#hes a music guy. hes emotional. he likes preforming music.

[teenidlegirl]

⠀⠀ ⠀౨౿  ׅ ۟   ֪ 𝓑odyguard!𝓜iguel 𝓍 𝓟opstar!𝓡eader ۪ ׂ   𓈒 ୭

ׄ   ׅ ྀ 𝓒𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓. bodyguard!au, sfw, fluff, mutual pining

ׄ   ׅ ྀ 𝓛𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝓝𝐎𝐓𝐄. i’ve been thinking about this trope for months! i tried to write a series but i didn’t have a plot, failed miserably, so here are some headcanons instead! ♡

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ bodyguard!miguel who is hired as your personal bodyguard when you started your career. he is attached to your hip, always at your side at all times, ensuring your safety.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ bodyguard!miguel who attends to every event. concerts, music video shoots, photoshoots, award ceremonies, meet and greets, interviews.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ bodyguard!miguel who either stands in front row or backstage to the side while you preform. when he’s standing backstage, he smiles as you perform, mesmerized by your stage presence. your vocals always impress him every time. when he strands in front row, he’ll sneak glances at you. sometimes you’ll make eye contact, making you both bashful messes.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ bodyguard!miguel who holds your hand behind your back so no one can see, giving gentle reassuring squeezes when you feel nervous. whispers of praises in your ear. “you got this, reinita. you’ll be amazing como siempre.”

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ bodyguard!miguel who makes sure the paparazzi fuck off with his famous glare. shielding you with an arm, while the other blocks any idiot who tries getting close to you. he hates the paparazzi with a burning passion. how annoying it must be for people to follow and take millions of pictures of you when you’re just trying to go on about your day like grab a coffee.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ bodyguard!miguel who stands off to the side while you shoot music videos or photoshoots, observing while checking surroundings.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ bodyguard!miguel who can’t help but feel a bit jealous when you’re hanging out with a male model or actor during a shoot. on the outside, he seems like his usual calm, alerted self but inside there’s a little sting in his heart as he watches you laughing and smiling at the guy. he knows he shouldn’t feeling like this, seems unprofessional but his heart says otherwise sadly.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ bodyguard!miguel who carries gifts given by fans when your hands are too full with other gifts or signing autographs during meets and greets. sometimes you worry that you’ll overload him but he reassures you it’s fine. the man has big beefy arms, he can handle several bouquet of flowers, cards, and handmade gifts. you thank him every time and he smiles at you in return.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ bodyguard!miguel who ensures there is space between you and the sea of fans. he may be a little overprotective (even tho that’s his job) when a fan or a group of them stand a bit too close to you that he kindly asks them to move back a little. he just doesn’t want you to feel cramped up or overwhelmed by the proximity. little did he know how that small gesture makes your heart flutter, how caring he is and you appreciate it.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ bodyguard!miguel who fails to hide his smile when he observes you interacting with your fans. how kind and caring you are to them. the hugs you give them. taking selfies, sometimes he’ll take a picture of you and your fan(s) if asked to. you take your time with them, having cute conversations. some fans will get emotional and you comfort them to the fullest. his heart melts.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ bodyguard!miguel who tries his best to conceal the blush on his face when you wear outfits that hug your curves so graciously. you look beautiful in everything but in those outfits, a goddess. you always ask for his input and he automatically answers “you look incredible, mariposa.”

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ bodyguard!miguel who is dressed in all black, dress shirt, slacks, and blazer as he accompanies you on the red carpet. he stands off to the side while photographers snap million pictures of you and you talk with interviewers, admiring you. sometimes he has to look away from the rapid camera flashes cause it hurts his eyes.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ bodyguard!miguel who gets flustered when an interviewer asks you if you and him are dating, considering how close you two are, indicating that it’s more than an usual bodyguard and client relationship. his anxiety decreases when you shake your head but his heart skips a beat when you refer to him as your best friend and how important he is to you. the interviewers go berserk and demand more answers after you walk away, flashing a smile at him.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ bodyguard!miguel who starts thinking about his feelings towards you, realizing he slowly falling for you. however, he can’t because it will complicate your relationship. he shouldn’t be falling for his client, a popstar at that.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ bodyguard!miguel whose heart skips a beat when you reciprocate those feelings during a rainy night in your apartment. you confess that you see him more than a bodyguard, how important he is in your life. from that moment on, a lovely relationship blossomed.

⠀♡ ˖ ࣪ ༘⠀ bodyguard!miguel who is not only your personal bodyguard but also your supportive and caring boyfriend. he continues to do his job but no longer has to hide his feelings. he adores his popstar girlfriend. he is your number one fan.

© teenidlegirl. don’t steal, plagiarize, or translate my work. ♡

[can-ya-guess-my-curent-obsession]

Hiii! I hope you’re doing well! I was wondering if I could request Gorillaz x Singer!S/O? Like, they have a solo career, and occasionally collab with the band? I hope you have a great day, and thank you for your time whether you write this or not!<3

Gorillaz with soloist Singer S/O

WRITERS NOTE: Thank you so much, i hope you have a great day as well. Sorry about the bad grammar, my mod at the time is not active and sorry if I got to off track with the headcanons. Either way- I am so excited for my first request!

All art on this post is mine

Edited: At this time no, but will hopefully will be later

TW: Curssing, Drinking, Trama, Voilence, if I missed any tell me please and I will add it

Characters:

/Gorillaz/

Murdoc

Murdoc straight up jokes about you replacing 2D(often right in front of 2D). And sometimes it doesn't feel like hes jokeing even if he is

He likes to chill back stage with you- which he expects automatically that he gets to be in the back because he's his S/O's boyfriend and because he's the leader of the greatest band ever- his words not mine

If/When you collab he was iffy on wether he wanted you to duet with 2D at first because he's a bit jealous

But he can't argue with what sounds good, and the voice of his amazing S/O, and the voice of the singer in HIS BAND is something that is he needs for his next album

Murdoc will always talk about how he could go solo too if he wanted to, once he learned his S/O was a solo act

If he drinks too much when you guys are hanging out he will start singing himself, and encouraging his S/O to sing with him

When recording he will give you as nice of criticism as he can if your not hitting the right notes or arn't in the right pitch- but satan forbit one of the others try to give you constructive criticism, especially 2D

Whenever he has nightmares about his childhood and his dad, and his S/O's around he finds it comforting if his S/O hummed to him but he won't ask you to hum to him though because he's scared that you'ed think he's weak

And if your not around when he's haveing a nightmare, he'll listen to one of your songs to calm himself down

If his S/O's a smaller and less well known singer- he will often tells his S/O how he can hook them up with good produser(even if S/O already has one) and anything that you as a smaller creator may not have access to, and will promote you sometimes like on an interview

And even if you are just as popular he can be a bit stuck up and will be like 'Yeah but, Gorillaz is little bit more popular'

Murdoc has mentioned before that he's glad that your a soloist, because he would feel bad for your band mates because of how bad you would out shine them

He wants to lay his head on you, and let you sing to him but he's to nervous

"Dove you have quite the voice, I'd love to have you on my next album."

Noodle

Noodle is can be quite the extrovert, so she would love to go out and do karaoke with her S/O

Noodle was so excited when it was decided that her S/O and Gorillaz was going to collab, cuz it means being with her adopted family and her lover at the same time- she was just so happy to have the people she loved most in the same room

She almost tears up duing a live performance collab because everthing feels so perfect and amazing at that point in time she can't help be a bit emotional

Noodle will travel the world to see her S/O preform at concerts

She would be absolutely in love if her S/O could sing in different languages

She has all your albums, murch- everything

Noodle would be delited to help write your songs

ANY ONE WHO CRITICIZES HER S/O'S MUSIC WILL FACE HER WRATH, it doesn't matter if she likes the kind of music her S/O makes she will beat the shit out of anyone who is rude

She is your personal body guard, like why would you need a body guard when you have a Noodle

She introduced you to 2D and Russel before the collab because her S/O and 2D are both singers and she thought 2D needed a singer friend that wasn't connected through work, and Russel is her dad who did the most parenting so it was like a meet the parent situation Sorry Mudoc :/

She will ask her S/O to sing to her somtimes, most often when you two are alone

Noodle has a LOT of respect for her S/O because managing a music career by yourself can be quite hard, especially to her because she grew up in a band with other people so she could never imagine doing it alone

She like catching her S/O singing to themself when they are alone, because she loves to see her S/O flustered, and if you don't get flustered she still likes to see them surprised to see her

"Hey S/O, about our date- I was thinking.... karaoke!"

2D

2D is ecstatic to have a S/O that is also a singer

He is just so happy to have someone to relate to

Before 2D even starts dating his S/O(like in crush faze) he would have already asked S/O to do a collab as a way to get closer with them

Like Noodle, 2D owns a lot of his S/O's merchandise not as much as her but still a lot

He likes to atend his S/O's concerts but prefers to watch back stage because while he loves his fans and fan interactions he also hates the idea of taking attention away from his S/O at his S/O's concert, and due to his very recognizable appearance he is likely going to draw attention to himself in a crowd of people

2D will blab to anyone who will listen about his S/O and their solo career as a singer, this is the case often in interviews where the interviewers ask about y'alls relationship

When talking with his S/O and his S/O's career as a singer he has forgoten he was a singer himself

2D tends subconsciously sing or hum to himself, and if his S/O joined him in his little tune he would melt into putty- though it would take him a hot second to realize that they where singing with them

He's fascinated by the fact that his S/O's are a solo singer, and often asks you about it, though he often gets off track with his questions

PLEASE write a love song about him, if you do his heart will die of happiness

When it comes time for the collaboration 2D gets distracted constantly, by his S/O, and their voice specifically

While 2D getting distracted in the studio isn't new, but him getting distracted while recording is, as he tends to hyperfixate on singing when recording- but now half way through the lyrics he just slowly stops and stares at his S/O like nothing else in the world exists- with a goofy euphoric grin on his face, and when S/O stops cuz he stoped he'll mutter out praise about S/O's voice/singing Much to the others dissmay

"Wow... ya have such'a pretty voice luv"

Russel

Russel is a very supportive boyfriend

Out of all of the band mates he's the one that doesn't mind watching from the crowd the most- but much like 2D he doesn't like taking attention away from his S/O

If you show him the lyrics to a song you are working on he likes to suggest beats that might sound good with it

While Russel was happy to collaborate with his S/O, he's the least thrilled about it in the group- as he likes to balance his work life and home life as much as he can even though its really hard to so bring his love life into work life isn't exactly thrilling for him I mean did you see how it worked out for 2D

Russel is also the most professional when it comes time to collaborate with his S/O, like I said he tries to separate home life and work life and he does this by acting professional and trying to ignore the fact he is dating the person he is working with

Whenever the bands on tour and he misses his S/O he likes to listen to S/O's music even if it's not his type of music, but he usually won't really listen to the collab music at that time because it only makes him think of work(also no one but Noodle knows he does this)

And to add on to him and his S/O's music, Russel likes to suggest his S/O's music but he's very sublet about it

Besides actually collaborating as a work thing, he likes to help his S/O with their songs, whether it be helping with lyrics, what instruments to use, or with beats- though he rarely does this as he is usually he is exhausted with making music from work

He's overall just really chill about it in general, he's doesn't mind that your a soloist, and out of everyone he's the most neutral in that category

Though Russel sometimes jokes about how he's jealous that you don't have to deal with band mates and that he wishes he was a solo act or that he was in a band with his S/O instead

I mean Russel loves his band mates but sometimes they can be down right obnoxious *cough* 2D *cough* Murdoc

Also Russel likes helping his S/O pick out their stage outfit/make up for live performances and/or music videos

"Look'in and sound'en great hun."

