#hes actually so real but bruh
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
oh Im so unwell... life destroyed, the vn destroyed me who could've predicted it.... I am bawling in shock I had to stare in awe for the credits it's so expected but the sliver of hope killed me....
#ramble#it was his special ending#I am slowly feeling sick because of it#like I am so dramatic but I feel like vile is coming up#like I didnt bawl that much its more the shock and stress#I thought he would better himself somewhere else and wed see him- despite spoilers#and bam why did he do that#it makes sense its so him#but why why why why why why why why why#you cant fix it... hes either broken or gone#im so unwell I dont know how to continue#I jk but ik the other routes will not destroy me like his#but im still scared bruh...#I feel like rewatching that ending because I am in shock and going through 5 stages of grief rn denial#I rlly was like wow its going to be bittersweet#I was so wrong bruh its not funny... I mean it can be but its rlly not#how do I continue after that erm#hes actually so real but bruh#why couldnt they go together
0 notes
Text
I feel too many people think of brax as a psychopath and Jason as a dumb jerk and Benny as just a girlboss it’s kinda insane because I don’t think these people ever read like. Any brax books or Jason books. orz
#ivq listens to bf#jason kane#bernice summerfield#irving braxiatel#Benny is more understandable since like she is the action hero#however I hate strong female characters and girlbosses with a passion like women don’t owe people sassiness and stoicism#To be a good character. That’s like the opposite of misogyny but it horseshoes back to misogyny again for putting women into boxes#When women can do anything#Read nobody’s children !!!!#While brax… like blame it on miles richardson bruh I don’t really fw his depiction of brax after collection era#Also brax is SO sentimental in the books#And Jason . Is actually the smartest human character btw like he is actually a real genius. Forget doggles if Jason didn’t outsmart brax#and brax didn’t **** him for it he would be the perfect computer engineer brax was looking for#But bros literally too smart and heroic for his own good
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
y’all this might sound blasphemous lmao but… i can’t wait till messi retires from international football so i can stop giving a shit about argentina nt and their racist transphobic asses 💀💀💀
#don’t want him to retire bc i love watching him play at the highest levels#but also can’t fucking WAIT till he retires so i don’t have to ‘support’ this team anymore#i’ve been telling my dad this for years lol and every time he laughs at me bc my fandom is so conditional#but like bruh#I ACTUALLY SUPPORT BRAZIL NT#SWORN ENEMIES OF ARGENTINA NT#so yeah messi you’re gonna need to get on out so i can go back to supporting my real nt 🥰🫶🏼#literally i only care about the argentinian players playing well if it means messi’s gonna get a trophy :D otherwise it’s fuck argentina#brasil olé olé olé#sorry brazilians don’t come for me for being a fake fan okay i’m just a girl 😔 who loves her GOAT but hates the nt he plays for#oh and#FUCK racism#and FUCK transphobia#if that wasn’t already clear
14 notes
·
View notes
Note
word vomit anon back!!!
pirate majima game is funny...watching people complain abt rgg ruining majima is super funny because he's been a silly guy for like 7 games and a serious guy in one...can he not be silly again...just once more??? (also im sure this game is gonna be emotional in some way shape or form) also k3 heads stay in line yokoyama said it was coming one day he never said soon lol
'k3 heads stay in line' PLEAAASSEE VJLKEALKJ youre right tho i cant lie ....
