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middle school kirishima x middle school popular! reader
Kirishima, a social outcast who barely anyone knows has a crush on a popular girl. He has barely any chance, right?
warning: a bit of angst mostly fluff also your supposed to be shorter then him in this
a/n I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE ADORABLE! I LOVE LOVE LOVE KIRISHIMA
Kirishima always admired you, always. Since he started middle school he would watch you from afar and just think about how pretty you were, how adorable you were. But as the months ticked on, you became popular and soon enough you were out of his reach.
kirishimas friends always laughed at him for liking you since you would never date him! Or… so they thought.
You whined and tried to drown out Mina's relentless teasing. "Really? Kirishima? The one with the hardening quirk? Awww, that's so cute!" she exclaimed, hopping around with excitement. Her voice echoed through the hallway, drawing unwanted attention. In a panic, you shot up from your seat and quickly covered her mouth, your eyes darting around to see if Kirishima was nearby. "Shut up!!!" you hissed, your face burning with embarrassment. You could feel Mina's laughter against your hand as she continued to giggle.
You blushed and covered your face, hiding the redness of your cheeks. Mina giggled again “hey! It’s no big deal! He’s tall! And he’s cute!” You pushed her chest “back up!” Your possessiveness over him came out. Mina laughed “your down bad!” She grabbed your shoulders and shook you with with excitement.
You and Mina walked down the halls, you could sense someone staring at you. You turned to see who it was, only to make awkward eye contact with eijiro kirishima! You both blushed and looked away, you could hear the deep laughter of kirishimas friends which made the embarrassment soo much worse. Mina smiled brightly and wrapped her arm around you “one day! He’ll ask you out! I know it!”
if only he’d ask you out…..
Mina stomped over, a grumpy look on her pink face. "Kirishima!" she yelled, trying to get the boy's attention. Kirishima turned to look at her, worry etched on his face. Was he in trouble? What had he done? What if she jumped him?
"I gotta ask you something," she said firmly.
"O-okay…?" he stuttered in response.
"Do you or do you not like name?" she demanded, grabbing his shoulders to prevent him from escaping the question.
"W-w-w-wha? N-no!" he stammered.
"Bullshit," came a voice from behind. Kirishima's friend stepped in. "He's in love with her. I'd say it's puppy love, but he literally adores her every body part. It's kinda creepy," his friend whispered the last part.
"Hey!" Kirishima yelped, his face turning crimson.
"Oh thank God!" Mina sighed in relief, her tense shoulders relaxing.
Kirishima's eyebrows shot up in confusion. "Wha-?"
"Nothing!" Mina blurted, and with that, she turned and ran away.
Now kirishima had a reason to believe that you liked him back, his determination to win you over becoming stronger. One random Tuesday, a hand taps you on the shoulder. You turn to face whosever this was, only to come face to face with kirishima “oh.. hey!” You managed to get out from the initial shock “hey.. Uhm” he stuttered “do.. do you know who I am?” “Eijiro kirishima” you blurted out almost immediately “I mean.. your kirishima? Right?” You tried to fix yourself up, tucking a lock behind your ear. Kirishimas eyebrows raised from the fact you so easily knew his name, most people barely knew him and if they did they were his friends and he only had about 5 friends in the whole school. “Yeah.. I am” he smiled.. he smiled a genuine smile. Showing off his sharp teeth “woah.. your teeth are sharp!” You looked surprised and shuffled closer to him so you could get a good look at his teeth. Kirishimas face turned pink “h-h-h-hey b-bit close there..” he didn’t try to back away however.
"Oh, I'm sorry!" you said, backing away. In the distance, you could see Mina grinning from ear to ear. You then looked back at Kirishima. "So… what can I help you with?" you asked, smiling sweetly and trying to act natural.
"U-uh, t-this… flower… it made me think of you," he stammered, quickly handing you a pink tulip that he had clearly found in the school garden.
"Oh, Kirishima, thank you!" you said, genuinely moved by his gift.
