#hes So stupid

[justaz]

peter, nauseous as fuck but refuses to admit that he feels ill:

rhodey who attended college with tony and knows the exact face he makes when he over does it, glances at peter (who is literally like a carbon copy of tony) and asks on instinct: what did you take?

peter, forcing his stomach to not spew everywhere, trying and failing to act casual: what? nothing. i didn't take anything.

rhodey activating his mom voice colonel voice: peter.

peter: i did what i had to. (reaches into his pocket and pulls out $40) and i won the bet.

rhodey: what did you do?

peter: i drank a gallon of bleach

rhodey, closes his eyes and takes a deep breath trying to process how peter is simultaneously better and worse than tony ever was: why...did you drink a gallon of bleach?

peter: i lost my backpack and needed money to buy a new one. and i cant ask may. shes bought seven over the last two months

rhodey:

peter:

[scrollonso]

"you aren't fernando dancing like a weirdo to funky music what are you talking abou-" uh this is literally me??

[binkusdinkusthesequel]

Just normal humans doing human things

Drew these on my brother's tablet while he was getting grounded

[toffeecoco1]

sqq: haha binghe wants to kiss me this is weird and idk what to do about it im not gay

also sqq: did you just?? Imply that binghe isn't the hottest man ever to live—scratch that, hottest person?? In any universe, ever? Are you an idiot? how can you not see that Binghe's beauty eclipses all other creatures that ever have or ever will live??

[taeiris]

okeokeoke mike wheeler who is NOT paying attention to whatever lalalalalala will byers is saying because he’s too lost in his gaze

[sun-citadel]

Where did the years go?

[dhrubajjj]

hes making his powerpoint presentation on how to defeat malleus lol

[biggiesnails]

Dumbass would spill a fucking energy drink on his wiring then say something like "it's called an ENERGY drink" and try convincing you he did it on purpose (he'd probably still do it cutely though)

Yes

[milo-igidk]

keefes polygot ability adapting him to the accent of the country hes at while he himself is trying to act like hes not from around there so its not suspicious that he doesnt. know anything abt anything is funny to me

"yeah no sorry for almost running into trafic officer its just i get confused yk different customs and all, im not really from around here"

"lad you have a perfect brittish accent"

".. n naww mate this is australian ey-"

[woolying]

am i too late do people still like maid david

[statcue]

new favorite weird guy alert

[boyblundering]

take the bird.

(inspired by @/billymurphyart on instagram!)

[adamsworld96]

he looks so fucking awkward oh my god you can tell he takes the pictures, he isn't IN them

[k1ku0-0]

gave him his pizza

[magicforghosts]

Dodo żywiecki

[saika077]

I'm at least 80℅ sure that Getian operates solely on bird brain and bird instincts, he just so happens to have human level consciousness. Bro's always looking for a nice place to perch and mistakenly perched on Rabies's shoulder like the bird he is. Bro also stole some poor farmer's (liquor soaked) grains like a pest bird and was found passed out (I imagined family guy styled) on the Foundation's doorstep soon after.