on the real though yeah no like. majima can be serious at times but generally he's a zany guy, it'd be illegal not to capitalize on that in SOME regard
#snap chats#HI WVA WELCOME BAAAACCCCK#but yeah that isnt to say you cant love a silly character and the serious aspects of them ofc#it just shouldnt be unrealistic that theyd want to be a lil funny with him when thats a big part of his appeal#and rgg always has a way of sneaking in emotion into its games anyhow so theres surely gonna be somethin#my bestie's bet is that makoto's gonna be the real treasure majima finds in the end </3 and he wont even remember her this is so sad </3#id probably kms ill be tbh so im glad thats not gonna happen !!!!!#total topic pivot time cause i had the funniest interaction with my grandma's minister#he was visitin and we were alone in the kitchen and hes like 'has anyone told you you looked like the actress from beauty and the beast'#and i was like 'no no ones ever said that to me actually !!!" i think he was referring to sonoya mizuno thats the only one i could guess#but yeah he was just like 'can i get a picture with you my daughter loves beauty and the beast'#like chief im not sonoya mizuno but fuck it sure hwy not. ive always wondered what its like being a celebrity vajelkjal#funny day my fridays turning out to be i tell you that#anyway i say all this cause i think he had like shea butter hand lotion cause now my hands just smell like damn lotion#it distracting .. its a nice smell but still bruh my hands did not smell like thsi before they smelled like LAVENDER#ive met him only once before and when i did he told me i had a strong handshake and now this is the price i pay. shea butter hands
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
Mr. Sweeny portrait from the Keeper Sexyman polls of 2024.
#thank god I'm not posting these in real time#y'all would be just as sick of me as i am#i feel like a broken record! like sexyman sexyman woman 2023 2024 2020 keeper keeper quan sweeny kesler timkin sexy#it's neverending!!!!!!!! y'all are so lucky I'm spacing them out#I'm sick of myself with this 😭😭#putting in these tags on september 18th mind you#been scheduling for DAYS bruh#abyways. the actual tags now#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fanart#kotlc mr sweeny#mr sweeny#keeper of the lost cites fanart#ladles poll-traits#i just know there's nothing in this mans tags. nada. he's so obscure
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
He is NOT doing well in that cemetery
#big city greens#bigcitygreens#bigcitygreensfanart#fanart#chip whistler#how the fuck did he even survive that god awful crash bruh#he definitely smells like shit#HAS BRO EVEN SHOWERED????#where did he even get those nice ass clothes from#DID HE DIG UP SOMEONES GRAVE TO GET THEM THAT WOULD BE ACTUALLY SO FUNNY#i hope he dies for real this time/hj
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
tiktok and tumblr stop stalking the ex victim of a stalker to send him photos of his stalker and re-traumatize him challenge
#also stop saying he's the one in the wrong and stalking his ex-girlfriend to harass her/traumatize her challenge#also also stop glorifying the show challenge#(99.9% of people fail this challenge :00)#bruh it was the most liked comment on a tik tok video saying that he purposely made her uglier than she was (she was an ugly fuck to start)#i don't fat shame normally but i will 100% fat shame that bitch to the point of body dysmorphia and hope she suffers horribly in the future#never the actress tho she was great#if i see ANYONE coming for the actress i'm throwing hands#also darrien i hope he steps on a lego and overdoses on his drugs#actually i wish both experience what it was like for donny all the fear all the pain all the trauma everything i hope they know the sufferi#anyway i just finished baby reindeer and holy SHIT i have never related to a character more since i first saw angel dust#fuck martha and darrien#there's a special place in hell for them#and when i die and go down to hell i'm going to make them wish they were with them six limbed devils#psa; THIS IS ABOUT REAL PEOPLE THEY'RE NOT CHARACTERS#end of my rant now this pissed me off with how people are so hyper focused on martha and everything about her that it makes it seem like sh#+e is the only good person here and the only victim because OF SOME SOPPY FUCKING DUMB STORY AT THE END WHERE HER PARENTS FOUGHT FUCK HER N#+O ONE LOVES YOU AND I HOPE NO ONE EVER LOVES YOU TIK TOK SHE IS NOT THE VICTIM DONNY IS AND YOU ARE ALL TOO DUMB TO REALISE PAST YOUR HYPE#+R FEMENIST ALL MEN ARE EVIL BULLSHIT#*sigh*#i'm fine i swear#i'll delete this later maybe#if i remember it