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for killing my musical cast???

Okay so i understand how that could sound maybe a little bit bad however I think if you hear me out you’ll understand why I had to do it.

Okay so I (M 65) had been working on the next big musical, the musical to top all musicals. And the theater in my town was doing a competition to see what the next performance they put on was, and while it was not broadway debut it was something. So I go and i preform my title number and they accept it.

You may think this is good however it’s not, they ask me to change one of he key components of the show. Genderswaping the whole thing. Already off to a bad start. So we get actors and they act and what not. It’s still lacking the emotion and basically everything I put into the original script.

You see this musical is actually based on me and my 6 boyfriends, it’s an homage to them and their lives. You see tragically one day we were playing in the football field one day and a crash of lighting came and killed all off them, leaving me as the solemn survivor.

Anyway these girls where taking my beautiful art and ruining it, taking my wonder words and harmonious Melodies and throwing them in the garbage can. It was horrible. Anyway opening night came and I wanted to die but the show must go on I guess.

There’s a decent crowd but the show starts and no one understands it. Their all laughing at the the wrong bits, they don’t deserve to be seeing this show at all.

Anyway remember my 6 dead boyfriends well they appear to me back stage and tell me the show is terrible, I tell them it’s the first showing and we haven’t got all the kinks worked out but I know their right. However it’s just 5 of them, one is missing, I ask where he is. He’s on his way they tell me and I realize I can’t let him see this mess, he’d hate me if he saw it. So them they help me realize what o have to do. I have to kill the cast and do the show myself.

And so that’s what I do. The audience is none the wiser. After the curtains rise back up I take the the stage and apologize for the horrendous show the audience had seen. I try and start the show from scratch but now the audience is distracting me. Their yelling about blood and screaming about how the cast is dead. Womp Womp I have a show to preform, so shut up please. One guy tries to make a run for it so I shoot him, not sure why it just felt like I was fulfilling something. Anyway i continue on with the show when all of the sudden a preppy little church girl shoots me. What

I do my best to keep preforming but she shoots me an insane amount of times. Anyway I fall to the ground, to my death. But not before I hear and see it, the sounds and sights of a standing ovation. I did it, I honored my boys.

So am I the asshole or perhaps am I a hero for rightfully getting to tell me and my boys story.

[princess-glassred]

It the musical! Henry Bowers head cannons

I thought it would be fun and interesting to try and write like a sad back story for this version of Henry since we don't know anything about his homelife and why he is the way he is. So here's some head cannons about his life to explain what his whole deal is. Just to clarify a big part of this post is Musical! Henry being a closeted trans man with toxic masculinity. I am bigender so i felt like this would be an interesting thing to explor for the character but if you (understandably) get the ick from having an antagonist like Henry be trans and don't wanna read this that's fine. I get it, an unfortunate amount of villains in media are trans and seen as more scary because of it, i'm not trying to do that here but if you don't wanna hear this it's fine. I just think it would be interesting if because lots of people already read Henry as being in the closet, and he's played by a female presenting actor, i could make him trans.

So uh, yeah withoit further ado, here's the headcannons:

-Musical! Henry unlike the other versions of Henry is AFAB. (His full name is Henrietta just like his mom) It's pretty obvious to everyone that Henry is AFAB, and the fact the losers call him by male pronouns is more so just to exaggerate how much of a sexist douchebag he is, they have no idea Henry is actually trans. He himself doesn't know he's trans, he just assumes he enjoys it because being a man seems to be the best thing in the world to him. There is undoubtably some transness going on, but I don't think Musical! Henry ever truly accepts it. He just thinks "yeah im so cool im basically a guy". By the time Henry is in juniper Hills any hopes of him acknowledging he might actually be transgender are pretty dismal, especially with the way Juniper Hills treats their patients.

-The losers calling Henry a man just started as one of those stupidly insensitive things kids do, but as adults they're all like "Ohhhh. Henry really DID like being called that. That's good for him I guess." And they continue to call Henry a dude because even though he's transphobic and sucks ass they're not transphobes. I also think Musical! Eddie and Stan are trans too (Hence why the losers lovingly call Stan stan the man and Henry calls Eddie girlyboy to insult him) so they ain't judging.

-The reason Henry's Juniper Hills outfit is just like a tank top and shorts is to try and disuade his transness, since they know Henry loves wearing jackets and pants. If the Juniper Hills staff can help it they'll try to "fix" Henry in anyway they see fit. Wether it's outright referring to Henry as a woman to his face or just beating Henry senseless for exhibiting masculine traits, Henry is subjected to lots of transphobia from the medical system.

-The transphobia he's experienced in there fuels his preformance of elastic heart, the lyrics of the song are unsurprisingly about just moving on from the things that hurt you and never breaking down. It proves that despite everything Henry has had to face in his 27 years at Juniper Hills, he's still not a woman like the doctors are trying to force him to be.

-Even though Musical! Henry would still be trans no matter the envirement they were raised in, his dysphorhia has an accidentally toxic layer to it from how often Butch drills into Henry how femininity is weakness. Henry can't just be a man because that's how they feel, they also have to be a man because being masculinity is power and he wants to be seen as more valuable. Henry is so fucked in the head he can't just admit he's trans and be happy, he has to weaponize the fact he's more masculine than Eddie or Stan.

-His lack of self acceptance also makes him more prone to lash out. Obviously at home Henry is constantly called a girl and all this stuff when he knows he doesn't feel like that at all. He's a huge mess of emotions with no outlet for support or even really labels to help, so he responds to his dysphoric feelings at home by being ultra sexist, transphobic, and violent to the people around him. He has serious toxic masculinity because the only version of masculinty that he feels is acceptable is Butch's (which is also, unfortunately, a very white version of masculinity too).

-Every sexist thing Henry says about Bev is things his father has said about him.

-It the musical! Henry is mixed, their mother is black and their dad is white. Henry gets his blonde hair from his dad.

-Butch Bowers would have abused any woman but his abuse of Henrietta was absolutely emboldened by the fact she was black, it was no wonder she left.

-Henry's hatred of Mike Hanlon stems more from colorism than just straight up racism like his book counterpart (although there's definitely still aspects of that).

-Part of the reason Butch is so cruel to Henry is that he is mixed, but Henry still likes to claim his whiteness to feel superior to Mike. He's darker and had two black parents so Henry still feels better than him. Henry still very much idolizes Butch so anything he can claim to make him feel closer to his father, even if it's just a lighter skin tone or half his genes, he will use it. His anti-blackness is probably not helped by the fact his black mother abandoned him.

-The racism also affects how he views Bill and Eddie since they are also racebended in the musical. Henry is less racist to asian people than he is to other black people, but he's still very racist towards Eddie.

-As for his friendship with Musical! Patrick despite him being black, i think it's safe to say his colorism doesn't affect Patrick because he 1. Doesn't give a shit, and 2. Probably lives up to all the stereotypes Henry believes of dark skinned black men (cunning, violent, sneaky, ect.).

-It the musical Henry is really just one messy hodge podge of internalized misogyny, anti blackness, and the inability to accept his trans identity.

[annahxredaxted]

Music to my ears

2/?

pairings: milo/sweetheart Tw: cursing: super light possessiveness [singer AU, using Doja Cats songs]

•••

this Greer guy is persistent. he talked forever ranting and being talkative about God knows what until finally he cut to the chase.

"Point is, I'm willing to give you an album deal, I want to by your next 10 songs. The price is negotiable all I want is 10 percent of your income from said songs." he offered, a kick in his accent as he finished, leaning back in his chair.

sweetheart sat there, thinking. That's all they could do, they pondered the offer, their mind running circles around itself.

"Deal." is all they could say, I mean what did they have to lose? maybe their dignity but that's pretty much it.

milo smirked, holding his hand out to them, they took it and shook his hand. he had a hell of a grip he’s probably amazing with his hands—

"Dude why would you think that." they thought before rolling their eyes at themselves

"I look forward to working with you, Sweetheart." the words rolled off his tongue with the sultriest of intentions, his deep piercing eyes, gazing into theirs, his half-assed attempt to keep them open made him absolutely stunning.

"Likewise." they muttered, standing to their feet as they were walking away Milo cleared his throat,

they turned to see him, standing. they turned their head in a questioning gaze.

"i think you look outstanding tonight." he blurted out. sweetheart stood there, not thinking clearly.

"i don't need your flattery, Greer." they spat, the walls of their emotions going higher and higher.

"Is it flattery if it's true?" he asked, crossing his arms once more, that stupid grin never leaving his face.

They didn’t know what to say, they stuttered before he grinned, and winked. 

“I’ll you later Sweetheart..” milo wished them well and was quickly on his way.

•••

Milo hopped in his car, starting the ignition and just sitting for a few moments. His waking thoughts were completely consumed by them, he couldn’t get them off his mind.

He sang their music and watched them preform, liked their instagram from a burner account- just so he could see them.

He sighed before calling Asher, his associate and co-worker. It was true milo was the head producer but he never thought of himself that way, he always thought of almost everyone as equal. He thought of it as everyone has a different job. But they’re all important

“Heyyy!” Milo heard Ashers prolonged greeting from the other line

“Hey ash, I’m driving back to the studio, have that deal ready to be sent over to them as soon as possible.” Milo commanded, with a light tone, making it known he wasn’t mad or anything just tired.

He heard asher grunt of agreement and a slight “mkay”.

“Thank you, I’ll be there shortly, bye.” Milo said before hanging up and throwing his phone in the center console.

His head ached with the thought of them. He couldn’t bear to listen to their beautiful voice anymore. He would combust if he saw them anymore.

If he heard them sing the songs they did- that genre they flaunted and praised. He’d die then and there.

He shuffled the radio, to some old country bullshit, he feared if he put on a a-list genre, or pop, rap, or anything even remotely close something of theirs would come on.

And he’d hop out of the car and dash to them. He’d tell them everything- but he couldn’t- they’d think he was weird, or creepy. So he kept to himself.

