#hes the lab assistant here tho lol

[084392]

dawn getting a distorted spiral eye from distortion world/giratina/getting possessed by a spiritomb soul or something

+her normie friends reactions to it....

[hwaslayer]

wildfire (cs) | three.

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—summary: assistant professor in bioengineering, incredibly attractive, lonely and divorced; that’s how most people describe san. but despite the events that have happened in his life, san has a lot going for himself. he’s a successful, sought out professor due to his brilliant contributions to science at just an early age of 32. he worked hard to get where he was now; head deep into his research, his publications, building his lab and creating a name for himself. everything was good and smooth sailing— until it wasn’t. because when he meets you, a bioengineering grad student interested in rotating in his lab, he finds himself ready to risk all the blood, sweat and tears he put in throughout the years just to keep you close— his need for you spiraling out of control like a wildfire.

—pairing: asst. professor!choi san x grad student!f. reader

—genre: (18+ - minors dni) strangers to lovers, grad school au | fluff, angst, eventual smut

—word count: 4.8k

—chapter content/warnings: cussing, mature language/sexually implied content, general bioengineering project descriptions/terms, very vague mention of mice research work, mentions of a lil cut (nothing graphic), a lil more oc x san!!, oc x san being subtle with their actions - they're def feeling each other/checking each other out tho lol, suave sexy san!!, jongho is onto him oop 🤨, it builds up from here i prawwwmise!

When Sunwoo said he needed help, he truly meant it. A few weeks into the new quarter, you find yourself hustling in the lab in between your class schedule. You do enjoy it though, and you find that you still have time to carve out for your friends and nights out. But, you do feel your workload slowly increasing just because Sunwoo is trying to make significant progress with his project— a project that you hope to build off if you were to fully join Professor Choi's lab. A project that would hopefully get your name on another published paper, too. And, you weren't gonna lie, you wanted to do your best and work extra hard because you needed Professor Choi to see that you fit perfectly in his lab. You needed to show him that this wasn't any ordinary research work to you and that you weren't just winging your time here, especially after he gave you that friendly but stern pep talk during your kick-off meeting with him, Belle and Sunwoo.

—FLASHBACK

"Hey." Professor Choi says while sitting in his chair. The three of you walk in, with Sunwoo plopping himself down on his couch, and you and Belle sitting at the two seats in front of his desk. "How's everyone doing?" He asks while typing away, huge Mac screen taking up the corner of his desk with his laptop connected on a laptop stand.

"Good!" You all say in your own ways.

"How about you, Professor Choi?" Sunwoo leans back onto the couch.

"Mm." He hums. "Good as can be, I guess. Can't complain." He chuckles, now fully shifting his attention to you three. "So! How'd the talk go?"

"Well, I think Y/N would work well with my project. There's so many avenues she could piggyback off of if she joins the lab afterwards that'll help contribute to a lot of the dynamic foraging, brain-wide neural dynamics work we've been doing." You watch as Professor Choi nods in agreement, now looking at you and Belle.

"She could also help with the lab-wide project I've been heading and some other 2-photon and KCR work." 

"Sounds good with me. What about you, Y/N?" He leans onto his desk, eyes glued on you while his hands are clasped together. You lick your lips and nod, nervous that all the attention is on you especially from Professor Choi. You feel like he's burning holes into you, and you can't help but feel incredibly intimidated. 

"Yeah, that sounds awesome. I'm on board with Sunwoo and Belle's plans. I'm excited to dive in." He smiles at you.

"Cool. I think we'll get some great work done during your rotation." He turns to Sunwoo. "Sunwoo, can I trust you to take care of Y/N's badge access and getting her set up with everything she needs?"

"For sure!"

"Thanks." Professor Choi stands. "And just cause I have to lay this out there, there are some expectations I hold for the people in my lab— regardless if you're a rotation student, postdoc, undergrad, staff. It doesn't matter. I expect the highest performance out of everybody, and I want my people to succeed no matter how long it takes. I expect my people to do nothing but the best and I need that to show in everything you do. Presentations. Data. Papers. Everything. I don't want anyone to settle for less than that, and you have my support every step of the way."

"Of course, noted."

"We have lab meetings every Monday at 9am up on the third floor of the south wing. I'll get you on the schedule so you can do your rotation update towards the end of the quarter."

"Journal club!" Sunwoo says, making Professor Choi laugh. "One of us!"

"Yeah, we'll get you to do a journal club presentation too." He tucks his hands in his pockets.

"Professor Choi gets us free hot breakfast for lab meetings." Belle puts her hand on your arm as you all stand and start to get ready to leave. "It's so good." You giggle.

"So, all good? We're all onboard?" You three turn to Professor Choi and nod. "Nice. Welcome to the lab, Y/N." He flashes you a smile that only you catch, a look that only you see. Like it was meant to be that way.

Your time in Professor Choi's lab will be an interesting one.

—END

"Hey." You pull out a seat and plop onto the chair, sipping on the drink you just ordered.

"Hey pretty!" Eunchae giggles, while Felix, Jiung and Jurin wave.

"Where have you been?" Felix asks, poking at your bicep.

"Shuffling between class and lab." You let out a breath, bottom lip poking out into a pout.

"She's rotating in Professor Choi's lab." Jiung looks at Jurin.

"San?" You nod. "Damn, goodluck!" Jurin chimes in and you shake your head. "He's a hottie."

"Here we go." Felix snorts.

"I mean, are we wrong?" She looks at him and playfully nudges his side, causing him to groan in response. 

"I never said you were wrong!" Eunchae giggles at his pained response. "That's just the hot topic on campus. Him and his friends."

"So hot. They deserve to be the talk on campus." Eunchae rests her chin on the palm of her hand. "How has it been in his lab?"

"It's been good! Just really fucking busy. Sunwoo is like.. at the peak of his project. He'll probably try to submit his paper within the year or something if all goes well."

"Fun times." Jiung looks at you while sipping on his smoothie. "You going back to lab after?"

"Yup!"

"I gotta head back, too." Felix says. 

"Same. I gotta run my gels." Eunchae adds.

"What about you?"

"Not today." Jiung responds. "I have a paper I need to start already for one of my classes. I've just been trying to troubleshoot some of the lasers in the lab for the other Professor Choi so I'm not entirely busy yet." You nod, checking your apple watch to peep the time. "Are you guys gonna be able to catch dinner later?"

"I should be."

"Yeah, same."

"Mm. I dunno." You tilt your head. "You can probably go without me and I'll catch up if I can."

"Sheesh, really putting you to work already."

"Yup." You sigh, finishing up your drink and your snack box full of cheese, grapes and crackers. "Anyway, I gotta get going. I told Sunwoo I'd try and fix our behavior rig today so we can start utilizing it soon."

"Text us if you'll be able to join dinner and we'll wait!" Jurin yells before you wave them off and start making your way back to the Harvey Center to finish up your tasks in lab. Part of you really wanted to stay with your friends and hang out for the rest of the afternoon, but you had promised Sunwoo you'd take the time to fix the behavior rig he had been working on for the past month. He just hasn't had the bandwidth to focus on it lately, so having you is tremendous help for him. 

When you get to the lab, there's still quite a few people lingering around in the office area in the basement, surprisingly. You pop over to their desks for small talk, getting to know the people in the lab and the projects they're working on. Most are situated at their desks, analyzing their data and coding between two monitor screens. Everyone's equally nice and passionate about what they do, it makes the environment less stressful knowing it's collaborative and engaging instead of being in a competitive nature. Belle pulls you aside to get your help just as Sunwoo is packing up for the day and thanking you for your help with the behavior rig. She takes about an hour or so of your time, giving you a quick rundown of the procedures she's working on and what you could help with in the next few weeks. It's after your time with Belle that you finally get to sit down at your desk and focus on the rig sitting on top of it. You don't think it'll take much time, and you feel like you'll actually be able to catch dinner with your friends.

Until you realize how difficult it is get everything situated on the breadboard properly. 

San hums as he walks through the cold air, pacing towards the Harvey Center to get to his office. He's just had a good workout at the faculty lounge, and he doesn't expect too many people [if any] to be lingering around in the open office space of the lab. He knows people are cooped up in their own laser or behavior rooms right now, and it's not even the first time he'll be strolling in casual clothes. He tries to keep himself clean and pressed down, but he too, has his days where he just wants to head to work in some jeans. A tshirt. Hoodie.

Right now, the cold is pricking his skin because he's in a black Nike dry fit shirt and sweats. He's running to the office to finish up a few last minute things before heading home and relaxing. As expected, the hallway feels eerily quiet. He assumes there could be one or two people locked away in the rooms, but he won't bother. When he gets into the office space, he doesn't see anyone in particular until he turns the corner towards his office and finds you sitting at your desk in the corner. The computer screen is pretty bright, and you've got your hands tied with a rig. 

He definitely wasn't expecting you to be here.

"Fuuuck." He hears you slightly whine when the small allen wrench in your hand slips and tumbles to the floor, followed by a few screws sitting on your desk.

"Hey Y/N, you okay?" San asks, dropping his duffle bag right in front of his office door before slowly walking over to you. You look up in surprise, eyes quickly scanning Professor Choi in his casual outfit. You're stunned at how good he looks in something so simple, how big and defined his arms are in that tight shirt; he looks so good you almost forget to respond.

He sure as hell catches on though, a tiny smirk growing at the corner of his lips.

"Oh, yeah. I'm trying to unscrew this but Sunwoo's got it in there tightly. I'm afraid I'm weak." He laughs and shakes his head.

"Nah. You're not weak." He picks up the allen wrench from the floor. "Which one?"

"This." You point. "And this too, while you're at it." He chuckles.

"You got it, boss." San angles himself closer to you, face only inches away from yours when he dips to get a better look. You watch as his arm muscles flex when he gets the wrench in there and starts undoing the screw, loosening it in a matter of seconds. "I'll let you do the rest." He moves onto the next and loosens it shortly after. When he finishes, his face is only inches away from yours and he keeps a hold there. He's looking at you again, really looking at you, and you feel the heat rise to your cheeks. You're not sure what else to do besides nibble on your bottom lip.

"Thank you." You manage to choke out. He gives you a soft smile before handing you the allen wrench and standing fully upright.

"You didn't hurt yourself, did you?" 

"Um, no. I didn't." San looks at your hand a little further and notices the fresh scratch near your pinky— probably due to your hand slipping from the force, scratching it against one of the mounts sitting on the board. 

"I didn't expect you to lie to me so quickly." He teases, slight whine in his tone while he clicks his teeth. "Can I see?" You show him your hand. "Come to my office, got some ointment for it." He nods towards his door and leads the way. San could damn well show you to the lab's first aid kit down the hall, but his office is much closer and he'd feel a bit better than just sending you off to fend for yourself. 

"Professor Choi, I can just find the���" Before you can finish your sentence, he's already swinging his door open and holding it open for you.

"It's much quicker than heading down the hall to the first aid kit." He laughs a bit. You give him a tiny smile as you brush past and walk into his office, feeling a bit awkward being in his private space for something as little as a cut. You fiddle with your fingers as he places his duffle bag down onto the couch before grabbing the first aid kit in one of the drawers near his desk. He grabs a small pack of ointment and a bandaid, approaching you in the middle of the room. "Mind if I..?"

"Not at all." You leave out your hand for Professor Choi to take and he gently tugs it closer. He applies the ointment on your scab, dabbing it lightly across the surface before grabbing the bandaid and placing it on top. 

"There."

"Thank you, Professor Choi."

"You're welcome. Be careful next time. Make sure Sunwoo does the heavy lifting."

"I know. He's good help. I just figured I'd help him get a head start." San gives you a small smile. "Mind if I ask? What're you doing here later in the evening?"

"Sometimes, I just stay to get my work done. Can't always rely on my home office to keep me productive." He chuckles. "Plus, I get my workouts in at the faculty lounge." You nod.

"I see."

"How long have you been in the lab today?"

"I've been in and out in between classes."

"You haven't eaten dinner?"

"Nope. Dining hall doesn't close until 9pm, though." San looks at the time on his computer.

"Which is getting pretty close. You should wrap it up." You look at him with a small pout and it feels too difficult having to keep his composure while you keep looking at him like that. His eyes quickly dip to the low cut shirt you're wearing before he manages to divert his attention back up to your eyes. The tension is palpable, but you don't say anything. Even if you caught it, even if you wanna tease him a little. You try to stick to your own lane in case all of this is pure delusion. 

You're so fucking pretty, though. It's bad for San. 

Unhealthy.

"I mean, don't get me wrong. It's nice knowing you're working hard in the lab." He follows up with a laugh. "But, you should also get some time in for yourself. Rest and eat well. You can always come back to the work tomorrow."

"What if I fall behind?"

"There's no such thing on falling behind if you're constantly working on so many different aspects, Y/N. Plus, it's not gonna be perfect. You'll have days that're slow, that'll feel like you aren't getting much out of your project. But, I promise it picks up again and things will come out of it regardless."

"Noted." You smile at him. "I appreciate that."

"How about I finish up in there and we head out together? I'd really hate to leave you here in the office alone, especially if I don't have to." You look at him and even though everything inside of you is fighting, pleading, to say no, you end up with—

"Okay." You softly respond. "I'm gonna go clean up."

"Sounds good. I'll be out in a minute." He gives you that look again and you hate that you don't know if he looks at everyone else like this or just you. You eye him once more even as he's turned towards his desk checking his phone before you head out of his office and to your desk. You did make good progress on the rig, which you know Sunwoo would be grateful about. The only thing he needs to do is add the part he created the other day, a tube where the mouse would be situated for lick behavior tests.

Meanwhile, San plops onto his computer chair and pulls up his emails, looping in the appropriate people to help fix certain issues. He's got a few emails regarding just-in-time information needed for the grants he's been re-applying for, making a mental note to hop on a quick meeting with the people involved so they can get their reports and data together and send it off in a timely manner.

