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merry clockmas everyone!!!
i just watched the wonka movie and i must say the lack of clock rep was CRAZY too much choc not enough clock! thats what i always say!
#failure: a love story#counterclockdaily#i want timmy tim covered in some WHITE chocolate next time please#oh pretty please i need him with white chocolate please#hes so twink need white chocolate on him#i want him oiled up with white chocolate#white sticky sticky chocolate on AND in him#wonka 2 with extended white chocolate action!
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Hello! I was wondering if you could match me for Haikyuu, Bungou and Genshin.
Pronouns: I use he/him pronouns only, im a trans guy :D
Sexuality: I am gay! and acespec :D I only like men
Zodiac and MBTI: Im a Taurus/INTJ
Appearance: Im 5'6, Ive got a pretty pale complexion, my eyes are close to a chocolate brown. Ive got a short bob cut to my chin, brown hair with a bunch of pink highlights, all different shades from not dying it correctly. Gold-rimmed glasses that are kinda rounded with thick lenses, ive got really bad eyesight. Ive pretty much got a twink build, so look at Venti? Yea like that.
Personality: im pretty introverted, i dont really talk to people all that much until i get a chance to ramble ablution my interests, and then i could go on for hours. I tend to be quite sarcastic with most anyone, and get annoyed really easily when people make obvious mistakes/being idiotic, despite me doing similar things myself. Even tho Ive said all this, i sometimes get shoved into the therapist role to have everyone talk to me about their life problems. I also sometimes tend to overshare about things in my life to literall strangers. So fun.
Likes: Cosplaying, anime, music, VOCALOID, Story and lore heavy games like genshin, collecting rocks, any kind of gemstone, sea shells, manga collecting, reading, laying around in bed, going to conventions.
Dislikes: Spiders and snakes, people cutting in front of me in line, people walking slow in front of me, especially when i need to go somewhere in a hurry. realistic blood and death, Loud noises and sudden bright lights, excess amounts of cheese on pizzas, especially if its just mozzarella, squashes and zucchini (i have a reason) and certain clothing textures touching when i wear them. Also dresses. I hate dresses, especially ones that go past my knees.
Hobbies: Cosplay is one, i love doing it and makeup just for fun to go out in, i really like playing video games, i adore reading manga, and other light novels.
Other things: Ive got diagnosed insomnia and its difficult for me to sleep without holding something like a pillow, plush animal, or another person. I also wear an earphone headband to sleep with white noise.
Hi! Thank you for your request! Sorry it took a while. I hope you like your matchups!
In Haikyuu, I match you with...
You and Bokuto are certainly the odd couple at first glance. Where youâre introverted, Bokuto is bouncing around and being an extrovert in every sense of the word.
He absolutely loves listening to you ramble. Itâs one of the only times heâll be quiet himself since itâs such a change from what youâre usually like.
As soon as he finds out that you sleep better while holding something, heâs going to be completely insufferable. Did you know he sleeps better when heâs being held? Well, heâs not sure it thatâs true but thereâs no harm in trying right?!
Please get him into Vocaloid. Bokuto strikes me as someone who hasnât really listened to much before but as soon as he discovers Hatsune Miku, heâs found his hyperfixation.
People cutting in line definitely irks him as well but while you might be too introverted to say anything, heâs puffing out his chest and giving them a piece of his mind. Thereâs no way heâs going to just let them cut in front of the two of you like that.
In Bungo Stray Dogs, I match you with...
Okay, since youâre easily annoyed, Dazai might seem like a strange matchup since heâs likely the source of most of your annoyance. But I really do think youâd get along well.
Heâs always keeping an eye out for gemstones and sea shells to give you. He knows you like collecting them and likes being able to add to your collection.
Dazai would love going to conventions with you! He thinks theyâre great fun and they take his mind off his suicidal tendencies for a while.
He totally gets that loud noises and bright lights can be a lot and heâs quite understanding when you reach your limit. Heâll happily step away from the action for a while to keep you company while you recover.
Please recommend some manga for him to read. I see him as someone who likes manga because itâs easy and quick to read. He also likes a lot of the characters.
In Genshin Impact, I match you with...
You and Kaveh are an unstoppable sarcasm duo. No one can stand in your way and Alhaitham is so tired of your combined antics.
Itâs a good thing youâre the therapist friend because Kaveh needs a comforting presence in his life. Heâs also more than happy to lend an ear if and when you need to get stuff off your chest as well.
He loves that you like collecting things. Heâll design rotating shelves and cabinets for you to house your collections in.
Heâs an interesting balance of a slow walker and a fast walker. When heâs by himself, heâll usually take it slow and admire his surroundings. But when heâs with someone, heâll walk faster.
Please get him into cosplay! Kaveh would be so into designing and making his own costumes and would love helping you out with yours as well.
#writing#fanfic#matchup#matchup request#request#haikyuu#bokuto kotaro#bungo stray dogs#osamu dazai#genshin impact#kaveh
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names Iâve heard people (mostly my friends) call â¨slendermanâ¨
heads up this contains a lot of swearing, slender slander
lamppost
(the) stick
stickbug
mr i-have-no-face
mount everest
eiffel tower
squid
octopus
sir basketball himself
mr fucky fuckerton (no i do not know where this came from)
daddy long legs
tree
carwash blowy thing
legs
god of the long people
âoh how did i lose all this weight? It was simple! all you need is blah blah blahâ
one of those skinny models or some shit
no nose bitch
mr fancy
tall panda
tentacle hentai
no bad skin
emo shit
no kneecaps ass bitch
the father of jeff the killer
the fucker
laughing jack
mr how-does-he-even-get-through-doors
malnourished
brother (a really tall, emo kid said this)
slenderwoman
stick ass motherfucker
âIâd fuck If I were tallerâ
spindly
ghost
musty man
crusty lips
no eyes
(boat) ore
baseball bat
pole
poledancer
drag queen
queen
king
king of the tall
the birch tree in minecraft
uncle dave (dave was the white name we made for him)
mr I-touch-kids
âsir, sir please stop trying to talk to my kidsâ
michael jackson
emotionless fuck
stone cold bitch
laughing jackâs brother
monkee man
sugar daddy
wealthy vampire man
dracula
ugly
white mom in a suit
mr i-drown-out-my-pain-in-red-wine-because-im-so-fancy
âwhat does he want from meâ
lanky man who is always just out of focus/frame
father (same emo, tall guy)
uncle (once again the emo guy)Â
school director
that one guy at work
mr lanky âthe lankiestâ lankster
bossâ˘
that guy
modern art painting
Thin mints
After eight
'If he had an actual face he would constantly be smiling'
Receding hairline
Mr. Ahem ahem
Twink
Peak of sexisim
Chocolate covered twinkie
The demon under my bed
Month
Monotone Jschlatt
Mothman
Jack Slenderton
Sleep paralysis demon
Dearth
Tim Burton lookin' ass
Edward Slenderhands
will update if topic of creepypastas comes up again, in meantime feel free to add
#slenderman#slender#slenderverse#everymanhybrid#shitpost#swearing#tribetwelve#marblehornets#marble hornets#emh#mh#meme#timwright#alex kralie#tim wright#creepypasta#jeffthekiller#jeff the killer#jaymerrick#operator#creepypasta slenderman#laughing jack#laughingjack
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Witcher of the Night (Chapter 17)
THIS IS MODERN ERA READER WHO WOKE UP IN THE DIMENSION OF THE WITCHER.
UPDATES FOR WITCHER OF THE NIGHT WILL BE PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY NOW IN MY TIME (GMT +8)
CHAPTER 16.1
WOTN MASTERLIST
Characters: Geralt of Rivia x small!Naive!Reader
Summary: You couldn't save everyone and it was a decision to sacrifice yourself for the betterment of a family you've began to hold dear. Your existence in the continent continues to confuse everyone, including you and Geralt himself.
Warnings: Blood? Poor Jaskier. Cusses. Implied rape from fuckin' assholes. No more glitters and rainbows. Bloedzuiger from the games? Gifs of Geralt with jet black eyes? I mean..why? shouldnât it not be a warning? Heh.
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A/N: Anybody missed me?! Heehee! Now, I fookin miss Geralt and Midget together. Damn it. *sits in a corner and cries* I canât believe Iâve surpassed my own curse where I only reach up to 5 chapters then keep a story unfinished due to lack of inspo and will. đđ (Update has been earlier due to my uncleâs birthday tomorrow and I might not be able to use my laptop. Hehehe) Weâre in the middle of the whole fic, bbâs. This is where everythingâs going to happen now. Probably might earn some temple scratching somehow. Hehehe.Â
TAGLIST IS STILL OPEN FOR THIS ONE! Heehee! Donât forget to REBLOG, COMMENT OR GIVE FEEDBACK IF YOU DID LOVE THIS CHAPTER! ITâLL MAKE ME SMILE! Sorry for the grammatical errors and such because English isnât my mother tongue! PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK AFTER READING, BB! Â
Disclaimer: PNGâs and pictures used in edits are not mine even the GIFâs too. However, the edits and this fanfic is definitely from moi. (Credits to bi-jaskier and others who deserves credit for the gifs)
MY WORKS ARE NOT NOT NOT NOT NOOOOOOT TO BE POSTED ON ANY OTHER WEBSITES. My official username in Wattpad is âTATATHEPOTATOâ and thatâs the only other site I have for writing aside from Tumblr. Thank you, Tater tots!
7 BILLION PEOPLE IN EARTH. YOUR DIMENSION. There was a myth that seven people might look exactly like you out of the billion that were born. Though, being identical was a once in a blue moon circumstance that held no support or proof that it happened.
Twins even had their own genetic differences, their DNA's were not even the same or even mutually identical to one another.
But, you were transported into another dimension that you didn't know about and based on their conversation and how you've perceived from what they were saying is that you have already been in their hands when it never even happened from the start.
They sounded like they've already seen you somewhere when they haven't at all.
Chevaliers circled around you with their swords sheathed from where it rightfully belongs. They've had a malicious glint in their eyes, dangerous and full of spite. Disgust even included in their humanized souls---if they were even still human. They were looking as if you were an oddball. Judgemental to the fullest; vaguely telling that you were considered as a freak for being the witcher's woman.
Forest green eyes scanned yours, listless but an anomalous situation from the group of uncharitable gallants who seemed to have similar odious characteristics. This cavalier stood out rather than the rest because his eyes held sympathy and not hostility. He was gracile, the same body built as Jaskier. But, wearing no armor just like the vampire you loathed the most. Other than a brown doublet which matches his chocolate colored hair.
He crouched before you, thoroughly scrutinizing your face under his gaze; finding something distinctive or common with the lass that they have captured three days ago, "Wasn't she the one we captured, Ty? That thief named Savia?" his tone held curiosity and astonishment when he saw the exact same face of the woman.
There was no differences except from the aura he could feel. You had her face, voice and body structure. Entirely the same for his wits to disfunction from what he has witnessed.
The scrubbing echo of gravel, dirt and leather made you turn your head to where it was. Tybalt. The fucking vampire who stabbed you on the hip and tried to sell those women away. He was there, right in front of you; grinning like a mad man like he has caught a mouse in the cage, entirely anticipating this moment to capture you once again with purposes you didn't know yet.
Kolby was nowhere to be found. After trying to protect you from the hands of Tybalt, your Hirikka was pushed back by the vampire and his strength, making you screech as Kolby loudly whimpered and growled when he'd stumbled; his back flat from the far distance before skedaddling off through the woods. The simple escape back to where he belonged pinched a your heart because he had already been a part of what made you happy with your stay in their dimension.
You didn't expect his leave to be so early; in the midst of being captured by the hands of real life monsters.
If people were scared of monsters in this world you were currently in, then they should think twice because the cruel form of life in every damn world was the humanity it thrives in; continuing to become cruel, vicious, evil and cunning because people lived to strive more with greed surging through their veins as their own demons try to conquer.
Humanity was everyone's main enemy and not their monsters.
Tybalt gave you a subtle tilt of his head, his grin utterly sinister; those teeth of his never showing the fangs that you have seen back at the marketplace when he was trying to provoke Geralt as he was butchering off his knightly minions.
The break of dawn was coming to a start. Peachy orange glow of the sun hiding began to rest beneath the mountains and clouds that looked the same back in earth. Its glow have made everything more frightening while you were surrounded by a bunch of armored men and a vampire who obviously had strength and skills to kill you in a blink of an eye.
Geralt never scared you because his heart was good. No doubt about that because he had offer you his house from the first day you've met, even treating your wounds and saving you from an Alghoul who wanted to eat your insides. But, Tybalt was different. He didn't appear to be like a person to trust even the slightest except if you were a princess in the castle.
He had his hands on his hips, eyes digging to examine your face. The way he stood held power and cruelty as he clicked his tongue, "S'not the feisty one. I know this maiden's scent. She's the real one, aren't ye', you wench?"
Tybalt abruptly crouched down in front of you, his fingers speedily grabbing onto your roots and turning them in an aching posture that had you growling, teeth barred from the feral reaction. The wrinkles of his nose shown when he defiled your space, abrasing the column of your neck that ignited an intense shiver from the disgust as you cowered away and struggled against his hold.
You've heard Jaskier's footing come to a stand, his doublet spilled with his own blood. Hair all wild and facial expression livid for their sudden visit. The golden, sharp dagger tightened around his fist as he marched heavy steps towards the higher vampire.
But, his assault came to a stop when one cavalier shielded him before he could have Tybalt within reach, strongly punching him in the gut that made him stumble to the ground in less than a second. Jaskier sputtered out droplets of blood, a pointed sword punctuating the tip on his jugular.
Jaskier's pained moans made you snarl right back at the queen's right hand man which made him instinctively tut, "But, the fragrance has a distinctive scent to it now---I don't even know what's runnin' inside the mind of this whore anymore," Pause. Tybalt huffed, scoffing with a grin as he interrogated, "---What did the witcher do to ye'?"
You could feel his terrible breath on your face. His hold unwavering from the resolute strength that he had when you lowly grated through clenched teeth, your eyes screaming elfish because of how you were trying to dillydally in hopes of seeing a white haired witcher to come running towards you with his horse. But, considering how he was probably out to hunt a monster, he was probably busy and distracted. So, expecting the worst was better than awaiting for a moment that will never come.
"Me." you fooled around despite being in the vampire's hold, "---He's doing me. I've waited for the time to say that if someone ever asks me what my lover does---so, worth it, Leonidas."
From your foolish response, Tybalt sneered before nodding off towards the paladins who surrounded both you and Jaskier; sharing an understanding to do what is needed and before you could even turn your head back to check on Jaskier, they were already beating him down to pulp. You've heard more grunts from the twink of a toubadour which made your eyesight go foggy from being hopeless and such a waste to live in their world where you had no magic to keep everyone out of danger, "No! Don't hurt him!" you shrieked out loud, the gallants never ceasing despite of your pleads.
More blood dripped out of the side of Jaskier's lip as he took another strong blow on the gut; making his body jerk that laid from the outstretched land of the meadow. You've uttered one loud scream to catch their attention, noticing the other gallant that you noticed to be standing on a corner was just watching everything unfold like he didn't want to be involved with their horseshit.
"I swear to God, he's a weakling! Stop!---please, stop! You'll have your witcher! I'll give you your witcher just stop!"
With one signal of his head, the cavaliers stopped their battering. Jaskier feebly straightened his limbs over the short grass, coughing out more blood from their corporal punishments, grumbling out a grouse from your choice of words in which you described him with, "Shit. Rat. I've stabbed three knights in the neck for you."
If Jaskier didn't acknowledge that fact and the risk which he has given to keep you alive, you wouldn't have noticed three dead bodies laying on the farthest end of the meadow where the forest began to meet its field.
You've harshly turned your head back to Tybalt, wanting to spit on his face for being one of the best imbecile in their world but decided against it to not irritate him further until Geralt was around. His eyes were livid, staring back at you and in your peripheral vision, you've seen the back door of your house slightly ajar, a slip of a pair of the prettiest blue eyes hidden behind the hatch that made you swallow from the consternation of Cirilla being found and taken with you.
If one person was needed for capture, it should be you; not the princess. If one was to leave their world, it must be you because you didn't belong to their dimension from the start.
One cavalier took his mask off, shaking his head for his black, medium length hair to fall down his neck as he curiously crouched beside you and Tybalt. Features telling you that he was stupefied from what he was seeing with his fixated gaze on your face, "There's a whole lotta' crazy we got here in the continent! The Butcher of Blaviken created bloodbath for this maiden?"
Though, astonishment isn't the only sensation he was feeling when you've felt his fingers graze upon the lines of your ear; seeming to be bawdy and suggestive from the sudden touch and you couldn't help but wrest away from his reach. Howbeit, Tybalt's hand that was yanking on your head made it difficult to.
"Though, this harlot is less feisty than the other! I would rather much have her for tonight,"
The knight's sentence was sheared off when he was strongly pushed by the shoulder from the vampire; his fingers pulling away from outlining your lips with his fingers as he fell on his ass flat on the ground. You've been pulled by the hair to stand, making you pant harsh breaths from how painful it was feeling. Hands were trying to wrench his fingers from your head but his hold was too tight for you to tweak away.