•••

Sweetheart rode back to their home, immediately after milo left. They couldn’t stand him.

He acted so much better then them.

As if! They were so successful and had great music and all he has going for him is his company, and his hands.

“What.” They said out loud- flabbergasted at their thoughts

They made a turn and pulled into their house, quickly making their way upstairs. They didn’t bother shower, they got in their comfy clothes and hid under their blanket.

What were they hiding from? Their thoughts.

It’s not like milo was gonna pop out and say “BOO!” but they were delirious and tired.

They began hysterically crying with laughter.

“He does have really nice hands.” They admitted before sighing a sigh of relief. Relief that the day was over, and they weren’t face to face with Milo Greer.

A few hours went by and they didn’t fall asleep, they waited and waited but no dozing off was occurring.

Why was that?

It felt almost as if their subconscious was trying not to dream about milo. But like of course they wouldn’t do that! Right? right.

Maybe they would- but not a huge deal. People dream about people all the time. So why did it bother them so much?

Probably because he was super hot- and super unavailable. There’s a rumor going around that he’s off the market. But no one knows who it is? Or if it’s true for that matter.

•••

Milo sat in bed, continuously adjusting his pillow, and himself for that matter. The thought of them heavy on his mind.

He thought about the way they moved tonight, the way their body moved to the rhythm of the music that poured out of their breath.

Their syllables ran off like liquid. And he loved being in the crowd when they sang and looked so at ease.

He knew people stared at them, their dancers, or band members. And definitely the people that came to the show for them.

He wanted to gouge out the eyes of anyone who looked at them with lust.

But that wasn’t his place. He wasn’t their boyfriend or anything like that. He was their business partner for now. But it won’t always be like that. He didn’t have that place. It wasn’t up to him to be protective or possessive over them.

But god he wished it was.

•••

Taglist: @itsdaifuku @verrverii @darlin-collins @youisagayhooman @shellssstuff @mrsmiagreer

[natikoko]

Agent 4 (Adrian) character sheetzzz

I’m so sorry my baby I was procrastinating doing yours for like a week I’m so sorry

Adrian. Last Name unknown. 19 years old.

- 6’1ft

- From a lanky kid to almost 250 pounds of beef and gain. Had an extreme growth spurt in his teenage years, and combined with constant agent activity, made him into the guy he is today.

- Observant and calculating. Fueled by one single-minded determination at a time, he is easily one of the most effective agents in the NSS.

- Is selfish but selfless. His selfishness can be mistaken for heartlessness, and his selflessness can be mistaken for self sabotage. Make of that what you will.

- Insecure and vulnerable during splatoon 2, where he was fourteen. Helping Marie helped him boost his confidence plenty and made him feel needed when he was lost. His relationship with Marie is strong because of it.

• he doesn’t mention his life before meeting Marie often. It’s a sore spot.

- Confident and sensible. Manages to stay calm during the most stressful of situations. Meditates in his free-time helps. He’s very reliable.

- Can be a pushover at times. He just wants to help everyone!

- Enjoys literature and music. Is studying for a degree in music theory at Inkblot art academy. Takes up many extracurriculars (but has a hard time managing his time)

- Mains rollers, specifically Carbon’s or Krak-ons. Used to use dualies plentifully, but considers himself too tall to preform the evasive maneuvers he constantly did. Prefers strenuous weapons.

• Is ranked score is very high, despite him not playing often. Is probably really rusty now.

- Gets money funneled from his parents. Has a complicated relationship with them.

- He actually didn’t meet both 3(tilly) or 8(marlon) until almost half a year after Octo Expansion occurred. He was busy with his academics and Tilly and Marlon were both recovering from the deepsea metro, so they couldn’t meet right away.

• they instantly clicked when they met. They visited each other frequently and it strengthened their relationship.

• he “amazingly brought these two bumbling idiots together because they couldn’t confess” which is a complete lie, because Adrian is horrible with romance. They wouldn’t never started a relationship if Marlon didn’t state the obvious.

• Many sleepless nights trying to understand his feelings for those two…

- Is very good at shuffling cards, for some reason. But he’s horrible at card games, so…

- Physically the strongest out of all the NSS members. Marlon is strong, but wouldn’t last long without a weapon for aid. Tilly is his strongest competitor. It’s a debate amongst the NSS.

• he and Tilly fought to settle this debate. Adrian clotheslined Tilly so hard she momentarily passed out not even three minutes into the fight and it’s obvious who won

- Doesn’t cry. It’s an unhealthy habit that he’s trying to unlearn. When he does cry, it’s messy and snotty and it’s loud and gross

- But he will NOT let his girls bottle their emotions up. He will beat those feelings out of them if he has too. If he sees any ounce of repressed trauma he’s going therapist mode

• he sees a therapist! It’s nice to just have someone to talk to, yknow?

- Is the only one in the relationship who can remotely dress well. That’s not saying much

• wears plenty of shorts and plain t-shirts. Very much is a minimalist clothes kinda guy, but that’s on par with his shitty fashion sense (me tease)

- Huge fan of Hightide Era and Ink Theory

- Animals HATE him and he does not Know Why

- Speaks very loudly. Will ask the simplest question but shout it. He’ll ask “WHATS FOR DINNER‼️‼️” without knowing he’s shouting. Cannot control the volume of him voice

- Weird eating habits. Puts Ketchup in his tuna and peanut butter on his chips but he eats a lot of good home-prepared foods so it cancels out

- Tilly called him babygirl and I don’t think he’s been the same since

- Best hugger! They’re warm and comfortable and welcoming and he always rocks you back and forth, maybe even a firm pat on the back

- A big excitable guy! Don’t be mean to him!

[sofiiel]

Time of Your Life | Eddie x Reader

Excited Eddie | This Is Music! | Against The Rules? | a smidge surreal

Masterlist

A/n: God, Eddie would be so fun on a concert date. He'd be a great big ball of energy, the kind of guy that knows every lyric before it's sung. Just to see him thoroughly enjoy himself would be amazing, so, I'm giving this a go.

The band will remain nameless as B/n and M/n is for the musician's name, insert whatever band or person you think would be You and Eddie's desired concert for a day. Also, feel free to share who you and Eddie went to see.

Eddie can't stand still as the two of you wait in line. You bought him Floor tickets to see B/n. He's talking a mile a minute and if you hadn't become a pro at speed listening it would have sounded like a language you didn't know.

"And they're going to be preforming a song from the unreleased album, and we're going to be so close to the stage" He went on, nearly crushing the band Tee in his hands.

"Eddie, they'll be selling new ones inside, why'd you bring that old thing?" You ask. He blinks at you in disbelief, "you know what, I still love you." He said to you while hugging his shirt tight.

"It's the emotional connection. I need to have them sign this one, this shirt that has taken spills, this shirt that doubled as pajamas and carried my drool, this shirt that has seen blood sweat and tears." He ranted, "not some new shirt I hardly know."

You laugh and "sure, now I feel awkward about just buying a poster inside to get signed."

Eddie grins, "have them sign your pants." He said. "My pants?" you ask. Eddie shrugs, "yeah, why not?"

"Because these are my favorite ones, the signatures would wash out. And Not wearing them again isn't an option." You protest. Eddie hums, "you know you're right, those pants of yours have a beautiful view." He says, leaning to still a look at your butt.

"See, we both need these pants. Can't retire them yet." you say as Eddie stands closer, slipping his hand into your back pocket while you lean against him, waiting for the line to move.

Inside the lobby, Eddie has you by the hand, if he walked any faster he'd have to jog. You're glad you opted for the comfy shoes rather than the one that looked cool, and here you thought you'd regret it.

Now standing on the floor, Eddie is nearly bouncing, his eyes darting between you and the stage. "I'm so damned amped right now, babe." he says, the smile on his face just won't go away.

"Yes, and it's infectious!" you cheer, a smile to match his popping up.

Smoke fills the stage, and the amps are humming, As B/n greets the crowd and the intro to the first song plays, Eddie looses it. He's jumping up and down in the air, legs curled in with each leap so that his knees touch his stomach.

Horns are thrown up in the air as the jumping stops, and you toss yours up too. You and Eddie nearly scream the song lyrics as you sing to each other over the hundreds of voices singing right along with you.

Eddie holds you close once he needs a bit of time to catch his breath, the crowd gets a little pushy, Eddie quietly holds out his arm to create distance between a fan who nearly knocked out over trying to get a closer look at the stage, and you.

There are only a few songs left in the set now, and the moment he hears a new melody play, Eddie grabs your hand and drags you through the crowd. "Eddie!" You can't just-"

"We're still in the right section." He says quickly. However, when you stop, you find yourself looking right up at the band from the bottom of the stage. "Holy shit!" you gasp.

"I know!" Eddie cheers.

Eddie's already singing along with the new song, and the frontman seems to be pretty impressed.

It happens fast, your mind can't register it. Eddie's managed to get invited up to the stage, and he's dragging his emotional support Y/n right along with him.

You want to shout and to protest, but the grin he flashes you as he calls out over the roar of the crowd "let's go babe!" hushes you right up.

B/n is amused by both Eddie's euphoric hype, and your stunned deer expression. Eddie's not wasting this chance, and runs to one of the guitarists, begging for the guitar.

You feel awkward just lingering, But Eddie pulls you close to him as he lowers his stance and starts playing with the band, You warp your arms over his shoulders from behind, hugging him loosely enough so that he can play.

You feel pride swell in your chest as he keeps up with the pros, and they are each giving him props for it. Your eyes are stuck on him, you know you must look silly to those below, but you don't care.

Eddie returns the guitar to his heroes and whirls around to face you. He's got a chance to do something outrageous, and he's going to damn well do it.

There's a wildly mischievous smile on his face, showing all his teeth as his eyes twinkle. You don't have time to guess what's on his mind as you're pulled to him and dipped.

It happens so fast, for a second you think you're falling, but his grip on you his firm as he plants his lips against yours. In the thrill of everything that has happened, it's a passionate kiss, and you hold onto his arms. His heart is thundering in his ears, and you're hearing your own as well.

Eddie breaks the kiss, takes your hand and makes a run for it, with your hand in his you can't stop the momentum and have to follow as he says "jump!" Your feet follow his taking to the air, and you Mimic Eddie's movements as he turns, allowing the Crowd to carry the both of you.

Eddie throws his horns into the air, nearly cackling, his eyes squinting almost closed as he smirks curved up his cheeks. He's looking at you as you look around in amazement. "This isn't happening!" you call out, grinning. "It's totally happening!" He shouts at you.

The last song is sung, and B/N bids goodbye to the crowd that begging for one last song at the top of their lungs. Looking at Eddie, he's just about glistening with sweat from dancing about, banging his head, playing with the band and crowd-surfing.

