#here you go!!!!

[sandushengshou]

demonic cultivators Wei Wuxian & Jiang Cheng for @soresus 

[criminallyanegg]

DND Monster Idea - Fingersnatcher

The Fingersnatcher is a small demon with a stick thin, humanoid-esque body coated in blue-purple skin. It has a disproportionately large head, two arms each of which have a 3-fingered hand with long, sharp nails, two legs with three-toed feet which also happen to have 3 sharp nails. It has 2 holes in its face which lead to an internal nose, a mouth with a mass of small sharp canines, and a single bulbous yellow eye with a black horizontal pupil. It's tongue is purple and tipped with a barb which injects a numbing agent upon contact with a living organism. This horrible, awful creature lives up to its namesake by stalking humanoids, injecting a numbing agent while they're sleeping, and then removing and stealing as many of their fingers as possible without waking up their intended victim. When they have an excess of fingers, they will often replace the victim's fingers with whatever they happen to have just for shits and giggles, and will go into hiding to see their victim's reaction before inevitably scampering off.

[2006aquamarine]

hey can you send me that ask thing again? I need to get it done before i delete my blog. I'd like to finish it!

[lightningandfireinmybones]

nooo don't stop with that fake tinder au, i wanna know what happens when they finally meet each other and it gets kinda awkward lmao

Okay wait so,,, they walk in at the same time, running into each other (lets say its been YEARS since they’ve seen each other,,, maybe 17 year old valaena tried to come onto 19 year old aemond and they hadn’t seen each other IN PERSON since aemond shut that down)

Valaena looks at the hands steadying her first, laughing a little bit, recognizing the scarred hands and the thick silver signet ring on his pinky from the photos of his hands on his cock

Aemond is holding onto valaena, steadying her from falling, staring at her as this feeling of rightness and possession wars with the reminder of all the reasons he never let it get anywhere when they were younger, but he’s also thinking of the soundless video she’d sent him of her stripping, touching herself, and doesn’t think he can let her go now

But then valaena looks up, makes eye contact with aemond, whose face is frozen between relief and horror and something a little darker,,,

Still embarrassed by the rejection (and that fact that her gut was RIGHT, she’d been ignoring all the signs that prove it was aemond), she tries to turn and run away, but aemond just tightens his grip

“It’s just dinner, valaena. Sit down.” aemond would order, and valaena, speechless that this is happening, would let him put his hand on her back, guide her to the most secluded table in the restaurant

It would be so awkward at first, both of them just drinking in the sight of the other, thinking about all the things they said to each other on tinder

It’d start slow, lots of “so you’re back,,,” and false starts,,, but somewhere around their second glass of wine, it starts to ease up

Until they’re fucking in the bathroom

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[vaperarmand]

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

[inktho]

feel like i should be sorry about this one

[stargirl230]

you’re my hero!

bnha doomed yuri was not on my 2024 bingo card

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[stompandhollar]

like. imagine seeing your sibling at 18. and then not seeing them again until you’re 28. and then not seeing them again until you’re both 58. but you’re identical twins so every time you look in the mirror you wonder if this is what they would’ve looked like.

imagine never needing glasses but your brother did, and then in your adulthood your eyes get worse and you suddenly need glasses and you pick out the same frames your brother wore.

imagine always protecting your brother growing up cause he was different and kids picked on him. but you always protected him. and then you have a falling out and neither of you speak for years, and then finding out that in those years you didn’t speak, he was being isolated and tortured by a monster and didn’t think you’d come if he called. but then he calls and you go. and his house has blood on the floor in every room and writing on the walls and his journal devolves into paranoid ramblings. and you can’t protect him because you showed up and he got ripped away. and you can’t even ask him what the writing or the blood or the state of the house means because he’s gone. and you don’t have a penny to your name so you have to clean the blood up yourself and fix the house and live there. so you board up his room.

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[daisywords]

One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.

Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.

It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?

Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.

[planefood]

rules for thee and not for me

[martyrbat]

hate when a batman artist isn't committed to bruce's lame bat schtick... give that man a bat insignia on the bottom of his boots rn

[lemon-lace]

Watching my first watch through of SPN ever. I’m on season 9 and as someone who has been on tumblr since ancient times but didn’t actually get in to it, I think everyone DOWNPLAYED how crazy Destiel is. How did veterans survive that….. It’s just. What. What am I watching. Why does Deans voice get SOFT when he talks to Cas particularly??? Why did Dean ditch Sam to watch Cas at the supermarket???? I think because of the meme I was convinced it was cas who was the one obviously in love but. No. It’s Dean. And it’s embarrassing for him. This is crazy but Destiel fans weren’t crazy y’all were on to something all this time…..