#herrbology

[dunyashas]

socnet members as wolfpupy tweets?

DIME LIONS

sage, @cristinarosales = just want to thank everyone who gave me money. everyone else, eh, not a big fan

marisa, @colmfahey = contrary to what i originally thought, aquariums, the zoos of the sea, are the worst place to shoot guns off for no reason

lacie, @nestha = i am planning the greatest heist of all. im going to steal...your heart “awwww” and sell it on the black market [darkness, you wake up in ice]

julie, @ghansey = i dont “say what we are all thinking” because my thoughts are always far more important and more interesting than everyone elses

danni, @kuweiyulbo =  some people have all the luck, while others have none of the luck. us with the no luck should band together and burn the ones with the luck

em, @azqaban  = i got you a candy necklace as a present but then something happened so i got you this string instead

nox, @canaries =  people often say at me various words or whatever, and to me this is such a waste of time, i have better things to hear, like my own thoughts

anees, @chrjshemsworth  = is this too long for a bumper sticker “drama free? that aint me. got no problems? i will cause them”

sal, @rhysavd = a wolves only weapon is its sharp teeth, unless it finds a knife or a gun somewhere

maggie, @korolrenzi = hate when people say im lurking in the shadows when im just chilling

BLACK TIPS

jenna, @stadwatch = they should hire me to shoot the holes in the donuts with my cowboy gun not ban me from the store, the ways of the old west are dieing out

karla, @gabelightwood  = if anyone wants a troll doll with a switchblade in place of hair you are out of luck, my webstore has been shut down by a witchs curse

talya, @brekkerskaz =  i am putting a ribbon in my hair to raise awareness of the cause of me looking so cute

bri, @inkheart = i haven’t kept up with the cowboy scene, is the wild west still around

alex, @morozovas = seems to me if we all worked together to make my life better then eventually everyone elses lives would get better at some point probably

shannon, @rencrown =  i’ll tell you one thing, just because it is the least amount of thing i can tell

anniek, @jesperwylan  = you can take our lives but you can never take my spicy sassy attitude

ewa, @dorrianngray = you have a bullet with my name on it? wow that is so nice thank you

cas, @rietvelds = This Guy Pet A Dog And Utterly Killed It, I Meant He Was Really Good At Petting The Dog But It Came Out Wrong, The Dog Is Fine

carissa, @elainarch = lighting a candle for my enemies, a weakness candle. hope you like feeling weak [shotgun blast sound effect]

DREGS

ellie, @druskeles = don’t count chickens before they hatch, thats what i always say, even if situations where its not relevant

adira, @icecourt =  after i fully embraced the gothic halloween style i destroyed my enemy’s gravestone with strong punches and changed my name to Motorcycle

bea, @aurror = signature criminal move: twirling a metal chain around and then brushing it through my hair

faye, @kevlnday = im a diva who doesnt care about the consequences

hannah, @danswilds  = i guess its time to get real for a minute, it was me who caused all that trouble on jurassic island not the dinosaurs

nicole, @vlctorvale = the flames represent my fiery personality, the sparks represent my natural sparkle. so in a way crashing your car into the lightpost was art

han, @matthiashelvar =  a grizzled veteran fashion police officer sees one of the worst fashion disasters of his career “i’m too beautiful for this shit”

silvia, @grishae = inventory: a polly pocket with a switchblade inside of it. a troll doll with a switchblade instead of hair. 6 moonstones. a regular switchblade.

vikki, @nightcovrt = tired of people always telling me go to the hospital and that i’ve lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it

RAZORGULLS

tracey, @merchlings = therefore anyone who continues to say things at me like i am at fault for anything can kiss the business end of my ass

delya, @ghaafas = until i can have a bow in my hair that can be turned into a mini crossbow no one gets to be happy

audrey, @kihlorn =  “i don’t think....” yeah you don’t think. i on the other hand, am constantly thinking, various thoughts and ideas, as a genius of intelligents

maggie, @fleurdalacour = my big sunflower hat got stuck in the vents while we were crawling through them for the stealth mission. we have to go back

valentina, @foresteign = some say killing people is the answer to the problems, me personally i think killing people is bad to do because im not a horrible monster

mana, @wyvils = okay how much is a bird in the hand really worth, this is time sensitive, wild flapping

amy, @blaisez =  penny for my thoughts? not on my watch, you want the words from my head you better pony up the big cash

aaliya, @sapnos = the sun is going down. this is a threat

nicole, @cressdarnells = for what ever reason we now have a whole lot of sequins as a result of an elaborate jewel heist, in my defence they looked pretty expensive

bonus: dev, @dunyashas = wow i’ve never thought about it like that before. and i never will. i’ve already forgotten what you said, good bye forever

