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Okay so, since Krueger is obsessed with Sweetheart. Does that make him a Yandere? I mean like after he first met her and is with her like lost puppy. Does one of the men’s notice his behavior?
Oh damn... I guess so? 🫢🫢🤔🤔🤔🤔 he does have yandere tendencies. Wow I guess I made him a Yandere 😭😭 BUT LIKE-- HE WOULDNT KILL JUST BECAUSE?? like "just because you talked to Sweetheart I wouldn't kill you immediately, I would just threaten you and be intimidating so you can back off and not make a move on my future wife." But if you hurt Sweetheart then yeah you're done. DONE.
And he isn’t the type to be “if I can’t have you, no one can” and kill off Sweetheart, or be the type to lock her in the basement or have sadistic punishments. GOD NO
He would throw up if he ever tHOUGHT of hurting Sweetheart like that. (He has gotten on his knees, legit sobbing like he lost a family member, and apologizing to her because he slapped her when she accidentally startled him— it was a reflex and Sweets understood but Kruger did not stop crying. And then he bought her a designer purse 💀) he’s just a really big love drunk guy that treats his future love like a fucking goddess.
He listens to Sweetheart only, (and Graves I guess because thats his boss) so whatever she says goes. She says to leave her alone? Alright I'll give you some space. (Even tho he would be crying) she says to beat up that guy cause he disrespected her capitan? Done and done. She says to stop threatening strangers that come up to her? ...eehhhh that's gonna be hard, but I'll do it.
He does it because he wants to please her. Like a lot.
It’s unhealthy how attached he is to her, but he’s still respectful. He doesn’t want to lose her, but he also doesn’t want to be alone anymore. Does that even make sense lol
But yeah, I guess he is a yandere. BUT LIKE A SOFT YANDERE WHO UNDERSTANDS SOME BOUNDARIES
And good lord, everyone notices every time Krueger is around. Especially König (since they're step-brothers in this) König has always seen Krueger act like this, but not to a person, so it was shocking to see that happen.
He's so restless and snappy when Sweetheart isn't around and always asks where she is and why she isn't here yet. And one time, Ghost is like "Calm down mate. She's just running some errands." And Krueger just tenses, and you can see in his body language that he's getting angry. "By herself? You let her go by herself!? Where? Which store!? Fuck!" And he storms out of the lounging area. That was when they all knew that Krueger had a different kind of love for Sweetheart. And was waaayyyyy different than them. They feel a bit awkward with him because they know he's unhinged and a bit psycho, especially when it comes to Sweetheart. He's a very skilled soldier and will not hesitate to rip and tear everyone that is around her in a heartbeat. And they know Krueger's distain towards them, except with Ghost, Roach and König, Krueger just toys around with him like the annoying big brother he is. With Ghost, he's kind of friends with because he knows that Ghost will sacrifice everything for Sweetheart just like him. And they also have somethings in common- like torturing people and watching football. (soccer) With Roach, Krueger likes him because he's quiet and has sadistic tendencies when it comes to fighting enemies.
(He doesn't like when Roach hangs off of Sweetheart tho)
He gets jealous and irritated easily when he doesn't get his way when Sweetheart is around them. Like with Soap, he HATES Soap so much omfg- that is his enemy. He sees how close they are to each other and sees how Soap touches her and vice versa (he has many violent fantasies when it comes to Soap. König knows about this and purposely makes him avoid the two when they are together) those two butt heads CONSTANTLY
Like one more word from that Scottish dumbass and he will put him under bro 💀
They see how clingy Krueger is when she gets back from a mission, especially a solo mission omg
He would just hug her from behind and sway back and forth, his hood draping over her head as well as his (the hood that she made him is huge) and Soap can hear him whisper praises to her and her giggles. He can also hear Krueger kissing Sweetheart. Where? He doesn't know. Hopefully, not on the lips. WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE TO ME WTFF
And Krueger will not. Let. Her go. AT ALL. Like if he comes over to their side of the base, Krueger takes allllll of the attention from her (I talked about this before) especially if they're taking a nap together, like he's sitting on the couch with Sweetheart cradled in his lap, asleep on his broad shoulder as his arms hold her. Gaz fucking hates when they take naps together, especially when he sees their breathing in sync (Like FUCK OFF) So one time, Gaz was sick of it. He reaches for Sweetheart but Krueger tightens his hold on her, and he growls so fucking low and animalistic like a damn rabid dog protecting its owner-- it legit scared him. (Especially when you can't see his face 💀) And Krueger just says, "mine." In the lowest voice Gaz has ever heard-- he just backs up and leaves (AND WASN'T HE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP??? LIKE IS HE MAGICAL-)
Krueger is something else yall 💀 can't wait to write more of him with Sweetheart 🤭🤭
#hes delulu yall#and a soft yandere too i guess LOL#DIDNT EVEN NOTICE IT AT FIRST TBH#sebastian krueger x reader#krueger x reader#call of duty#sebastian krueger#black fem reader#cod x y/n#141 sweetheart#141 sweetheart x krueger#hunter's ask lounge ☕️
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i kept thinking about this during the quest