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
this is so life changin fr i feel like doing things that i cant explain rn my hands ar wshaking and reachin under to touch skmthing but im just forcingmyself not to rn cuz im a goodgirl officer tenennenenene
#biker danheng save meeee#honkai star rail#hsr#my art#genshin impact#seaadc#☆ sea talks!#IM SO DOWNBAD FRIEJZNQA#yall im married w this man sry#THIS MF MINE#dan heng#he’s mine guys#requests open#art#fanart#RRRSAHHHHHH🦅🦅🦅#im so feral rn im actually shaking#k wanna touch myself wnd imagine its dsnheng like fr bruh#me wanna do sh rn wish he was real wish he was mine I MEAN HE IS BUT YK
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
everytime i think about kowloon generic romance and its latest chapters i get so upset 😔
#she has no real friends!! she does but like. bruh. when it comes to kudou it’s like. GIRL STAND UP 😭#it makes me sad because like. she deserves love and validation for who she currently is as a person but obviously kudou is with her to chas#phantoms of who she originally was and it’s like. at first i was like ok. i get it. grief. you loved her original. i get it!! like i love h#r too you are not special. but then they fucked despite all that and im like ok i think he actually needs to die.#genuinely want him dead omg 😭😭 because like. who are you even thinking about when ur doing this!! it’s not the person in front of u. no#consideration of her feelings. like die lol#like every moment he’s with b he’s searching for a. it’s not fair to her lmao. and!! iirc he knows that she does not want to be compared so#as for b i get that the love she feels for kudou is her own and chasing that love is a way of affirming her own existence but like.#i wish she loved herself a bit more than she does currently. because that is honestly bird behavior 😭😭#she’s trying her best tho :/ she didn’t ask for any of this but omg. reading this is making me insane and not in a good way#kowloon generic romance spoilers#kgr spoilers#just in case :)#also we’re just now getting into a was as a person. about time >:/#I SWITCHED B AND A ARGHHH
1 note
·
View note
Text
Ohhhh hahahaaaaah fuck lol
Lmfao apparently the reason I wasn't Alarmed™ when a truck almost hit our car yesterday, despite normally being Stressed ASF™ in cars is because I was hitting the idc-if-i-die-rn point lmao
#vent#kind of?#no definitely vent post ig#i should feel bad? probably? but i just kinda feel eh abt it#tw: sui thoughts#tw: sui ideation#tw suicidality#ive been in several car crashes and have been jumpy since then. they all happened in the same fucking year too lol#real reason i broke up w/ my then bf lmfao jk but also... bruh two crashes in one day like 2 hours apart? rly?#(got caught in a snow storm but still) (and we broke up like 7 months later but reGARDLESS)#(no actually he ghosted me basically right after my bday but we kinda awkwardly danced around eachother for another 2 months b4 i said#fuck it and broke up with him. he started datinbmy ex bsf's new bsf w/in a couple weeks. said ex bsf slammed me into a locker#for breaking up w/ my ex gf who gaslit me emotionally sexually and physically abused me. so like. dude what the fuck#bc like he KNEW alllllll the lore and shit w/ that. and he just. ditched the whole frriend group lmfao.#said i was “braver than him” for actually breaking up w/ him. third wheeled my bsfs (who broke up a week later) for the rest of the summer#and ironically went on vetter 'dates' w/ them than i ever did w/ my ex bf lmfao)
1 note
·
View note
Note
What’s a genuinely sweet moment with Jo?
