#hewwo it’s been a while!!

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current fandoms/hyperfixations go

ooh hi! ok let’s see-

Good Omens ofc

having a DnD hyperfixation rn

slight fashion research deep dive going on periodically

oh and im getting back into Kipo

what about you?

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some jjk colour studies :･ﾟ✧

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Growing my hair out so I can get a mullet. Even tho rn I just want to shave all my hair off.

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iiiii caaaaan't heeeeelp falling in loooooove wiiiiiith youuuuu

[crescentmoonrider]

A viper-lizard's tales, chapter 203 "Disentanglement"

in which Zuko tries to break old habits, both his and Jet's

read on ffn

read on ao3

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Dangersop: Hello me. (@dangersop)

(hello :3 long time no see

Well, this is awkward.

[ascheming]

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"One hears a lot on the grape vine, but I don't think I've actually had the displeasure of making your acquaintance. What's it, again? Goggles, or something?"

[doomxdriven]

On account of the Kido Corps being rather secretive in comparison to the Gotei 13 and even the Onmitsukido, only it's two highest ranks are widely known, that being the ranks of Kidō Corps Commander (its more formal and far more accurate name being Grand Kidō Chief) and Vice Kidō Chief, but the Kido Corps is a large organization (especially these days under Bansui), and having only two people of rank overseeing its functions would be highly inefficient.

In truth, the Kido Corps possess a structure similar to the Onmitsukido, being made up of five different squads, with each of them being overseen by a 'Chief Officer' who is subordinate to Bansui and his Vice Kidō Chief.

Bansui at one point tried to petition Central 46 to allow the establishment of up to thirteen squads within the Kido Corps (to mirror the Gotei 13), but after an intense debate in the Underground Assembly Hall between Bansui, the head's of the Gotei 13 and Onmitsukido, and Nayura Amakado (head of Central 46's more progressive faction), that petition was denied. The Kido Corps was allowed the establishment of two additional squads, however, bringing it up to the five it possesses in the current day (Post-Blood War anyway).

Each of the Kido Corps five squads is responsible for a specific area of the Kido Corps general duties, those being;

Amethyst Squad (紫水晶番隊, Shimizuakiraban-tai) - The Kido Corps main squadron, it is typically led by the Corps' Grand Kido Chief with the assistance of their Vice Kido Chief, but on account of Bansui having not chosen a Vice Chief yet, it is solely directed by him. Amethyst Squad's official duties are the overseeing of 'Spiritual Law' within the Soul Society and 'Direct Action'.

'Spiritual Law' is an umbrella term that encompasses a myriad of different aspects but normally, this translates into the squad monitoring Forbidden Kido usage within the Soul Society and prosecuting individuals who are caught perpetrating said act. Given Bansui's inclination to use Forbidden Kido himself (on-top of all the other fucked up things he does) you can imagine he doesn't prosecute users of Forbidden Kido fairly, if he prosecutes them at all (you know members of Central 46 and the Great Noble Families are getting massive passes here).

'Direct Action' refers to military-esque operations that are carried out in the name of the Kido Corps within and outside the Soul Society. While any of the Kido Corps squads can, with permission from Bansui, engage in 'Direct Action', Amethyst Squad are usually the one's carrying such acts out in 'official' capacity.

Crimson Squad (真紅番隊, Shinkuban-tai) - The Kido Corps second squadron, it's leadership is unknown but it is currently staffed. Crimson Squad's official duty is maintaining the Soul Society's main Senkaimon-- maintaining as in, ensuring it is stable, keeping a record of all who pass through it, and allowing (or denying) it's official use to those who wish to pass through.

More than that, Crimson Squad is also supposed to look for and shut down any other Senkaimon-like gateways within the Soul Society (since official law states that the Senkaimon is to be the ONLY gateway), but policy under Bansui has changed, allowing those of the nobility or those linked to Central 46 to possess their own gateways unhindered.

Jade Squad (翡翠番隊, Hisuiban-tai) - The Kido Corps third squadron, it's leadership is unknown but it is currently staffed. Jade Squad's official duty is 'maintaining' The Dangai and the associated Valley(s) of Screams, but the term 'maintaining' is used loosely here.

