course I don't!" "Then why do you always seem to run away or avoid me everytime something...embarrassing happens between us?" Your words seem to just disappear from your mind. He was right, why did you avoid him so many times when you obviously had feelings for him. "It's late we should call it a day" He stood up to go to his room but you grabbed his hand. "Wait!" you sigh before you let go of his hand. "I don't hate you Thoma....It's just that everytime you make my heart skip a beat my mind goes hay wire and I end up avoiding you..." "You're such an idiot." "Wha- hmph!" You fell on the floor as you felt a pair of lips on yours. It was Thoma. Wait- IT WAS THOMA'S LIPS. Your eyes widen but the longer you two stayed connected the more you relaxed and eased into the feeling, you caress his cheek while he wraps his arms around your neck. The kiss wasn't long neither was it short but it was perfect. "So does that mean?..." you giggle as you part.

"I love you too Thoma"

I AM SO SORRY THIS IS LATE AAAAAAA SCHOOL SUCKS OMG. anyways i hope i can publish the next chapter soon so thank you for reading !!

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[munsonweasley]

Proud

You sat in the food court alone hiding away near a corner. You needed to be alone. Today was so horrible. Someone who you thought was a friend had shown their true colors. Your father passed away about a year ago. It really came out of nowhere, the day before you were literally laughing together before everything changed in the blink of an eye and you weren't the same anymore. You were still grieving, still processing. Eddie was at his table eating his sandwich when he looked over and noticed your head on the table all alone. “Henderson. What's eating them?” He nudged Dustin as Robin and Steve also looked over. “Not sure. Been worried all day.” He frowned at Eddie. Eddie stood slowly, the sound of his chain smacking the chair as he did and he walked over moving through the small crowd. You felt the hand of the rockstar touch your back and rub it. “Hey..Nico, what's wrong?” his voice was low as he sat next to you sideways, legs on both sides of the bench. You looked up slowly, hurt in your eyes. Eddie's eyebrows furrowed. “I won't force you. But you know I got you man.” He cupped your cheek looking in your eyes. His touch was soothing. You felt your heart ache as you nodded. “Just friend troubles.” You sighed, rubbing your face. “What happened?” Steve spoke up behind you and sat on the other side. “Harrington.” Eddie nodded at him. “Munson.” Steve nodded back, your two best friends sat with you now, an unlikely pair but a caring pair. “You need me to go slash tires?” Eddie whispered in your ear. “Hear harringtons got a bat, don't cha big boy?” He smirked at the preppy boy. Steve rolled his eyes playfully. “No just-” you breathed out. “I just stood up to someone I thought was my friend. They said I'd been acting differently. And I guess I wasn't giving them the attention they wanted..they started to attack me and say fucked up shit to me for it.” You rubbed your face and Steve held your forearm. “They said ‘maybe it's time to move on.’” You laughed sadly. “Are you serious?” Steve said frustrated. “Who said it?” Eddie immediately looked around the room cutting looks as did steve. “I literally cut them off. I can't just ‘get over it’. Said they didn't mean it like that, maybe don't start it that way then?” You continued. “That's not okay Nico.” Steve nodded at you. “They're supposed to be my friend and lately it didn't seem like they cared. You can't be mad at me for me being upset you told me to move on from my dead father.” “Hey, you're trying your best.” Steve smiled at you. “Fuck that guy. You don't need them anyway.” he added. “You did the right thing.” Eddie chimed in, tilting his head at you. “Grief doesn't work like that. It’s not just fucking sunshine and rainbows.” He said low. “I can't keep letting people walk all over me and treat me like this.” You said head held high. Eddie looked at you better and smiled. He faced you towards him better, holding up his hand. You smiled and high fived him. The fluffy haired man grabbed your shoulders rubbing them after high fiving you and standing up with you. Steve watched scoffing lightly with a smile knowing eddie. Eddie patted your back before hugging you tightly. He grabbed one shoulder and looked you into the eyes smiling with his chocolate eyes. “Dude im so fucking proud of you. Fuck that guy.” He patted your cheek. You teared up a little and nodded smiling from the support. Steve got up and rubbed your back smiling. “Very proud of you Nico. Don't let that asshole tear you down.” Steve hugged you tightly before ruffling your hair as you were shorter than both of them. You hugged him back. “It was so metal of you to tell him to fuck off!” Eddie hugged you tightly now, both their hugs warm and comforting. “Right Steve?” Eddie shoved him lightly. Steve smacked his hand away. “Hey hey!” He fixed his hair. “It was. Very metal.” he laughed through his nose, smiling and patting your back as Eddie held you.

“I appreciate you dorks.” You smiled at them both. “Go eat.” they both said in sync and eddie let go. You snickered and nodded walking to the lunchline to grab food as they stood by your table, both having their arms crossed. Steve looked across the mall as did eddie. “So who told you about my bat?” he asked nonchalantly. “Little bird.” Eddie scanned the area too. “You know who it is don't you?” Steve asked Eddie. “Mhmm” He smirked, gently humming. “You gonna slash their tires aren't you?” Steve sighed. “You know it.” Eddie smirked wide. “Ready to put that bat to use stevie boy?” he added and walked backwards looking at steve. “Don't- call me that. Okay?” Steve watched him before rolling his eyes and pushing himself off the wall and following Eddie with a small smirk, obviously the two up to no good.

(Dedicated to a dear friend, you know who you are love, ily and proud of you babe)

[corrodedseraphine]

dreamland | eddie munson x harrington!reader #3

pairing: eddie munson x harrington!reader

summary: After breaking up with Jason, you end up in a pretend relationship with Eddie to piss your ex off. The more you know each other the more the pretending dissappears.

the story is also avaliable on ao3

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It has been more than two weeks since that incident. Every day Jason seeing you in the corridor accosted you and tried to explain the whole situation. But there was nothing to explain anymore. You stopped eating lunch in the cafeteria just to avoid him, what a sick situation.

"hey y/n. May I join you?" you raised your head and saw Max.

"Sure, sit down. How are you?"

"I'm sick of Lucas and those teammates of his. They're hopeless, and they show off like they're world champions. Pathetic." You laughed. "How are you holding up? You know… after the breakup with Jason."

"It's fine, I think it even worked out for the better, finally I don't have to pretend to like basketball…. But he keeps bothering me, it's so annoying that it's unbearable. I don't know what to do to make him back off."

"I know I'm two years younger and don't have much experience, but maybe I have an idea." she smiled. "Two weeks ago I saw you at Munson's, I don't know what you were doing there, but I want to remind you that he is the only person in the world that Jason hates. Maybe you could use this friendship somehow."

"Oh, Max, this is a misunderstanding. I was at his place totally by accident, in fact I was going to you at the time, I was terribly drunk and I couldn't go home in such a state, because Steve would have killed me. You know yourself how he is. And when I was almost there I heard someone playing the guitar, my brain completely shut down and I just followed the sound, that's how I ended up at Eddie's. Seeing my condition he made me some tea and then started playing again, and I think that's when I fell asleep. The whole situation was terribly strange."

"You don't have to explain yourself to me, and I'm not saying that something happened between you two. I'm also not saying that it should happen, but you can always pretend a little. From what the guys said Eddie reciprocates Jason's hate, although he doesn't care as much as Jason does."

You were interrupted by the sound of the school bell, quickly finished your sandwich, said goodbye to Max and went to class. All through the lesson you thought about the plan she had come up with. On the one hand, it was a bit childish, but it had a chance to work. If Jason saw you with Eddie, maybe he would finally give you a break. You decided it was worth a try. After the bell rang, you immediately went looking for Eddie, but unfortunately you didn't manage to catch him. You spent the rest of your time at school thinking about what you would actually say to Eddie and how you would present it in a relatively normal way. During breaks you consulted everything with Max, who finally helped you put everything together. After school you waited for Steve to pick you up. Suddenly you saw Dustin, then a light came on for you.

"Hey, Dustin!"

"Hi y/n! what's up?"

"I have a question…what time do you have today's D&D session?"

"Would you like to join Hellfire?" It was clear that he was in shock.

"No, I guess not, for now I need to talk to Eddie, and I couldn't find him anywhere today, so I thought I'd catch him there."

"We start at five, but if you want to talk to him I advise you to come early because Eddie is nuts about being punctual when it comes to D&D, I don't know what you want from him, but it certainly won't make him choose to talk to you" He laughed. "Sooner Demogorgon becomes a vegetarian" This time he laughed louder at his joke "Get it? Demogorgon a vegetarian - impossible"

"I know what you mean Dustin, thanks" You laughed, patting him on the head. "Gotta go, Steve has already arrived, bye!"

"See ya!"

The time at home passed mercilessly, all the time in your head you were arranging what you would say to Munson once you started talking. You thought through both of you every possible option, if he agrees, if he disagrees, every possible reaction, everything. When the time finally came you got on your bike and rode. When you entered the room you saw Eddie setting everything up for the game.

"Hi Eddie."

"oh, hello y/n" I didn't expect you here, did you come to join the cult?" He laughed.

"Actually, I came to talk to you here."

"I'm all ears" He sat down on a throne-like chair. You sat down next to him wondering where to start. Thoughts were running through your head and turning into chaos.

"I'll understand if you think I'm crazy. But…" You started throwing out words in an equally chaotic sops, talked about how Jason doesn't give you a break, the plan Max came up with, and how you imagine it all. When you finished, you raised your eyes and looked at Eddie. He was shocked, but after a moment he smiled.

"Agreed."

"For real?"

"It can be a lot of fun, and pissing Jason off will be a nice bonus!" He laughed. "So, my girl, when do we start?"

"Starting tomorrow. And I have one more request."

"Yes?"

"I would need one of your hellfire shirts and a bandama."Hearing this, he smiled even wider, and a gleam appeared in his eyes.

"y/n Harrington, I never thought I'd say this, but I like what you're going to do. You can wait here until we're done, and then we'll go together to my trailer and I'll give you everything you need."

"Sounds good," You smiled, feeling a sense of satisfaction.

