#hes such a stinker (affectionate)

[linoyes]

[skelekins]

(´〜��*) fumes why are u sneakin mustard packets in the middle of the night

[just-miru]

me every time i see my son (mr cat)

[pookietv]

am i cool yet? | george clarke

thank you for all the love on my first post, appreciate it massively!!

have a little george clarke x singer because i love the thought of that loser (affectionate) with a very cool girl

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arthurnfhill: guess who is going back on artour!! (please come and don't let the tour flop)

georgeclarkeey: it would be quite funny if it flopped though

↳ arthurnfhill: so funny i am laughing so hard rn

user1: cannot waiiiiiit when do tickets drop!!!

↳ arthurnfhill: 10am next friday!

yourusername: hm that sounds cringe. wonder who will even bother showing up to that stinker.

↳ arthurnfhill: literally so cringe, wait until you hear about the support act, they suck so much, gonna be the worst show ever

↳ yourusername: i don't doubt it x

liked by arthurnfhill, georgeclarkeey and 3,904 others. tagged @/arthurnfhill

yourusername: good news, i am going on tour! bad news, it's with @/arthurnfhill (but on a serious note, tickets go on sale 10am friday, so if you wanna come by and hear us sing some little tunes please do!)

georgeclarkeey: jeez he said he had a stinker support act but i didn't know it was this bad (but of course i am kidding and you guys will smash it)

↳ yourusername: @/arthurnfhill is this the irrelevant flatmate you were telling me about??

↳ arthurnfhill: unfortunately, yes

↳ georgeclarkeey: @/yourusername ah, so my reputation proceeds me

liked by yourusername and 1,293 more tagged @/yourusername and @/arthurnfhill

arthurhillupdates: pictures that y/n put on her story from the first show of the tour tonight!!

userone: omg can't believe i missed the ticket drop, these two performing together ???

usertwo: they are literally both so hot i can't

userthree: i would kill to be backstage ngl

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arthurnfhill: artour night one in newcastle was very cool! a little disappointed that y/n looks cooler then me on stage but i will have to live with it

georgeclarkeey: to be fair i don't know what you were expecting, you don't look very cool anyway

↳ arthurnfhill: you can't be mean about things that are true

yourusername: if you need any stage coaching lmk

↳ arthurnfhill: rubbing a lot of salt into a fresh wound

↳ georgeclarkeey: @/yourusername i'd keep rubbing it if i were you

↳ yourusername: @/georgeclarkeey is that what you usually say to women?

↳ userone: she ate him up lmaooooo

arthurtv: can't wait for the london show so i can pester you live

↳ yourusername: couldn't have said it better myself, can't wait to pester you too

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yourusername: half way through the (ar)tour, thank you for all the support so far!! (+plus a little throwback from when i was just a girl making silly youtube covers)

bambinobecky: to say you look hot is an understatement

↳ yourusername: you're gonna make me blush x

arthurnfhill: wow that photo is great wonder who you pestered until they took the photo

↳ yourusername: got absolutely no clue, some random guy with a pedostache took it for me backstage

↳ arthurnfhill: crying in the mens bathrooms rn

↳ yourusername: you're getting awfully upset about the photo credits

↳ arthurnfhill: want to be able to put 'y/n's photographer' on my cv thats all

↳ yourusername: would be the only thing on there to be fair

gkbarry: jesus you're gorgeous, where's arthur been hiding you?

↳ yourusername: in the basement, says he's too famous to be my friend anymore :,(

arthurtv: don't tell him i told you but clarkey said you looked pretty in this photo

↳ yourusername: clarkey being too scared to comment on a girls instagram seems on brand to be honest

↳ georgeclarkeey: arthur you're a snitch and y/n you're mean

↳ yourusername: @/georgeclarkeey maybe but i wasn't wrong

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yourusername: london, you were amazing! the best night to end tour on, thank you all so much for coming to artour and supporting

arthurnfhill: thank you for supporting (even if you were very annoying)

↳ yourusername: is this seriously what you were typing when you were at the bar ??

↳ georgeclarkeey: can confirm, i saw him typing it

↳ user1: omg they're together?? clarkey and y/n meetup !!!

georgeclarkeey: was a very cool show, shame arthur had to come on and ruin it

↳ yourusername: for real, the audacity of this man to play at his own tour, smh

↳ georgeclarkeey: i couldn't agree more, should have just been the y/n show

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yourusername: don't let george take you for a walk in london, he takes it as photoshoot opportunities and makes you take a million of him (proof referenced above)

arthurnfhill: you spend time with him once and complain, this is what i deal with all the time

↳ yourusername: i have never pitied you more

georgeclarkeey: who is that good looking man??

↳ yourusername: think you're mixed up, @/arthurtv isn't in this picture x

↳ georgeclarkeey: now thats just cruel, especially after i paid for dinner

↳ yourusername: poor you :(

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yourusername: i forced the boys to take me to the local pub just to get aquainted

arthurnfhill: we will never let you have sambuca shots again, you just became mean

↳ georgeclarkeey: she actually became nicer to me the more drunk she got

↳ yourusername: @/georgeclarkeey that's just because i was relying on you to look after me x

arthurtv: you are abnormally shit at pool

↳ yourusername: hey you weren't much better, hill carried you so badly

↳ arthurtv: says you who teamed up with george just to make him help you with all your turns

↳ yourusername: don't hate the player hate the game, not my fault george felt like being nice to me

↳ arthurtv: wonder why he's so nice to you

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yourusername: why not to leave men alone with your phone, a thread

georgeclarkeey: you have done us a little dirty with these photos

↳ yourusername: shouldn't have taken them on my phone then

↳ georgeclarkeey: don't lie you love it

chrismd10: third one is going in the wank bank

↳ yourusername: wish i could say the same

↳ georgeclarkeey: am i not wank bank worthy?

