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Oh how I love school
#were doing a project where we get to make little plushie things and im making simon petrikov#hes my bookie#hes so babygirl#i had to do it gang i swear#my simon pillow its lonely#i think im ovulating#i want that geezer so bad
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some rando hazbin hotel art that manifested in my sketchbook this week somehow.. quite strange...
#song w angel dust is The Fear by lily allen#my top 3 and then also angel everyone say hi angel#pentious niffty and alastor r my bookies.. my poops...#angel is like. middle of the road tier wise. but hes so shapely so yknow... gotta draw him#IM NOT IMMUNE TO INTERESTINGLY SHAPED CHARACTERS. HES JUST SO AERODYNAMIC...#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin art#sir pentious#niffty#alastor#angel dust#hazbin hotel sir pentious#hazbin hotel niffty#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel angel dust#old fanshioned in my ‘i dont like this part of the canon design [changes it]’ ways
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Not enough soft bi han fics. Idc if it's ooc I need more soft bi han fics. Look at this man, you're telling me he wouldn't have the BIGGEST sweet spot for his gf? You're probably right but I'd still like to think he would so fuck off
#my little meow meow#hes so princess coded#hes so babygirl#my little pookie shmookie wookie bookie bear my little shnukums#i need more soft sex fics for him you guys im going insane#bi han#bi han mk1#bi han x reader#mk1#sub zero#sub zero x reader#hes so silly
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ooh i have a question about betting odds actually because i never understood how you could have like 1:10 instead (bigger number on right) like. would that not mean you pay them money? why would anyone ever place a bet on odds like that?
great question! common source of confusion.
so with betting odds the first most important thing to remember is this: you always get your initial stake back if you win
the odds are then what you get back on top of that
if something is 10:1 that means for every £1 you bet, you will get £10 on top if it comes true. a £1 bet would therefore come back as £11 (your initial £1, + your £10 winnings)
if something is 1:10 then for every £10 you stake, you gain £1. so your hypothetical £1 stake comes back to you as £1.10. something 1:10 is so basically guaranteed to happen (there's a 90% chance it does, 10% chance it doesn't) that bookies aren't going to give you much of a prize for saying it will. similarly most people won't bother betting on it because getting an extra 10p simply isn't worth the effort it took to do it in the first place.
sometimes you get funky odds like 9:14 or 17:2 but they all work the same way. the left number is what money you get (on top of your initial stake) if you bet the number on the right. bet £14 and win? get an extra £9. bet £2 and win? get an extra £17
tldr odds 'the other way' don't mean you owe them money, it means your additional payout on top becomes fractional. 1:100 truly would not be worth it because you'd have to bet £100 to get a whole extra £1
#1:1 would be 'getting the amount you bet on top of your bet'#so £1 at 1:1 would come back to you as £2#in this way it is possible to make a (small) profit on most outcomes by going to multiple bookies and betting the opposite way#as long as - in one direction - the payout would cover both bets with a lil profit#this is spread betting and some bookies will just let you do it directly but with worse odds so it's better to just do it manually#often not worth it though vis a vis the amount you'd profit after paying for both bets#my uncle was a bookie. he was also a conman and these facts are related
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GIBBION i forgot that i drew this so small so the quality is so balls please be nice please please be nice im begging on my knees please please
#gillion tidestrider#jrwi#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi riptide#gillion#gillion fanart#he is my bookie boo#based off of a prompt on the twitter dot com#just realized him and chip have essentially matching evil cat scratches#just roll with it#bub's sillies
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You will look at him btw
#mortal kombat 1 spoilers#mortal kombat 1#mortal kombat#havik#mk havik#AWOOOOGA#he looks like my bookie
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I have gyatt to get my hands on this man like..I can’t even explain it anymore. (Ollie brainrot tbh)
#rory culkin#i love him sm.#pls give me a chance#he’s so pookie#he’s so silly#i love him#he’s so cutie patootie#fill my pussy#i love my baby boy#bookie bear
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Delicious demon
#my art#obey me beelzebub#obey me#obey me shall we date#beel#obey me beel#to me beel is sunshine and happiness and tenderness and and subtle playfulness - i think this playlist reflects that#cringing internally at myself because i'm so attached to a fictional character but he is my bookie bear
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cant believe stu macher has a twitter
#stu macher#billy loomis#scream#you know im right#billy sighs and he goes YES SIR 🤤 anything for my bookie wookie#never let me on the notes again
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take farmer kendall sketches as offering and as a token of appreciation (youve made me so happy with youe beau sketches i had to draw your guy aswell)
GGGGYYYYYAAAAAAAAA RRRRRRRAAAAAAAA !!!!! KENDALLL !!! OOOOOHOOOOOOHOOOHOOHOOO
I FEEL LIKE I PULLED A RARE FUERRZIAH CARD .. SHANE PULL .. SHINY AND RARE ..
#U MAKE HIM LOOK SO SCRUMDIDDLYUMPTIOUS#feasting my eyes so hard rn TY BOOKIE TY BOOKIE TY BOOKIE !!#literally kicking my feet under my sheets rn#PERFECT PERSONALITY CAPTURE BTW !! YES HE IS THINKING THAT A LOT !!!#YYYAYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYAYYYYYYYYYYYY#i wanna draw more beau in the future 😫 i love 30+ yr old men that cry#sdv farmer#farmer kendall#sdv shane#sdv#stardew valley
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Made a Sam for @tracobuttons Sam Gathering!
Just a lil cool guy with a floppy banana
@iamvegorott
#my art#booky’s art#digital art#fanart#septiceye sam#SamGathering2024#i did make another one but he’s a little depressing
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@mrssturnioloo @prettiest-poision @mattsturniolosleftnut scoops troops gc ( real ).
#sturniolo triplets#chris sturniolo#christopher sturniolo#matt sturniolo#matthew sturniolo#nicolas sturniolo#nick sturniolo#colby brock#sam golbach#jake webber#sam and colby#xplr#jake and johnnie#sturniolo#all my men in one picture confirmed they can all get it at once except nick he's my platonic bookie bear
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writing gojo smut js don’t even feel right no more i’m gonna frow up
#─── dear diary. ⤹ › from yours truly .ᐟ#last thing i wanna do is objectify my bookie more than he already was#(give me a few hours)#(i’ll get back to the regular programming)
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found bro on cutie patootie island 😚🥰😚🥰
( also i doodled smth after work today I think it would honestly make a cute full piece so I’ll save it
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First time drawing for myself properly in a long time, I thought I'd never be able to do it again after I became homeless.
Experimented with Gege Akutami's art style to make a JJK oc, and I think I did a pretty alright job if I do say so myself.
#digital art#art#sketch#clip studio paint#drawing#coloured sketch#gege akutami#jjk#jjk fanart#jjk oc#jjk ocs#jjk fan character#oc#fan character#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen oc#jujutsu kaisen fan character#he's my lil boo boo bear#my baby boy#my pookie wookie bookie bear#manga#anime#no spoilers#shouto hoshihiko#hoshihiko shouto
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everyday i wake up and am absolutely gutted by the absence of him 😔
#it’s been a month and i still tear up at the thought of gojo#look at him. LOOK AT HIM.#he’s my little bookie i love him so much
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