[verobatto]

Destiel Chronicles

Vol. XCVI

It was a love story from the very beginning.

And You are not here... (Part IV)

(13x05)

Hello my friends! How are you? We arrived to the episode in which Castiel comes back. Yay!

Okay, Dean will be particularly suicidal in this one, and we will have a lot of foreshadows for the incoming possesion.

So, let's talk about this...

Dr. Meadows and The Open Door

The ghost of Dr. Meadows was a blatant foreshadow of AU!Michael. They wore the same apron, experimented with people and monsters and also, the doctor made lobectomies and literally, git inside the patients' heads. Is a symbolism for what Michael will do with Dean.

Look at the doctor...

(gif credit @aborddelimpala)

Yep, the same apron and he burns... Just like Michael will do.

Also this scene...

(gif credit @celestialsonata7 )

The masks, different mask the crazy doc wore, are a symbolism of the different faces Michael will take through season 14.

Another clue of how the season 14 will go, is this tiny dialogue between the two boys at the beginning of the episode, before trying to get inside the Dr. A Meadows Mental Health Center.

Evan: I told you it’d be unlocked.

Shawn: Why would they leave it open?

Leaving the door open, will be seen again in episode 14x02, and it plays a symbolic foreshadow for what will happen with Dean, Michael will leave him but then, he will possesse him again in 14x09. "Leaving the open door for the second possession."

So, if we follow this same statement, we can say Shawn is Dean here. He represents Dean after being possesed, the PTSD.

Penny: Shawn, he….won’t talk. He can’t.

Sam: What do you mean?

Penny: The doctors say…he’s okay physically, that it’s psychological. You know, trauma, like he…he…saw some – saw something so…awful. God I don’t even know what he was doing out that late.

This is a representation of how Dean will be trying to face all the whirlwind of feelings and trauma after Michael leaves him. The kid is muted, just like Dean will avoid talking about the possession. And Shawn draws obssesively, the doc's masks, as Dean will be obssesed in kill Michael after being possesed. (14x03).

Then...

Penny: And, uh, Evan, he’s still missing. Uh… He, Shawn, and their friend Mike Ramos, they’re inseparable.

This is how TFW will be separated because of Michael.

We have another visual narrative clue in Shawn's room, when his mother gets in because he was having a nightmare.

There's a pic on his wall, and is a foreshadow of this scene from 14x04...

The picture shows a red background and a terrifying silhouette of a person. The entire room is Dean's mind. The red color talks about his toxicity. The monster is Michael/John Winchester and his own fears, guilts and toxic behavior, like violence.

The mother is wearing green, as a reminder of Dean Winchester's innocence, usually Scooby Doo represents that too.

The monster doc appears inside of his dreams (head) and also in his own room, as a foreshadow of Michael looking though Dean's eyes, and his possesion.

Dr. Meadows appears in his room, literally possesse the kid, he grabs the mask and put it on his face! Is a blatant symbolism of AUMichael!Dean! and they leave the house. Just like Michael will do with Dean at the end of the season. And also, the meaning of Shawn that escapes the first time but not the second one, is talking about the dynamics of season 14: Michael will leave, Dean will be free just for a few days, before being possesed again, more strongly than before, in season 9.

Suicidal Dean and Sam trying to cheer him up.

If we recall the previous episode, Sam was very shocked because his brother confessed to him he didn't have faith anymore.

At the beginning of the episode we had this dialogue between Sam and Dean...

Sam: Hey

Dean: Hey

Sam: PB&J for breakfast? Strong work.

Dean: Yep.

Well, we all know who was the one telling us that PB&J sandwich was his favorite, right? So... This is not a new observation, but that little clue over there is screaming DEAN MISSES CAS.

So we will have a very cheerful Sammy, giving Dean beer in the morning, pushing him to go to a strip house, and literally, trying to give his brother every usual item he runs into when he is depressed for losing people. He even let Dean being under the number of Agent Page. Their fav.

When Dean sees this, he faves his brother, asking him why he's been so nice to him.

Dean: Okay. Look, I-I’ve been down this road before and I fought my way back. I will fight my way back again.

Sam: How?

Dean: Same way I always do – bullets, bacon, and booze. [Rings front desk bell] A lotta booze.

This is very important, because Billie will refute it in this same episode...

So Dean eats a lot of bacon and stuffs, he drinks a lot, and he even goes to the strip house. But all is fake.

They had their first encout er with Dr. Meadows... And this alarming scene is showed to us...

(Gif credit @smartiespn )

Dean wanted to die here. He wasn't fighting back. He was accepting his death. Why? Is he so affected by Castiel's death and Mary that he wants to die? But why because of Mary, he had lost parents before, John, Bobby, and his convo of bullets, booze and sex worked back then. But why isn't working now? Because the variable her is CASTIEL. He lost the love of his life and nothing will be fine again. SO DEAN WANTS TO DIE BECAUSE CAS DIED. The convo would work with Mary but not with Castiel.

Then, Dean plans a suicidal way out to save the ghosts. He does it so quick, Sam can't react to it. Dean literally kills himself in front of Sam.

The dialogue between Billie and Dean shows again that Dean is in so bad shape, he doesn't want to live, he changed after Castiel's dead. He won't recover of losing the love of his life, his faith. He knows Sam can move on from him. He is able to keep going. But Dean wants to stop. Because Castiel is dead.

Dean: So… am I dead?

Billie: You killed yourself.

Billie is pointing at Dean's suicidal behavior with that plan, because this time is different.

Dean: No. Are you keeping me dead?

Billie: Now that depends on you.

Billie is saying this because she is supecting Dean is different. Dean wanted this. So she tastes waters.

After this there's a negotiation, because Billie wants to know about the AU, because is very important to balance. And the Winchesters just keep bringing chaos.

But Dean exchanges the freedom of the ghosts from the Meadows House for information, the ghosts are released but the deal caught Billie's attention that when she asked for WHAT DEAN REALLY WANTED, Dean choose the ghost and not come back to life.

Billie: Because I do. Because…this whole multi-versal quantum construct we live in, it’s like a house of cards. And the last thing I need is some big, dumb Winchester knocking it all down.

This is important because we do know now Billie hated Dean for this.

Then, the truth is revealed...

Billie: You’ve changed. When you bargained with me just now, you could’ve asked to go back, to live.

Dean: Well, I figured with you in charge, there’s no getting back for me.

Billies faces him with her suspicions, but Dean lies.

Billie: That doesn’t sound like the Dean Winchester I know and love. The man who has been dead so many times but it never seems to stick. Maybe you’re not that guy anymore, they guy who saves the world, the guy who always thinks he’ll win no matter what. You have changed. And you tell people it’s not a big deal. You tell people you’ll work through it but you know you won’t, you can’t and that scares the hell out of you. Or… am I wrong?

(Gif set credit @justjensenanddean )

Dean's silence confirms Billies suspicions. Dean's silence is affirming she just read his mind. He won't be okay, never again. Because this time is different, this time Castiel is dead, forever dead, and he really believe Cas won't come back. Life lost its meaning to him.

Dean: What do you want me to say? Doesn’t matter. I don’t matter.

Billie: Don’t you?

Dean really want to stay dead. He is so sad and lost, he doesn't want to live anymore. Nothing matters if Castiel is gone.

Dean: I couldn’t save Mom. I couldn’t save Cas. I can’t even save a scared little kid. Sam keeps trying to fix it, but I just keep dragging him down. So I’m not going to beg. Okay, if it’s my time, it’s my time.

Dean even is feeling guilty because Sam had lost his faith in the previous episode, and because now he is very worried about him.

Billie: You really believe that. [Dean shakes his head yes] You wanna die. Dean…every notebook on this particular shelf tells a version of how you die. You specifically, heart attack, burned by a red-haired witch, stabbed by a ghoul in a graveyard, and on and on. But which one’s right? That depends on you, on the choices you make.

Dean: Well, I guess I made my choice.

Here people, here! Billie makes the diagnosis and confirms his suspicious. Dean wants to be dead. And then she gave a him again the opportunity of come back to life, but Dean doesn't want to come back. He wants to remain dead! He's sure about it! He confirms it again when he says I GUESS I MADE MY CHOICE.

Billie: But…unfortunately none of these books say you die today.

The word unfortunately is not just for her but for him too. Because Dean really wants to be dead.

After this revealing and scaring dialogue, we were shown how deep Dean was into his depression for losing Castiel.

Then, another sad dialogue with his brother...

Sam: You okay?

Dean: No. Sam, I’m not okay. I’m pretty far from okay. You know, my whole life, I always believed that what we do was important. No matter what the cost, no matter who we lost, whether it was Dad or – or Bobby or –. And I would take the hit. But I kept on fighting because I believed that we were making the world a better place. And now Mom and Cas… And I – I don’t know. I don’t know.

Sam: So now you don’t believe anymore.

Dean: I just need a win. I just need a damn win.

Dean is tired, and now he has to live, without Cas, in the real world, and he's tired.

But then... And because "Cas wanted to come back to him with a win" and Dean had just asked for win, Castiel comes back to him. Castiel is his win.

The face Dean puts when he receives Castiel's call is priceless. He is in shock, he can't reply, he can't talk. Is a mix of feelings. He can't believe Cas is alive.

Then the encounter, adorned as if it was a wedding, or how some people described, a parallel to Romeo and Juliet encounter, with the Sam cross as the witness, and the song playing in the background, exhaustively analyzed, "It's not too late to start all over again."

(Gif set credit @codestielckles )

To Conclude:

This episode was magnificently written by Yockey, it was full of symbolism that pointed out to foreshadows to season 14, Michael and Dean's possesion.

But it also showed us how deep was Dean's depression, and which was the real cause of it: CASTIEL PERMANENT DEAD, the idea of not getting him back made Dean's life to lose its meaning. He didn't want to be alive in a world where Cas wasn't there.

Hope you like this meta. See you in the next one!

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Vol. XCIII, XCIV, XCV

Buenos Aires, January 10th 2021 1:03 PM

[carolinedionecd]

"What !? No - No"

Sterling palmed her face in shock.

