#here have some dorks 💚💛💚💛!!

[diamondsheep]

Happy Valentine's Day !!!! 💖💕💞✨

[not-a-perfect-metaphor]

Pardon moi, but LOOK at these two fucking adorable twitterpated dorks 😍.

Jensen: “Oh, it’s a video!”

Okay, AND, y’all…how much is that above moment 100% the spirit animal of the ‘I thought it was a picture’ moment from ye olden J2 days??

Jared: “Dude, we’re filming.”

Jensen: “I thought it was a picture.”

Oh my god it’s so perfect. I can’t.

The End.

——————

Haha nope. Not even a little bit.

Because I definitely have now decided that we all need to reminisce together over at least a hearty handful of some of the all-time cutest J2-selfie moments, right??

How could we not?

Liiiiike when they felt compelled to capture this ridiculously precious couple pic of themselves:

While already being at a photoshoot, by the way!

But-

‘We gotta take one just for us, babe.’

Obvious bonus: Misha ‘third-wheel’ Collins awkwardly just chillin in the far corner like *sigh* here they go again…

Rofl 😂.

And of course we’re ALWAYS fucking down for literally any of their adorkable ‘out on the town together’ date night selfies.

This is one of my personal favorites 😍:

Yes, Jared did try to fight a statue, says Jensen, and yes, there absolutely was alcohol involved, thank you so much for asking!

No, really, though…

Bring it, bronze boy.

And, um, how about THESE?

Hehe.

Goddammit, you two.

And let’s not forget the lovely ‘backseat-bros’ pics!

(*cough-yeshomo-cough*)

Especially that first one, though…

Conjoined at the head, shoulder, and actually just the entire torso much, Sirs?

Mmhm.

Yesss you are 😘.

A++

But.

I know you guys knew which one I was going to save for last, didn’t you?

The BESTEST of all the J2-selfie moments?

.

.

.

Yep!

The “us-ie” 😭😭😍.

And in case anyone isn’t aware, “us-ie” is the word that Jared used to describe the above photo.

-which, I mean…the moment itself is of course already fucking precious beyond belief just as a stand-alone thing.

But then Jared deciding to dub it their “us-ie”because I guess “selfie” wasn’t a husbandly-enough word…

I just-

I mean…

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[craycray-wolf]

I'd like to present...

My LGBTQIA+ headcanons for mcsm!

Enjoy :D

(For clarification, I primarily use red suspenders Jesse for M!Jesse and red hairclip Jesse for F!Jesse in my fan content, so that's who they're going to be here as well! I also use black heart emojis so rip if you have dark mode like me haha. I describe some orientations using the word "sexual" so this is PG13 for legal reasons)

M!Jesse: Gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 He/him but doesn't mind other pronouns

F!Jesse: Polyam bi dork (that leans more toward girls) 💖💜💙 She/her but doesn't mind other pronouns

Olivia: Hetero, but not any less awesome 😉 ❤️ she and red sus Jesse have spent many an hour delighting in boys. She/her

Axel: Our aroace 🖤🩶🤍💚🖤🩶🤍💜 griefer KING 👑 He/they though primarily uses "he"

Petra: Lesbian ❤️🧡🤍🩷💖 she/her

Lukas: Beautiful ambiamorous bi disaster 💖💜💙 he/him

Radar: Questioning (orientation)❓ Trans boy 🏳️‍⚧️ he/him

Jack: Gay~ 🐾🤎🧡💛🤍🩶 🖤 he/him

Nurm: Pan 💖💛💙 he/him

Nell: Non-binary 💛🤍💜🖤 she/they

Ivor: Harpersexual/romantical/platonic. Oh, and hetero 👍

Gabriel: Hetero/lithsexual and romantical but panplatonic 🫂 he/him

Ellegaard: Sapiosexual! Jk. She's probably gray asexual and demi-romantical 💜🩶🤍🩶💜 🖤 🤍💚🩶 she/her

Magnus: Pansexual hetero-romantical 💖💛💙 he/him

Soren: Aroace panplatonic 🖤🩶🤍💚🖤🩶🤍💜 Neutrois 🤍💚🖤 he/him/it/its

Harper: Heterosexual and panromantic 💻 she/her

Now I think most mcsm ships are legit but I primarily like Jesse/Lukas, Jesse/Petra, and Lukesstra (all 3). In my fanfic I use Jesskas and Jesstra/Lukesstra. As for the latter, it's Lukas and Petra being romantic/sexual partners to F!Jesse but platonic partners to each other.

