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I need like, a pvp mentor. I've learned how to play the single player game but I've only ever won a single pvp encounter

Invaders bowing before they attack you: cordial

Invaders bowing before and after they kill you: quite polite and respectful

Invaders bowing only after killing you: spitting on my grave, akin to tea bagging my corpse

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Invaders bowing before they attack you: cordial

Invaders bowing before and after they kill you: quite polite and respectful

Invaders bowing only after killing you: spitting on my grave, akin to tea bagging my corpse

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I got @notbanjoo for the DnDads Secret Santa and drew this piece based on the first episode of Kingdom Dad Monster!!! (I reeeeeally like how it turned out!!)

Thank you to @honeyspotpie for organizing this, you’ve done a great job!! ^_^

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The teens, once again.

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@burgershopsammi I think I've seen someone else making the same (very good) point recently, and in the YEARS I've been playing Skyrim, it never hit me !

...anyways, now I'm in the middle of a 13-(small) page comic, sooooo... Thanks for the extra dose of brainworms !

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drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

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chronic pain diagnoses are all like yeah we don't know what this is or why it happens. we also don't know how to treat it. good luck out there soldier

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rule #1 of the death note: the human whose name is written in this note shall die.

rule #2 of the death note: this note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.

rule #3 of the death note: be yourself and have fun ❤️

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I’m curious what is Rusty’s (aka GOATED Rat-Boyfriend) backstory?

He's from underneath Seattle

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I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!

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Campaign: Riptide

Ep: Dark Puckered Hole | 113

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I can't live without Saw Cleaver

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The three of them give me so much camping vibe, and my head canon is to imagine Gimli and Aragorn trying to explain games to Legolas, but he is the worst at it.

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New Secret Knots comic: "Cryptid".

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Here's some paintings I've done of people looking at screens. These are all available as prints on Inprnt: Art Prints by Ollie Jones - INPRNT I'm also selling a limited edition print of my piece 'Producer' at Black Dragon Press: Producer – Black Dragon Press

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using a big pot to cook a fuckton of food is awesome until you need to wash the pot and then its the worst thing ever

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Lazy drawing of the good hunter taking a nap