It never ends, he thinks. 

All is his life consists of now is work. The lab. Collaborating in various projects across departments. Working out. Sometimes, San wishes there was something else he could look forward to. Something else that could take time out of his day, something that he could put his attention to. Something like—

jongho: still on campus?

He turns to his phone when the text tone goes off, seeing the message from Jongho. San quickly checks the time and finishes up the last email he was working on before he got distracted.

san: yeah, gonna head out tho. just working on some last min urgent emails that came in.

jongho: wanna grab something to eat? i'll meet you at your car

san: alright, give me like 10 mins. 

San sends off his last few emails before checking his calendar for tomorrow's meetings. He has a virtual talk after class that he needs to prep for, which he'll do later tonight. Plus, he'll need to gather that information for the grants. Just thinking about it makes San breathe out a heavy sigh, slightly feeling overwhelmed at his never-ending to-do list.

Yeah, a new hobby or distraction would be nice.

"Ready?" You turn to see Professor Choi locking up his office, duffle bag slung on his shoulder. When he's done, he turns and gives you a small smile; patiently waiting for you to be ready. You nod, locking your computer and grabbing your things before walking out behind him.

"So, do you always work out in the evenings?"

"I try to, yeah." You look up at him while he walks alongside of you. "Helps me release steam from all the stuff going on."

"I can only imagine." You tug on your bag strap. "I don't know how you do it with your busy schedule."

"I'm not too busy." He says in a playful tone. "Just enough."

"Sure." You laugh. "Everyone knows how busy and occupied you are, Professor Choi."

"What if everyone just hypes me up too much and has the wrong idea about me?"

"I doubt that."

"How would you know, hm?" He smiles when he presses the elevator door. 

"Oh, please. I never not see you in a meeting or talking to someone, or doing a talk somewhere." You slip into the elevator with him. He rests against the rail on the opposite side from where you stand, fully facing you. "You even did that episode not too long ago for Professor Young's podcast."

"Wow, you really keep up, don't you?"

"How could I not?" He chuckles.

"That's nice to know that you do." He means it. As much as he loves when people treat him like a regular person, he also loves it when people keep up with his projects. His papers. His talks. He's not gonna lie; it is an ego boost, and he likes knowing that people take time out of their day because they're interested in hearing what he has to say or what he's working on now.

It's definitely nice coming from you.

You quietly stand off to the side, watching as the elevator takes you from the basement to floor 1 of the building. San is subtly eyeing you from where he stands, noticing how you keep to yourself and shift your weight between your feet in some kind of anxious move to get off of the elevator. You can barely look him in the eye and he thinks it's cute.

"What're your plans after you get dinner, Y/N?" He breaks the silence as you step out of the elevator and out of the building. The night isn't too chilly— the stars are dotting the sky beautifully, crickets are beginning to chirp. There aren't too many people moving across campus anymore, which is the usual at this time. Most are huddled up in lab if they're the working night-owl type, or resting at their dorms or apartments to get ready for the next day.

"Finish my loads of homework and try to hang out with my friends for a bit if we all aren't too tired."

"That's nice, minus the homework part." You giggle.

"What about you? If you don't mind me asking." He smiles.

"I don't. I'm just gonna meet up with the other Professor Choi and grab dinner with him."

"You two are close, yeah?" He nods.

"Yup."

"That's cute." 

"Is it?" He asks in a playful, sing-song way that has you shifting your attention to your feet to bite back a huge smile.

"It is. Very." You finally look up at him and meet his eyes. "By the way, I hope I'm not making you walk extra steps tonight." You point at the dining hall just down the path. "I can take it from here if you need to get to your car or meet him somewhere else."

"It's alright, I parked right over here." He nods towards the parking garage coming up on the left. "Easiest garage to find parking at."

"Works out then." You give him a tiny, toothless smile.

"Your friends are able to join you for dinner, right?"

"Should be. I'll call them in a few." You pause in your steps when the garage is directly to the left now. "Thanks for walking me, Professor Choi."

"You sure you don't need me to walk you towards the end of the path?"

"All good. I'm a big girl." He laughs.

"Yeah." He's doing that thing again. That thing where he just looks at you with a certain glint in his eye— a certain glint that makes you overthink, makes you wonder if he does this with everyone he comes across, or if it's just you. 

"Goodnight, I hope you have a good dinner."

"You too." You give him one last smile and wave before you start walking towards the dining hall, creating more distance between you two. You don't catch the way he continues to watch you until you've managed to cross the street and approach the dining hall— phone pressed against your ear because he assumes you're calling up your friends to meet you.

When he feels comfortable to take his eyes off of you, he crosses the way to the garage and starts walking towards his car that's sitting on the current ground level, Jongho patiently leaning against the tail end of it.

"Uh." Jongho laughs. "The hell was that?"

"What was what?"

"I saw you from here, don't try and be slick on me now." 

"It was nothing?" San pops open his trunk and tosses his duffle bag in.

"Didn't look like it." Jongho snorts.

"Y/N was just in lab and I didn't want her to leave alone."

"Your rotation student?"

"Mhm."

"Okay. I'm all for being a gentleman but be careful." He gives him a look.

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"I've known you for years, bro. There's a certain look in your eyes and it doesn't exactly scream 'nothing.'" 

"Well, it is." Is all San says. He doesn't really have anything else to say because he doesn't wanna sound like he's defending himself way too much when he doesn't need to. He knows better. Maybe. Hopefully.

"Aye." Jongho shrugs. "Want you to be happy but just keep it safe, yeah? You've worked really hard for everything you have."

"I know." San lets out a breath. "Anyway, where do you wanna go for dinner?"

"Happy hour at the bar nearby? I can be passenger princess, or if you really want, we can drive separately to make it easier. I guess." He playfully huffs, making San chuckle.

"Just get in." 

On the way to the bar, Jongho gives San more details about the collaboration and that the group is incredibly interested in moving forward. San nods, agreeing that it would be good for them and everyone involved both funding-wise and opportunity-wise. Jongho then tells San about his recent grants that were finally accepted and re-awarded, giving him a little more leeway to purchase new equipment he's been having his eyes on for Jiung and a few other of his lab members to toy around with. There's a certain idea that's been floating in his head for awhile now, one that San honestly doesn't understand much about because electrical engineering is a whole other beast to him. He gets the gist, and he knows Jongho has only done incredibly work, continuing to one-up himself every single time he comes back around with a new idea.

"So, there's another thing I've been thinking about." Jongho says, as they finally arrive to the sports bar and follow the host to a table on the back patio. 

"Should I be scared?" San asks as they sit and immediately order their go-to beers and the karaage they love so much. 

"I was thinking of asking the dean for some real estate at the new campus building."

"Bartlett Hall? The one that just finished construction?" Jongho nods.

"Mhmmm." He responds in a sing-song tone. "I briefly mentioned it to him in passing and he told me we'd talk more, but was hoping to get you onboard, too."

"Why me?" San laughs, picking at a piece of karaage with a toothpick before popping it into his mouth. Before San can hear Jongho's reasoning, the server comes back to take their orders. They both order different burgers, planning to exchange a half for the other. 

"Was thinking we could open the joint department together, finally have a space for us to combine our work in electrical engineering and bioengineering." San pokes out his bottom lip and nods.

"Sooo, we'd have to write a whole pitch and sell it to the dean?"

"Yeah basically, but we can run it by Namjoon first and see what he says."

"I'm down. I dunno if the dean will budge without implementing certain requirements from our end, but, I'm down to try."

"Yeah?" Jongho laughs. "Glad to hear you're down. It'll be good! I've been thinking about it for awhile but I was always hesitant. Think it's probably just best to take the leap. Worst thing they can say is no."

"That's true. Yeah, I'm down. It'll be good for the students and the postdocs. They'll have a space for them to collaborate together. Pretty exciting to think about, actually."

"Thought so." Jongho sips his beer. "I'll start working on a proposal and send it to you for edits."

"Sounds good with me."

"How was that meeting with Zara, by the way? I never got around to asking."

"Oh, it was good." He shrugs. "We talked a lot about getting her lab situated and getting on more grants ASAP."

"Sounded like a productive talk. Have you met again afterwards?"

"Yeah, it was." San clears his throat. "We met a few more times just to talk a bit more on some finer details for her lab and plans. Hope it was helpful at least. I turned her to Namjoon most of the time cause who else would know more?" Jongho laughs.

"Yeah."

"She's cool, though. Really sweet." Jongho snorts. "What?"

"I see Mingi's plan isn't really working well." San rolls his eyes, stuffing a few fries into his mouth before taking a bite. 

"Yeah, no. It's not." San shakes his head. "Don't even think about instigating, either."

"It's kinda fun. Plus, she's obviously attracted to you."

"No." San shuts it down.

"Why not? Why don't you just continue seeing where it goes?"

"I am, and I'm still in the same position I was when I first met her."

"Which is?"

"I respect her as a colleague and a colleague only." San glares at him. "I'm not going to force anything that isn't meant to happen." 

"Okay, fine. You're right. I'll get behind that." Jongho dips his last fry into the ketchup before looking back up at his bestfriend. "But at least promise me you won't be entirely closed off to it if it does naturally develop into something?"

"Uh." San pauses. He pauses not because of Zara or whatever Jongho's saying right now; he meant to agree, but he finds his thoughts suddenly roaming to.. you.

His curiosity, the need to learn more about you.

"Hello?"

"Sorry." San shakes the thoughts from his head in case Jongho can hear it or something. "Yeah."

"Definitely not genuine. What's on your mind?"

"Nothing."

"I can hear you thinking."

"Can you? That's an invasion of privacy."

"It's her, isn't it?"

"I literally have no idea what you're talking about." Jongho stares and gives him a certain look, causing San to divert his attention away. Away from him, onto anything, anyone nearby.

"Yeah, okay. That's all I needed to know." Jongho quietly sips on the rest of his beer before pushing his plate aside and sitting back into the seat. "San, make your decisions wisely."

"I already told you it was nothing."

"Okay." Jongho says in defeat, leaving the topic alone. All he wants is for San to be genuinely happy, just like their other friends do. But, he's also hoping San is smart enough to make the right [and wise] decisions.

Not be blinded by anything, causing him to make irrational and impulsive decisions based on his feelings.

"Anyway, are you good to go?" San crumples the napkin and tosses it onto his plate before standing up and grabbing his keys, phone.

"Yeah, I am."

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[blurbour]

Ok, I have some thoughts on Viktor and his lore (in Arcane and his "original" lore). I don't like how things are going in the series (I'm afraid they frame Viktor as a villain) and I wanted to talk to someone abt it so here it goes.

Arcane spoilers ahead!!

Before anything, it's important to state that I'm not gonna complain saying "aw they changed his original lore" and bla bla bla. No, I'm here bc after reading his original lore I'm afraid that his lore in Arcane goes in a different direction and end up making him be seen and be framed as a villain in Act 3.

In my humble opinion I think Arcane should have brought more details from his original lore bc watching it I felt everything that the person in this post said about Viktor and I think it would connect perfectly with lore-Viktor and vice versa and it would help build up his character better (not making me or anybody else feel like he can be portrayed as a villain but I'll talk about it later).

First appearance (episode 2)

So, ever since episode 2 when we see Viktor in Jayce's trial it seems like he might be up to something bad (not bc of his character itself but bc of his interactions, expressions, placements, etc).

The first moment in Jayce's trial his character is shadowed right after Jayce passes him but he's in evidence, why? Most importantly, what for? What is he seeking in Jayce? It's just too ominous.

Seconds later the trial begins and Jayce ends up being pushed to speak that he's studying magic and this intrigues Viktor.

And the moment Jayce says that magic can be used for good would be a great moment to cut to Viktor but it cuts to him after Jayce says "We're the champions of discovery. Why fear it when we can master it?" and Viktor looks like he's thinking "He understands it. We're on the same page."

Like, I understand they had to let Jayce speak all of this 'til the end for Heimerdinger to shut him up but depending on how the audience perceives Viktor people can understand that he wants the power of magic to do harm and not actually help people (that IS his goal in his original lore but with this it ends up being ambiguous and can lead people to think that he only says he wants to help people to cover a bad intention). But anyway, let's continue.

When Viktor comes back again he's with Heimerdinger locking Jayce's stuff and Heimer says leaving the room (as Viktor takes Jayce's notes):

Once again it leads you to think that Viktor is up to something.

It kills me bc his first impressions are "he's a bad guy, he'll do something bad at some point".

Plus, right after this the scene cuts to Silco and Singed who as far as I'm aware (I never played LoL, I only read his biography and saw some coments abt him here) is not a good person.

But then, we have THIS sequence:

Which shows that he's actually really empathetic but depending on how you see him it can lead you to think that he's only saving Jayce's life for his own benefit.

Our Hextech dream (episode 3)

Now going to the gayest episode featuring them both (bc we gotta agree that they have A LOT of chemestry, I understand if you only see them as study pals tho).

Their first sequence in the episode is in Jayce's lab where they're talking abt the Hextech and Jayce asks Viktor why he's risking all he has to help him and Viktor answers "Do you think it was my life's ambition to be an assistant? Scientists seek discoveries. Ways to make the world a better place. This Hextech dream of yours has the potential to do that." And then:

Once again we stumble across something that (depending on the audience's perception) makes Viktor ends up sounding egotistical and using "make the world a better place" as an excuse.

(From now on I'll stop using images bc I'm almost reaching the limit allowed and I need to have one more spare space.)

After it we have them breaking in Heimerdinger's lab and floating (honestly, the happiest scene in all the series so far ;;). All nice, all good, seems like Viktor isn't such a bad person after all, right?

Open the gates of progress (episode 4)

Ok, some years have passed and we're now seeing a new Piltover (Hexgates and all that). Our boys are back with new inventions with their Hextech and even got Hextech gemstones.