"Mom? What's she talking about?"

Blair is directly looking at Debbie, with brows arched as a sign of confusion. She knew she'll never get an answer from Debbie so she looked at her dad.

"Dad?"

She opened her arms as a signal to Anders that she's waiting for an answer. Anderson bit his lip, took a big sigh and looked at Debbie, who's still crying while pointing her shotgun directly at Dana.

"Hello !? I'm shot !?"

Everyone looked at the man who's lying on the floor, Dana's shitty boyfriend. Bowser pointed his gun at the guy, cuffed then took him.

"Dad?"

Blair is still waiting for an answer, that she knows she's not gonna get, for now.

"Sterling come here!"

Blair took Sterling's wrist then took her to Bowser's car.

"Blair II - alkdjadniw"

Sterling's blabbering, because she's still in shock. Blair closed the backseat door where they're sitting.

"Listen to me, Sterl. We will always be sisters. Twin sisters. You just came out of our mom's twin sister. See? We're still twins"

Sterling looked at Blair who's waiting for her to speak.

"Y-yeah. Yeah. I could - I could deal with that."

Sterling can't cry. She's overwhelmed with emotions and shock and questions. They both looked out of the window when the police arrived. Dana is being put in jail.

Debbie, Anders, and Bowser are talking when the police left.

"Holy shit! They're gonna know that Bowser is a bounty hunter!"

Blair is now in a panic.

"W-what? Why? How?"

Sterling is still confused, her mind is far away from wherever they are.

"Shit they looked at us! Hide!"

They both ducked.

"Wait, why are we hiding?"

Sterling still full of confusion but she follows what Blair is doing because Blair is the only one that makes sense to her now.

"I - I - why are you hiding?"

Blair asked her back. Suddenly, the driver's seat door opened.

"Girls. I will get you home now. Okay?"

They sighed in relief when they heard Bowser's voice so they sat back on their seats.

"Did you tell them about bounty hunting? Did you tell them that we're on your team?"

Bowser rolled his eyes at Blair's question.

"First, I did not tell them that I am a bounty hunter. Second, they will never know you're on my team."

The twins took a big sigh. Blair is relieved that their cover isn't blown, as if a spy dodged a bullet. Sterling, took a big sigh because now that her mom is actually her aunt, she's seeing the family that she grew up in, in a totally different way.

"Third,"

Bowser broke the silence that made the two look at him.

"Are you okay baby girl?"

He's looking directly at Sterling. Blair looked at Sterling, waiting for her to answer Bowsie.

"Yeah, I guess so."

She looked down on her hand and tried to play with her nails.

"You know what? You don't even look like her. You look more like mom. Our mom. You're her favorite and I'm sure she loves you so much--," Blair's eyebrows crossed again. "--more than she loves me."

Confused with her own sentence, she shrugged it off, like she's telling herself that that's not the point.

"Do you remember in third grade, she told us she's gonna make us a ham sandwich for lunch, and then you got the ham sandwich and I got the peanut butter sandwich !?"

Sterling laughed when she remembered how angry Blair was when they got home and told their mom.

"Do you remember what she said?"

Asked Blair.

"Yeah. You told her, 'where was my ham sandwich !?'"

The two laughed because Sterling made an impression of Blair's third-grade-angry-face.

"Yeah! And she was like, 'Blair, you should learn to give to others especially your sister. I love you both so much but a responsible older sister should always take care of her younger sister.'"

They looked at each other.

"Yeah. That was fair."

Sterling finally agreed.

"She always put you first over me. Always has and always has been. But, works for me. Less attention, less expectation. It's enough for me to know they love me, they love us. But so you know, you have to take care of your kidney because I am not going to donate it. I want to die with my organs complete and intact. "

Bowser, silently listening to them shakes his head in awe.

"I should really stay hydrated."

Hydrated. Shoot. The water bottle. Lock-in meeting. April.

"Bye, Sterl."

Once again, Sterling took a big sigh. Her heart is crumbling like paper. Now her tears are starting to run down but she tried to hide them and wipe them away using her forehand.

"Oh my God!"

She looked at Blair when she heard her scream.

"What?"

Blair looked back at Sterling with tears in her eyes. With a wide freaking smile.

"It's Miles! He wants to talk!"

Blair happily hugged Sterl. The latter is so happy for her sister.

"Holy crap. We're gonna makeup, we'll be together again! Oh, sweet Jesus! I miss his smell!"

Sterling, can't help but miss April.

Her lips.

Her smile.

Her kiss.

Her smell.

Her skin.

"Honey"

Debbie hugged Sterling so tight. She knows Sterling is in shock but she's scared to let Sterling think negative thoughts and doubt herself.

"M-Can I still call you mom?"

Asked Sterling while they're hugging each other.

"Oh, sweetheart. I am your mom. No one else could be your mom. Okay? And you, are Sterling. You are our daughter. You are sisters - twin sisters."

Debbie softly touched their chins while smiling.

"See? I told you we're still sisters and twins."

Blair happily told Sterling. She smiled so wide. She's never been this happy to be a part of this family.

"I can't even imagine my life without you. I mean, who's gonna let me borrow a bra and never return it and doesn't get mad?"

Sterling laughed again. Anders and Debbie hugged the twins. They looked at each other with a genuine smile. Their hands intertwined with each other. Anders kissed Debbie on her forehead with a sigh of relief because the husband and the wife know that this night just made their family ties stronger than ever.

"Okay, can we please face the fact that you guys still didn't answer my questions last night?"

Typical Blair, asking questions and gets paranoid when they're not being answered.

"Okay, honey. First of all, we are having breakfast. I don't think it's appropriate to talk about that this time."

Blair's brows arched once again because of disbelief.

"A-actually, mom--" Sterling slightly smiled then reached for her nape. "--I want to know. I think I deserve that."

Debbie silently put down her tea, took the napkin out of her lap, and damped it on her lips before saying anything. Anders reached for Debbie's hand that is resting on her lap, which made her look at Anders. She took a big sigh.

"Okay, I'm going to make it short and precise."

Sterling and Blair are waiting for the answers while Anders enjoys himself chewing his food, but it is making an annoying sound. The three girls looked at him.

"What? I'm just eating my food."

Debbie rolled her eyes. The twins looked back at Debbie.

"Dana showed in our old house carrying you. Blair was just a month old. She told me she can't take care of you so she wanted me to take care of you as my own. Dana was a mess. I mean, she still is. But I don't know who your father is. That's it. "

Sterling isn't bothered anymore. She's a Wesley and will always be a Wesley.

"Are you going home right after school?"

Asked Blair while she's driving to school. Sterling's mind is still in the wind.

"Y-yeah. I guess. I don't have much to do."

Blair looked at Sterling with worry.

"It's gonna be okay. I know it's hard for you to walk around and see her in every corner but you have to be strong."

Sterling looked at Blair.

"Yeah. I just have to be strong."

Blair looked at her again, not convinced by how Sterling said those words.

"Or you can pretend you hate her again until it comes true."

Sterling looked at her.

"II-can't do that."

Sterling looked in the side-view mirror when she saw that they're approaching the parking lot.

"Just pretend. Okay? Act tough and doesn't care about her."

The last piece of advice from Blair before they step out of the car. "By the way, you have to take an uber later. I'm gonna meet with Miles. It's our make-up date. Or probably make-up-then-make-out-date."

Sterl just nodded to Blair.

"Incoming."

She whispered to Sterling as she saw April approaching them. Sterling's heart is pounding just the thought of hearing April's voice. She's directly looking at April while walking and is ready to stop whenever April greets her but to her dismay, April didn't greet her, or even called her name, or even took a glimpse of her.

Sterling stopped and turned around, chasing April's back by staring at her.

"Hey, Luke!"

Sterling turned her back before she sees the flirting that is about to happen.

"How is she doing that? I mean, that would be so hard for a gay woman to flirt with someone who's not even on her menu."

Whispered Blair to Sterling while walking towards the entrance.

"Shhhh someone might hear you."

Sterling dropped her bag then turned her face down the table. She kept taking deep breaths, assuming it would heal her aching heart.

"I told you to save me a seat beside you"

She heard the voice she's longing to hear, but she kept her cool and decided to only move when the bell rang.

"I'm sorry, Hannah B is already here when I came in. I wouldn't wanna sit beside--"

Ezequiel looked down at sleeping Sterling. April doesn't even need to turn her back to know who that girl is because even her peripheral vision can recognize her instantly. But for the sake of pretending, she looked around and rolled her eyes.

"Fine."

~~

Hey guys I didn't know that tumblr has a limit. So I cant post the whole chapter. If you'd like to continue reading you can go to my wattpad account. Here's the link.

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[imaginejamesandsirius]

So lately I've been reading a lot of your fics and I was wondering if you would do one for genderswap James and Sirius. You can genderswap one or both, it doesn't matter. Also great writing, I love reading your stories.

((A/N: I’m not really comfortable writing normal genderswap, so this is a dimension crossover, where women James and Sirius come over and meet the guy versions of themselves))

"So you wanted to go forward in time to see what you'd look like in ten years, but wound up here instead?" Sirius asked. That was what he'd gotten from the story at least. 

Girl-Sirius nodded. It was an alternate universe version of him, so it should've looked more like him than anyone else, but mostly she looked like Bellatrix. Girl-James had looked like James only with longer hair, so it hadn't been a mystery who she was. Trying to get all four of them to take turns talking hadn't worked so well when they appeared out of nowhere, so they'd decided to pair off and then compare notes afterwards. "Me and Jamie did the modifications on the time turner last week. It should've been fine but now we're in this bloody weird place instead," she said, wrinkling her nose as she looked around. 

Sirius glared at her. Yeah maybe this universe wasn't the greatest thing ever, but he was staying with the Potter's instead of being trapped in Grimmauld Place. This place was pretty damn swell to him. Plus they were in his room, and his room looked great. "What, you don't like bikes?" 

"Can't say they're my style, no," she said, eyeing one poster like it was particularly foul. 

Sirius huffed and rolled his eyes. "I guess you can't teach taste." 