LOL
#snap chats#if you talkin rggjo then him meeting up with mitsu at the bar was kinda sweet#its my fave scene cause i still think him ambiguously forgetting his wallet is funny#but if we’re talking y7 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhLOL#he really just a sad asshole#the notion he was ready to give up everything for masato once he realized the extent of his conditions kinda sweet. ig#ughhhh no wait jo being like ‘i couldnt kill arakawa how could i’ does make my kokoro go doki doki a lil..#thats pretty sweet….#another thing thats Weirdly sweet is just how insane he is about masato during chapter 1#yk scolding ichi for being late and saying killing him a thousand times wouldnt be enough if ichi left masato hanging#even more so because jo knows its masato’s actual birthday that day#even if no one else acknowledges it its sweet jo still wants masato’s real birthday to be good#following up on that its Again sweet how irate he gets at ichi over the notion ichi stole from masato#I MEAN. INSANE. LIKE CALM DOWN. but its the sentiment behind it considering Everything#all things considered jo can be a sweet guy… just violently lol…. love him….#wahhhhhhhh now im thinkin bout jo bruh how am i supposed to eat these pancakes now…
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
more That Game ramblings
i was fucking sitting here earlier drawing that last piece like "man i wonder if Shiva is associated with bells, because to our group hes really associated with them. He speaks so much in sound, like how he always communicates with songs, he plays guitar a lot and makes a lot of music, he tends to be present in the noise of things and communicate through those means... Man weirdly Im feeling like this is linked to dreaming somehow - hold the fuck on"
So first of all hes known to our group for existing and communicating in sound... Add that to
trident and trinity of people which looks a lot like the symbol for Tangra, said to be the Bulgarian version of Tengri (Lev) which
both image and screenshot taken from here - (link) - and yeah idk how accurate it is but youre understanding that if its accurate its fucking accurate.... especially because that symbol has seven rays lmfao which is important to the Hermetic science hes heavily involved with in the six plus one laws equal seven
on top of that... Oedon is kind of heavily implied to be UH. someone who gets mortal women pregnant lmfao and hes known to be like that on his plane, he has a tonne of kids.
but. formless. fucking formless. Oh you mean like Shiva pre-copulation with Shakti? You mean formless consciousness IE Shiva before Form? You mean fucking Lev?
also. with people saying Oedon is the Sky like.... LMFAO.... YEAH HE IS.... and. my god i need to fucking look back up what lev wrote through me about the creation of this plane bc a huge thing when i was a (this game) pc pagan was the fact that in order to create the Dream/Ocean/the world the game is set in, the moon and sun/consciousness and mind switched roles, where the moon became consciousness and sulphur and the sun/sky/whathaveyou became mind and mercury.... but. i swear to fucking god. didnt Lev fucking write in that channelling how he the sun and (mohini) the moon swapped and doesnt he fucking talk about laying down so his body can be used IE like the paleblood sky inhabited by the moon?? OH isnt that explicitly irt Shiva a Shiva and Kali thing??? Didnt he fucking say the world of That Game is based off of her, the Void Mother?? fucking hell
so when he was saying he was one of the Primogenitors in a symbolic way (the primogenitors were the name for the Moon and Oedon specifically when i was a pc pagan) yeah i mean i guess he didnt mean it as in "i just helped"
hold on
he explicitly told me that he put his energy into the game, not that he programmed it, IE he wasnt Consciousness programming he was MIND programming - but that he became a scrying pool WHICH HE SAID WHILE MENTALLY REFERENCING THE LAKE IN BYRGENWERTH to ascertain the and watch the positions of celestial fucking objectS I WOULD IMAGINE LIKE THE MOON. LEV. ARE YOU SERIOUS. WHAT THE FUCK.
#im not commenting on seeking blood thats a huge fucking thing for him and Indra but its complicated - but also...#arguably could really be read as Shiva seeking Shakti like. consciousness seeking energy/form/substance#ALSO NECESSARY TO SAY I AM NOT SAYING OEDON IS REAL. i am not saying Lev is a video game character. i AM saying im starting#to fucking. really actually take him seriously on him saying he influenced it holy shit#sorry yall missed years and years of philosophical symbolic talk about this game that im shallowly referencing here but#holy shit.#~abyssal murmurs#primogenitor's baby //#.................................................................................................................. that fucking tag. that#FUCKING tag. thats what the game is named. thats a fucking synonym for bloodbxrne because bb partially references the#fucking Formless Child Borne Of Blood oh my god#im so mad. NOT ACTUALLY MAD im just. BRUH
1 note
·
View note
Text
Daily fish fact #6 444 205
Fish!