"N-no problem…" he mumbled, standing there awkwardly, his cheeks flushed with embarrassment.
Kirishima inhaled deeply, trying to settle his nerves. When he exhaled, he looked down at you and blurted out, "Gee… you're a bit short." His cheeks turned an even deeper shade of red.
"Hey! That's not fair—you’re just tall!" you whined, crossing your arms in mock anger.
Mina seemed more than pleased with what was unfolding before her eyes. "I-I’m sorry! I-it’s just you are small! It's not a big deal!" Kirishima stammered, trying to comfort you after inadvertently insulting you.
You turned around, facing away from him, pouting in exaggerated anger. Kirishima sighed and gently placed a hand on your shoulder. "I'm sorry…"
Your face flushed pink again as you turned to face him. "It's fine… just… don't do it again!" you whined, unable to stay mad at him.
Kirishima chuckled and nodded. "Okay, I won't. Promise."
You blushed again, feeling the warmth of his presence. He seemed so sincere, so kind, and his touch was so warm that it made your heart race.
suddenly the bell interrupted your interaction. You sighed in disappointment “well.. see you later?” Yiu looked up at him hopefully, he blushed and his face lit up “yeah.. see ya”
over the next few days you and kirishima spent more and more time together, often finding ways to run off from your friends and hang out.
One day, you waited for all your friends to run off and do other stuff just so you could sneak away and run in the direction were you and kirishima normally met up. You had gotten his message to signify that he was there so you knew where he was. You giggled and jumped onto the boys back, he yelped in surprise “hey *name*!” he said with a chuckle, patting your thigh as he bent his knees you help you slide down “let’s go to the cafeteria! They have pizza today and I REALLY WANT SOMEE” you insisted “I dunno… maybe I just wanna chill” he mumbled, tilting his head for you to follow him.
you two began walking through the court yard, talking and joking around. He seemed happier but more nervous than usual. The occasional stutter turning into a more frequent stammer. You just thought it was all the hormones of being 14, suddenly when kirishima brought you to a more… private place. He sighed “*name* I need to ask you something” he said with a determined look on his face “yeah? What’s up?” You asked, tilting your head to the side
“will you… will you be my girlfriend?!” He blurted out loudly, his fists curling up in nervousness. Your whole face turned pink “r-really? Yeah! Yeah I will!” You squealed and wrapped your arms around his neck, he blushed and sighed in relief. Kirishima placed his hands around your waist, you two hugging each other.
“AWWW GUYS!” Mina squealed, turns out she had followed you “SHUT UP.” You two screamed and you hid your face in his chest.
a year later
Now a days things are a little less awkward, you even got to share a dorm after convincing aizawa to let you guys. You rolled over in bed and buried your face in the crook of kirishimas neck “hey Bub” he said as he grabbed your thigh and brought it up to his hip. “Comfy?” He murmured and kissed your forehead, his warm lips pressed against your skin “mhm.. yeah..” you ran your fingers through his freshly re dyed red hair.
“I love you”
“I love you too kiri”
#bnha eijiro kirishima#eijiro kirishima#eijiro x reader#eijiro x katsuki#kirishima eijiro x reader#kirishima x you#lisa frankenstein fanfic#kirishima x reader#mha#bnha#kirishima fanfic#eijiro kirishima x reader#Kirishima one shot#Eijiro kirishima fluff#bakusquad#mina ashido#kirishima x reader fluff#ua high school#mha fanfic#bnha fanfic#bnha kirishima#mha kirishima#mha x reader#my hero academia fanfiction#fanfiction#fluff#fanfic#bnha fluff#kirishima eijirou#hes so manly guys
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a collection of old doodles and forgotten wips
#i might finish some of these. i especially want to complete that group hug sketch#trolls#dreamworks trolls#ex bandmates#trolls floyd#trolls oc#les#hed#liv#flea#my art#sketch dump#sketches#flea's eye color reveal! it's literal iris colors kjskdfkjd#the one with liv climbing on hed is supposed to be another flash photography illustration. i just lost the drive#fun fact: the jeans i usually draw floyd in were originally liv's rave pants. he borrowed them forever 😔#also my hc for floyd goes against most people's on this site. and that's that he's so gay gay homosexual gay that he cannot understand#why a guy who is a hot man guy guy hot man would want to wear feminine clothes when he can look like a hot manly man guy instead#he doesn't fuck with fishnets and makeup (with no offense to any artists who draw him like that. i love those floyds too)#hed however likes to occasionally experiment with his outfits and has no problem wearing his girlfriend's clothes if they're comfy#he is my crop top rocking barbie
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In the universe of the film, there is ABSOLUTELY a contingent of fans that fervently ship Argylle/Wyatt and have the dominant ship on AO3 and trade elaborate fan theories about their hidden relationship and are convinced they’re meant to be endgame but the publishers won’t allow it. Of course, they go totally BALLISTIC when they learn they’re based on the author and her boyfriend.