"What are you doing with a room in the Potter mansion anyways? Or is this not the Potter mansion here?" 

"It is. Are you still living with your parents?" 

"Well yeah, I'm sixteen. You're not?" 

"Fuck no. I mean, I'm sixteen, yeah, but I'm not living with them anymore. They sort of kicked me out." Sirius made a face then added, "I sort of left." 

"Why'd they kick you out? Like yeah, I bloody hate them, but I've only got to stick it out for another couple breaks and then I can get the hell out of there. What did you do?" 

Sirius didn't really know what to do with this. This was weirder than her being a girl-version of him. She still lived there? "I- well- I mean, they didn't take it well when they found out about me and James." To put it lightly. 

"That you're friends?" she said, frowning. "My parents knew about that a week into first year; how did you hide it for that long? Are you not in Gryffindor?" 

"What?" Sirius asked, frowning at her in return. "They didn't like that we were dating." They hadn't liked that they were friends either, but it was sort of a footnote with Sirius not being a blood supremacist and having a detention log longer than the Black Family Tree and liking muggle inventions. "Totally lost their shit when they caught us. Mr. and Mrs. Potter already knew, so they said I could live with them. That's why I'm here. Nowhere else to go, y'know? Not that I mind living here. The only bad thing to come from it so far is that they both talked to us about safe sex. That's an hour of my life that I can't erase from my memory." 

"Wh- you and Jamie?" 

"Yeah." 

"Really?" 

"What's that supposed to mean? I'm bloody amazing." 

"Sure, but Jamie's..." 

"What about James?" If Sirius got into a fight with himself over James being the best thing on the planet, then that's just what he had to do. 

"Well I don't know about yours, but my Jamie is definitely not interested in me. She's only got eyes for Lily sodding Evans." 

Sirius blinked. This was so buggering weird. "James fancied Lily, but only for the first couple years of school. He got over her ages ago." 

"Good for him. My Jamie's acting like she's never going to get over her, and even if she did, she wouldn't want me." 

"You sound awfully sure. Did she say that?" 

"She didn't have to," Girl-Sirius grumbled. 

"Huh." 

"What?" 

"I'm no longer the dumbest person I know." 

"Hey!" 

"Oh come off it, mate," Sirius said. "You can't know for sure that your James doesn't like you unless you ask her. And you can't be an arse about it. Walking up and demanding to know if she fancies you is a great way for her to think you're being insincere." 

"What kind of ponce are you? Insincere? Talk to her? No thanks, I'd rather not embarrass myself and utterly ruin our friendship." 

"If you can ruin your friendship with her by telling her that you fancy her, maybe it wouldn't be that big of a loss. And for your information, I am the best kind of ponce. I wear makeup and I have a skirt and everything." 

Girl-Sirius snorted. "I didn't mean it like that and you know it. Berk. Look, I'm glad that everything's worked out for you and your Jamie, but it's not like that with us. I've got a little crush. So minor it's barely worth mentioning, and she's never looked at me like that." 

Sirius didn't believe that for a second, so he rolled his eyes and muttered, "Whatever. Want to go see how they're doing? Wait. D'you still have the time turner you used?" 

"Jamie has it." 

Sirius nodded, and they left his room to go to James's. His door was open so they were able to walk right in, and instead of leading with anything helpful to getting them back to their own world, Sirius said, "Did you know that they're not dating?" 

James pointed at Sirius and gave his counterpart a meaningful look. "See? I told you it's weird." Then he dropped his hand and grinned at Sirius. "I like our universe." 

"Only because of that? Not because you- I dunno, like being a bloke?" 

"Meh," James said with a shrug, and Sirius laughed. 

"You've got the time turner?" Sirius said, looking at Jamie. 

"Yeah." She pulled it out of her pocket, then they all frowned at it. That did not look like a normal time turner. For one, the sand was red. For another, the rim was silver instead of gold. "Er. It didn't look like that before. We tried to turn it again when we figured out we weren't in the right place, but it's like it was stuck. It was the right colour back then, though." She blinked. "Erm. I don't really know what to do with this," she said, shoving it back in her pocket like they wouldn't have to worry about it if they couldn't see it. 

"Talk to the Ministry?" James suggested, making a face. None of them wanted to talk to the Ministry about anything official-- James and Sirius because they were animagi, and their counterparts because they'd gone into this hoping to misuse a time turner and they were going to get in deep shite for that. 

"Last resort," Sirius said. "As much as I'd love to sit here and make fun of you two for not thinking this through, I'm hungry." 

James snorted. "Like we always think shite through." 

"Hey, have we ever gotten stranded in an alternate universe? No. Bugger off." 

They made sandwiches and talked about ways to get them back and the magical theory that they had used on the time turner. They were barely getting into it when Mr. and Mrs. Potter got back home. "Hmm," Mrs. Potter said, eyes taking in the scene in front of her. "Dear? Do you mind explaining?" 

"You know how I always said I wanted two Sirius's?" James said with a bright grin. 

His parents blinked. "We're going to go to my study," Mr. Potter said. "Can we trust that when we get home from dinner with the Longbottom's tonight this will be resolved?" 

"Er," Sirius said. "We'll try our best?" It was the best he could offer since none of them knew how quickly they'd be able to do this. They didn't even know what 'this' was. They had no idea what they needed to do, and once they figured that out, there was no telling if it was going to be a quick fix or if they had to wait a month or summat. 

Mr. Potter nodded, but they hesitated before leaving the room entirely. "You know boys, an orgy can seem like a lot of fun, but you have a responsibility to-" 

"Oh Merlin," Sirius moaned, covering his face. 

Mrs. Potter started to talk. "You should always be safe and-" 

"Mum," James cut in, face flaming. "We're fine. We'll see you later." 

She hummed, and the adults left the room. James dropped his head to the table. 

"I thought it couldn't possibly be worse than the last time." 

"It wasn't; they didn't finish this time," Sirius muttered from behind his hands. "Let's just forget that ever happened." 

Girl-Sirius wasn't quite so willing to let it go though. "What did you mean when you said you wished you could have two Sirius's?" 

"Well Sirius is the best thing ever, so if I have two of them, than the world is twice as amazing." James stated it so plainly; he'd thought about this before. 

"You really are head over heels, aren't you?" Jamie said. 

"You say that like it's a bad thing. Frankly, I don't understand why you're not bothered by not being with him. Her," he corrected with a frown. "The Sirius in your universe. It's just weird to think that we're the same person but you don't care about that. I've been half in love with him from the moment we met, but you're busy chasing after Lily." 

"Not to take sides," Sirius said, "but you chased Lily for a while." 

"That is totally different. I chased Lily because I didn't know if you were bent. You might remember that I stopped the moment I found out." 

Sirius thought back and- bugger, yeah, James really had done that. "Huh. You're totally love struck with me." 

"It's my natural state of being," James said, nodding. "But whatever, let's deal with the tossers who've decided they're better apart." 

"We're not better apart," Girl-Sirius said, rolling her eyes. "We're just... not dating. It's not a big deal. Mates don't have to be shagging to be close." 

"Peter and Remus will be so relieved to hear that," Sirius said flatly. 

"Before we get back into time turner shite, can I kiss you?" Jamie asked, looking at Sirius. She had her arms crossed on top of the table and was leaning forward a little. 

Sirius glanced at James, who shrugged. It was just another version of James, and he wouldn't mind that. Would it even really count as kissing another person? Sure this version of James wasn't dating him, but it was James. "Sure." 

Jamie grinned. Merlin, she really did look so much like him. "Aces. Erm, not right this second though, because I don't want everyone to stare." 

"Everyone would include my boyfriend and your best mate; it's not like a big audience." 

"I don't know what blokes are like," Girl-Sirius said dryly, "but for girls, we don't watch our friends snog people." 

"Sounds like you could be having more fun," James said with a wink. "Relax, we'll figure out how to get you home, they'll kiss, and we'll all live happily ever after." 

"That's a very strange fairy tale," Jamie said. 

"Those are the best kind," Sirius said, smirking. 

[tennesseestellamccartney]

Hey Taylor (@taylorswift )(and everyone else)

It's Nikkie! Today ( August sixth) is ONE YEAR from when I met you! This month also marks FIVE YEARS from when you followed me here on Tumblr. Time needs to stop moving. I'm 20 now; I'm not okay with this.

Anyways.

Last time I wrote you an update was back in May. I'm still really bad with remembering on the sixth. You do something for close to four years, and then try to change it... It's hard lol.

I guess I'll start where I left off and go from there. That guy that I mentioned in the last update? Still complicated. Not as complicated, because there's nothing outwardly romantic about our relationship anymore. But still complicated. I've come to I**e him, and it sucks. I don't want to say it, but it's true. I've talked to a couple other guys since then, but it just doesn't sit well with me.

As for the mutual friend of ours, she blocked me on social media when I decided to take a break for a week or so. With no explanation. I wasn't mad then, and I'm not mad now. It hurt, but I wasn't surprised. At least when I stop being friends with someone, I tell them why. I saw her once while she was walking to work and I was doing door greeter duty. It gave me a full on panic attack. Luckily my managers are super receptive to that kind of thing, and can let me cool down.

Speaking of work, I went back in June. I was offered more hours, so I'm working 25-30 hours per week. This is only temporary, since the store I'm working for closes permanently in September, but I'm taking all the hours I can get. It was really overwhelming at first, but I asked for my days off to be split up and it made it much more managble.

Honestly, my life has mostly been work, sleep, repeat. I have hung out with friends a few times though. On the fourth of July, I hung out with one of my friends before she went into work ( she's a caption teller who works nights), and then Meg drove down from Phoenix to see me! We got Eegees (a Tucson sandwich and slushy place that I love) and did sparklers!

When you announced folklore I was actually with Ashleigh ( the caption teller). We had a wine night and watched parks and rec. (I am sorry to say, not a fan of red wine. We had Moscotto and Apple Cider. That's more my vibe). I had woken up to use the bathroom and noticed that the Glendale Gals group chat was lighting up at 5am. I woke Ashleigh up with "TS8 At Midnight" and I think that's a moment I'll never forget. (Although my favorite album announcement was when you announced rep during my senior year English class and I couldn't function).

