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be-queer-do-arson · 2 years ago

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Nicky's fanon personality is so interesting to me becuase when you actually read the books he just... not like that. He isn't a pure cinnamon roll! He's a chaotic asshole yall! He loves messing with people for the drama! Man hated Allison and Seth and he took every opportunity to fuck with them and he did it with a smile! And deadass Nicky only cried once during the whole series and it wasn't even on page! He was dramatic and sociable and more willing to be friendly than some of the others but he could also be an asshole when he felt like it! He's obnoxious as hell! He's literally that guy who can't shut the fuck up about his semester abroad! He was lumped in as one of the monsters for a reason! Mischaracterized king

#he's dramatic and he's fun but he's actually not that sweet and sincere #come to think of it I'm not sure it was even heavily implied that he cried i think i just assumed that he did after Thanksgiving #anyways end the dumb two dimensional twink version of nicky 2k23 #he's got LAYERS baby!!!#aftg #nicky hemmick #all for the game #the foxhole court #the raven king #also i do absolutely think allison and nicky became friends later but he explicitly didn't like her in the beginning

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manygeese · 1 month ago

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this is going to be embarrassing if this gets no notes but WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT MY VALGRACE SMALL TOWN AU.

#please say yes #this came to me in a vision from whichever gods are real #basically Piper’s family owns and runs a farm #Leo got adopted by them after his mom died #piper runs the farm with her dad while Leo works at the local high school as the shop teacher and robotics club sponsor #(on the weekends Leo helps his cousins out at the Valdez family garage)#Jason just got fired from his dad’s company in the big city #he decided to just remove himself from the picture and move to this small town to take it slow for once in his life #he ends up working as a farmhand at Piper’s farm (along with several other miscellaneous jobs)#Leo’s first thought upon seeing Jason is ‘oh shit im gay’#meanwhile Jason’s is ‘oh good! I always liked twinks’#leo valdez #piper mclean #jason grace #valgrace #HAPPY TO ELABORATE ON THIS. ALL YOU NEED TO SAY IS LIKE ONE WORD AND I WILL YAP ABT IT TO U #small town affair valgrace au

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gumseoi · 9 months ago

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*Gets cutely bodied by a fed gremlin*

#league of legends #shieda kayn #fanart #kayn league of legends #ezreal #ezreal league of legends #apparently this scythe wielding stinky man has TWO forms??#I learned this after the match #HE DIDNT TRANFORMG AT ALL DURING OUR GAME??#THE DUDEE WHO PLAYED KAYN 1v8 US #YES HELLO I AM NEW TO LEAGUE #I JUST WANTED TO PLAY A CUTE TWINK AND HAVE FUN

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year ago

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Pictures that fuel the 007 vettonso au that exists in my head(for now)

Also go listen to "You Know My Name", and think of Vettonso while doing so because I think it is SOOOOOO them coded(but also f1 in general tbh.) And also if you've seen Casino Royale, hey, remember that chair scene? >:)

#anwyays some thoughts on the au:#thinking that seb is Bond of course and Nando is a former 00 agent whos gone rogue ��#(<- so basically like Raoul Silva lol)#(also my god basically im weirdly obsessed w the daniel craig bond movies(mostly casino royale) +#(+ bcs my brother and i watched all of them in two days last Christmas so theyre just forever embedded in my consciousness ig)#(SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME YKNOW)#tbf the only reason this au is just in my head is bcs it would require me to draw them more masc handsme #bcs bond is not a twink(😔) and im not good at drawing men like that so UGH #mayne one day itll make its way into art. would you guys be satisifed w chibis? 🥺#i wanna recreate one of those iconic movie poster poses or smth but yeah not my forte ig #but if i was drawinf LESBIAN james bond id be on it instantly(one day. one day...)#<- speaking of that. fucking hilarious how i can only draw fem men and masc women. duality!!!#but gaahhhh yeah this au is sponsored by eternal casino royale brainrot #just imagining vettonso playing cat and mouse is so !!!!!#also side note. all these pics are from various fia galas. waahhhh wouldnt that be an interesting setting for a bond film #i bet bond would like f1 🤭🤭 fast cars!!#also bond au btw literally originally just comes from the fact that they both race for Aston...its just so fitting #the fact that seb actually named his amr21 after a bond girl!!#well dw bcs Fernando in this can be both his bond villain and his bond girl. dualityq #fernando is an mi6 agent(0014) who seb looks up to but he defects and turns evil bcs seb gets promoted above him #as grace said when i told her this: seb would be a great Bond with his cockiness and jokes and confidence etc etc #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #catie.rambling.txt

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charlesemersonwinchesteriii · 2 years ago

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Garak is So much right from his first episode. Laura Palmer of Cardassia over here trying to get laid, foil a terrorist plot, AND work a retail shift, all while high as fuck. Dude’s schedule in Past Prologue is FULL.