In truth, Jade Squad mostly ends up monitoring the Dangai and the various Valley(s) of Screams that connect to it, and while they will occasionally be sent out to deal with individuals identified as trespassers or other threats, they, like the rest of the Kido Corps, are rarely seen.

Azure Squad (紺碧番隊, Konpekiban-tai) - The Kido Corps fourth squadron, it's leadership is unknown, but it is currently staffed. Azure Squad's official duty revolves around tending to the various barriers and seals of importance around the Soul Society. When necessary, Azure Squad will erect, reinforce, or tear down important barriers and seals, though they often only enrage in the former two activities.

Somewhat related, since official law states that only Central 46, the Royal Guard, the Gotei 13, or the Kido Corps can erect permanent barriers or seals around the Soul Society, Azure Squad is often tasked with locating and removing 'unofficial' barriers and seals erected by individuals who lack proper authority (though naturally, thanks to Bansui, nobles are allowed to do what they wish).

Ivory Squad (象牙番隊, Zōgeban-tai) - The Kido Corps fifth squadron, it is the only squadron that is currently without a leader, with it's official duties therefore being taken up by Bansui for the time being. When it has a leader, Ivory Squad's official duty is maintaining the Sōkyoku, and unleashing it during executions. Due to being instrumental when it comes to carrying out executions within the Soul Society (executions that require the use of the Sōkyoku), Ivory Squad has been nicknamed 'The Executors' by those within the Kido Corps, and those who belong to this squad are generally, and perhaps fittingly more... sadistic, than others.

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Steve from aldi

[novemberthewriter]

there's something really funny about people who use ableist language while getting on other people about ableism / bigotry

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H-h-hiiiiii

[tootiecakes234]

Warning: MDNI, smutty

Katsuki is at the furniture store for the 3rd time within the past 6 months and the employees here are starting to give him weird looks because he comes in here every time asking for the exact same bed-frame.

The truth is that this was all your fault. You should be the one coming in here getting judgy looks but alas you refused to go or even come with him.

It’s not his fault that you walk around looking like that. Not his fault that he can’t seem to control himself as soon as he gets his hands on you.

He’s usually so good about controlling his quirk but you do something to his brain. Completely throw him off his game. Make him lose his focus.

It’s also not his fault that you look so goddamn amazing when you’re moaning his name and pulling his hair while he’s fucking you. He’d be fine if you’d stop moaning like that. Always right up against his ear, husky and hot. Whispering his name over and over.

That’s what does him in every time. His name rolling off your tongue. More often than not he’s really good about centering himself while you’re going at it but then you cum. Hard.

He can feel you squeezing… milking him and sometimes he just can’t do it. His orgasm rolls through him like he’s been struck by fucking lightning.

The next thing he knows the place on the bed-frame where his hand is gripping groans and crumbles from the explosion that releases from his hand.

You always smile and end up giggling cuz you think it’s so funny. It’s not funny, it’s embarrassing. He’s not a teenage boy. this should not be continuing to happen to him but he can’t stop it, and when sex with you is that good he has no intention of doing so.

Next time this happens, and he’s sure there will be a next time, he’s ordering the damn bedframe online and it’s gonna be made out of titanium.

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mqfx pride and prejudice AU but mu qing is mr. darcy and feng xin is lizzie bennett

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

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Hewwo. :3

I am currently on hiatus from fanfiction.

I have a couple ideas I would like to write in the future, but right now my focus is 100% on my original novels. As much as I adore writing fic, it's time I really pivoted to focus on my original stories and making my career dream a reality.

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It is fully devoted to my original work, since I wanted to at least try and be professional and have a blog that was specifically focused on my novels - that way people who follow me just for funsies won't have to deal too much with professional info, and people who want a concentrated place for info on my novels can go there.

I am not quitting fanfiction forever! But my writing the last five or so years has been 90% fanfic while I worked on getting the rest of my life together, and my attempt to write both fanfic and original novels at the same time led to a really bad burnout. So I'm going to take this period to focus on getting my original novels off the ground. I deeply appreciate everyone's support, understanding, and patience!

