#hes thirsty

[sapphic-mad-scientist]

Recently put espresso in my bird feeder, anyone know what kinda bird this is?

[astarion-brainrot-express]

Get this man a drink ... 🩸

Do not repost without permission.

[sparkvamp]

quick question, why do you draw Vamp with his tongue out so often? i find it neat

i actually didnt realize how often i did that until you pointed it out. I just think its funny haha

[kendyroy]

logan, you’ve known this guy for 10 secs

[3twindragons]

[flashphotograph]

Eddie Munson is cute & thirsty

[hemlock-dreams]

Your Kraven post you just made is making my brain spin like a microwave going at Mach speed like 1. Hot 2. Very hot 3. The mental image of Wade having a jealous no good very bad time over Spidey and Kraven is absolutely hilarious. I can only Imagine the hijinks and chaos

Wade does not like Kraven. Kraven does not get to pass go. He does not get to collect $200.

[purple-goo-writes]

Thanks to @starry-bi-sky I now have another dpxdc idea based on how Danny would meet the YJ group. And for some reason the Weasels are Thirsty.

Fucking Twitter or TikTok.

Punk/Long Haired/Piercings Young Adult/College age Danny accidently being a Cryptid Thirst Trap. Maybe Danny has Zero fucks to give an does one of those Be Careful Who You Call Ugly in Highschool posts.

Like maybe he's doing a trendy tiktok but like the lights go out due to power outage.and his Eyes are Literally Glowing (nothing else can be seen But his eyes) before the tiktok ends.

Possibly him cheekily posting a selfie showing off his new tongue and lip piercings. Possibly the photo is just a close up of his smirking mouth while he sticks his tongue out between the V his fingers make.

Just Core Four YJ crushing Hard on this Civilian Punk Twunk!

[ftmsteveraglan]

the fnaf movie really was a win for bisexuals. we got:

-sad pathetic wet cat short king who's actually a single mother

-evil dilf who's canonically gross and stinky and calls himself daddy

-perfect angel woman who has never done anything wrong in her entire life fighting through the horrors™

-matpat

[pinkmelodie]

Bbf!Jason who hates your ex.. .

~ 18+

“Can you believe this? his following is still filled with other girls! Did he even like me at all??” You whine, scrolling through your ex’s instagram who you swore to Jason you already blocked.

“and it’s like I should be pissed at him, but at the same time I just want to be with him again!” You ramble, oblivious to the grip on your hip tightening in frustration. “I should text him. No, wait, shit, should I text him?” You asked, turning to your bestfriend who’s currently holding your hips up.

“are you seriously asking me about your ex while I’m balls deep inside you?” He groaned while rubbing scarred hands along your hips.

You fiddled with the sheets for a moment before frowning, “…well do you agree?”

He glares and before you can even think he's pushing your face into the pillow and quickening his pace until he’s slamming his pulsing cock directly into your sweet spot. Your eyes roll back with every brutal thrust and you can’t even catch your breath, loud moans of his name being muffled by his scarred hands entangled in your hair and shoving your face down. You’re drooling over the pillow, pussy squelching on his dick. You’re a mess, yet he just hums and admires the cockdrunk haze you settle in that stops you from whining about your shitty ex for once.

I mean come on, you could do so much better. He could treat you so much better, If only you’d let him.

~ ~ ~ Sorry for slow uploads! I don’t even have an excuse tbh. I’m just a lazy mf. Heres some food tho!

[nicolegmattos]

Michael had absolutely no right in doing this to us. Those “bedroom eyes” killed me in so many ways lol

[edorazzi]

I almost forgot it was Sunday, eek! 😱

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[gunsatthaphan]

Bison left this for what?? 🫠🫠🫠

[kendyroy]

logan keeps a cute little selfie of wade and laura in his wallet

wade keeps a thirst-trap picture of hugh jackman in his wallet

[sthilarions]

For some reason or other (Edwin can’t imagine what) Crystal takes it into her head to compete over how many of the Agency’s young male/male-adjacent clients are attracted to her versus Edwin.

Unfortunately, somehow since Port Townsend it seems like every single man they meet is gay. Crystal doesn’t understand how this is happening. Even the ones that are clearly making eyes at her when they arrive are drooling at Edwin by the time they leave. (“That one used to be married! To a lady woman! With lady tits! Why is he making innuendos about your ass!” “Bisexuality exists, Crystal.” “I know that, I’m the one who told you that.” “Well, then.”)

It’s not fair, Crystal pouts. Edwin doesn’t even want them, he’s way too obsessed with Charles. It’s not fair!

[st-hedge]

Repost of the totk ganon art I made ft. Some blonde dude idk