Ig in summary the block people are NOT straight lol.

These are the characters I thought of, but you're free to ask about others!

[naminethewriter]

I was tagged by @prince-rowan-of-the-forest! Thank you very much! 🥰 You can find their post here!

1: How many works do you have on Ao3?

92 as of yesterday 😎

2: What's your total Ao3 word count?

223,014 words

3: What fandoms do you write for?

Right now just Sanders Sides, though I have unfinished stories for both Kingdom Hearts and South Park and I am thinking of participating in a Professor Layton Big Bang.

4: What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Clyde can't handle that his best friend keeps secrets from him (South Park) - 496 kudos

After months of silence (South Park) - 254 kudos

Lookout (South Park) - 242 kudos

Always (Sanders Sides) - 184 kudos

Logan Tries Something New (Sanders Sides) - 179 kudos

I'm actually surprised that there are two Tss fics here, I was sure that they hadn't caught up to my South Park stories 😅 Apparently they have a lot more hits but aren't that far ahead in terms of kudos 🤔

5: Do you respond to comments?

Yes! I actually feel kind of weird when I don't do it... And I always like getting answers to my own comments 🥰

6: What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Oof, that's a hard question... I mean, it depends from which perspective, right? One of my South Park fics, I'll Give Up Everything For You, ended with Hell invading earth but the main characters are the instigators and happy together, while they doomed their town.

Then I have a few Hurt No Comfort stories like Who's the Liar Now? or Rare Lies Hurt The Most, though they're both quite short.

I guess the one with the most ambiguous and hurtful endings are appropriately closely named: Cursed (Dukeceit Werewolf story) and Cursed Woods (Roceit with forceful separation at the end).

7: What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Again, that's hard because that's most of them 😅 But without thinking about it too much, You're Not Alone an Intruloceit story with lots of hugs and comfort and a christmas party at the end 💙💛💚

8: Do you get hate on fics?

One time I got a comment telling me to kill myself under a South Park fic but apparently they went around commenting on a bunch of fics with that particular ship, so it wasn't really targeted at me. That was the only thing that I've got over the years.

9: Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I don't, but maybe someday 🤷‍♀️

10: Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

I don't and I don't really like reading them either with very few exceptions.

11: Have you ever had a fic stolen?

If so, I'm not aware of it.

Question 12 has been lost to the ether...

13: Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I haven't, but I'd like to try someday ^^

14: What's your all-time favorite ship?

Considering that I just wrapped up the 4th ship week in a row for these dorks, Intrulogical all the way 💙💚

15: What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

How to manipulate a rebellion, a South Park story that I still very much like but I'm not active in the fandom anymore and have so many other stories I want to work on, so I doubt I'll ever get back to it... 😞

16: What are your writing strengths?

Heartfelt moments and dialogue, I think. Sincerity and simplicity as well, maybe.

17: What are your writing weaknesses?

I'm not good with poetic writing styles. I also often struggle with descriptions since I'm not much of a visual thinker.

18: Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I think it can be a fun addition, depending on how much you include. Since I myself am not a native English speaker, I am often tempted to bring in some German. But it needs to be inserted in a way that even non-speakers of the language can understand.

19: First fandom you wrote for?

Kingdom Hearts! They were my first online obsession 🤭 If I had discovered fandoms earlier, I might have written for Wizards of Waverly Place.

20: Favorite fic you've written?

How could I ever choose? I actually really like most of my fics still and do reread them sometimes but I guess in terms of begin proud of how much work I put into it, Hurt No One Knew About might be my favorite of them so far.

Thanks again for the tag! This was fun but a lot of work 🤭

No pressure tags: @lost-in-thought-20, @lily-janus, @candied-peach, @mimssides, @starshard17

[naminethewitch]

Dukeceit and Prinxiety for the ship bingo

Thank you so much for the ask!