He kisses your eyelids, "thank you" and your cheek, "I love you" then your nose "You're the most amazing person ever." and then your lips. This time the kiss is slow, his hands hold you by your hips, but one can't help up slip to rest against the side of your neck as he gently sucks and pulls at your bottom lip.

People exiting the concert hall into the lobby stare, or mutter about you two being sickening.

You don't care, nor do you truly notice. Eddie's slightly damp hair stick's to his cheek, you brush it away gently as you close your eyes, and part your lips. Eddie's careful with letting his tongue wander.

"Come on, the meet and greet has started!" a fan calls to their friend.

Eddie gasps and breaks the kiss, he takes up your hand again and books it up the hall. "We're gonna miss the signing!" He shouts.

Eddie quietly fanboyed in your ear while waiting in a line that wrapped around the hall for the signing. "I got to play with M/n! I can't fucking believe it!" Eddie said for the ninth time.

"You one day some excited aspiring artist is going to be gushing just like this about you." you say.

Eddie looks down at you and smiles gently, "Nah...." he says waving you off, He peeks around the line to see how far it is before looking back down at you bashfully, "you think?" he asks.

"Oh I know. And hopefully he's genius enough to drag his emotional support person up there with him, and shock the shit out of them with an earth-shattering kiss." you tell him.

Eddie smirked, "wait, it was earth-shattering?" He asked, brows raised high.

"Look the lines moving!" you say quickly, feeling your cheeks heat up. Eddie walks forward and turns back to you, "now back to how my kiss just rocked your world better than B/n, apparently." He said. Nope, you weren't getting out of that so easily.

Reaching the front of the line, Eddie fully calmed himself. It was obvious he didn't want to freak out too much in front of his heroes. He carefully laid out his shirt before them, untying it from his belt. "Hey, it's you, you've got some real talent," says M/n.

For a moment you thought Eddie would blush, but he fought it off well as he smiled. "You don't know how much that means to me. Like no Idea." Eddie said.

"The name of the future shredder? Who do we make this out to?" M/n asked with a smile only a star could give. And Eddie was indeed star struck.

"Eddie Munson." he says.

You lean around Eddie, and whisper your pet name for him. M/n laughs as he signs it to "Eddie P/n Munson," the other band members leave signatures of their own.

"Eddie Munson, Fucking Metal"

"Eddie, this one's for you."

"To Axe Murderer Munson"

Each one made his smile grow more, and you were concerned that his cheeks would spasm. But soon got lost in daydreaming, You couldn't wait for the day it was Eddie and the guys sitting at one of these tables.

It wasn't a matter of if, only when. Watching Eddie talk with the band, you found yourself silently wishing that when that day comes, you'd be there front and center, his biggest fan, and first in line to the signing.

"How, in the actual hell, did you just pull that off?" You ask Eddie as you sit in the passenger's seat of his Van. The two of you are headed for a diner, M/n wrote down on a piece of paper.

B/n collectively invited Eddie to dinner with them, to give him some pearls of wisdom into the life of professional musicians, a short of half hour crash course.

Eddie chuckled and shook his head, "I don't know. Pinch me." He said. You playfully reach towards his arm, "no! Not for real!" he called.

"I'm playing." you laugh.

"This is huge, I bet they remember you when Corroded Coffin hit's their level. Can you imagine? Looking back on today, when that happens?" You asked.

Eddie smiled faintly, eyes fixed to the road as he could feel his heart filling up.

"Or when you like going on tour with them, opening for them or maybe - maybe," you chatter on excitedly, "they open for Corroded, that, my love, would be clutch as hell."

"I don't know if I'm over the moon or scared of the faith you have in me, us." Eddie chuckled nervously. "It's some big shoes to fill, babe." He murmured.

"Oh you can do it, but You don't need to fill the shoes, You're going to make me proud regardless. You're my star no matter what." you tell him.

It's enough to make him blush. "I'll let you sign my favorite pants." you hum.

"It'll wash out." He laughed.

You shrug, "so you just keep signing them."

"Just saying, it's going to happen, just you wait." you add.

You and Eddie waited in the odd little diner with bright yellow seats. It wasn't the sort of place you expect B/n to choose to decompress. But then again, maybe that was the whole point.

"Probably fewer fans lurking about." was Eddie's reasoning.

After debriefing, freshening up and coming out of stage clothing, the members of B/n arrived at the diner.

After a bout of small talk, heavy praising of Eddie's skill, and some helpful friendly constructive criticism, B/n started to talk about the lifestyle, work ethic and more of being a professional musician.

You quietly wrote notes down for Eddie on napkins while he sat enthralled, listening attentively to the band and what words they had to offer him.

Eddie's heavily focused, you can tell by the serious expression on his face. You've only ever seen him this focused when he is working on a new song, writing up a campaign, or when listening to you when you really need it.

But you love that look, for a moment Eddie glances towards you. He catches you watching him, and he sends you a quick wink. It's a struggle to fight off a silly grin, surely you can sit around and be that couple in front of B/n.

Then again, it's much too late for that concern.

After the meal, a chat, and a smoke B/n leave to turn in for the night. As it stands to reason, they're exhausted.

Eddie stomps out his cigarette, and the two of you go back inside the diner, wanting desert. Eddie slumps in his chair once everything is quiet, his hands tucked behind his head as he exhales and whistles.

He looks at you, and you back at him, then slowly the two of you burst into a fit of laughter. "Holy shit, what's happening!" Eddie exclaimed gleefully. "They absolutely loved you." you say.

"I got tips, from M/n. I got tips from B/n" Eddie whispered, nearly dancing in his seat. "Oh, the guys are going to be so jealous." He exhaled.

"Green with it." You hummed.

Sitting up, Eddie fussed at his hair, eyes holding a dreamy wonder in them, as he watched the remains of his ice cream melt away. "Wow." he whispered.

You give him a warm smile, standing up you walk to sit in his lap and kiss him gently. "Happy birthday Eddie."

He looks up at you, takes your hands in his and kisses the back of them before holding your hands to his heart. "I'll never forget this day, ever. Even when I'm an ancient husk of myself, never forgetting this day." He said.

He kisses the back of your hands once more, "Or you. Not ever. I had the time of my life, and I had it with you." He whispered.

"Best birthday ever?" you ask.

Eddie nods and, leaning in for another kiss, he murmurs, "best birthday ever."

Masterlist

[ryker-writes]

Other relationships Au

So I was talking with @starboyshoyo and we mentioned how there's an alternate universe out there where Jaxon ends up with Cater, so I'm here to write some things about Jaxon if he were to end up with others

General relationship headcannons

Jaxsil:

such a soft relationship these two have

I mean the one who barely sleeps and the one who sleeps most of the time?

yeah they balance each other out

they kinda try to protect each other often in their relationship

both from physical threats and emotional threats

but they're pretty tough so they can get through anything thrown their way

Silver has never judged Jaxon for his past and that's something Jaxon treasures

the two are partners in class and their relationship slowly grows from there

they spend a lot of time cuddling as Silver sleeps and Jaxon watches over him

they're a pair that isn't afraid of PDA or physical affection, but they know their limits

like they're fine holding hands or kissing, but they're not going to full on make out in public or anything

They often have stargazing dates or go on walks together through botanical garden

the woodland creatures come to visit them and it's so peaceful

while Jaxon enjoys being at Diasomnia and hanging out with them, him and Sebek don't get along very well so Silver often has to break up their arguments or separate them

it's also a fairly common sight to see Jaxon carrying Silver around while he's sleeping or see Silver peacefully sitting with Jaxon as he plays guitar and sings

Jaxvil:

what a sassy relationship

their relationship is almost enemies to lovers in a way

but once they're together they like to throw sassy remarks towards each other, but they know they love the other

Vil: the icon of beauty and elegance is with Jaxon: the rugged guy who doesn't care about looks or appearances

what a power couple

Vil spends a lot of time on his own appearance in the mornings, but now he also takes time to help Jaxon with him

Jaxon now has a skin care routine and his hair is brushed regularly

if Vil has some extra time, he may even add some makeup to Jaxon's face

while Jaxon may act grumpy while Vil does this, he doesn't mind it that much

the two are in the spotlight a lot so they do have to be careful what they do together and how they act

Vil is a celebrity, and while Jaxon doesn't care what his fans think of him, it's important for Vil that they like him

Vil also has good connections and is able to help Jaxon get a music career up and running

and they would preform together too

their dates are often fancy restaurants or nights at home spent relaxing together

they're not as physically affectionate in public, but they're very affectionate when it's just the two of them

Jaxim:

joy? Jaxon sees it every day

as soon as he wakes up, he gets greeted by Kalim's bright smile

Jaxon really loves Kalim's smile and he's determined to protect that smile

Kalim has all the energy for the both of them

while Kalim is the one to act on impulse and Jaxon is the more rational one that stops him when he goes too far

the two of them bonded a lot during clubs and music

they even play and practice together from time to time

Jaxon is often carrying Kalim around in his arms or on his back

Kalim just loves to be carried

they also have no problem with showing affection in public

they just love each other so much, why hide it?

both are very affectionate and most of the time are holding onto each other or have a hand on the other in some way

Kalim has like a bodyguard now that's going to keep any threats away from him

Jaxon also gets used to parties and being around people

Kalim does try to limit the flashing lights or balloons at his parties because Jaxon doesn't like them

they've very in tune with how each other is feeling about anything and anytime

like you could say something to the other and they would be like "no my partner wouldn't agree with that" like they just know each other so well

Jaxcate:

#couplegoals

cute and social extrovert with grumpy and tough introvert

opposites but it works???

they bonded a lot during clubs and grew close because of that

Cater takes it upon himself to help give Jaxon style and a level of cuteness

there was one time he even tried to style Jaxon's hair similar to him

there are photo's of the two of them everywhere on magicam

Cater's all about the photos but Jaxon just sort of lets it happen

he doesn't pay too much attention to it

Cater now has scary guard dog privileges

no one is going to bother him

they're actually very cute together

I mean they do some lovey dovey things that Cater recommends and they often have dates

all the cuddles, and all the affection

Cater often helps Jaxon socialize more with people and get along with them

he helps Jaxon learn how to get along with people and learn how to communicate more

the two of them are together almost all the time and it's like they're inseparable

[starsambrosia]

Update post

We felt like we weren't our authentic self and we're super uncertain as to how to go about Tumblr :/ should we all have separate streams or stream under one acc and just say who's out so we can all share in benefits as we do with the body.

That's seems to be the best course of action but I'm really...me so I like to ramble a lot about witchcraft and just chatter and have fun be wildin engage

But Prince likes to be more to himself preformer, light tangents about spirituality, public meditations, spiritual and energetic work

You see where we clash yeah?