#argylle#argylle spoilers#my only real complaint with argylle is that we were robbed of a henry cavill/john cena kiss#there’s so much fun to be had with the universe of this film especially in regards to the book fandom#i like to believe aidan stirs up ship drama on fandom forums and social media#the minute rachel’s spy past gets declassified it’s OVER for her in fandom lol#i can appreciate not everyone being into the film’s bait and switch#but i can’t help but love a spy film that lets the female lead be a whole women struggling to define herself#while also kicking ass and having a sweet goofy guy be head over heels for her#this really is the kind of movie that fandom could have soooo much fun with#don’t even get me started on elly/rachel projecting all of her badass spy escapades on a super manly fit dude#like if he’s done everything she’s done…girl memory-holed her own bisexuality lol
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And you think that makes you unique?
#hazbin hotel#huskerdust#angle dust#husk#sketch#quick 5 minute thing before bed#I love drawing hands I’m so sorry they’re so expressive#and I have a big piece I want to do with lots of hands one day but I got some requests and obligations first so I did this instead#I love how husk has big callused gallon hands that are like for a big rough manly guy but he has heart palms#and I love that Angel was small thin delicate hands that end in points like a rose with thorns#hazbin husk
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some bearded evan appreciation for your tl :))
i don't know if it's my daddy issues but i need him to yell at me then hold me and tell me i'm beautiful is that too much to ask-
(pics are from pinterest)
#guys he's so hot#HIS ARMS#the beard makes him look so manly in a way that drives me insane#hes so babygirl#evan peters#american horror story#evan peters fandom#ahs#oh evan my beloved
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I'm just saying that I don't think a Tom Cruise character would call / take a call from his love interest in the middle of a high-stakes, super-tense action sequence. I also don't think a Jason Statham character would do it, or a Mark Wahlberg, or even a Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
Yet Colt Seavers does it. TWICE
#i could be wrong about the others because i don't watch many action movies#but that's the impression i get#colt is such a special character to me#he's so different from the typical macho super-manly action stars#he's just a guy in love with a girl and trying to make it to the next day#i love him so much#text posts#original#colt seavers#the fall guy#ryan gosling
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hi Silver! o/ because that fanart made me wonder - would you happen to know when/where Dick's stuffed elephant plush Zitka turns up in the comics?
GREETINGS CAM <3333 THAT ART WAS SO CUTE
Yeah, I think your instincts are right - it's a truly adorable bit of transformative fandom, but I'm 95% percent sure it's not comics canon. Barbara has canon plushies, but I don't think anyone else does.
I got kinda invested in the investigation (it's hard to prove a negative!) and I ended up typing out an entire History of Elinore/Zitka, so, uh, if you're curious, meet me below the cut for:
Where does Elinore / Zitka - the animal - appear in comics?
Did Dick ever have a stuffed elephant toy in comics?
Where does Elinore / Zitka appear in comics?
We're gonna go in chronological order!