"Mad Woman" speaks to my soul honestly. It's probably one one of my favorite songs you've ever written. I also weirdly relate to "August" and "this is me trying". Every song has lines that hit me like a buttersock to the face though, so good job.

Finally, I released music too! I remember when I met you I wasn't sure if and how I was going to release more music. I had told you Puppeteer had 2-3k streams (it had 4800), now it's up to 10k! And the new single, Traitor already has 1k! Traitor is a synthpop track that is produced by Ines Fernandes. I've mentioned before that I met her on stan Twitter... That's the one good thing that came out of that. I actually wrote it the night after my ex broke up with me. Needless to say, I'm proud of it. It got playlisted on a playlist called "Pop Songs Everyday", which is super cool. It however, has also been declined by a ton of publications and playlisters. I also used the "Hot or Not" feature on submithub and it averaged 50/100... Which didn't make me feel too great. I'm expecting to drop an album at the end of this year/early next year, so I'll have plenty of chances for my music to get playlisted.

So that's everything that I wanted to tell you.... I cannot believe it's been a year. I miss you more than words can describe. Thank you for creating the art that you do, and the world you've built for millions across the globe. Words cannot describe how much I admire that and want to emulate it someday.

Sending you so so much love right now,

-Nikkie 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 (17 hearts. You know why).

PS: I cut my hair a month after we met and its already back... Lame.

[bobasheebaby]

125 How I Met Your Mother Prompts

More prompts this one is mega long but broken up by character. I think it’s a pretty good mix of funny and angsty. Break at 15.

Barney Stinson

1 “You know what NAME needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.”

2 “A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.”

3 “ It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!”

4 “Suit up!”

5 “Believe it or not, I was not always as I am today.”

6 “I realized that I'm searching, searching for what I really want in life. And you know what? I have absolutely no idea what that is.”

7 “Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest boy/girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”

8 “Whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.”

9 “Three days. We wait three days to call a man/woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait... True story.”

10 “There’s three rules of cheating: 1. It’s not cheating if you’re not the one who’s married. 2. It’s not cheating if his/her name has two adjacent vowels. 3. And it's not cheating if he’s/she’s from a different area code.”

11 “I peed in an alley which happened to have a church which I did not see because I was drunk.”

12 “I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?” “I guess, because you're almost as messed up as I am.”

13 “In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.”

14 “Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.”

15 “Here’s the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.”

16 “God, it’s me, NAME. What up? I know we don’t talk much, but I know a lot of guys/girls call out your name because of me.”

17 “Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can’t. You’re way out of practice and he’s/she’s way too hot for you. So, remember, it’s not about scoring. It’s about believing you can do it, even though you probably can’t. Go get ‘em, tiger!”

18 “De — wait for it — nied! Denied! We’re goin’ out tomorrow night.”

19 “Step six is called purg— wait for it. Keep waiting. Keep waiting for all of eternity only to discover that there’s no escape —atory.”

20 “I think tonight is going to be de — wait for it — lightful.”

21 “Ted, tonight is gonna be — wait for it — dary! Wait, no, that’s not it. How do I usually say it?”

22 “You watch, NAME, tonight is going to be legen— it’s the night we stole a camel! Which means it will be full of drama —dary.”

23 “I’m just gonna grab this star to put on top of the tree. It’s gonna be legend— wait for it —merry.”

24 “Haaaave you met NAME?”

25 “Challenge accepted!”

Robin Scherbatsky

26 “Oh, come on, ref! I haven't seen that much hooking go unpunished since my last trip to Vegas.“

27 “Just be yourself. Say something nice.” “Which one? I can't do both.”

28 “Before you know it, you'll be marrying a man/woman who once ate a vanilla-scented candle!” “That was on me. I shouldn't have left it in the kitchen. Though, it was lit. Man, he/she dumb.”

29 “Destined? Aren't you tired of waiting for destiny, NAME? Isn't it time to make your own destiny?“

30 “NAME was great.” “Exactly, and you threw it all away to chase after some hot piece of ass.” “You mean you?” “Thank you!”

31 “Oh, we're busting apple bags? I can bust apple bags.“

32 “NAME, I am not ready for them to find out about us.” “Then you're gonna have to stay in there for the entire trilogy. Don't worry, it's only 382 minutes.” “Nerd!”

33 “You know NAME? Been thinking about it. Guess it's kind of nice you're such a bad-ass.” “It's pretty bad-ass you're so nice, NAME.”

34 “14 seconds! And already some dingdong is stepping up, thinking he can get some of this broke off.”

35 “But timing is a bitch.”

36 “Well, maybe this isn't a breakup. Maybe this is two friends getting back together.“

37 “There's something between us. Maybe my head was saying, 'nip it in the bud', because my heart was saying something else ...”

38 “I just finished a seven-day cleanse.” “I thought you just started that yesterday.” “I finished early, okay?”

39 “NAME! I just had a great idea!” “Oh, do whatever you want to me, just don't wake me up.”

40 “Okay, I've missed you. Not in a 'we're gonna make out' way, not even in an 'I forgive you' way. Just in an 'I've missed you' way.”

41 “I may not love you the way you love me, but I do love you.”

42 “But ... umm.”

43 “Why am I constantly looking for reasons not to be happy?”

44 “Oh, that’s right. I’m alone.”

45 “I’m gonna give you summer teeth ... some’re here, some’re there.”

46 “You can’t run back to the past because it’s familiar.”

47 “Nobody asked you, NAME.”

48 “It’s one thing to not want something. It’s another to be told you can’t have it.”

49 "I am never going to have closure. Okay, closure doesn't exist."

50 “You are going to miss out on something great.”

Ted Mosby

51 "If you're not scared then you're not taking a chance. And if you're not taking a chance, then what the hell are you doing anyway?"

52 “You can ask the universe for signs all you want but ultimately we'll only see what we want to see...when we're ready to see it.”

53 "Nothing good happens after 2:00 am… when 2:00 am rolls around, just go home and go to sleep."

54 "The more you fight it, the worse it’s gonna get. It’s like when your car slides on ice, you steer into the skid."

55 "Sorry, Peter. We're grown ups now, we can't fly to Nevrland with you anymore."

56 "I wound up shame-eating the whole pizza. I woke up all greasy and sweaty. My sheets looked like what they wrap deli sandwiches in. Maybe I should join a gym. Do you go to a gym?"

57 "People make fun of the guy/girl who stays home every night doing nothing, but the truth is that guy/girl is a genius.”

58 “Love doesn't make sense! You can't logic your way into or out of it. Love is totally nonsensical. But we have to keep doing it or else we're lost and love is dead, and humanity should just pack it in. Because love is the best thing we do.”

59 “Everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to recover from a breakup.”

60 “There are a lot of little reasons why the big things in our lives happen.”

61 “There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the guy/girl of your dreams and the day you marry him/her.”

62 ““I’m crazy about you. I think we should be together. What do you say?” “Yes. No. Maybe.” “Those are the three options.”

63 “The littlest thing can cause a ripple effect that changes your life.”

64 “It's kind of insane how much happened in just a day and a half.”

65 “Whether a gesture's charming or alarming, depends on how it's received.”

66 “Because sometimes even if you know how something's gonna end that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride.”

67 “Shouldn't we hold out for the person who doesn't just tolerate our little quirks but actually kinda likes them?”

68 “I used to be in such a hurry all the time. Everything was so urgent. Now I figured, if it's going to happen it'll happen when it happens. I'm not going anywhere, he’s/she's not going anywhere. What's the rush, right?”

69 “I think for the most part if you're really honest with yourself about what you want out of life, life gives it to you.”

70 “We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden, even from our closest friends, that in those rare times when we do open up, it's amazing how minor those secrets all end up being.”

71 “You may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone's face, but there's a third option: You can just let it go, and only when you do that is it really gone and you can move forward.”

72 “I'm sorry, when I'm excited I abbreviate words I shouldn't.”

73 “We gotta wait for the real thing, no matter how tough it gets.”

74 “When you believe in people, people come through.”

75 “If you love something, you can never let it go. Not even for a second. Or it's gone forever.“

76 “Hey ref! Check your voicemail, I think you've missed a few calls!“

77 “Turns out, when you projectile vomit on skates, you roll right into the spray.“

78 “NAME, if you asked a hundred people: 'Who's the worst person you could possibly date?' They'd all say 'your therapist', except the ones saying 'NAME'.”

79 “Sometimes our best decisions are the ones that don't make any sense at all.“

80 “We've always been a trio! We're right up there with Batman and Robin and Alfred. Romeo and Juliet and the apothecary. Salt and pepper and cumin.“

Lily Aldrin

81 “You guys dated before. That time counts. The clock doesn't reset to zero. It un-pauses from where you left off.”

82 “We struggle so hard to hold on to these things that we know are gonna disappear eventually. And that’s really noble.”

83 “You can’t just skip ahead to where you think your life should be.”

84 “I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake but you don't really know it's a mistake because the only way to really know it's a mistake is to make the mistake and look back and say 'yep, that was a mistake.' So really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake, because then you'd go your whole life not knowing if something is a mistake or not.”

85 “Yes, I'm in a rotten mood. No, I don't want to talk about it. Yes, this has booze in it. No, it's not my first.”

86 “The 'no more surprises'-thing is the best part of being married.”

87 “So, what do you want to do tonight? Drink ourselves blind, set a car on fire? Oh, watch a movie that doesn't start with a desk lamp jumping on top of a capital 'I'?”

88 “Baby, you're like 20 slutty chicks all rolled into one.” “Sweet-talk is not gonna change my mind!”

89 “So this is what you guys do? You invite other couples over for dinner, to judge them and feel superior?” “Oh, grow up, NAME, that's why any couple invites anyone over ever!”

90 “I think my soul just threw up a little bit.“

91 “Your heart's talking to you, NAME. Do you have the guts to listen to it?”