#cyno#tighnari#cynonari#genshin#genshin impact#like honestly the end he like drags yall to the tree#and i was like omg theyre gonna get engaged#real delulu thoughts this whole quest#also i love sethos#not related but i just wanted everyone to know#sumeru
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Dottore is the kind of guy who would secretly love for you to dominate him. He would love it when you challenge him. There would always be frequent classroom discussions in the Akademiya but no one would dare argue against him, because he's a smartass and he knows it. Until you do. And you actually make some good points against him. After debates in class, Zandik goes back to his room and fumes and paces back and forth, cursing you but inwardly he knows he liked that shit. He likes the look on your face when you carefully narrow your eyes and smile, politely egging him on to continue. He likes it when you tease him with that intelligent mind of yours. And it also meant you took his ideas seriously which... no one really does. Even in the Fatui, he loves it. Y'all are the kind of couple who debate while kissing... in between breathes you state your reasoning and push him down against the desk/bed, and then the positions are flipped as he does the same to you when he speaks. But then you do it again with more force... and yeah it's just a never-ending cycle (neither of you give in.) It gets pretty crazy sometimes when you're countering the Harbinger in front of the whole lab. Just don't do it too much in front of them please because this can't become the all-knowing Doctor's reputation. Okay, really I just think we need more readers who could and would put him in his place from time to time ❤️
#smooches talks#dottore love notes <3#delulu is off the charts today yall!#i wrote this before exams to cope (he's my motivation for studying)
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just gotta love how the fandom entirely freaked out over the lando bestie comment from daniel like the ‘i <3 MV’ thing never happened right in front of our salad
#like out of all the things we want to freak out over#it’s gonna be 333’s bond with each other?#come awn#these bitches have been obsessed with each other for a decade#max just hard launched them on main#all fun and game until i saw this one girlie on X like ‘he doesn’t want to feed into the maxiel delusion’#like that man hasn’t just giggled twisted his hair going on and on about how max replied to his midnight texts 100% of the time#the same daniel who basically has the word max tattooed on his forehead?#yeah right#they are the biggest maxiel girlies actually#it’s all their fault#it’s all delulu at the end of the day why yall non maxiel gotta be nasty 🙄#maxiel#daniel ricciardo#max verstappen#f1
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Ik we're saying that Alastor was just bullshitting to get under Luci's skin but let me fucking pretend pls
#alastor#lucifer#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin lucifer#like c'monnn let the girlies pretend he committed an accidental adoption when he originally just wanted to laugh at ppl trying to b#it's fun.#fun as hell#like serious accidental found family shenanigans ''i hate yall'' meanwhilw would throw hands w/ anyone who tried it#idkkk let the girlies be delulu till next episode
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#persona 4#p4#persona 4 dancing all night#p4d#hanamura yosuke#yosuke hanamura#souyo#lmao i WISH i could make this up but even this shortened scene was exactly that#naoto and rise show up during the summer and yosuke's first comment to them isnt even hi its hey wheres yu#YOSUKE LISTEN BUDDY YOU ARE SO HEAD OVER THE HEELS LOVESTRUCK ALL YOUR EYES SEE IS YU#and thats so cute actually#also wait im sorry but i just realised yu is wearing a v neck tee in the summer scenes#as in yosuke's iconic tee shirt?? IS HE WEARING YOSUKE'S SHIRT?? DID HE TAKE ONE OF YOSUKE'S SHIRTS WITH HIM WHEN HE WENT BACK HOME???#GUYS IM GOING INSANE#something something haha they look like theyre in couple's clothing except im not even sure its a joke#the sameish tone of pale pink and baby blue the vertical vs horizontal stripes like omfg i swear#i cant make this shit up yall im either so far down the delulu hole or#i actually opened up this game to grab another screen shot but i got distracted by this extra chapter that ive missed#also yosuke's hair here is cropped shorter than usual and he looks so cute and his neck looks so bare without the headphones wait yosuke#are you showing off your neck to someone somehow-#/is shot#wait this is ALSO one of those few times we get to see yu's neck so prominently hes always wearing high collars otherwise#the lgtv alarms are going off
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Oh btw. Here's the silly billy
:3
size comparison under the cut
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I'm like 5'6 I think and the guy in the size comparison is me so someone taller would be a bit taller than that I think
#recent lore update has been WILD btw#also damien is back which is SHOCKING but hes mainly just a husk#hes like laying unmoving in the corner#currently drawing what my mind looks like rn (shroomie is out rn so she wont be there) but i think bob is somewhere near (worrying)#anyways!!!#stitch art#art#:3#oc#oc art#dragon#fluffy dragon#feathered dragon#they r so kind omg#and soft#might yap abt my guys or mind some time but also i dont wanna let yall know how delulu i am#hmm
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jjk friends…. how are we feeling that gege announced there’s only five more chapters…….. is this really our jujutsu kaisen…..