Heimerdinger comes to their lab to see what new things they got and after their presentation he says that in a decade they'll be able to be fully ready. But this worries Viktor that replies "A decade? With respect, Professor. We can be improving lives with Hextech NOW." Heimer then points "A breakthrough like this takes time, Viktor. Putting that kind of power into everyone's hands is dangerous. Keep at it and I'm sure you will discover a way to safeguard Hextech against misuse." but Viktor doens't even have the chance to talk further abt it but his expression shows how frustrated he is (y'know the man is dying, he wants to help people and doesn't even know if he'll have enough time to achieve this goal of his, it's understandable where he's coming from).

Btw I'll comment on that later too, bc I don't like the idea of him getting sick and probably dying soon.

But I need to talk abt Jayce for a minute. He was chosen to do the speech on Progress Day, during this whole episode there's focus on him. In the beginning he invited Heimerdinger to the lab, he was the one invited to Mel's event, he was responsible for the speech. Even on the next episodes he's the one who's earning the place in the concil, the girl, etc (while Viktor's decaying and losing everything).

And it's interesting how we can understand that he's ego is increasing. The scene right before his speech he drinks from his own mug and even "crushes" Viktor when putting it back on the table.

An interesting detail I kept paying attention was that Viktor always stays in the shadows while the light always follows Jayce (remember his trial and now again at the speech).

Another detail I noticed during this episode is that Jayce is always controlling the situation. From a simple action of stopping Viktor (when he's going after Heimerdinger to continue talking when they finish their presentation) to changing the plans right on stage now allowing Viktor to show their work. Even when the Council was talking abt the Hextech gemstones he did the same things, stopped Viktor from standing up and without asking/checking with him told that he would suspend all Hextech operations.

Here, the last time Viktor's expressions are shown is after Jayce says that they'd suspend everything including the laboratories. After that Jayce is the only one adressed as a scientist, everybody in the Council consider Hextech only HIS work and he doesn't even include Viktor. (what happened to OUR Hextech dream, huh?)

And we don't see them again, only Jayce when he talks to Caitlyn already as a councilor.

Shaping your own destiny (episode 5)

Many people have mixed feelings abt this episode when it comes to our science boys but I think this is the one that is mostly full of important details and parallels and I really like it for that!

In their first part of this episode Jayce is talking about his councilor stuff to Viktor as he replies that that talk is a poor use of their time and asks "What about our pledge to save lives, for those in need? For the undercity?". Jayce then apologizes for not announcing their other projects in his speech and says that soon they could do what they had to but Viktor interrupts him saying "Soon? There are people who need our help NOW, Jayce." But there's no chance to continue talking bc Marcus arrives and Viktor leaves right after coughing blood and having a "vision".

WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO YOU MY BABY BOY???

When they appear again Jayce is looking at himself in the mirror while talking to Viktor who's working on the Hexcore. The problem in this scene (imo) is that Viktor seems to be now obsessed with the Hextech in a way he never was before (at least for us that are watching) and he seems... different.

After that we have Jayce diving deeper in politics and being heterosexual while Viktor is working (and eventually fainting). But the parallel between Jayce + Mel and Viktor + Hexcore through their sequences (althought for many it was painful and unbelievable to watch) was really interesting and here are some of my notes:

The whole sequence (especially Jayce's part alone) we see that Jayce is achieving things. He's become councilor, he's now involved in politics, he got the girl, basically everything is going well for him. While Viktor is not being able to discover or solve the problems he wants to solve. He's efforts were put aside, he can't put the Hexcore to work, and he's also DYING.

The transition back and forth between Jayce + Mel and Viktor + Hexcore was very well thought! Jayce and Mel are becoming one as well as Viktor and the Hexcore. The use of the color purple is also really good as it represents luxury but at the same time alchemy, power and magic.

The transition from Mel alone in her bed to Viktor in the hospital bed was also interesting as both are very active in Jayce's life. But in the end he chose to be with his dying science partner.

And now we have the most important detail of them all that was the main reason why I thought they could make Viktor be painted as a villain:

These tarot cards (Death and the Magician). They appear right after Viktor asks to Jayce "How much time do I have?" and respectively mean letting something die for new beginnings to come and having the resouces to start these new beginnings. The positive aspects of the Magician work very well with his original lore (bc it talks abt using your skills for good and achieving things you daydream abt) but the negative aspects of this card are:

Illness;

Infidelity;

A great loss;

The use of your skills and talents for evil.

My fear is that they use all of these ambiguous hints and the negative aspects of the Magician (that has Viktor's illustration in it) to portrait him as a villain (I'll finish to talk abt episode 6 and then I come back to this).

Uncharted waters (episode 6)

I think we can all agree this episode speaks mostly abt Viktor when either him or Jayce have a scene. Before the opening there's a flashback from Viktor's childhood (where he partnered up with Singed*), then we have Jayce talking abt Viktor's conditions to Mel, back again to Viktor but he's with the Hexcore, both together working with the Hexcore and last but not least Viktor meeting Singed again after so long.

*Remember I mentioned him earlier? Yeah, it was bc of this episode.

Let's go from the beginning then. The episode starts a flashback of Viktor's childhood as a lonely boy testing his invention and ending up meeting a strange man who's taking care of a mutation called Rio. He offers him self to be an assistant to take care of her (and we further know that when he discovers the state Rio is he ends up running away end not coming back). After it the scene cuts to older Viktor sitting where (according to Heimerdinger) he used to sit as a young scholar.

Then we see Mel and Jayce. Jayce going after her to apologize for disappearing and tell that Viktor's dying. He tells that it might have something to do with the place Viktor grew up in and that this was one of the things they wanted to fix with Hextech. Improve lives, solve real issues. They talk a little and Mel suggests that he should stay with Viktor.

Personally I hated this scene bc if someone had to talk abt Viktor's past (and also motivations) it was Viktor, not him. But anyway, I'll come back to this later as well.

The interesting thing in this scene tho is that right when Jayce says "It's a beautiful painting" as we see him and Mel almost as they were inside this bright painting it cuts to Viktor as he was sitting inside the Hexcore but here in a dark enviroment. (Once again having a parallel between them, now with brightness and darkness.)

The next time we see them, Jayce and Viktor are together in their lab. Viktor is showing Jayce that the Hexcore responds to organic matter and says "This is unlike anything we've ever seen, Jayce. It could be the key to augmenting physiology, extending life..." and Jayce complements "Curing you." [Plant dies]

I'm not gonna lie that I had a little laugh when I first watched this scene.

The dialogue continues a little longer with Viktor telling there might not have enought time to make the Hexcore work with organic matter and Jayce says they'll gonna ask Heimerdinger for help.

When they come back to the screen again Heimer is with them as they show him the Hexcore. He says that they must destroy it but Jayce replies saying it could save Viktor's life. Then Heimer says "Viktor, something's different. You've changed. What did you do?"

Note: everytime someone mentions saving Viktor's life with the Hexcore it's always Jayce but I never understood why Viktor never said that they'd first use it to help other people first. It implies that "yes, Viktor wants to use the Hexcore to cure himself and maybe then help people" and I don't like it.

Jayce and Heimer then discuss and after Heimer leaves Viktor says "I might know someone else who could help."

The last time Viktor appears in the episode (and before Act 3) is when he goes after Singed and only says "I understand now". And it ends there the sequence of science pals.

Personal comments

Let's go now through my thoughts and opinions abt everything I wrote here. So, back again to what I said in the beginning of this post: I believe Arcane-Viktor and lore-Viktor would be complementary to one another and if they had used more of his original lore he'd probably be seen more as a good character.

"But why that?" you might ask. Bc in his original lore he really wanted to help people. While living in Zaun he did reseaches and offered himself to help places reduce their number of accidents. As you read it you can see that his heart is in a good place (although he might seem a little radical).

If they told this abt his character in Arcane it'd support his argument of saying that he wanted to use Hextech to make the world a better place and help people (like, we only come to know what problems they wanna fix in episode 6 and Jayce is the one that talks abt it, before that we only have Viktor's words and only after having hits that he might actually be a bad person). They should have let Viktor talk abt his past, show what he's been through, not Jayce.

And let's mention Viktor getting SICK and DYING?? Plus being left behind by his fellow partner and the shit coming down for him in a way that he even went after Singed?? These two things can make such a fucking mess... Like, what if they make Viktor use Hextech only for his own benefit? And the writers can use the fact that he's dying to justify his Glorious Evolution (that didn't come from his experiences but seeing other people's), all that just sounds so... terrible. If anybody is to be selfish and egotistic that person is Jayce (his original lore even shows this side of his), Viktor always tried to help others (he even used himself as the first "prototype" for his Glorious Evolution). I stg I'll get really pissed if they paint Viktor as a villain.

Well, these are my thoughts, Idk what to expect but I'm really afraid of what's gonna happen in Act 3. I want them to end the series in a very tightened but the future is unknown, I can only hope for the best.

Please share your thoughts, I'll love to read them! <3

TL;DR: some of my thoughts on Viktor's scenes that people might perceive him as a bad person and how writers could have used this to paint him as a villain. (+ how I feel abt all that)

[accidental-child-art]

Hey @river-of-light ! Here's my @mdzsgiftexchange art for you!! I hope you like it C;

I was super inspired by your prompts, and I immediately thought up this fusion au that really hit me in my interests lol. So this is a modern au where wwx and lwj are married archaeologists and they uncover this ancient buried tomb, and guess who's inside! Yeah it's their past forms they were 100% reincarnated and found each other again because they're soulmates lol.

This au is like totes not actually following proper archaeological procedure lol, maybe procedure is different in a world where cultivation is still being practiced. I imagine that wwx does demonic cultivation lite™ where he can sense resentful or demonic energy and prevent further degradation of bodies, maybe he can pop into their brains with Empathy and he then illustrates what their life was like afterwards. (I love the mental image of every museum having a demonic cultivator to preserve bodies, lqr would hate that lol). Lwj is still a Lan™ and had learnt like, spirit communication and veganism and how to be buff, though he mainly interviews spirits and writes up their field reports into Proper Academic Language to be published. Together they form an achaeology dream team lol. (Maybe the juniors are there as their field and lab assistants, maybe they're wangxians adopted kids, maybe they're both, you decide)

I'm imagining a sort of crosssver between real actually super preserved corpse Lady Dai (who had been buried for over 2000 years but was preserved so well it was like she'd just been buried) and like, weird demonic cultivation preservation. So when the dead wangxian are uncovered they don't look like skeletons lol. Living reincarnated wangxian are firstly like, 'holy shit they look like us', then go on to write up an incredible paper that wins them science awards or smth idk

How did ye olden wangxian die? Idk fam your choice, tho they defo were buried in the same tomb (lwj insisted on the ribbon and burial arrangements, wwx accidentally did the preservation cos he was just so full of that good good demon energy)

[toripar]

so quick rant about champions we could see in arcane season 2 bc this show literally leaves me w nothing else in my little monke brain

we see Warwick in singed's lab at the end, so hes definitely there, i am SO EXCITED to see his arcane design. his League design is actually pretty solid and i love it, but i guess they can up the creep factor quite a bit, make him look "quite not there yet" ??

would he also have flashbacks as his days as vander? or maybe in singed's lab?? id be stoked to watch that

clan ferros afaik was already mentioned by Mel, and knowing how much exactly she's wrapped up in piltie politics, camille is a pretty strong contender to appear in season 2. i don't care to much of her lore because i hate her— but maybe she rises bc of the piltover-zaun war or something

if she does PLEASE MAKE HER LOOK OLD XD

OH I REMEMBERED SHE WOULD HELP UNCOVER WHO KIDNAPPED CAitlyn's parents (aka C), sO would that be what vi and cait be doing in season 2 ??

if orianna really is Singed's daughter, then i wanna see her human form, lowkey, but is that timeline already past? mayyhaps. i want her to appear tho she's an interesting champion and an even more interesting design sigh,,, viktor made the hex core, so like maybe if s2 is after a timeskip— orianna replaces her heart w a hexcore then?

also like singed lore along w her please

they're just both so interesting 😭😭

im like hoping season 2 brings viktor's story in the Frontlines and show his descent as the Machine Herald and the glorious revolution crap (its a fucking useful card tho lol) so then,, blitzcrank–,,, yes? yes ?? that's their name im p sure. blitzcrank being something of a pow-pow to viktor?? not really but ah– blitzcrank, nonetheless

i dunno if it was just me or there were ravens around jinx in some scenes?? with noxus being established as at the brink of a war (?) with ionia? demacia? or the revolt where Darius overthrew boram darkwill??

[ wait is mama medarda like, a warlord or zamindar or what? im not sure ]

but anyway, ravens. they're a symbol thingy for Swain- do we get him ?? i wish we do. he's got a pretty design im love him ,, also ,, "faces in the flames. it was all her fault,"

darius too, maybe?

maybe a little bit of stretch but renata glasc too,, maybe? the chembarons cOULD appear, and in that case the one who's torturing urgolt ? verros?? urgolt? glasc? unlikely but yeah

DR MUNDO! how could i forget him,, now that shimmer's in the scene, he could possibly appear too, as another one of Singed's experiments, not very major of a character, just more of a uyh "delve-into" Singed

okay i actually forgot how he was created but if chembarons are present then he might be too is all im saying,,

ziggs is an interesting one, i think i heard he's jinx's one night stand or something lmaooo– no she thinks he's a hallucination of hers im jk

he's also heimerdinger's assistant so yep he's got a chance to be there

okay the serious ones outta the way

here's the ones i wanna see

Janna: i think s1 is pre-people beginning to worship Janna, and s2 after it

Seraphine: please tell me she has a bigger role to play and that she actually uses her powers to help people

Draven and Riven bc i just like them and riven's my wife

[transformersimagines]

ahh, hi! could i maybe request some headcanons with mtmte rodimus, drift, and brainstorm with a small (like, around rungs height?) predacon s/o? (not so much a 'con' tho lol) gender neutral or whatever you feel like is cool! tysm! (also if you dont do preds, a bot is alright too!)