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Hewwo Tiny (*・ω・)ﾉ

May I request a gender-neutral reader with either Blaster or Tracks (any continuity is alright btw) with hcs on how the two would react to the reader playing one of the more sensual maps of the Just Dance franchise or any dance game in general? Like the chair version of Rich Girl from Just Dance 2014, if you're unsure about what I mean by sensual.

Just Dance

Blaster x Reader

Masterlist

Word count: 770

Warning: sensual dancing, grinding while dancing.

Sorry this one wasn't long, but I do hope you like it. I was tempted to make it longer and turn it into a smut piece but I thought I'd hold off on that and just keep this piece sensual dancing.

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Blaster stood in the doorway watching his favourite little human dancing to music on the TV, they moved in time with the small dancer on screen,  a smile is splattered to his face as he watches each move, step and spin to the dance, even enjoying as they sing along to the song.  

A low whistle leaves the mech, optics gleaming with delight. "Well well, looks like someone's cuttin' loose! Always did love the way ya move, Sugar." He shoots them a cheeky smile with a wink. 

They let out a loud yelp turning around to see Blaster standing there with a smile on his face. Embarrassment floods them when they realise that Blaster had been watching them. “What are you doing here!” 

"C'mon now hot stuff, don't blow a gasket! This song was made for dancin', an' I know just how talented you are." Spinning in place, Blaster offered his hand with a beaming smile. " show me ya best moves! I promise I won't step on those cute little toes." He aimed a playful nudge at their feet. 

He extended a servo, palm up, letting them set the pace. "Whaddaya say—care to spin a few more rounds with me?" his tone is teasing but in truth he was delighted to finally catch them letting loose and enjoying themself. 

They avoid his gaze, not knowing what to say to him, it wasn't the worst thing he could have walked in on them doing but it was still rather embarrassing to be caught in a dance like that. "Aww c'mere baby, don't be shy," Blaster rumbled, embracing them gently against his chassis. 

"Your moves got me feelin' all sorts of ways, you know that?" He coos, lowering his face until his optics met eyes. "Ain't no shame in a little fun and you sure know how to have it, can't blame me for wanting to get in on some action." 

Slowly he began to sway, nudging them to follow suit. "C’mon, sweets. Ain't nothin' but you, me, and the rhythm now." His voice dropped to a smooth croon intent on coaxing out a smile from them. 

"Can't believe you were spying on me" they grumble softly but let's Blaster slowly lead them in another dance, music fading into a rather raunchy song which has them trying to hide their face against his chassis.  "Aww, ya know I can't resist that magnetism a' yours!" Blaster chuckled, swaying their bodies sensually to the song's rhythm. 

"Gotta say, this tune's got me feelin' inspired." His voice dropped to a low purr as hands wandered boldly, tracing every curve. "Got me thinkin' 'bout all the...creative moves we could try." He loved laying on the charms hard and even more so when it got his favourite human so riled up. Leaning in close, fans whirring, Blaster nipped their earlobe gently. "I'm all tuned in to your frequency, baby. Let me show ya what this song's really about."

They move together with just dance mat discarded and the game sitting there still on the menu as Blaster sways with them."Lookit this lil number. Guaranteed to rock your world." He grinned, "Let the music move you, sweet thing. I'll handle the rest." Blaster relished.

Had anyone walked in on them they would have seen the rather saucy dance with the two nearly grinding up against each other. But the embarrassment from earlier fades as they begin dancing to the beat. Each step Blaster guide and the mech himself was light on his feet with stunning choregraphe "Mmm, there we go, sweet thing" Blaster purred, guiding their hips in a sinuous roll against his plating.  

Every sway and murmur of approval only wound him tighter. He nuzzled their neck, fans roaring, venting hot bursts of air against their skin. "You're a natural at this, baby," he grinned, sliding hands down to squeeze their assets in time to the beat. "Got me feelin' all hot and bothered now!" He teases. 

"Blaster, don't you get started" they huff while griping his servo as he begins guiding them through another sequence, nearly gasping as Blaster pulls them closer, servos resting on their hips, one would almost think they were lovers with how they were dancing. "Aw, now don't act like you don't love it," Blaster chuckled, nuzzling their cheek affectionately. "Whole world knows I just can't control myself around a cutie like you."