"Ingrith wants her untouched just like the other," Tybalt droned as he pulled you close to him, seeming to be tall as Geralt. His height being an advantage over your small form as he dragged you anywhere he wanted. The knight who was pushed to the ground grunted from how he was assaulted, scowling from Tybalt's shoving as he cackled in a shady manner when he heard the latter set boundaries from their current captive.
"Ye' know ye' shouldn't fuck with a witcher's tart, Allard."
"I would! The weccan' wouldn't mind, does he?" the disgusting cavalier brought his feet to a stand, dusting the grass from his flat derriere as he looked back at Tybalt with a slight tilt of his head; the longer his gaze holds, it turns even more disgusting as he looked like he was undressing you with those dark hues of his, they were the type of stomach-churning that can make you sick in no time, "Oh, she's probably a fuckin' freak like him, lad." the latter stated as a matter of fact, smirking in between his words as he nonchalantly continued.
"---Where's the freak?"
They were making your blood boil by how you could hear they were treating him. Has it been always like this in his world? ergo, he was living a life where people see him ghostly rather than a gifted human as he was seen in your eyes. You couldn't help but sarcastically giggle from their rude speech, "He has a name and it's Geralt. Don't disrespect him like that when you're actually the real freak, Edward." pause. "---You fuckers are worse than any other human." before you can even think twice, spit drizzled on Tybalt's face when you've fumed and barked back, "---More evil than the devil himself and I pray for each and one of you to go to fucking hell,"
"The devil don't exist here, ye' foolish cunt!"
Without any delay or second thoughts, a deafening sound of a slap has rumbled; it was a saddle-sore, the strong smack lingering longer on your cheek as excruciating as it can get. He probably used a little bit of his inhumane strength because of how you've descended down the ground; the side of your head hitting as your whole body fell. Your palms flat on the terra firma, receiving bruises on the edge of your lips because of how you've nosedived in it.
"Rat---!" Jaskier shouted from the background before you've heard the gallants haul him down to kick his face hard.
The asshole squat down to where you were stumbled down, his face showing no pity from what he'd done; slapping you on the face like you deserve it from being all talk and no help, "I suppose ye' don't know where he is. Fair enough then! Let's give er' a lil' bit of a chase---" pause. "---He must try and serve his purpose to the land of Kaedwen other than being a freak of a mutant and slaughtering monsters for coins,â
You spat out the metallic taste of your blood that went inside your mouth, shifting your eyes to where he was bent. You've placed your fingers on your side, gesturing towards the princess who seemed to be shaking and panicking from inside the house, seeing silver clasped around her hands as she was contemplating how to defend you both from the gallants. She had the sword that her and Geralt uses whenever they were trying to train; the weapon which has been in your hands as well.
But, you subtly gestured for her to stand down and hide. It won't be such a nice sight if she did want to help.
"You sound like the castle's loyal pet. Hilarious."
The whole scenario was a fight or flight, and the logical part of your brain screams to cooperate with what they wanted before anything ends up more badly than it can ever get. You lifted yourself off the ground, sitting on the floor while you give Tybalt the death glare as he grinned because he knew the action he did was a trigger for you to comply.
"Where's the other girl?" he chuckled, watching your fists tightened to your sides when you were on your feet. A bloody, deep gash on your cheek when some stone has scratched it and also from Tybalt's whack.
"Don't even think about it, you asshole." you immediately hissed when you knew he was talking about Cirilla. The latter also stood on his feet, tall and confident that his plans were going on the right path today.
"What? She yer' daughter? aren't ye' a child?"
"I'm no child, you fucker! Stop dissing my height like this!---and yes. My daughter. She's my daughter, so don't even think about it!"
Surprisingly, there was no tears seen in your face. They didn't deserve your tears. These people needed to rot in hell, you mindlessly thought to yourself and irritatingly bit on the insides of your cheeks which slightly drew blood from how angered you were. Peering up at the man who was giving you an obvious snicker because he could read that you were succumbing from how they've caught you in hindsight and in a weak position.
The lion cub of Cintra stood behind the doorway, crying her eyes out from how impotent she was because of how everyone wanted her to stay back. Cirilla knows she could help but people who surrounded her wanted not to use her powers as she has yet to learn and control. Hence, she couldn't do anything but watch another person in her life be in a snare or better yet, drown to die in this person's own blood.
So far, hearing those words hurt her heart because she couldn't do anything when you were unconditionally risking your life for her not to be involved because that's what it's supposed to be.
To you, she was being treated more than she can ever expect; the title of a daughter that she didn't knew she missed to need, a mother despite of being not connected through bloodline. But, a woman who would care for her well-being just like how her grandparents did loved her.
Consider herself lucky even though how unfortunate her life began. She received a father and a mother that will risk everything just for her to be safe and she knew she was crying right now because she cared for you; she was concerned like how a daughter would.
Your jaw tightened because you wanted to bash their skulls over and over again until they were dead. They probably was from how you've intellectually murdered them inside your mind since the moment they arrived. You irately peered up at Tybalt, your forehead tightly creased, mouth in a tight frown as you gave him a death stare.
"You want Geralt of Rivia right? then, take me. He'll come after if you take me, just don't kill Jaskier and my daughter."
Jaskier hurriedly shook his head and audibly muttered out his negations to himself from what you had in mind. You were surrendering yourself to them. The bard promised to the witcher not leave your side as much as he would do, but his family was prevailed over the count of cavaliers who came; thinking Geralt was probably there to fight with. But, no. The opposed held a number and Jaskier wasn't mutated nor skilled to know any form of magic for defense.
He knew today will be a loss and after hearing your next words, the humble toubadour knew that you've risked your life again for the betterment of their kingdom and theirs.
"Tell Geralt I seriously need some saving---and I promise this will be the last time I'm needing him again," you forced a smile, looking at the bard with your vermillion all drenched in claret red liquid while trying to send off the meaning that you would be okay while you were away with them.
Nevertheless, he never heard the fast, anxious beating of your heart for what will welcome you to wherever they decide to put you in.
Rough hands shoved you forward, making you look away from Jaskier as you began to take grudging steps to where Tybalt's horse awaits, the image of your smile falling was the last that Jaskier can remember before you left, "---Also, tell him I have a very important secret to say so he better hurry up!"
Scattered skeletons were buried beneath the dank ground of the gloomy swamps. Nightfall has taken its course when Geralt arrived; surprising to say that he arrived earlier than he expected to. Some trees were dead while the others have been cut-off by their limbs from inexplainable reasons. From monsters who probably lived in the area and based on how the moon aligned, it was already midnight; close to morning.
The witcher was wounded. Abnormally drained and in fatigue from using his little spells to slaughter the Bloedzuiger; his arm, back and torso currently in pain due to its acidic blood that splattered him, slightly ruining the body of his armor and the under shirt he wore.
Geralt has used Aard and Igni to fight off the beast and his energy spiked low to the point that he could sleep standing on the ground. But, the idea of his family alone made him push the plan aside because his family was more important than his life.
The latter even took a faster route to arrive and slaughter the beast earlier than his estimated days.
He was just beyond drained and parched tonight.
Long, begrudging sighs left his lips. His hair was sticking all over, eyes still black from the potion he drank, clothes all wet from being shoved under the water and a face too grubby that also held burnt patches that will surely heal in no time. Though, some will probably earn him a scar or two. He was stalking towards his horse, his silver sword that was used for monsters on one hand when the witcher has heard a tiny step of footing that broke a twig, making him slightly turn his head to the quiet noise he heard.
This intruder took more cautious steps closer and he wanted to curse out loud for all the interruptions that made his life more complicated than it already is.
Human. Geralt knew it was human. This person even had a scent to it. She was a woman who had a strong floral fragrance; rose and earthy.
"You shouldn't be here," he lackadaisically declared to no one in particular as he sighed for the hundredth time this day. Heedful of the woman hiding behind a dead tree as he strolled to where Roach waited, ignoring her as he strolled.
Thus, the woman was strong enough to acknowledge a witcher in his full form as she decided to walk towards him, talking in pure fascination to have seen one in the flesh.
"A Witcher. I've heard tales of your kind. Though, Iâve heard new wicked bavardage from town that this particular beast has slayed my own kind for the sake of saving one. Wouldnât it be wiser to choose the lesser evil or the greater good?" she scoffed before continuing, â---arenât you quite miserly to have done such thing by killing less or maybe more than a dozen and salvaging yours?â
Geralt dropped the loot that he has ransacked from the monster, dropping them inside his leather bag with a scowl. This woman's tone of voice perking his ears that made him cease his packing.
"You were never just a mere epic," she sarcastically laughed in spite. The timbre of her voice thoroughly distinctive and familiar for Geralt to be incorrect. He gave her a sharp side-eye, his eyes jet black when his mind went in befuddlement after recognizing a face that he managed to memorize since the moment that this certain woman came in his life.
"You're the witcher they're finding. The butcher! You were the reason I was taken! Feckin' Geralt of Rivia, aye!"
She was you.
A face that always keeps his mind going in haywires. Features that can be considered as a strong weakness for the witcher because of how he'd easily let his guard down with just a glimpse of a face that could ruin his resistance over having another woman be prone of peril in his dangerous, hindering life.
Even only hours of being away from you; half a day to be precised. With just by seeing her face tempted him to reach out for what he longed for; to touch the face of the woman who'd felt deep sensations for him---accepting of what he actually was with no judgement in her mind. The ache and worry in his chest was not helping how he yearned to never leave you alone in the first place.
He couldn't help but take a step close to the woman who also had the same height as you. His obsidian eyes staring straight into her soul like he'd seen the devil and he was happy to worship; jaw tight as his lips came with a lour.
Geralt looked utterly monstrous for a person who wasn't used to seeing his kind.
"Midget?"
The woman instinctively took a step back despite of how she was running her mouth a while ago; fear shutting her confidence that she could confront him for bothering a life she also dreaded to live in. Her eyes filled with horror and disgust in which Geralt clearly has seen without the use of his doubled up heightened senses.
She was not his tiny mortal. This woman in front of him was beyond different. The real you wouldn't look at him in sheer revulsion; no profound emotion in those eyes that he was used to seeing.
She had her brows in a tight twist, sending him a nasty glare that got him humming out in distaste from an attitude he wasn't use to seeing with a face like yours, "I'm not a fucking midget! What a shitty name you've got me! Doesn't sound too nice to hear too! Ya' fuckin' brought me ill-fate!"
Geralt was quick to turn around his heel. Brooding once again from the bafflement that got him thinking again. Why did you have a person who looked exactly like you in their world?
"You're not her." he stated as a matter of fact, sounding confident with his assumptions because the witcher knows he is right. Geralt walked over to his horse, huffing out a breath off his nose from sheer displeasure as he heard the woman jogging to where he wanted to go.
"Apparently not. You're mistaking me with another unfortunate little lady then!"
"Who are you?" Geralt didn't bother to give her a glance no matter how he wanted to relieve the longingness to see your face; to know that you were safe in their home with Jaskier and Cirilla, hoping that everybody was protected and safe from anyone.
But, this woman with him was not you. He needed to remember that.
She tightly crossed her arms on her chest, eyeing the brooding man as sharply as the woman could with her maroon colored cloak strapped around her shoulders, the hood off when she'd arrived to have seen him, "The name's Savia, witcher."
"Why are you here?" he timidly grumbled, his silver sword in a scabbard after the fight. Roach neighed aloud, huffing out a breath when Savia was an arm close to her, acting like she didn't like her.
Geralt couldn't help but raise a brow from his horse's sudden actions, bringing up a hand to shush her with his fingers brushing along her mane.
Savia can't help but take a cautious step back at that; his horse's reaction making her feel unwelcome and unwanted by the pair. Though, her blabber mouth couldn't help but run on and on, being all chatty when she was in the verge of being chased down by gallants. Savia knew she could outrun them like she wasn't even being pursued from the start because she has been doing this for years; stealing lots of valuable things then never being found after as she can always escape from the brutal hands of lords, inn keepers, and a whole lotta' more.
"I've escaped! Stolen goods from the castle? Their riches? Serves them right for keeping me in prison! Oh! I could steal yer' coins too, if you want. But, now I shan't retrieve them after telling all my plans! I'm no fool! I'm a skilled thief. Sounds professional, isn't it?"
She couldn't help but giggle, utterly blowing with the wind from the occupation she had; confident regardless of how unseemly her job was to live. Though, Geralt didn't give any negative reactions because he was the last person to judge someone who had an indecent job just to live in their world.
He kills and hunts monsters for a living. It doesn't sound too appealing for a normal human, correct? Hence, he wasn't in the position to criticize a thief especially when this poacher looks entirely like you.
"---I've killed some knights out there just to escape, ye' know? Maybe a bunch! Yeâ can still count em with your fingers!" the witcher ceased ferreting around in his bag when he'd finally given her his attention. The color of his eyes subsiding and turning back to its normal hue. Gold in the middle of the night like star light illuminating her gloom and it made Savia stare at him in awe because of how he typically looked like without the potion and all.
Well, hearing the gossips about him from the women in the brothels and men who shared their wicked tales were really true because the witcher who stood before her right now was a complete knockout who had a terrifying shadow he left behind.
Savia couldn't help but pout her lips inquisitively, catching sight of his amber heavily examining her face with a gist of feeling that she couldn't recognize because of how she has never receive nor experienced the look of love. But, the woman was sure he was only blinded by the fact that the face she had held whatever he holds dear; a person he had in mind that he swore to protect, desire and care for.
Savia has never seen a witcher look considerate and warmhearted. The opposite of what people claimed his kind to be. He was the butcher of Blaviken. Perhaps, she have been a witness of his character changing with one simple cast of a face he claimed to be important.
She knew that midget was too significant to him when his face turned back to normal, stretched in a way that has him looking anxious, bothered and utterly worried from the words he heard.
"I'm wondering how I've been involved by a witcher I never seen or met. They were weird! Got me bruises because I never knew where you were and I couldn't tell where ye' live!" pause. Savia's lips emitted an awkward scoff, "---Those fucking gallants did a number on me for days that I have been imprisoned. They were thinking you would go and save me---oh, shiver me timbers! No obsidian--golden eyed witcher would save me from my demise!"
Geralt torpidly blinked back at her, his forehead tightly creasing; trying to deliberate what was happening. His thoughts immediately skipping to bad ideas and outcomes because of the fact that you had someone looking like yourself.
"They were shitty and off one's rocker! Especially that sorceress because she wanted to cast me under her spell, trying to get me examined because I didn't belong to their world---wondering if I had some sort of magic in me for her to possess. She was batshite crazy!"
He couldn't help but irritatingly shut his eyes, mutely giving himself a talk while he kept his mouth shut; not risking to be heard nor is this woman close enough for her to know what's inside his thoughts. Geralt chose to stay silent, breathing down long heavy inhales and exhales from the drawbacks that suddenly occurred.
Here was destiny starting again.
Savia loudly huffed before him, raising a cocky brow when she hadn't heard that deep, gravelly voice that sounded unfamiliar from the ones she has always been hearing, "Are witcha's always this silent? I've been doing all the talking! It's like you're a mute!"
The Witcher heard footfalls coming from a distance. Two gallants. It was only a pair for now and if the woman didn't took her flight before the entire horsemen arrives, she would be taken again and be behind bars in the fortress of Kaedwen.
Would he save the thief who made everything more complicated by looking exactly like you? Creating a mishap by stealing jewelry from the queen?
Everything he thought about would result in an intense migraine because Geralt know you'll be accused of a crime that was never done by his midget. Therefore, taking you in for captive would end up being like hitting two birds in one stone; they get to have him running off to where the castle is and also have the accused thief who didn't need no convincing because of how Savia showed up in their lives; ruining yours.
"Fuck. Why did you need to show up now and complicate things---even had to fucking steal ornaments from the queen with a face who is utmost valuable to me."
The frustrated question was sent to Savia who stepped back from the latter; his teeth suddenly barred and feral, sharply staring down at her. Totally irritated by what she'd done. Geralt heard metal being dragged out of its scabbard and it took him one turn of his head to be welcomed by two knights who was ready to pounce on him by seeing what he was.
One of his monikers slipped out of their tongues with such disgust and a hitch of their breath. There was no use for killing cavaliers tonight because this woman hardly have been involved in his life, yet he would still save because of having a weakness that seemed unfair for her to have.
Geralt raised his hand towards the taller knight who opened its mouth to shout at his fellow horsemen who held their torches from a far distance when suddenly a string of glowing, white line shot through his head; casting Axii for the men to take despite of how the witcher was feeling low with his energy that has been used prior to hours before they arrived.
It was a simple magical sign where it compromises hypnotic effect; it can be used to calm down people or animals, manipulate their minds or be used to hex enemies. A triangular white symbol surrounded the string of line which paved its way towards their heads; passing through both as they were momentarily stunned, acting as if they were puppets and Geralt had the strings.
Thus, after a while; Savia was astonished to see both armored men attacking each other like they were in a battleground and they were both forgotten.
Yet, it wouldn't last long.
