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I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful
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2025 is my Year of Soup! my new year’s resolution is to try as many different kinds of soups as possible 🍜🥘🍲🍛😋
🗣️ SOUP LOVERS OF TUMBLR, LEND ME YOUR SOUP RECOMMENDATIONS!!!
i’m making a list and will add to it as I go. I’ll prioritize making n eating any recommended ones 😚
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the year is 2025
scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use
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People are always like "why do they let Data play poker with them, his brain is a computer, he has an unfair advantage," and the answer is simply because it's for fun!! He's their friend! Like can you imagine if they told Data he can't play, he'd be like "I understand, that's a logical decision, and as an android I am unable to feel left out," but then any time the poker game came up he'd be looking at Riker across the bridge like
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The passing process once again!
✨🌟✨Happy new year!!✨🌟✨
Best wishes and all the success possible for all of you for 2025!!
You got this!
(and yes 5 look at them so .... backward style haha)
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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i have always pictured the tumblr inbox as a physical mailbox so it's kind of a wonder to me that we don't have gimmick blogs of people sending like jury duty notices and bank statements or something
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