↳ yourusername: really think about what your life has come to commenting this on instagram

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georgeclarkeey: she tried to teach me how to play, am i cool yet?

yourusername: i think i speak for all of us when i say no x

↳ georgeclarkeey: at least i tried

↳ yourusername: tried being the operative word

arthurnfhill: can confirm, sounded like a cat dying

↳ georgeclarkeey: okay fine, you can stick to being my rockstar boyfriend

↳ arthurnfhill: okay pookie

maxbalegde: he came into the office and swore down he was a top ten artist

↳ yourusername: i mean if top ten is top ten worst he might actually be right x

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yourusername: my boyfriend is not very cool but he is hot and i love him all the same (turns out he has a thing for super cool awesome rock girls)

georgeclarkeey: i am not sure how to feel about this, you both violated me and complimented me

↳ yourusername: feel grateful i complimented you, was just going to violate you originally x

↳ georgeclarkeey: well when you put it that way, gosh i'm just so lucky

arthurnfhill: nice of george to wear a hat that labels all of his skills so quickly and easily

chrismd10: honestly thought world war three would come before george got a girlfriend

↳ yourusername: you and me both (he's holding me captive please help)

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georgeclarkeey: if i get a cool girlfriend, does that make me cool by proximity?

arthurtv: no

arthurfnhill: she is barely cool let alone you

chrismd10: in no universe are you cool

yourusername: good try george, but no x

↳ georgeclarkeey: i'll try again with my next girlfriend then x

↳ yourusername: took you this long to get one girlfriend i don't think that will be anytime soon x

↳ georgeclarkeey: kidding, i am not letting you leave (you are the only one who can tolerate me)

hope you enjoyed !! :)

[paddedlittleparadise]

When Words Have Two Meanings (Ream Teaser)

Little Andy's about to go to a birthday party for his fellow Little! But unfortunately, he's having a hard time convincing his Mommy not to interpret the party's theme in a very embarrassing way…

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"Nno- Mommy, no! It- it's not that kind of par-mmmmphhh!"

Into Andy's mouth the giant spoon went once more, forcing yet another wad of oily, gritty mush deep into his half-choking throat. He gulped, straining in his high chair, his hands waving helplessly as he muscled the icky goo down. He knew this taste all too well: the taste of laxative-laced oatmeal. But before he could even recover, his wife Lila – affectionately known to him these last four years as Mommy – gave a knowing chuckle and drove the spoon into the half-empty bowl for a fresh load.  

"Oh, sweetie, hush! Don't tell me you really know better than Mommy now? You said your Little friend's birthday party is a wet and messy party, right?" Lila's green eyes twinkled, and deep between his messy lips went the loaded spoon again. "Now I can't speak for Charlotte's Mommy, of course. But any adult with half a grain of sense will know that, when it comes to two big babies like you, "wet" and "messy" can mean one thing and one thing only…"

She giggled over his gurgling protests, merrily oblivious to his discomfort. "You're my little stinker, after all. Aren't you? My sweet little super-soaking pampers packer. And if that's what Charlotte's Mommy wants this party to be about… well, we need to make sure you're primed and ready!"

Of course Andy tried to reason. But reasoning with Mommy wasn't exactly his strong suit at any time – and least of all now in this hapless position, locked in his chair, wearing his night-soaked diaper, and being forcibly spoon-fed his gooey breakfast. So he let out a sticky sigh… and down the hatch it all went.

After that? Down too went the contents of his one-liter bottle. Because, after all, Mommy cheerfully informed him that if he didn't drain it all quickly, she simply wouldn't have time to change him. And, well… rocking up to his Mommy's friend's house in a swollen – and probably by that time leaking – night diaper wasn't exactly on his list of favorite things ever.

"Hmm… you really think it's a party for messy play? Like finger painting?" Mommy was smirking now, glancing brightly backward from his closet full of onesies, shortalls, and diaper covers and giving her now freshly double-diapered husband a wink. "In that case, maybe I should just leave you like that: in nothing but your diaper. Surely it's better not to get your pretty clothes dirty…"

"No, no, it- it's okay," Andy hastened, his stuffed and already gurgling belly giving a little flip-flop of fear. "Please, I- I wanna wear something! I- I can stay clean-" Oh, he did! How embarrassing to show up with this waddly, stuffer-filled monstrosity of a double diaper on display for everyone to see?!

At that, Mommy let out a triumphant laugh. "Such a silly little thing," she reproved, tugging one of his newest onesies over his head and beginning to guide his arms through the sleeves. "Well, never mind that. At least this one will be appropriate no matter what! Oh… but of course my baby can't read!" She giggled anew, her fingers dexterously snapping the taut fabric shut around his bulging crotch. "See these words on the front? They say, "Mommy's Little Messmaker! And isn't that exactly what you are, sweetie?"

Well, Andy would have let out a disconsolate bleat of dissent. But Mommy was already stuffing his pacifier into his mouth and bending down, her lovely cleavage full on display within her sundress, and planting a warm kiss on his forehead. "Well, aren't you adorable! Now let's get going. It's an hour to your Little friend's house, at least – and we can't keep sweet little Charlotte waiting on her birthday!"

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Want to read the mortifying end to this little story – along with many, many other one-off, multi-part, and commissioned stories? We'd be delighted to see you over on our Ream (i.e., the Patreon that's NOT run by bigoted assholes). Lots of steamy, femdommy, diaper-y, BDSM-y, sissy-y goodness awaits! 😁

[so-many-fandoms-here]

(English isn’t my first language so feel free to correct any mistakes you notice.)

• Characters: Levi Ackerman, fem!Reader

• Genre: fluff

• Warnings: mentions of death

Sfw-Alphabet

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Affection: (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Levi isn’t really into pda. He will show you affection throughout the day by checking on you, making sure you ate and drank enough, bringing you tea and brushes your hand or your back when you two coincidentally meet during the day.

Behind closed doors Levi often seems cold too but he most certainly isn’t. He will kiss you, hug you, whatever you please.

Beauty: (What do they find especially attractive about you)

You as a whole. The way you manage to go through the day with all the pain and misery around you. You are the most attractive woman in the world in his eyes but beyond that you have a heart made of gold.

Comfort: (How do they comfort you? How do you comfort them)

Levi knows that words of affirmation don’t mean anything so he won’t even try. But he will hold you, listen and tell you that it’s okay and that he’s here.

Dreams: (How do they imagine their future with you)

He wants to settle down with you, buy a nice house and wants kids with you. A classical, „boring“ life almost everyone wants.