"Witcher! What did you feckinâ do?!" she squeaked, heart beat racing from the adrenaline rush.
Geralt had not taken a second before jumping on his horse, gripping onto her reigns and pulling to turn her around, quickly nudging her to gallop towards the path back to where he could go home.
He needed to come back home. The heavy and worried feeling inside his chest wasn't just the result of overthinking. Geralt knows that there was something happening now and it wasn't good. He needed to know if you were safe, all in complete set of limbs when he sees you, if ever he could even get to again because the dreaded feeling was rising higher in such a toxic amount that would make him blame himself when you're gone.
Geralt couldn't even think straight for even contemplating about the idea that you were gone and out of his reach.
"Leave before they actually kill you. It can only last for seconds due to the energy left in me,"
He'd run off before Savia can even acknowledge his kindness. The Butcher of Blaviken has helped her escape. He wasn't a murderer nor did he hurt her.
"Geralt of Rivia, right?!" she yelled out to no one in particular after watching Geralt leave with his horse. The simple yell has caught the attention of more gallants, seeing the flames of their torches walking their way through the forest and through the swamps that got her zipping her mouth shut. Those two hypnotized gallants falling on the swamps behind her from beating each other to death.
Savia couldn't help but hum in interest, whisper-yelling her next words as if the witcher can hear her amongst his troubled heart.
"---Thank you for letting me escape! you're helpful after all!"
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The Ignorant Beauty & the Beast of the New York - Ch. 20Â
PAIRING: MOB!STEVE ROGERS X READER
SYNOPSIS: You love biology. The study of life excites you. But you hate people. Especially the ones that like to stick their nose in your business. Too bad the King of Brooklyn didnât get the memo.
MASTERLIST
Donât Kill the Messenger
"Wait, Y/N,â Steve pleads, following you around like a lost puppy. "Sweetheart, please just listen to me?"Â
âNo.âÂ
âBaby,â he whines, loud enough for the entire campus to hear.Â
âI���m not your baby.âÂ
Steve clicks his tongue then jumps in front of you. You stop with puffed cheeks and angry eyes. âI made a mistake and I shouldnât have said what I said. Iâm sorry.âÂ
You remain silent. Unphased by his puppy dog eyes. He hopes youâll believe him.Â
You push past him, your shoulder hitting him on purpose. Â
Steve frowns and his shoulders drop. He continues to follow. âBaby, please. I miss you. I want you back. I loâ"Â
"Iâm sorry, Miss.â Quentin walks up to you. Steve groans audibly. âIs this man bothering you?â he asks with a playful smirk.Â
You smile at Quentin sweetly. âOh, Quentin, youâre here,â you chirp. A sudden change from your deadpan tone with ex-boyfriend. You hook your arm in his. âLetâs go, weâve got a lot of studying to do.âÂ
You pull Quentin along with you towards the library, leaving Steve a stuttering mess. Quentin turns around with a wicked grin plastered on his face. He playfully gives Steve the middle finger only to receive an evil glare from the blonde.Â
This was going to be harder than he had expected.Â
The usual mid-afternoon rush at Urban Remedy was missing, leaving its employees with more time on their hands than normal. Not counting the few customers who had stopped by for a late lunch, the dining room was practically empty, making the awkward tension in the air thicken between Wanda and you.Â
Wanda was wiping down a table while you sweeped the floor by the counter. You tried your best not to look in her direction, but failed miserably. You felt like you needed to speak to her again. You wanted to apologize correctly and make an attempt at reconciliation. Maybe not a friendship, but at least a distant acquaintance. Â
You deliberately sweep your way towards her, but Wanda remains calm as if she doesnât notice. She walks past you quietly making you panic.Â
âWait, Wanda, IââÂ
âIâm sorry,â she cuts you off quickly.Â
âUh what?âÂ
Wanda averts her gaze to her feet and tugs on the fingers of one hand. "I know it's not enough but I really am sorry,â she confesses, "The way I acted with you was wrong. I was brash and angry. So angry that I didn't even know what was really happening. I didn't read the magazine. I only knew what Pietro told me. And I took his word as truth. I should have known to never fully trust him.â She looks back at you with shame written on her face.Â
âHe's a good person at heart, trust me, he is. Sometimes he makes wrong choices. Viz tried telling me the truth, but I didn't listen to him,â she shakes her head. "After the fight, Viz forced me to read the magazine and when I did I felt so guilty. Cause you did nothing wrong. He was the one at fault. He degraded you and painted this image of you that isn't really you."Â
"But what Steve did was wrong as well.âÂ
"Pietro put you on the map, Y/N,â she countered. âYeah, it might've happened someday but that wasn't his job to do. Everyone in the damn city and God knows where else knows who you are.âÂ
The truth in her words frightened you more than anything.Â
âI donât think you understand, but there are more enemies than friends around here,â she states. "And I think Steve was just trying to send a warning out."Â
"At the expense of your brother?â you question her a bit harshly. It was her brother, why were you offended? âThatâs not right."Â
She replies with a careless shrug. "I mean he was kinda asking for it,â she said flatly. You blink at her in confusion. "He's a total douche. Don't get me wrong he's my twin and I love him but some of the shit he pulls is shocking. He had it coming for a long time."Â
You shake your head and scratch the side of your neck. "I still feelâ"Â
"Don't. Please,â she asks. "I don't feel bad anymore. Really, I donât. He looks like a pirate now and I think that's kinda funny."Â
You gasp. "That's not nice to say!"Â
"It is what it is,â she shrugs with a chuckle. "So are we good now?"Â
You smile sheepishly. "That's what I was going to ask you."Â
Wanda nods with a smile. "Yeah, we're good. So make up with your boyfriend now, huh?â
âWait, how did you know that?âÂ
âCause heâs standing in front of the window, staring at us like a kicked puppy,â she pointed at the wide window in the front of the restaurant.Â
You turn around to find Steve staring at the both of you with a sorry pout painting his features. You stomp to the window and grumble a curse underneath your breath.Â
âLeave!â you shout while pointing sideways.Â
âNo,â he retorts.
Your jaw tightens and brows furrow with anger.Â
To say Steve was intimidated would be an understatement, he was downright scared. But that wasnât going to stop him. He was just as stubborn as you were. Both of you glare at each other with only the glass between as a barrier.Â
You examine him. His hair was ruffled like it had fingers twisting in it for hours. Tired eyes. Soft, plump lips left neglected.Â
Steve catches you staring at his lips. They curve up in a pompous half-smile. You miss him. He knows you do.Â
âHey!â May shouts at Steve from the main door, âstop harassing my employee and get outta here before I call the cops.âÂ
âThe cops?â he tsks. âMay, do you know who I am?â he guffawed.Â
May stands by the door, hands on her hips. âIâve known you since you were in diapers, Stevie. So I advise you not to test me,â she bites.
Steve gulps then huffs. âFine, Iâll leave, but Iâll be back,â he points at her. He turns to look at you, tight lipped and determined. He sends a flying kiss your way before stomping down the street. Â
Wanda chuckles behind you. âHonestly, Y/N, just forgive him already.âÂ
âI will not.âÂ
âDonât be so stubborn,â she chides. âI know you miss him.âÂ
âI do not!â you retorted. Sheâs not buying it. You turn away from her with a grumble. âOkay, maybe a little, but Iâm not letting him off the hook just yet.âÂ
She shakes her head with a disappointed sigh. âYouâre evil.âÂ
âYou sure this is going to work?â Steve asked, waving the card in his hand back and forth.Â
âIâm positive,â Peter spoke confidently.
âAnd whatâs your credibility?â Sam questions him.Â
âI have a girlfriend,â Peter points to himself then waves at all of them. âand none of you do.âÂ
âDonât get smart kid or Iâll clobber you,â Bucky snaps.Â
âI have a girlfriend,â Steve sighs. âSheâs just angry at me.â
âDonât worry, that happens,â he waves if off. âItâs normal.âÂ
âWeâre not stupid, Peter,â Bucky says, resting his hand on the desk.Â
âWell, maybe you areâŚâ he trails off, earning a grumble from the older man. âAnyways, I know exactly how youâre feeling. One time I got into a really bad fight with MJ and she didnât talk to me for a week.â Â
âAnd what did you do?â Steve asks.Â
âFirst, I followed her around and kept on saying sorry. And then I sent her a bunch of flowers and chocolate but she threw them away. Then I gave up and started crying at her door until she opened it and let me in. We got back after that.âÂ
Steve nodded slowly.Â
He could do that.Â
âBut Y/Nâs way tougher than MJ so thereâs a possibility that she might never forgive you,â Peter says flatly.Â
âDoesnât hurt to try,â Steve shrugs. He opens the card in his hand then reaches for a pen â his best pen. âWhat should I write?âÂ
âSomething heartfelt and romantic,â Sam advised. âThat expresses your regret.â
âIt has to be so romantic that it has her running back into your arms,â Bucky snaps his fingers.Â
âYeah, but donât make it cheesy,â Peter warns. âShe seems like the kind that would hate that.âÂ
Steve ponders for a moment with his pen hitting the side of his cheek. âI know what to write,â he grins before diving into writing a message. He closes the card and tucks it in a heart lined white envelope. He places the envelope inside of the basket of flowers he had bought.Â
âSo when are you gonna take it to her?â Bucky asks.Â
âOh, Iâm not taking it to her,â Steve shakes his head, making the three furrow their brows in confusion.Â
âYou are,â he points at him then Sam. âAnd you,âÂ
âWhat? No! Absolutely not!â Bucky shouts. âIâm not doing that!âÂ
âI canât believe Iâm doing this," Bucky grumbles, standing in front of your apartment door. His shoulders are sagging and back hunched with the meanest scowl on his face.Â
Sam lets out a sigh and presses the doorbell. âLetâs get this over with.âÂ
Bucky stands straight up and adjusts the basket of flowers in his hands, making sure the envelope tucked in it was noticeable.Â
You open the door and smiles spread across both of their faces.Â
âHi,â Sam waves.Â
You lean against the doorframe; disinterested. Your eyes fall onto the flowers in Buckyâs hand but ask anyway. âWhat are you guys doing here?âÂ
âWe come in peace,â Sam chuckles nervously. When he notices youâre not laughing, he stops. He clears his throat.
âUm, uh, these are for you,â Bucky handed you the basket. You slump a bit, underestimating its weight. âThereâs a message there.âÂ
âFrom Steve,â Sam adds.Â
Your heart flutters just a little at Steveâs sweet gesture. But youâre still angry. âOh thatâs nice,â you nod. âIâll check when I have the time,â you reply flatly and go to close the door.Â
âNo wait!â Bucky stops you, with a hand on the door. He feels a shiver run down his spine by the way youâre glaring at him. âActually, Steve said we canât come back until you give us a reply.âÂ
âA reply?âÂ
âYeah, to the letter,â Sam says. âHe says that we canât go home until we report back to him.âÂ
âHe may not be your boss, but he is ours,â Bucky said. âSo do us a favor and please give us a message to relay?âÂ
You sigh deeply then put the basket on the ground. You pick up the letter and canât help but smile at the heart-lined envelope.Â
What a twink.Â
Bucky and Sam sport hopeful smiles when they see your reaction.Â
You rip it open at one end and pull out a small folded paper. Opening it, you read the contents.Â
âRoses are red. Violets are blue,â you started.Â
You rolled your eyes internally. How generic.Â
âI may have screwed up but so did you. So stop being a meanie and take me back.âÂ
You stare at the letter in your hand blankly.Â
Sam rubs his face in irritation. âIt doesnât even rhyme at the end,â he mumbles, pinching the bridge of his nose.Â
âSo we canât leave until you give us a reply,â Bucky reminds. Â
You look up at him with a smile. The scary kind. âA reply?â you repeat, sickeningly sweetly. âI have a message for Stevie.â you wave him closer to you. âCome here.âÂ
Bucky comes closer with an innocent smile on his face. The complete opposite of the hideous scowl on your own. You swing your leg back and Bucky swiftly realizes what was going to go down. He jumps back quickly, but not quick enough. Your knee slams into his gut and it knocks the wind out of his lungs.Â
You threw the basket of flowers at Sam. âTell your damn boss to shove his flowers up his ass and leave me alone!â You slammed the door in their faces.Â
âMessage received,â Bucky wheezes, bent over in pain.Â
Sam snickers wickedly at Buckyâs expense while picking the petals off his clothes. âNow thatâs what you call Mrs. Rogers material.âÂ
âSo what did she say?â Steve asks in anticipation, sporting a dumb smile and hopeful eyes.Â
âUh, I canât tell you,â Bucky shakes his head.Â
âWhy not?â
Sam smirks. âBecause he has to show you.âÂ
Bucky catches on to what Sam was doing and he had to admit. Sam was a genius at times.Â
Steve shakes his head in childish confusion. âOkay then, show me.â
And show him he did.Â
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Lifeguard Off Duty: Chapter 9
(Read Chapter 8 by gainerstories here)
Rather than risk ending up like a sitcom character with two dates to the dance, Bradley decided to roll a few of plans together into the ultimate evening of celebration. Jeremy and the boys from Muffin Tops would stop by his work happy hour at Michaelaâs on Friday night. Peter would join him there, and theyâd move onto their romantic dinner date afterwards: it had taken a little rearranging, but heâd managed to line everything up into a perfect stretch of hedonism.
After finishing up with the gymâs seated press on Thursday evening, Bradley decided to see if his workouts had done anything for his weight. He stepped off the scales, after clocking in at an eye-popping 324 pounds: a full 11 pounds heavier than he had been just a couple of weeks before. Had he been doing that much celebrating?Â
âHey, man. Canât wait for tomorrow,â came Jeremyâs voice from behind him.
âHey, me neither,â Bradley said, turning to greet his gym buddy. He joked, âYou trying to see the number?â
âDonât need to. I can tell by your outfit that itâs still going up,â Jeremy laughed as he gave Bradleyâs belly a gentle pat right around his exposed navel. It was Jeremyâs favourite running jokeânot that Bradley ever ran anymore.
âVery funny,â Bradley grinned, as he turned to head out for the evening. After half an hour at 24 Hour Fitness, he couldnât wait to eat whatever lavish spread Peter had come up with that day.
The next morning, Bradley had a spring in his very heavy step. He whistled as he soaped up the rolls and bulges of his colossal body in the shower, and hummed as he ran his towel along the sloping curves of his huge rear. He inhaled sharply to get his work shirt closed, and then inhaled the massive breakfast feast that Peter had cooked up for him: bacon, sausages, hash browns, syrupy pancakes, and buttery toast. Shirt buttons spreading apart as they fought to restrain his gut, Bradley heaved himself into his car and made his way to Muffin Tops.
After loading up on pastries for the day, Bradley headed to work. He greeted his friends in the recreation department before making his way to his own corner of city hall. As usual, Malcolm appeared with a huge plate of home cooking, followed shortly by Diane and Eric who wanted confirmation that Bradley wasnât going to bail on drinks. By the time he left the office, he had eaten every crumb that had been put in front of him, but his mind was already wandering to the nachos and fries at Michaelaâs.
The place was just starting to get lively when Bradley arrived. He plodded over to Eric and Wanda, who were standing by the bar. As soon as he arrived, Wanda placed a frothy mug of beer in his hand. She added, âEven if you work in another department now, Iâm still the boss.â
âOf course,â Bradley said, feeling sincere. Wanda had done so much for him. He chatted with her for a while, digging in when a large platter of nachos appeared beside him. And when Diane appeared with an overloaded plate of fries, he allowed himself to be stolen away. He let his co-worker grab a few pats of his monster gut as he polished off the snacks, before turning to Eric and his boyfriend.
The one-time twinks looked completely overstuffed as they stood side-by-side, splitting well over 300 pounds of excess relationship weight between them. They were still fairly fashionable, but Bradley could see that they shared his struggles with fitting into clothes: buttons strained and cotton rode up to expose their mutual overindulgence. Ordering another beer, he chatted with both of them, realizing that they were as charming and fun as Ericâs social media profiles made them seem.
While Bradley was talking to them, he watched Peter arrive and slip effortlessly into a conversation with Malcolm and Wanda. Bradley realized that they had probably been going to Peterâs coffee cart for longer than he had. He admired the way Peterâs athletic-fit blazer flattered his lithe build, contrasting it to the massive men in front of him and the equally massive man he had become. As he chatted with Peter and Blake, he felt a distinct appreciation for the tattooed hunk in his life.
Bradley was pleased to see that Jeremy had met Hayden and Diego. Excusing himself, he made his way over to the two mountains of lard and the muscle-bound jock. âHow are three of my favourite people?â he asked, when he arrived. He stifled a belch, before taking a swig of beer.
âAh, I love fat Bradley,â Diego said to Jeremy and Hayden, as he clapped his loyal customer on the back. He turned to Bradley. âYou were never this relaxed when we worked at the beach! But thatâs all water under the bridge.â
Bradley flushed. âI guess I needed to walk a mile in your shoes.â
âOr waddle,â Hayden said. âAnd maybe not a full mile.â
The guys all laughed in response. Bradley noticed that Peter had joined the group. Patting the lower part of Bradleyâs back, he joked, âThis guy doesnât even walk to the fridge anymore, he gets me to grab his beers for him.â
âThat sounds like the life,â Hayden said, as the group laughed. âDiego, we need someone to bring us beers.â
âThat could be a job for Jeremy,â Bradley said, giving his gym buddy a wink. Jeremy had been throwing himself at the blubber-bound bakery owners practically since he arrived.
