#hermonsters

[monosminecraftmania]

behold the skizzlebear

im so happy beef is adding the new hermits! im waiting for him to finish the ingame card to start designing joel but for now have skizz!

he has four ears in the first stage and six in the second. i blame the internet's fascination with the Journey to the West for my fascination with the six eared macaque.

the mark on his chest is red by the way >:3

[monosminecraftmania]

puts this away for future hermonsters lore.

anyway-

beef: im going to hide keralis’ card for a quiz

also beef: showed keralis’ card earlier in the episode

[hows-my-handwriting]

ayo third dude. i’ll be honest i forgot the special abilities for most of the hermits. doc is included though i think world eater speaks enough for itself

DOCM

Doccy

“Hive mind” Spits out a bee. (originally i was going to give him a flower necklace/crown or a honeycomb on his body but that was a bit too not-very-doc in my opinion)

“G.O.A.T.” Lowers horns and rams into your gut or kicks you with his back hooves. 

The Doctor

“Shadow Tech” Black markings on his fur come to life and attack 

“World Eater” Summons a massive laser blast that will shoot from either his robotic claw arm or the gemstone on his chest.

[empires-au-ideas]

Pirates!

There was a different captain, but in a weird turn of events Joey accidentally throws them overboard. Luckily it was just him, Scott, and Sausage part of the crew before this, so he lies and says he dropped the captain off at last port and that they wanted him to be next captain.

Scott joined the crew after getting cursed by a witch, a dragon curse that made him want to collect, hoard, and steal any shiny objects. What better place to do that then on a pirate ship with pirates?

Sausage joined after being chased to the docks from his village by invaders. He's looking for revenge on the people who ravaged his home town.

There's a military boat though, run by The Sheriff. He's been assigned to catch the "infamous pirate crew". Or that's what he's been told, in reality his marshal sent him on what should be the easiest mission ever, if not for the pirate's dumb luck.

He has also insisted the help of the mercenary, Katherine. She usually deals in monsters, but she's willing to kill a few pirates. Secretly she's the missing Princess Elizabeth, who ran away to follow hermonster hunting dreams, so let's hope The Sheriff doesn't get in too much trouble for that.

All this is happening while Joey is internally screaming. He never wanted this! He thought Scott and Sausage would have objected to him, the lowly deck hand, becoming captain! But go big or go home, Joey's all in.

He's gonna be the best pirate captain there ever was.

Aaaas long as The Sheriff doesn't catch him first.

[lifecyclesofmayflies]

@elaboratelysimple tagged me for a selfie.

The top one was taken when my boys (the Pittsburgh Penguins) were losing to the Capitals 2-0

1:48 later with a goal by Jake Guentzel and two by Sid we were up 3-2 and THAT makes me smile!

I'll tag @agirl-and-hermonster @loupdesfemmes @basically-alaskan @tenneesseewhiskeykey @platinum-running

[monosminecraftmania]

i love this. 

look forward to hermonster grian pulling something like this- XD

tiny grian.

[airidess]

“I never thought I would be a queen of anything.. My heart Does belong to the King of Nightmares.” She smiles happily to herself. 

@saerionbeloriel

[geektasticjustine]

#spellyournamewithbooks — @janemcgarryauthor challenged me to do this, so here you are! If I tagged you, you either wrote a book, or I’m challenging you! 😜 These are all from my TBR bookcase (except for Not Our Summer, which is more of a TBR the final edited version). . . . . . #invictus #ryangraudin #notoursummer #casiebazay #elizaand hermonsters #francescazappia #bookstack #bookstacks #bookstacksunday #unbroken #disabilityawareness #anthology #sweeps #thebestweekthatneverhappened #dallaswoodburn #juliettakesabreath #gabbyrivera https://www.instagram.com/p/CVIuJIlrUsH/?utm_medium=tumblr

[monosminecraftmania]

ZombieCleo

Zombie

“It’s Fine” - Throws one of her limbs at the opponent. 

“Revenge” - Rises out of the ground to sink their gnashing teeth into the opponent. Doesn’t turn them into a zombie unlike popular belief and instead just hurts really bad. 

Cleo

“Dismissed” - Freezes someone with her petrifying gaze and then backhands them for their sass. 

“Puppetry” - Forces one of their fellow hermits to come out of afk and attack in her stead. No one really knows how but it’s apparently something she can do. And they can do it well. 

also if you read this, should i give her a snake tail in the rare form? like a lamia almost. hmmmmm...

[hows-my-handwriting]

phew its been a hot minute. but here’s a few more. 

FALSESYMMETRY

falsebean

Queen of Hearts - Throws her tiny crown like a frisbee. It hurts more than you’d think

Eagle Eye - puts her goggles on and shoots you with terrifying eye lasers

False

High Noon - Puts on a cowboy hat that conveniently fits over the tiny crown and fucking domes you with a pistol

Supremacy - Same thing as eagle eye but with a laser sword too. 

[b2the4thpower]

@cristincaitlin #JustSaiyan #ILoveCookies #SheLovesMe #HerMonster

[fw2016]

hermonsters reblogged your photo

who is this

[monosminecraftmania]

redesigns for the stage two zedaph and keralis

+ bonus features

i have a project i want to start with this au to send off hermitcraft 9. and im excited to share :3

[monosminecraftmania]

New monster discovered: Cleo, Two Stars!

anyway im procrastinating leave me alone-

[monosminecraftmania]

destressing from calculus

here have a little guy. 

disgusting art process below the cut

fuck you, polygons your mumbo

and my sibling jumping on and laughing at his polygonal booty

[monosminecraftmania]

XbCrafted

xboi

“Aww Yeah” - slaps his enemy with a fish. it’s a big fish so it hurts and its slimy

“Blam” - Points the mouth of the fish at his opponent and squirts them with a blast of water

Xfincrafted

“Giggle” - A flash of pearly white fangs and a swift bite to whatever part of the body is exposed

“Noice” - Uses specialized claws to ignore all protective gear or spells to strike his opponent.