#hes so oblivious to it lmao

[diivineray]

Hua Cheng glares at the unwelcomed apparition. The spirit shrieks and flees, before it could utter a word. ( Xie Lian )

                  ────��🌼ৎ──── Xie Lian was completely focused on the river, his eyes locked onto a mouthwatering bighead carp swimming in his midst. He had already made the conscious decision to catch it and cook it for himself and San Lang later. Despite feeling like he had been at it for hours, he couldn't help but notice the slight chill breathing down his neck. When he turned to see what it was, he caught San Lang smiling at him. Did he imagine the chill? ❝ I've almost got it, ❞ he assured him, even though he knew he was far from catching it.

[rorynni]

Waittt if you still take reqs, akikasa (platonic) crumbs.. please.. I love to think Tsukasa doesn't even know Akito hates him and akito is just seething every time Tsukasa is around. I love their dynamic

i think he’s probably turned up to bad dogs lives in the past without akito’s prior consent or knowledge

[starlightarchery]

let's be clear, Emmrich is FULLY aware that rook's flirting with him. it's not that he doesn't understand or realize it, it's that he doesn't think rook's actually into him. that they're expressing a genuine interest. it's all in good fun, trading flattery and compliments back and forth, but he doesn't expect it to truly go anywhere.

this right here?

this is the first time he realizes they could be serious. the first time i think he lets himself entertain the idea that maybe they aren't just being charming. maybe they aren't just flattering him. maybe there's a chance they could actually want something more, and with him.

the man isn't oblivious. he knows rook is flirting, or at least flattering him. it just takes a minute for the sincerity to sink in.

[wheneverfeasible]

Bullshit (part 1/3)

Now on ao3

He should probably get a new car.

He didn’t want to. He loved his car, but it wasn’t really cool, was it? Preppy cool, maybe, but not my-boyfriend-is-in-a-metal-band cool. It had certainly seen better days too.

He’d used to reprimand the kids whenever they trailed in dirt and food crumbs or spilled their milkshakes or whatever, but after he stopped doing the same to Eddie, he couldn’t really do it to them either. Besides, he didn’t want to be a stick in the mud.

It was why he’d thrown out all his Wham! and Tears for Fears cassettes, threw out anything that wasn’t Judas Priest or Iron Maiden or whatever else Eddie liked. It was why he boxed away all his brightly colored polos and now just wore the band tees that Eddie let him borrow, why he’d bought some of his own, as well as skinnier dark jeans that he knew Eddie liked the look of his ass in. He even got some bracelets like Eddie’s, and now he actually looked the part of Eddie’s boyfriend and not so much like a sore thumb when he went to all of Eddie’s shows.

The only thing he needed to change, besides his car, was his hair. He’d been putting it off the longest. He loved his car, but he loved his hair more. He didn’t make it quite as styled nowadays, but it was the last part of him that spoke of his former personality. Because he had to change, didn’t he? He knew what happened when you didn’t make your partner happy. Knew what happened when your love was bullshit and he never wanted Eddie to find him unworthy.

So he liked the things Eddie liked now, he dressed the way Eddie dressed, and he did what Eddie did. If he made Eddie happy, if he didn’t make Eddie do anything he didn’t want to do, then Eddie wouldn’t find fault in Steve. It was simple as that. He knew better now. Because Nancy had broke his heart, but losing Eddie? It would break his soul.

So he needed a new car. Maybe a van like Eddie’s, or would that be too much? A BMW was hardly metal, after all. He needed something cooler. And then…then he would change his hair.

He would need to figure out what Eddie thought was cool. Needed to figure out what Eddie liked. Should he buzz it? Should he grow it out? He didn’t know. Eddie had never brought up hair before. He didn’t know what Eddie would prefer. Maybe he could ask Jeff. He’d known Eddie the longest, after all.

Maybe he should dye it. That would look cool, right?

The others had noticed, of course. They’d commented on his new attire, the fact that he didn’t listen to his favorite music anymore, that he only seemed to be doing what Eddie wanted to do nowadays. But Eddie just looked happy whenever Steve agreed to whatever movie Eddie wanted to watch, or what to have for dinner, or what to do on Steve’s days off. That was the important part: making Eddie happy.

So Steve just brushed off their concerns, explained it away as saying that he was growing up and his interests were growing. He even played stupid Dungeons and Dragons now, always making certain he got the names correct, always doing his best to play it how Eddie would want him to play it, even if it always gave him a headache afterwards with all the numbers and words and strategizing.

