#herondale au

[wikitpowers]

actually i think it would be adorable if bc of the isolation johnny put him in, kit didn’t know how to swim, bc then we could get a scene of ty trying to teach him one day and it would genuinely be the cutest thing ever <3

[saevity]

drew these modern/mundane tlh girls a few months ago but i never got around to posting them for some reason so here they are <3 featuring some deeply unserious headcanons

(album titles below cut:)

lucie:

shrek 2 soundtrack

mamma mia soundtrack

victorious soundtrack

turn off the light by kim petras

cordelia:

folklore by taylor swift

SOUR by olivia rodrigo

unreal unearth by hozier

nonante-cinq by angèle

rumours by fleetwood mac

author's note: i actually imagine cordelia to have a far more interesting music taste than this considering she's canonically very well-travelled but unfortunately my own music taste is not nearly interesting enough to supply this. feel free to suggest some albums she'd like in your own language in the tags &lt;3

grace:

welcome to the black parade by my chemical romance

i disagree by poppy

puberty 2 by mitski

dance fever by florence + the machine

[tallertysupremacy]

I had the weirdest dream last night, but the best part by far was that kit and ash were in it and they were applying to UCLA together. And ash didn’t know what he wanted to study so he just like applied to ever single program there was, and kit was just exasperatedly like “you can’t do that man”. And idk. It just struck me as a very ash thing to do.

[lurafita]

*on the phone*

Jace: "Hey Alec, it's me. Listen, your boyfriend is like, stupidly rich, right?"

Alec, suspicious: "Why?"

Jace: "Think he would give me 3000 Dollar for an escape room?"

Alec: "What escape room costs 3000 Dollar?"

Jace: "Jail."

Alec: *hangs up*

[dreadeves]

johnny rook is so so fascinating. istg if he’s actually descended from english shadowhunters it’s going to be the fairchilds, whether that’s matthew or not. the fairy symbolism is popping. with johnny’s sus-ness and all, im also considering how kit is able to shoot that gun— either it’s because of his fae blood, because of the first heir stuff, or because of something in johnny’s line. and johnny hides his eyes— what’re the chances of a fairchild having a kid who never got rune-d, and had a kid like tessa, who had johnny?

[bcyoureallthatmakessense]

Had some fun with these edits.

Clarys professional

Clarys priv

Clace

Sizzy shots + Parabatai

A fun little girls night

[wlwinry]

surprise people its paladin au day. and that means its fig day

She belongs here. She’s glad she finally figured it out. Now she just needs to get her friends back and bring them here, even if it means digging up their corpses and shoving the stars Porter commands into their chests and letting them make their choice. They’re not gonna be like Lucy Frostblade, though. She knows them. The Rat Grinders were a mess, six people dragged into a loose approximation of a party and forced into being versions of themselves that served their so-called leader even when it went against their higher goal. The love between them was easy to lose, easy to break. Her party, though? They’re unbreakable. They walked through hell together, both literally and metaphorically, and they came out alive. It might take them a little while to figure out that Porter’s in the right, but they’ll come back. They’ll choose to come back if it means being together. They’ll come back for her. ... Figueroth Faeth is going to kill her best friends and put rage crystals in their chests. It's gonna be epic. They'll be a party again. All she has to do is convince Porter to let her. And then a song she started writing before Porter ascended comes on the radio, and everything changes.

hope yall enjoy it i keep putting oisin hakinvar into comedic duos.

[carelessflower]

With The Taste of Your Lips - update from Malec celebrity social media au 1 2 3 4 extra 1 extra 2

combined prompt day 6 - ramen, prompt day 15 - sweet, prompt day 18 - dessert, prompt day 25 - spicy for @malectober

+(1) BONUS

tag list:  @magnus-the-maqnificent @literallytypogod @ukisteria  @wildesummerchild @sociallyineptbibliophile @queenlilith43 @khaleesiofalicante @wandererbyheart  @raziyekroos  @onetimetwotimesthreetimess @alexandergideonslightwood @andrwminward @noah-herondale-lightwood @elettralightwood @dustandducks @deliciousdetectivestranger @delightfullyterrible @letsgofortacos @kita-no @mxtthew-fxirchild-apologist @thelightofthebane @secrettryst @pocketoffeels @cityofdownwardspirals @stupidfuckindinosaur @i-have-not-slept @rinadragomir @potato-jem @kasper-tag

[heronchildlove]

What if... a modern AU where James is Lucie's much older brother, like, he is in college and she is still in pre-school or kindergarten, and one day both his parents are busy so James needs to take lil Lucie to school...

Only to be met with Matthew, the most handsome and most adorable TA ever, greeting kids and parents for this class and making James completely flustered when he says "Oh, so you must be the awesome older brother Luce is always talking about, it's so great to finally meet you, Jamie!" to the point he completely forgets anything else in the world while he listens to Matthew talk about Lucie and what a hoot she is in class just because he doesn't want to stop listening to his voice and then James is very, very late for class that day.

And he starts taking Lucie to school on his way to college muuuch more often after that.

[secretly-a-catamount]

Alec: It’s the gift that keeps giving!  Will: It’s the flower that keeps blooming!  Jem: It’s the boat that keeps sailing!  Annabel: It’s the serial killer that keeps stabbing!