Dukeceit:

I love these two dorks! It's criminal how little they have interacted in canon but we got so many confirmations that they are close behind the scenes and they have so much potential as a ship! After Intrulogical they are probably my favorite two people ship of the series 💛💚

Prinxiety:

I know this is the fandoms darling ship but I just never really cared for it, I guess. Well, maybe a long time ago, when SaSi first started but I didn't truly got hyped about the show until Remus was introduced and by that time Virgil had moved from being my favorite side to one I just kind of liked and I never clicked with Roman, sadly. So they never held much interest for me but I can totally see why so many like them! I do like to read some fics with them as the center ship occasionally 💖💜

Again, thanks! Here's the ask game if anyone else wants to hit me up 🥰

[mochikage]

BOOKMARKS

💚sfw ❤️nsfw

GENERAL

💚Comfort after reading angst : you wake up from a nightmare and your fav comforts you <3

NARUTO

❤️Ex!Reader x Ex!Obito: where they’re exes who miss each other (smut). I cannot recommend this one enough. I also recommend visiting her blog for other works. I wasn’t an Obito simp until I read her works. @pinkrelish will have you hooked on any fic you decide to read.

💚“Do you think you can teach me that?” (kakashi x reader): a load of fluff!!! I absolutely love it when people write about Kakashi’s dorky side and from his perspective —it’s not all in his POV but when it is, it feels genuine. Good for when you need some fluff <3 @pfreadsandwrites personal fave’s masterlist can be found here <3

💚Are you flirting with me? : (kakashi x reader) : very cute, very fluff, two dorks just trying to figure out how to flirt and what it is.

MY HERO ACADEMIA

❤️Peep Show (katsuki bakugou x reader): where they're roommates and Katsuki notices a conveniently placed hole in his bathroom. I hate to say this made me simp for bakugo...was not a fan of the pomeranian until this..

ATTACK ON TITAN

❤️Pervy Hcs (Attack on Titan Men x Reader): pervy things the attack on titan men do around you. Another one where I was not a simp of any of these men (aside from reiner and eren) and this just made me want all of them to be pervy with me. 

HAIKYUU

💚Office Rivals (Kuroo x Reader, multi-part fic): “ kuroo tetsurou is your co-worker, cubicle neighbour, and the bane of your existence…but only he would trick you into going on a date with him. (or, office rivals/enemies to lovers)” I love kuroo and love the idea of being office “rivals” with him <3 

❤️At your service (Atsumu x Reader): you work at a maid cafe and your boyfriend doesn’t know. Very cute and spicy <3

JUJUTSU KAISEN

💚take a chance on me (nanami x reader): do yourself a favor and read it, trust me😭💛 @chemmerson has a lot of fluffy works I have to go through but they can be found here !!

💚Fire hazard (megumi x reader): roommate!megumi fluff that will comfort you after a long day <3

[kanekuran]

😭 😊 😡 👻 💙 💚 💛 💜 ❤️ 💩 🛍 🗺 🚿 🎈 🎁 📚 📕 🎮 📻 🎸 🍳 🍎 ☕ 🥂 💫 🐯 🌙 🎨 🎬 💮 🍀

Omg... you sent all of them... *dies* These are going to go under a cut because this is going to be long.

😊 = What makes the mun and muse happiest?

Mun: Music, my family, and friends, my fiancé, my cat and dog.

Muse: His children, playing the piano, his wolves, killing people and blood.

😭 = What makes the mun and muse the saddest?

Mun: Arguing with my family, fiancé or friends. Thinking of my father or my fiance’s grandmother not being there for our wedding. When I’m watching sad movies, or shows and I just start balling my eyes out. Seeing the SPCA or other animal commercials about how they don’t have homes. Sad songs. Let’s just agree that I’m a cry baby, because that’s basically it. I cry at everything basically.

Muse: The thought of him losing his family or his wolves. When he thinks too much about his parents and his siblings. He misses them terribly.

😡 = What makes the mun and muse the angriest?