92 “I don't care if the dishes aren't done, okay? If you care, you do it.” “Great, then I don't care if you have an orgasm. If you care, you do it.”

93 “Who wants hot-wings?” “I'm in... or maybe we should just pour hot-sauce on NAME, since he's/she’s a total chicken.”

94 “I hate how you're always right.” “It's my best, and most annoying, trait.“

95 “Sex now, we'll do the foreplay after.“

96 “NAME check it! Three blond babies drinking bad-decision-juice at eight o'clock.”

97 “If you keep lying to me, if you keep cutting me out of decisions, if you keep using words like winning and losing when you talk about our marriage, you are going to lose me.”

98 “Why not just say goodbye to the bad things?”

99 “Say goodbye to all the times you felt lost, to all the times it was a no instead of a yes, to all the scrapes and bruises, to all the heartache.”

100 “Where’s the poop, NAME? Where’s the poop?”

Marshall Eriksen

101 “Hey I have given up peeing in the shower for you!”

102 “Why does he/she keep doing this? He meets them. He/She likes them way too much. He/She goes way too big too soon. He/She ends up blowing it. I can't take this any more. He's/She’s fallen in love so many times now.”

103 “Ow! Paper cut ... Death is all around us.”

104 “This is a pie chart describing my favorite bars. And this is a bar graph describing my favorite pies.”

105 “It's a little late but WHAT THE BALLS IS THIS?”

106 “Hey baby, it's me. Can you bail me out of jail? I thought I saw big foot in Central Park so I tackled him. But it turned out to be Russell Brand.”

107 “Being in a relationship is hard. And committing, making sacrifices it's hard. But if it's the right person, it's easy. Looking at that guy/girl, and knowing he’s/she's all you really want out of life, that should be the easiest thing in the world. And if it's not like that then he’s/she's not the one.”

108 “Here's the thing, NAME. I'm snuggly. You're not. Who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning? Wrapped in comfort and it's raining outside and there's muffins warming in the oven. I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.”

109 “He’s:She's never seen Star Wars?! NAME, the only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars. And that's cause they lived them, NAME! That's cause they lived the Star Wars.”

110 “Love died. The love that made you all believe in love, that's dead now.”

111 “I’ve never asked NAME to do anything ‘no questions asked’ because I never wanted to. He’s/She’s the love of my life. I never keep anything from him/her.”

112 “Happy Slapsgiving!”

113 “This is what I miss about being in a couple. I always had someone to go to concerts with, or farmer's market, or brunch. God, I miss brunch!” “Well, I guess you could - well, you could try going to brunch alone.” “Oh, you don't think I've tried?” [FLASHBACK]  “Table for one.” “One... Couple?” “Um, no, just me.” “Really? For brunch?” “You're right. Who am I kidding?” [Leaves restaurant. End of Flashback] “Oh, the Popover Pantry! That place is great. Can we go get brunch tomorrow?” “Of course, sweetie.” “Can I go with you guys?” “Really? For brunch?”

114 “That’s life, you know. We never end up where you thought you wanted to be.”

115 “That cake. Best cake I ever had. Seriously, my stomach was like, ‘Hey bro, I don’t know what you’re eating cause I don’t have any eyes but it’s basically awesome, so keep sending it down Gullet Alley.’”

116 “Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want.”

117 “I’m a good boyfriend/girlfriend in my sleep.”

118 “You have to let me dance my own battles.”

119 “One good deed leads to another and another.”

120 “Look at us, riding around in a limo, eating hot dogs…it’s like we’re the president.”

121 “All hail beercules!”

122 “I don’t know what to do with my hands. What do I normally do with my hands?”

123 “Hey, baby.” “We hate NAME now. Get on board or the sexting stops.” “NAME’s a son of a bitch!”

124 “Are these chicken wings or angel wings? God, I love these things.”

125 “Oh, and you think you can step up to me? To me?!”

[taterztots]

wip - last modifed 5/17/18. - part 2

”well, now that you mention it, a tuna sandwich doesn't sound that bad right now. I'm starving!”

...

 When Jackie asked the white cat he had just rescued from a dirty alley and had considerably brought back with him to his apartment, if he would like some of the canned tuna he had in his pantry, he wasn't really expecting an answer. I mean, why would he? It was a cat!

 But here they were now, Jackie, clutching to the cabinet door as if his life depended on it, and the cat, sitting on top of the counter with a mischievous grin on his face.

 ” I'm... Excu... What?”

 ”Well, beggars can't be choosers, right? That’s how that saying goes, isn't it? Something or other, I don't know. Oh, the name’s Marvin by the way! Thanks for helping me back there ..not that I really needed it, I could've done it myself you know... Hey, are you ok?”

 Jackie had turned by then, in the middle of the rambling he had removed himself from the clutches of his fears, ready to face this, talking cat!

 Except what he found there, swinging his legs happily over the counter as he talked, was definitely not a cat.

 At least half his face still looked like a cat, but that was clearly a mask now. A cat mask on an obviously human face.

 ” who... What are you?!”

 The man grins, ”I told you already, I'm Marvin! Marvin, the Magnificent!” and he quickly adds, ”I'm a magician”

 Jackie scoffs

 ”Hey, don't be rude!”

 ”I..” and he scoffs again, ”I'm not being rude, you’re being rude! You were a cat! I brought you into my home, I...” realization hits him then, wide eyes filled with panic, ”I took my mask off in front of you”

 ”Hey, it’s fine, I swear” but Jackie is breathing hard, looking frantic as he claws at his chest.

 Marvin jumps from the counter, hands outstretched in front of him as he takes measured steps towards the panicking hero, ”Jackieboy, breath, alright, it’s fine I promise, I won't tell anyone” he tries to reassure but Jackie shakes his head backing further away from him. Well, he certainly fucked this meeting up, didn't he?

 ”hey, I know, here, I’ll take my mask off also, then you can know what I look like too and we’ll be even, alright?”

 He doesn't wait for an answer, already pushing the mask up to reveal his face before he even finishes his sentence.

 And he realizes his mistake then as he watches Jackie’s eyes roll back and his knees buckle, managing to catch him before he hit the floor and hurt himself.

 ”well Marv, you certainly aren't the smartest of the bunch, now are you?” he scolds himself as he dragged the unconscious hero out of the kitchen, to the couch a few feet away. ”You couldn't have waited for the guy to calm down before you showed him his own face?! Like, my fucking god, you idiot, he was having a fucking panic attack because he showed you his face and your brilliant solution is to be like oh hey no worries we basically have the same face anyway so it doesn't matter, there’s actually like 5 others too, probably more-”

 ”hnn”

 ”oh! Hey! You're awake! How are you feeling? No, don't move! Be careful!”

 ”Mar?” his voice is rough, and his head is pounding but he does what the magician tells him, giving up on trying to sit up.

 ”Yeah, what is it? Do you need water? Want me to get you a pillow? Some aspirin-”

 ”you talk a lot”

 ”yeah, I know, it’s a problem, I do it when I'm nervous” that’s all he says then, and Jackie shoots him a reassuring smile, watching him with one eye open.

 ”I'm sorry for freaking out over my mask, it was stupid of me”

 ”Hey, come on, no it wasn't” Marvin reached up to touch his own mask, ”I know what it’s like, to want to hide, to protect yourself, or... I'm guessing in your place, to protect others? Your family?”

 ”yeah”

 ”you’re not freaking out about our face anymore, is that alright? Should I worry? I'm an idiot, I'm sorry I should have explained myself before just peeling off the mask”.

[foodloverforever0]

I’ll actually shoot you/ Jungkook part 2

Gender: Bts police agents au!

part 1 -part 2 - part 3

Description: You have been working in the BTS police station for three years now. You were in a team named alpha with six boys, but everything will change when the new guys come, who is the biggest brat you ever meet.

“He's a little demon on an ice stick with a Godzilla head!” - (Y/n)

