simeon silversweater 🧙🏽♂️
1~ hair - hat - monocle - outfit - gloves - boots
2 - hair - top - acc sweater - bottoms - boots
3~ top - acc top - necklace - pipe - bottoms - shoes
4~ top - scarf - skirt - boots
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so i went into a new bg3 campaign intending to smash astarion, but friendzone him for gale this time. and i somehow ended up having the best relationship with gale out of everyone in my camp yet he's not interested in the least lol. the man friendzoned me so hard idk wtf i did to this man my rizz is dead on arrival. he might as well call me pal and buddy.
and yet somehow i have managed to get lae'zel and shart (and astarion though that was on purpose) to want to bone, but this damn wizard is like one fist bump away from calling me bro 😭😭😭
Did you do his weave scene yet?? Imagine kissing him and you're golden. He's a slow burn- you gotta get to act 2 before you can appreciate the wizard. I did try in my last game to finish a laezel romance and I'm back with Gale anyway.
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HMMMMM bakugou being just. the absolute picture of sin.
he works overnight and comes home early in the morning, around 3 or 4 am or so, and you greet him and give him a kissy and ask how it all went. and even though it's still dark outside and he's been working for twelve hours—he's still coming off patrol, right ? so he's still got some energy left, and he eats something and takes a shower and winds down as you fall back to sleep.
and it's not until much later in the day that he wakes up, early afternoon, and you're kind of tiptoeing around so that he can get his much-needed rest. you slip into the closet of your bedroom for something and you think you're gonna get in and out without a sound, but his hearing is so attuned to just about anything and everything at this point.
so rough and raspy, he grunts out, "what're y'lookin' for?" and you whip around real fast and he's just—
half sitting up in bed, bare back leaning against the headboard. an arm behind his head, so that his bicep is tense and round and stone-solid. stretched like that, his obliques are more prominent, taut and rippling up the side of his ribcage. he must have gotten hot while passed out, as he usually does, because the comforter is all askew; one of his legs is bent, the fine hair a dark gold in the waning day; the other is hanging off the bed, lightly swinging as he watches you, and the blanket has come down enough that you can see the bulge of his thigh muscles beneath his stupid tiny black boxer briefs.
and he's just so. man. in every single way.
(his hair is flat on one side, too, and his eyes are still a little puffy from sleep—but you think that adds to it, all in all)
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Cozy Glow is such an interesting litmus test for die-hard bronies. I was checking r/mlp to prep a post and there’s a discussion post about how she deserved what she got and. How do I tell bronies that children should not be tried as adults. How do I tell bronies that psychopaths and sociopaths deserve human rights and treatment and support. How do I tell bronies that cruel and unusual punishments are bad. How do I tell bronies that the death penalty is wrong. How do I tell bronies that a ruling body should not have absolute say over putting someone to death, least of all a 6-year-old child.
These are all my recent google searches.
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Caleb, sitting on a cozy chair, having a snack with fresh tea and pastries while cuddling a cute cat: Essek, we're still spies, undercover agent working together for different sides of a war and dangerous powerful magicians, right?
Essek, knitting a scarf, laying on the bed, with a quilt on his legs: of course, dear.
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