So @princesmeadow @demigoddisaster and @sigmashub are the ones considered bc @henasse doesn't seem to give a shit about going live and kinda hates it

Also my streams can be at like 4am being super cryptic and Princes more like poetic and Spiritual

I Channle chaos and like weird core vibes/atreamerboy

And Prince channels energy in the form of emotion, aura, music, a lot of Pisces there drifts off into thought very whimsical

And we just don't mesh in that way I always talk over him or he suppresses me and it just makes us sad.

So I'm thinking maybe, we have our own accounts because I have a problem with using social media like a goldrush content creator. And I don't want my habbit to ruin Princes streams meant for dedication and spiritual practice

Because like if we do share an account I'll just want to collect a bunch for the diamonds and be seen as important. Where I'm trying to rework how I handle social media and use it as a non competitive genuine hobby

That's why I picked Tumblr live because there's no expectation to preform like YouTube or twitch or like no time limit like TikTok or whatever you can literally do what I did and film a door at 4am and get like 11 people with you that's so cool to me like

I wasn't alone at 4am I was watching a door with my 11 pals

Picture that 11 people staring at a door for 24 minutes or smth

Anyways I don't think Prince would want that on his blog he's wayyyy more spiritual and we have totally different intrests.

For both accounts I am going to link @sigmashub for bio and stash posts so it'll be a hub that's basically just about us 3 as a system

Also dw I will add a tag so you can block my going live and live ended posts

Anyways so I'll be tagging all Live related posts as #DeosLive or #Deos Live

Ended or started it'll be #DeosLive or #Deos Live

Not everyone wants to know and it can get super spammy I want my dash to look chaotic /pos not chaotic /neg

So basically if you guys are interested in Witchy rants

@demigoddisaster

I do more ADHD tangents and talk to audience or do other shit and chat like hangout type shit

@princesmeadow

Prince is more devotional acts and focusing on performance with some drifting, vision reflection and like wandering off astrally

You should check him out!

And @sigmashub

Is going to be our WIP for today to get all our accounts linked up together /haha D.I.D fun/

It'll be the bio acc for everyone as well as a short about and couple other things like social links ect.

Fun fun!

Ransome last thing

a gift that represents us

Prince:

Henasse:

Amadeos:

[silentiumlitwicks]

1-5 music asks ඞ

1 Song i like with a Color in the title:

Vanilla Twilight- Owl City

The ULTIMATE YEARNING SONG songs that make you feel the entire scope of human emotion in 3 minutes.

2 song i like with a number in the title: I have 3 actually

21 Guns- Green Day

I don’t fucking Care how edgy it is sometimes I just really fucking feel it man. “Put up your arms, give up the fight” yeah, felt.

The five of us are dying - my chemical romance

This is like a early demo of welcome to the black parade with completely different lyrics but similar music and it’s good on its own.

The Magic 8 - Set it off

“so shake the magic 8 until it breaks breaks breaks. And close you eyes and take a leap of faith faith faith. Don’t be afraid of going your own way way way, shake the magic 8 until it breaks” just…. Yeah man Cody Carson was so right.

3 A song that reminds you of summertime:

Summertime-My Chemical Romance

Ha I’m funny

Forever Stuck in our Youth - Set it Off

“I’m on a permanent vacation, we’re young we’re young we’re dumb and we don’t care. And I don’t owe an explanation we’re young we’re young we’re dumb and we don’t care. FOREVER STUCK IN OUR YOUTH”

Just has that vibe of a song you’d hear at a end of High school year party.

4 A song that reminds you of someone you’d rather forget about:

There’s a few and they’re mostly from Emmet

I don’t love you- my chemical romance

“WHEN YOU’RE GONE WOULD YOU EVEN TURN TO SAY I DONT LOVE YOU LIKE I DID YESTERDAY”

enough said

Wolf in Sheeps Clothing - Set It Off

Yeah the edgy song in every anime villain amv. When emmet heard it the first time he was out in the driveway at our old apartment singing his heart out to it and the neighbor called over and said he had a beautiful voice.

“maybe you’ll change? Abandon all your wicked ways and start all over start all over”

Hum Hallelujah- Fall Out Boy

“A teenage vow in a parking lot until tonight do us part i sing the blues and you swallow them too”

“I love you in the same way there’s a chapel in the hospital, one foot in your bedroom and out the door.”

Lyrics in this one are something that’s for damn sure.

5 a song that needs to be played LOUD:

Disloyal Order of Water Buffalos- Fall Out Boy

“IM A LOSE BOLT OF A COMPLETE MACHINE WHAT I MATCH I AM HALF DOOMED AND YOURE SEMI SWEET, SO BOYCOTT LOVE DETOX JUST TO RETOX AND ID PROMISE YOU ANYTHING FOR ANOTHER SHOT AT LIFE AND PERFECT BOYS WITH THIER PERFECT LIVES NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING ABOUT TRAGEDY”

This song is our anthem, I may be the one who made it our top song of 2022 in only two months time but this is just a song for the whole system.

The World we Knew- sayonara wild hearts soundtrack

“I’ll treasure any fragments left behind”

Yeah man …. Yeah. Cannot put into words the emotions this song inflicts on me. Both the game version and the demo version have a Vice grip on my brain and I constantly find myself belting out “they say begin again, they say begin again, I’ll take any fragments I can find.” Man.jpeg minato family guy death pose emoji and I know you get it, dear asker you feel this song in your soul like I do.

This is Gospel - Panic! at the disco

When you’re going the fuck through you will Blast this song and not give a flying fuck. I hate Brendan urine as much as the next guy but this song just fucking HITS.

Ancient History- Set it Off

“I KNOW I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE YOU WILD YOU KNOW YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME SMILE BUT IIIIIIIIIIII NEED YOU TO BE MY ANCIENT HISTORY”

Even if you don’t have a clingy ex that you can’t seem to shake this song fucks hard and is AMAZING preformed live.

Backside of the Tv- Persona 4

Just yeah man yeah.

[maurenislife]

Categorical Guide to Boys

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠...

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Type 1 : Fake woke Schizophrenic Hotep Know it all 

This specific type reaks of a brain that has marinated too long in YouTube and un-chcecked conspiracy theory and edvidence 

he has speed read hastily, never has double checked any theory

he just has tried shrooms and is experiencing exisitiental feelings and has no tools to interpret it so he uses cheap low hanging fruit of theories and culture. 

has no set views and can be easily moved if you use the right langauge cause he has no scope of transitional words or know the inner workings of argument IE persuasion. 

I suggest you preform your own customized litmus test to make sure somebody is normal is to test their basic knowledge of reality and socital problems at large. 

often hypocrites 

skimmed thru history and assumes most information at headline value

his schizophrenia about no reality and conspiracy overlap in a scary way not a smart way.

SUGGESTION: stay away unless you wanna become his next victim 

-- subset spawns also reference 

“stay at home pothead”

”ego death victims” 

RATING 0/10 UNBEARABLE 

Type 2: Chill  “insert drug” Guy 

smoking is their entire personailty

they are chill

super quiet 

very annoying

they think their Seth rogan and they are not half as entertaining

clumsy at being cool

cute at being clumsy which makes them cool

quiet 

He lives in the moment so he forgets the future and misjudges the past

he can move foward with a lot he just be chilling

needs a vape or a smoking device at all times

Often his life will go no where 

there's always the ex as his true love *fight me

they will often to too fried to even give a fuck about how you feel

they live in a secondary reality probably with a green tint 

---subset spawns include 

“soundcloud drug dealer”

“cool isn't cool enough for cool dude so its not cool till I say its cool dude”

RATING 8/10 they are enjoyable but don't get too high u might start to feel like you could do better 

Type 2.5 : *SUBSET SPAWN/ Soundcloud drug dealer

they always send u music or ask for input on music or projects

Your extensive knowledge on Rap will never be enough or compared to his 

you know “nothing” bout this song...... NOTHING period

he wants to be the next carti but he will be the next HVAC cause they mostly all suck

you will end up liking one song 

“hyperactive narcissist driven psychosis” THIS is cause they drug deal and sit in the house all day alone. They can develop a level of psychosis with a hard splash of narcissism cause they breathe their own air and ice each braincell with cookie apple fritter gelato packed woods. they can be driven now into a narcissist driven dreamland which mirrors heavy psychosis little do they know cause they high af all day. their morals tier on gimmick and notoriety. they are the end all be all, they are the winner and the loser. Their life is the Odyssey in which they believe they are the only unique force in this life when in reality there are many people just like him.

he is either always horny cause he is alone or always wants emotional reassurance cause he is alone

all his friends are complete assholes as well 

even though they are all fake deep cause of the heavy drug use they all are  active HYPOCRITES.

you are never the only one there are several bitches of different flavors in his phone

His ego death created a personality scarred by the ego death 

if he often gets mad at you its cause you have proven time and time again you  just “happen to be cooler” than him

If he really wants to fuck you he probably wants to really fuck 5 other girls too.

He will always secretly hate you 

----subset spawn includes 

“stay at home pothead”

5/10 seeing is believing so at least you met one, they are a fun pastime but love them at a distance don't feed their ego anymore than ur text back did.

Type 3  We get it he's athletic* 

always at the gym

just recently lost weight and wants to shame you

used to play sports 

Might think he looks back on highschool memories like nostalgia but it’s definitely envy

Loves his mom way too much

Takes the adult league way too seriously

Has a borderline autistic love for sports

Relates life and real life situations to sports on a unreal level

Might think he wants a gym rat girlfriend but actually likes the fact he can compare himself to you subconsciously

Secretly smokes alotta weed but “anti drug” as a health performance

If they play college sports their ego will be inflated grossly

In his freetime he will mention about how he has to immediate back to the gym

The sex will be good but not enough that u believed all he does is workout.. you would have been expecting more

Shames the party lifestyle but takes part in it part two hypocrisy

If he recently had a weight transformation his ego will be back like it never left

They are secretly insecure as fuck

They watch porn to a unhealthy degree and probably envy the male performers

RATING 6/10 they look good but boy are they annoying…. If only they could let go of the mommy and image issues smh

—— subset spawn include and not limited to

“Infinite highschooler”

“Son of a frat”

[magicpumpkin3]

your post with the mother tongue gave me this idea. The Dorm Leaders react to "Once upon a December" in German. I think that my mother tongue was sing very well in this song

Note: It was not specified if that's reaction to the reader singing or just the song in general, so I'll just roll with reader singing it

Note: I also changed my policy, now it's max 5 characters per request (I asked who would my dear costumer love to see, so there were no more incidents)

Malleus Draconia

Malleus is the classic romance type of guy, so he would definitely like tune of the song. He loves balls especially if he is invited, so he would love this type of song, moreover if you danced with him to it.

Let’s say he doesn't know German, I think Malleus would be absolutely smitten with that melody, it sounds so beautiful coming from your lips, he can't help himself, even if he doesn’t know the meaning behind the words. Prince just wants to start humming it’s tune with you, to feel himself be part of your fairytale, to be not only royalty but your personal prince, Malleus would love it above all.