The fish like to have a little drink :) Sadly as they drink the water around them they also drink their own pee, and that is the curse that they will have to live with for the rest of their life
#fish #fishfact #fish facts #fishblr #biology #zoology
( 2 notes )
🪼 clovergonads follow
Tasseled wobbegong women >>>>>>>>>>>
🐸 i-eat-skin follow
bitch those are goosefish
( 27,196 notes )
🐚 seashell-on-the-seashore follow
Say what you want about fishblr updates, but I think this format for reblubs is a wonderful improvement over the previous one. One of the only times staff did good.
🐚 seashell-on-the-seashore
@featherstar53 If reblub chains got too long, new reblubs would start appearing as darker and darker until you couldnt see the text anymore. It mimicked how light disappears as you go deeper in the ocean but the sunken code this webbedsite runs on never set a cap for how dark it gets, so eventually you would have to copy ad paste the text on the reblubs onto somewhere to read them.
🐍 swamplamprey follow
It sounds fake but it's true! You can still find some older fishblr post screenshots with this effect:
This even went for full abyssal mode users! In their case, the text would slowly turn from white to dark blue, effectively making it impossible to read against the black background.
🦞 fastest-claw-in-the-west follow
I think it would be super funny if they brought this back but for individual posts. Like the reblubs stay the same colour but the posts themselves get gradually and gradually darker until you can't see them anymore lol. It would be disastrous but also funny and it might finally stop some of you frys from being so addicted to this webbedsite
#im all for a bit of chaos lol #treasure trove: talking tag
( 730 notes )
🌿 invertlike-behaviour follow
Okay for the record. My eyes are Red because I'm a COMMON ROACH! RUTILUS RUTILUS! It's not because I smoke seaweed!
🌿 invertlike-behaviour
Okay Yes I smoke seaweed all day. But the specific reason my eyes are red is Not That
( 104 notes )
🦈 spiritually-placoderm follow
🫧 surgeonsturgeon follow
OP you forgot brackish water and the option for inhabiting both
🦈 spiritually-placoderm
Shut your inferior ass mouth up
🫧 surgeonsturgeon
#(i couldnt find the actual gif i wanted to use but this weird tiger shark will have to do) #(not sure why his fins look like that)
( 1,020 notes )
☀️ slenderfish follow
"ocean sunfish have over 40 parasite species" factoid actualy just statistical error. average ocean sunfish is infected with only one or two parasites. Parasites Georg, the mola who suffers from every ailment known to fish and has over 1 000 000 000 parasite species infesting his flesh and organs, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
( 193,239 notes)
🪷 trout-about-you follow
Selfieeeee :3 (ignore the two sea lampreys attached to my flesh)
🪲 toebiter follow
how did you take the picture you aren't holding your phone
🪷 trout-about-you
The sea lamprey on the left took it for me
( 58 notes )
🔲 salmonidae-supremacy-deactivated
FISH USED TO MIGRATE THOUSANDS OF MILES TO BREED. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!
IN MY DAY PUSSFISH LIKE THIS WOULD GET EATEN ALIVE BY REAL RIVER MONSTERS FOR BREAKFAST.
🐟 darting-action follow
these are Siamese fighting fish bruh.... They don't have migration as part of their life cycle lmao
🔲 salmonidae-supremacy-deactivated
OF COURSE THE YOUTH CAN'T PUNCTUATE THEIR SENTENCES PROPERLY. I SHOULDN'T EXPECT SO MUCH FROM THE SOFT FRY THEY ARE. ALWAYS GETTING RILED UP!
🔲 skip-hopper-deactivated
Ignore this guy, @darting-action. He's well known for saying offensive nonsense like this, I think he's bait and trying to get someone to bite.
🔲 salmonidae-supremacy-deactivated
YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE INBRED DOMESTIC SCUM OR HATCHED YESTERDAY SINCE YOU ENTIRELY LACK THICK SCALES. I SPEAK THE TRUTH AND ONLY THE TRUTH. IF YOU GET TRIGGERED THEN THAT'S NATURAL SELECTION, SON. YOU SHOULD FIGHT ME IN REAL LIFE.