The group chatted, and the beer flowed. After a while, Diego and Bradley got to reminiscing about their time at Thick Sands beach. Diego pulled out his phone, showing off an old picture of the two complete with sunglasses, smiles, and perfect abs. Bradley could barely remember what it felt like to be that small, and yet heâd been the beach babe-in-residence for years. If he tried to climb the lifeguard tower at his current size, heâd probably wreck the wooden ladder.
The time at Michaelaâs flew by, with Bradley helping himself to the beer and bar food as his friends from work and beyond dropped by to congratulate him and talk. After what felt like no time, but what had really been hours, Peter arrived to remind Bradley of their dinner reservation. Draining his fourth beer, Bradley settled his tab and said goodbye.
âI was just chatting with Christian, the head lifeguard that replaced you. Looks like Wanda offered him your old job. He really is following in your footsteps,â Peter said, as they made their way out of the bar.
Bradley turned and looked at Christian, who was chatting with Wanda and Eric. He reminded Bradley of himself. With a smile, Bradley said, âIf Wanda gives him the desk next to Eric, that might be in more ways than one.â
Outside, the air was cool and fresh. Side by side, Peter and Bradley walked to the end of the next block, to the small bistro that had come highly recommended. It was simply decorated, with sleek wooden furniture and a few rustic touches. The couple followed the hostess to their seat, and had a chance to look over the menu.
After a few moments, their waiter arrived with water. He was tall and thin, with a forgettable face. âMy name is Justin, Iâll be taking care of you guys this evening,â he said. Justin was obviously gay, and he shot judgemental looks in Bradleyâs direction as he spoke. Then, he turned to Peter with a smile. âCan I interest you in any drinks?â
âYes, weâll share a bottle of the house red,â Peter said. His face was blank. When the waiter took the drink menu and retreated, Peter rolled his eyes and Bradley chuckled. Apparently some guys still tried to deny the allure of the dad bod.
The pair chatted as they continued to weigh menu options. After a little while, the waiter reappeared to pour the wine and take their orders. After Peter ordered the white fish for his main course, it was Bradleyâs turn to order.
âIâll start with the fettucine alfredo, and thenââ
âThe fettucine alfredo is a main course,â Justin interrupted.
âI know. Iâm gonna have it as an appetizer. And then for my main Iâll have the surf and turf, with an extra baked potato on the side,â Bradley said. He closed his menu. âMedium for the steak.â
With a glare in Bradleyâs direction, the server clicked his pen and disappeared as the guys attempted to say thanks.
The two relaxed, drinking freely and swapping opinions about happy hour and whether Diego and Hayden would take Jeremy home. Peter painted quite a picture of the thick throuple that they were destined to become, and Bradley complimented his insight. Conversation was easy, moving from Peterâs family in Korea to Bradleyâs high school diving career. Bradley slurped back the pasta, before tearing into his steak and lobster with gusto. Buttery potato and fried veggies disappeared into his vast gut. He felt increasingly stuffed, but he plowed forward. As they talked and ate, they (especially Bradley) finished the wine.
When the time came for dessert, Bradley couldnât pass up the chocolate cheesecake. Peter tasted a spoonful, leaving Bradley to stuff himself with the rest. When the dessert plate was empty, Bradley excused himself to go to the washroom.
After relieving himself at the urinal, he paused in front of the mirror. No wonder Justinâs eyes had boggled as Bradley walked to the washroom: there were gaping spaces between the buttons of his shirt, revealing swathes of fat. And his gut looked massively round after a full day of stuffing himself stupid. Stifling a belch, Bradley plodded back across the restaurant.
Bradley pulled back his chair and slumped into it, ready to call for the cheque and take his boyfriend home. Except, as his giant rump made contact with the seat, he could feel something shifting. And as his bulging ass settled into place, Bradley heard a whining creak. A moment later, after a violent snap, Bradleyâs big butt was on the floor, and he was surrounded by pieces of broken chair. Looking down, he realized that the two buttons straining over the fattest part of his gut had chosen that moment to give up, flying off under the pressure of Bradleyâs behemoth belly.
âHoly shit, babe, are you okay?â Peter was at Bradleyâs side in a flash.
âFine,â Bradley said, feeling dazed. He felt embarrassed that part of his massive, hairy gut had been exposed to the cool air of the restaurant, made all the more embarrassing by every set of eyes bearing down on him. Peterâs shredded muscles bulging from the exertion, he helped Bradley to his feet.
By the time Bradley was standing, the manager had appeared. He was a middle-aged man, no more than 5â5â and skinny as a rail. Bradleyâs gigantic frame absolutely dwarfed him. âOh, my God. Are you alright? We are so sorry, sir, truly. Your meal is on us, of course. And let me write a note, your next meal will be on us, too.â
With nothing injured but his pride, Bradley certainly wasnât going to turn down that offer.
By the time they got home, the couple was already laughing it off. âI really never thought Iâd do something like that,â Bradley said, as he undid his remaining shirt buttons.
Planting his hands on Bradleyâs sides, Peter traced the expanse of his loverâs thick gut. âYou were just too much man for those shitty chairs.â
âWell itâs a good thing youâre man enough to handle me,â Bradley said, clapping the underside of his belly and making it shake, despite the overwhelming fullness.
The two made their way to the bedroom, Peter caressing Bradleyâs bulging love handles as they walked. âYou know, the first time I went to the beach here, I fantasized about getting rescued by the hunky lifeguard?â Peter said. âIf you still have your old uniform around, I could go for some role-play.â
âSounds great,â Bradley said. He ran a hand along Peterâs hip. âYou know what? I have a feeling weâll be rescuing each other for a long time to come.â
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WINDFLOWER
part one ~Â caught sight of her ~
(part one)
A/N:Â I wanted to write this for awhile. Itâs the first fanfic Iâve ever written so it might not be amazing, but I hope itâs good and that you enjoy it! I will be getting some of the English aspects wrong (sorry).
Summary: Alex is not the kind of man (if given the chance) to steal another man's girlfriend. Or is he?Â
Pairing: imallexx x reader
Warning: Set in 2020. Mentions of the Budweiser Bug. (Sam is an OC)
Word Count: 2.5k
It was a warm and late afternoon.
There was a short break in the clouds and the sunlight streamed through to bounce off his sunglasses, as he walked the pavement.
It was a warm and late afternoon â teetering on hot.
Alex wore his white Gucci button-up which was fantastic for not attracting heat. Still there were noticeable wet spots under his arms. For each street closer he was to his apartment building he quickened his pace and rolled his shoulders back. Adjusting â so that the cloth might peel off from his skin without him having to directly pinch it out from his armpits. Alex did not like being sweaty â but who did?
Despite how he might have felt about crowds or said crowds looking at him, he more often than not enjoyed the loudness of his expensive shirts, his california twink shorts, even his odd hair colours (if applicable). What these preferences said for his personality was anyone's guess.
Maybe he was secure enough in his identity to enjoy things that are deemed as classically feminine. Maybe he was making a statement on the gender binary, or the expectations of traditional masculinity.
Maybe he had stared into the darkness inside long enough that he could not bear having to see it outside as well. Or maybe he liked pink â thought it complimented his cool skin tone or his lip colour.
Which it did.
One street from his building, Alex picked up his feet and sped up. He reached the front entrance; his hand went for the door handle and â WHAM!
Alex grasped at his nose, which had connected first with the glass of the door as it swung out. There was no red on his hands as he drew them back to check, but there was a general throbbing radiating out from the middle of his face.
From above him, a man asked, "Shit, you alright there?" His voice was rich like a slice of peanut butter cheesecake drizzled in a chocolate sauce of genuine concern. While he spoke, the man dropped the large cardboard box he was holding â it hit the ground like it weighed well over seven stone â and sidestepped out from the other side of the door.
"No. Yeah. Fuck, give me a moment."
"I could get you ice or something, maybe?" The man held his hand out in the air at an odd distance from Alexâs left shoulder, hesitant it seemed to touch him.
"It's fine." His eyes spotted the hand, then the discarded box. It was wrapped tight in tape, across the top was written STORAGE in permanent marker. Alex gestured to the building and asked, "You moving out?"
"Moving in actually, I just grabbed the wrong box by accident. Maybe one of these days I'll learn how to read." He bent over and picked the box up.
"Well, I'm Alex. 205"
"Sam. 305." (a floor above) "Everyone calls me Sammy."
How to describe Sammy. Picture an elk â a blond elk. A majestic beast for sure. Picture that and then make it stand on its hind legs and also be a person. He had a naturally muscular build and an evident dedication to a workout regimen â not too intense like three or four times a week.
Everything about him appeared likeable, charming. Certainly, it was his voice. As well as the goofy smile, how he carried himself ~the confidence~ and how he held a comfortable amount of eye contact.
Alex gave a polite smile. In the pit of his stomach something was building â he had not eaten in at least ten hours â a feeling like optimism. Surely, if he were courteous and pleasant now, perhaps this new neighbor might be less willing to lodge noise complaints against him later on.
"You look strong." Sammy cleared his throat before continuing, "There's a couple-three more boxes left I got to bring up. And a sofa. I'll never be able to get that thing up myself. You're heading up, right? You wouldn't mind helping, would you?"
"No. NoâI mean, yes. I will help you." It was a class rendition of George's commentary stutter.
"Great! I got to get the truck unloaded before the game. You're really doing me a solid." Sammy's smile widened to be a bit open-mouthed â like that of a dog after being told it was a good boy. He led Alex to the other end of the car park, to the truck, the sofa, and the boxes.
Alex stood waiting â as Sammy crawled into the truck bed â to help ease the sofa out. He tried to get a good hold around the back of it as it sprung out at him. Sammy pushed on his end, putting a lot of unjustified faith into a stranger.
He did not hear a complaint from Alex, just a string of strained grunts.
Sammy hopped out â boots hit the ground, and he took over the lifting part of moving furniture while Alex acted more as a guiding hand.
Walking toward the building, Alex shouted across the sofa, "Who you cheering for tonight?"
"Newcastle! Who else? Best there is in the whole sport far as I can tell."
A bark of a laugh shot from Alex's mouth. "I've got someone you have to meet."
Hanging around Sammy â for the time it took to maneuver the sofa in/out of the lift and to retrieve the remaining boxes and haul them up â was not not enjoyable. It was comfortable.
Alex did not think about the manual labor he had been tricked into doing; instead, he was preoccupied with chattering on and on as both rode the lift up. He answered all Sammy's questions â about the building, the people, the area.
He rinsed the other man for his team preferences and his truck â despite Alex himself not being able to drive. And while there was a lot of damning material for Sammy to 'fire back' with, he did not.
With arms shaking slightly under the weight of the last medium-large sized box, Alex went on with his lighthearted ribbing. And Sammy just laughed along. Even snorting once.
"Not even joking â are you a comedian or something?"
Alex beamed. "Or something."
Both men had a chance to rattle off some horror stories of the absolute shitholes they had rented in the past.
DING of the lift doors opening interrupted a rant on neighbors who complained about the littlest of noises, which Alex continued after stepping into the hall.
Then, it was done. The last boxes were set on the floor of the bare-walled apartment. What was Alex meant to do now? Leave? Hang around? Ask for a drink?
It was not like he was desperate for friends, just that Sammy was genuine, and it never hurt to have someone to ring up to accompany him on a night out or if Alex ever got evicted again.
Sammy dragged out a dramatic sigh as he straightened up, leaving the last box he had carried up â labeled DISHWARE â next to the sofa. Raising his arms above his head, he stretched out his back. Alex might have done the same, but he was conscious of the absurdly damp state of his underarms.
"I'm having friends over for drinks and to watch the game," Alex began. "Maybe a few rounds of FIFA afterwards. You should come â if you want, or not. There'll be money on it, and I tend to lose a lot."
"You just helped me move a sofa up three floors, shouldn't I be the one offering you something?" Sammy slapped Alex on the shoulder perhaps harder than he meant, perhaps not taking into consideration the size difference.
"There's nothing I need."
"Well, it sounds fun. I'll be sure to come round! And I'llâ"
KNOCK. KNOCK.
A young woman stepped through the apartment door while her gaze held an intense focus on her wristwatch for too long. Like it does not take anyone who knows how to read a manual clock that long to figure out the time. She was looking at it just to look at it â to look preoccupied.
Shoulders a bit rolled in and posture a bit poor, she took five steps in and closed the door before even looking up. She pulled her head up from her wristwatch.
Upon seeing the space, her eyes brightened and shined. She gasped a small (not surprised but delighted) gasp, smiling big. Andâandâoh.
OH.
OOOHhoho. Oh.
Oh, no.
Alex caught sight of her, and he was gone.
And it was not that she was perfect. No, she was not the airbrushed model of the advertisements on the tube. No. She was her, and it was ~ugh~ it was almost indescribable. It was the fit of her clothes and her hair and the cute ears. It was all of those separately and all of those at once, at the same time.
Seeing her was like living in a significant moment in history. Like attending a World's Fair, holding a piece of the Berlin Wall as it was being torn down, or standing on the frontline of a revolution.
It was having an inkling â a fervent gut feeling â knowing that what was happening was momentous and would leave an everlasting impact. But, for the time being, he was just in it: living it. Experiencing everything with the understanding that millions of different pieces had to have fallen into place for this one thing to happen and he. was. there.
"Hi, Red." Sammy caught her in a tight vice-like embrace.
"Hello." It was muffled a smidge from having her face buried in his shirt. She broke apart from him first.
"Alex, this is my girlfriend. Y/N. We call her Red." He said, keeping her close with an arm snaked around her middle while she gazed up at him.
In their brief time hanging out together, Alex had not considered that Sammy might have a girlfriend, nor did he consider that Sammy might not have a girlfriend.
He had not thought about it at all. Not in the slightest.
"Nice to meet you." Alex reached out his hand.
Y/N tore her gaze from Sammy and stared at the hand in front of her; she pondered it. Not moving. Her face flushed like she was going to be ill.
"Um...I..." He retracted his hand, shoving it deep into the pocket of his shorts.
"She won't shake your hand, mate, nothing against you â just a germaphobe. That's on me for not telling you beforehand."
"That's alright. I guess we're not meant to be shaking hands anyway." An awkward chuckle drippled off his tongue to which he did not receive a reaction. "With the Budweiser Bug and all."
"Oh, I'm not scared of that. People overreact." Sammy switched gears and moved to stand at Alexâs side.
Alex continued smiling as he considered how that might have been the most ignorant thing he had heard all month. But not everyone had the opportunities to take higher education courses as he had.
Y/N kept quiet during their exchange and after looking over Alex once more (avoiding his face), she flickered her gaze to Sammy.
It was like standing in the same room with someone on the phone and getting one half of the conversation. Alex was left guessing based on how confused and uncomfortable Y/N appeared to be as to what expression Sammy was using to respond to her questioning gaze.
Whatever he must have signaled or mouthed, it worked.
"Hello," Y/N addressed him simply as she set sail those dazzling eyes of hers into the peaceful seas of Alex's blue set, "It's nice to meet you as well."
It was a voice to tune-in to over the general hum of a group of speakers. A voice that might be complimented as being good for radio. A voice clear and crisp like water (from anywhere but London tap).
Alex wanted to keep her talking â to hear her mind and her thoughts. Hear her present a speech, putter a nervous ramble, or just word vomit. Hear how she pronounces each consonant and vowel. And if there were specific words that carried a different accent than the rest. Where did those come from? Where did she come from?
Notwithstanding his questionable reputation in a few corners of the internet, Alex was not a complete and utter irrational weirdo. He did have a brain which he would use part of the time.
It was not unlike him to be struck with crushes on young women and men he met in passingâhe was human; it happens. If he was feeling extra alone, that crush might linger longer.
Might stumble into his dreams.
That is all it wasâa crush. Right? Then why did it feel different? Not like that of a sudden burst of flames but of a washing-over sense of relief â an unquestionable assuredness in something new.
New or not, Alex was determined not to be weird about it.
"Why go by Red?" ...when Y/N is so fitting, so beautiful. Mission: Don't Be Weird Status: Failed
"What do you mean?" she asked with her head cocked to the left.
"Come on." With a clear sense of boredom in the direction of the conversation, Sammy strolled to the sofa and sat on it. He ripped into the cardboard box labeled DISHWARE and began emptying plates and mugs onto the cushion next to him. Speaking a bit louder to be heard over the tearing of tape, he offered, "Isn't it obvious?"
"Guess not. Or I might just be a little thick."
Everyone ignored his comment.
"You know, if you want to stick around some, Red's making quiche."
"Quiche?" Alex walked toward the back of the sofa â stopping a few meters short. "More of a breakfast food, don't you think?"
Bringing a hand to his chest in mock shock and offence, Sammy declared, "Food does not have curfews!"
"Except at hotels...and McDonald's."