Mun: Animal cruelty, being accused of something I haven’t done. Being forced to do something against my own will. Yes, that’s happened quite a few times. When I have to repeat myself over and over again.

Muse: Someone harming his family or his wolves. When he has to listen to people bicker over something childish. PEOPLE! His brothers.

👻 = What is the scariest thing to ever happen to the mun and muse?

Mun: When I thought, I was going to lose my mom, my brother or fiancé due to medical reasons. There’s this superstition we have where we live and there’s a man that everybody knows because we’ve all seen him. Anyways, there’s a thing called “Black Man” here. It’s nothing to do with race color or anything like that, but only because everything’s black and he has no face and he has no legs. He just floats and he chases people when they’re alone at night. When I was about 9 I was walking home from the ballfield with a few friends and he chased us all the way to my friend’s place. It was the last I’ve seen him, but just last week my friend saw him at her house.

Muse: I don’t think anything has been scared Kane out of his wits to be honest…

💙 = What is one thing that can calm down the mun and muse? Is it a person, thing, or place?

Mun: The one thing that calms me down the most is listening to music while I lay down in bed.

Muse: Reading books, playing the piano or tending to his mother’s greenhouse.

💚 = What is one thing that makes the mun and muse jealous?

Mun: Oh god, hrm. I don’t get jealous when it comes to my fiancé because we joke around a lot. But, I guess when I start to feel like an obligation to someone. Basically, not feeling like I’m good enough for the person that I start to get ignored. It’s a shit feeling, I can tell you that much.

Muse: Not feeling like he’s good enough for someone’s time. Feeling like an obligation. He has a hard time with love, so when he’s with someone and they’re all over some other dude. He’s jealous but he won’t act or say anything on it. You can blame his ex-fiancé for that one.

💛 = How would the mun and muse describe their best friends?

Mun: She’s a dork, and a major squishball.

Muse: [ic] “Beautiful without compare, innocent and serene.  She’s my light in the darkness of my life. She’s the one person that can pull me out of a rough spot, always there when I need her… She’s everything to me.”

💜 = How would the mun and muse describe their relationship with their parents and/or siblings?

Mun: I have a good relationship with my mother. She’s my rock, my best friend, my biggest supporter, my light. She’s been there for me through all my toughest times and even when things weren’t so tough. I don’t know what I’d do without her. I just know I’ll break and I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to repair myself if I were to lose her. My brother is my best friend. He’s always sticking up for me when he feels I’m being threatened, he’s my rock. I big chunk of my life will be gone if I were to lose him.

Muse: [ic] “My mother… she was the light of our family. She kept us calm with her bright aura, the day we’ve lost her. Was the day that we’ve lost ourselves. Desperately trying to rid ourselves of the darkness that engulfed us. It was the day our demons were born… the day that we’ve lost all shed of light. My father… I’m so sorry… please… forgive me… My brothers, forgive me…”

❤️ = How does the mun and muse approach romantic relationships? Is either currently in a relationship or do they have a crush?

Mun: Oh god… I flirted with my fiancé when we first started going out, but that was it. He was the one that made the moves because I was too awkward as shit to do anything other than flirt. I’m in a relationship and it’s with him, we’ve been engaged for almost a year now and this year will be our 7th year together.

Muse: Kane doesn’t know how to do romantic relationships. At all! He’s an awkward duck, but when he falls in love, he falls hard. He has such a big heart and there’s only ever a few that have truly seen it. He’s not in a relationship, he’s single.

💩 = What do the mun and muse usually do when they feel bad?

Mun: Cry, then listen to music and then cry some more.

Muse: He’ll play the piano or kill people until he feels better.  

🛍 = What sort of things do the mun and muse usually shop for? What is the last thing either of them bought?

Mun: I just usually shop for things that I need at the house, whether it’s food, shower supplies, or any other personal things. The last thing I bought was Valentine’s Day stuff.

Muse: Kane usually buys food for the estate. New suits or stuff for his daughters, nothing else really. The last thing he’s bought was a dress for both of his daughters. [ @kayiendawnsorrow & @jaylien-emberblade ]

🗺 = Where would the mun and muse like to travel to most? Have they ever traveled away from their home city/state/country?