Draconia would love to know the meaning beside such a beautiful song, so that he could aren’t a ball or something similar with this wonderful melody being the main tune. Malleus would be on the seventh sky if you would be his dance partner on that ball too.

Moreover he’s just so in love with you as you sing this marvelous song. Prince has this love struck eyes look on his face, it’s so cute. He will absolutely praise you on your vocal skills, no matter what you say, he’ll just have to convince you that he’s right. If anyone says otherwise aside from you, well… We don’t talk about it.

Sing more for him please, he would love it.

Vil Schoenheit

My dear, if someone can appreciate fine art, he is the one. Vil is so in love with this song, it makes everything even better that he knows the meaning behind the lyrics, since he knows German. Vil is all about you singing. He wants to show your talent to everyone in the world, so everyone will know how talented you are.

Vil would love to use your song in one of his movies or use it as a background music to his famous fashion shows. This top model also thought about becoming a producer for your musicians/singer career but that’s entirely up to you. He would absolutely praise and constantly compliment your singing abilities, if you feel, like you need to practice more, he’ll gladly help.

It also makes Vil happy that you sing in German, it feels like you share such an intimate contention because of it. He understands you and you understand Vil. In return famous actor would love to sing to you in German too of course, so you could experience the same emotions he felt, when you sand for him.

If you can sing in German, he thinks you cam speak German, so he often strikes conversations between the two of you in his other language, just to spite others and make you both feel special. That also means the inside jokes in German too.

If you ask him, Vil would live to sing in due with you, all you have to do is ask dear.

Azul Ashengrotto

Azul knew his dear angel could sing beautifully, but he had no idea you could sing so wonderfully in more then two languages. This octoboy is mesmerized, he can’t take his eyes off of you, he is so in love and has those lovy dovy eyes, so cute. He wants all the world to hear your voice but at the same time he doesn’t want anyone to know, so you could sing only for him.

At some point he proposes to you in general the idea of preforming at his establishment, so it would be more popular. Azul is convinced that people would give absolute anything to hear you sing, not to mention it’s going to be in different language. It sounds so harsh, yet gentle coming from your lips, he can’t help but want to listen to it forever.

He wants to know the meaning of the song, Azul also wants to sing back to you but he’s really shy about it. He’s anxious he will sound bad please give encouragement, he’s so scared. Azul gets a bit emotional when he finds out the story behind the song, makes him worried that something similar could’ve occurred to you.

This octopus baby wants to hear you sing again, but he’s too shy to ask, so he just happens to be near you when certain circumstances require your vocal skills.

If you feel at least tab bit insecure about your voice, he'll do everything in his power to change your perspective, after all, you are his angel, so of course you bound to have an angelic voice.

Azul loves your voice to peaces, he's even tempted to steal it for himself.

Riddle Rosehearts

Riddle loves your voice! He thinks that you have an excellent vocal cords, not to mention that you can speak 2 languages fluently. Yeah, a lot of students can say that they can speak in more then one tongue, but how many of them actually mean it? Not a lot. He loves the other language, he thinks it has those strict and harsh, yet how you speak it makes it sound different, he adores it.

At some point you'll catch Riddle humming the tune to himself, while he does something. That Dorm leader may do it on purpose, who knows. Riddle will be all about self improvement, so if you feel like your singing isn’t the best which he thinks is an obvious misconception, he will try to help you. Bring the best notes and do his best to be your study body, even though he won’t sing that much.

Of course Riddle wants to know the origin of the said song, please, do tell more. He will have nightmares though if you tell him the whole story. Riddle feels so much sympathy for the princess, though he is greatly that it’s just a movie but if you do tell him it’s based of the real events he will need some alone time.

Tea parties are now filled with some pleasant conversations in German. Riddle is determined to learn it, so he could help you improve in your singing that’s just his excuse to spend more time with and have more intimate moments between you.

At some point riddle decided that he wants to arrange a tea party with ball like aesthetic, he says a ball must be arranged at least once a semester that little hedgehog, he knows it was more of word play in rule book, so of course he uses the opportunity to use your song as a tune for the ball don’t be surprised if it’s also a winter ball too.

Can you tell him more about the song’s origins?

[renjiokumura]

Love?

Min Yoongi x Plus size reader

Disclaimer: Anything I write is purely fiction.

Tags: Angst, Established Relationship, and cursing.

Summary: Everyone has there limits and Y/N just found Yoongi’s. 

A/N: I write the reader pretty undescriptive. I tend to use female pronouns, so you’ll probably have to specifically ask me for something with male pronouns or gender neutral. But the reader can be any race you are and be related to the characters through adoption or whatever helps you move the story along. I want everyone to feel like they can read my writing.

The lights were flashing, blood was bumping, and the noises were deafening. There was a thin layer of sweat coating your body, and mixed with the hot lights shining upon you, you glowed. With poise, precision, and wild abandon, you hit every dance move and wreaked the stage. You commanded the stage with your wild energy and your fans loved it. You never thought in a million years you would be preforming as a musical artist, let a lone at MAMA as the opening act. But here you were rapping and singing your songs for your fans. Your new style was a diamond in the rough theme, with flashy accents here, grungy tones there, and punk black filling everywhere else. You are probably wondering how you got here, well it all started a little less than a year ago.

It had been two years into your relationship and on your end, it seemed like everything was going wonderfully in it, but you were very wrong.

You were a sweet doting girlfriend. Ever since you were a child you loved to care and help people as much as you could. That was sweet and all, but some people found that overbearing, that’s why you didn’t have too many friends growing up. You got better at reining it in enough to get a friend, but you still had your moments.

“Y/N, you know he’s busy, so give him some space. The boys will be there for him if something happens so calm down.” Your friend sighed, exasperated with you for staring at your phone instead of enjoying each other’s presence at your favorite café.

“I know, I know. But I still get worried and he hasn’t texted back for about a day and the longest he has ever not responded was an hour.” You looked up at you friend with pleading eyes, “He’s been doing this for a while now and I don’t know why.”

F/N abruptly stood up and snatched your phone out of your hand. “I’m doing this for your own good.” You were staring at her in complete shook as she sped walked out of the café.

“WAIT!” you said running after her. When you finally caught up with her you confronted her actions. “Why did you steal my phone and where are we going?” you asked out of breath.

She smirked looking at you, “Somewhere you can relax,” and looked forwards again walking with a purpose.

Back at the BTS dorm there was tension flowing rampantly. Yoongi had turned his phone off yesterday and it has been off since then. He was already irritated from the soon approaching comeback, and it would only get worst if he turned his phone back on.

It was a known fact that Yoongi was a patient, caring, and overall nice person. Don’t get me wrong, he did have a cold aura but underneath that was a very nice man. But everyone had their limits, and Yoongi was getting close to his.

He genuinely loved his girlfriend and was nothing but grateful of her caring and supporting nature, but it was driving him crazy at the moment.

Currently he was stressing over finishing the last track of their new album, when there was a knock at the door. “Come in,” he said not caring who it was.

Jimin poked his head in the door cautiously knowing that his hyung was in no mood for any unnecessary distractions. “Hyung,” he called out nervously, “There has been a change in the schedule today and they need us right now at the dance studio.”

The growl that came from the rapper after did not ease the unfortunate messenger of the bad news from his nervousness. Taking a few calming breaths Yoongi respond to Jimin.

“Ok. Tell them I’ll be ready in 10 minutes, okay?” he said tiredly to his dongsaeng.

Jimin gave him a faint smile and nod then left as quietly as he came.

Thinking this would be a good way to let out some tension he got ready to go to the dance studio, unfortunately it was everything but. On the drive to the studio, he was under the impression that they would make slight adjustments to the dance routines. Instead, when the boys arrived at the dance studio they found out that the choreographer changed about half of the whole dance.

And that isn’t even the worst of it. Yoongi was messing up almost all of the new moves, which resulted in them staying longer. It wasn’t until 4 hours later that the new dance was perfected. The boys left the dance studio at about 9:30 PM and they were exhausted, more stressed then before they got there, and starving. On the drive home some of them took a nap and some were too restless to even let their consciousness slip away and obviously Yoongi was one not taking a nap.

As the boys were making their way back, you were finishing up getting food for the guys, knowing they aren’t taking care of themselves because of the comeback. Not to long ago, you and F/N split ways after leaving a cool new karaoke place you had been dying to go to. On the short walk to the dorms, you were bubbling with excitement to see the boys, especially your boyfriend.

You truly did love him. He was your rock and you were his marshmallow. He made you feel so good about yourself when you were down about your weight and you made sure to be there for him when he needed some help. You guys just worked so well together.

The boys got back to the dorms a few minutes before you, and that was enough time for the storm to start and wreak havoc. As the boys left the car slightly dazed and confused, Yoongi left his phone in the car, but Jungkook noticed and got it.

“Yoongi-hyung,” he called as he walked in the house last.

Yoongi turned around wondering what the maknae wanted but froze a little seeing the younger boy turning on his phone.

“Here you know our higher ups don’t like us having our phones off. Be careful.” He playfully scolded with his bunny smile not knowing what he had truly done.

As soon as the phone was in Suga’s hand, it started blowing up with multiple texts, missed calls, and voicemail notifications. And that is when Min Yoongi finally reached his limit. Shouting curses, he threw his phone lucky missing any of the members and or walls in his anger driven actions.

“I’m sick and fucking tired of her bullshit!” he was pacing at this point wanting to break something but trying to channel his anger in to just shouting. All the other boys were a little terrified at the out burst and didn’t know what to do or what it was about.

“Fuck!” he was stopped facing the boys and unaware of the person who snuck in after Jungkook.

“I mean fucking hell! I can’t do anything without her worrying me with her worrying about me for 5 secs. She’s over bearing, overly sensitive, and just plain annoying. She has been blowing up my phone with constant texts and I’m reaching my wits end with Y/N.” He finally finished his anger fueled confession, not knowing that the last person he wanted to hear it heard every word.

You couldn’t believe you ears. During his whole outburst, you were in the kitchen.  You were about to fix him a plate of food from the dinner you had brought him and the boys but were stopped by the loud volume of his voice. You knew you could be a little much and you came to terms with that even tried to fix it but hearing that the love of your life couldn’t even handle you really hurt.

Your body was visibly shaking with all the emotions running through you, but the most overpowering emotion was heartbreak. Silent tears fell from your eyes and they wouldn’t stop coming. Amazingly you were able to quietly make your way out of the house without being notice. As soon as you were out in the cold with only yourself and your thoughts, you cried hysterically and ran all the way home, running like you never have before.