OMG YES! Also, I’m going to take some liberties with what forms the predacon s/o will take they are just general and can be left up to interpretation by ya’ ll. 

Rodimus (MTMTE) [with a Manticore type predacon s/o]

I feel that this type of predacon would be a little bit hotheaded. Kind of similar to the trope of tough, hotheaded person who is actually a kind-hearted marshmallow.

Cuddles, cuddles and cuddles. With his s/o being so small hugs are just so easy and he finds it extremely adorable and funny when his s/o tries to “fight” his love.

He constantly teases his s/o about how cute they are. He never pushes too far and embarrass’ them, he knows how tough they are. 

Drift (MTMTE) [with a Dragon type predacon s/o]

I feel that this type of predacon would be pretty calm, ethical/good moral compass, and maybe a little determined and headstrong. 

Funny thing is that Drifts s/o gives him so much hope, and continued assurance that he must be doing the right thing if they are here with him. 

His s/o determination and headstrong personality do get them into a lot of tight situations. Drift can get very nervous when he knows his s/o is going somewhere dangerous (cause they always cause some sort of trouble) but trusts them. But that doesn’t mean he isn’t a safe distance away to jump in if the situation gets out of hand.

He wants his s/o to be confident and is only there to support them and make them a better bot. (even if his s/o is helping him more than anything else)

Brainstorm (MTMTE) [with a Water Horse/Loch Ness type predacon s/o]

I feel that with any type of water-based/centered creature they are always curious (in my opinion) about the world outside of the waters of their home. Brainstorm loves this curiosity and will explain to them anything they ask.

The more time they hang out with each other the more Brainstorm is less of a loose canon. He’s still pretty crazy with his ideas still, but with his s/o hanging around in his lab a good deal he doesn’t want to put them in danger.  

A cute assistant that easily become a bodyguard if things get messy/dangerous. Sometimes Brainstorm forgets how strong and skilled his s/o actually is. 

[bluepluto03]

mcu spiderman rewrite/au i may or may not do

ok so first quick disclaimer! i do not hate the mcu spider man movies in any way!! i actually enjoy them quite a bit and have seen homecoming like 4 times! and i absolutely adore all the actors in the movies, especially tom, zendaya, and jacob 

but the problem w/ the mcu spiderman movies is,,, they’re just not spiderman. at least from a writing/thematic perspective, which sucks bc so much other stuff about them is great! like tom holland is the perfect peter parker, which is why it seems so close to being right, but with the way the script is actually written... it’s just. not spider-man. 

i feel the need to explain all this/my problems w/ the movies b4 i get into the actuall au idea/plot, so please bear with me for a sec

for context, I’ve loved spiderman my whole life. i’d watch the cartoons when i was younger, and then went back and watched them all again when i was a bit older and figured out how to pirate stuff lol. i didn’t really know how to get into the comics, so i just kinda read wikis and got second-hand info from fanfics and the other movies

to me, spiderman, (at least, peter parker spiderman,) was always about like... a kid, who saw the world was broken and fixed it because he could. he had the power to fix stuff, so he did. 

as a kid w/ mental illness and a not so great home life... that was something really really important to me. to see another kid out there, who’s been through some shit, but finally has the power to make stuff better, so he is! and it would make me think, maybe i can change stuff for the better, someday, if i just get my chance

but,,,,, the problem is mcu peter parker isn’t that. 

instead of becoming spiderman bc he knows there’s bad in the world and wants to fix it, suddenly his motivation is impressing tony stark?? and don’t get me wrong i don’t hate tony, but the way they wrote his and peter’s relationship basically trapped peter. he could no longer be his own hero, bc he was tony’s successor. and that's never who peter parker’s spiderman was?? he was never a follower, he was a trendsetter. he didn’t become spiderman for approval, hell he had dozens of newspapers constantly slandering him. 

honestly the following in someone else’s footsteps thing was always a miles morales thing. he had to step up to the plate and fill the shoes of a spiderman who had already existed for years and was beloved by the whole city. obviously thats not all he is and simplifying his character to that is incredibly obtuse, but i bring it up bc tbh alot of stuff w/ mcu peter parker is just straight-up ripped off from miles morales. like how peter now goes to a fancy private school, is no longer poor (which is a huge thing w/ peter parker’s character in like every other incarnation), has a living father figure, and is bffs w/ ned, who is a straight-up rip off of miles’s best friend ganke. (for the record tho i adore ned and jacob i’m def keeping him in my rewrite,,,, also i’m glad he’s in the movie bc having a plus sized poc protagonist thats not constantly mocked is incredible) 

so, i’m complaining about all this stuff lol but ur probably wondering how exactly how i wanna fix it lol,,,, 

first, give peter an arc thats more than just..... i want tony to believe in me. my idea for that is basically a type of thing where he learns to rely on others! bc like... peter isn’t good at working w/ others lol, he’d much rather do it all himself so no one else gets hurt. (like in the andrew garfield movies where he just,,,, webs his gf to a car so she can’t run into danger lmao) 

the plot would start at a similar ish position to homecoming, though tony never recruits peter for civil war. tbh not sure if it even happened but we’ll disscuss that later

peter’s been spiderman for a few months, after a trip to oscorp left him w/ a radioactive spider bite. currently no one knows about it, and he’s doing a pretty ok job of dealing w/ everything on his own. until he takes down a big bad, lets say rhino for now, and gains a ton of publicity. after stooping a hudge disaster he’s suddenly in the limelight, and catches the attention of one norman osborn, aka the green goblin 

now, quick sidenote. green goblin is genreally seen as pretty goofy, but there are comic versions of him that are legit terrifying. if im being honest i didn’t even know about that version until i read aloneintherains fic birds eating other birds so ig thats kinda ish how i’m imagining this version of norman? though alot more composed, like the man who could someday turn into that 

so norman becomes intrested in my boy peter, and starts sending ppl after him. possibly the sinister 6, but uhh maybe not bc tbh i think this “rewrite” needs to be split into 2 “movies”/works and i might wanna save that for the hypothetical pt2 (btw if i write this it won’t b for a while cause i got other stuff going on but ig if ppl are intrested i might write some snippits/make more content for it) 

so basically the main plot is peter dealing w/ all these big bads on his own, doing ok at first but later getting really fucked up, and eventually revealing himself to ned and mj which ends up being the only way he can save the day in the end. by relying on others! yay!! 

thats it for the main plot, but don’t worry y’all we got other stuff going on too lmao 

so, for one. my boy peter is realizing he has a crush and just,,,, freaking tf out. (i have yet to decide if it’s on ned or mj. or both. sue me) the crush isn’t definitely resolved in p1, but i imagine there’d be some cute thing of him suddenly realizing and freaking out and almost revealing his powers. 

thing 2! tony stark! he is still in here, and still a mentor to peter, but in a pretty drastically different way. one, he doesn't know about peter being spiderman. he doesn't even suspect it lmao. he just gets involved bc of.... some sort of reason bc peter is so smart. do i know why just yet? no. does it matter? probably but i’m writing this pretty late after i had school all day so i’m too tired to care 

bc tony basically gives peter a real internship/mentorship type thing, peter now has access to all this tech!! and all these funds!! fucking lit!! so he changes from his pajama suit to the fancy one, tho he actually built it!! which i feel like him making his suit is a really big really important part of his character. so it doesn't really have all those random things tony added, tho peter might add stuff himself. he gets Karan as a like assistant ai as part of his internship but she never gets put into the suit

for the fist part tony plays a super minor role but like,,,, the first part is about osborn taking an intrest in him, and him confiding in ned and mj. the second part norman is become progressively more dangorus and peter has to fight him and stuff, kinda proving he is strong enough to be spiderman/be trusted to the whole world, beyond just ned and mj. also him actually getting together w/ either one or both of them bc...... bc i want that. 

oh btw idk if tony finds out or not in p2? if he does it’s either at the end or in a scene like the one w/ may bc like. please imagine the shenanigans of peter and ned (who both have high intellegence but low wisdom) in tony’s lab, obviously trying to hide the fact that peter’s spiderman. like he walks in on them and peter looks all frumpy bc he’s been trying to change real fast, and ned’s shirt is messed up bc he just stuffed the mask down the front of it, and mj is just. chilling behing them. so tony just like assumes stuff and is like....aight.... have fun.... 

oh btw the last big change that i didn’t really have anyway to insert natrually into this,,,, so remember how i said ned was kinda a ripoff of ganke? well, the writers claim he’s a “composite character” so i figured, why not give him traits from other famous spiderman side character so he actually is a composite character! 

so like,,,, throughout p1 it’s referenced that ned has a kinda dickish estranged ish dad that he hates and his mom doesn't really like but kinda forces him too... theres some mentions of his dad wanting him to transfer to a private school and being kinda rich, bur he dosen’t want to bc he knows his dad is a total dickead,,,, anyway end of the movie we find out norman osborn is ned’s dad, and ned hates him even fucking more bc it’s like bitch?? u tried to get my (maybe) bf murdered?? tf?? and its lowkey bc he can’t reveal peter’s id, but then in p2 after norman takes matters into his own hands and tries to kill peter on his own ned just fucking yells at him while the man is in jail and is like fuck u lmao 

soooo thats my really messy au idea!! i’m really tired sorry if this is hard to understand or rude! for the record i have nothing against the ppl who adore these movie’s, i just think they could be better! 

[kylorenpunk]

Well I challenged @masonjar828 to do this ask meme like 200 years ago and he challenged me back but I’ve been busy so here we are. 

200: My crush’s name is: don’t have one. men suck. 199: I was born in: Mickey Mouse’s lair aka Orlando 198: I am really: trying not to make a self deprecating joke rn 197: My cellphone company is: Not being disclosed bc I don’t need stalkers 196: My eye color is: brown 195: My shoe size is: 8. I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to be taller than I am bc of that shoe size 194: My ring size is: Uh no idea. Maybe 9? 193: My height is: Five foot three inches 192: I am allergic to: A couple of antibiotics but that’s it  191: My 1st car was: 1995 Honda Accord. RIP Goldeen. 190: My 1st job was: Technically I was an assistant for an occupational therapy clinic that paid me under the table. My first paid job was a pool attendant for a hotel.  189: Last book you read: My professor’s shitty textbook.  188: My bed is: currently unmade.  187: My pet: doesn’t exist. Bro is allergic to the entire animal kingdom 186: My best friend: I have multiple and love them all very much  185: My favorite shampoo is: Just recently bought a new shampoo from OGX (coconut curls I think?)  184: Xbox or ps3: xbox 183: Piggy banks are: Not a bad concept. I have upgraded to using mason jars to save money  182: In my pockets: Not wearing pockets atm. Usually I only carry my phone tho 181: On my calendar: Is a bunch of doctor’s appointments 180: Marriage is: Fantastic with the right person 179: Spongebob can: ??? do whatever he wants? idk what op was thinking 178: My mom: is great and shouldn’t have to deal with my shit 177: The last three songs I bought were? I haven’t bought music in over two years. Spotify is my life. 176: Last YouTube video watched: I watch so many a day that I forgot what I last watched.  175: How many cousins do you have? 5 on paternal side. 3 on maternal. But I’m hispanic so it’s def more than immediate family  174: Do you have any siblings? 1 and he’s a pain but I love him 173: Are your parents divorced? nope. fun fact. I used to think divorce was normal as a child and wondered when I would get a second set of parents.  172: Are you taller than your mom? No I’m like 4 inches shorter 171: Do you play an instrument? is mayonnaise an instrument 170: What did you do yesterday? future job training and watched my brother [ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: Lust at first sight  168: Luck: kinda 167: Fate: sure 166: Yourself: a lot more than I used to  165: Aliens: why not 164: Heaven: in a way 163: Hell: sure 162: God: the catholic in me says yes 161: Horoscopes: yes and no  160: Soul mates: tough question. 21 year old me would have said yes. 23 me is on the fence. Maybe for other people but I don’t really believe it for myself.  159: Ghosts: I love ghost walks so I hope they’re real 158: Gay Marriage: Of fucking course 157: War: No 156: Orbs: Isn’t this the same as ghosts? 155: Magic: No  [ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: Either one has it’s benefits 153: Drunk or High: Never been high so I guess drunk  152: Phone or Online: they mean the same thing now 151: Red heads or Black haired: dark hair 150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes 149: Hot or cold: hot  148: Summer or winter: summer 147: Autumn or Spring: spring 146: Chocolate or vanilla: depends. rn I want vanilla 145: Night or Day: day 144: Oranges or Apples: oranges 143: Curly or Straight hair: doesn’t matter. I feel more myself with straight hair tho 142: McDonalds or Burger King: mcdonald’s  141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: milk  140: Mac or PC: pc. Apple is a peice of shit.  139: Flip flops or high heals: heals 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: this is a weird question 137: Coke or Pepsi: depends on whether it’s a can, glass or on ice 136: Hillary or Obama: lol was this made in 2008 135: Burried or cremated: not sure. i wanna say burried tho 134: Singing or Dancing: I’m bad at both 133: Coach or Chanel:  neither 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who 131: Small town or Big city: small town 130: Wal-Mart or Target: target  129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: ben stiller 128: Manicure or Pedicure: pedicure. my hands never last 127: East Coast or West Coast: east  126: Your Birthday or Christmas: christmas bc I can see my family 125: Chocolate or Flowers: flowers 124: Disney or Six Flags: six flags despite the fact that i’ve never been 123: Yankees or Red Sox: I don’t give a shit about sports [ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War: dumb 121: George Bush: dumb 120: Gay Marriage: I’m hoping for a day where the LGBTQ+ community is no longer discrimated against 119: The presidential election: dumb 118: Abortion: No woman should be denied a right to abortion  117: MySpace: yeah this was made in 2008 116: Reality TV: dumb 115: Parents: great wonderful  114: Back stabbers: dumb 113: Ebay: useful 112: Facebook: kinda useful 111: Work: a necessity 110: My Neighbors: I don’t talk to them 109: Gas Prices: could be lower 108: Designer Clothes: I don’t care 107: College: a scam but education is worth it 106: Sports: depends on the sport 105: My family: great wonderful 104: The future: idk [ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: yesterday 102: Last time you ate: when I started this thing 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: last month 100: Cried in front of someone: Two weeks ago 99: Went to a movie theater: going tonight 98: Took a vacation: three years ago. going soon tho 97: Swam in a pool: I don’t even remember.  96: Changed a diaper: never 95: Got my nails done: a year and a half ago 94: Went to a wedding: a year and a half ago 93: Broke a bone: never 92: Got a peircing: three years ago 91: Broke the law: probs when I was underage drinking 90: Texted: yesterday [ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: all of my friends 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: free food and family 87: The last movie I saw: toy story 4 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: starting my career job 85: The thing im not looking forward to: taxes being taken out of my paycheck 84: People call me: Karina, Kari or Rina 83: The most difficult thing to do is: let go of someone in your life 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope 81: My zodiac sign is: cancer 80: The first person i talked to today was: no one. Update my boss just called lol 79: First time you had a crush: 1st grade lmao 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: myself 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: uh recently I think  76: Right now I am talking to: Romantic? no one Normally? No one lmao  75: What are you going to do when you grow up: I’m grown but I’m not disclosing my job on here 74: I have/will get a job: already have one 73: Tomorrow: I’m working 72: Today: I’m cleaning 71: Next Summer: No idea 70: Next Weekend: no idea 69: I have these pets: no I don’t 68: The worst sound in the world: styrofoam 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: my mother 66: People that make you happy: family and friends 65: Last time I cried: Thursday 64: My friends are: cool great wonderful 63: My computer is: working 62: My School: I’m graduated 61: My Car: I need to wash today 60: I lose all respect for people who: have no respect 59: The movie I cried at was: toy story 4 58: Your hair color is: brown 57: TV shows you watch: Sabrina, jane the virgin 56: Favorite web site: twitter 55: Your dream vacation: new york 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: wisdom teeth 53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium rare 52: My room is: a mess 51: My favorite celebrity is: chris evans 50: Where would you like to be: on vacation 49: Do you want children: yes 48: Ever been in love: three times. Ironically only one was with someone I actually dated 47: Who’s your best friend: I have multiple 46: More guy friends or girl friends: good mixture of both 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: makeup 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: a few 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: hell no 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: not a physical list 41: Have you pre-named your children: kinda 40: Last person I got mad at: no disclosing 39: I would like to move to: the smokey mountains 38: I wish I was a professional: MUA [ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: lifesaver gummies 36: Vehicle: hondas 35: President: obama 34: State visited: TN 33: Cellphone provider: ATT 32: Athlete: n/a 31: Actor: i can’t choose 30: Actress: cant choose 29: Singer: can’t choose 28: Band: currently little mix 27: Clothing store: rip charolette russe 26: Grocery store: publix is the only acceptable floridian answer 25: TV show: jane the virgin 24: Movie: high school musical 23: Website: twitter 22: Animal: meerkat 21: Theme park: busch gardens 20: Holiday: halloween 19: Sport to watch: soccer  18: Sport to play: none 17: Magazine: n/a 16: Book: eragon 15: Day of the week: friday 14: Beach: n/a 13: Concert attended: hannah montana? 12: Thing to cook: beans 11: Food: rice 10: Restaurant: taco bell 9: Radio station: n/a 8: Yankee candle scent: n/a 7: Perfume: anything fruity 6: Flower: rose? 5: Color: pink or blue 4: Talk show host: ellen 3: Comedian: n/a 2: Dog breed:  black lab 1: Did you answer all these truthfully?  wouldn’t you like to know