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“You think he will tell him today?” “Of course he won't even if it was the end of the world he wouldn't tell him.” “O now, you two shouldn't be so mean, our Jimine is really trying.” “Yes, he's trying for two years.” “Could you three stop talking about me like I'm not here.” Jimin said as he crossed his arms, flopping onto his chair, with a huffish on his face. Hoseok gave him a milkshake trying to lighten up the mood of the younger. “Aww come on now Jiminie, there is always another time.” Jimin pouted, disappointed in himself. Hoseok turned to the other two. “So how about we-” Hoseok stopped talking while looking at you and Taehyung. You were dancing in the victory while Taehyung was bagging his head against the table. Jimin looked beside Hoseok as he signed. “Let me guess, you two made a bet again on me.” Hoseok laughed silently, as Taehyung cried and said. “ Yes! And every time I actually think you're going to confess I lose, thanks to you I'm broke for the next three months.” Jimin smacked Taehyungs head as you laughed like a maniac, with money in your hands. “It's always a pleasure to bet with you Taehyung. Count me in the next time.” You winked at him and Taehyung let out a cry as Jimin pouted even more at the realization you were betting on him again. Hoseok looked around, not wanting to deal with you three right now. His eyes landed on Jungkook, he just came into the cafeteria. Looking for a place to sit. It has been already a month since he came and he was on good terms with everybody from the team. Even you. After the drama with you pulling on his ear and Namoon taking you away, the next day he sated next to you, giving everybody coffee, but you were the only one that got sweets too. You remember him saying something like ‘Jin-hyung told me you sometimes tend to skip meals, so this is for the energy for this case.’ You were actually really touched, you didn't expect him to actually apologize. You were on good teams now, sure. But that doesn't mean you two still don't bitcher over stupid stuff. “Hey, Jungkook! Come here!” Jungkook turned towards the voice. He smiled his bunny smile as he saw all of you around the table. He sat down next to Jimon right opposite of you. he said to everyone a hello while opening his lunch box. Jungkook looked at Taehyung who still had his head against the table. “What did they bet about this time?” “They bet about Jimin’s confession.” Jimin formed about the fact that the topic was back as Taehyung was still crying. You were just fine, innocent and happily eating your sandwich. “I guess noona won again. Such a shame, I was ready to celebrate in her defeat.” Jimin laughed as he high fived Jungkook under the table where you can't see. You opened up your sandwich taking the cheese in your hand. “Better watch out you little brat, you wouldn't like me to crush all the disrespect that you have in your body.” Jungkook leaned his chin on his hands on the table looking directly at you. “Awww noona, that would for sure make me a better kid. But don't you think you should find a better weight to crush me, I mean you couldn't even kill a bug with your weight.” In the next moment, the cheese that was once in your hand was now on Jungkook’s forehead, the end of it was right on the tip of Jungkook’s nose. Hoseok and Taehyung started dying from the laughter and Jimin put a hand onto his mouth, hiding his giggles. “Watch your mouth brat, before I decide to wash it off with a toothbrush and shampoo of coconut.” You moved your outstretched hand back to your sandwich taking another bite. Jungkook stayed in the same position, with cheese still on his forehead. “What are you kids doing?” Taehyung jumped at the voice, pulling the body to sit next to him. “Hyung! (Y/n)-noona is being mean again!” Yoongi patted Taehyugn’s head, giving him a tissue to clean his face. “Hyung!” Taehyung pouted making a kissing face with puppy eyes. Yoongi rolled his eyes, giving Taehung a peck on the lips. Taehyung made a satisfied noise, sitting down on his place again. Yoongi sat down next to him followed by Namjoon and Seokjin. Seokjin took a sit on the end of the table next to Jungkook and you. he didn't even try to ask what happened and Namjoon looked at the both of you weirdly. “What did you two fight about again?” Namjoon took a seat next to Jimin, putting one hand behind his chair, making Jimin blush. “Don't worry Namjoon, I was just learning Jungkook how to behave.” The cheese finally fell form Jungkook’s face, falling on the table. Jungkook looked a the ceiling, shaking his head slightly. “To think she is supposed to be older than me but acts like a three-year-old.” “Hey!” You say loudly taking the salad form your sandwich, pointing it at Jungkook again. He ignored you, taking a bite of his own lunch. It made you slightly angry, but at least he didn't say anything back this time. Namjoon smiled. “So what did you all talk about before we came here, it looked like (Y/n)-noona won a battle how she danced.” Taehyung smiled, rolling his eyes. “O, you know just how Jimin likes y- “I LIKE SOMEONE FROM THE TEAM GAMMA!” Jimin jumped on his feet, blushing madly while trying to calm down his breathing. You all moved a little further from him, surprised by the sudden yell. Namjoon blinked a few times while you all facepalmed, not believing your eyes and ears. To be true, you all tired to help Jimin confess at least once, but the leader was so obvious he wouldn't get it even if someone scream he wanted to fuck him. You remember when you two were working on the case together. You were at the victim's house, taking evidence from them. It was a young girl around her twenties and she reported that her ex got into her house and broke everything. You just looked amazed as the girl tried to flirt with Namjoon, but the guy just wouldn't get it. “You look so hot, officer.” “Do I? Maybe the temperature in your apartment is too high.” or “You could come over to protect me from my ex.” “Ah, don't worry that's why we're going to arrest him, so you won't have to see him again.” You had no words. You felt bad for Jimin honestly. “You like someone? From the Team Gamma?” Namjoon asked with a raised eyebrow. “Y-yes act-tually, for so-some time now.” Jimin said still blushing, trying not to make a big deal out of it as he drank his milkshake. Namjoon smiled. “That's great Jimine! Hope they like you too!” Namjoon stood up, looking at his watch. “I should head back, I still have a lot of paperwork to do. See ya later guys!” Namjoon waved one last time as he turned around and got our fo cafeteria. Jimin waited a few more seconds before he smacked Taehyung under the table with his leg, making Taehyung jump a little saying an ‘ow’. “You little brat! Why would you say something like that!” Taehyung rubbed his leg under the table. “I wanted to see his reaction hyung! But like always I cannot read Namjoon-hyung! It's irritating honestly.” Taehyung tiled his head to the right, closing his eyes. Taehyung was a ‘lie detector’ how you called him. He got a name like that because of his ‘people reading knowledge’. Usually, you would use a robot for that, but some people know how to make it seem like they don't lie. Like on one of your first official cases with Team Alpha where Tahyung was in the watching room with you and Namjoon as Hoseok was questioning a suspect. You were all quiet watching Hoseok question when suddenly Taehyung got out of the room and walked into the questioning room. He sat next to Hoseok asking the person some questions, on the lie detector it was saying ‘truth’ while everything that the suspect said was a lie, it didn't match the crime scene. When Taehyung pressured them a little, they lost their cool and that was when the lie detector finally caught something, so your team doesn't use machines anymore, but Taehyung. You guessed that's how he and Yoongi got together. Yoongi doesn't show his emotions or better said doesn't know how to. So with Taehyung, it was easier to say ‘I love you’. They never said they got together, one day they just seemed closer, till Yoongi kissed Taehyung for the first time in front of you guys. But you all kinda already knew. The only problem there was, was that Taehyung could never read Namjoon and it always got on his nerves. Hoseok stood up. “I'm going to, I still have a lot of unfinished jobs to do.” You took the last sip of your drink and got up following Hoseok. “I'm going to. I can't wait till I get my hands on the ruru fudu things.” You moved your hands a little higher, moving your fingers like you were playing piano, but in a creepy way. “Don't break your bones while moving so fast noona! Your to old to move like that!” JUngkook dodged a rock that you trowed at him, giving him a middle finger as you walked backwards towards the doors of the cafeteria mouthing a ‘brat’ while almost bumping into people o the way.

You walked in silence towards Namjoon’s office. You were just about to open up the body to see the applied damage as you got a called form Namjoon needing you in the office. You just prayed the god that he didn't break another shelf like last six ones. You opened the doors not bothering to knock. “Namjoon you better have not broken something again.” You froze in your place, with one leg in the air as you saw Jungkook standing in front of Namjoon’s desk. “What’s happening here?” You walked next to Jungkook. He had an irritated expression on his face as he looked down on you before he turned to Namjoon again. You thought it was just him playing around so you didn't think much about it. “We need to find more tracks for the case and since you did this a hundred times before I hoped you could go with Junkook this time.” You looked at Namjoon than at Jungook. “Can’t one of the boys do it, I need to make a lot of tests and examine a lot of bodies Namjoon.” You really didn't have anything against going with Jungkook, you just had a tight schedule that was going to get messed up and besides, you believe Jungkook himself would enjoy more if one of the boys would go. “All of the boys are busy, and I know Jungkook is capable of doing this on his own, but it would be for the best if two would go.” You sighed. “Ok, fine- “I don't need her to go.” It was silent for a moment before Jungkook started talking again. “I can do it on my own. I did this stuff in my old station all the time, besides.......I don't need her to hold me down.” You were in shock. You thought everything was ok between you two. Apparently not. Namjoon answered. “Sorry to disappoint you Jungkook, I believe you could do this on your own, but I need you to at least try to work together.” Jungkook poked his cheek with his tongue. “I really think it would be better if I go on my own. For my and mostly her safety besides she probably doesn't even know how to shoot.” You didn't know how to answer. Does he hate you that much? Were you that irritating? “I mean, she bumps into people 24/7 and she acts like a little child so-. Jungkook was interrupted when you suddenly fired a gun. Namjoon jumped a little at the sound looking at where you shot. You put down the gun throwing it at Namjoon’s desk. “Fine, I'll work with Jungkook, tell the victim we will be at their house at eight a.m. Not sooner or later.” You turned around walking out of the doors. Jungkook’s eyes followed you. He finally realized how he sounded and he felt like a total dick. The worst thing is he didn't mean anything he said, he just didn't know how to say it differently which sound stupid when he says it in his head.

The next day you were waiting for Jungkook to show his ass in the park, not too far from the victim's house. It was a little chilly in the mornings, but you didn't mind it much. “Hello, noona.” You turned your head to the right. and there was Jungkook. He was dressed casually, with jeans white t-shirt and timberlands on his feet. “Hello, Jungkook.” You smiled a little. You calmed down from yesterday and if Jungkook really doesn't want to be friends, you can't do anything about it. You were just going to behave with him like everybody else. “Come on, we have a long day before us.” You said as you turned around walking into the opposite direction of the location you two were supposed to go. “Wasn’t the house this way?” Jungkook asked confused. “O I know.” “You know?” “Yes.” “Then why are we going in the opposite direction?” Jungkook looked like a lost puppy and you tried so hard not to laugh. “First I wanna go somewhere.” Jungkook was ready to fight but was stopped when you got inside of a cafe. The name said ‘IDC about your opinion!’ and in smaller words was a hole text below it. Jungkook followed behind you, sitting opposite of you. You chose a place beside the window so you two got a pretty view. A lady took your orders as you both told her what you want. For Jungkook it was a little awkward, he wanted to apologize but it was so much harder than it seemed. “So did you read about the victim.” You asked looking at your fresh tee as you happily drink from it. Jungkook looked at you weirdly. “Why did you take me here?” Jungkook ignores your question as he moved his eyes on his of tee. “It's your first time working with me.” Jungkook looked at you again. You were looking out of the window. “When it’s someones the first time I always take them to a cafe. I even made Yoongi come with me.” You smiled a little thinking of hard it was to get the older to come with you. “How did you get Yoongi-hyung to go with you?” Jungkook asked surprised. Usually, when any of you ask him to join he would refuse, the only one that can get him to join is Taehyun, but there is no surprise in that. “A small birdy told me his favorite place.” Jungkook could imagine Taehyung telling you about where to take Yoongi as you nod your head too many times to count. It was time for you two to go Jungkook was ready to pay but you were already on it. “Why did you pay for me?” You just laughed. “I was taking you out silly.” Jungkook blushed but hid it with his coat. “Well! Next time I’ll take you out noona!” Jungkook marched forward going a little in front of you. You followed close behind him before you hurried to walk next to him. You smiled as you looked forward. Jungkook was not good with words or expressing himself. 

But you were really excited for the next time you two are going to be on a case together.