Ending: (How would they break up with you)

Quick and cold.

Fight: (How are they during an argument)

He is so stubborn, it‘s a pain in the ass. Even if he knows he is in the wrong he needs a little bit of time to admit it to himself. But a fight between you two never goes on for long. Neither of you two want to spend your time with stupid fights when you can die at literally any moment.

Gentle: (How gentle are they? physically and emotionally)

Levi may seem cold and rough but he tries his best to be as gentle as possible with you. It’s hard sometimes since he isn’t used to gentleness due to his past but he will do his best to learn.

Hugs: (Do they like hugs? What are their hugs like?)

He loves hugs as long as their in private. He holds you tight and it seems like he doesn’t want to let go of you ever again.

I love you: (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It took a while. These three words are really powerful and saying it out loud, for the world to hear scared him. Everyone he loved was taken away from him so he thought as long he doesn’t say it he would be safe. Maybe he could tell himself he never loved you in the first place if you died, to ease the pain. But he realized that he doesn’t want to act like he didn’t loved you. He would regret it if you died without hearing from him how much he loves you.

Jealousy: (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He always denies it but can’t help but to feel the fear of you finding someone better. He thinks it’s stupid and that there are so many different, so many deadly things to be afraid of. But this feeling is still there. He don’t want to lose you in any way.

Kisses: (Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Loves to kiss you everywhere. Your sweet lips that talk him trough his panic attacks, your hands and fingers than introduced him to gentleness, your shoulder that are willing to stem his pain too, nothing will be left out.

He loves it when you kiss his face and head. It’s rather intimate to him because he had to bring up a lot of trust to let anyone this close to his face. Now he loves the warm feeling that runs through him whenever you kiss him.

Little ones: (How are they around children?)

He is a bit awkward around them at first but warms up rather quickly. He doesn’t even need to try, kids just like him. Also he likes that kids are so straight up forward.

Levi would be a wonderful father for your children. Strict but in a loving way. The moment he finds out you’re pregnant he‘s so protective over his child. He’s always so proud at every little achievement and new thing your kid learns and every time he looks at the little stinker his heart could explode with love and joy.

Marriage: (Do they want to marry?)

At first Levi thought marriage is unnecessary and never felt the desire to marry one day. He never felt the desire to be in a relationship too, until he net you. Marrying you was something else. Imagining you walking down the aisle in a beautiful white dress, sharing the same last name and letting the world know that you to are meant for each other, even have it legally written down made him happy.

Nicknames: (How do they call you)

Dear, Love. Mostly your name though.

Open: (When would they start revealing things about themselves)

It takes some time for him to open up but over the time he will tell you everything.

Patience: (How easily angered are they)

He can get pissed off rather quickly but is never really angry at you. Will roll his eyes with a „Tch“ and call you a brat but that’s all.

Quizzes: (How much would they remember about you)

He plays it down but knows every little detail about you.

Romantic: (Are they romantic)

Levi sucks at romance and has absolutely no feeling for it. He develops a small sense for it over time but he still is far away from romantic. But who could blame him for that in the world he grew up in?

Security: (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Levi would rot out humanity with his very own hands if it means saving you. He trusts you skills as a soldier but is always ready to do anything to protect you.

Try: (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Another thing he tries to play down but he will think about every gift and every surprise for at least one day, because he wants it to be perfect. Everyone around can see how mich effort he puts in the relationship by the tiny things he does for you during the day. Bringing you tea, making time to check on you, etc.

Ugly: (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

His stubbornness for sure. He can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

Vanity: (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He makes sure to be clean and to look neat on a daily basis.

Whole: (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Absolutely. You showed him things he never want to miss again. You’re the most important person in his life and he knows that you will leave behind one of the biggest hole in his heart.

Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Absolutely loves it when you wear higheels.

Yuck: (What are some things they wouldn’t like)

Playing hard to get, trying to make him jealous or to provoke him in any way. Ain’t got time for this bullshit.

Zzz…: (Some of their sleeping habits)

Laying besides you and listening to your steady breath and your heartbeat helps him to calm down and makes it easier for him to find some rest.

[just-a-carrot]

kind of a random question, but what makes orlam flustered, like what does it take to make this stinker (affectionate) fluster???

not much tbh...

the only real scene i can even think of from any game is this:

and the only reasons it works is because iggy does something quite out of character and unexpected and all of them are already emotionally shook from everything that just happened

he just doesn't get flustered easily, mostly because he can read people very well and is always 5 steps of ahead of anything someone might do or say. so it would have to be something out of character for that person. and he would need to know it's out of character, so it would have to be someone he already knows fairly well (strangers cannot fluster him). also also it would need to be someone he has some degree of affection for beyond just physical attraction (so again, no strangers, he'd have to have known this person for a while)

i think that's why iggy has the best chance of occasionally making him flustered because iggy's Way of Being™ is already quite removed from what orlam is used to and iggy has a tendency to do random things that surprise even himself... one can never fluster orlam on purpose because he'll see it a mile away. it can only be done by sheer unexpected chance and under the exact right conditions lol case in point the next time iggy jumps towards him he doesn't get flustered at all, both because this is no longer something new (it's now within the realm of possibility in his head that iggy may do this), and because there are no high emotional stakes happening

so quite rare all in all

[mellowsaturns]

Domestic Javi tell me more 👀

SKYE !!!! I DROPPED EVERYTHING AND HAD TO WRITE THIS DOWN !!!! he’d be such a good lover. passionate. caring. protective. and i definitely see him as the type who’d want to settle down after everything and i am soft yet feral at that thought. this is just a short domestic!javi word vomit </3

it starts off by him waking up earlier than you one morning and when the columbian sunlight hits the features of your face just right, he finds himself in complete awe. at how you chose to remain by his side despite all the dangers his job entailed. at how you looked past his playboy persona and gave him a chance to show you what a gentleman he really was. at how you brought out a better side of him that had everyone in the office noticing. looking down at your serene state, he swears he’ll never let you go, because he wants to wake up to this forever.

after his dea journey is over, he moves back to texas with you. the both of you attend a get-together hosted by his family that he hasn’t seen in a while and he absolutely looses it when he sees how good you are with kids. (he totally doesn’t get jealous when a bunch of them pull you away from him and steals you for the rest of the evening. he’s totally not brooding.) one of them goes up to him and asks, “uncle javi, are you going to marry them? please tell me you are.” and javi wonders to himself if kids were always this noisy. but he couldn’t help the smile threatening to overtake at the mere thought of you walking down the aisle. he pinches the little stinker affectionately before telling him to shoo. once again, he fails miserably to hide his grin as he meets your eyes from across the room, his own eyes full of love.

never in a million years would he think he’d have this life. but here, in this little suburban home he got, he’s attempting to cook breakfast for you. it’s a mess. he never really had time to learn how to cook for himself back in columbia but he’s got all the time in the world now to learn. nowadays, he finds himself just content with the simple things. like watching tv and playing an overly competitive game of cards with you. a complete opposite to the javi from years ago, he finds himself happy to stay at home—being a good husband and hopefully, a soon-to-be father.