Dick's circus elephant friend was first created for practical reasons: in Batman 436, Marv Wolfman does a big expanded flashback to Dick's circus backstory as a way to subtly show us Tim before officially introducing him (so that we can have a technically-solvable mystery-of-Tim's-identity in LPoD). In this comic, there's an elephant named Elinore who loves Dick:
Aww. Such a cute elephant!
Batman 436 comes out in August 1989. New Titans 60 comes out a few months later, in November, and guess what? When Dick visits the circus, he is suddenly surprised by an unexpected blast from the past! It turns out that even though it's been years, Elinore still remembers him!
Here's the part where Elinore remembers Dick:
SUCH a cute elephant. I love her.
(Guess who else still remembers Dick even though it was so long ago. Guess which other character is about to be an unexpected blast from the past. Guess which character Elinore is directly paralleling guess guess guess sorry everything is about Dick and Tim in my mind but I can focus I swear)
Four years later, in 1993, Batman: The Animated Series retells Dick's origin story. They like and keep Wolfman's elephant, but they change her name to Zitka:
Wolfman doesn't return to the elephant beyond those two appearances, and a few years down the line, New Titans gets cancelled and Wolfman's not writing Dick anymore anyway. So the animal gets abandoned for a while, until Devin Grayson, a fan of both Wolfman and B:tAS, revives the Wolfman-era Titans team in JLA/Titans and then the ongoing series Titans 1999.
Grayson then brings back the elephant in a flashback to Dick's past in Titans 16 (Jun 2000), where she imports the B:tAS name. Sometimes I'm skeptical of TV-to-comics imports, but honestly, I endorse this one. You lose the alliteration, which is a shame, but IMO Zitka is a better elephant name than Elinore.
Here's Dick with the newly-christened Zitka in Titans 16:
Grayson also briefly references the elephant in Gotham Knights 20 and - in a final angsty callback - in Nightwing 88 (Feb 2004), where Zitka tries futilely to comfort Dick in the midst of his trauma conga line:
... And... honestly, I think that's it for comic appearances? The two Wolfman comics plus the three Grayson comics.
Both Wolfman and Grayson are writing multiple titles - Batman, New Titans, Titans, Gotham Knights, and Nightwing between the two of them, spanning a big chunk of Dick's post-Crisis canon - and both writers use the elephant for heartwarming moments of nostalgia, which means if you're doing a post-Crisis readthrough for Dick, Elinore/Zitka feels memorable. But I don't think she actually shows up that much.
For post-2011, I am not as well-informed - throwing this out to the dash? anyone know? - but I feel like Zitka the heartwarming symbol of Dick's heartwarming circus past is, uh, thematically very at odds with the Court of Owls evil!circus vibes, so my instinct is that this story element was almost certainly dropped in the reboot.
Did Dick ever have a stuffed elephant toy in comics?
In WFA, yes; in main comics continuity, no. Technically, I have not read every comic ever published, so I could be wrong!! But I don't think so.
Below, find my rambling reasoning on the tonal vibes of pre-Crisis, post-Crisis, and post-2011, and why this particular story element doesn't seem right to me for the first two.
Pre-Crisis (...okay, mostly the Silver Age): stuffed animal, yes or no?
tl;dr no, requires too much background knowledge on the part of the reader, plus the elephant wasn't a thing until later
Elinore doesn't get created until post-Crisis, but also just generally, pre-Crisis callbacks are more along the lines of this reference in Batman 129 (published in 1960), where, wow, Batman and Robin are hunting jewel thieves - and it turns out Robin recognized this strongman! BUT HOW?!
The comic goes on to recap Dick's entire origin story in flashback, on the assumption that you may not know it.
(BTW, if you'd like to know more about Haly's Circus throughout the years, nightwingology has a great post here summarizing a lot of fun plotlines and characters!)
Basically: Silver Age comics are very self-consciously episodic and kid-friendly; they're not generally gonna do overly-elaborate callbacks because they don't know what comics their kid readers may have randomly picked up or remember.