[wikitpowers]

kit herondale’s instagram posts pt.4 ->

just kit being his cute and nerdy self <3

here's pt. 1, pt.2 + pt. 3 -> but there isn’t really any “story” to follow along in these! :)

[kaitcreates]

In another universe, Lucie Grace and Christopher would’ve made an amazingly chaotic friend group.

[margareturtle]

Ngl I think TWP would be hilarious as simply a social media au—kinda SOBH Style

Somethings it would include:

- Kit tweeting publicly about his angsty feelings for Ty (convinced he’s safe bc Ty would never be on twitter)

- Dru and Kit have a snap streak through which we see snapshots of there povs

- Dru teaches Ty about Tumblr where he has a blog about the cases he’s investigating (he uses fake names—but shadowhunters would never see it so he’s safe) and Ty gets a ton of ppl following his blog for updates

- Dru has an insta where she does outfit of the day and has a run down of the day (but she has a pic from the beginning and end of the day—sometimes it’s the same but sometimes it’s rly messed up from demon fights or messy and people are invested in her stories in the comments)

For ex: Dru somehow has service in faerie; beginning of the day: fishnets and horror t under corderoy overall shorts. End of the Day: a full whimsical faerie dress (today was a long day guys)

The only person Dru follows is Isabelle Lightwood (who she bonds with over fashion and teaches millenial Izzy about insta)

- Blackthorn Family Gc (there’s a lot of convos between Helen+Aline, Dru+Emma, Dru+Tavvy (he has a mini ipad) etc that Julian’s like “does this have to be in the main family gc?!” “YES”)

- Herongraystairs Family Gc (it’s just Jem, Tessa, + Kit—it’s mainly Jessa: hey kit, do you think you’ll be coming home soon, no worries if not, just let us know— then Kit: responds with a vine or meme Tessa: *confused at first till she reads up on them and starts replying in memes*)

- Kit’s youtube channel— Kit interviews “my 150 yr old parents* about historical events they’ve lived through asking the *important questions* ppl just think they’re phd historians with SUPER niche interests

- Thais loves photography and takes cool pictures of a lot of shadowhunter things and nature for her insta and for Dru’s as well ofc

- thais and jaime rivalry on twitter— no matter what the other says they will disagree (kinda jace simon dynamic)

- Ash is a gamer (he’s done all the games in thule lmao) and he does streams—ppl think his commitment to faerie cosplay is cute

- Anush helps Ty with his blog, but he’s also on Snapchat where he has Dru and so we get insight to the scholomance and Ty in the background of a lot or snaps

- sidenote: Izzy is also obsessed with making pinterest boards for her and simons wedding (I like to think that sizzy has a hybrid themed-jewish-shadowhunter wedding bc they can make it however they want)

[lurafita]

Is anyone even surprised anymore when I write something with dragons?

Prince Johnathan (Jace) of Herondale embarks on a journey to slay the dread dragon, that has kidnapped the princess Clarissa of Morgenstern.

His best friend prince Alexander (Alec) of Lightwood is right by his side, to help his brother in all but blood rescue the princess, so that Jace might win her hand in marriage, and be pronounced worthy of the throne.

Except when they get to the dwelling the dread dragon is rumored to be holed up, the supposed to be captive princess is angrily shouting at them to take a hike and not to dare lay a finger on her uncle Magnus.

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Jace, trying to flirt: "Sooo, would you like to go on a walk with me?" Clary, crossing her arms in front of her: "I'm not going anywhere with you. You attacked Magnus with a sword!" Jace: "I thought he was an evil dragon who had kidnapped you! And he is fine!" Magnus, snorting: "Not that I'm not grateful for your stupidity, but what did you think a tiny little human sword would do to a massive dragon, other than piss them off?" Jace: "Hey! I'm not stupid! Every tale about knights and dragons has the honorable knights slaying the evil dragon with naught but their trusty swords. How was I supposed to know that your skin is too thick to be pierced by normal steel?" Alec: "Common sense would have been a start. I told you we needed to do some recon first, before just running at the dragon with our swords held high." Magnus: "Gathering intelligence is always a good idea when facing a new situation. Would you like to get to know the terrain a little more, Alexander?" Alec, smiling: "I would love to." Jace: "Sooo-" Clary: "No. You tried to kill my uncle." Jace: "Fuck my life."

[spacehero-23]

The Last Hours!Pokemon AU 

James and Grace were childhood best friends and they wanted to become Pokemon Champions together, but Tatiana forced Grace to become a coordinator instead. When she found out Grace wanted to fight in Leagues, she blamed James for it and moved Grace far away. They reunited years later when James came to cheer on Matthew in a Contest where she also competed. (I have this cute little story about how they found two pokemon eggs and they took care of them together, and then they both hatched into eevees 🥰)

I’m thinking about making the Carstairs family Gym Leaders. They inherited it from Sona’s family (she’s the current Gym Leader) and she married Elias who was a Pokemon Champion. Cordelia really wants to follow her father’s footsteps and also become a Champion, while Alastair is fine (maybe? idk yet) with inheriting the Gym from his mom.

I have a few ideas for the other characters but I’m open to suggestions! 💖🙏

full disclosure, i never played any games. all my pokemon knowledge comes from the show.

[jemsbitch]

Monty from the gentleman’s guide to vice and virtue is so Matthew Fairchild core