#Star Trek: Deep Space 9 #Past Prologue really reveals how immediately dickmatized he is by Julian cause it's Julian at some of his absolute peak autism obliviousnes #and Garak still wants him so bad. utterly pathetic to see. I'm obsessed with them.#also it sucks how we have to wait sooooooooo fucking long to see Garak again after that but it's also kind of hysterical #like DS9 said there is a full on Cardassian spy loose in the station. we will not be following up on this for an entire season btw.#he's just. hangin around.#Starky's Original Posts #Starky's Text Posts #garashir #garashir best ship because it's literally a former torturerspyassassin (all at once) whose tragic backstory is literally whatever you want #and the world's most adorable puppyish angelic twink who still sleeps with a teddy bear #STRAIGHT OUTTA WATTPAD FANFIC. I FUCKING LOVE YOU STAR TREK YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH #also didn't mean to imply that Julian's autism obliviousness is not an extremely sexy trait of his bc it is I just meant like #you wouldn't have thought it'd be so sexy to. a Cardassian and a spy. it's soooo funny #the way he has to desperately try to explain that the suit fitting is a metaphor. absolutely dickmatized RIP.

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pegging-satan · 2 years ago

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The likelihood of Chuuya being the next PM boss and Kunikida guaranteed to be the ADA president,,, that bitch Dazai is living the y/n wattpad life

#it’s just that this concept is infinitely funny to me his bitch ass would never shut up about it #he’s fucking the heads of two of the most powerful organisations his head is in the mf clouds #after all Why wouldn’t it be. lucky bastard Istg #man. I just wish that the transfer of power isn’t like. violent. I just want my love fukuzawa to retire peacefully #him and mori can go on like a retirement vacation or something maybe renew their vows (cannibalism arc style)#have an overdue honeymoon maybe idk the city’s not their problem anymore #they know that their second-in-commands are capable enough and of course there’s Dazai as the bridge #ahhh yes I banish canon mori to the depths of hell ~~#that reality doesn’t exist for me thx. I can fix him and I did by disregarding canon and headcanoning him as a slay girlypop twink bottom #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #bsd kunikida

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hermitw · 2 months ago

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#jjk manga spoilers #But if you've made it thus far without being spoiled... How #I still expect him to be alive next chapter and possibly w sukuna (as a vessel or feeding his nailed fingie to a corpse) but I digress #Gojo Satoru #My fav is after prison realm I love him so much #Before it he was just. Masking all the time and I get it. I get what that's like. It's so exhausting and out of touch with yourself and slee #P deprivation is like a drug. He still cared and did the best he knew but after prison realm?#Twink death Gojo is so... Real. He's no longer running on adrenaline and sugar. He's just. Emotionally exhausted.#Idk I love him #gojo death #Satoru Gojo #jjk manga #jujutsu kaisen spoilers #jjk #jujutsu kaisen

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basofy · 1 year ago

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN GARTH IS IN THE SEXYPEDIA WIKI !?!??!?!?!?

I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO SEE THIS TODAY

WHY IS HIM THERE BUT NOT OLAN IVE SEEN SO MUCH THIRSTY ART OF OLAN TOO GHGHHJDHJDFHJDFHJG

#ive been laughing super weirdly for 10 minutes im dead #PALE TWINK AJSAHAFSA #UNKEMPT BEING A SEXYMAN TRAIT AGSAHAAHAGAFDF well its true #lisa rpg #garth lisa rpg #PUT QUEEN ROGER IN THE WIKI TOO WHATS WRONG WITH YOUUU #i feel like im having a fever dream #I LITERALLY LOOKED FOR HIM IN THE WIKI LAST YEAR AND HE WASNT THERE #AND RIGHT AFTER THAT HE GOT ADDED #i feel like brad and terry should be there too to an extent #MF BUZZO AND RANDO SHOULD BE IN IT BUT I ONLY FOUND HIM NO WAYY #i was just translating an img with google lens and it took me here i was not expecting this at all

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ofwolvesandshatteredshields · 4 months ago

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#northernlion #NL: I am an ally and happily celebrate Pride Month. I definitely know the most common type of guy who would use a strap on #(to be clear this clip does not offend me at all i just think it's very funny)#(second funniest NL LGBT+ moment after the time when he wasn't sure whether he was allowed to say 'twink')

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kinokoshoujoart · 1 year ago

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this is the ideal man. you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

#is the disco clown genre of man still irresistible to ladies after 20 years?#no. it’s also irresistible to every other gender now. — rock sosawl #dude trust me they’ll all show up any second now. they’re just shy. i have to be ready #sos awl #rock tumbling (sos)#bokumono #this line is from later chapters. his only life goal is to be the most fuckable man in the worlds smallest dating pool #he still manages to be in last place every single time #cora clownposting content #bitchless behavior #ideal male form is 5’2 babyfaced twink with the dicaprio cut and the leisure suit larry fit #and he’s fucking right too

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jacqcrisis · 10 months ago

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Astarion: I just need a little blood

Ronan, a 350lb walking mass of muscle and meat: Hm... I do have a lot of that.