By the time of post-Crisis, comic books were being written for an adult audience buying from the direct market, i.e. readers who are collecting whole runs & don't need or want Dick's origin story to be recapped to us in full every time it's referenced. That's why in post-Crisis, we get stuff like "hey, neat, this particular soda brand is getting mentioned in several different books!!" or "in order to understand this story arc, buy SIXTEEN DIFFERENT COMICS in FIVE DIFFERENT RUNS and read them ALL ACCORDING TO A NUMBERED ORDER and also you better be following the individual plotlines and recognize these five minor characters who we don't bother to introduce!! Good luck!!" But the elaborate post-Crisis plotlines - and subtler worldbuilding like a stuffed animal callback to Dick's backstory - don't make a lot of story sense UNLESS you're imagining your readers as completionist adult fans.
So IMO a stuffed animal wouldn't be a pre-Crisis thing unless it was The Episodic Story Of the Week, and I don't think a stuffed animal is action-adventure-y enough for the fast-paced storytelling of the Silver Age. (Unless it, like, came to life and tried to eat you or something.)
Post-Crisis: stuffed animals, yes or no?
tl;dr: no, Dick's a manly tough guy, he's not gonna have a stuffed animal, that'd be lame, like something Tim might do
Part of the edgy grimdark adult vibes in 80s/90s comics is that some characters who used to be kinda silly & goofy & lighthearted - like Batman and Robin - get reimagined as Serious and Angsty and Edgy in a Tough Cool Manly Brooding Way. This massively affects characterization for Bruce, Dick, and Bruce and Dick's relationship.
(I obviously love this change & love the tense Bruce-and-Dick interactions, but plenty of fans of the earlier fluffy comics really disliked the edgy retcons of Miller / Wolfman / Starlin / et al.)
The upshot is that post-Crisis is a period when you could have a recurring reference like a stuffed elephant, but you wouldn't have a stuffed elephant, not for Dick. I think a toy like that would be too cutesy / childish / effeminate to give a male character in post-Crisis, unless you were poking fun at him.
Now, you could probably let Tim have a stuffed animal, because Tim is sometimes cool but also sometimes a tryhard loser who is faking being cool and not entirely pulling it off (see e.g. the Robin comic where he practices tough-guy faces in the mirror, or the Teen Titans comic where Conner discovers his cringy Enya CD, or when he's fanboying over Connor and it's awkward, etc etc.). A stuffed animal would be deeply embarrassing, and you'd have to be careful to compensate by having Tim do something cool afterward - but Tim's character concept allows for "he's kind of a loser sometimes."
But Dick isn't!! In post-Crisis, Dick's a tough / impressive / "cool guy" character, the kind of guy anyone would want to be, even in the flashbacks where he's Robin, and even in the stories where he's more lighthearted than angsty. It'd be kinda lame for Dick to have a stuffed elephant, so he wouldn't. I feel like Dick would be more likely to poke fun at it if someone had one, like when he's making fun of Wally for liking the Hardy Boys. Dick could have a Batman action figure, at most, and if he had one he would have it ironically.
Basically: in post-Crisis, a male character hugging a stuffed elephant feels more likely to be a punchline to me, not something poignant. (Even with Tim, Tim could have an embarrassing stuffed animal, but he couldn't hug it when sad - that's too far. Maybe Booster Gold might do this. Probably he wouldn't, but spiritually, he would. Sorry Booster ilu! <3)
Instead, Dick instinctively deals with his inner turmoil like the TORTURED ACTION HERO he is: by punching things and brooding and yelling and joining the mob and sleeping on rooftops and going on obsessive secret missions and acquiring Angsty Stubble!! Just like Batman!
(Technically I don't know if Bruce ever joined the mob but you know he would.)
Anyway as you know this is my favorite continuity and I am poking fun affectionately, but uh, yeah sdfsfdsfs. No stuffed animals.
Post-2011 / Infinite Frontier / Wayne Family Adventures: stuffed animals, yes or no?
tl;dr it's in WFA! Probably not anywhere else, but it could be.