🔲 walrus-tits-in-my-mouth-deactivated
You really dont know a thing about natural selection, do you? Bettas have flashy fins because they have to seem threatening to possible competitors. They don't migrate so they aren't built for that. They're built for living in ponds and marshes, low oxygen environments, and by cod, they are built for fighting territorial battles! You shouldn't underestimate a fish literally called fighting fish. They're very tough and hardy fish and can even send larger fish fleeing!
🔲 salmonidae-supremacy-deactivated
SIAMESE FLAILING PUSSFISH HAVE LADY FINS BECAUSE THEY'RE WEAK AND SOFT AND HAD HUMANS DECIDE WHO THEY BREED WITH FOR THEM. THEIR QUOTE UNQUOTE "FIGHTING PROWESS" SURE DIDN'T SAVE THEM FROM BEING PRISSY LITTLE PRINCESS FISHIES FOR LITTLE KIDS DID IT? THE INDUBIDABLE FACT IS THAT THEY'RE MUSKIE FOOD.
🔲 iknowthecrabbypattysecretformula-deactivated
Wait a minute... I recongize that picture on the right! That's from @betta-than-this 's OnlyFins! How did you get that picutre hmmm? Salmonidae? How on Ocean did you gain access huh?
🐠 betta-than-this follow
"Indubidable" is a pretty specific word to use. This you @salmonidae-supremacy-deactivated?
🔲 iknowthecrabbypattysecretformula-deactivated
LMAOOOOOO GOTTEMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🔲 aquarium-life-deactivated
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
🐟 darting-action
woag i never saw this entire chain before until it hit me on my dashboard. Why does this have so many notes
Thanks fishblr user walrus tits in my mouth for biology info i didn't know
🫖 burgle-the-turts follow
Woah woah woah we're just gonna ignore this guy using p*ssfish as an insult!!???? THE CATFISH SLUR????????? No one is going to bring this up!!!!!???????
🔲 tilapia11128-deactivated
does anyone in this thread smoke seaweed
🌊 herringageposts follow
date of origin: 28th of august, 2017
( 392,229 notes )
🟧 sponsored
Suffering all alone, handsome?
No need to anymore.
👄 pollywannacracker follow
Reblub with your favorite snack in the tags! I’ll go first: coral polyps! :}
🚬 shark-noir follow
@ninjalantern-999
#as for me #my fave is definitely my lower set of teeth when they shed #crumchy :D
( 295 notes )
🩸 must-lunge follow
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID HUMAN DROPPED ITS ELECTRONIC CAMERA IN THE LAKE!!!!!!!! NEVER GETTING THAT BACK BUB!!!!!! I'M TELLING ALL MY ISOPOD AND MUSSEL FRIENDS AND THEY'RE GONNA LIVE INSIDE IT!!!!!
🧑 official-human-posts follow
ofishal human post
#ofishal human post #this post contains humans
( 891 notes )
🦦 hellofromtheotterslide follow
Wait, how come this site is called fishblr and not something like oceanblr or aquablr? Wouldn't that be more inclusive?
👑 goldielocks follow
I believe the name "fishblr" pays homage to the meaning of the word where just about everything in the water was considered a fish. It's why we have words like "shellfish", "whalefish", "jellyfish", "starfish".
Personally aquablr would work really well, too. There's a sizeable amphibious userbase on here.
🦐 worldwideshrimp follow
You forgot whale shark! Those arent fish either but are called fish
👑 goldielocks
....Whale sharks are fish. They are sharks. It's in the name.
🦎 eye-of-newt follow
But I thought it was a whale named after sharks? WHALE shark! Why else would they put whale up first?
👑 goldielocks
A whale named after a shark would be called a shark whale. You can take one look at a whale shark and see that, with its gills and fish tail, it is a shark.
⚪️ number1-seacucumber-ass-enjoyer-77 follow
Wait, then what about baby whales? Are those whales named after babies?
