#heropulchure

[tomixslefttoe]

The Hero: How was I? Amadeus: Annoying. Alternating between genius and bad puns. The Hero: Business as usual, then.

[gayson-voorhees]

This one isn’t going in the main tag I have class and decorum. but afraid to say I’m back on my bullshit

[xenonsdoodles]

your amadeus hero stuff gave me life thank you

:0 thank you... it's been forever since I've drawn them but they're still so special to me :')

[shimishtar]

i may post heropulchure / hero amadeuss tuff

[mcmissileproof]

[me voice] yeah I don’t have many ships but the ones I have I definitely take seriously

[valorousowlart]

this was a request done for @mismagireve of the heropulchure AU we’ve worked of the last month or so,

[hnybnny]

Heropulchure; “I’m alive… I can tell because of the pain.”

The Lord of the Shadowscythe peered over the precipice of the broken balcony, his sunken eyes searching for any hint of his pursuer. Any potential for sight was lost in the darkness and he really wished the forces of evil were not so dimly lit.

That… that couldn’t have just happened. That couldn’t have been it… right? He was Sepulchure, and he wished to kill that pesky dragon lord with his own hands- what he DIDN’T wish was for them to kill themselves, dying anticlimactically mid-chase because they misjudged the distance of a jump off the towering castle debris.

He paused, for once in his undeath utterly unsure of what the hell to do.

Sepulchure cleared his throat and listened closely, but was unsettled by the silence.

“Are you alright?” He called down, distressingly casual and out of character for the villain, but this was certainly an out of character situation- so, hearing nothing, he loudly repeated himself into the dark abyss below.

A voice responded after a few beats, weak but certainly there and that was what mattered; “I’m alive, I can tell because of the pain.”

Sepulchure snorted. “I’ll assume I made the acrobatics look TOO easy?”

The most feared man in all of Lore lost his composure moments later to a giggling fit, as the muffled sound of the Hero cussing him out drifted upwards.

[pantsless-glowboy-stan]

romantic heropulchure is all well and good but what about platonic heropulchure with the cain instinct

[onearthbriefly]

tbh at this point i just wanna learn how to Art for my ocs.... they’re always so neglected, i barely write about them and never fully develop them like they deserve....

[tomixslefttoe]

Sepulchure: I will destroy everything you love, Hero!

The Hero: Well, what if I love you?

Sepulchure: Joke’s on you. I’ve been self-destructive my whole life!

[gayson-voorhees]

How much junk has Korlax drawn that’s never been posted here? a lot more than I thought actually,, 

Also the one (1) drawing I couldn't get to look right anywhere on this post under the cut

Soooooooo I rewrote part of my immortal to feature wilhelm and seppy and also i drew this bc i was so enamoured by the concept that I needed art apparently 

is it good? no it looks incredibly wonky and you can obviously tell i have a lot more experience drawing wilhelm then seppy 

is it still my favourite thing I've ever drawn? absolutely

Looking at it kinda warms my heart tbh ;;;

(They’re going to a One Eyed Doll concert in falconreach (Voltaire plays at the show too))

[xenonsdoodles]

(dear viewer, they definitely are)

[lightingthefireflies]

i want to draw heropulchure babs but at the same time i don’t want to be a giant fcking nerd so idk

(*whispers* if you have heropulchure babs, tell me & i might draw them)

[inthemiddleofagame]

heropulchure because why not

Send Me a Ship and I’ll Tell You Who: (Obnoxious Edition):

always wins when they play Trivia Crack: Sepulchure has been out of the loop for a while now and I don’t think Trivia is on the must know list of an evil emperor. That being said, after the Hero insists on getting him to play and falling short every time, it’s gonna irk him. To Seppy, I’d bet he’d find it ungodly stupid but he’d get up to date. Once he starts getting better, the Hero would be smug. Hideously smug and on the verge of getting punted out the window when they lean into Seppy’s space with their teasing.  

laughs when their partner trips on something: I imagine it’d be different for these two. If the hero trips, Seppy won’t laugh. He’ll just look with an almost blank expression save for the slight tug at the corner of his mouth and in a way, it makes the Hero fume worse than had he been laughing. If Seppy trips and falls or stumbles, the Hero would press their lips together and stifle their laughing as hard as they could. That is until Seppy tells them to let it out and be done with it. He doesn’t realize that it’s all he’s ever going to hear for a couple of years and then some.

would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke: It’d make no sense for the hero to drop ice down the back of Seppy’s whatever-he’s-wearing cause he’s undead. But what they would drop on him is something way worse but all that would do is tickle him a bit. Like some bane of the undead would make him look at the Hero with a flat expression that says ‘really?’ Seppy isn’t one for childish pranks.

spoils the ending of books/movies: Here’s a weird thing I thought of that might be OOC. On the occasion that the hero is engrossed in something and Seppy wants attention, he will never say it out loud. If what has their attention is a book, he will outright spoil it. Then the Hero would look at him, know exactly why he did it, and spoil something right back at him or recite an unflattering line about him from a history book they read. It ends with them on temporary separation.

always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW: The Hero, if Seppy is still regarded and he probably will be for eternity, will never post something like that. Seppy would think that they would but then he’s surprised and quietly miffed that they posted a picture of a puppy instead.

eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it: Even if Seppy could eat things, the cake is gone and the Hero would leave a note regardless. 

obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week: The Hero all the way. At first, Sepulchure thought that they would eventually get tired of seeing no reaction from him. Months pass and there is no end. He knew that they were a tenacious fool but this was ridiculous. And then one day, he accidentally makes a pun, realizes his mistake, sees the annoying smile on the Hero’s face, looks out into the void, and accepts death as the Hero beings to climb on to him.

makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr, Twitter etc: The Hero always initiates and secretly posts the dumbest shit to which Sepulchure has to reply by going on to theirs and make a report about something embarrassing that the Hero did.

has to beat their partner in every game: Call it a force of habit but every game they play is extreme final death match all day all the time. The eternal darkness falls every time the scrabble board is taken out.

keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff: The Hero is mostly okay with this but on days when they’re either needy or want to be irritating, the dumbest shit is brought up and Seppy rolls on top of them to make them stop or do something that’s more enjoyable. 

eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway: It might not matter cause Sepulchure is literally a walking corpse so the Hero does. They also make a point of bringing up ‘gravedirt breath’ every time they kiss but Seppy sort of gets the last laugh because he’s great at kissing so it hardly matters. Well, technically it’s a win-win situation.

[mismagireve]

You Love Me For Everything You Hate Me For // Listen (Alternate)

yeah i didn’t feel like making new cover art

a remake of my old Blackrom Heropulchure playlist, now free from the tyranny of 8tracks and expanded on playmoss for your listening pleasure.

might wanna listen on youtube tho since Sick Puppies still doesn’t play on playmoss :(

Fuck The Pain Away - Divide The Day // I Get Off - Halestorm // Love Bites (So Do I) (Pitched Down) - Halestorm // Die, Die My Darling - Metallica // I Hate Myself For Loving You - Joan Jett And The Blackhearts // I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace // Bad Romance - Halestorm // Love The Way You Hate Me - Like A Storm // Painkiller - Three Days Grace //  Whore - In This Moment // I Hate You - Sick Puppies // FMLYHM - Seether // Always (Sarah Spin Cover) - Saliva

[xenonsdoodles]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36755659

I am, unfortunately, on my bullshit again. take this, or don’t, it’s very stupid, you’re welcome