[celestadore]

okay to create a basic summary of whats going on in this new event:

During Lelouch's reign as emporer, Lelouch shut down the experiments of a scientist named William Bishe, who was doing heavy human experimentation leading to multiple reported deaths.

One of William's assistants who was helping him with the project whos name is Dr. Frankenstein (yes that isnt a joke that is his actual name), desides after Lelouch's death because of his obsessive infatuation with his role as emporer (he likes him cause he thought it was super cool and swagger of him to take over the world at 18 since he was also 18 at the time and believes Lelouch is best suited to rule the world even though hes only 18 and he kicked him out of a job lmao) to attempt to bring him back from the dead by getting his soul out of C's World and placing Lelouch's soul into a clone of himself, both to bring Lelouch from the dead and also to prove his worth as a scientist.

However, before he could figure out how to make an exact clone of Lelouch, his made several experiemental children of Lelouch using Suzaku's, Kallen's, C.C.'s, and Nunnally's DNA (trust me i hate the fact that they use Nunnally here too dont shoot the messenger if i had my way I would've taken that whole part out or make it fucking Shirley or Milly's lovekid with Lelouch or something cause even though i dont ship em cause i honestly headcanon them all as gay thats still better than using HIS OWN FUCKING SISTER making a CANONICAL INBRED BABY in this goddamn multiverse).

Because of the full on warping within C's World causing the mesh of dimensions (for those who don't play the game the whole main story is that C's world got Fucked Up[tm] and youre supposed to help this tiny man named Aru and his silly hot pink code lady who i forgot the name of to rebuild C's world cause all the dimensions just started warping together in this one void causing this whole code geass official alternate universe fanfic dumpster fire) all the children that were made in Dr. Frankenstein's lab (Elzero / L0 being the Suzalulu kids' name, Elein / L1 being the C.C. and Lelouch kid's name, Elzwei / L2 being the Kallouch kid, and Eldrei / L3 being the nightmarish Nunnally and Lelouch kid, all their numbers in their surnames coming from the German language cause good ol scientist Frankie is German if ya couldnt tell by his name lol [this is excempt to L0 tho cause null is 0 in German so they problably just made it Elzero just so they could make a funny Zero pun, which accidentally makes his name sound Spanish rather than German lmao gotta love accidental Hispanic rep] and each name was given to em to show the order that they were made in [L0 being made first and apparently was the only sucessful kid to be made with 2 Y chromosomes, #LoveWins i guess, L1 being made next, and so on]) find themselves stuck in the void created by the rifts in C's world after flying around in their nightmares they had after trying to escape from the hands of the doctor (that of which were also shoved in the trailer they posted on twitter the day the story came out in game for like a good long 30 seconds for no apparent reason lmao).

So now, all the survived children from the cursed experiments of Dr. Frankenstein after a massive knightmare battle with the children (they also got split up with at some point once they crashlanded with their knightmares, L2 ended up at the Black Knights' Headquarters, L0 ended up at Ashford first, leading to a goofy ass scene of Lelouch and the others being Violently Confused and C.C. wanting to kill Lelouch after learning of the horrid inbred baby and Milly forcing L0 into a mini cosplay party lmao) now live with all the students of Ashford Academy while Dr. Frankenstein and Karma!Suzaku along with a mysterious masked figure named Samurai 0 attempt to come up with even more ways to mess with the fabric of C's World (i guess).

(also i didnt know where to add this in but im case youre curious good old Frankie and his kids come from the year 2035 making the children around 15-17 ish when they meet Lelouch and the gang [remember time is fucked in this world because of main plotline reasons lol], making Frankie like 35 years old so Lelouch and the others in that universe theyre from would be around 35 years old)

also for those curious this is what Dr. Frankenstein looks like in game

and these are what all the love children look like (you can problably tell whos who the only main distinct they used to tell it was Lelouch's kids was the fact they all have Fucked Up middle bangs and bright ass purple eyes lmao)

what the absolute fuck is this game and how is it official jesus christ i cannot wait for the day this gets an international release so i can force my friends to get it and they can understand my pain lmao

ok what in the FUCK IS GOING ON IN THE NEW GENESIS RE;CODE CHAPTER

[marvelousbirthdays]

Happy Birthday, mercialachesis!

February 6 - any form of BAMF Jemma simmons and the Avengers? No pairings with her pls? like aro jemma is bae. idm side pairings tho. Any AU or Canon setting works i don't mind either, i just want badass simmons lol. You can decide on the premise and how light-hearted/angsty the fic is for @mercialachesis

Written by @backwardsandinhighheels

Jemma adjusted the slide under her microscope and took another look. There was something odd about these cells…

“Dr Simmons?

She gave a little shriek and spun around, scanning the empty room, before remembering Stark’s AI. “Y-yes?”

“My apologies,” the AI — Jeeves? Jarvey? — said. If it was possible for a disembodied voice to sound sheepish, this one did. “Sir simply asked me to ensure you were settling in. Is the lab to your satisfaction?”

“Oh! Yes, yes it’s great!” It was certainly larger than any other lab space she’d had — though that was partly because she didn’t have to share this one. “Mr Stark is certainly generous with his budget.” SHIELD had been constantly underfunded; Stark was… not. She’d been so excited about all the resources, she had pulled up her equipment wishlist, and promptly realised over half the items were for Fitz. “That’s going to take a while to get used to,” she muttered, half to herself.

Perhaps wisely, the AI chose not to comment. “Is there anything else I can assist you with?”

About to refuse, Jemma realised she was starving. “Where can I get something to eat?”

She was directed up to the 68th floor where Steve Rogers and Jane Foster were playing chess. It took all she had to stifle her squeal of delight, but she must’ve let something out because Rogers looked up.

“You must be our newest arrival. Tony’s been gloating about poaching you from what’s left of SHIELD.”

“Yes, I’m Jemma Simmons.”

“Pleasure to meet you, Dr Simmons. I’m Steve, and this is Dr Jane Foster.”

The petite brunette smiled. “Welcome to the Tower.”

“Nice to meet you, and Dr Foster, it’s an honour to meet you. I’ve read your papers and your research is absolutely incredible; some of the implications are staggering —” Jemma realised she was babbling and shut her mouth with a snap.

“I thought you were a biochemist,” Foster said. “And seriously, call me Jane.”

“I — ok. Jane. I am a biochemist, but I have an interest in multiple fields of science. There’s so much to discover!”

Jane’s eyes lit up and Steve snagged one of the books that Bruce always left lying around. It didn’t look like they would be finishing the chess game any time soon.

~~~

Jemma was having a cup of tea with Helen Cho when Tony’s voice came over the intercom. “Dr Simmons? We have a little situation downtown that may require your help.”

“Of course,” Jemma said, standing up. “But I thought it was a straightforward retrieval mission.”

“Nothing’s ever straightforward in New York, kid. These guys have access to some sort of sleeping agent that’s strong enough to lay out the big guy. Even Cap was a little woozy but he’s better since I lifted him out of there. Until we get some sort of neutralisation agent, none of the others can get within three blocks of the target.”

“Can you get me a sample?”

“Already on its way. Careful with it, it seems to work via skin contact.”

Spotting one of the Iron Legion approaching through the window, Jemma headed to the elevator. “Want to come, Helen?”

“I’d be in the way,” the other scientist demurred.

“Are you sure? I work better with someone to bounce ideas off.”

“If you want, then okay. I’ll ping Darcy as well. She’s not science-trained, but Jane says she’s first class for idea-bouncing.”

Down in the lab, Jemma transferred the sample to an analytic chamber to run a chemical composition test. “There are several different compounds in this,” she noted. “These ones are sedatives, this one… it looks like the dendrotoxin we developed for the ICER!”

“Can you create a counteragent?”

Jemma screwed up her face in thought, absent-mindedly tapping a stylus against the screen. “Maybe… I’d need to neutralise this one first, and then these ones, but even then, we’d need a distribution method. Some way to spray it in a three-block radius.”

“One of those street-cleaning trucks?” Darcy suggested.

“That could work.” Face set in determination, Jemma got to work.

~~~

“You didn’t have to drive the truck yourself,” Clint said, dropping beside Jemma on the couch. “I was only a few blocks away, coulda been there in a few minutes.”

“By a few blocks, you mean a few roofs, right?”

“And?”

“Nevermind. It was faster this way. I didn’t want any of you exposed to the sleeping agent.”

“That was some pretty impressive driving,” Clint admitted. “You almost managed to avoid Bruce.”

“You could’ve mentioned he was asleep in the middle of the road!”

He shrugged. “No harm done. The big guy heals fast. Besides, it was more entertaining this way.”

“You’re ridiculous,” Jemma laughed, in spite of herself.

“But you haven’t gone running back to SHIELD, so I reckon you secretly like us.”

“You haven’t gone back to SHIELD either,” she pointed out.

“I’ve got a reason to stay,” he glanced over at where Natasha was pouring drinks, “and since Tasha dumped all my covers on the internet, I can do better work here than there. What’s your excuse?”

Jemma thought of the friends she’d left behind, of poor Fitz and how his recovery went backwards every time she was nearby. “I wasn’t able to help, back there. I can do more good here,” she replied, after a pause.

Clint’s gaze softened in sympathy. “Well, whatever the reason, we’re glad to have you here.”

“Also, SHIELD never let me drive.”

“After today, I can see why!”

“Hey!” Jemma protested, lower lip wobbling.

“What? No, crap, Jemma, that was a joke!”

She waited until he was within arms length before grinning and whacking him with the nearest cushion.

“Help, help, I’m being oppressed!” Clint wailed, attracting the attention of the others. “Tasha, help!”

“You got yourself into that, you can get yourself out,” the redhead smirked. “Also, you’re sitting on a cushion.”

Clint’s eyes lit up and Jemma ducked. From the corner of her eye, she spotted Steve and Helen headed towards them, each scooping up a cushion on the way. All in all, it was a most satisfactory ending to the day.

[britishchick09]

sherlock ep 3 the great game livewatch

since i did a live-re-watch of ep 1 and a re/new livewatch of ep 2, i figured i’d finish off the season! i’ve never seen this one, so it’s the first totally new livewatch of the year! :D

ooh spooky beginning!

sherlock is talking to a guy for a case why in an old school tho?

omg sherlock keeps correcting this guy’s grammar lol :D

the guy will get hung for it (sorry hanged) is this victorian england

dramatic intro strikes again!

