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random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄
#and they were forced to raise each other...#baked bean originals#avatar the last airbender#atla#katara#sokka#sorry hakoda i don't think you count#couldn't have you just left one dude back home instead of giving your 13 yr old kid a martyr complex#cmon man#i don't think he's a bad dad but that was not the best decision
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The real reason Michael has a British accent in FNAF…
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#jeremy fitzgerald#william afton#bonnie bully#fnaf bonnie#fnaf foxy#fnaf fanart#THIS IS MY GAME THEORY……#Listen the only explanation to why Michael and Elizabeth are somehow British#is William just forced them to be#like idk why he’d do it#maybe it’s so his kids stay similar to his image#if it was just Michael I could say maybe he was born in Britain#but Elizabeth got it too#Michael grew up solely on British media to make sure he kept the accent#drank only tea and beans on toast#THIS UNSERIOUS but i genuinely find it so funny that#the Aftons in the games are just British#imagine the bite of 83 but all with British accents (besides Michael’s friends)#also hey Bonnie bully mentioned 🩵#I gotta draw Michael’s other two friends sometime too!!
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absolutely obsessed with the idea that during the night blitz would get up from his beanbag because stolas looked so sad on the couch, and place one of his plushies next to him. maybe lift stolas' arm and place it under it so he could cuddle it before returning to the beanbag.
then, a few moments later, he considers things, thinks about just how much stolas has lost, and gets another.
and this continues, getting up and down all night until stolas is completely fucking buried under blitz's goddamn horse collection.
#he's just trying to help#he's such a sweet good bean#its like when kids or dogs bring you their toy when you're upset#stolas#stolitz#blitz#blitzo#blitzø#stolas ars goetia#stolas goetia#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#salem rambles
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what a gentleman!!
#my hero academia#mha#bnha#boku no hero academia#mha fanart#bnha fanart#izuku midoriya#mha deku#todoroki shouto#tododeku#todoizu#izutodo#westy doodles#comic#i dont even know if i like this comic but i spent too long on it not to post it LMFAOOOO#i just feel like theyd be the friends who everyone thinks are dating cuz. why wouldnt they be#and izu finds out all his coworkers think hes married to fucking pro hero shouto and hes just like#wait what#my little green bean#tdiz
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Jill pulled down my intersex inclusive pride flag AGAIN
Jon came home and saw the destruction she'd wrought, and was like "Alright, you little homophobe, get downstairs!"
And we could hear mom laughing from her dining room
#jill the cat#jill beans valentine#jillybean#cats#mod post#my cat is a homophobe#or. she just really likes pulling things down iff the walls.#but she DOES like my husband more than she likes me... and he's straight... hrmmmm
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god. GOD. the underlying anger in everything terry writes really IS apparent in hogfather bc fuck u mean this is how things should be? no the fuck it shouldn't. poor people shouldn't have to be satisfied with what they get, that's just fucking capitalism. i REALLY like that terry decided to use death as projection for what he thinks bc death doesn't know anything and it has to be explained to him and by it being explained to him it shows how fucking stupid those things are. bc ok here's this world where an equivalent of santa ACTUALLY exists and, because it mirrors our world, it's still unjust. santa actually fucking exists in this world and he could give ANYONE ANYTHING bc he's essentially a god and people gave him that power by making him up, BUT because ppl imagined him in a way that poor people don't get shit (like they usually do) and rich people get EVERYTHING they want, he exists like that. whereas death has seen the absolutely WORST of humanity and he STILL thinks that's bullshit and it's not how it should be, it's just how it goes. bc capitalism is always capitalism where there's money and the world will always be fucked up as long as there are oppressor to hold it up. like i just.