"No. No, not McDonald's. Not for a while now; where have you been?"
Alex rolled his eyes; while searching for some support in the conversation, he turned to find Y/N had disappeared in the single second she was out of his sights.
A disappointed frown formed on his pink lips.
Perhaps it was a cue for him to leave as well. "I got to run. I'll be seeing you then?"
"Right," said Sammy. "Go Newcastle! Yeah?"
Alex thumped his closed fist twice against his chest in an odd gesture (which meant nothing) and smiled a closed mouth smile as he stepped backwards out the apartment door to the carpeted hall.
Sammy chuckled and shook his head, "You're a funny guy, Alex."
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Baby, Itâs Cold Outside
Charlie Barber x Reader ; 2k
The party had been achingly wonderful. Youâd never seen his house so filled with warmth, with light â and youâd been over a dozens and dozens of, in the past few years that youâve known him, have known Charlie.
The place was packed with all his theater friends, all the writing and directing and acting geniuses gracing the Broadway stage. And you, in the middle of it all, were enthralled, were so glad for the opportunity to schmooze and laugh and cheers with your peers. Youâd talked scripts, screenplays, plays and movies, award shows and bullshit critics, and youâd done it all with the pleasant warmth of food in your belly and a drink in your hand.
He had really gone all out, you think once the party had begun to die down. The string lights were twinking a soft white, the fireplace cracking loudly, the tree all lit up red and gold. Henry had helped decorate it before flying to Los Angeles to spend the holiday with Nicole who had just moved there. There were tapered candles lit and softly melting, wax hot and dripping on the silver plates that were there to catch the drops so the tabletops werenât ruined. He always was thinking one step ahead, your Charlie.
That thought, the your Charlie, sent a soft bloom of fondness through your chest. All night heâd been making eyes at you, dark and glittering with more emotions than you could probably parse. All night heâd been smiling at you from across the room, face half-hidden in his cup of eggnog. All night heâd been making as many excuses as possible to find his way next to you, to make you laugh, to make you pay attention to him and only him.
It was a secret, of course. The affair.
Thatâs where the ache came in, didnât it? The urge to be close to him. The war of being close but not too close, to smile but not smile too much, to look but not stare. It wouldnât do to make anyone suspicious, wouldnât do to draw attention. It was a bittersweet kind of atmosphere, wanting to hold and be held, but not able to. Â
Except nowâŚnow the party had wound down to just the two of you. You had insisted on staying to help clean up. You didnât need to catch a cab or a train, you only lived just next door â so of course you would stay and help.
And there was a tension there, a silent tension, as you stacked up all the red solo cups, threw them away. The two of you trying to wait, trying to wait in case someone forgot something at his house before they left, in case a neighbor wanted to drop by, in case in case in case.
So there was the tension, two of you dancing around one another as you walked around and turned off the lights in all the rooms no one was in, because you know how much Charlie hates wasting electricity. As you brush past him to bring the leftovers to the kitchen, wrap them in silver foil and stack them in the fridge so heâd have something to eat later. As you put on your coat and head for the door, casting a look over your shoulder.
He looks at you, and you look back at him, and you chew your lip when you tell him, âI really canât stay.â
He nearly drops what heâs holding and crosses the room in three long strides, slides his arms around yours, and you melt into the embrace. You rest your head on his shoulder for a moment, looking up at him through your thick lashes. He knows, knows what youâre doing.
Youâre grateful heâs going to play along.
âBut baby, itâs cold outside.â He whispers, licks his lips.
You love it when he calls you baby, when he says it like that. Like itâs the easiest thing in the world to call you, the most natural thing.
And wasnât it?
You try and suppress the ghost of a smile thatâs threatening to spread across your mouth, but you fail. You fail as you turn in his embrace, and smooth your hands up the soft sweater he wears. It was terrible, red and green and white with little gold bells and ribbon bows stitched into the fabric. You had bought him that sweater, had told him that everyone should have something ugly and tacky to wear for a Christmas party.
âYes, but Iâve got to go away.â You explain, not making one motion to step away from him.
âButâŚitâs cold outside.â He reiterates and you do grin then, grin bright and wide, as his arms wind around your waist and pull you ever closer.
âThis evening has been â â You start, pulling away for a moment to look for your keys.
âI was hoping youâd drop in â â He says, and now heâs smiling too, heâs walking into the kitchen for a moment.
ââSo very nice.â You continue, finding them. You had placed them in the little dish on the table by the door, and you canât help but think that they look so good there, next to Charlieâs keys.
You wondered if it was the holiday atmosphere or something else, that made you emotional over that. Charlie sees in your face how youâre getting choked up, choked up over something as simple as two keys in a dish, and he comes to your side with two glasses of champagne from the kitchen. Â
He hands you one and when your fingers touch, he gasps, gives you a big toothy smile that makes you want to kiss him.
âHere, let me hold your hand, theyâre just like ice!â He hisses dramatically, takes your hand in his.
Itâs then that you realize the curtains are open, and anyone on the street could see. You immediately pull him away, pull him down the main hallway where no one would be able to look in, no one would be able to know this is what the two of you get up to.
What will the two you get up to?
âThe neighbors might thinkâŚâ You explain with a chuckle, and he waves it off.
âOh, but itâs so bad out there.â He says sarcastically, nodding to the softly falling snow thatâs barely sticking to the manicured lawn outside.
You laugh too loud at that, a nervous giggle that shakes your body as he pulls you in close in the dark of the hallway. You feel dizzy, feel dizzy in the best way, lightheaded with love and giddiness.
âSay, whatâs in this drink?â You tease taking a whiff of the champagne, but he frowns.
âThatâs not funny.â He tucks a bit of hair behind your ear, warms his palm on your cheek.
You look up into his eyes and see the softness there, and suddenly itâs all too much and not nearly enough at the same time.
âI wish I knew howâŚâ You sigh, nuzzling into his embrace for a moment. Your back is resting against the wall of the hallway, and heâs standing between your legs, your stomachs practically pressing together with how close you are, and soon the nuzzling turns into kissing his palm, âTo break this spell.â
âGive me your hat, your hair looks swell.â He whispers, sliding your coat off of your shoulders and taking off the wool beret you had worn, a festive thing that matched your dress.
âI ought to say âno, no, no, sir.ââ You grin, blush and bat your eyelashes, being teasing, playful.
âMind if I move in closer?â He asks as he braces his arms against the wall, caging you between them.
And you decide to play with him a little longer, so you duck out from under his arm and laugh with another, âI gotta get home!â
You try, but Charlie chases you, chases you and spills his champagne in the process, chases you and grabs you around your middle, hoists you up in a way that makes you laugh and laugh and laugh, like he were some great fireman and you were in need of rescue.
Maybe you think, as he sets you down on the couch and closes the curtains, maybe you were.
âYouâd freeze out there.â He shakes his head, hiding your outerwear in the closet by the door.
âSo lend me your coat.â You challenge and he scoffs.
âItâs up to your knees out there!â He makes up, points to the window.
There absolutely wasnât even an inch of snow yet, not yet. But you knew that, and he knew that you knew that, and you settle into the couch anyway, settle in further, taking another sip of champagne. That dizzy warm bubbly feeling spreads through your whole body in the most pleasant way, and time feels like itâs standing still.
What time even was it?
âThereâs bound to be talk tomorrow.â You roll your eyes and smirk, beckon him forward with a crook of your finger as you slip your heels off of your feet.
Charlie didnât like shoes on the couch, and you donât blame him. He watches your movements carefully, watches as you rub your ankles together, toes probably going so so cold from being exposed to the air. He puts both his hands over his heart and gives you the most convincing heartbroken look youâd ever seen, a true actor.
âThink of my holiday sorrow â â He starts, making his way back to you, following your finger, entranced by you.
Who was under the spell now?
âAt least there will be plenty implied.â You wink, already envisioning the talk of the theater community tomorrow. Surely thereâd be gossip, surely thereâd be theories. There were already theories, and ones that werenât unfounded.
â â If you caught pneumonia and died.â Charlie continued, the thought of that being so absurd that your laugh rings brightly in the still warm air of the living room.
You open yourself up for him, let him fall on top of you on the couch. Heâs heavy, a pleasant weight thatâs sturdy, warm. He was always so warm, everything about him. From his smile and those dimples, to the chocolate of his eyes, those eyes which are so deep, so soulful.
It breaks your heart sometimes, all of this. The divorce.
You wondered how he was coping, this being the first Christmas without Henry and all. You wondered if he was coping at all, or if the party was a distraction, a means to have people in the house. The house was so empty these days.
Well, except for you.
âI really canât stay.â You whisper once again, echoing the same sentiment from earlier, and not meaning it any one ounce more.
âDo you really still have doubts?â Charlie whispers back, and there it is, the act has dropped, and the real concern â that you really donât want him, that you really donât want this â has returned.
You chew the inside of your lip and cast a glance to the window, making sure the curtains are pulled nice and tight, making sure no one could see, no one could compromise this affair, this love that you shared. You card your fingers through his hair and sigh once more. Youâre so content, you could live here like this, live in his embrace.
Maybe one day, one day when all this bullshit is over, you will.
âOh baby, itâs cold outside.â You grin, and he knows heâs won then, knows it when you wind your arms around his neck, when you let your eyes close for him.
He smiles against you, smiles as he kisses you. Â The snow falls, the children sleep, the trains run. But in the living room, on his couch (and soon in his bed), it is safe and you are so in love that nothing matters â nothing matters because Charlie loves you back.
And really, is was cold outside.
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What about your trans bots :0
I HAVE. SEVERAL but I'm mainly gonna talk about voider because I have more art of him
if you go on my art blog pictures of him are tagged #ap voider!!! he is a purple halibot/a violibot and he's at like??? a low ranking captain kind of position. during the plot of another planet, which is what I Call this set of ocs, he's sent as part of a mission to kidnap important management figures for a company based on saturn, who have significant investments in major trade in the solar system, which is the location of the next lep'ridae invasion (halibots being robots that work for the lepridaes). he's responsible for leading the charge on andru, who is some kind of up and coming middle management and speculated to be important to the future of the company, however once on the journey back to base, there is a mild emergency and voider, not being used to being on a ship of this size/style, decides the best option is to use an escape pod/small ship to get him and andru out of there, and to head to mercury, which is an old lep'ridae base, so that he can send a message to his higher ups to come pick him up. along the way they meet judi, an engineer from neptune, and roban, a space pirate from mars. shenanigans ensue until they get to mercury and then the plot hits you in the face with feels
also these two end up boyfriends did I mention that????
anyway. voider is SPOILERS actually technically more of a cyborg??? sad stuff happens on mercury man im :'(
post-mercury he gets a scar and a scarf but he MIGHT also get some other details I just need to think them over. for now have these doodles I did in college
he is a noodleman and I love drawing him
explaining his transgenderisms in detail requires I talk about major ap spoilers, HOWEVER it's all planned out so he kind of. realises he was trans The Whole Time, so we get the coming to terms with being trans thing without having to spend half the time misgendering and deadnaming him, thank God.
he's also very very gay tbh. he's very cocky but he's a bit all bark and no bite. all the halibots have a bit of a 20's - 40's aesthetic going on, and so he talks like an old timey bbc news presenter and uses bits of old slang. he thinks he's hot shit and he's not really but he is in my heart I love him đĽşđĽşđĽş
yes his three fingers are floaty
he LOVES the smell of chocolate and generally loves cute deserts and makes andru buy loads of them so he can feed his organic boyfriend cute things. he's infodump and stimming friends with roban and the pair of them generally snoop on andru and judi doing stupid stuff together. he's honestly Lovely but he IS very mischievous and a huge bastard. if you've ever seen that skit about the guy who moves into an apartment and instead of filling his toiletry box with. toiletries he just fills it with rubber ducks and it just gets Worse, that's voider. just good old bastardly fun
hes Very gay for andru but kind of doesn't realise it and andru only comes to terms with his sexuality over the course of the series, so the two are absolute Idiots when it comes to asking each other out, but they're very cute together imo
tbf tho andru is like. Considerably Short compared to the rest of the main ap cast, who are all over 6 foot compared to his 5'6-5'7 kind of height
btw it's not an eye! it's a black screen that kind of functions as an eye
anyway I could talk about ap all day but take this for now. these r just the doodles I had on hand on mobile, I might rb and slap some more on later. for now like I said there's stuff on my art blog if u wanna have a nosey there and the wonderful @psikind drew him once which is ALSO on there because voider deserves ALL THE LOVE
I ALSO FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT ALIS who is an enby yellow halibot/goldibot and kind of started out as a self insert to drop into the background as voider's old boss but is now kind of their own character with Issues⢠projected onto them.
halibots come in eight colours depending on ranking (green/cyan/blue/purple/pink/red/orange/yellow from lowest to highest ranking) and there is also One white halibot called Lancer who works Directly for the leader of the lep'ridaes. the last two significant halibots in the series are chessi, a pink halibot/rosibot who is like voider's old co-worker, and one I can't really talk about much because SPOILERS
anyway you asked for trans robots and I have delivered I hope my noodle twink bot is satisfactory
#I LOVE VOIDER SO MUCH HE'S A SWEETIE BUT ALSO A BASTARD#for now bowser's theme in super mario 3d world (I THINK? IT MIGHT BE LAND? UHHHH. THE JAZZY ONE) is his theme in my head#THE FASTER VERSION. IT HAS HIS VIBES#i might link it in a rb#anyway#ap#ap voider#anon#asks
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âUm, do you know when Steve Rogers is done his shift? The lifeguard?â
Tony sighs heavily, ceasing the clicking of his heavily branded pen. He doesnât say anything, just stares at the permed brunette in front of him.
âAre you going to order anything?â He grunts after a few beats of silence. The girl just rolls her eyes and walks away. Tony walks away from the window and hoists himself up on the peeling countertop.
âThat was impressive.â
Bucky raises his eyebrows and takes a slow drag of his cigarette.
âDonât blow that shit in my face, Barnes.â Tony huffs, taking a sip of his Diet Coke.
Bucky smirks and blows the smoke into the air, making Tony cough.
âAsshole.â
âDickwad.â
Bucky throws his head back and lets out a deep belly laugh that Tony adores despises. Before Tony can snap back, the flimsy door next to the fridge slams open.
âAmericaâs favorite lifeguard!â Tony exclaims dramatically, not moving from his spot on the counter.
Steve rolls his baby blues, shutting the door behind him.
âA girl came lookinâ for you, doll.â Bucky tells the blonde, putting out his cigarette in the ash tray next to him. The boy has the biggest puppy dog eyes that Tonyâs ever seen.
âDid you tell her Iâm off the market?â Steve responds, large hand resting on Buckyâs thigh. Bucky quickly looks out the windows to the snack bar, checking to see if anyone is near, before leaning in to press a quick kiss to Steveâs cheek.
âBleh. You two are gross.â Tony groans as he hops off the counter, heading to the fridge to grab another Coke.
âYouâll see one day, Tones. Besides, thereâs a new kid thatâs right up your alley.â
âNew kid? This isnât school, Steve,â Tony says when he turns around, fridge door slamming behind him.
âI didnât recognize him. Talked to him for a bit, says he just moved in to his Aunt and Uncleâs place. Definitely your type.â Steve tells him, wiping his sweaty forehead.
âAnd what would my type be? Please enlighten me, because I donât even know.â Tony asks, crossing his arms over his teal t-shirt. Steve ponders for a moment.
âTiny, lanky, pale, big eyes, blushes a lot.â
âOh, sounds twink-y.â
Steve shoots him a glare.
âDonât say twink-y.â
Tony shakes his head.
âIâm just telling it how it is, Rogers. Why donât you show me where this kid is?â He offers. Suddenly, the bell next to the ordering window dings.
âToo bad. We have a customer.â Bucky points out, Steveâs hand quickly removing itself from Buckyâs thigh, resting on his own hip instead.
Tony groans and makes his way to the window.
âBring him over here.â
âââ
âJeez, darlinâ. Took you long enough.â
Tony groans from where heâs head first in the ice cream freezer. He couldâve sworn they had some more Firecracker popsicles, since they had a restock a few days ago. Luckily, his fingers graze the white wrapper with the name on it. He turns back to the window, giving the little girl her much needed ice pop.
âSorry if I held you up!â A voice squeaks, sweet as honey.
So this is the boy Steve was talking about.
He definitely fits the definition of a twink.
Heâs pretty, from the chocolate curls on his head to the thin legs leading to his feet. His sun flushed cheeks are upturned in a smile, the corners of his honey brown eyes crinkling.
âNo problem. Iâm Bucky, by the way.â Bucky says with a little wave.
âH-Hey, Iâm Tony.â Tony stammers.
The kid smiles wider.
âIâm Peter.â
This was going to be an interesting summer.
(and thatâs all I got. thank you for reading!!)
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Wanted to write some fluff for my dear @manadrite / @manatheauthor, who was a bit down earlier.Â
Thanks to @isumi828 for supplying me with some ideas!
The aroma of brewed coffee beans and the syrupy sweet scent of pastries flutter about, wafting through the air and into the noses of the patrons leisurely sipping from their warm mugs, eyes bright and and posture contented.