YO GUN SHOTS WUT

sherlock just chillin

AND SHOOTING WTF LOCKIE

SMILEY FACE!!!!!

john: “what the hell are you doing??” SAME WTF MR HOLMES

he’s shooting because he’s BORED OMG SHERLOCK LOL

omg john almost said the f word :o

WHY IS THERE A SEVERED HEAD IN THE FRIDGE

ooh they referenced ep one’s title in john’s blog post!!!

does that mean john comes up with the ep titles coolio :D

sherlock doesn’t like it tho :/

he deletes things he doesn’t care about like the earth going around the sun woah sherlock computer! :o

sherlock just said ‘hard drive’ epic B)

sherlock: “UGH HELL, WHAT DOES THAT MATTER?? so we go around the sun or we go around the moon round and round the garden like a teddy bear IT WOULDN’T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE!” ...teddy bear?

oh hey mrs hudson

awww she called their argument ‘a little domestic’ :)

let me guess sherlock hates the quiet peaceful world

RIGHT!!!

MRS HUDSON SAID ‘BLOODY’ OMG

and she’s putting the smiley face on the rent ‘young man’ :/

OMG WHAT THE FRICK EXPLOSION

hey is that sarah cool! :D

oh crap THE FLAT EXPLODED!!!!!

WTF DID SHERLOCK DO????

i thought this would happen in like s4 since that’s super dark not s1!!!!

lol sherlock’s just plucking his violin like nothing happened :D

yo is that moiarty mycroft?

ok this is his bro so according to google it’s... mycroft!

mycroft: “a case like this would require... ‘leg work’” ...leg work?

in my holmes inspired series the sherlock and mycroft characters hate each others guts and act like children around each other so it’s good to see that these bros just act cold and keep correcting each other

mycroft: “your business seems to be booming, ever since you and sherlock became.. ‘pals’’ johnlock shippers be like: ;)

mycroft wondered if it was hellish and my holmes character describes his bro as hellish COINCIDENCE I THINK TOTALLY!!! :o

the plans were on a ‘memory stick’ does mycroft mean ‘usb’?

sherlock putting rosin on his bow during the conversation tho ♥

mycroft: “you need to find those plans, sherlock. don’t make me order you” wowoza older bro much?

is sherlock badly playing his violin to test it or to kick mycroft out faster lol :D

this is probably benedict cumberbatch really playing because he didn’t take violin lessons until s2 i think and even then there was an overdub!

OMG I JUST REALIZED I’VE BEEN SPELLING HIS NAME AS BENNEDICT WHY

sherlock: “i’d be lost without my blogger” aww he really does like the posts! ♥ also major johnlock squee there

sherlock likes the ‘funny cases’ ;)

hey is that lestrade cool he’s back

the first thing sherlock says while reading the letter is ‘nice stationary’

john: “that’s the pink phone!” guy: “from the study in pink!” sherlock: “you read his blog?” lestrade: “of course we all do!” awwww :D

everyone’s snickering at sherlock not believing the ‘earth sun’ theory lol :D

ooh a warning! :o

john: “hold on, what’s gonna happen again?” sherlock: “BOOM!” bada bing, bada... B O O M!!!”

mrs hudson can’t get anyone interested in the flat aww :(

some weird lady’s calling what

SHE JUST SAID ‘STUPID BISH’ WOAHHHH

woah she was a hostage??

sherlock wants john to delete 8 mycroft texts lol :D

sherlock sarcastically called john ‘doctor’ lol :D

molly: “why did you say ‘gay’? we’re together!“ WAIT DID SHERLOCK JUST SAY THAT?? JOHNLOCK SQUEEE!!!!! also sherlock is aromantic sorry molly :/

molly: “he’s not gay!!” woah john much?

also that was about  her bf sorry johnlock shippers :/

sherlock says his makeup and underwear peeking out make the guy gay RUDE MUCH LOCKIE??

john: “that wasn’t kind” yeah LOCKIE

john: *figures out who the shoes belong to* how did i do?” sherlock: “well, john, really well! i mean, you missed almost everything important” lol :D

sherlock is great at finding out things props to him :D

the shoes were bought 20 years ago just like su lin!

sherlock: “a child with big feet-“ you mean senpai lol

1989 is 21 years ago here wowza :o

oh no the kid had a fit in a pool and died :(

someone stole his shoes! :o

aww john wants to help :)

mycroft is texting john now lol :D

john: “it’s of national importance.” sherlock: “how quaint.” john: “what is?” sherlock: “you are” :)

john is wearing a suit to see mycroft how quaint ♥

john: “he’s investigating now. investigating away” that’s sherlock for ya :D

mycroft knows it all just like sherlock what bros they are! :D

oh no the kid had poison! :o

it’s cool how a 21 year old mystery could tie into a bomb from a day ago :D

NO IT’S CRYING LADY AGAIN

she lives in cornwall camilla who

ooh pager! :D

sherlock is bored WHY

OH GREAT IT’S THE ‘FREAK’ LADY FROM EP 1 UGHHHH

oh no another mystery caller!

sherlock guessed he’s ‘stealing another voice’ ooh :o

aww they showed the guy he’s crying :(

they have 9 hours to solve the puzzle!

sherlock is faking being super sad to get info from this lady oh lockie!

random lady: “fishing! try fishing!” john’s reaction tho :D (this is like ‘daang that’s rad!’ but not as funny)

sherlock says ‘mazda’ weird but it’s cool :D

sherlock: “you’re very helpful” ...he’s not

sherlock: “mr. hewitt’s a liar” SEE I WAS RIGHT!!!

the drops in the lab look like the intro :D

phone guy: “we were made for each other, sherlock” woah woah YOU’RE NOT JOHN

ooh the blood was frozen :o

the way lestrade says ‘columbia?‘ is funny :D

the case is solved yet we’re only 37 minutes into the ep hmm....

sherlock: “i am on fire!” YAS LOCKIE!!! :D

great another call...

why is this guy constantly crying WHO HURT YOU SIR?

a restaurant scene... ep 1 was queerbaiting, ep 2 was stereotyping and this one is... SHERLOCK EATING??? :o

epic 2010 smartphone ;)

john: “lucky for you mrs hudson and i watch too much telly” yas john!!! :D

CRYING LADY SAID ‘BISH’ AGAIN

12 hours now WHO ARE THESE PEEPS AND WHY ARE THERE TIME LIMITS

throughout the scene there’s a snoring sound... is someone sleeping in the afternoon??

a dead 54 actress died 2 days ago... connection?

she cut her hand on a rusty nail dean from supernatural who

sherlock: “goodnight vienna!” *ringo voice* ♫ na na na na na na goodnight viennaaa!!!!!!! ♫ :D

lockie’s mind is racing again!!

john’s dr skills and sherlock’s mind are perfect for this :D

sherlock: “do you want to help?” john: “of course!” ♥

lestrade: “tell me, what are we dealing with?” sherlock: “...something new’ ;)

ughhhh her again!! THREE HOURS HAS IT EVEN BEEN 12 YET???

awww kitty!!!! ♥

the kitty is so loud and cute awww :)

the tv lady taught mrs hudson how to do ‘colors’ aww :)

sherlock went to fan sites for the show coolio :D

...omg what if there are fan sites for him and people ship johnlock in the show besides mrs hudson :o

awwww kittyyyy!!!!! :D

john thinks the lady got tetanus because of the cat NOT THE KITTY!!!

so are the shoe kid, tv lady and creepy phone people connected?

the phone people are bombers so at least that’s a connection

great the phone lady wants help UGHH

she’s telling sherlock things about the guy GIVE THE ADDRESS LADY!!!

wait was that a gunshot

it was another gas leak explosion! :o

the bomber killed the lady oooohh :o

sherlock: “heroes don’t exist and wouldn’t be one of them” oh but you are lockie ;)

sherlock: “you SEE you just don’t observe!” john: “okay, okay, girls calm down!!” GIRLS OMG LOL :D

sherlock: “you’ll never find him (some guy named gollem). but i know a man who can” lestrade: “who?” sherlock: “...me.” ;)

lady: “any change for a cup of tea?” sherlock: *gives her fifty* wowza what a generous lockie!

onto part 2!

the lady said a message was left ‘on the landline’ how 21st century of you...?

other lady: “am i supposed to be impressed?/” this is sherlock holmes we’re talking about here lady

lady 3: “we were having a night in...” *wallace and gromit intensities*

joe: “are you the police?” john: “sort of” he’s a consulting detective assistant thank you very much :)

sherlock sure likes giving lots of change to people in need :)

and he said earlier he doesn’t care about people unless it involves the case!

aww moonlight walk ♥

they’re in the tunnels like the netflix pic! :D

i wonder if this inspired that pic...

YO THEY BE RUNNING

the lady is watching a show on jupiter a gas planet hmmm...

she just wants neptune :D (i know her fave sailor senshi...)

OH NO SHE DED!

the tape is going backwards it’s so weird

OMG IT BE GOLLEM!!!

john: “let go or i will kill you” oooohhh gollem’s in trouble...

yo wtf is going on

SHERLOCK SHOT

who is this fancy french lady

sherlock s n a p !

the painting is a fake and that’s why she was killed?

some kid is counting down WHO ART THOU SMOL ONE???

sherlock: “shut up it only works if i figure it out!” yeah that’s true

aaand it worked!

the planet film helped sherlock discover the nova in the painting coolio :D

the mystery kid needs help! but where is he...

i still have no idea what’s going on tho it all went by so fast!

is this new french lady the one behind everything?

THE WHISPERS ARE MOIARTY OH FRICK

lockie be like ‘oh god...’ i’d be the same way if my mortal enemy was behind the case

why is john talking about strawberry jam with lestrade

oh it’s blood?

cool lifejackets :D

a wild sherlock appears!

is memory stick british slang for usb or just a holmes bro quirk because sherlock said it too

sherlock just broke into someone’s flat lol

and their last name is harrison... george much? ;)

so harrison stole the memory stick and gollem put in the bomb, moiarty hiring them both and having creepy people call sherlock and kill the tv lady, the guard at the gallery with the nova painting and maybe the shoe kid? is that how all this is connected?

john: “i’m not the world’s only consulting detective” aww he considers himself one too instead of just an assistant! :D

HOLD UP there’s a pool... is this the infamous tackle scene from the sarah z tjlc vid?

john is wearing a big coat hmm...

this is the pool where the kid died CONNECTION!!!!

oh no is this the calling guy

why does he sound like a silly american

YO he’s an american pulling off a brit accent

MOIARTYYYYY

moiarty: “jim moiarty! hiiii!!!” lol :D

plz shoot him sherlock this guy sounds so stupid

DID SHERLOCK JUST CALL HIM ‘DEAR JIM’??

the near fake kiss in that one ep makes sense now

moiarty in a sing-songy voice: “daddy’s had enough nowww!!!!’ DADDY WHAT

moiarty said gay :o

he just called sherlock ‘johnny boy’ why

AND HE SAID ‘borr-ing!!!’ OMG MOIARTY WHYYYY

i already hate moiarty so much but his lines are so funny what a villian!

sherlock: “what if i were to shoot you right now?” please do lockie

sherlock: “catch... you... later.” moiarty: “no you won’t!!! :D”

sherlock took off the jacket was that the scene?

john: “you ripping off my clothes in a darkened swimming pool...” THAT’S THE SCENE OMG JOHNLOCKERS ARE SQUEEING!!!!

omg moiarty’s back how stupid

SHOOT HIM LOCKIE PLZ

the music is intensifying...

LOCKIEEEEEEE......

and it ended!! i’m guessing sherlock doesn’t shoot moiarty which is a bummer but hey at least we’ll get more lols next season with them! :D

this was a great season finale! the beginning was wild and it got crazier from there. this is my least fave ep so far, but i still really liked it for how insane it was (and that kitty/moiarty lols!). it took 4 years to reach the end of s1, but it was well worth the wait! :D

[sweet-royalty]

Ok, so...

I’m not saying that I WILL write it or something like this… But I had this idea and it’s just blowing my mind so I think I’ll have to write it in order to make my head get back to normal xux

So… I was thinking about Altertale, made by the incredible @friisans and I thought… “What if there was an universe that is totally the opposite of Altertale?”

Like… What if there was an universe where everybody is swapped BUT Sans, Papyrus, Toriel, Asgore, Gaster and Asriel? xD

I’m pretty sure I wasn’t the only one to think about it but I think I’ll write down what I imagined for it!

1. Undyne swapped with Monster Kid

So how would it work… In this AU MK is actually MT (Monster Teen) and is the head of the Royal Guard. Their habilities envolve to be able to summon and control spears with magic and use their tail for body battles (by using it’s sharp bones or simply holding spears with their tail)

Undyne is a tough small girl who admires MT a lot for not only being able to do amazing things without arms but for being the strongest monster in the Royal Guard.

Just like MK in the original game, she follows MT whetever they go and tries her best to lure their attention. She also tries to make everything with her hands on her back so she can be as awesome as MT

2. Alphys swapped with Mettaton

In this AU, Mettaton is actually an AI created by Gaster to be one of his lab assistents. Gaster’s creation was so amazing (for the fact that MTT not only could think and act like any living being but because he also seem to be able to feel emotions as well) that made his recognition get even bigger.

After Gaster’s death Mettaton took his place as the royal scientist.

At this pointing time he was really close with Napstablook and Shyren (whose I’ll talk about soon) but after the incident with the Amalgamates he closed himself to everybody and never talked to anyone except Alphys everytime she wants something like a new perfume or a opinion about her newest perfomance.

Unlike Alphys in the original game, Mettaton don’t really like anime or anything like that but he’s an awesome gamer!

As for Alphys… Undyne is her adoptive lil sister (yeah, they don’t date here… Sorry). Alphys found her in Waterfall abandoned in front of Gerson’s shop when she was 6 years old and with Gerson’s help she took care of her the best she could.