[louferrignojrofficial]

Cat sharing? Count me in! Just got these two little babies this fall :D

Left is Étoile, she's 7 and trying to bring early crimas with her nifty pj cape, and the little stinker (/affectionate) is my 2yo boi Champignon cutely stopping me from assembling the couch

obsessed with their names. look at these babies!!!! i love how étoile is posed under the blanket looking up like that. 🐾 champignon… i can see he’s a mischievous one. he knows he’s stopping you from assembling the couch but he’s too cute to get him to move. smart.

[ghostchems]

Can I have the #4 prompt with terzo please? :)

“no panties?” with mister troublemaker

You can’t believe you’re doing this right now. It has been a long time since you’ve really let loose while being out on the town. What started off as a girl’s night has now shifted to a man’s tongue being shoved down your throat while the two of you wait for an Uber.

It started with exchanging small glances across the bar. You clocked him immediately, the sound of his voice pulling your concentration away from the conversation with your friends the second he walked into the bar. He was dressed well, his smile lighting up his face, his black hair falling perfectly on his head and the curious white eye that drew your attention.

He bought you a drink and now, here you are, on the sidewalk with your fingers curled into his jacket, tugging him close to you. You feel him smirk against your lips, his thumbs brushing your cheeks as he pulls away from you.

“Bella, bella.” Terzo practically sings and he wraps both of his arms around you, pulling you against his chest. “Dov'è the Uber, cara? It should be here by now, no?” He is getting antsy, swaying the both of you side to side as you fumble to check your phone. Still, he is pretty much giggling into your ear.

What you’ve learned about Terzo in the short time that you’ve known him is that he is an extremely fun and affectionate man. He isn’t shy but he isn’t disrespectful.

“Ah, here it is!” You gesture to the car that is pulling up and he releases you from his arms, quickly skittering over to the car to open the back door for you. A true gentleman. You get into the car and slide all the way to the end of the seat with Terzo right behind you, settling in the middle seat. The two of you exchange a few pleasantries with the driver and then you are off to your apartment.

You usually find the ride back to be awkward but Terzo is chatting you up and being generally pleasant. That is, until his hand rests on your thigh. As he rambles on about whatever, it creeps further up your dress causing you to suck in a breath and shoot him a look. He only grins at you then brings his fingers even higher and brushes them over your cunt.

Terzo leans into you, his breath hot in your ear. “No panties?” He barely whispers, dragging his fingers over your folds to coat them in your slick. You suck in a breath as he pushes one inside you.

“I thought the drinks were very good there, no?”

“Mm, yes. Not too strong but not too watered down.” You answer quickly, your eyes darting to his face as his smile only widens. He slips another finger in and curls the two of them against that sensitive bud. Before you’re able to make a sound, he’s kissing you and you sigh in relief. At least now you’re able to make sounds. You gasp and moan against his lips, trying to keep them tame.

He breaks the kiss as he slides another finger in and quickens the pace, though he tries to make sure it’s not too loud. Your body is tensing and untensing, you place a hand over your mouth to try and muffle your sighs. Terzo is loving every second of seeing you try to keep yourself composed, licking his lips as he watches.

You can’t hold it back anymore, reaching peak as you groan loudly from behind your hand.

“Cara, are you alright?” Terzo is quick to remove his fingers from you, concerned look on his face.

“It’s a… a leg cramp.” You groan again and lean down, pretending to touch at one of your calves.

“Which one, cara? Do you want me to massage it for you?”

Oh, he is a stinker.

“N-no, it should pass soon.” You sit back up and sigh, shooting Terzo an angry look. Once the Uber pulls up to your apartment complex, you cannot get out of the car quick enough.

“Thank you, sir. Buona notte.” Terzo says before closing the car door and skipping to meet you on the sidewalk. As soon as the car drives away, the two of you are laughing hysterically and Terzo has his arms around you.

“I promise to give you many more, eh, leg cramps this evening, cara.”

[doodle17]

What are your general thoughts on the interns? Favorite? Least favorite? Best moments?

I feel like I've answered this before but I'll happily give an updated view on em

Each of them have a certain vibe I really like!

ADAM!! I love Adam! He's super smart but also a huge dork and I love himmmm... One if my favorite moments is when they're fighting Maligula and he says "That little old lady is inside her" not only is the animation so GOOD in that part, hes just so- AUGH hes so damn SPLENDID I LOVE YOU ADAM!!! I can't get over the fact his eyes are just- so different from everyone else's like damn blue eyed people amiright. Anyways, 10/10 fella definitely my favorite intern

I also really like really like Lizzie, her design is literal HELL to draw, but, I like how it feels like she's trying to be goth/emo vibes but she definitely has- something else going on. I can't put my finger on it but I'll find out eventually

Might as well talk about Norma I guess and I suppose she's grown on me a bit. Idk why but she seems to care so little but also so much about what people think of her, like- what is wrong with her but in the most affectionate way possible I need to know

Sam is a goober yes, but I really think she has something going for her other than being the "comedy relief" I know there's something else, ain't no way this girl can say the most out of pocket stuff without having seen some shit

Morris is such a stinker I want to punt him (affectionate) he's so sassy RAGHGHGHAGAG I'm obsessed with the charisma, the RIZZ this man has, he's got such a smooth talker/car salesman vibe but he can just as easily be a sopping wet creature as well, a wonderful skrunkly

Gisu.... I love her... She's similar to Morris but she definitely has more energy imo, I also think she is low-key a sucker for romance. I actually really like her design too especially her shirt, I feel like she'd be a dinosaur kind of guy. She's a hopeless romantic she totally writes MLP fanfic in her spare time

I lobe em

[lumiereandcogsworth]

man I can't remember if you and I ever talked about this, or maybe it was someone else I talked to ?? but anyway, I saw a tiktok of a baby calling their dad by his first name bc they kept hearing their mom say it, which made me think of Sofia and Robert, and it also made me wonder if any of adam and belle's kids call either of them "love" or any pet name on accident just because they hear it so often ?