Forks glimmer in the soft light of sun, tiny clinks following the contact of the tips of the prongs with the small white plates below speared pieces of dessert.
A bellâs tinkle sounds from the door, a swirl of icy breeze immediately quelled by the warmth of the cafe.
âWelcome!â greets the employee behind the counter, eyes and hair mocha as the coffee he prepares. A smile can be heard in his voice, his back to the majority of the room, but clearly he knows whoâs entered the building, as his hands work the machine to prepare a drink before heâs told, no one else in the queue.
He spins on the balls of one foot and smoothly transitions into bending over and sliding out a tray of pastries from the display case beneath the counter, picking a slice of raspberry cheesecake to place on a plate he collects from a shining stack nearby.
He sets a fork atop the empty space beside the desert and swipes the plate into his left hand, his other hand grabbing the handle of a mug, now filled with a cappuccino. He seems to have made a heart design in it, and upon the image becoming visible to the customers in the cafe, giggles and teasing smiles arise.
âYou need a hand with that?â the man whoâd entered the cafe asks the employee, adjusting his bagâs strap to free his hands and immediately moving to take the items from him.
The employee spins gracefully out of reach, grinning smugly at the mocha-skinned man sighing at him, his apron fluttering. Itâs impressive, how not a drop of drink spills over the edge of the mug, despite the dangerous slosh of the scalding liquid.Â
His name-tag glints in the sunlight he steps past, a brief illumination of his, admittedly already quite bright countenance.
He sets the plate and mug down with barely a sound, bending at the waist with deliberation.Â
Once more, he twirls about on his heel like a misinformed ballerina and in that single movement undoes the bow tied at the small of his back, the apron hanging off of him, now.
âJust a moment.â He says, polite as ever. He usually sounds genially chipper, but now his voice has the adoring undertone of delight.
The mocha-skinned man settles in the cushy booth seat he always sits in, hand curling around the mug with familiarity that is not unusual for the regulars of the cafe. A smile pulls at his lips, freckled cheeks shifting with the uneven expression.
He doesnât take a sip at any point, an observer would note, and his eyes remain in the distance, past the window heâs beside, where icicles hang precariously over the edges of roofs and gutters and drip arrhythmically, into thick bunches of snow gathered at the corners of sidewalks and roadways. One such corner has a toddler-sized disgruntled snowman sporting a tiny foil fedora.
âIâm waiting on Eli to make my hot cocoa, so I can spare a few moments for you.â the employee, sans his apron, slides into the opposite booth, his arms lain over the tabletop casually.
The tan man gasps exaggeratedly, shoulders rising as a hand moves to hover near his mouth, lush green and soothing blue wide in mock-surprise. âI honestly canât believe that the Connor Anderson would grant me the privilege of moments of interaction! My poor heart feels blessed; I can die without regrets.â
Connor appears incredibly bemused, though his cheek twitches as he bites back laughter. He tilts his head into a palm, resting on an elbow while his fingers idly drum a vaguely familiar tune.
âAlright Drama Queen--â
âExcuse you, I prefer King of Theatrics.â
âOh, whatever. I give up on you.â Connorâs eyes roll, but heâs finally let his lips tick up until his eyes crinkle, huffing air out through his nose.
âAw, man, I guess North wins that bet.âÂ
âBet?âÂ
âShe said that youâd leave my sorry ass in less than 2 minutes.â
Connor allows a soft chuckle out and shakes his head. He moves out of the seat when thereâs a call of his name. âWhat was your side?â
âThat itâd take 3 minutes.â
And then Connor closes his eyes as a surprised snort takes over, his shoulders shaking in barely-contained laughter. âYouâre ridiculous.â
âIâm lovable.â
âThat, too.â
And the tan manâs eyes blink rapidly, clearly not having anticipated that response. A hint of red creeps up his cheeks, and Connor smirks to himself as he collects his hot cocoa and nabs a small, pink cupcake.
Only after Connor sits back in front of him does the darker man move to slice a chunk off of his raspberry cheesecake. In lieu of bringing the bit to his mouth, he directs it to Connorâs, bumping against soft pink and leaving a small dot of hibiscus-colored-syrup. Connorâs taken off guard for a moment, but his lips eventually part to allow the dessert in, closing over the fork to drag the piece off, lashes batting in an effort to physically express the bliss heâd gotten from the taste.Â
The fork still hovers near his mouth, heterochromatic eyes watching his reaction raptly, and he takes his chance to snatch the utensil out of the otherâs grip. He swallows and cuts another piece off of the very cake heâd tasted, spearing it.
âYouâve got to give it a try, Markus.â
Markus obligingly opens his mouth when Connor mimics his earlier actions and feeds him, savoring the taste of the sweet.
He hums in appreciation. âGood pick.âÂ
âBut of course. Only the best for you.â
His line is undercut by the teasing lilt to his voice, but Markus forgives him for that only because another slice is brought to his mouth, which he chases down with a sip of his cappuccino.
âOnce again, Iâm honored.â
Markus reacquires his silverware with ease and pointedly stares at the hot chocolate near Connorâs elbow, still steaming but thankfully much cooler than the piping hot chocolate-lava that Connor would insist on drinking immediately. Markus has spent plenty of time locking mouths with Connor after filling his with cold water, only for the purpose of aiding him in dealing with the consequences of his stubborn habits.Â
Well, okay, not only for that, but the other reasons are to be considered added benefits to his good deeds.
Connor and Markus lapse into an amicable silence, their free left hands creeping across the tabletop, until Markusâ rests atop Connorâs, thumb stroking over the back of his hand.
They almost donât appear to notice the contact, perhaps from how naturally such actions of affection come to them.
âAm I keeping you?â Markus asks, his mug clicking as he sets it down.
Connor blinks, then shakes his head. âNo, no. Eliâs got me covered, and itâs a little slow right now. I think you guys are stealing our business for today.â
Markus canât help the smug grin crawling up his face. âIf only we could steal one of the employees, here, too.â
âIâd rather French Sumo than join you heathens.â
âIâm hurt, really, I am. Iâm also going to go legally change my name to Sumo Manfred.â Markusâ fingers dance up Connorâs arm and then move back down so he can intertwine them with Connorâs.
âOh? Such drastic measures, when all youâd have to do is ask and receive.â
Markus fingerâs jump, and Connor gives him a squeeze the same time he sends over his favorite methods of stopping Markusâ thought processes and heart at once: a cheeky, mischievous wink.
Markus groans, dropping his fork to shield his face and cover his eyes. âOh my god, stop. You know I have a weakness for that. --In Joshâs words, âyou put the wink in twinkâ.â
Connor scoffs, affronted, but not really. âJosh can catch these hands.â
âYour twinkie-fingered hands.â Markus sing-songs, wriggling his digits.
Connorâs hand tightens over his, painfully squeezing with his lithe âtwinkie-fingersâ. âI will end you.â
âYou love me too much.â
A frustrated sigh, and then, âUgh, why do you have to be right?â Connor shoots Markus a glare when the taller laughs at him, though his scowl may well be a pout, in Markusâ book, with all the effect it has.
âAw, itâs okay that you have twink hands, babe. Thereâs nothing to be ashamed of.â
Connor stands, collecting their dirtied plates and mugs with a huff. âYeah? Well, youâve got big, meaty, claws.â
âYou did not just--â
âOh, but I did.â
Thereâs a vindictive satisfaction that takes over Connorâs face as Markus growls.
Markus moves to follow him out of the booth, his messenger bag all but forgotten on the seat, and Connor dances out of the way of his searching hands with all the grace he can muster. Canât let Markus get too handsy in his workplace, now can he?
He places them on the back counter to take them to the sink, later, about to address Markusâ sulky frown, but the bellâs jingle and a momentary brush of cold air makes Connor snap his attention to the potential customer entering the cafe, cheery disposition coming forth.
âWelcome, how may I--North?â
âOh, shit, North?!â
Markus makes to hide behind Connor, but, thanks to the factors that are too numerous to list, heâs spotted and approached with a frighteningly calm and blank expression.
âYouâre supposed to be working right now. Iâve got Alice taking orders at this point, the fuck are you doing?â
She swipes her hand to Markusâ ear to pinch it between her thumb and fingers and drags him out of the cafe, giving him an earful. Connor laughs nervously, waving to his boyfriend as he goes and watching Markus feebly attempt to return the action and receive a swift smack to the back of the head, the spike of fear that had shot up Connorâs spine upon Northâs arrival thankfully dissipating.
Heâs only just turned to the back counter when the door slams open, the bell a cry of alarm, and footsteps advance on him rapidly.Â
Connorâs arm is grabbed and heâs spun around and dipped, and then lips meet his gaping mouth to give him a fleeting but passionate kiss, in front of all of his customers, before heâs set upright and released.Â
His cheeks burn with mortification and maybe, just maybe, the tiniest surge of arousal, as he uncomprehendingly watches Markus dart to their booth to retrieve his bag and take off out the door, the blast of winter air doing nothing for his heating face.
Thereâs a wolf-whistle from the back room, followed by muted giggles, and Connor inwardly curses his boyfriend.
Outwardly, he groans and slumps against the counter, panting softly.
Elijahâs never going to let him live this down.
#markus rk200#connor x markus#markus x connor#markus dbh#markus detroit become human#connor dbh#connor rk800#conkus#marnor dbh#marcon#rk1k#rk1000#rk1k dbh
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The Masquerade (Maxwell x MC (Bozhena))
I wrote this for the @choicessecretsanta event for⌠@maxwellbaemont!!! I hope you like it and Merry Christmas. Also, I wrote this before some recent chapters came out so itâs not really compatible with canon any more or anything but I hope you enjoy it anyway.
Even before she entered the grand oak doors, she could hear the sweet strains of the live orchestra. Bozhena paused before the door, a grin turning her lips into a smile. She ducked into a neaby hallway and slipped a blue mask out of her purse. She pulled it over her head and smiled at her reflection in the polished maple cabinet. She gave herself one last look over and spun once letting the satin folds of her dress swish around her. Then, she walked resolutely back to the oak doors and pushed them open. The room was filled with the rustling ball gowns and sleek suits of the royal entourage. A large christmas tree stood in the corder with real candles twinking on the boughs. Garlands of pine and holly trailed around the room and bunches of mistletoe hung mischievously by the secluded corners. For a moment, Bozhena was lost in the color and whirl of the room, but she had gotten used to it with her time in Cordonia and the fear that strangled her fro a moment passed. Slowly, she descended the stairs and entered the crowd. The party had begun a few hours earlier with a meal spread lavishly over the tables. Bozhena had sat with Hana, Maxwell, and Drake at a table towards the corner of the room, but they didnât mind. Bozhena was pretty sure their laughter could be heard from anywhere in the room, so it really didnât matter. As soon as the meal ended, the ladies had been escorted to private changing rooms where they changed and put on masks to disguise themselves. The idea of the ball was that no one was supposed to know who you were.
Now, Bozhena looked around the room at the merry faces laughing behind the elaborate masks. She thought she saw Hana dancing with Drake, but she couldnât be sure.
âI heard the King is wearing the white maske,â said a voice close to her ear.
Bozhena jumped then smiled. Besider her, a woman dressed in a flowing red gown with a matching red mask smiled at her.
âOlivia.â
âTook you long enough.â
Bozhena grinned.
âYou should snag the King from Madame Madelineâs clutches.â
She meant it kindly, but Oliviaâs face paled.
âI canât! Heâs engaged to someone else and in love with you. and ⌠and I still love him. That much is obvious.â
Bozhena sighed and softly touched Oliviaâs arm.
âIt it makes you feel any betterâŚâ she paused and looked around then hurried on, âI donât care for him. I could never say yes to being his queen.â
Bozhena turned away as Olivia stared at her.
âWhat?!â
âItâs true.â
âSpill.â
Bozhenaâs lips turned in a smile as she shook her head.
âSorry. But please win his heart back. I donât want to hurt him. Heâs my friend.â
Olivia nodded slowly.
âShall I?â she asked, her grin returning.
âPlease do. Look at that smug look on Madelineâs face.â
Bozhena gestured towards the woman in a sleek green gown clutching the arm of a man hidden behind a white mask.
âOh, it wont be there for long, I assure you.â
WIth one last sly grin, Olivia headed off in the crowd. Bozhena turned to make her way towards Hana and Drake when she felt someone touch her arm. She spun and saw a man in a bright yellow mask grinning at her.
âMaxwell?â she asked softly.
âHow did you know it was me?â
âYouâre the only one I know whoâd wear a bright yellow mask.â
âHey, itâs in style.â
She laughed.
âHey, want to try some of the deserts with me? They look delicious.â
Bozhena looked over at the table in the corner crowded with all sorts of delicious looking food.
âOf course.â
They made their way to the table of treats. Maxwell looked adoringly at a chocolate slice of cake.
âOoh. A dark chocolate slice of heaven with caramel drizzle? I think itâs calling my name.â
Bozhena pulled a plate off the table and stuck her fork in the dark chocolate piece of cake. She smiled as it melted on her tongue.
âSo good.â
Maxwell mumbled something through a full bite of his own piece of cake that sounded vaguely like some sort of a agreement. All too soon, they had finished and put the plates aside. Maxwell brushed the crumbs off his fingers.
âMay I have this dance, Future Queen?â
The song had come to a close and the dancers were drifting off the floor.
âOf course.â
Maxwell led Bozhena to the dance floor and the music swelled in the swinging rhythm of a waltz. She glanced over and saw Olivia standing smugly with a white masked man. Bozhena smiled, then her face fell and she sighed.
âWhat is it? Are you doing alright?â Maxwell asked as they glided around the dance floor.
âOh, as well as youâd expect, I suppose,â Bozhena turned away.
She hoped the mask was covering the emotions surging across her face.
âIs something wrong?â his smile fell.
Bozhena struggled for a moment. Then, she sighed. She had kept everything in for so long. She couldnât keep it in any longer.
âMaxwell,â she said hesitantly, âI know how much it means to you and Bertrand for me to be queen. But⌠what if I didnât want to?â
Maxwellâs brown eyes were boring into her.
âWhat do you mean?â
âWhat ifâŚâ Bozhena paused then rushed on, âWhat if I loved someone else?â
A sob slipped into her voice and her eyes began to fog with hot tears. They had stopped dancing now and Maxwell was staring at her.
âCome here,â he murmured softly and guided her steps to the edge of the room away from the crowd and the vibrant colors.
âItâs OK,â he whispered.
Bozhena reached out blinding, tears falling down her cheeks and slipping down her satin dress. Maxwell pulled her into his arms and let her tears fall onto his suit. Her shoulders shook with her sobs. As the music swelled around them and laughed wafted through the air, they stood together, their arms wrapped around each other, her shoulders shaking. Slowly, Bozhenaâs sobs quieted and she slipped off her mask to wiper her eyes.
âHey, itâs OK. No one can force you to love anyone.â
âI know.â
She let out a sigh.
âI just wishâŚâ
âDonât worry about it. Iâm sure someone else would love to take your place.â
âYou mean Olivia?â
Maxwell smiled.
âOf course I do. You see the way she looks at him like heâs a sad little corgi that needs rescuing.â
Bozhena gae Maxwell a teary smile.
âYeah.â
Maxwell paused then said hesitantly.
âIs it Drake?â
âWhat?â
âIs it Drake who you love? I know he likes you more than the rest of us.â
Bozhena shook her head.
âNo.â
Bozhena was still touching Maxwellâs arm and she felt his heartbeat quicken beneath her fingers.
âThenâŚwho is it?â
A rose of pink bloomed across her face as she looked into Maxwellâs caramel colored eyes.
âItâs you,â she whispered the nrushed on, âI know you probably dislike me or only like me as a friend and IM notâŚâ
She was silenced by the soft touch of Maxwellâs finger across her lips. The words died on her tongue and she looked at him with shining eyes, her heart fluttering in her chest Maxwell was smiling with the kind of smile that makes your mouth hurt.
âBozhena,â he whispered softly.
His fingers trailed down her arm until he reached her mask. Gently, he returned it to her face.
Youâre not lying to me? No one put you up to this?â
Bozhena gave a smile laugh.
âNo, Maxwell,â she whispered, âItâs always been you.â
Maxwell looked up at the mistletoe hanging over their heads, he looked back at Bozhena, his eyes dropping to her lips. Then, his arms were around her and she felt his lips meet heres. It was soft at first, questioning almost, but as she kissed him back, he pulled her closer. Or a moment, she hesitated and pulled away gasping for air.
âMaxwell, what will Bertrand say?â
âNo one knows its us,â he murmured.
And she let herself mlt into him. For once, she didnât think of Liam or Madeline or finding out how she had been framed. For once, she just thought about the present, herself, and Maxwell. As the music swelled and the snow fell in the frosty air outside, Bozhena let herself be free under the mistletoe with the real man she loved.
The end.
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Day 38, Mardi Himal trek
We got up at 5 this morning to be led to the viewpoint by Nabin. Harry was sleeping. This last stretch to the final and best view was taxing and involved some steep climbs, pulling ourselves up the rocky staircase. Shortly after weâd set off, Clara lay down on the ground. Alex asked her if she was okay and I heard her cute French whisper, âI donât know.â She put her feet up on a rock and ate some biscuits. Sheâs a doctor, so I guessed she knew how to look after herself.