Alphys always loved animes, doramas and asian music (she show a lot of them with Undyne) but had to deal with body issues and negativity because of the lack of representativity on everything she watched. She always wanted to become a star and make awesome works just like all of her idols but she didn’t felt like talented enough or beautiful enough.

Then one day, Mettaton was on his way to the garbage dump, to see if he could find any good games to play, he saw the 16 years old lizard girl singing and dancing to herself and actually got amazed by her talent.

Alphys got a “panic attack” after noticing that she was being observed but Mettaton quickly got in front of her and told how amazing and talented she was, asking his apologizes for interrupting her brilliant performance.

Long story short: They became best friends since then and Mettaton had the idea to present her to a performance infront of the king so he could allow her to have the recognition she deserves.

After seeing how busy and how her time with her sister would be short, Alphys left Undyne with Gerson and followed her dreams with Mettaton’s help.

Even tho she missed her sister and is sad about the fact she isn’t around Undyne never stopped to support Alphys’s job and scream “IT’S MY SISTER!!! I LOVE YOU, SISTER!!” everytime she watches her TV shows.

Even tho she knows it’s not enough, Alphys always makes her performances based on Undyne’s favorite characthers and write songs that, indirectly, tells about how much she loves her sister and want to see her again.

3. Napstablook swapped with Shyren

This point doen’t really have a big difference in the sense of how their personality works but here is what I can point.

Shyren is the one who meets you in the Ruins and she is met trying to sing something but is too sad and is crying so much that she can’t really achieve her notes straight.

Your main objective is to chill her in the right way by asking if you can help her with something and giving her a cup of water, than all you need is to cheer her up just like you do with Napstablook in the original game.

Napstablook is found lying on Waterfall while singing to themself but they stop the moment they realizes they are being observed and try to pretend to be sleeping. By this point your fight with them is pretty much the same thing it is on the original game except that you can ask them to help with their singing and start a big show in the middle of Waterfall, just like we do with Shyren.

Napstablook is still the one who saves you from Mad Dummy on the garbage dump but once you get in their house you can see them and Shyren living together there.

4. Temmie swapped with Annoying Dog

There isn’t much to explain here but there is a funny thing to add about Annoying Dog being on Temmie’s place.

The Temmie Village is called “The Annoying Village”.

Every single Annoying Dog will give you a different name when you go say hi to them but when you go talk with the last Annoying Dog he will only answer you saying “Don’t you have anything better to do?”

Annoying Dog isn’t really trying to get in collegge like Temmie in the original game, he is just rich and loves to collect things lol

5. Grillby swapped with Burguerpants

Their personalities aren’t really different here but BP is a little more cheerful working on his own estabilishment. He only gets a little angry when Sans arrive because he loves to mess with him everytime he gets there.

And BP can’t really forbbid Sans from eating there because he always cheers everyone on his bar with his stupid jokes and the fact his bar is always full of people is probably thanks to Sans so… Yeah, he forces himself to deal with him xD

Grillby on the other hand is too down to earth to get annoyed about anything and is a little too shy to have a good conversation with Frisk.

6. Catty & Bratty take Muffet’s place

Ok, now things start to get tricky…

Unlike the other changes you saw until now, Catty and Bratty takes Muffet place in the story by being two greedy girls milking money of everyone in Hotland with their expensive Gourmet Food. (I didn’t really thought about how their fight would be like tho, sorry).

But Muffet doesn’t take their place by being a poor girl who sells her pasteries behind Alphys’s hotel

7. Muffet takes Nicecream Guy’s place

Muffet is a good person who loves making pasteries to everyone and is tries to save money to help her family and even offers a picture of her small spiders as a gift for helping them… Her only problem is that she just can’t find a good place to sell her pasteries with people who are actually interested on it.

8. Nicecream Guy takes Catty & Bratty place

He is pretty much the same he is in the original game but he is actually really poor and can’t afford to buy a good handcart to keep his nicecreams, so he just keep them on a small box and waits until someone passes by and ask for a nicecream.

There is maybe way more to develop about it but for now it’s all I could think about xP And I’m actually really happy with it :3

I hope you enjoyed this idea so far and if you have anything that can complement it I’m open to suggestions xD

[skeletondreadful]

Book 2, Chapter 7

"Unwelcome visitors" is the title of this chapter and I'm hoping it's Valkyrie's cousins bc it means I get to talk about fighting Fergus

One sec Skulduggery has a crush on someone named Grace Kelly I gotta google her

He has good taste but also she's dead and died at 52 which is only 4 years older than my mom so...

I don't think I'm gonna get to talk about fighting Fergus

MAGIC SCIENCE?? YOURE KIDDING THATS ONE OF MY SPECIAL INTERESTS

THEORETICAL MAGIC? LIKE, POSSIBLE SPELLS OR THE THEORY OF THE SCIENCE BEHIND IT

HOLY FUCK THO

IM SO HYPED RN I NEED LIKE A MINUTE

Okay back

Professor Kenspeckle Grouse

The syringe!

"the scientist seemed to have a soft spot for Valkyrie." I'm gonna cry this is magical no amount of 90s/early 2000s hits playing over the cafe speakers can ruin this

Thank you Chris, thank you Derek Landy

Awwwww!!! She's his favorite!!

He's talking about the biology of vampires FUCK. YES.

I just wanna say that the background noise in my head rn is just "hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah"

Lol Kenspeckle is throwing shade at Mr. Skeltal

The stuff in the syringe suppresses the whole vampire night beast stuff

Ooh! What's in the vial?!

Sea water?

Holy water doesn't work, stakes through the heart don't work, I'm guessing garlic doesn't work either. Basically Derek Landy is going "Hey, everything you know about vampires? Throw it out. None of that applies. Fuck it. Go fuck yourself you stupid fuck."

The only thing that applies is the fact that vampires can't cross running water

Nvm it doesn't fucking apply, they're just allergic to salt water

"Think you know shit about vampires? Go fuck yourself." -Derek Landy

lol Valkyrie calling out the lapse in logic

Omg Kenspeckle is so sad about it that's so cute omg poor guy

This whole scenario is 100% proof she's autistic

LMFAO WHY ARE THE ASSISTANTS WRESTLING??

The Grand Mage called Skulduggery while they were in the lab

"I just have some....... things to do."

"Get in the car." Damn bitch do a better time hiding shit or admit you wanna keep something secret

He just admitted he's up to something.

Okay but they're adorable.

Why is China dressed so nice?

China just casually talking about death and stuff

China is so selfish. At least she doesn't pretend she's not...

UGH FACELESS ONES

China used to worship them??

What the fuck

CHINA JUST CASUALLY DROPPING THE FACT SHE WAS A CULTIST

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"Skulduggery is one angry fucker." -China

What's happening? Who's here?

Oh, Baron Venjess

Hey Baron fuck off maybe?

Honestly tho China is being so badass rn

FUCK YEAH FUCK IT UP CHINA

Why is she tapping her belly tho??

What circle? Binding to fate? What? Is this a death curse?

Omg he's trapped

"Clever girl" what is she a raptor from Jurassic Park?

FUCK. IT. UP. CHINA.

Venjess is in so much pain

FUCK ITS DUSK

COWBOY BOOTS??

Nooooooooooo

She has symbols on her body...

Irish sass from China for once.

Fuuuuuuck ooooooooff Venjess

Thank you for protecting Valkyrie, China.

VALKYRIE NO

FUCK I DONT HAVE TIME FOR ANOTHER CHAPTER UNTIL AFTER WORK

[undesired-attention]

okay, i have a little bit before i want to go to bed so ig ill write about whats been going on

my dad found out i smoke weed, but he hasn’t tried talking to me about it or brought it up to me. he told my mom he knew because i ordered this pretty pipe to smoke from that is a crystal, but i had it accidentally shipped to my house and my dad found it in the mail. it was shipped from china so it had what it was on the package, but he still left it with my ipsy bag to get when i woke up the next day so idk. he’s found out i was doing stuff like that before, maybe not pot but cigarettes and would scream at me and stuff but he didn’t with this, and since he hasn’t yet i know he won’t at all (unless relevant in his eyes in a future fight, always possible). he basically told my mom to tell me not to get caught with it in my car, which i wont. 

these next two things are both things that happened yesterday so these are what sparked the slight urge/interest in wanting to type it all out,

so first i came back from lunch yesterday and my roommate was standing in our kitchen and said “you just missed the craziest shit” and i was like lol, okay what. she broke up with her boyfriend over the weekend and had sex with another boy (what a life, right? whatever tho) and he was in our room with her yesterday just hanging out because they are really good friends and are going on a group trip somewhere and were looking at plane tickets. so she heard the front door open and close then heard nothing, so she got up and opened her bedroom door and her ex was right there screaming at her to open her door and talk to him and she was holding the door closed screaming at him to leave and the boy in the room was helping, but apparently he had ACL surgery recently and couldn’t really help, so her ex eventually got in. he shoved my roommate into the closet, knocking her curtain down (we don’t have closet doors in our dorms here) on her face, then started screaming at the boy “you fucked my girlfriend” because he had hickeys on his neck from the previous night with her, and he just made up a lie that he had a gf and whatever. so they got into a fist fight, it moved out into our kitchen, then out into the dorm hall and my roommate was screaming and calling the police and the RA down the hall. 

so at this point her ex runs out of the building with my RA chasing him telling him to stop, 5 cops show up, and it was 12:30 and she had class at 1 so they only talked to her for a few seconds and then she had to leave for class then go to the police station after. (this is when i came back, there was no cops and she was literally walking out the door) well her ex was texting her saying “im on campus, im not telling you where i am, and im not leaving until you talk to me” so she had a bunch of bigger boys walk her to class, and basically her friends ended up seeing him just off campus at a wawa and chased him here into the police station (where she was at this point, after class) and she didn’t press charges and neither did the boy he fought, but the police banned him from campus. 

--okay next story 

also yesterday, i went to my clinical. i really wasn’t in the mood, i was tired. our prof. showed up 40 minutes late and said the boy in our group who was assigned to go to the children’s ER (special experience for our peds rotation) called in sick so one of us needed to go in his place, so i went because we don’t have to fill out any paperwork due the following week so that just made my life slightly easier at this point in time. so i got down there and talked to the charge nurse and she said they were getting an emergency trauma in ~5 minutes so just to hang around and watch (usually we are assigned a nurse, nothing exciting usually happens, just respiratory infections usually or accidents like broken bones and burns) so they got this 17 yo girl unconscious from a suspected suicide attempt and i got to watch in the room as like 20 people total were talking and running around getting stuff for her. it really was exciting, i got to watch them insert an IO (im assuming thats how you use the abbreviation) which is an IV they drill into the bone in the leg when they can’t get peripheral IVs in (happens in IV drug users, this girl was very dark skinned though and it was hard to see veins) so they draw her blood, get her on a vent, insert foley, several epi drips, several narcan attempts (antidote for heroin) and nothing was reeeeally helping, so the lab work came back and she had a blood sugar of 1400, which is AMAZING because that’s INSANE i’ve NEVER EVER EVER heard of blood sugar over 600-700 range from when i work in the ICU as an aide and i take blood sugars there, but this was basically BEYOND critically high. i didn’t even believe the nurses when they told the doctor in front of me, i thought they had to have been talking about a different value. her creatine was also SEVEN, for an ADULT female it should be under basically 1, she isn’t even an adult yet and it was 7x that.

basically, her Dx was diabetes, DKA to be specific. she didn’t have a known diagnosis of diabetes, so this wasn’t expected at all. the nurse told me this girl must have been sick for months and nobody really noticed. so because her creatine was 7 and BS 1400, her kidneys were basically destroyed. she will be on dialysis for the rest of her life because of this. another doctor came in to insert a dialysis catheter so they could start her STAT because that was the only way to lower her levels at that point and i was just like a lil mouse squeak “can i watch?” and he was like “yes please! that would be great, as a nurse you’ll assist in these and it will be really educational.” so i was like iight then, i had to basically scrub in and then he talked me through (along with a med student) how it all worked, it was really cool actually and there was a LOT of blood, which doesn’t bother me but i’ve just never in person experienced that before. it was pretty neat, the whole experience was not expected. at one point a nurse asked me”do you have any questions?” and i was like “oh god, not that i can think of,, i wasn’t even supposed to be here today!” so i got really lucky. i won’t be able to follow up with her, but hopefully she is okay and can recover. 

the last thing i wanted to mention that was shocking:

i was sitting at my window last thursday and it was a really really nice day so my window was left open (i open it to smoke cigarettes out of it, not allowed but i’m just a rebel whatever) and i heard a girl sobbing and screaming into her phone below my window and i looked down and there is a little table hidden in an area where you can’t really see it, the main lounge in my building protrudes from the rest and there is all picnic tables around it and it’s just a little corner where people go to smoke weed and stuff, so i just took a picture of her and sent it to my friends saying there was a girl screaming at her boyfriend on the phone crying below me. so about 5 minutes later i look back down because she’s still crying and she’s just clearly (from my angle, directly above her) cutting herself. she kept looking around to see if anyone could see, but she never looked up. i was SO SHOCKED at this point that i texted one of my friends who has gone through a lot of the same things as me (past history of self harm, to a pretty “bad” extent) and asked if she was in her room (my building) and she wasn’t, she was still in class so i told her what was going on and so she told me when she was leaving and a minute or so after she started walking back the girl got up and left. i just didn’t know what to do, i just know i’m the type of person that when i’m upset or even when i used to hurt myself and if i ever did again, i don’t like talking about it. if someone tried i’d just shut them down or walk away. but i didn’t know this girl at all, so i didn’t know if she was going to flip out, run, try to hurt herself/me so i didn’t go down. it all happened so fast so i didn’t call anyone else, and she hasn’t been back since.

it was just surprising and like blood-chilling to look down and see a girl hurting herself because i’ve never WATCHED someone else do it, i used to do it really bad, i have scars from my wrist to my armpit on my right arm (left handed aye), some on my left upper forearm, my thighs and stomach so i can really relate to self harm, but i just have a hard time relating to people because my friends in high school were just complete opposites of me, they were/are just such happy people overall and none of my close friends ever were depressed or self harmed so i just never really had anyone to relate. so i didn’t know what to do. 

okay, so that’s all of it. i feel really bad it’s so long, but it’s been about a weeks worth of stuff built up. 