#why isnt that a dialogue option #why is it all kind of skeeved out #ronans into it #hell yeah the foppish twink can bite him #he saw astarion covered in blood after a fight and just #had one hell of time #he is not getting a good grade in cleric today #god i want to write fanfic so bad #bg3

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firelise · 1 year ago

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for real, what would you do if u walked into an airbnb situation and these people said "we can be your friends"? (its a get out situation for me, personally)

#molly u in danger girl these people are CRAZY #only friends the series #only friends spoilers #ofts #only friends #camille watches #what do u think his rating will be after he gets into an entanglement with mew and top #'2/5 stars the pool was really nice and everything was really clean but they kept throwing parties and fighting and yelling #it was just really toxic i don't know why theyre even friends theyre all fucking each other and then i tried to fuck the twink and now #suddenly I"M THE BAD GUY? okay. but yea it was really close to a nice coffee shop i would recommend that if you stay there'

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widevibratobitch · 7 months ago

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he would not be a fucking twink

#forget 'he wouldnt fucking say that' (tho yea. he wouldnt). if i see another fanart of him as a dorky twink ill rip my eyes outta my skull #not saying who. lets just say. getting into a new fandom #(kinda against my will but oh well i dont control what my brain chooses as its new comfort show)#just isnt worth it sometimes 🥴#especially after i got so spoiled by the t/error fandom. fandom of all time. to me. <3

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runningatypufullspeed · 8 months ago

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WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE TO SEE MY FUGLY UGLY ASS ALLEGORY OF THE CAVE X FAHRENHEIT 451 CROSSOVER DRAWING THAT I WAS FORCED TO DO FOR SCHOOL….. ITS SO UGLY AND MONTAG IS

WHITE.

AND THE HOUNDS ARE DISGUSTING THE COLORING IS SO SHITTY AND MILDRED …. Well ok she looks alright kindof but the COLORING ….. SKETCH WAS BETTER but do you guys. Do you still want to see it…….,,,,,,

ALSO NO OFFENSE TO WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE I LOVE YOU GUYS 🫶😁👍 within reason

#like ok maybe it isn’t. THAT bad #NO NO I TAKE THAT BACK I JUST LOOKED AT IT RIGHT NOW AND THE COMPOSITION IS ALL FUCKING VOER THE PLACE #IT. IT IS. THAT BAD #IF YOU GUYS SAY YESS YOULL SEE #ok but nasty bad art aside I know some of you will be asking why white Montag is such a bad thing and #there isn’t anything wrong with it!!! it’s just that for me personally #after I did a bit more thinking I was. physically incapable of perceiving Montag as anything other than POC/nonwhite #so when I look back at my old f451 art and stare into the eyes of a pale skittish twink it just #it doesn’t click. like that isn’t MY Montag if ykwim #now trembling BROWN skittish twink. that’s a different story #AGAIN I DONT have any issues with ppl making their own versions white I just think that . for me specifically. he looked a bit funny #a little off. a bit too crackerish for my liking #where is bros melanin 😭#I’m complaining right now but if I wanted to I could just… go in and try and make the skin tone darker #I might do that depending on how tired I feel after doomscrolling #also if it matters even though I have read the book over at least 8 times now not once have I touched either of the movies.#and it will STAY THAT WAY. until I completely log my notes for the book #then I can move on to the movies 🥰#but I will admit 2018 did sort of lead me to having a change of heart w my design. just a little. just a teensy bit. kinda. sort of?#actually not really now that I think about it #I have my own reasons.#TOO MANY WHITE PEOPLE MY EYES THEY BURN AAAYHHHHH MY EYES OW OW OW OWIEEEE #my Beatty design was so white that my eyes developed stage 4 cataracts #I needed a palate cleanser that WASNT Millie… oh god my Millie design…#she was white there too. terrible #it’s okay… 💔 I’ve since learned and moved on #ARGH GUYS I DONT HATE WHITE PEOPLE I JUST THINK THAT MORE SKIN COLOR VARIATIONS WOULD E NICE

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tenitchyfingers · 8 months ago

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God I’m gonna get you so thoroughly filled up with cum. I promise, love

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chemicalarospec · 9 months ago

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my haircut inspo board filled with the ugliest men on earth and one woman who looks like young william beckett.

#after he cut his hair it was all over for him (refering to recent reuninion footage). now he just looks like a douche. 'twink death'* lol #(*aging. it's normal. but still- he looks super different. and somehow like a worse person??)#(I feel a little bad being so mean. esp bc either he died his hair silver or it's gone all gray. but WHY the kpop haircut.)#(i've been watching live recordings of TAI - not even sure why but they are my number 1 band rn)#saw one clip on here and i guess that inspired me #yearbook sent out a survey but it was anonymous so i actually put william beckett as my celebrity crush. the only other person i could thin #of was timothy chalemet tho. and i don't find him that pretty. 'i've become enamoured by william beckett's awkard yet cute appearance'#then i flamed the survey for asking 'trump or biden' like it was just a cute preference question ^_^#I said this #haircut aspirations #ok the truth is i took off the ugliest of the men #but there's this one guy with absolutely FRIED hair but it's the closest to my desired style i've got. he's a little ugly

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