They told us to go on without us but they caught us up soon. The tufts of grass on the hill were blackened from being burnt but there were white sprinklings of frost patches around as well.
The view at the top was magnificent. At so many peaks I thought we would reach it, only to find t was further along. But weâd finally made it and we all high fived. We all had a celebratory mars bar, which I forgot to mention had become a favourite of ours in the mountains, as the only chocolate available.
The trek back down to high camp was quite fun because you had to be ninjalike and strategic with your footing. Matt didnât like it so much and descended without grace.
We had a short tea break at the camp and continued down for lunch. The dinner last night was the first one I hadnât enjoyed. Having not worked up and appetite from an afternoon of walking, a plate full of bland carbs was less appealing. Lunch was okay though and we met some nomadic looking French men at low camp. I thought one of them was really beautiful, with a ponytail of long tussled brown hair, bronzed skin, sculpted features and a gorgeous frown, squinting through a set of thick lashes. He and his twink-like counterpart smoked cigarettes and ate only handfuls of nut mix and honey.
Clara and Alex were going to lengths to try and film Nabin saying, âeexcuuuseee me please,â the way he does which is so funny. Heâs so lovely and friendly, but madder than a frog full of boxes Matt says.
The rest of the trek down was brutal. We took a different route down after our lunch and all took a big stick to help us walk. We concurred they made us feel like wizards, especially as we made our way through the enchanting forest. It felt very mystical, as the fog had crept in between the trees and every branch and trunk was coated with green fuzz.
The trek had started off feeling like an adventurous path, requiring a certain tact to get down, but by the end my legs and knees were ruined from hundreds of metres of descent. I contemplated actually crawling the last part if it werenât for all the buffalo dung.
We rested right before the last leg on a stone podium. A man came up the hill wearing a silk hat and a sarong around his waist held up by a very chunky belt. Harry translated for us that the man was a farmer and had built the podium we were sitting on. He was also 65. He certainly looked spritely. Alex told him he looked 45 and the man did a little dance.
The last guesthouse was so nice. It was adorned with buddhist flags and red flowers. The rooms were actual rooms, indoors, and there was a bathroom attached with a door and a western toilet and a hot shower that was just heavenly.
I feel like our group really got closer together today and we spent the evening having beers with a third couple, Welsh/Cuban. The Cuban girl gave me of Clara a little salsa lesson and it was so much fun!
I was paranoid of the bugs again last night. There was a large cockroach in the corner earlier but it had gone before I went to sleep. There was also a shit tonne of moths. Something crawled down the back of my neck while I was asleep and it woke me with a dramatic and flamboyant start. I fumbled around for my phone but I couldn't find it straight away but I needed to check there weren't bugs in my bed. I reached for the light switch but wasn't about the go slapping my hands all over the walls when there could be a fat cockroach there. I got my phone torch on and kept it on. I flinched and shivered at every tickle from then on, not knowing where the cockroach was, for about two hours.
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Quinn Rhea-Broderick Masterlist
((The collection of info/headcanons for Quinn. Like with some of my other OCs, Iâll make new, separate posts for any new headcanons for her, but then Iâll update this list as well so everything can be altogether for convenience.))
Quinn Rhea-Broderick is an albino with very short white hair, pale skin, and green eyes and she has a mole under her right eye. Sheâs tall (5â8â) and has a toned, but not bulky build with defined muscle structure.
Quinn is the only daughter of Martin and Charlotte Rhea. Martin was the former hero Black Corsair and had telekinetic-based shielding powers; he died when Quinn was a child by trying to smother an explosion that wouldâve killed tons of civilians. This has made Quinn slightly resentful of heroes as she believes theyâre glory-seekers who donât care about the people they leave behind.
Charlotte re-married Aaron Broderick a few years after Martinâs death. Aaron is an ex-Marine and former championship boxer, but he settled down after marrying Charlotte and built a farm next to their house. Quinn was slow to warm up to Aaron, but with time and patience his presence helped her cope with the loss of her biological father.
Quinn dropped out of high school at age 17 to enlist in the Marines. She actively served 6 years before she started working at an autoshop in Sternbild for the brother of one of her commanding officers. The brother ended up attempting insurance fraud by burning the business a few months after she started. He was caught and arrested for this, and Quinn moved on to being a bartender and bouncer for a strip club afterwards.
Quinnâs NEXT ability is called âFeralâ and it functions similarly to the 100 Power. While Feral is activated, Quinn gains immense physical strength, speed, and agility (though not to the same capacity as 100 Power) and heightened senses. There is no time limit to how long Feral can be activated, but when itâs deactivated it has a 4 hour âcool downâ before she can use it again. The downside of Feral is that the longer she has it activated, the less rational Quinn gets as she slowly becomes a rabid beast. If sheâs too far gone to know to deactivate Feral, the only way to stop Quinnâs violent behavior is to knock her out.
Quinn is a mechanical genius. It all started with her working on cars, tractors, and other farming equipment with Aaron but even as an extremely young teen the inner workings of machines just âclickedâ with her. Her mother tried to convince her to go to college and get an engineering degree, but building and fixing machines isnât her passion as much as it is a skill and a mild hobby at best.
She also has an extensive knowledge of agriculture due to her family owning a farm, and she knows how to cook very well because of her mother and step-grandmother, but doesnât think sheâs good since sheâs not as good at cooking as they are. Their farm was relatively small and had cows and chickens, but was mostly a produce farm along with a few pecan and apple trees.
She owns an iguana named Charlie and an african grey parrot named Hilda. Hildaâs a very intelligent, but mischievous bird with a wide vocabulary due to Quinn leaving the TV on for her while sheâs at work.
Quinnâs a former smoker and struggles with the addiction on a regular basis. She started in high school shortly before she dropped out and it got worse when she enlisted. Once she started working at the autoshop, she put in an active effort to stop. Sheâs quit for the most part, but she still has an electronic cigarette she uses if sheâs desperate and itâs not uncommon to see a nicotine patch on her arm.
Quinnâs background music would be âSpitefulâ by CFO$.â¨
Quinnâs voice actor would be Ashly Burch (Cassie Cage, Mortal Kombat).â¨
Quinn starts the series with short hair and starts growing it out through the timeskip.
Quinn enjoys drinking sweet tea, and God have mercy on any soul who brings her unsweet tea and sugar packets thinking itâs the same thing.
She spends a lot of her spare time at the gym or at a circus arts school where she takes classes in acrobatics and pole dancing.
Quinnâs favorite food is prime rib with horseradish sauce. (in reality her favorite food is basically horseradish and sheâll eat anything smothered in it, but she thinks it goes best with beef)
Martin, Charlotte, and Quinn are white. Aaron is half-black, half-Korean and Quinn is fluent in Korean because of him and his mother (her step-grandmother), but she cannot read Korean.
Martinâs parents live on the other side of the country. They grew distant with Charlotte and Quinn after Martinâs death, but became hostile towards Charlotte and harassed her via the phone and internet when she decided to marry Aaron and the family severed ties with them completely. Charlotte took Aaronâs last name, Broderick, but Quinnâs last name is Rhea-Broderick.
Quinnâs guilty pleasure is Animal Crossing (or at least a non-copyright T&B equivalent of it). She bought a 3DS specifically for New Leaf, but now anytime sheâs staring at her phone thereâs a 100% chance sheâs playing Pocket Camp. Marjorie is the only one she speaks enthusiastically about the game with, but sheâs horribly embarrassed about it in front of anyone else.
When Quinn becomes a hero herself, her hero name is Sergeant Wolf. âSergeantâ comes from her rank in the Marines, âWolfâ references her Feral ability. Quinnâs hero suit is similar to a military stealth uniform (imagine a hybrid between Omega Squad Teemo from League of Legends and Ana Amari from Overwatch) which includes a cowl with decorative wolf ears, bodysuit/fatigues, and a gas mask.
As a hero, Quinn tries to utilize her military training as best as she can and uses Feral as a last result. Her arsenal includes batons, pepper spray, tasers, and various firearms equipped with rubber bullets and concussion rounds.
Given the nature of her hero persona, part of Quinnâs hero duties involves being a presenter and educator in firearm safety programs.
She likes dark chocolate and puts candy bars in the fridge/freezer before eating them.
Since Quinn has albinism, her skin is extremely sensitive. She uses spray-on sunscreen if she goes out during heavy sunlight or otherwise wears lots of clothing and sunglasses. She and Marjorie (@eclatantfemme) also splurge on hypoallergenic and/or organic laundry and bath products because they like to have scented products, but canât buy mainstream items thatâll break Quinnâs skin out.
Quinn is bisexual, though she was never a huge one for relationships as much as she was open to just casual sex. Her âtypeâ was feminine girls and androgynous/effeminate/twink boys. Keith is her first boyfriend whoâs considerably masculine, but it doesnât diminish her attraction to him in the slightest.
For the most part, Quinnâs bad with electronics. Not with the hardware, just using them for personal reasons. She doesnât get on the internet or check her email regularly or use social media. She doesnât get the appeal of streaming sites like Netflix and doesnât know how to set it up on the TV if someone asks to switch to it from the cable. If someone tells her she should learn how to do these things or get an account on a social site or lecture her about not checking her email, Quinn just shrugs them off.
Quinnâs image song is âBubblegum Bitchâ by Marina and the Diamonds.
Iâm having trouble finding an anime faceclaim for her, but currently she looks most like Najenda from Akame ga Kill. After the post anime series timeskip, she grows her hair out similarly to Ria Iwamura from Kingâs Game.
Quinn and Marjorieâs apartment is impeccably clean all the time. Between Marjorieâs speed and Quinnâs military training, chores get done fast and efficiently before they ever have a chance to pile up.
Since Marjorieâs power gives her a hyper fast metabolism and Quinnâs a gym junkie, they have an entire cabinet and a drawer in their fridge dedicated to high protein snacks.
Both of them are mature in general, but the girls get childishly competitive when they get into eating or drinking contests with each other. Thereâs two buffets in Sternbild that have banned them and a few more that are weary of them ever coming back.
Quinn is aware that Marjorie is a strong woman who can take care of herself, but Marjorie is her sister and if you hurt her then Quinn doesnât need Feral to turn your face into a bloody pulp (upset Marjorie then just go ahead and skip town or maybe flee the country, for your own safety). ⨠Quinn has this ritual/joke with Marjorieâs partners where she tells them that they have to beat her in an arm-wrestling match before they can date Marjorie. Sheâs never enforced this, though, and itâs mainly just to show them that if they hurt Marjorie then how easily Quinn could hurt them back with how quickly she wins the matches. The only one thatâs ever beaten her is Barnaby; since he and Quinn are both super serious when it comes to how much they care for Marjorie, they actually ended up breaking into Feral and 100 Power to try and win over each other. Barnaby actually accidentally broke Quinnâs arm in the process, but she wasnât upset despite him being apologetic (and a bit horrified with himself for taking a âgameâ so far) and she doesnât hold a grudge. In fact, she was happy he didnât hold anything back since she felt it showed how serious he was about being able to date Marjorie.
If she were a Pokemon or a trainer, her type would be fighting.
At the Disney parks, her most favorite ride is Mt. Everest at Animal Kingdom. She also loves Dole Whip and churros (especially the special edition flavors) to the point where her companions have to remind her she should probably drink water and eat a vegetable at SOME point during the day.
Quinnâs really great at carnival games that involve tossing balls (shooting baskets, getting the ball in the milk jugs with the rubber rims, knocking down the stacks of bottles). Sheâs surprisingly bad at any games involving guns (the water squirters and the shooting range). The only arcade game sheâs good at is skeeball because #BadAtTechnology⨠Charlieâs a lot more docile than Hilda in terms of pet maintenance, but heâll scratch at his terrarium (or just climb out) and crawl over to watch TV if cartoons are on because he likes the bright colors.
Speaking of Quinnâs pets, the two actually get along quite well despite being vastly different species. Even though Hilda loves causing chaos, one trick she actually obeys without question is when Quinn tells her to share their fresh fruit treats with Charlie; Hilda will fly over and drop the pieces in Charlieâs terrarium.
When talking about them, Quinn refers to Martin as âDadâ and Aaron as âPapaâ (in the transition his name went from âMister Aaronâ to âPapa Aaronâ to âPapaâ).
Despite being physically active for the most part, Quinn does actually read a lot when she gets the chance. If sheâs warming up the treadmill or bike before really getting into her work out, if itâs a slow shift at work, or if sheâs waiting for tasks to complete for Pocket Camp, sheâll have a book to peck through to keep from getting bored. Since sheâs not always a consistent reader she doesnât like anything too complicated to read so itâs easy to pick up and put down as necessary. She mostly reads memoir books or books written by celebrities and saves any story/plot-heavy books to read before she goes to bed.
Quinn had a couple of summer jobs in-between school years before she joined the military. The first was at a small frozen yogurt shop that closed down the following winter due to not enough business during the colder months. The second job was as an assistant to one of her classmateâs fathers, a wedding photographer (she has a good amount of wedding horror stories from that summer alone).
Regarding her second summer job, most of her responsibilities were helping carrying equipment and assisting with directing posed photos (like sheâd be the person to throw the brideâs veil up in the air and then jump out of the shot for an in-motion picture). Her boss taught her the basics of how to use a fancy camera, but the knowledge didnât stick, but she managed a video camera just fine so heâd let Quinn manage that part if a wedding video was part of the contract. A meal for each of them was also part of the contract and, if she could, Quinn took a tubberware container to take a piece (or two or three) of cake to take home for her and Marjorie to eat while they gossiped about the event. (âYeah, the groom and best man getting into a fistfight was bad, but the real tragedy was the bride thinking that lime buttercream would go with german chocolateâŚâ)
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I Canât Believe I Have the Girlfriend of My Dreams! (An Unromantic Love Comedy LN)
CHAPTER 14
 âIâm gonna marry you!â said Yui.
Iâm a little nervous right now getting squeezed by my best friendâs little sister. Iâm in World A(kane), and to be honest I feel terrible. We decided to stop by to see Daisukeâs 10-year-old sister whoâs in the hospital right now. Daisuke finally revealed his secret to his friends after Mary grilled it out of him. According to him, he âdidnât want us to worry about a little sicknessâ that was serious enough to hospitalize Yui. Last time I was here, I had just woken from the accident that started this whole thing, and it turns out she was right down the hall, but I never noticed. Â
âHa haâŚmaybe someday.â I say.
âSorry, but Kazuki already made a promise to me, right?â said Akane.
Akane grabbed my other hand and squeezed it tightly.
W-what promise?
Itâs been awhile since Iâve seen Daisukeâs little sister. She was always full of spirit and energy, something thatâs the complete opposite of Daisuke today. From what Iâve known, Daisuke loves his sister more than anything in world. After all, for most of his childhood, it was just the two of them. Their father tragically passed away when they were young, and their mother followed just a few years ago. Although Daisuke never talked much about his personal life, every time he mentioned Yui it seemed as if he was a different person. His sister was the world to him, and I couldnât imagine what could be going through his head right now, seeing his sister in the hospital.
âI want chocolate Big bro.â
âYour big sis makes the best chocolate.â said Daisuke.
Maryâs face turned red.
âW-wellâŚif itâs for Yui-chan itâs no problem.â
Mary patted Yuiâs head.
âThatâs a promise Big Sis!â said Yui.
Maryâs face turned increasingly red at the adorableness of being called a big sister for the first time. It seemed Akane wanted her to say that too.
âWeâll all make chocolate. Letâs see which one Yui likes the best!â said Akane.
So it was settled, next time we visit her weâll bring her some chocolate. It was good to bring a smile to a little girlâs face. Unfortunately, we had to leave due to visitation hours being over. We still had an errand to run anyways. Being put in charge of the school festival event for our class, Akane and I in this world were supposed to pick up the maid uniforms. It was just a slight delay since we wanted to see Yui instead.
  âWeâre here.â said Akane.
We arrive at a big warehouse that seemed to be an old factory that had been turned into a store. There was no sign outside at all, but when we walked in there was a small poster that read âCostume Party: Costumes and Uniforms Galore.â Inside the dimly-lit warehouse were costumes and cosplay far as the eye could see. There were multiple sets and props for sale from various professions and TV shows too, like a Masked Avenger costume for sale.
âHey! Close the door ya kids! The flies will come in.â said the old man sitting at the cash register.
âIâm sorry mister!â shouted Mary.
The old man looked suspicious. He was smoking a cigarette and reading the newspaper with his big glasses. It also didnât help that he was bigger than Daisuke, with some dragon tattoos visible from the sleeve of his shirt, which read âSECURITY.â There was very little light in the room, but his shiny bald head managed to sparkle like a disco ball that lit up his immediate surroundings.
This guy looks like a gangsterâŚwhat kind of place is this?
âHey Sojiro-san! Is that how you greet a fair young girl?â said Akane.
Immediately the old man put down his newspaper to get a look at us. His stone cold face smiled.