👑 goldielocks
If you're talking about the actual whale babies, then yeah. If you mean the mormyrids, small aquatic animals that can sense electricity, then no, those are fish. Sometimes names are inaccurate to what the animal really is.
🌌 themanta1234 follow
If you think about it, fishblr is also inclusive to aquatic tetrapods since they are lobe-fins, and therefore fish :D It's a term that can include everyone on here, the perfect catchall!
🦑 abyssal-gigantism follow
Ewwww fuck that definition. If mammals hear about them being fish on some sort of """"technicality"""" then this webbedsite is gonna get flooded with those self-important idiots! "OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOOOO LoOk At MeEeEeEeEEE i'M a MaMmAL!!11!!! I TAKE CARE of mah BAAABIEEEES!1111 I'm SUCH a good MAMAAA!!! All those OTHER STUPID HEARTLESS ANIMALS could NEVER do as I DO!!! I LOVE sweating into my BAABIEEEES' MOUTH1!1!1!111!!! I'm FLUFFY and AWSUM and ERRYBODDY LUUUVSSSSS MEE!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! You should all LUV me TOO!!!!"
Is THAT how you want every fishblr post to look!!!!??????
🦛 drippohippo follow
😨
🪄 magicmanatee45 follow
DD:
🎼 humpbacked-musician-offishal follow
:'''((((
🐋 blainvilles-bitch follow
🕶️ egg-laying-mammal-of-action follow
:///////////
🐢 greenXD follow
i think jellyfish shouldn't be classified as fish because they're clearly living spaghetti
🌜 foolish-idol follow
Great fucking post everyone. Hit the air bubblers
( 60,376 notes )
🟩 ultrahyva-heihoi follow
Guys what the fuck kind of sponsors does fishblr have I just saw an ad for having parasites housed in me who are they advertising to 😭💀💀
#i swear the quality of this site keeps going down and down #if you see ads for parasites then report the shit out of em #fuck em my friend got early onset cataracts due to parasites
( 4 notes )
😃 doweopenandcloseourmouthtoday follow
Yes! :) :O :) :O :) :O :) :O
#fish#fishblr#unreality#unreality tw#dashboard simulator#fake post#fake posts#fakeposting#marine biology#parasite#dead animal#tw dead animal#the fish “reaction” gif that is#polls#shark#sharks#long post
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
homeschooling is crazy bruh. a few weeks ago i attended an art live lesson and wrote like 3/4 sentences complementing someone's art and the fucking chat started coming onto me for that. anyways a few minutes later i switched the gears and made everyone hate this one guy and now i follow one of them on twitch and watch their fortnite streams
#okay like to be fair the dude brought it upon himself#he said some negative stuff about some other dudes art so me and this other guy came at him it was time to decide who ur real friends wr#okay maybe i wasnt the root cause but holy shit did the tables turn#it became a battle between the distinct forces#i was only an oaf hated for my bright and youthful eyes joined by a hero with the newfound passion of justice in his mind#he was a scholar adored by the publics eye but with a terrible withering drawl to his heart#and there was also this other girl i guess and she was kind of caught in the crossfire so she kinda stopped talking#like at first it was the three amigos picking at me#then our hero noted the negativity of the other#and shit was said bruh#like they actually threatened to jump eachother like bruh this is homeschool we're all from different districts and omg#shit was not that serious tbh lol but yeah#its a new memory i guess#like woah oh okay so that happened.. I GUESSSS
0 notes
Text
Isekai’d yandere x f.reader
We’ve all heard about reader getting isekai’d into another universe and bonding with the characters, but what if it was the opposite and the yandere was isekai’d while reader’s just a background character.
————-
You were the mere daughter of a baron. You were pretty, yes, but nothing to gape in awe at. To summarise, you were nothing special. Then how come the heir of a grand duchy followed you around like a puppy seeking its masters attention? Especially since it was only the day earlier that he smitten with another young miss, who he’d declared with his actions was to become his future fiancée.