 He guided their steps with care, watching their face for every delight or disquiet. This dance, like any art, "Ain't nothing sweeter than getting you all to myself," Blaster murmured. “your a tease is what you are” 

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[sissy-tyler]

Hello, mommies, and welcome back to another episode of our “Sissy Re-education and Training” series, brought to you by the Sissy-corp! I’m your resident mommy, Yvonne, and the lovely girl next to me is Little Sissy Tiffany. Say “hello” little Tiffy.

“Hewwo evwybody!”

Little Tiffy is in our care at the Sissy-corp facilities because she just couldn’t make it as a man, or as a loving husband. Infidelity; being rude to his wife; always leaving messes for her to clean up; expecting her to cook every meal for him; the list goes on. He was much less of a man, and much more-so an overgrown baby. So he, or should I say, SHE’S been enrolled in our sissy-maid program.

In this program Tiffy’s been learning how to cook, clean, serve, and effectively pleasure her former wife, now mommy, and any lovers her mommy chooses to have. More importantly, though, Little Tiffy has been learning the ins-and-outs of how to be the bestest, widdle, baby gurwl a mommy could ever ask for! Isn’t that wight, widdle Tiffy?

“I wuv being a good gurwl fow my mommy!”

God, she’s just too adorable. Our training session today is about how to effectively reward your sissy while reinforcing her baby-ish behavior. Tiffany, here, was without a doubt one of our hardest cases to break, thus far, especially when it came to making her use her diapers. But, thanks to our patented “Rewards and Reinforcement” program. Even a stickler, sissy like Tiffany can be turned into the most dutiful, diaper dumper.

When rewarding your sissy, you first want to start off with a reward routine. For Tiffany, we had her on a schedule of getting a reward every 5 messy diapers she made. We kept her on this routine for three weeks, then the fourth week we changed her routine to a reward every 10 messy diapers. Week number 5; we upped it to every 15, then on week 6, every 20. After week 6, her rewards were then shifted to mommy’s discretion, meaning her rewards were completely randomized. This kept Tiffany always wanting to fill her diapers in hopes of the next reward. Tiffy, how many messy diapers have you made since your last reward?

“One….One hundwed and twendy nine.”

Such a good girl, Tiffy, I’m amazed you can even count that high! Now, even though Tiffany’s reward system may seem a little extreme, we do recommend you keep your sissies on very similar regiments. Now, onto how you properly reward your sissy.

To properly reward your sissy, you’ll want to make sure she’s in her Official, “Sissy-corp clitty cage”, and has some form of a buttplug in, the larger, the better. Then, before you’ve put your sissy in her diaper, you’ll want to make sure you’ve attached the electrodes of your “Sissy-Corp Rewards Device” to both her cage and her booty-plug.

Before I start the machine I always love making my sissies get on their hands and knees. I feel it really enforces that submissive mentality, but you can put your sissy in whatever position you feel is best. Then, I start the machine in 3…2…1….aaaaand watch how quickly Tiffany melts!

“UNGH! MOMMY! UNGH! IT FEEWS SO GOOOOOOOOOD!”

Now, at this point, I love grabbing and pulling Tiffany’s hair. Her wife told me she always used to be too rough in the bedroom, so I love returning the favor. Always remember to make your sissy tell you why they’re getting rewarded! Tiffy, why are you getting buzzies today?

“Ungh! B-because I made poopies in my diapuurr wike a g-g-good widdle guuurrll!”

You always wanna make sure you’re reinforcing to your sissy WHY they are getting to make spurties in their diapies. Always remind them, as well, that they are getting to make rewardies INSIDE of their diaper, just like the little baby they are. Speaking of rewardies, Tiffany is due to blow any second here!

“UNGH! MOMMY I MAKING GOO GOO’S! It feews so so goooood!”

Wow, Tiffany, I think that was 45 seconds, a new record for you! I forgot to mention, little Tiffy, here, is also a premature ejaculator. Once again, I’d like to thank you so much for tuning into our Sissy-Corp training session, and I look forward to seeing you again when we show you how to dress your sissy for going out in public. Tiffy has an upcoming date with her mommy to go see….

“Da new Bawbie Movie!”

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