SO CUTE SO CUTE. hearing sofia calling him robert is so funny and real. i love them. ANYWAY yes yes yes

i actually have thought about this and it’s like a little scene that just plays in my head sometimes. it starts with little renée overhearing some fancy official person referring to “king adam” and renée whispers to belle “who is king adam?” and belle chuckles and says “that’s papa, lovie🥰” and she’s like ??!?!?!??

and then later on she hears adam call belle darling (for the millionth time that day) and she’s like, wait interesting, putting two and two together, okay, got it. so she goes up to them and she says “so, papa is king adam. and mama is darling?” and it just cracks them up lmao

so they explain to her their actual names and the difference between royal titles and affectionate pet names and who gets to call each other what. and how SHE has the very special and exclusive privilege to get to call them papa and mama, as no one except her and her sister get to do this. (she’s little so, it’s before reecy is born.) and she’s like Whaogh…. only us in the Whole World?? and they’re like yeah, pretty crazy right :0

i do like to think that all the kiddos at some random points call their parents love and darling, BECAUSE they’re such a nickname household, it just all melds together when they’re little. when juliette is a baby, two-year-old renée always wanted to help so much. but obviously she couldn’t do anything really, so she’d just follow belle around and give lots of little kissies on baby’s head. and she would hear belle soothingly saying things like “it’s okay, lovie, shhh” and all that, so renée started mirroring her mama and would say the same things, calling juliette lovie and whispering to her that it’s okay. and belle’s heart just Explodes every time 😭

i think reecy is the most stinker about learning their names. the girls kind of get over it quickly but he loves to be like “okay, Adam >:3” and adam’s like Hey🫵 and the little rascal scampers off before anything else happens. but he, too, grows out of it. he gets a lot more into calling his sisters sillier names. bangers such as “poopy head” and “slow-poke” and “marbles brain” (this one, no one can really figure out what he means by it. is he saying their brains are the size of a marble? or that their heads are filled with marbles? they think he’s just getting confused with the phrase “you’ve lost your marbles,” but he’s only five so we’ll let it go.)

the kids also get shortened versions of their names (ren/renny, jules/julie, reece/reecy) SO frequently, especially from belle and each other, so there’s just nicknames and pet names flying everywhere in this house. it’s a very cute thing <3

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xf rewatch: jersey devil & shadows

Two early-series stinkers (affectionate) that, at least in the case of Jersey Devil, have achieved cult status or at least meme status for generally being enjoyable as hell. I imagine Fox executives side-eyeing a little, like, what is this, bring back those Squeeze guys or that Chris Carter who wrote the first couple… Really? Uh oh.

I have a deep and abiding love for Shadows partly because I once wrote a recap of it for a fan project, and being me I watched it like 85 times while taking copious notes and turned in a probably 10,000-word analysis, so I know it very well. I DO feel my love for it is justified, partly in its campiness and general silliness (GHOST BOSS. BLOOD BATHTUB. MURDER… AT THE ATM [MACHINE]) but also because Mulder and Scully are great in it, really Detectiving the hell out of the case, interviewing a hilariously mannered and conveniently expositional cemetery groundskeeper, doing a face-to-face with the medical examiner (Howard Graves… Is Very Dead) (she is my favorite, I say this every time, RIP Lorena Gale), and really using their combined powers of Believing and Skeptical in convincing Lauren to cooperate. Yes, there are TWO entire scenes where Scully misses the paranormal thing by seconds; yes, Mr. Dorlund is transparently evil to a ridiculous degree; yes, Lauren wears A LOT of Laura Ashley-ish florals (and this is the episode of Scully's glorious Halloween outfit of black suit, orange blouse, white tights; ah I love it). But, look, at the end, the case is over, and Mulder is like, well, case is over. Should we maybe go see the Liberty Bell? How often do we get to see scenes like that?? For that bit alone I love it, and that's without the Mulder slo-mo (in all of our hearts) jacket swing, Scully's Poltergeist impression and general horror-movie knowledge at the ready, Mulder with his feet on the chair, once again Dr. Ellen Bledsoe being the greatest, Mr. Dorlund getting his uh, wrist squeezed very threateningly with his uh, gold bracelet, by a ghost, Mulder's UNNECESSARILY flirty move of swinging his arm around Scully and breathing on his glasses to show her he snagged a fingerprint… ah it's great. Forget those Squeeze guys, hire these dudes! …They what? OUTSTANDING news.

One more thing I find amusing about Shadows is, I recently was reminded of Glen's ancedote that it came out of a note they got that Mulder and Scully needed to help people. Heheh. "This bitch needs help, get in there, you jerks!" I yelled at Mulder and Scully in multiple scenes this time through. I'd say Ghost of Howard Graves ultimately did more helping in the end, with his supernatural powers, but they tried. And they managed to stop saying vaguely flirtatious dialogue while staring intensely into each other's eyes long enough to at least give her a little encouragement I guess.