#IT IS HOGSWATCH said Death AND PEOPLE DIE ON THE STREETS. PEOPLE FEAST BEHIND LIGHTED WINDOWS AND OTHER PEOPLE HAVE NO HOMES. IS THIS FAIR?#“Well of course that’s the big issue—” Albert began. THE PEASANT HAD A HANDFUL OF BEANS AND THE KING HAD SO MUCH HE WOULD NOT EVEN NOTICE#THAT WHICH HE GAVE AWAY. IS THIS FAIR? “Yeah but if you gave it all to the peasant then in a year or two he’d be just as snooty as the king#NAUGHTY AND NICE? said Death. BUT IT’S EASY TO BE NICE IF YOU’RE RICH. IS THIS FAIR?#“You did say we just had to do this so’s people’d believe—” he began and then stopped and started again.#“When it comes to fair master you yourself—”I AM EVENHANDED TO RICH AND POOR ALIKE snapped Death.#i love him i love him#discworld#gnu terry pratchett#discworld death#hogfather
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Two times when Colin “my wife” Bridgerton almost had a heart attack due to his wife who was like “fine, you want this? I’ll give you what you want 😊” and his reaction being 😧😧😧😥
#yeeesss going back to taking the piss about my lovely little dramatic bean is my favourite thing to do#like yes he had reasons but also I just really love him and taking the puss out of him#polin#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3
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Goodbye Yellow Brick Road! bonus:
#AU where tommorrow tea never happen and the golden power is a bit out of control for sure#lloyd garmadon#ninjago#ninjago lloyd#my art#lego ninjago fanart#If this isn't my last art of the year I'll actually knock myself out#golden ninja#golden lloyd#minus tommorow tea I guess#The power and his eyes being sort of a mix of all the elements is the best thing I've done actually#HE'S SO ADORABLE#hes just a smol bean#Rendering gold is actually awful#IT LOOKS NICE BUT#I have gotten better tho I feel like#this boy's too young to be singing the blueeeessss#Do you guys ever think about how mentally he was like this#I do#alot#lego ninjago
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Made in the Image of Bill
Closeups of the quality gets roasted (just like bills family) ->


#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#silas birchtree#silas birchtree fanart#gf bill cipher#bill cipher fanart#bill cipher#BRO I LOVE SILASSO MUCH YAYAYAYAYAYAYAHAHAHAGDGAHAVAAAA#YAYSGDHSHSGAHAAHAHAHA#ROTTING CORPSE#I LOVE IT SO MUCH#HOT TAKE MAYBE BUT THIS IS A BETTER VERSION OF MICHEAL AFTON#I LOVE THSI SO MUCH BROO#BILL#PEAKED HERE#BILL LITERALLY PEAKED WITH SILAS LMAO#also I love this his name means forest so it’s like a birch forest#Minecraft reference oh my gooodd#ANYWYAS#YES#ILL STAND BY THIS AND DIE ON THIS HILL#I FULLY THINK THAT#like bro bill went absolutely crazy#and indulged in every selfish thing he wanted to#HE WAS COPING AHAHAA#like#I just know everytime he reminded his multiple wives that he was the local epic god he would secretly mope about his family#idk maybe the his traumatic backstory beans on my mind too much and now I’m trying to include it into the narrative of EVERYTHING HES DONE#the book of bill#book of bill
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Drawing from a mini comic where the timeline is reset but Zuko still has all his memories
Minicomic here
#baked bean originals#I just like drawing sokkas mortified face and then checked out#absolutely humiliated by some fire nation ponytail freak and then your little sister and that stupid bald kid want to befriend him after he#starts lying about how you all were friends in a parallel universe or whatever#that's rough buddy#just realized it looks like zuko's doing some pathetic little thumbs up here#avatar the last airbender#atla#sokka#zuko#katara#aang#zuko time travel au
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It's going to happen soon, Big good luck Cross ;v;
one snowy night
[12/12] happy birthday, my little potato ♡
#zu art#comic#post dark cream#cross!sans#dream!sans#aim!sans#undertale#undertale au#utmv#birthday#preg!cross#this is a way too intimate moment to draw & share but by popular demand (from 2022)...///#the fandom rn: Cross said trans rights!! <3 meanwhile here: Cross just gave birth—#[insert the meme about 'getting periods but not anymore' XD]#baby Aim... so teeny tiny... scared and screamin!! ;w;#a (well forgotten?) fact: Cross can cry determination just like Killer :)#I was stunned after the inner question 'how did they know it was a boy?' O_o#like ok mb Dream can feel the energy and tell the difference (like it was with Lux) but what if he can't?? >:D#can't believe this tiny bean will become a huge potato ///
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This is what true love looks like. Btw.
#just realized his neck is twisted the wrong way#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 comics#soldier tf2#zhanna tf2#soldierzhanna#what is their ship name?#soldier x zhanna#bean’s post#bean tf2 posting#tw violence#I guess#tw neck injury#rip random australian sailor guy#he got better tho#did I spend an embarrassing amount of time editing this to show both the panels with the guy’s face? yes <3
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Art for @starlight-eclipsed's Doppelgänger AU! In which Legend, aka Legato, goes through Linked Universe for a second time, because time-travel shenanigans never cease (not that he's complaining). Go give it a read!
#fic rec#has 100% captured my heart#he's a smol pantless bean and i love him#my only regret is not adding caladbolg but i didn't know he had it at the time of drawing this#so legato just gets ~dance move pose~ instead#everyone needs a giant rainbow sword#if you can't defeat an enemy at least dazzle them with style#lu doppelganger au#linked universe#lu legend
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132- natural habitat
#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#daily beans#just watched his new vid#drew this while listening#id listen if he makes a podcast no joke
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bothering one another (book themed)
#hxh#leorio paladiknight#kurapika#leopika#art#leorio probably would not cheat on his tests for med school. or would he.....#i very recently rewatched the episode from the 1999 anime where his clothes are basically stuffed with cheat sheets so. it's on my mind#to be fair this whole chapter is just about beans. he does not need to remember this
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Big Brother Maul has gotten a new fan!
#she is the squishiest bean#I love her#maul just keeps collecting children#I’d like to believe that he’d be very good with children#he’s gonna have a crèche full of them#the return of my beautiful oc!#ta’ali kiish#star wars#milks artsies#maul#darth maul#jedi maul#jedi obimaul au#ahsoka#ahsoka tano
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