#hewwbwazew

[yourfavehasajjbastandact2]

vriska homestuck stand user (if possible usin the stand name “spiders from mars”)

Name: Spiders From Mars

Namesake: The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars (album by David Bowie)

Stand Master: Vriska Serket

Stand Appearance: Spiders From Mars is a colony stand comprised of blue spider-like creatures; they are about the size of typical spiders, each with eight eyes and eight back lines along their backs. Each instance of the stand possesses a long, scorpion-like stinger upon their backs.

Abilities: Always coming in waves of eight (no more and no less, with up to 64 being present at one time), Spiders From Mars can bite or sting their enemies to incapacitate them. One bite (or sting) will merely cause pain, but enough bites (or stings!!) will be able to kill an opponent. If one instance of Spiders From Mars is put out of commission, seven others will follow suit, requiring a recharge before being able to be activated again. Each instance of the stand has its own mind, working less like a hivemind and more like a team.

Stats: POWER: E SPEED: B RANGE: B DURABILITY: C PRECISION: A POTENTIAL: A

[cartoonscientist]

@hewwbwazew right now I’m really into mweor! I don’t think wajas or tygras is active anymore but I used to play those. I would really like a plant breeding sim but I think that might need more complex coding than a 2D game can provide

I’ll use this as an excuse to show off some of the sparklecats that I bred now

[calware]

when i see them in more detailed panels i know logically theyre supposed to be regular teenagers but whenever i see a homestuck character in sprite mode i think theyre like among us babies. theyre 1 inch tall and will crawl all over your hand when you put it in their enclosure

TRUE

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

my new tenth class is called “the gnome”. and its literally just a garden gnome. the kind you buy at the garden section of a walmart. doesnt move. doesnt talk. doesnt have weapons. features include

- can teleport but only when no players are looking at it

- chance to one hit kill if you trip over it (the hat is very pointy)

- fucks with the probability of certain kinds of damage being inflicted or not when in proximity

- heavy is inexplicably terrified of it

- similar mechanic to ubering where it gradually charges up something called a “mushroom incident” but nobody knows what a “mushroom incident” actually does when ready because nobody has ever used it

- certain classes can use it as an extra melee weapon

I feel like this is a reference to something and I don't get it

[tf2fansderogatory]

i have only cursory knowledge of freak fortress but i would die for scuttlebucket

we all love scuttlebucket hes the creature ever <3

what a silly guy

[lowqualityhomestuckedits]

this isnt a request but ill have you know that now i have to draw my own karkat image in relation to that ask because I Got The Metnal Ilnes

im so sorry it took me three months to answer this. did u draw the Karkat Image

[weaver-z]

another HaHverse name to consider: transfer student from spain named felix navidad

Oh my god

[hspostsfromadifferenttimeline]

so was anyone gonna tell me that

1. a paradox-space-esque short comic involving caliborn may or may not be getting posted soon

2. the promo image posted for it has caliborn riding a little tricycle

3. it’s heavily implied that the comic will be a parody of the saw films, which are already the subject of reference in the symbolism and mythos of homestuck itself

4. the shitty saw traps twitter account is somehow involved in this fucking debacle

or was i just supposed to see my mutuals posting about what they just saw on twitter and make my own decision?????

[shittyavatarideas]

avatar of the stranger but its me. thats it. ive never even listened 2 tma but all my friends do. i learned thru osmosis vis-a-vis 90% of my discord servers. i just love these funky lil fear god dudes n their vibes (insert marge simpson “i just think theyre neat” image here)

[baileyartblog]

candyman? the fisherman from i know what you did last summer? an exchange student whos literally just a yautja from predator?

[fake-tma-discourse]

ive never listened 2 an episode of tma b4 n thats why its problematic (my taste is immaculate)

oh so now you’re trying to GUILT TRIP all the people who do listen to tma, huh? that is so ableist, people can’t control their hyperfixations!

[girldraki]

the actual meaning of the ticonderoga class is pretty relatable though. no we cant contain it. no you shouldnt be worried its not gonna do shit. its like if an apollyon was shit and gay (derogatory)

wheres the containment classes as moral judgments post

[candyredterezii]

consider: billy is caliborn

you are forgetting billy is a canon homestuck character

[calware]

i dont know who shin tsukimi is but they have both homestuck girl colours and homestuck boy colours. shin tsukimi has to eat oysters

DJBSDMGJSDG

[lieutenant-columbro]

i happen to be particularly attached to another fictional character (i.e. not from supernatural) who is also short and wears a trench coat and just kind of shows up in places, and i sometimes confuse my friends who know nothing about either by referring to him as "wizard columbo"

JSJSHSJS WIZARD COLUMBO!!!!!

on that note 😳

[residentevildash-moved]

fortunately yes :^)

(this was about me asking if otacon actually sounds like that)

thank god