[ghosthierophant]

2x07 - 2x09

THE FINAL 3 HAPPENINGS

I LOVE ALL MY CHILDREN; I LOVE ALL MY DAUGHTERS ESPECIALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

except that horrible yt family apart from maxine sweetie i love her i’m so sorry sweetie

ALSO THE LOST SISTER WAS THE BEST FUCKING EPISODE FUCK Y’ALL  RACISTS

2x07: THE LOST SISTER

TO SHOW YOU THE GIRL

FIND HER

best assistant

indian girl

there she is

yay inclusivity

: (  no

wait,,,,,,,,,,,

/ calls

jim hopper

joyce byers

uh oh : (

8  8  8  8  8 

hi el

R  U N A W A Y

c i t y

FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE

............... um ......... el, careful

don’t be a dick to her

MY SISTER

KALI!!!!!!!!

Dream Circle

11 - 8

SISTER

SISTER

I LOVE YOU KALI

SEE OR NOT SEE

WHATEVER I CHOOSE

/ butterfly

i love kali i love her i love kali

WHOLE... NOW

LIKE A PIECE OF ME WAS MISSING

& NOW IT’S NOT

We Belong Together

Your Home

I LOVE 

WHY ARE YOU ASSHOLES TO HER, YOU FUCKING CUNTS

she’s not shirley temple

THE SPIDER HATER

MICK

FUNSHINE, NICE

MISS JANE

here & here

boom

I  LOVE  KALI

ANGER

FEAR

OLIVIA

lied

hella pain

4:50

FOR MISS JANE

NEW CLOTHES

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

THE LOOK

baby

SUPERMARKET SWEEP

EGGOS

DAMN, SHIRLEY

EAT SHIT MY DUDE

DO YOU REMEMBER US

US

YOU HURT MAMA

OH JEEZ 

i’m kali

I LOVE KALI

um,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I LOVE KALI - DON’T TAKE HER FROM ME

DON’T KILL KALI

EL

OH JEEZ THERE HE IS

MIKE : (

she has to fight another battle tho

plsplsplsplsplsplspls

IN DANGER

I CAN SAVE THEM

SHE’S STRONGER NOW

GREAT TRANSITION WITH REFLECTIONS

EL LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE WINONA RIGHT NOW

MY FRIENDS

GOING HOME

NEW WAVE SONG PLAYING

2x08: THE MIND FLAYER

low growling

there him is

Him big

THAT’S A BIG ANGRY BOY

... he’s gunna get thru with all his friends

Y’ALL FUCKE DUP NOW

w e l p

HE’S THE SPY SPYING KNOCK HIM OUT

HOLD HIM DOWN

HERE WE GO 

HERE WE FUCKING GO

jeez

OH BOY!!!!!!!! WE IN A HORROR GAME NOW!!!!!!

uh oh

YOUR SON IS THE WORSST YOUR SON IS THE WORST

EW........ WHAT THE FUCK

GET OFF MY FUCKING TV SCREEN

/ scoffs

... honestly neil fuck him up

YIKES NEVERMIND F-SLUR

ALL Y’ALL FUCKED

susan just leave

WHAT ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOR, DAD??????????

... yikes 

HE ATE MEWS

OH BOY

YOU DID YOU DID 

YOU DID

i’m steve looking at the bigger picture problems

THE LAB OF DEAD PEOPLE

OH NO BOB

BOB,,,,,

OH NO,,, BOB

BOB NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

YOU’RE GUNNA DIE, BOB

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH BOB

hi nance

STEVE? NANCY? JONATHAN?

DO IT FOR MR. FRODO, BOB

lol bad time to be eating dinner rn lol

SON OF A BITCH

pour one out for bob the brain

OH GOD THE GUN!!!!

good man

now THIS is an indie horror game - 2 player guiding the first thru shit like omg

JUST GET IN

GET IN THE CLOSET OUTLAST STYLE

YOU GOTTA GO NOW, BOB

....................................... oh no

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GET REKT BOB : / should’ve kept running jeezus

: //////////////////////////////////

gratuitous eating shot

RIP SAM

I AM THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

: (((((((((((((((((((((((( best mom

: (((((((((((((((((( bob A/V

DEMO-DOGS

THE WHAT? = THE MIND FLAYER

THE DND 

THIS IS THE BEST ANALOGY WE GOT

the Nazis from Another Dimension 

IT’S JUST A GAME

LET’S KILL IT

w i l l

ISOLATION TANK FOR WILL LOL

... hey

gf

FEEL THE SEXUAL ELECTRICITY

el mage

MUSIC

ok

not will

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

... nearly el powers, shit

rainbow ship

BEST. MOM.

hi jonathan

mke : (((((((((((

.................... not will, but... MORSE CODE

GOOD MUSIC

REAL MUSIC

nice system

OH NO THE FUCKING PHONE

HE KNOWS

i’m nancy with the phone

... he knows

aw fuck

NANCE CAN

HERE SHE IS????????????

THE MAGE

SHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

RUN TO HER MIKE

true love, my dudes

2x09: THE GATE

one more, my dudes

BIG HUG BIG HUG BIG HUG BIG HUG BIG HUG BIG HUG BIG HUG

EVERY NIGHT FOR 353 DAYS

I HEARD

I WOULDN’T LET HER

/ hug

let’s talk

U N D E R S T A N D

DO NOT BLAME HER

SHE’S UPSET ENOUGH

mike ok mike pls stop : (((((((((((((((((((((

: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

YOU’RE A GOOD MAN, HOPPER

BIG HUG

WE MISSED YOU

EVERY DAY

TEETH

YOU HAVE TEETH

P E A R L S

/ purrs

/ awkward walk by

SEE HIM

C L O S E  G A T E

I LOVE MY BADASS BITCHIN GIRL

& THIS MUSIC

.................... where are we

....... worst parents

WHAT THE FUCK,,,

m o t h e r

BILLY PLS LEAVE

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, lord

GET OFF MY TV SCREEN

PLS GOD I HOPE HE DIES

HOW S THIS IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, shit fuck

BURN IT OUT

OK,,,,, GO TEAM

good babysitter

/ is a decent person

/ fandom freak the fuck out

NO KISS DAMNIT

BYE MIKE : ((((((((((((((((((((((

MTV PUNK

NEW LOOK

a nice man’s - i’m also concerned lmao

GOOD TALK, GOOD HEART-TO-HEART

/ destroys

sarah - didn’t tell her before,,,

GOOD TALK GOOD TALK GOOD TALK GOOD TALK 

S T U P I D

BROKE YOUR ONE RULE

l o o k

b i t c h i n

[ monsters roaring in distance ]

I’M MIKE PACING

I’M MIKE TALKING BACK TO STEVE

WE ALL DIE

FIRE - THAT’S A NO LMAO

THIS IS NOT HAPPENING lmao

shitheads safe

THE ACTUAL WORST FUCKING TIME TO EVER BE FUCKING

//////////////////////////////////////// fucking yike here it comes

DON’T CREAM YOUR PANTS

WHY DID THEY FUCKING

OHMYFUCKING GOD

THIS IS IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

OHMY FUCKIG GOD

I’M GOING TO KILL HIM MYSELF

I’M GOING TO KILL HIM

... WHERE’S THE BAT WITH THE NAILS

WHERE’S THE BAT WITH THE FUCKING NAILS

USE THE BAT WITH THE FUCKING NAILS

USE

THE

BAT

WITH

THE

FUCKING

NAILS

USE THE BAT

USE THE BAT

USE THE FUCKING BAT

CLOSE ENOUGH, MAX

GOOD ENOUGH, MAX

GOOD, MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS MAX!!!!!!!!!!1

MY DAUGHTER MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAS MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is karma for last season

I’M HIM FREAKING OUT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BEST MOM IS BEST MO

i’m both she & jon

H E L L O

steve: failing at babysitting

steve: getting better

d i p s h i t s

oh no  : ((((((((((((((((((

BEST DAD

tfw spores

JESUS WHAT AN IDIOT - same

DRENCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

i’m sorry will : ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

oh ew gross ew WHAT THE FUCK EW GOD EW GOD EW GOD OH GODO OH GOD OH GOD OHGOD OHGODHODHGGHOOHDGHGOODHDGO

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

OHMY GOD NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

DISCO INFERNO

OH SHIT THERE HE GO

PLS WILL PULL THRU

Y E S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

HERE IT IS

WHAT A FUCKING MOOD

CLOSE IT, EL

C’MON EL C’MON EL C’MON EL C’MON EL

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: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

THIS IS SO TRAGIC

I LOVE YOU KALI!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH CLIMB FASTER

ELEVEN 

oh shit double bleed now

TEAMWORK

ok

GO ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ow

BEST GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

THE TAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY DID IT!!!

I’M HE LEAVING

THEY DONE DID IT YAS

chief-o

i like this envelope

POPS!!!!!!!!!!!! JANE HOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!

a year aite / eats

ONE NIGHT BALL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU GOD

JVC

IT’S WHAT’S HAPPENING

i’m mike

HEY, WANNA DANCE

i’m lucas

SON OF A BITCH

THE SPRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE ARE YOUNG

THE FUCKING DRIVE OVER & THE HAIR LMAO

ok nice development

S N A Z Z Y

lookin so good, nance

PURE FUEL

AWWW JON THERE TOO AWWWWW

YOUR HAIR

MAX. HEY. WANT TO LIKE Y’KNOW DANCE

I SUPPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZOMBIE BOY DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOOD LUCK

I’M MIKE

NVM I’M DUSTIN

I’M DUSTIN & MIKE

I’ mDUSTIN CRYING

DANCE WITH SHE

LOOK AT HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GIRLS THIS AGE ARE DUMB

THEY’LL WISE UP

i’m ship the parents tho i rly do

MIKE: THERE SHE IS

THERE SHE IS THERE SHE IS THERE SHE IS THERE SHE IS THERE SHE IS THERE SHE IS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THANK YOU

MY CHILDREN

FIGURE IT OUT!!!!!!!1

YEEEEEES

MY CHILDREN

YO KISS!!!!!!!!!!!

2 KISSES!!!!!!!!!!!

my children are happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR A FUCKING CHANGE THEY ARE HAPPY 

for now

oh god what is this fucking angle

ugh there’s the fucking updown AGHOIJGUOIJGRK

good show my dudes

[flintstill]

Work was fucking nuts today. The other assistant was gone because her daughter is getting married on Saturday, and we didn’t get a temp, so it was only me and the hygienists, and a FULL schedule. I had barely ANY time between patients to turn over rooms. By the time we finished with a patient, it was already time to bring the next one back. I couldn’t even run sterilization until the very end of the day (which is usually done after each patient), and the hygienists had to do that for me, which is usually the other way around. Only ONCE all day was there any gap between patients when I could actualy clean the room without rushing around frantically.

Their other office was closed today, so Boss1 was around in the morning (he’s usually at the other place on Thurs and it’s just Boss2), and he had to turn the room for me after the second patient because JFC I didn’t even have time to take the stuff and leave it in the sterilization room. Then Boss1 had to go to a meeting so I was totally on my own. I was wih another patient in that room he turned over for me and he gives me an elbow-to-elbow high five and then peaces out. And our 4th patient was supposed to be a limited exam but turned into oral surgery… AHHH

Then we had a 2 hour appointment at 12, and it ran past 2, and my back fucking hurt so bad, i had to scarf a protein bar (the only thing I’d eaten so far) while turning the room for the next patient, which was also super long and my body was giving out I was fucking exhausted

THEN another patient got added to the schedule, but it was luckily just to deliver trays, so thank God I didn’t have to work a procedure, and instead worked on the twice stacked sink full of stuff to be autoclaved, and write up lab slips from that morning to get sent off, JFC.

The other hygienist was like “are you going to be here for a while?” at 4:30 which is when we’d usually be going home, and I was like “oh HELL yeah, I still have to do all my notes.”

Boss 1 was back at that point, both our office managers and the first hygienist had already left for the weekend, and as soon as that last patient left, I hear this clap and Boss2 go “I am fucking exhausted!” and I’m just like dude, “I am so fucking sore” and Boss2 goes, weirdly “I’ve never heard you say ‘fucking’ before” and I’m thinking ummmm yeah because I’m at work bro and I’m not the boss and you hadn’t said it in the office yet either, but say “it’s… an overused word in my personal life.” And Boss2 and I are telling Boss1 how fucking swamped we were all day, and I go to work on my notes

And THEN, Boss1 asks if I can stick around a little longer because he got a call for an emergency appointment and didn’t realize this patient (who we have seen 2-3 times before), wasn’t in college but was in fact in high school and a minor, so he needed another female present since it was after hours and literally everyone else was gone. So I got to actually get the stuff in the autoclave and actually clean the rooms and finish my notes while we waited for her. When she left Boss1 was like, from across the office “___ you’re a saint! You’re a saint!” lol

Boss2 was talking about how hungry he was, and I thought he was maybe going to invite me to eat again, and Boss2 was going to some open house at this menswear store where they were having free sushi, that his other friend invited him to, and was like “you’re welcome to come if you want” but I think he was just being polite because I was in scrubs and he looked sharp. Apparently, that place has really good happy hour deals tho so I’m going to make note of it.

We walked out the three of us and it’s only at times like that that I remember I’m taller than both of them. Then I had a thought I probably shouldnt have had lol.

Next weekend they’ll both be in town unlike this one so we’re gonna have another training session and work on full x-ray series

BRUh i am so wiped