I skipped right over Jersey Devil, which is also a silly episode but, honestly, I think comes off better of the two of them. On the other hand, would I say that without the legendary appearance of the Bigfoot Titties drawing? Hard to say. I should add that Mulder and Scully are CRIMINALLY adorable in these episodes, still in their rosy-cheeked (or over-blushed), round-faced big-eyed high-voiced toddler days, and it is difficult to imagine that THE UNIVERSE COULD CONTAIN anything cuter than the last scene (Who was that on the phone? A guy. Same guy as the other night? Same guy. What are you doing, Scully? Going with you to the Smithsonian.) Despite them referencing (in BOTH these episodes) the having or not having of a life (side note, I can't express how common the phrase "get a life" or "he has no life" were back then; that was like cool slang man), vestiges of said life-having remain, with Scully having girl talk with Ellen (I remain obsessed with that exchange: "I thought you said he was cute"/"He's a jerk. …He's not a jerk. He's obsessed with his work"), The Date, Scully's old professor (wonder if she fucked that one. ha), and even more subtle things like Mulder saying "Thanks, Fran" after signing out a car. (Other people work at the FBI! And Mulder and Scully know their names!) (I also found endearing the extremely quick shot of the comics that Fran has taped to her desk. Very nice little set detail.) It all feels so ordinary and workplacey, which I am finding really enjoyable; it's like, a normal government office where people work, and Mulder and Scully also work there, and it just enhances it (enhance!!) when they're working a case and suddenly like a ghost causes a car accident. Or when a hot naked lady (I was impressed with how clear her ass was in the iTunes version of this; I suppose they didn't really bother to blur it back in the standard-definition days and I guess now we are all enlightened in the seeing of asses on TV) attacks Mulder in a dramatically lit warehouse. (Hey baby, come up to Vancouver, you can be on my show! Is something I suspect DD said a lot in the early to mid 90s.)

I'm really not trying at all with this post, sorry. I will wrap up with the revelation that, at least according to the procedural forensic efforts of my friend and me, Bill Dow who plays Chuck Burks plays NOT ONE, BUT TWO DADS in this episode — the guy in the 40s, and the guy at the end hiking with his kid. (Same kid too, I think.) Yes? No? Why isn't Chuck Burks on the convention circuit? Is my question.

Anyway, The X-Files rules. Next up, Ghost in the Machine, which I haven't seen in ages so that should be fun. Sorry these posts are so incredibly lame, lmao. Send tweet

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James for the bingo ^^

I am THE jamesblogger. I love James with all my being, he's always been my favorite

Free space: stinker, blorbo, nasty little fucker who I desperately want to throw in a blender and make juice out of /affectionate

[positivelybeastly]

💖Mr Sinister ;)

This is being filled out for this stinker.

How likely they are to enter a relationship with them:

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

Would they…

Make the first move? Yes | No (So, Dark Beast is canonically afraid of Sinister in a way that he isn't afraid of anyone else, but Sinister consistently pulls him out of the fire - he literally saves him from the brink of death, TWICE. I feel as though Essex drops it on Henry and he just stares like he's waiting for the scalpel to come out.)

Say “I love you” first? Yes | No (Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.)

Cheat on them? Yes | No (And he will flaunt it, too. I think he'd enjoy making Nathaniel annoyed.)

Be the jealous type? Yes | No (Let's be real here, there's always another clone.)

Plan the dates? Yes | No (If by dates, you mean shared dissections and villainous plans!)

Initiate the first kiss? Yes | No (Essex reads as less interested in sex than Henry does, honestly, despite also reading as fruitier than an orchard, so Henry goes in for it first.)

Remember anniversaries? Yes | No (Yeah, no, this is not that kind of relationship.)

BOLD WHAT APPLIES:

Their Relationship Is:

friends to lovers | rivals to lovers | enemies to lovers | still just enemies | mutual pining | star crossed lovers | old married couple | perpetual honeymoon phase | stable and boring | stable but not boring | secret lovers | best friends hiding their feelings | and they were roommates | friends with benefits | coworkers avoiding HR | one-sided affection | weird sexual tension | it’s complicated | toxic relationship | a secret affair | an actual dumpster fire | other

(They are the worst together. Also hilariously awful together. Everyone should be extremely worried.)

PUBLIC Displays of Affection:

hand holding | kiss on the hand | kiss on the cheek | kiss on the forehead | kiss on the lips | cuddling | hugging | affectionate messages or comments | pet names | pictures together | no displays of affection

(Not in front of the experiments.)

PRIVATE Displays of Affection:

hand holding | kiss on the hand | kiss on the cheek | kiss on the forehead | kiss on the lips | cuddling | hugging | affectionate messages or comments | pet names | pictures together | no displays of affection

Do they stay together?

yes, this is endgame | yes but someone is gonna die tragically | something is keeping them apart | they part ways as friends | they part ways as enemies | they’re on-again-off-again | they have a super messy breakup | it was just a fling | other

(This is a dance they're doomed to repeat over and over and over again, I feel.)

BONUS

What terrible pet names would they give each other?

If it were anyone else, Henry would be tempted to pull out the 'daddy' just to mess with Essex, but his quasi-parental relationship with his world's Sinister means it would freak him out more than anything else. There's something very Oedipal about this.

They both lovingly call each other their bitch, their bastard, their evil little science spoon. I feel like they're fucking weird and no-one wants to be around them when they're not trying to kill each other.

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Note - I just realized none of my italics copied over... so if it reads like there should be emphasis, there probably was... sigh.

Are we a couple now? - Ch5:

A couple weeks had passed along with the stomach virus and things returned to normal. Chara's admission to how she had been feeling lately reminded Papyrus that he was once extremely doting and extremely affectionate to which things had simmered down over the years between three beautiful children, his career, and adult responsibilities needing their attention. Papyrus decided, he needed to shift focus a little back to his woman who made all of it possible to begin with. It was her idea initially to secretly evaluate his kitchen performance over months to surprise him with his certifications that now hung in the lobby of his business framed with his favorite shirt stained with many meals that he refined over the years. She, with the help of Frisk, Asriel, and Toriel, set him on the path to being an official master chef. She gave him three babies, unconditional love and adoration, kept him going when he felt like giving up, and was always there to steer him when he felt he lost his way. She called him her rock except she was his shelter, and it was time he reminded her of that.

Their fifteen year wedding anniversary was approaching and Papyrus began scheming something special. "SERIF," he called his oldest one morning before school.

"What's up, Dad?" Serif answered his call.

"THIS SATURDAY, I'M TAKING THE EVENING OFF AND LEAVING EL IN CHARGE. I'M TAKING YOUR MOTHER OUT ON A DATE WITHOUT YOU KIDS. I WANT YOU TO BABYSIT. OKAY, STINKER?"