Post-2011 stuff tends to be cutesier overall, most of all in the current Infinite Frontier era. So I don't feel like this would be tonally out-of-line with IF comics. Taylor tends to go for more meme-y references rather than fanfic references, though.
So the obvious best fit is WFA, which is aiming for a rough approximation of Silver Age family-friendly vibes - wholesome, episodic plots, Teaching Good Moral Lessons For The Youth, etc. - plus lots of Easter eggs for fanfic readers and some comic references.
And look, here we are:
Aww.
Whew - that's everything I could find!
Anyway as you can probably tell, I LOVE the elephant, so this was a very entertaining rabbit hole to go down, thank you <3
#dick grayson#anyone with more info feel free to chime in & we can crowdsource <3#i do think the toy elephant is awfully cute though <3#total digression but i was thinking about it as i was writing:#i'm fascinated by the ways that the post-crisis batboys & their stories can intersect with 90s masculinity and all its issues with stoicism#and i'm pro-queering and gender-bending - 90s comics were a total boys' club so i think it's neat that transformative fandom isn't#but i do love 90s masculinity and All Its Issues too & one of the things i find compelling about the dick-tim-bruce trio#& especially dick's place in it - is the unspoken hierarchy whereby bruce is manlier than dick & dick is manlier than tim#and so dick's in the middle as this somewhat softer-character who aspires to be a harsher & more stoic & ultimate manly-man character#caught in the middle between robin & batman & what each role represents#and like. batman is both manhood & the only desirable thing to be AND ALSO it represents this immense narrowing of possibility#because so much of stereotypical masculinity is about reducing the range of emotions you're allowed to have or express#and dick is both incredibly conflicted about bruce AND wants to be just like him & by extension is conflicted about masculinity writ large#so a lot of dick's interactions with tim veer between trying on a frat-boy-ish 'I'm The Manly Guy' persona vs. giving up on it#or trying on imitations of Bruce's Batman persona but also trying to backtrack out of it bc he doesn't like how it feels etc etc#ANYWAY i think what i am trying to say is that if tim had a stuffed animal dick would be entertained & poke mild fun at him#and call him 'teddy' for the next hour or something while tim got increasingly defensive about how the teddy bear was steph's#and/or about how the teddy bear was OLD and tim doesn't even care about it and also WHATEVEr i'm above this#and to an uninformed observer this might look like bullying BUT ACTUALLY#this ritual would IN FACT be very reassuring to both of them + tim would feel WAY better afterward than if dick had ignored it#because by poking fun at him dick shows he still respects tim enough to tease him thus subtextually exorcising the threat of wimpiness#plus allowing tim to defend himself & demonstrate that he can take a joke so they've both reaffirmed their masculinity to each other#& they don't have to be scared of the teddy bear and all it represents anymore#however also afterward dick would have a brief nostalgic flashback to when he was a kid & had a teddy bear & feel weird about the memory#because he would be unable to articulate to himself that what he misses is a past when he allowed himself to be vulnerable#anyway this wouldn't actually happen in comics but it's what would happen in my soul. you know.#ask tag#zitka
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Lee Junho x Men Noblesse
#there is something so manly in him#i cannot even explain it#like he is not the most muscular guy#but still he exudes charisma#men noblesse magazine#men noblesse#korean actor#kdrama#korean drama#kactor#netflix kdrama#netflix korea#kpop#junho#lee junho#lee jun ho#jun ho#junho 2pm#2pm junho#2pm lee junho#lee junho 2pm#2pm
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#malcolm in the middle#malcolm wilkerson#needed an ep where malcolm joins the GSA and hal spends the whole episode worried his son is gay and trying to get him to do ‘straight#things’#none of the rest of the family thinks its a big deal at all because they have their own subplots (reese and dewey are scamming students#by starting an ambiguous political revolution on the block so teenagers feel like they have a cause to rebel against#and lois is dealing with an annoying recurring customer at lucky aide who does something very specifically irritating and she has escalated#the situation into full blown archenemy territory#so hal is trying to get his son to do manly things all episode but malcolm is busy doing stuff for the GSA and hal is getting more and#more freaked out only to walk outside one day and see malcolm playing basketball with some kids in the driveway and hes satisfied with this#after hal walks away its revealed malcolm is playing with two guys from the GSA who have to leave for their date#and its never revealed why malcolm joined the GSA
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i was talking to my dad about interview with the vampire earlier, and he worked in publishing in the 70s, and he was like "oh yeah, anne was a real character. i was never close with her, but she was best friends with my buddy John the gay pornographer"