AMEN! it’s done! I hope you all enjoyed this chapter!

check out my other stories on the master list and stories that are yet to come!

[bastionkeeper]

Taako somehow gets hurt and he's on the good shit. Taako just watches Joaquin play games usually because the colors are bright and pretty and the TV makes funny noises while he plays. Joaquin Doesn't mind, he however made the mistake of playing a Kirby game First. Joaquin had to drag Taako's giant Kirby pillow (basically a bed) down so he could give Kirby a hug while he played. Taako slept through most of the gameplay, but Kirby has good music, so when he was awake he liked it lots

2) Joaquin just pats Taakos head while he relaxes and saves dreamland. When he beats it he tells Taako Kirby wants to sleep for a while, and that pacifies him before he starts to ask questions. Honey is just sitting on Taako's lap, making sure they don't move too much and upset their stitches. Joaquin plays a lot of Overwatch too, and Taako just asks Joaquin why Kravitz is on the TV and so Grumpy. Joaquin fucking loses it and just quietly tells Taako "because he doesn't get any kisses"

3) Taako fully accepts that and asks Joaquin if he can tell Kravitz that he can have as many kisses as he wants when he gets home. Joaquin, trying to compose himself, just nods before going back to playing. They have lunch (stew for Taako, A couple of sandwiches for Joaquin.) and Taako just fucking sleeps for the rest of the afternoon after that. When he wakes up he's confused because he's hurting, but he's on his Kirby pillow? Joaquin is here? Why does he hurt????

4) (sorry for the gap) Honey just goes to get Joaquin, and Angus who's home from school now, and Taako is really confused because he doesn't remember getting hurt? Or anything from yesterday to be honest and that's worrisome to him because his memory is already fucked. Joaquin and Angus fill him in with what happened, apparently Taako fell down the stairs and Dex or not he had a nasty land and fucked up his leg. Kravitz gets home a bit after and is glad to see Taako is Lucid.

5) Taako however tries to still cook, Kravitz is all like "Dove, no, you're hurt please rest or at least sit down and watch me make dinner please?" Joaquin and Taako walk him through the steps, while Taako focus's more on helping Angus with his homework because this boy is smart but he worries about tests so much. Joaquin takes a picture because Taako's smiling happily and he knows Kravitz will want that for the family scrap book. It hits him that he's been adopted by a Wizard and a Reaper. Huh.

Sorry Honey didn’t make an appearance I forgot all about her until I was nearly done!!! :(

Not even cleric magic could completely cure a stabbing that bad. Luckily modern medicine was on the rise in Faerun, so after Taako was run through by a rather angry fighter, the moonbase medical team managed to get him stitched up in time. 

Kravitz had been so angry hearing about the bandits that had nearly killed Taako just for a couple of his rings, that once he was sure Taako was stable and back safe at home, he rushed out to find the bastards and make them wish they’d never been born.

That left Joaquin with a rather drugged up elf with a gaping stomach wound who had strict orders not to leave the couch or bed unless absolutely necessary. 

“Wh’sat?” Taako asked, leaning over Joaquin’s shoulder and gesturing towards the Earthen setup. The teen had brought his playstation and television from the plane of thought, something that was now possible thanks to Lucas Miller bringing electricity to most of the upper class. 

“I’m gonna play some Overwatch,” Joaquin explained. 

“Wha? Dude you’re....you’re speaking...wha’s the word....gibberish,” Taako groaned, rubbing at his temples. He slumped back onto the couch, hissing with pain and clutching at his stitches. 

“Uh-uh, don’t touch those,” Joaquin pulled Taako’s hands away quickly.

“But they itch,” Taako complained. 

“Do you want me to put you in a cone?” Joaquin joked. 

“Cone of cold....s’level five evocation...” Taako murmured. Joaquin shrugged, the wizard wasn’t exactly all there at the moment so it wasn’t fair to expect him to make any sense. 

He played his game for awhile, making sure to keep a glass of water where Taako could reach and ushering him back to the couch whenever he tried to leave, which wasn’t often to be fair. Taako was pretty tired, he dozed off more than a few times. It didn’t help that he was on round the clock pain pills that Joaquin guessed where the fantasy equivalent of oxy. 

“Hey.”

Joaquin looked up. He was sitting with his back against the couch so Taako had room enough to stretch out. The elf was laying on his side, and had lightly patted Joaquin’s curly hair with one hand to get his attention.

“Yeah?”

“Wha’s Kravitz doin’ in your game?”

Joaquin snickered, this wasn’t the first time Taako had made such a joke about Reaper, but it was certainly the first time he’d actually believed it was Kravitz in the game. 

“Oh you know, reaper stuff,” Joaquin said, casually using his ult as he explained. If he didn’t get play of the game for that one he’d sue. He was channeling wifi across the planes that alone was play of the game worthy. 

“He looks so grumpy,” Taako hummed. “He gets like that when he’s hungry or when he’s tired.”

“Nah, it’s not that, he just needs kisses.” Joaquin said with a grin. 

“Oh shit, dawg...listen...” Taako grabbed Joaquin’s cheeks, squishing them. “I can do that.”

“Yeph you shure cahn,” Joaquin said through squished lips. 

It was at that moment that a portal opened into the living room and Kravitz stepped out, looking vicious with a glare and blood covered clothes. Joaquin shivered. It was easy to forget his two goofy fantasy dads were actually...you know...a powerful wizard and a grim reaper who killed people as easily as he killed video game characters. 

“How are you feeling, my dove?” Kravitz asked Taako, running a hand through the elf’s hair. The other hand went to cup his cheek softly. 

“C’mere!” Taako insisted, and Kravitz complied, kneeling down next to the couch and putting his face close to Taako’s. Taako immediately started covering the man in kisses until Kravitz was giggling and kissing him back. 

“What’s this all about?” he asked. 

“S’cause you were grouchy, nerd,” Taako slurred. “Lemme kiss the smile back onto ya.”

“Only if I can kiss you back,” Kravitz beamed, kissing Taako several times. 

Kravitz went to change out of his bloodied clothes, meanwhile Joaquin paused his game so he could go and get Taako’s pills for the next dose. He was paused by a knock at the door which turned out to be Angus home from school. 

“Do you knock everytime?” Joaquin asked as he let the kid in. He was pretty sure Angus was living with Taako and Kravitz now, whenever he wasn’t staying in the dorms or visiting Magnus and Merle. 

“I just prefer being polite,” Angus said, blushing slightly. “Is Taako doing okay?”

“Ango!” Taako was at the door, silky bathrobe swaying like his usual trademark cloaks, dragon slippers shuffling on the tile. “Welcome home, kiddo.” He kissed Angus on each cheek and ruffled the kid’s hair. “After school snack?”

“I can make one for myself, sir!” Angus piped up. “You should really be resting!”

“Nah, ol’ Taako’s head is clear for the first time all day, I’m getting bored. Let me cook you something.”

“Taako, come on you know what the doctor’s said,” Joaquin said, but Taako was already on his way to the kitchen, humming happily. 

Angus sat down at the kitchen table, emptying his bookbag and opening a journal that was full of notes way more complicated than anything Joaquin had seen in twelfth grade algebra. Taako appeared to be fixing up some grilled cheeses, and Joaquin guessed that was simple enough that it was okay for him to do it. 

Kravitz disagreed once he came back downstairs and saw Taako at the stove-top. 

“My dove, we talked about this,” Kravitz said, gently pulling Taako away from the oven. “I can make the meals while you’re recovering, okay?”

“Awww, but I wanna cook for my man and my boys,” Taako said, teasingly poking Kravitz with the spatula. 

“Nope, you’re on bedrest, you shouldn’t even be up from the couch,” Kravitz took the spatula from Taako and took over the grilled cheeses. “If you take it easy I’ll let you stay in the kitchen with us but anymore rushing around and I’ll carry you straight up to bed.”

“Tough guy, huh?” Taako chuckled. “I don’t remember this concern when we first met and you tried to crack my head open like an egg.”

“There’s still time for that if you prefer,” Kravitz joked back with a smirk. Taako stuck his tongue out at Kravitz before turning to Angus. 

“Whatcha got there, kiddo?”

“Oh, it’s theory of magic homework,” Angus showed Taako his notes, and the wizard nodded seriously at them. 

“Here, this part, you’re overthinking it,” Taako said pointing to a sigil Angus had drawn. The rest of what he said flew right over Joaquin’s head as the two got into the magic talk. Angus scooted his chair up close to Taako’s and put his elbows on the table, leaning in close to the elf. Joaquin grinned and snapped a few quick pictures with his cell phone, he knew Kravitz would like to see them later. 

It was a nice atmosphere in the kitchen, it had all the feeling of a lazy Saturday afternoon. Kravitz was humming symphony music as he served up sandwiches, Taako and Angus shared notes, Joaquin took pictures and interjected now and then with jokes and puns. 

A couple hours passed before Kravitz insisted Taako get some more rest. 

“I’m fine, y’treating me like glass...” Taako said, only to groan with pain as Kravitz helped him stand. “Okay....maybe...m’a little bit glass...”

“Come here, love,” Kravitz lifted Taako into his arms, careful not to brush against the stitches. “Angus, Joaquin, thanks for helping today.”

“No problem Mr. Kravitz,” Joaquin nodded. “Same time tomorrow?”

“I’ll be home tomorrow to take care of him,” Kravitz said. “....but, I could use some extra help. He is a handful when he’s ill.”

“I’m a handful all the time y’baby,” Taako stuck out his tongue, and then because he was still high as a kite and lovey dovey as always, licked Kravitz’s cheek and giggled. Kravitz gave Joaquin a deadpan look that seemed to say: you see what I mean?

“If you come back tomorrow, it’s my day off, you can teach me how to play your game!” Angus said excitedly. 

“Oh hell yeah,” Joaquin said, ruffling Angus’s hair. “Same time tomorrow then.”

The three locals said goodbye to Joaquin (Taako gave him a peck on the forehead) and the outerplaner headed home, sure to come back to his second home tomorrow.

[sbnkalny]

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