Meanwhile back at the dorm, Taehyung had caught a waft, during Yoongi’s explosion of angry words, of delicious food. When Yoongi had settled down a little, the vocalist went to find out what the source of the smell was and left towards the kitchen. With Tae’s sudden movement, everyone broke from their stunned states noticing the smell of food and were soon following in behind him, even Yoongi.

Upon arriving to the kitchen, the boys found a big feast packed in multiple containers filled with their favorite foods. They all were confused on where it had come from. On closer inspection they noticed a uncomplete plate filled with some of Yoongi’s favorite foods and all came to the same realization.

“Fuck,” the oldest rapper cursed under his breath. Before anyone could make a move, in the silence, a single text notification was heard that made Yoongi’s blood run cold. Slowly grabbing his phone like it would bite him if he touched it. He unlocked it and saw the last text he would get from her for a long time.

My Love: Enjoy the food. I hope you guys have an amazing comeback. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be a bother. I promise I won’t anymore.

A/N: I might add more to this but I’m not sure. I just want to get some of my WIPs out there.

[thatringboy]

Xiaoven idol au? 👀 (no angst please ahah)

okay it may seem a tiny bit angsty at the beginning but i prommy it turns into kisses and cuteness as it goes on

We're Doing It Together

Warnings: Xiao being dumb as rocks and oblivious as hell to everything

Characters: Xiao, Venti

Ships: Xiaoven

Word Count: 1,774

Summary: Idol!Xiao finds out that his close friend Venti wants to join a new troupe after the two of them being solo for a while

The cold night air bit at the young man’s nose as he pulled his forest green hood down over his eyes. He could see his breath float away in the air as he sighed and checked his watch.

He’s late.

The sound of sneakers smacking the pavement got louder in his ears until someone ran up to him out of breath. “Xiao! I’m so sorry! Practice ran long and then Kaeya started an argument with Lisa and then--”

Xiao put a hand to silence him and returned his gaze to the frozen river under the bridge. “It’s fine. Must be nice to have a group like that.”

The new arrival laughed lightly and nudged him. “You make it sound like I’m on stage preforming with them!”

“It’s not like Jean won’t let you.”

He put his hands behind his head, his teal braids blowing gently in the wind. “Eh, my time has come and gone for this business.”

Xiao glared at him. “You make us sound old!”

It was true, the two young men no longer preformed with their original groups. Xiao’s group “Yaksha 5” had disbanded as the other four members all left the idol business and his new band “Adepti” only met once a month to write songs. No more live performances. The other young man, Venti, used to preform under the stagename “Barbatos” with the famous idol group “Celestia”, but he and the other remaining senior member - a tall man who went by the stagename “Morax” - had left a while ago. Now, Morax went by Zhongli and occasionally wrote songs with Adepti while Venti became a choreographer with a popular rookie troupe named “Favonius”.

The two stood there in silence watching the lights of streetlamps dance off of falling snowflakes before them. Venti tucked his hands into his jacket pockets and sighed. “I got an offer from a new group of guys who want me on stage with them. They say they want me on soprano.”

Xiao gave him a sideways look. “And? I thought you swore off preforming or something when you left Celestia.”

Venti balled his hands into fists inside his pocket and didn’t meet his eyes. “I think… I met the center of this group; he’s a really nice guy. They’ve got a manager already and apparently have done some music with Jean. She’s the one who got me in contact with them.”

“So you’re gonna join them?” His voice sounded distant, lonely. There weren’t many solo performers in the idol world. Xiao and Venti had been riding their residual fame from their past groups for years and hadn’t really signed contracts with a single troupe from how sourly they left their past groups. Xiao thought they were special in that way… but Venti was the one still getting new offers for shows while Xiao had to almost beg to be an opening.

Venti looked him in the eyes. “I haven’t agreed to yet.”

“Really?” Xiao scoffed. “And here I thought you would be all over the chance to start a new group.”

The shorter man squinted his eyes. “I told them I’m only joining up if my conditions are met!”

Xiao’s eyebrows shot up. “You have standards?”

“Of course! And very high ones at that!” Venti pouted. “How else do you think I put up with you?”

Xiao felt warm in the face at that remark, he only prayed that the darkness of the night hid this from Venti.

Suddenly, Venti’s volume dropped to a whisper and he began to fidget with his fingers. “My conditions were that you had to join the group as well. They want to call the group ‘4NEMO’ and they were still searching for a fourth guy so I figured…”

He trailed off as he caught Xiao staring at him with a bewildered expression. Venti began to panic. Did he just hurt Xiao’s pride? He knew that the taller man didn’t like to accept help from others, but for some reason he thought this time would be different.

Venti was yanked from his thoughts as Xiao closed the distance between them and engulfed him in a hug. “My my, what a sudden show of affection!”

Xiao had did it to keep Venti from seeing the red on his cheek. Truth be told, he was deeply touched by Venti turning down a chance to play more shows if he couldn’t be by his side, but he was too inexperienced at returning kindness. A hug seemed to suffice, right?

“Thank you, Venti, that means the world to me.”

“Does it really?” The words spilled from his mouth before he even finished thinking them. He didn’t want Xiao to agree to something as serious as starting a new idol group with strangers just to appease him.

Xiao pulled away just to lean down and press the softest of kisses to Venti’s lips. The shorter of the two thought his heart was going to explode. Sure, the two had danced around each other for as long as they knew each other and Venti would have been a fool to not notice Xiao’s attractiveness during that time. But they had never been more than friends-who-flirt-with-each-other.

The taller pulled away with a red face as he searched Venti’s eyes. “Does that convince you?”

Venti nodded briskly, his brain not exactly processing what had just happened. It seemed Xiao’s brain was only just then catching up to his actions because he suddenly stepped back and covered his mouth with his hands, his eyes widening to a horrified expression.

“I didn’t--I mean--I--Sorry!” He blurted out from behind his hands.

Venti touched his own lips and blinked a few times before thinking of what to say. “So you really want to be in a group with me, huh?”

Xiao pulled his hands down and while his face was contorted into a snarl, his cheeks still burned red. “And? So what?! Don’t let it go to your head, I just need the money!”

The shorter man giggled and grabbed Xiao’s hand, lacing their fingers together without any resistance. “Sure, whatever you say~”

Despite his harsh tone, Xiao pressed the side of his body next to Venti’s to b closer to him. “So, who are the guys in this group?”

Venti hummed. “Well, the center is this blonde guy named Aether who’s new in town. I heard he’s done some work for Favonius in the past and that he’s friends with the girls in Qixing. The other guy is named Kazuha. He ran with Beidou’s crew for a bit to get away from the whole Tenryou Doxxing drama and now he’s teaming up with Aether to form 4NEMO. I think the manager is Sucrose. You know, Albedo’s manager? She’s picking up the job for this group too.”

“Hmm, impressive. Sounds like a good group. I think I’ll like it.” Xiao looked out to the distance.

Venti beamed. “Wait, you mean it?”

Xiao felt himself turning red again. “Ah, yeah, sure. I know Aether, we did so collab work once, I trust him.”

Venti reached up and poked his cheek. “And because you’ll be dancing with me?”

Xiao grabbed his hand and leaned down again. “I wouldn’t mind getting back into the idol drama if you were by my side. Maybe I just want you.”

The shorter man went red in the face and tried to laugh that last statement off. “Wow, that’s some confession, huh? It’s a good thing I feel the same way, otherwise I’d tease you to death over this.”

Xiao let go and his face dropped into a shocked expression. “You’re serious? You feel the same?”

Venti laughed out loud, hugging his sides. “Yes, dummy! Otherwise I wouldn’t have bothered with all of this! I thought all of that was clear when you kissed me! Gods you are slow!”

Xiao frowned and crossed him arms. “I was just… you’re very hard to read!”

Venti stopped laughing and grabbed the sides of Xiao’s hood, pulling him down to eye level. “And you are like an open book. It’s funny to watch you, Xiao. You can be very suave and smooth with your words, but other times you get all flustered and you close up. It’s cute!”

“I’m not cute.” He didn’t pull away, just adverted his eyes.

Venti made a disagreeing noise and closed the distance between them. This time the kiss was softer, smoother and had much more passion behind it. Venti made a happy noise when he felt Xiao wrap his arms around his back and moved to place his own arms around Xiao’s neck.

Xiao found himself sinking more and more into Venti’s embrace. The taste of cheap wine on his breath, the way his mouth molded to hold him and the way his hands gently caressed the back of his head was all too much for him to handle. His anxieties melted away as he pulled Venti’s smaller frame flush against his own. For just how long had he been waiting to do this? Ever since they met, Venti had always been flirty and open about his emotions, but Xiao had quickly deduced that it was all a mask he put on to keep himself from being hurt by those around him. Xiao was similar in that sense, always acting aloof and angry to keep people from getting too close to him. But when he was with Venti… none of that mattered. When he was with Venti, he didn’t care how badly things ended with Yaksha 5, he didn’t notice the way his ratings dropped, he didn’t pay attention to the social media slandering.

Venti was like some sort of wind spirit: always floating from one place to the other without a concern. Xiao wanted to learn more, to be more like him. And to him, joining this new 4NEMO group was the fastest way to do that.

When they pulled away, Venti did not fail to notice the glimmer of love in Xiao’s gaze. He brought his hands down to Xiao’s waist and hugged him close with a giggle. “You are cute.”

“No I’m not.” Xiao hugged him back with a pout.”

“Yes you are~”

“No I’m not.”

“Yes-s-s-s you are Gao-Xiao!” Venti bit his lip to keep from laughing.

Xiao let go and tried to push him away. “I am going to throw you over the side of this bridge if you call me cute one more time.”

Venti let him go with a smile, a hand fishing into his pocket for his phone. “Then I’ll call Aether and tell him you’re in?”

Xiao’s face went back to the loving smile from before. “Sure thing.”

[starcookiechu]

ROTT Review

SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE. You have been warned.

FYI: I just finished the movie. So my opinions may change a bit but here I am writing a full review.

Before I talk about the movie, I have to say this movie has fantastic animation. The music is as good as usual.

Ok now the story. Let’s start with the our Trollhunters.

Fair Lady Claire. My girlie Claire really brought her all into this. I’m really proud of the young woman she has grown up into. However for the sake of the plot and story they make her run out of magic juice quite a bit. But my girl is still the best and gives it her all.

Wingman Domzalski. I will be perfectly honest. Toby is kind of the annoying best friend at times and bothers me as a plus size person. (They really push the over eating thing to the point that it’s his biggest factor.) Toby is a very eager kid who is ready to get in the action. Never being negative to his friend but the best emotional support who will always be at his side. Sure Toby was used a bit as comedic relief in the movie but when push comes to shove, Toby will always be there to do the right thing.

Blinky is amazing as always. One of the best father figures out there.

Aarrrgh was there. Was great for the scenes he was in, but all together didn’t do much that altered the story.