and then he tells me about how John the gay pornographer once offered to get him expensive new shoes if he sent an old pair to a rich shoe fetishist he knew. exactly the kind of company you'd expect Anne Rice to keep, i guess
#apparently john also wrote like. manly action novels. which is the area my dad was working in. so thats how they knew each other#i was like '...well why did you call him John The Gay Pornographer then? why not John the Gay Action Writer?'#but then i looked him up and his author bio calls him 'the self-styled pornographer' and he wrote a book called My Life as a Pornographer#so John the Gay Pornographer seems to have basically been this guy's nickname. genuinely my hero#im reading his book Mr. Benson on the internet archive now. compelling stuff. mentions drinking piss on page 1
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Yet another fucking reason ticketmaster should burn in hell. My brother's account got hacked and the NINE tickets he got for his bachelor party at a New York Bill's game got stolen. After spending all day on the phone with support, the only thing they offered him was "if you rebuy tickets for the game we'll waive the fees" for a game that's nearly sold out and prices have gone up. So not only will he most likely not be able to get 9 seats that are together, he'll still probably have to pay more for them! And it's not like they just can't go, he lives in STL. They already bought nonrefundable plane tickets, paid for the hotel, etc!!! FUCK TICKETMASTER
#he started getting a TON of spam emails#like his phone was just constantly dinging with notifications#he looked up what could be causing it and came across posts a#on reddit explaining how this is a common scam phising for tickets for things to resell#so he knew this was probably gonna happen#tried to transfer the tickets to his friends to me to anyone else#but ticketmaster wouldnt let him do it (prob cause the tickets were actually already stolen but the account still showed they were there)#he is a big manly military guy who has been sobbing constantly since this happened#im so mad for him
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Compilation of Misaki being very cool and manly in Act 21
#I tease because he'd be a cooler guy to hang out with if he cared less about being manly#This time around can Ijuuin-sensei not be a creep on his fans and take advantage of the one gay boy in his audience?#I want to read it and this time Misaki is able to assert professional boundaries (with Ijuuin) and personal boundaries (with Usagi)#I believe in this cringe ass nae nae baby so much#Also this time around I rly like Toudou as Misaki's friend (even tho ACAB)#junjou romantica#misaki takahashi
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Im thinking about gravity falls (making sprites of all the characters) and I was looking at manly dan and tyler cutebiker like 'who the hell do these guys remind me of' it's bowser and luigi. Full-on bowser and luigi.
#random thoughts#gravity falls#i like their little background relationship!!!#manly dan and his kids WOULD do a bowser and koopalings group costume.#for summerween#not because it's mario but because it's a group costume#that family fucking loves matching#when his kids were younger they'd give him the ds to beat a hard level in whatever game they're playing#but now that he's older he's. not very good at video games#cutebiker. i don't know what mario character he'd dress up as?#like the obvious choice is luigi (tall lanky moustache green hat vaguely middle-aged)#but i just feel like he's a green koopa kinda guy??? like in my heart#i like the idea of him getting scared and tucking himself into his shell :]#and of course manly dan chucking him at whatever monster of the week is going after his kids#mabel's mario full stop#dipper's toad. he gives off toad energy. he's very mad about it#the obvious choice for stan is wario but like . . . nabbit? like he was a cowboy but mabel scribbled on his bandana#soos would be some fucking obscure character and be sad whenever people don't recognize who he is#that of course ends with melody recognizing who he's dressed up as and they have a moment#either wart for the bit or prince haru so melody can be peach from the og mario movie#wendy is wendy mostly to make her dad happy.#candy and grenda are their own original mario brothers (orange and blue) with the first letters of their own names embroidered on their hats#sheriff blubs and deputy durland are daisy and luigi respectively involving at least one bridal carry#this all leads up to the discovery of like. actual mario power-ups btw. including wart being the villain and no one recognizing him#except for soos ofc#i dunno who ford would be. maybe some made-up mario character who only exists in another dimension?#either that or gender-swapped rosalina. in another universe rosalina is a prince.#i just really like the idea of ford in regal attire#or he's his own oc. he's a nerd
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Misc lore drop day 6/?