âLook what we have here! Itâs Akane-chan! Long time no see. Howâs my old friend manager-san?â asked Sojiro-san.
âOh my! Heâs doing fine. He has someone else now to keep him out of trouble.â said Akane.
The two seemed like old friends that were catching up on old times.
How does she know someone like him?
âSojiro-san, Iâm here to pick up some maid costumes for our school event. Anything you think would look good?â asked Akane.
Sojiro-san put out his cigarette and walked over to us. With every step he took, the ground shook, due to his massive size and muscular legs. Despite being old, he seemed to still be a formidable man who could probably take on anyone in a fight.
âOver here in the maid section we have some new arrivals. Take a look around Akane-chan! I just put out some of the cute uniforms there myself this morning!â
He pointed us in the direction of the maid section that was on the other side of the building, past all the butler uniforms and the replica sword collection.
âThank you Sojiro-san!â said Akane.
Akane grabs my hand and leads me all the way there. Walking there, there were so many different maid costumes of multitudinous design. There were some maid costumes that fully covered the mannequin on display, and other costumes that, to be generous, barely qualified as âmaidâ costumes, and instead were pretty much bikinis with frills and a tiny apron.
âL-lewd!!!â Mary lightly shrieked as she tried to cover her eyes.
âThis one looks pretty cute.â said Daisuke.
He was examining the maid costume and looked back at Mary with a perverse grin on his face.
Knuckleheadâs probably imagining the girls in them isnât he!
Mary had the same thought and hopped off her feet a little to bump him square on the head.
âThatâs from the Victorian-Era!â said Akane.
We all turned to look at a display of a maid costume that Akane was marveling at, as she began her lecture. Â
âStylized to match the look of an English Victorian-Era maid near the end of the 19th century, itâs the âstandardâ for what most people think of when it comes to maid uniforms. As a general rule, itâs required that their hair is tied back and in a cap. This might be a little too drab for what our class needs for the cafĂŠ thoughâŚâ
The rest of us were listening intently as Akane unfurled her vast knowledge of maid uniforms.
Sheâs like a tour guide when it comes to this stuff.
I walk around the maid section a little more and notice a large display showcasing a uniform with a mini-skirt and frills all over the dress.
âThatâs probably our modern-day version of a maid uniform, and the closest to what my old job had. It was made famous in Akiba and honestly itâs my favorite!â said Akane.
âIt looks really cute.â I said.
Akane leans by my ear, cupping it softly with her hands.
âMaybe Iâll even wear it for you KazukiâŚâ whispered Akane behind me. The sensation of her breath along the side of my neck was intoxicating.
âY- You will?!?â I choked.
Akane became flustered at her attempt at seduction and pushed me away. Her typically pale face became bright red like a tomato. Â
âI- Iâm just joking you pervert! Donât take it the wrong way!â
She gave me her trademark cute pout.
âY-you suggested it!â I retorted.
Daisuke and Mary were looking around at the other maid uniforms until they found us looking at the display. I could tell that Mary was uncomfortable being around a place like this. To her, it seemed that we were shopping for lingerie (which in a sense, we kind of were). Daisuke was gripping her tiny hand, trying to make her feel better.
âI think this one will work! All the other ones are a little too risquĂŠ for us âŚâ said Akane. Â
We all agreed that the main display was the best combination of cute, conservative, and authentic.
âBut thereâs only one way to find outâŚcome on Mary-chan!â as she dragged Mary with her.
âWhere are we going?!?â asked a terrified Mary. She knew all too well the answer to her own question.
It was too late. Akane dragged Mary off into the changing rooms in order to try on the maid uniforms. Suddenly a pair of gargantuan gorilla mitts land with the weight of the lord on our twink shoulders. I turn to see Sojiro-san had appeared behind Daisuke and me.
âYou wouldnât be gentlemen if you just stood thereâŚif you catch my drift.â said Sojiro-san.
âUhâŚwhat do you mean sir?â asked Daisuke.
He grabbed two butler uniforms and tossed them to us. I narrowly manage to catch the set in my hands.
âGo on and change you two, itâll look adorable to see you couples dressed up together. Akane-chan would appreciate it.â said Sojiro-san.
He points us in the direction of the menâs changing room.
âB-but Iâm good Sojiro-san-â I say.
Sojiro-san got right into my face. I can see every wrinkle and scar lining the surface of his face. They told a story, and that story was that this man did not ask; he told.
âDonât make me tell Akane-chan you two were peekingâŚâ
I gulped along with Daisuke at the threat of not only getting killed by Sojiro-san, but also incurring the wrath of Akane, who we knew all too well was capable of punishing our lack of enthusiasm.
âGuess we have no choice, huh DaisukeâŚ?â
âYepâŚletâs just get this over with Kaz.â
  âJust where are those knuckleheads?â asked Mary.
I could hear her shrill voice outside of the changing rooms. Daisuke and I were still changing in our stalls. They were small rooms with mirrors on every side, except for the door, on which the basic instructions for properly tying a bow-tie were outlined on a small poster. The ensemble Iâd been given was made up of an all-black suit, accented with a white dress shirt, along with some white cotton gloves, a pair of black leather shoes, and a blood red bowtie. I take a look at myself in the mirror with my full costume and I can hardly recognize myself. Iâve got to admit, this was the first time Iâve ever worn anything as elegant as this. The suit was a perfect fit for me, almost like it was made specifically for my measurements. I tap the ground with the tips of my feet to find that the shoes are an excellent fit as well.
Looking fly there Kazuki!
I point finger-guns at myself in the mirror before walking out of my stall.
âHey Kazuki? Do you know how to tie a bowtie?â asked Daisuke from inside his own changing room.
âYeah, just come in my stall.â I responded.
Daisuke opens the door and walks out wearing an identical outfit, except without a bow-tie on. If I thought I looked great in this, Daisuke looked even better. His muscles and broad shoulders were wrapped snugly by the suit, which made him look even more tall and slick. He walks into my stall, hands me his bow-tie, and pops his collar up.
âYou couldnât follow the instructions inside?â I ask with a smug grin.
âGeezâŚit was confusing looking at the instructions and the mirror at the same time.â he says.
I wrap the bow-tie around his neck, and try to recall the exact steps I did earlier, but now in reverse.
Up and over, make this knot, side-to-side, andâŚ.done!
I pat Daisuke on the shoulders and we both take a moment to look at each other.
âTheyâre waiting Kaz.â said Daisuke.
âRight behind you, partner in crime.â Â
We step outside of the changing room to see Akane dressed in her maid outfit, with Mary shocked by our abrupt appearance. She hides behind Akane, embarrassed at her current state.
âEep!â muttered Mary.
âWowâŚyou two actually look decent for once.â said Akane.
âHa ha, very funny Akane.â I respond.
Mary gathers her courage and steps forward to get a closer look at me and Daisuke. Needless to say, she was awestruck by the two handsome gentlemen standing in front of her. Maryâs breath was taken away.
Akane gives us a quick spin to show us her full maid uniform. Although it wasnât as erotic as the costume I saw Yuki-san wearing in World B, somehow she seemed more elegant and refined in this outfit. Akaneâs hair was wrapped with a headband, along with her red ribbon. The short skirt she was wearing exposed only a small area of her long legs, as the rest was covered by her white thigh-high socks. There was also a large oversized red bow adorning her neck, similar to our bow-ties. Â
I can only take so much cuteness! This is too good to be true!
Mary looked cute in the maid uniform as well, so much so that Daisuke was at a loss for words. It was the first time Iâve seen Mary Kaneko let her blonde hair flow instead of wearing it in her trademark ponytail, and I couldnât believe that I was looking at the same loud mouthed tomboy I had tutored all year. Although the roadrunner of Kasumigaseki High was wearing the same uniform as Akane, she gave a different vibe, almost like that of a little sister. She didnât have the same curves that Akane had, but she was small and cute enough to melt the hearts of every boy at school. It helped that she was embarrassed, trying to lower her skirt to cover more of her short legs that were partially exposed despite the thigh-high socks. Finally, she wore her trademark Masked Avenger pin on her chest, right next to her oversized ribbon.
âYou two look amazingâŚâ I say to them. Â
Akane tries to hide her laughter with her hand. Daisukeâs mouth was still agape, staring at his girlfriend
âCâmon, stop staring perv. Youâre embarrassing me!â pointed Mary.
Mary slaps Daisuke out of his daze, as she hugs him in his uniform.
âOh, one more thingâŚâ
Akane stands in front of me, and takes out a comb. As she swipes away the strands of my messy hair, I can feel her exposing my forehead.
âThere! Now you look professional.â Says Akane.
âThanks.â
Mary, unable to bear another minute in her costume, starts to pout.
âAww come on! Can we please change out of these things? I canât take it anymore!â
If she hates these costumes this much, I wonder how sheâll be in her Juliet costumeâŚ
We make our way out of the warehouse. Akane and I sorted through the logistics of delivering the maid costumes to our school address as soon as possible. Thanks to Akaneâs friendship with Sojiro-san, he gives us the goods for free!
âItâs on the house! Anything for my Akane-chan!â said Sojiro-san.
âAwwâŚdonât push your luck old man.â snapped Akane.
Sojiro-san steps back, but gives an odd smile after being insulted.
Guess heâs a masochist like manager-san.
âCome back whenever you want!â exclaimed Sojiro-san, as he waves us goodbye.
  A few days have gone by, as the school continued preparing for the festival. Iâm in my original world now, and in this world Yuki-san also got the same uniforms as Akane did, but without any of the rest of us being involved. According to the class president, she just âhanded her a box of these cute maid uniforms!â To the dismay of the boys, she also brought the box of the same butler uniforms I wore with Daisuke. Although I didnât want to admit it, I wanted to see myself in that suit again, for posterityâs sake!
Itâs too bad no one will see the roadrunner wear one in this world.
The first day of the school festival had finally arrived. If anything went wrong today, it could potentially jeopardize the other two days. With the leadership of Class President and some background work by Yuki-san, they had trained everyone in class to be ready to serve, and to be the best maids and butlers Kasumigaseki High has ever seen. I was on the first shift with some other boys in our class, with Yuki-san being the head maid for her group.
âYuki-sanâs an amazing maidâŚI never would have expected that.â said one student in our class.
Our doors were going to open soon, and looking outside, there was already a line forming. Our marketing team was great, since they had very eye-catching pictures of some of our more popular students in costume, boys and girls. We were going to be busy, but our class was prepared to host one of the best events of the festival. Yuki-san and I make eye contact, exchanging determined looks before we open our doors.
Letâs do this Yuki-san!
  Since I started working at Kasumigaseki High, itâs brought back memories of being in charge of the fortune telling booth. I remember when I was younger, all the boys in my class would line up down the hall for the fortune telling booth! Nothing has changed from when I was in school; all the boys still line up, and are told âYou will be asked out by your crush!â It was strangely satisfying to see the genuine belief in young love plastered on their faces as they left my booth.
Lately, Fatherâs been encouraging me to join him at the hospital, since thereâs plenty of eligible guys there⌠but today itâs time for the next generation to find their heart's desires, and hopefully seize the opportunities they can.
OpportunitiesâŚ
I mustnât think these sad thoughts! Iâm still young! Iâm quite a catch for someone my age! If only I could find my âprinceâ then I could live happily ever after, just like my childhood stories. It sucks that all the guys are intimidated when they see a female doctor working with high schoolers.
I let out a long sigh, until the familiar clank of my newly purchased coffee landing from its spot in the vending machine snaps me out of my sentimental daze. I reach under the chute, and crack it open to take a sip. Â
âWhatâs a woman like you doing out here?â asks a mysterious voice behind me.
âWhatâs it to you?â I reply.
I didnât want to deal with any punk students, especially not after getting stood up again last night.
âThatâs not very lady-like for someone like youâŚâ continued the mysterious voice.
This punk! Alright time to give him some detent-
My breath stops and I drop my coffee can onto the ground. A handsome, tall, mature-looking man is standing in front of me, wearing a completely black suit with a red tie and a small red string tied into a ribbon on his chest pocket. The enigmatic man had longish black hair, which was combed and slicked back underneath his black fedora. Perhaps the most striking detail of his outfit was his black leather gloves. He didnât look like any staff member or student I knew. He looked too old to be a student here, but then again, far too young to be a parentâ he was around my age.
My chest starts to tighten up as my heart rate skyrockets. Whether out of fear or attraction, I cannot tell. All I know is that I have to find out who this man is.
âUmâŚwho are you?â I ask, trying to compose myself.
The man goes towards the vending machine behind me, and I hear the machine buzzing and ringing, until I hear that same familiar clank, followed shortly by another. He reaches down into the chute and hands me a new coffee can, as he cracks open his own.
âSorry about that darling, I didnât mean to surprise you.â As he flashes me a smile with his shiny white teeth.
âD-donât worry about it!â
Why am I getting embarrassed like a schoolgirl?
Still, it was strange to see someone like him here at this school, but it was the school festival after all. It wasnât unusual for the events to attract strange people from around the neighborhood. Even so, there was something about him I couldnât quite put my finger onâŚ
âIâm sorry, but if you donât mind me asking, what is it that youâre here for?â I ask.
âJust passing by is allâŚâ he says.
The stranger walks past me and throws his empty coffee can into one of the recycling bins behind him without looking.
âThanks for the coffee!â I say to him, as he lazily waves his hand, not bothering to look to back. Â
âSee you around, my darling!â
   Yuki-san and I had been working non-stop for hours. The customers kept pouring in and out of our tiny classroom. Daisuke and Kaneko-san couldnât come see us unfortunately, due to stage practice. On my last break when I stepped outside in my butler uniform, I saw a long line that stretched along the hallway. Fortunately, the line started to die down near the end of the day. We only had a couple customers in our room currently.
I let out a tired sigh as I sit on a chair next to our makeshift tables for four. Yuki-san and I were the only two left in the maid cafĂŠ as the rest of the class left to explore the other events. Although I wanted to see what everyone else was doing, I was glad to have a moment alone with Yuki-san. Since the school festival, we havenât had much time alone, and awkwardness started to grow between us. Even during the occasional study sessions, Daisuke and Kaneko-san were present, so the atmosphere wasnât right for me to make any progress with her. I hadnât done much to further Operation Maidenâs Heart yet either, since I hadnât noticed a change in Daisuke. Of course, knowing now what Yui was going through, it seemed even more impractical to give Daisuke more to think about.
A cup is placed next to me on the table, and I hear coffee being poured out of a pot. I look up to see Yuki-san in her maid uniform.
âHere Kaneshiro-san, youâve worked hard today. I think youâve earned this.â said Yuki-san politely.
âThanks.â I say, as I take a sip of the coffee.
It tasted sweeter than the other batches. I wasnât a really big fan of bitter coffee, so it was a pleasant surprise.
âI know you donât like bitter coffee, so I hope you liked this one mast...â Â Yuki-san stopped herself.
âUhâŚwhat did you say?â I asked Yuki-san.
Yuki-san turns away from me and stands tall with the coffee pot in her hands, clutching it against her chest.
âN-nothing Kaneshiro-san! Finish the coffee and letâs start cleaning up.â
I finish the coffee and begin to tidy up the room for tomorrowâs service. Just as Iâm about to take down the sign outside of our classroom a man dressed in a black suit and red tie appears and enters our cafe.
âOh! I barely made it. Thanks brother!â as he pats me on the back.
âExcuse me, s-sir? Weâre closed, please come back tomorrow!â
I try to stop him from entering but itâs too late. The man dressed in black was already sitting down at one of the tables. Yuki-san comes up to him to get him to leave, still âin characterâ with her pleasant maid persona.
âExcuse me, but weâre closed for now sir. If youâd like, you can come back tomorrow.â explained Yuki-san.
The man in black ignored her. Instead, he stood up and grabbed the coffee pot from her and started to pour himself a cup of coffee.
âAhhâŚa little too sweet for my taste, but still good. I can tell it was made with love.â he observes.
Yuki-san drops character and begins to look as if sheâs prepared to throw him out of the nearest window of her classroom.
Sheâs living up to her âIce-Witchâ reputation right nowâŚ
âGet out. Now!â she yells at the man in black.
The man wasnât intimidated by her order at all. He takes his coffee cup and sits right back down in his seat. This was something else. This was giving me flashbacks to the time at the âPurrfect CafĂŠ,â and I had to do something.
âHey, leave us alone!â I say to the man in black.
I stand in front of Yuki-san, who was trying to hold back her rage from this troublesome man.
âThatâd be great, actually. If you could leave me alone with my darling little sister, I would be much obliged.â the man in black says.
Yuki-san steps in front of me and grabs the man in black by the collar of his black dress shirt.
âWhat did you say?â screams Yuki-san in the manâs face.
Just who is this man?
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that is the clock representation that was missing from wonka
merry clockmas everyone!!!
i just watched the wonka movie and i must say the lack of clock rep was CRAZY too much choc not enough clock! thats what i always say!
#failure: a love story#counterclockdaily#i want timmy tim covered in some white chocolate next time please#oh pretty please i need him with white chocolate please#hes so twink need white chocolate on him#i want him oiled up with white chocolate#wonka 2 with extended white chocolate action!
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