Our Trollhunter, Jim Lake Jr. Someone I admire and basically see as my little brother/child. Kiddo really did it. I know everyone is upset that Jim’s arc was redone when we had the “Unbecoming” episode. If I could come to a peaceful middle ground, I saw we all need to blame Merlin. He really rocked Jim’s world and self worth. When the creator of the object you need to save the world with tells you “You’re not enough”, it really can be a great setback. But once we past that, Jim really pulled through. Amulet or not, he is our Trollhunter.

Mommy Dr. Lake was there. Barbara was mostly there for our emotions.

Dilf Strickler. I felt that he was changed a bit since we last saw him, but he had a new purpose. He was more cautious and happy because he had a chance at a happy life with Barbara. Which makes what happens to him more upsetting. 

Nomura my sweet. This movie did not deserve you. At least she was with Draal.

And Not-Enrique (seriously why didn’t they ever give him an actual name) just wasn’t in the movie.

How about some CreepSlayers?

BABY ELI PEPPERJACK CAME BACK LOOKING SO CUTE. So proud.

Bumbling knight oaf Steve the Palchuckian was great as usual.

I will say though. The whole pregnancy plot was just a way to get Eli and Steve out of the way. I could feel that the writers maybe didn’t like Steve so much since Wizards. But Steve was once again someone to laugh at. Pregnant and out of the way.

How about some Akiridions?

Aja my darling girl, oh how you’ve grown. I understand some think she has changed. However I must say that her preparing a plan B on the side was smart. She isn’t just a princess on earth anymore. She is a queen on a distant planet. So if she thought evacuation was best, it would ensure that everyone would live. And avoid losing more valuable people from her life. So no, I can’t blame her.

DJ Kleb was there. He was kinda doin his own thing and messing with Steve. Brother-in-law stuff.

It was good to see Varvatos Vex.

Stu was the man in the background working on the busy important things like working on the amulet. Personally I feel like the series REALLY underutilizes Stu A LOT so I was so happy to see him being a part of something huge.

And finally some Wizards.

Douxie my love, you were amazing as usual. His powers have grown greatly and have contributed to the adventure. But god the writers really do love to take everything away from him don’t they. It’s unfair.

Archie was kinda just there and just... I understand leaving Douxie but that doesn’t mean I like it.

Nari the sweetest. I can only imagine the guilt she felt to end Nomura. Her self sacrifice was probably the one in the movie most called for.

Alright now I’ll talk about the movie.

I can whole heartedly say this movie was rushed. To be honest I feel like the original writers weren’t completely in this. At least it felt kind of not so much Trollhunters or 3Below vibes but more Wizards, if that makes sense whatsoever. Something is off.

I just want to blame Merlin for everything. To hell with that guy.

The beginning sequence was great. A car chase to a moving train. Which ends up with Toby of course screwing up and breaking the brakes. Of course. The train falling off the tracks which ultimately ends up with Nari gone. Oh yeah, and video recordings of Magic, trolls and being taken in by the police. Great.

WHY TF WAS TOBY TELLING THEIR STORY TO THE POLICE. YOU DON’T MIX THE POLICE IN STORIES UNLESS YOU KNOW THE COP PERSONALLY. CUZ IT’S A MESS AND THE POLICE GET IN THE WAY. GDI TOBY.

Our heroes go back to base on the new and improved Camelot. Where we discover that Barbara and Strickler are now engaged. Happy news and would secure that Jim has another Father figure in his life and his mother’s happiness. Which explains Strickler’s “stay behind” advice. Now he has a family to watch over. He must be careful and warns that Jim’s actions could cost so much that he might not be able to afford.

Enters our Majesty Aja and the new stud on the block, Eli. Dang I wish puberty hit me like that.Truck-kun strikes again. And also enters... the pregnancy thing. I will say, I didn’t mind it too much... at first. But there are complications. Steve is too young to be a father and dang 7 kisses?? I can’t help but feel like Aja should have mentioned that or it was a last minute plan to write out Steve and Eli. (Which it was.) It was funny sure cuz omegaverse and ALIENS but all together it’s really iffy.

They really had Douxie preform a body-swap spell only so it would be undone. And undoing the spell only hurt them both?? C’mon. C’mon.

And they mention the Krohnisfere. We’ll get back to it. Jim gets a brand new amulet infused with Akaridion tech. However theres an issue. It was created by Merlin right? Who is a wizard right? Who uses MAGIC. Shame Douxie wasn’t there to help make it. Ya know. 1/2 of the original creator of the AMULET. So it’s missing a huge part and for the sake of the plot, Jim doesn’t test the Amulet which is out of character personally.

Toby makes a silly big deal over a penny. I was actually hoping they would make it a silly Chekhov's gun later on. But no, it’s just Toby being loud and comedic relief.

The titans are released and we visit a very pregnant Steve. Ok so it’s a rushed kind of thing. ok.

Aja suggests evacuation. You can say it’s out of character but we need context. When Aja helped in the Doomsday Battle, she was ensured a way out but if she let the people of Arcadia perish. She decided to stay and help. But now the Trollhunter himself can’t help. So to ensure the survival of everyone, evacuation. A best chance for everyone to survive. Plus she is now a Queen. She rules over a whole planet which must change her thinking.

Now our characters are split into 3 teams:

Blinky, Archie, Archie’s dad and Claire for the Krohnisfere.

Jim, Aja, Toby, Strickler and Barbara for the Glacial Titan.

Nomura, Douxie and Aarrgh for the Earth Titan.

Now here is where I have problems. WHY. DID. THEY. SEND. TROLLS. TO. BRAZIL. IN. THE. DAY. Nomura dying was just so out of pocket. Unnecessary. I couldn’t even grieve properly I didn’t have a chance to process. The best thought I could think was “At least she’s with Draal now.” 10 seconds later, Strickler makes the choice to sacrifice himself. Because of Jim’s heroic’s, Strickler decided to try to save the most important people in his life. The person who was always dishonest finally had a chance to live a happy life with his family. The one who played it safe now had to make the final impulsive move. And unfortunately, his death was in vain. These deaths were just so forced. It wasn’t in any way good. And Strickler being one of the best written characters just going in such a way was just off. He died for nothing. He could have turned back and fought another battle but... no.

(BTW Barbara was just there... for Strickler’s death.)

We move to Babara and Jim having a heart to heart. I’m glad she didn’t blame Jim but a small moment of anger. Something a little more real for me but no I guess. Barbara will always just be Jim’s mom. She mention’s Jim’s father and it passed so quickly I missed it on my initial viewing. I’m happy that Jim’s father is never revealed or made a bigger part in his story. This is good representation for those of us who did have our fathers walk out on us. That we can grow despite our parents failing us.

And finally team Krohnisfere. Archie just leaves. He’s gone. Poor Douxie. A mentor and now his closest companion.

Our heroes meet up to go against the Volcanic Titan. In comes Varvatos Vex on a Gun Robot. Nice to see some good ol Gundam with a character mentioned throughout the entire trilogy. However it doesn’t last. BTW for the sake of survival, Aja leaves Jim and Toby. Iffy.

Douxie pulls a “Jason stop. This isn’t you.” thing with Nari and is reunited with his friend.(+ points for the shippers. It’s kinda winning me over?) Also, Claire now has the power to teleport a Titan. I know she’s much stronger than she was for the Trollhunters Sn 2 finale, but cmon. You can’t just say she’s out of magic juice and then pull this. C’mon.

(btw did the titan make a War of the Worlds tripod sound? No? Just me?)

Nari sacrifices herself and takes the other god with her. Which takes away Douxie’s other companion. Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good. Why does this movie hate Douxie so much. (I am so sorry shippers. Angst.)

BLINKY DIDN’T SEE A PAGE? ADDRESSING IT IN THE SHOW DOESN’T GIVE YOU A PASS. I forgot the word but this irony isn’t greatttt.

Jim now has to pull out the legendary sword Excalibur. But he can’t cuz he hasn’t harnessed the power of friendship.

And Steve is giving birth. At the worst time. What is this a zombie movie??? C’mon.

Jim says “Magic is friendship” And Stu is finally being used for one grand act. Seriously Stu is just so unappreciated. So he fixes the amulet with magic.

Basically everyone who went on top of the Volcanic titan falls off at some point. Except Jim cuz of course some 1v1. 

ONCE AGAIN Claire is out of magic juice. Because... reasons.

Toby makes the choice to race to Jim’s side with the technology to cancel out magic. (Wait how does science stop magic again)

BTW, For the Good of all doesn’t hit as well BUT it’s not mentioning any glory towards stinky Merlin so I am happy with the change.

JIM HAS A NEW TRANSFORMATION. MY BOY. MY SON. I’M SO PROUD.

Toby races to Jim and his helmet falls off the taco truck. That honestly should have been a huge warning sign. I was worried he didn’t have armor but we know how this goes.

Jim defeats the final titan and everyone is happy. The fight is finally over.

STEVE HAS 7 KIDS. OUCH. 

Seeing Jim run to Toby was heartbreaking. Now this is the one scene where the movie really let out actually process a character���s death. How on earth can you process your best friend, your most faithful companion dying. Jim goes through too much I swear to god.

Now let’s discuss the time travel plot. I honestly feel like they pulled some kind of Attack on Titan ending. The main character burdened with knowing the future and what could have been. And if everything is meant to be how it will be, destiny will reconnect them again. (Jlaire reincarnation AU???)

I’m actually ok with this ending. I understand people would want the time stone to return only a few minutes. But even then, the kiddos still have police records, so many people dead at the titan’s hands (or feet) and now the world knows about the existence of trolls thanks to the internet. In New York no less. And people are still dead.

We return the the beginning of everything, reflecting the “Unbecoming” episode.

(NGL I’m bothered that they didn’t do anything to stop Steve from bullying Eli, but Jim can’t do it. He’s saving it for Toby.)

And now finally, let’s discuss Toby becoming the Trollhunter. From the beginning, Toby never considered himself good enough to be the main star. Always the wingman, the 2nd best. Support. Now it was Toby’s turn to climb the ranks and be the Hero he’s always wanted to be. It’s Jim’s turn to live an easier high school life. I don’t doubt that he won’t follow Toby. But now he knows what to avoid and how to make the story process more smoothly.

I understand some are unsatisfied with this ending, which is kinda trademarked with Dreamwork’s shows. I get it. But honestly as of right now, I think I like the ending.

The amulet didn’t choose Jim because this Jim is not the same Jim as in Sn 1 Ep 1. He is a new man. And I think we all can agree that it’s his turn to be happy.

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I still love this series so much. It is my favorite cartoon. Of course it has it’s flaws, but this ending is at least satisfactory and not heartbreaking. Now it’s up to us to either continue the story or contribute our ideas in fanfiction. I look forward to everyone’s creations.

Don’t think. Become.