#hes a clock to me

[eldest-of-katts]

Chilchuck chilchuck chilchuck chilchuck. Chilchuck junbjhjjjjjjvhjn I'm going insane he's so cool he's so competent he's so emotionally unavailable he's so good at maintaining professionalism that he's forgotten how to be relaxed with himself his strict rules for himself are admirable but ultimately he is inflexible and has to be pushed near breaking to show an emotion that isn't coolly detached or angry he's so influence by toxic masculinity and jaded from age but he's still treated like a child due to his race and so he doubles down into his utility and professionalism to keep people from seeing his chill side (pun intended) and accidentally kdndkdkndkfkjodi I'm losing my mind I'm frothing at the mouth I can't keep a thought he's so so so everything he's divorced he sucks he's awesome he's so smart he's so stupid he's so skilled he's going to get himself killed he's so responsible I'm gonna lose it waow

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny gets her sleepy FNAF guys mixed up,,

[hinamie]

wanted to practice some more intense angry expressions and what better excuse to further my agenda of giving megumi the emotional catharsis he deserves

[taitavva]

body swap

[demigods-posts]

no but imagine percy who inherited his mom's beachwave brown, shoulder length hair as a kid. and all of his classmates and teachers thinking he's a girl and referring to him as such. and he doesn't correct them because he thinks it means they find him pretty. and he likes feeling pretty like his mom. then gabe makes him cut his hair in the second grade. and finds he likes the short hair and feeling handsome too. but he also really misses feeling pretty sometimes. and it isn't until after gabe mysteriously dissapears that he grows it out again and reconciles switching between both.

[drrksaturday]

[leafwateraddict]

When you do the math problem wrong but still somehow manage to find the solution…

Was supposed to be my submission for @sansxyouweek Day 2: Act to Flirt but turned into a whole comic 💀 (i mean. I guess it still counts?)

[lotus-pear]

god i love skk sm i wish gay ppl were real :(

[muzsmocsing]

Xie Lian can roast him to the moon and back about his unforgivable crime of not being pop idol level blindingly handsome but there is not a mf in this series as classy, mature, and level-headed as Yin Yu.

[zan0tix]

REALLY LONG DUMB COMIC. It was based on a thing i did with my bf and then became really long winded. 😭 The lesson we learn here today is that Its okay to be cringe autistic and gay 🙏 This is like half projection so maybee its kind of ooc but its for comedic effect and this isnt meant to be a foray into character writing :p (my time for that will come tho🫶)

[scyllas-dogs]

HGGFSSSDHGXX- ur Zeus x Odysseus content is keeping me going aaaaaaaaa- god(s), Zeus catching feels for this lil’ jackass n then being sad when he goes back to the people he actually wants to be with is so juicy mmmmm- love that kinda thing hehe drama, drama everywhere >:]]]

zeus actually somehow retains negative rizz when he cant figure out how to seduce someone

[eldest-of-katts]

Chilchuck chilchuck chilchuck chilchuck. Chilchuck junbjhjjjjjjvhjn I'm going insane he's so cool he's so competent he's so emotionally unavailable he's so good at maintaining professionalism that he's forgotten how to be relaxed with himself his strict rules for himself are admirable but ultimately he is inflexible and has to be pushed near breaking to show an emotion that isn't coolly detached or angry he's so influence by toxic masculinity and jaded from age but he's still treated like a child due to his race and so he doubles down into his utility and professionalism to keep people from seeing his chill side (pun intended) and accidentally kdndkdkndkfkjodi I'm losing my mind I'm frothing at the mouth I can't keep a thought he's so so so everything he's divorced he sucks he's awesome he's so smart he's so stupid he's so skilled he's going to get himself killed he's so responsible I'm gonna lose it waow

[chloesimaginationthings]

Toy Chica is your best friend in FNAF!!

[99thpercentile]

places where the audio distorts

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the audio distorts when people lie.

I imagine this knowledge will come in handy later.

[id: ALICE: This is not something you go poking around in. Not if you want to keep your job… or your neck. SAM: (a little amused) Okay, okay! I get it. Consider me scared straight. "Consider me scared straight" is highlighted. end id]

[id: LENA: Now, while I understand your concerns, you need to understand that Colin has held the IT Manager position for some time without incident, and although he is somewhat… frustrated with his current assignment, he can request help from the central IT team at any time. I am certain that should he find his responsibilities unmanageable, he will request assistance. Or resign, of course. Either way, the problem will resolve itself. "Or resign, of course" is highlighted. end id]

[id: CELIA: Is there any way to look up specific files? ALICE: Like what? CELIA: Oh, I don’t know. Every case about… being buried alive, or meat, or… whatever. ALICE: Well, there’s a search bar, but it doesn’t actually do anything. You’d have to dig through them all manually. (suspicious) – Why do you ask? CELIA: Just figuring it all out. Ah well, I guess I’ll need to find Bigfoot on my own time. "Just figuring it all out" is highlighted. end id]

[id: GERTRUDE: I see. Well, I’m sorry, but I don’t think Gerry can help you – GERRY: (casually) Yeah, I barely remember any of it. "I don’t think Gerry can help you" is highlighted. end id]

[id: GERRY: Oh yeah, but I was pretty young. I remember filling in a bunch of forms and questionnaires, then some old men asking me questions about what books I liked to read, who did I look up to, that kind of thing. And then I left. SAM: (disappointed) That’s all? GERRY: Yeah, afraid so. Other than just sitting around with a bunch of other kids in a room that smelled like old books. "Yeah, afraid so" is highlighted. end id]

[id: CELIA: I’m trying to look into… Weird physics stuff: time travel, other dimensions, teleportation, all that good stuff. Freddy doesn’t really do searches, so you could keep an eye out and let me know if any come up in your cases? SAM: Uh, sounds a bit sci-fi compared to our usuals. What’s this for? (amused breath) You’re not doing research for that podcast you were on, are you? CELIA: (surprised) You know about that? SAM: I might have given you a quick Google. CELIA: Then… yeah. I’m doing a favor for Georgie. "yeah. I’m doing a favor for Georgie" is highlighted. end id]

[corsairspade]

there are many reasons I like the "Erestor son of Caranthir" headcanon but secretly the main one is that I'm imagining all of the remaining noldo auditors sighing of relief when Caranthir dies and they don't have to try play 4d chess with multiverse time travel trying to catch this guy doing tax evasion. life is good for exilic auditors now.

and then suddenly Elrond and Elros turn up again! even better! oh who's this, Elrond? your good friend Erestor? he's helping you with your taxes? oh how swe- what is this Elrond. What is this. your paperwork for your taxes you say. not a declaration of war? because it looks like a declaration of war on the exilic auditors, Elrond.

and then all the auditors are so busy doing "extreme tax auditing™" for the first time since the second Kinslaying that they don't tell anyone they're pretty sure there's another scion of the house of Fëanor running around.

[soldierandawar]

I think one of the best moments of nobody want this. so far is when Joanne gets the ick and Noah realizes what’s wrong and is like girl, you need to get over it. I know that’s not what you’re really upset about. Takes her by the shoulders and says “I can handle you. I really like you.” Like excuse me????