#here you go!!!!

[sandushengshou]

demonic cultivators Wei Wuxian & Jiang Cheng for @soresus 

[criminallyanegg]

DND Monster Idea - Fingersnatcher

The Fingersnatcher is a small demon with a stick thin, humanoid-esque body coated in blue-purple skin. It has a disproportionately large head, two arms each of which have a 3-fingered hand with long, sharp nails, two legs with three-toed feet which also happen to have 3 sharp nails. It has 2 holes in its face which lead to an internal nose, a mouth with a mass of small sharp canines, and a single bulbous yellow eye with a black horizontal pupil. It's tongue is purple and tipped with a barb which injects a numbing agent upon contact with a living organism. This horrible, awful creature lives up to its namesake by stalking humanoids, injecting a numbing agent while they're sleeping, and then removing and stealing as many of their fingers as possible without waking up their intended victim. When they have an excess of fingers, they will often replace the victim's fingers with whatever they happen to have just for shits and giggles, and will go into hiding to see their victim's reaction before inevitably scampering off.

[2006aquamarine]

hey can you send me that ask thing again? I need to get it done before i delete my blog. I'd like to finish it!

[lightningandfireinmybones]

nooo don't stop with that fake tinder au, i wanna know what happens when they finally meet each other and it gets kinda awkward lmao

Okay wait so,,, they walk in at the same time, running into each other (lets say its been YEARS since they’ve seen each other,,, maybe 17 year old valaena tried to come onto 19 year old aemond and they hadn’t seen each other IN PERSON since aemond shut that down)

Valaena looks at the hands steadying her first, laughing a little bit, recognizing the scarred hands and the thick silver signet ring on his pinky from the photos of his hands on his cock

Aemond is holding onto valaena, steadying her from falling, staring at her as this feeling of rightness and possession wars with the reminder of all the reasons he never let it get anywhere when they were younger, but he’s also thinking of the soundless video she’d sent him of her stripping, touching herself, and doesn’t think he can let her go now

But then valaena looks up, makes eye contact with aemond, whose face is frozen between relief and horror and something a little darker,,,

Still embarrassed by the rejection (and that fact that her gut was RIGHT, she’d been ignoring all the signs that prove it was aemond), she tries to turn and run away, but aemond just tightens his grip

“It’s just dinner, valaena. Sit down.” aemond would order, and valaena, speechless that this is happening, would let him put his hand on her back, guide her to the most secluded table in the restaurant

It would be so awkward at first, both of them just drinking in the sight of the other, thinking about all the things they said to each other on tinder

It’d start slow, lots of “so you’re back,,,” and false starts,,, but somewhere around their second glass of wine, it starts to ease up

Until they’re fucking in the bathroom

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[tawnysoup]

Finally now that the comic is fully public on comicfury, I get to share it with all of you here, too <3

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[jm-chrome]

Their little Christmas Cupid 🎄💘

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

[solar-sonata]

[hawkpartys]

this image came to me in a dream

[inktho]

feel like i should be sorry about this one

[citricacidprince]

Hey hey hey listen to me [snaps my fingers in front of your face] you’re not going to be mean to kids joining Tumblr because TikTok got banned right? You’re not going to make fun of them because they’re ‘cringe’, especially on the supposed ‘cringe is dead’ app, right? You’re not going to go out of your way to just be hostile to children because you don’t like them, right?

“Oh but they deserve it, they’re annoying” cunts were saying that shit about you when you were ‘uwuing’ and ‘smol beaning’ on here in 2015. Kids will always be annoying and your generation, nor will you, ever be an exception to that rule. This app isn’t like an exclusive club, be fucking nice for once.

Edit: Since some people have brought it up in here tags

“Most of the TikTok kids aren’t going here, they’re going to Red Note” That’s fine, in fact, I’m very happy to see the Chinese community there welcoming them with open arms! However, it’s not like we aren’t going to have any kids join this site. I’ve already seen some join before the ban was imminent and most of them are children fandom artists. I stand by what I said, be nice to them.

If they don’t understand the culture here, teach them in a way that isn’t outright rude! Tell them about the lack of an algorithm and the fact they have to follow people for content! Tell them reblogs are more important than likes! Tell them they can leave notes for the OP or for the person they reblogged it from in the tags; that you can treat it like a little diary if you want!

And most of all, tell them that it’s okay, they don’t have to censor themselves here. After years of being on that app they’ve grown used to it, but you have to get it through their head that censoring words like ‘Kill’ ‘Murder’ ‘Rape’ ‘Pedophile’ isn’t helping ANYONE, they’re just making it harder for folks who have those tags blocked to be able to filter them out. Help them kill the cop in their brain and make sure they don’t fall into purity culture. Help them be cringe and free.

[muisley]

happy new year everyone

[lemon-lace]

Watching my first watch through of SPN ever. I’m on season 9 and as someone who has been on tumblr since ancient times but didn’t actually get in to it, I think everyone DOWNPLAYED how crazy Destiel is. How did veterans survive that….. It’s just. What. What am I watching. Why does Deans voice get SOFT when he talks to Cas particularly??? Why did Dean ditch Sam to watch Cas at the supermarket???? I think because of the meme I was convinced it was cas who was the one obviously in love but. No. It’s Dean. And it’s embarrassing for him. This is crazy but Destiel fans weren’t crazy y’all were on to something all this time…..