Mun: The last few places that I ever want to go to is Hawaii, Thailand and South Korea. I’ve travelled out of my country more than 20 times. When I was younger we used to go Maine U.S.A every weekend. When I got older I’ve gone to London U.K., Paris France, Florence, Assisi & Rome Italy. And in December I’ll be going to the Bahamas for the Cruise destination.

Muse: Kane willingly goes to wherever he wants to go. He’s always travelling and away from his home.

🚿 = Do the mun and muse have any bathing routines? Any habits like singing in the shower?

Mun: Jump in the shower, wash my hair, brush my teeth, shave, wash my body. Out the shower in 15 minutes. Unless I’m very cold and I just stay in there with hot water trying to warm up. Sometimes I dance in the shower, does that count?

Muse: Kane just goes in the shower, sit on the bench in there and just lets the hot water hit his body to wash off all the blood he gets on his body. After he’s rinsed off he washes his hair, body and then he’s out. He doesn’t dance in the shower like I do, even though his shower is bigger than mine. And he doesn’t sing.

🎈 = How do the mun and muse react to surprises? When is the last time either was surprised and what surprised them?

Mun: I freak out. I think I’ve answered this one before…

Muse: Kane just stands there awkwardly with wide eyes.

🎁 = What sorts of gifts do the mun and muse like? What were the last gifts they gave and received?

Mun: I’m a sucker for roses and cocaine water. (Coca Cola) The last gifts I’ve received was my big ass teddy bear that takes up half my bed! A single rose to symbolize me and my fiance’s first year being engaged. Lindor and Ferroro Rocher chocolates and cocaine water. Last gift I’ve given out was a card, a Mickey Mouse teddy (he’s always going to Disney ever since he was 4 years old so he loves Disney just as much as I do) a Mickey Mouse tea cup (he loves tea), Lindor chocolates and a card.

Muse: Hrm… If someone were to give Kane a pitcher of fresh blood, he’ll be more than happy. BUT, not everyone will enjoy exsanguinating someone. So, a new book he’s never read would suffice. The last gift he’s given was a book to his ex-girlfriend for her birthday. The last gift he’s received was a batch of his favorite cupcakes.

📚 = What sorts of books do the mun and muse like to read? Do you they have a favorite author or book?

Mun: I enjoy reading fictional novels, like the Mortal Instruments series, Harry Potter, the Lord of the Rings & The Hobbit. The Fallen series, The Da Vinci Series and so much more. And, I like to read the dictionary. Weird I know but still… It’s where I learned a good range of vocabulary. I have too many favorite authors or books to just pick one.

Muse: Kane likes to read anything that would broaden his knowledge. He has a wide range of favorite authors and books, he won’t just choose one.

🎮 = What genre of video games do the mun and muse like best? What are their favorite systems and video games?

Mun: Any game that has Freedom! I can’t stand games where it’s just from one point to another. I like freedom. If there’s a bit of history, that’s a big plus. Like the Assassin’s Creed series. I don’t have a favorite system, but I do love the Assassin’s Creed series, the Fable series, the Dragon Age Series, World of Warcraft (because of its freedom, even though I don’t play anymore.)

Muse: If Kane were modernized, I don’t think he’d really play games. And if he did it would probably be the Assassin’s Creed games, especially 2 and Brotherhood. He’s a sucker for history just as much as I am.

📻 = What music genre do the mun and muse listen to the most? Any favorite bands?

Mun: I don’t just listen to one genre. There’s a big mixture of what I listen to and it all depends on what sounds good to me. Whether it’s pop, rock, country, alternative, rap, hip hop. But, I do have favorite bands/singers. Bon Jovi, Blue Rodeo, Alan Jackson, Skylar Grey, Eminem, Boy Epic, Backstreet Boys (ha… ha… don’t judge me.) Alan Walker & so much more.

Muse: It would be rock or piano instrumental. Avenged Sevenfold, Bon Jovi, Yiruma, Papa Roach, Scorpion, Aerosmith, Three Days Grace, Skid Row, Queen, Otherwise, Def Leppard and more.