In my little drawing from earlier today, I referenced in the tags something about pants. From the mid 16th century to the early 20th century, boys in the Western world wouldn't wear pants until 2-8, usually around 7. So when they did start wearing pants, it was a pretty important rite of passage.
Seb misses those days. I don't know, something more freeing and cute about them! So he wears fluffy, frilly nightgowns to bed and around his rooms, truly way before his time 🤧 This isn't a typical thing at all, it's *his* thing.
Fernando makes fun of him for this, which is pretty ironic considering he typically just wears a long shirt to bed, which has a lot of lace by the way. Seb's always questioning him, "How is what you wear that much different from what I wear? Mine's just longer?"
Fernando: You're wearing girls' clothing!!! Frilly, cutesy girls' undergarments!!!
Seb: Okay, but I like it 🤨 do you perhaps like it too...? 🤭
Fernando: *blushes furiously and stamps out of the room*
#dont ask me about the historical accuracy its so hard to research okay#i think its generally accurate. more so seb just having non typical tastes but within the realm of reality#he basically wears what fernando wears but longer and cuter#fernando please just fuck him and/or wear a frilly nightgown and get over it 🙄#there was some paper i read at some point where this one Spanish guy from the 17th century was like:#'men dress too delicate and womanly!!! it reduces their manly vigor!!!!'#fernando is that type of guy to me shfjkgkg#idk masc fem is so weird back then bcs i dont really understand where they draw the line. so theres a lot of nuance#and i also just think its cute if seb dresses like a little doll#catie.rambling.txt#boy king au#lore a day
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AND GOD, OH MY GOD, THE BUMP! THE SWEET CUTE PRECIOUS ADORABLE BUMP! It legit has my whole entire heart because it compliments his nose and I just fall more ❤️
Yess I also love his little bump 🥰🥰🥰thinking that fans who met Chris said he is much more beautiful in real life like excuse me?)!?)?!)? I already faint by looking at him on pics and vids what do you mean with "he's much more beautiful irl" 😵
Baaaaaabe! I BELIEVE them no questions asked because literally same! I am mainly a HC girl but CE is another level of beautiful. Sometimes I really just pause and look at him like???? Holy shit???? Some serious forces must have come together to create this art of a man because he's not the product of anything ordinary. He's too beautiful. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
#and he still retains his manliness which is so crazy to me because pretty guys often have this feminity to their features#this sort of delicacy in their features#which isnt anything bad but i am personally not attracted to that#but CE has face for days and such a manliness about him#ughhhh#love him#ask kai#anon ask
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hate to say it (i dont actually because its really funny) but prev post is just. dean.
#like he is exactly on par w/ clueless and Rigidly Masculine conservative white man number one million and one#you know the entire oversimplified and unserious concept of Kinda Gay To Hate Women Not Gonna Lie#thats dean. there are a million guys like him lmfao#like being obsessed w Manly Men as a man isnt inherently indicative of repressed homosexuality lmfao your straight father is like that too#not that im suggesting he doesnt fuck men lmao. im just saying that he was written by straight guys who want to fuck him#for being a straight guy who wants to fuck them#''wants to fuck'' i.e. MEN MEN MEN ARE SO COOL JUST MANLY THINGS 24/7#dont care if im not making sense lol this is my house#tag vomit
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