"Whoah! You haven't went out without us in a long time!"

"I KNOW. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GOING TO SIT. I'LL MAKE SURE TO LEAVE ENOUGH FOR PIZZA UNLESS YOU WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING. I TRUST YOU WITH THE OVEN MORE THAN YOUR MOTHER."

"Pizza sounds great. So, do I get paid for the favor too?" Serif have his dad a cheesy smile.

"YOU CAN SKIP YOUR CHORES AND I'LL LET YOU RENT A COUPLE OF MOVIES."

"Fine. I'll take it." Papyrus pat him on the head like usual ruffling his fixed hair. "Dad! Just because you don't have any doesn't mean it's okay to ruin mine..."

"EXCUSE YOU, CHILD."

"He's right, Pap," Chara defended her boy. "He works hard to look nice for school and you mess his nice hair up. Then, I have to hear about it all the way to school."

"I WILL MESS UP THIS BOY'S HAIR PLAYING WITH HIM ALL I WANT BECAUSE HE'S MY SON AND I LIKE TO PICK AT HIM WHEN I CAN."

"Alright, but be prepared for retaliation. He's getting older, love, and has a bigger arsenal of comebacks than when he was a pup. Now, grab trouble and minion and let's go before all three of you are late. Have a good day, Pap. I'll see you when you come home."

"DEAR, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT I TOLD STINKER. BE READY SATURDAY EVENING. I'M TAKING OFF EARLY AND WE'RE GOING OUT. JUST US," Papyrus emphasized.

"You're taking me out on a date-date?? A real date?! Hot damn! Alright! What time do I need to be ready by? What about the kiddos?"

"I'm going to babysit for pizza and chore exemption!" Serif told her with excitement. Chara hugged her boy in gratitude, kissed her husband goodbye, and ushered them to her car for school.

Papyrus had a plan and it involved an expensive rock he had been secretly saving for, a dinner reservation at her uncle MT's restaurant, and a bottle of his favorite wine. This was all just a small part of a bigger plan for their anniversary and he hoped the surprise would take her breath away like he used to do. Feeling pleased with his mate's reaction, Papyrus headed to work with a smile the whole way.

Once Saturday came, Chara made sure she was ready wearing a new red dress Mettaton had suggested. At first, she protested saying she couldn't pull off something so revealing at her age, but once she modeled it for her uncle as proof she fell in love with it. It had a much lower neckline than what she wore even at her wedding but it fit like a glove and was still modest despite the dipped sweetheart neckline. It wrapped around the shoulders, stopped mid-thigh, and was covered in fine lace.

"Darling, you look fabulous!" Mettaton exclaimed. "Keep the dress. It's going to knock him out of his shoes or my name isn't Uncle Ton-Ton! And, if it doesn't knock him out, I might." Chara laughed and playfully shoved him. However, he wasn't wrong. Papyrus quickly found he was the one left breathless when she casually stepped down wearing that simple yet elegant dress with matching heels, and blood-red lips in a shade that fit her beautifully.

"I'm ready whenever you're ready," she smiled mischievously at him as he rubber-necked up the stairs to grab his clothes for a shower. He hadn't said a word, but he didn't need to. The look on his face told her everything.

"Wow! Momma's pretty tonight!" Sylfae giggled.

"Mom's pretty everyday, sissy," Serif chastised her a little.

"Momma's extra pretty today!" she explained.

"It's okay, sweetie, I know what she means. Thank you both, though. Makes me feel good that my kids think I look nice even if I'm a mess," Chara explained giving all three dark red lipstick marks on their cheeks before going over rules and safety. Papyrus was ready by the time she was through and escorted her out the door wearing a suit he hadn't donned in ages.

"YOU LOOK STUNNING IN THAT DRESS... IF I DIDN'T SAY THAT EARLIER..." he told her sheepishly.

"You didn't say a thing when you walked in. You ogled and choked on air trying not to trip over your jaw going up those stairs," she smirked back.

"HOW DARE YOU NOT BE ABLE TO HEAR ALL THE THOUGHTS GOING THROUGH MY SKULL! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! AND I THOUGHT THEM AS LOUD AS I COULD TOO!" Chara laughed and jostled him with her elbow as he drove.

They had their usual meal in the private lounge away from everyone. Papyrus stuck with one glass of wine since he was driving while his wife had three which was two more than she needed since she abstained most of the time. Every conversation they had led right back to their kids at first until they were able reconnect on a more intimate level. "It is so hard to believe we have gone this long without a genuine date. When did our lives get so crazy? We still went out occasionally with Serif and even after Kabel we did things together. It's like Sylfae came along and suddenly things were too much."

"SOME OF IT HAS TO DO WITH BUSINESS PICKING UP A GREAT DEAL AT THE RESTAURANT. IT WASN'T AS POPULAR AS IT IS NOW. WHICH IS WHY I'M ABLE TO HIRE MORE HELP. AND... HOW I'LL BE ABLE TO START HAVING MORE TIME WITH YOU AND THE KIDS." Chara smiled wide with her doe eyes sparkling in the soft lighting. It made his soul skip once again as he sipped the same glass of wine. "CHARA, SIXTEEN YEARS AGO I ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT NIGHT?"

"Oh heaven's mercy, how could I ever forget, Pap?!" Chara guffawed as her cheeks turned rouge. "Oh wait... that was the other timeline wasn't it?? One timeline I ran out afraid you would hate me because I knew I couldn't hide the truth anymore and the other was you putting the ring into a dessert that I almost choked on. Which one are we living? Gosh, I can't believe Gaster fucked up our first timeline so bad we had to literally go back in time..."

"I WISH I COULD REMEMBER BOTH. THE FIRST ONE SOUNDS LIKE AN ENDEARING MOMENT WHERE I ALMOST KILLED YOU IN THIS ONE..." Papyrus turned a little orange and sipped his water next.

"Don't be ridiculous! I'm the child that death refuses. I'm not going until it's on my terms again, heehee!! Anyway, what brought that up, dear?"

"I WAS JUST THINKING OF HOW I MESSED THAT UP SO BAD, IN BOTH TIMELINES APPARENTLY, THAT I WANT TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU." Without another word, the tall skeleton monster stood and moved to her side of the table to kneel.