🎸 = Can either the mun or muse play an instrument? Which one(s)?

Mun: I can play an instrument. I can play the piano.

Muse: Kane knows how to play the guitar as well as a piano.

🍳 = What are the mun’s and muse’s favorite foods?

Mun: Pasta. Anything pasta. And cheesecake.  

Muse: Kane loves pasta, cupcakes, and any type of meat.

🍎 = What do the mun and muse like to eat for a snack?

Mun: Strawberries, Bananas, cheesecake!!!!!!!!!!!

Muse: Cupcakes.

☕ = What drinks do the mun and muse like best? Do they prefer cold or hot drinks?

Mun: Water, cocaine water (coca cola), tea. I prefer cold and hot, but tea always has to be hot for me.

Muse: Water, rum, whiskey, tea, coffee. He prefers cold for water, rum and whiskey, and for tea and coffee it always has to be hot.

🥂 = How is either the mun’s or muse’s alcohol tolerance? What are their favorite alcoholic drinks?

Mun: I don’t drink anymore, since the last time I’ve drank was about 4 years ago, so my tolerance will be shit. My favorite to drink was vodka, whiskey, rum and the pornstar shot. Sometimes tequila.

Muse: Kane drinks pretty much on a daily, so he has a high tolerance for alcohol. His favorite alcohol to drink is rum, whiskey or vodka.

💫 = How does either mun or muse handle being sick? Do they need someone to take care of them, or are they capable of taking care of themselves just fine?

Mun: I just sleep when I’m sick. My body just feels so tired and weak that I can barely do anything. So I just sleep my sickness away. I’m more than capable of taking care of myself when I’m sick.

Muse: Kane sleeps when he’s sick as well, and he’s usually taking care of himself. But the nurses in the home or his personal assistant come in to check on him when he’s asleep so he won’t chew their heads off.  

🐯 = What animals would best be associated with the mun and muse?

Mun: Wolves.

Muse: Wolves. Crows. Ravens.  

🌙 = Are the mun and muse more morning, day, or night people? When are they the most relaxed? When do they get the most work done?

Mun: I’m a night owl, I feel more energized at night rather than the day. I’m more relaxed during the night and I get more work done at night. During the day I get bothered to do things around the house.

Muse: Kane’s a night owl, he’s most relaxed when he’s surrounded by darkness and he gets more work done at night rather than the day. But, he wakes up a bit early to be around his daughters before he falls asleep on them.

�� = Do either the mun or muse have artistic talents? What are they?

Mun: I can paint, I can draw portraits, I know how to do beadwork, I know how to write rather it’s stories or poems.

Muse: Kane knows how to write, he’s never touch based on anything else.    

🎬 = What genre of movies do the mun and muse like best? What are their favorite movies? Do they prefer watching alone or with others? Do they prefer watching at home or in the theater?

Mun: I prefer… romantic comedies, not much of a horror movie person. Overactive mind problems. The Hobbit & Lord of the Rings series, The Hunger Games series, Criminal Minds, Once Upon a Time. I don’t mind watching it with other people, unless all they do is talk and I tell them to shut up or get out. Theatre or at home is fine for me.

Muse: I’m guessing Kane would love classical movies, as well as horror movies but also comedies. He’d likely prefer watching them alone or with someone that doesn’t talk. He’ll have no problem kicking the person out or putting tape on their mouth and tying them up so they’ll shut up. He’d prefer it at home or in the theatre, but he’ll have no problem telling people to shut up if needed.

💮 = What are the mun’s and muse’s opinions of each other?

Mun: He’s a fucking asshole. But he’s also my adorable squishball.

Muse: I’m pretty sure he’d say this to me. “I hate you for what you’ve put me through all my short life.”

🍀 = Who is an important person in both the mun’s and muse’s life?

Mun: My mom, my brother and my fiancé are the most important people in my life.  

Muse: His daughters and son are the most important to him in his life.

[ @gwenya - I finally finished... an hour later! BUT DONE! Thanks for the.,.. asks. xD ]