He always put Eddie’s needs first, be it physically, emotionally, or even just recreationally. If Steve did that, if he was good enough, if he became exactly what his partner wanted, maybe he wouldn’t lose this. Wouldn’t lose Eddie.

Maybe, if Steve made his love good enough, Eddie wouldn’t ever say it was bullshit.

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Now with a part two

[kisasan]

Shigaraki after seeing all of Izuku's memories with kacchan:

[rhiangalaxy]

Look, look- *falling and sliding out of the ask boxxxxxxxx* *grabs hold of words* *hoists self up* look! I know you have a poll going for which peak lord Shen Yuan gets to interact with, and I know SQH is winning (I do love him) BUT. I think I've seen A-Yuan and his other father (YQY) interact maybe once in the history of the Plant Baby AU, and my heart is breaking for that sad, sad man.

Please, if you find the time and mind in your merciful heart to spare a crumb of family time, I would be ever more grateful to youuuuuuuu ahhhhhhhhh *lets go of text and hurtles off your ask box*

Who am I to say no to more family time :3c

[ID: A Scum Villain Doodle Comic. Panel one has Plant!Shen Yuan at ~10-12 yrs old grabbing onto Yue Qingyuan's sleeve as SY looks down at a piece of paper and says "Baba can you help me with-" It then shows SY look up at YQY questioningly. The next panel has YQY with a very happy flushed and crying closed eye expression with hearts surrounding him thinking "He called me Baba!!!" Whilst a mini-YQY slightly faded behind him clutching his chest and crying with the caption "*sobbing* Xiao Yuan...." It then shows SY with a questioning :< face tilting his head and thinking "Does he still not realize???" End ID]

[the--firevenus]

The best trope for superbat for me is Bruce falls first and Clark falls hardest, and add slow burn to the mix and it's DELICIOUS

Bruce who's did in fact falls first but didn't say anything and overtime get used to the feeling of butterflies in his stomach so now he just accepts it and didn't act on it at all. Vs Clark who one day slowly putting pieces of puzzle together in his head and fall head first to the crush zone and he falls HARD, HOW CAN HE BE NORMAL NOW??

[delicioustarong]

I was scrolling around looking at Trolls content when I saw this---

AND OMG?? BRO-- "wary of emotional connection" I- This little line spoke volumes to me because even though he's wary of emotional connection he somehow manage to befriend Poppy and that warms my heart. Like UGHHHH 🥹❤️

Also the fact that his personality answers the question what Branch would've been like if he never met poppy has me BAWLING. LIKE UGH DUDEEEEE JDJSJS HOW COME I ONLY SAW THIS NOW?? The fact this came from the official site makes this 10x better.

[devouringbodies]

will graham being bi and aware of his attraction to men and simultaneously being oblivious to any sort of sexual tension in his relationship with hannibal until bedelia spells it out for him is just the objectively funnier, and more enlightened interpretation to fellow dumbass bisexuals.

[professorjirt]

I’ve discovered my favorite genre of Bagginshield art is where Thorin is a lovesick idiot who is Losing It and Bilbo is unbothered or oblivious to Thorin’s suffering LMAO

[ravenlexis]

thinking about the first time aventurine initiated physical touch with ratio. it was probably not too dissimilar to getting the hostile, abused stray cat finally letting you pet it for three seconds. or maybe the stray cat jumping onto your lap to loaf and nap for a while.

imagine them on the sofa in one of their offices, pouring over files and documents for their next joint mission and then aventurine leaning his head on ratio's bare shoulder.

imagine ratio freezing for a second before acting like nothing out of the ordinary happened and continuing his explanation on some details of the mission. he absolutely did not move his left arm in an effort to not dislodge aventurine, who was quietly reading his own share of the documents and humming in understanding here and there to ratio's monologue.

aventurine's hair was like silk on his skin, slightly ticklish if he was being honest. but the slight pressure from his weight by ratio's side and the warmth of his body heat were so distracting that he didn't even know how he survived that meeting, let alone stay coherent throughout.

[lerrryyyyy]

Deku-Sensei ☺️💚

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Do not edit or repost my art.

[sidsinning]

Love knowing how Utahime hated Gojo bc of his constant teasing but also hated Geto who's probably there like

[poyitjdr]

I’m having a good time y’all

[ivysos2001]

Chris constantly raving about how well Leslie and Ben work together and calling them the dream team while simultaneously having no idea that these two people are also ridiculously in love with each other is peak Chris behavior lmao

[nnnneeev]

i'm unlocking some devilgram spaces for my daily tasks and one of the rewards from solomon's 'Capturing the Moment' card is this chat..

those replies lmaooo ajdfishybf

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