"Wh-What are you doing?" Chara asked with wide uneasy eyes as if they hadn't been together for over a decade.

"WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE ORIGINALLY," he answered taking both of her hands in his. "CHARA, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING. OUR ANNIVERSARY IS COMING UP IN THE NEAR FUTURE AND FOR THAT I WANT TO CELEBRATE IN A SPECIAL WAY, BUT IN ORDER TO PREPARE I HAVE TO START HERE. CHARA SKELETON, LOVE OF MY LIFE, MY ONE AND ONLY, MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN, MY PUZZLE BUDDY, MY BEST FRIEND, WOULD YOU MARRY ME AGAIN? A THIRD TIME TECHNICALLY?" Papyrus revealed a princess cut chocolate diamond ring set in rose gold to match her wedding set. Her wedding ring was a chocolate heart with alternating pink and white diamonds on the outline. This ring had the pink and white diamonds set in the band on the sides of the center piece.

"Holy fucking shit, Papyrus! We don't have the money-"

"YES WE DO. I MAY HAVE TWEAKED THE CHECKBOOK BALANCE A LITTLE OVER THE PAST COUPLE OF YEARS TO SAVE FOR IT. I KNEW MONEY WOULD BE YOUR FIRST CONCERN. HONEY, YOU DO EVERYTHING FOR ME AND THE KIDS, YOU MAKE SURE WE ALL HAVE AND YOU PUT YOURSELF LAST THESE DAYS. SADLY, I'VE BEEN GUILTY OF IT RECENTLY TOO AND THAT'S NOT ME. I'VE ALWAYS TRIED TO PUT YOU FIRST BUT THE KIDS COME FIRST AND WE BOTH UNDERSTAND THAT. TONIGHT, YOU COME FIRST. THIS IS PART OF YOUR PRESENT. PROPOSING PROPERLY AND RENEWING OUR VOWS IS THE ANOTHER PART. YOU GET TO HAVE THE WEDDING YOU WANT INSTEAD OF THE POLITICAL STATEMENT THE EMBASSY MADE IT INTO THE FIRST TIME."

"Pap... I don't care how many times you ask, how you ask, where you ask, or what you ask with, my answer will always be yes." She cupped his face softly and kissed him eagerly. His arms immediately wrapped around her small frame still holding the box. "This time it will be just closest friends and family. I know it will still be bigger than it should be, but at least it won't be the whole damn city crammed into the ballroom at Mom and Dad's."

"WHATEVER YOU WANT, SWEETHEART. I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN."

"So..." Chara grinned mischievously, "does this mean we're a couple again or...?"

"CHARA, LOVE, YOU'RE TIPSY. THIS GLASS IS YOUR LAST ONE. HERE, PUT THIS ON SO I KNOW IT FITS."

"This one will go on the other side. I'm not moving my wedding set my baby picked out for me."

"HONEY, I DIDN'T-"

"Shhh. Let me pretend you didn't consult with Uncle MT this once... I love you, Pap..."

"I LOVE YOU, BABY. WELL, I'M EXCITED. BECAUSE THE REST OF YOUR ANNIVERSARY PRESENT IS THE HONEYMOON. YES I PLANNED A HONEYMOON TOO BEFORE YOU SAY A THING. THE CABIN WAS NICE, BUT WE'RE GOING ON A CRUISE THIS TIME. A WHOLE WEEK, NO KIDS, NO KIDS - DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. THEY GET EVERYTHING. THIS IS FOR ME AS WELL AND I WANT SOME LONG OVERDUE, QUALITY ALONE TIME WITH MY WIFE." Chara glared at him but she couldn't help agreeing that they needed this.

"Who's going to keep them?"

"WELL, THEY'VE HAD THEIR SHOTS AND ARE HOUSE BROKEN, SO ANY BOARDING KENNEL WILL TAKE THEM-"

"Papyrus!! You ass! Stop that!" Chara busted out in laughter which caused him to join her cracking himself up. "That joke is so old! They're not animals, Papyrus."

"I BEG TO DIFFER! I'VE SEEN THEM EAT! THEY SHOULD BE EATING OUT OF A DOG BOWL."

"Papyrus!" Chara playfully scolded him and smacked him with her cloth napkin.

"Well, it sounds like you two lovelies are having fun," Mettaton came in to check on them. "How was everything?"

"Hey, Uncle Ton-Ton! Everything was perfect as always. Thank you for letting us have the private venue," Chara greeted him with a hug.

"Anytime as long as it's not booked prior, you know that. Are you going to have a dessert as usual, darling, or has the wine and frosted chocolát been enough?" he winked.

"You knew!! You knew why I wanted a new dress! You two dirty, scheming men!"

"Of course I knew, darling! Papy runs every fashionable decision by me first. I thought you knew that by now? Plus, I have connections. Why pay more if you don't have to? I respect that as a fellow businessman and as a consumer. But my-my, that does look gorgeous on your delicate little hand. He actually did pick it out himself this time though. I simply pointed him to the right place and person. So, did she say yes, Papy?"

"Of course I did! He's my husband for goodness sake!"

"Well, dear, to be fair you might have hit him with divorce papers. I've seen it plenty of times..."

"OVER MY DUSTED DEAD BODY..." Papyrus mumbled into his glass of wine finishing it. "WHAT??" he asked as both of them stared in disbelief at his unfiltered comment.

"Papyrus, if I wanted to leave then I would have taken the kids and split years ago," Chara answered.

"THEY WOULDN'T FIND YOUR BODY, MY LOVE..."

"He's so dramatic sometimes, darling. How do you put up with it? Hee!" Mettaton joked.

"YEAH... DRAMATIC... HEHEH..." Papyrus gave a half-hearted laughed and chugged his water. "ANYWAY, WE TOLD SERIF WE WOULD BE HOME IN TIME TO PUT TROUBLE AND MINION TO BED. SHALL WE, MY NEW FIANCÉ?"

"Pfft! You're so silly, Pap." Chara moved to stand, but Papyrus swept her up like old times and carried her to the car. Now this was reminiscent of the man she married.

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