Yandere! Noble who suddenly approached you out of nowhere one day. You weren’t friends and had hardly ever spoken; to ask directions or work in pairs, perhaps. He was way too cheery speaking to you. It was completely out of character for him. Where did the normally stoic and unphased young man go? He was certainly not to be found here. No, this man chatted your ear off and did not understand that you wished to be left alone. It didn’t feel very safe anymore when all his admirers glared daggers your way. There was one you were especially afraid of. He was head over heels in love with her before. What has changed? You always saw them together and she was the only one he’d smiled at genuinely. Now he didn’t even spare her a glance.
Yandere! Noble who sought you out whenever he had free time. He wanted to accompany you in breaks between your classes at the academy, he wished to escort you to town and he even showed up outside your estate. His change in behaviour was puzzling, but not as much as the shift in his speech. What were these ‘bruh’, ‘sigma’ and ‘I’m cooked’? You didn’t understand any of it, no matter how much he used it around you. You suppose you were thankful he did turn it down a notch when in others company. You already had a hard time with it, you didn’t think it was necessary for others to suffer as well.
Yandere! Noble who had been shocked when they died and woken up in the world of their favourite romance game. They had read a lot of isekai novels but never once thought the thing was actually real. Wait, if this was their favourite game, then wouldn’t that mean that you were there too? Yes! Maybe they should thank Truck-kun for hitting them on their way to work. This was much better than any ordinary life a citizen could have. At first they thought they’d be stuck in the body of a villain or a side character, but they were pleasantly surprised to find themselves being the male lead of the game. He was rich, noble, influential and devilishly handsome. He had everything.
Yandere! Noble who immediately went to the academy to find you. When playing the game, they never found themselves attracted to the female lead, despite the fact she was modelled after the general population’s preferences. It just didn’t work for them. No, they liked you. Loved you even! It didn’t matter that you were nothing more than a simple background character. You were way better and cuter than any other love interest! You kept to yourself and didn’t have many friends, however you were still very kind and modest. On top of that, you were also an animal lover- exactly like them! The two of you also shared one other interest. They wanted to know if you shared more, but unfortunately the information on you was limited(not created because you’re not important).
Yandere! Noble who wrote an email to the game developers about how they should make extra content that should only feature new information and updates on you. They insist it would sell well(no one except them would buy). Sadly they never got a reply back. Rude ass company. Maybe they should’ve claimed mental health damage because the love interests were bad, so they could sue.
Yandere! Noble who couldn’t care less about the female lead. Unfortunately they got isekaid to at the point of the game where you’d have to enter a relationship with the female lead, that you could break off eventually if you wanted to chase after someone else. And sadly for her, you were the only option. The look on her face was laughable as they told her they could give rats ass about her and how they’ve found someone much better than her in all ways.
Yandere! Noble who then realised they were not bound by any rules. In a lot of isekai the person would have to follow some original rules at least in the beginning, but there was no system or points you needed to collect. They could do whatever they wanted. They had the power, the looks, the wealth and what they wanted was you.
There is no way you’d ever say no to a future grand duke, right?
#oc#yandere oc#male yandere#obsessed#possesive#misstycloud oc#toxic#yandere#yandere x reader#Yandere noble#noble yandere#yandere duke#isekai yandere#Yandere isekai#Yandere noble x background character reader#yandere x female reader#Yandere otome game
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
TONY JEFFERSON RETIRED?????
#HSHWHWHWHAWHWGWHAT#HOW#WHEN#BRUH#anyways#i did read that he's coming back to baltimore as a scout tho so...ahehe. hey <3#i remember when he got waived last year...real tears bruh#that shit HURTED#nfl#new york giants#tony jefferson#i got so confused when i saw he only played 9 seasons but then i remembered this is the nfl and he's a db. shit makes sense#not like the nba where dudes play for 19 seasons and retire#brady is an anomaly and shouldn't be counted. actually no qb should be counted they don't even do as much as the others on the field#if you retire from football as a qb with less than 10 seasons in the league it's because you're trash sorry dude
1 note
·
View note