[sturmhond]

make me choose :  @herrbology​ asked → bluesey or pynch

“I wish you could be kissed, Jane,” he said. “Because I would beg just one off you. Under all this.”

celebrate 3.2k with me!

[zofias]

🍉 ilysm z

🍉 - omg tals listen your blog is so beautiful and your edits an beyond amazing that ninej edit BEAUTIFUL seriously following you was the best decision ever you’re such an amazing person and so lovely and kind i love love you!!  

send me a 🍉 for the reason(s) why i followed u + the things i love most abt ur blog/u

[greenbriarcardan]

❤️❤️☮️☮️

OLD WOMEN BAKING BREAD

PEACE PEACE LOVE LOVE

AND A MAN IN A HAMSTER WHEEL

[pallhas]

🌸SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER PEOPLE WHO YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL, KEEP THE GAME GOING!🌸

@herrbology asked 🌸SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER PEOPLE WHO YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL, KEEP THE GAME GOING!🌸            

isdkfjdsl ily both so much, both of you are so wonderful!

[sterkov]

MAIDE BBY HOW ARE YOU IMY AND I HOPE UR DOING WELL

now that you’re here, my skin is clear, my grades are up, my crops are growing, my depression is gone and i have 20/20 vision how abt u

[zoyanikolai]

nikolai or thorne (i told u you were gonna hate me)

ur a heathen but i made my choice (ily)

here it is!

[filthymudbloods-archive]

@herrbology replied to your post “emdots: Me: *listening to various genres of god knows what* Spotify...”

what hebrew song ��

hafinaly by subliminal bdhhbcd its on my friends playlist that we listen to every morning and it just, got stuck in my head 

[stadwatch]

did you know tals is a kool kat

you know, you are correct tbh

[kingcardvn]

Give ♡ this ♡ to ♡ the ♡ twelve ♡ nicest ♡ people ♡ you ♡ know ♡ if ♡ you ♡ get ♡ five ♡ back ♡ you ♡ must ♡ be ♡ perfect ♡ !!!!

omg tysm talya!!!! imy and ily xoxo

[dunyashas]

op literally cant remember any of what happened in the grisha trilogy but go off ig

anyone in denial of mal/alina: alina ended up w zoya!!! lesbian queens!! my dumb ass: oh wow i forgot that!! ur right

go in my inbox and describe me im terms of “op literally ____ but go off i guess”

[aaronsminyard]

i voted for regulsarcturus! can i get name aesthetics + talya?

thank you sm!

talya: the smell of summer candles, the warmth of fleece blankets and soft sweaters. windows cracked open, evening breezes. the smell of new books, post it bookmarks, a rainbow of colours highlighting your favorite words.

vote for my new url?

[zofias]

🌸SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER PEOPLE WHO YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL, KEEP THE GAME GOING!🌸

omfg tals i love you so much!! 

[greenbriarcardan]

I LOV YOU BITCH AINT NEVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH I WOULD DIE FOR YOU UR AMAZING AND YOU DESERVE ALL THOSE FOLLOWERS BC YOUR BLOG IS GR9 🌱 (and u better know my name)

WOW IT’S LOVE LOVE PEACE PEACE ALL AROUND AIN’T IT ILY2 BITCH

talya: combat boots, clothes with lace, rough hands, glittery make-up, strong perfume trail, dimples, cracked marble, heavy bracelets, woods after rain

song: east of eden - zella day

[hermionejean]

you used to do Irish dancing?!?! That’s so cool!! (also - loving the holiday url)

yes i did!! it was a lot of fun but eventually it just took up too much time. and thank you so much!

[pallhas]

hey loser

ilysm tals

send me “hey loser” if im one of my favorite blogs