#vic chats#yall am i delusional to think he won’t kill anyone off in these next five chapters#idc wtf happens anymore this manga is cooked i just want yuta to live#i can be delulu and conjure my own happy ending via delusions perfectly fine i live in delusions always i’ve been doing that just fine#i have been living in a state of delusion ever since aot ended ill do it w jjk too i just need yuta to live i can do the rest
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Low mileage...
So does anyone else have random thoughts like "who takes Jimin's Porsche Panamera out to gas it up?" Certainly not Jimin. He barely drives it.
He's driven it less than 7000 miles in the approximately 3 years he's owned it.
Lately, he probably only takes it out to check on his construction projects. And when he has some downtime, maybe excursions across the river for the occasional home cooked ramen meal. Just double the recipe for two servings...
Hmmm. Also random: when does Kookie take his motorcycle out for a spin?
#jikook#jimins porsche#yall tryin to make me think i was delulu that he drove a porsche#i was right#you should listen to me i know some shit#not really#just kidding but lowkey not#let him kook#kook cooks#hard to imagine jimin driving himself around#that was his car starting in the random sounds on Interlude: Dive
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rgg where’s all the kiwami 2 daigo merch…. an acrylic stand is not enough….
rgg doesnt like money cause i wouldve taken out a loan for him
#snap chats#y2 daigo plushie ........ he would be my everythign ...#real delulu land is hoping for an official puffer or necklace#'snap you can just use a regular white puffer' no i want the exact style and black inning it is not possible finding such a thing#it dont even gotta be the same material just give me that rounded collar and black inside and we'll be set#same business with the necklace .... i know yall fuck with jewelry making mk ........#anyway y2 daigo body pillow when. tied up pls
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*horny confused screaming intensifies*
#mona's sessions#UMHBH SIR?????????#RESPECTFULLY WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCK IN THIS FUCKING UNIVERSE#SIR PLEASE BANG CHAN SIR#I AM A WOMAN WITH AN EMTPY HOLEEEEE#im foaming at the mouth like a feral dog#I CAN BARK#he's mental for this#first the breakup then the very delulu ig posts#AND NOW THIS#WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME BANG CRISTOPHER CHAN#Guys i dont think im alive#i cant feel my legs#nor my pulse#goodbye yall it was nice knowing yall
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how are all those girls literally drooling over this man like please
he looks like every other white boy ever
he’s so mid
#shitpost#fypage#fyp#whatever#foryou#tumblr fyp#lol#matt sturniolo#yall are delulu#ok well …#so am i#but he’s still mid
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just saw the worst take ever. like in history of takes.
#gin is just like me omg only i know him right#hes highly empathetic but terrified of being open so he can be very cruel and mean to people who#want to get to know him or be friends#so he pushes everyone away especially those who he cares for the most#omfg yall bitches dumbbb istgg#withoutalicespeaks!#no hate though I'm just being a prick rn#he literally does care for rangiku okay shes not the delulu one here#its just scary for him bc he knows the *consequences* of being close to someone like fr fr
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Feel myself falling back into the loophole again :/ I have some serious emotional competency issues or however u say it, feeling like ppl hate me if I'm treated "differently " feel "ignored" or what- idek and that might not even be the case ..why do I affect myself so much I wanna get out this house so badly.
#im delulu#desperate#seeking validation#in need of reassurance#or some shit#asks open always#dms open#yeah family shit#i doubt my brother hates me but my mind i feel like he do because of mood swings#this happens sometimes but ig its awkward now due to last weekend#smh my head#past trauma#idk yall#pls god bless me with a job or a man#this shit is ridiculous#im losing my mind being here#very sensitive#sad on other things#girl hysteria#babygirl things#confession#girlblog ♡#ventcore#vent post#cw#tumblr fyp#follow#dollie#girlcore#mine
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#yall I got played btw 😂😭😭😭#in real life I mean#and I’m laughing but it’s actually so sad#but it’s also embarrassing#you’d think I’d recognise the red flags by now when it comes to the male species#seeing as I literally write about toxic fuckboy men all the time#you’d think I’d know what goes on in their heads#you’d think I’d be smarter about things#YOU’D THINK I WOILDNT BE DELULU#but I was#and now that I’m looking back at all our chats and remembering all our conversations#I’m like WOW WHY WAS I BEING STUPID#blind to all the red flags fr 😭😭#but I swear this guy was saying stuff to me that I make the guys in my fanfics say#like the smoothest mf shit 😂😂😭😭#I hate myself fr bc I haven’t even told yall the worst part#the part that makes me wanna DIEEE#he was………..#younger than me 🥲🥲🥲🥲😭😭😭😭😭😭#SNXJSNXKSKKS SOMEBODY SLAP ME#I HATE MSYELF#anyways#it ended a while ago I was just too embarassed to talk about it#but I’m finally coming to terms with it#😭😭😂😂😂😂
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#another diary post lol#we were texting a little bit over this past week bc i couldn't see him#and the convo was p dry and slow which made me feel like shit#but then last night he started talking to me more and playing more scrabble with me#and it escalated yall he was on some freak shit 👀#and afterward he was telling me how much he missed me#he's pulling me right back in lmfao#and i'm seeing him tonight :) and i'm super excited#delulu is the solulu 😗✌#personal
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