not-a-perfect-metaphor
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not-a-perfect-metaphor · 8 months ago
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Hi! Thank you for your awesome awesome blog ! Visiting it is like getting a shot of dopamine straight to the brain everytime (if that even makes sense). Wanted to ask, I don’t know if you have it/have seen it, but I was thinking about a video or gif of J2 I saw some time ago… one where Jared is standing besides Jensen and seems to KEEP WANTING to put his arm/hand on Jensen’s shoulder but he doesn’t ever actually touch Jensen. He almost goes for it like 4 or 5 times I think. Wanted to find it again but haven’t been able to for now. Does it ring a bell ? :) much love !!
First of all -
I absolutely love that you get your dopamine fixes via the Js and their twitterpated husbanding adventures (as do I, by the way…surprise! 😉).
And, second of all -
The thing that immediately popped into MY mind based on your description was this particular little J2 interaction:
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Tehe.
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Although, this one was more recent…which makes me wonder if you might be looking for a different, older moment.
And, I mean…
Let’s be totally real about this.
There are a literal TRILLION examples that would meet your criteria, because Jared (bless his twitterpated heart) cannot seem to go for a single minute without either visibly fighting against his overpowering need to be touching Jensen or forgoing the fight altogether and just blatantly doing it. 🥰
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What an adorable, tactile hubby, though.
Like…in every possible way and at every possible opportunity.
Just. A++.
That’s my conclusion to this.
But also, feel free to write me with any other details you can conjure up if I didn’t find the right thing!! ❤️❤️
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not-a-perfect-metaphor · 10 months ago
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Remember back in ye olden days when the SPN promos were all slathered up in a whole bunch of….THIS??
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Excuse you, SIRS !!
Um, but also, might I just add -
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not-a-perfect-metaphor · 10 months ago
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I Won’t Give Up On Us
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❤️ God knows we’re worth it ❤️
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Edit: I have to include this reblog-tag, because…YES!!
I’m so happy it was noticed! 🥰😘
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not-a-perfect-metaphor · 11 months ago
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Then -
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And now -
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Then -
“I think you look amazing.”
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Now -
“You look handsome no matter what.”
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Then -
Jensen’s goal: “-make the best show we can! And get Jared naked.”
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Now -
“I take my jeans off for Jensen.”
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😏😉 yeeeaaah you do, Jared…
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not-a-perfect-metaphor · 11 months ago
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A miniature yet fabulous ode to -
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*Sassy Princess Jared *
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(2023 highlights)
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not-a-perfect-metaphor · 11 months ago
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“We need each other. If we don’t lean on each other…everything else falls down.”
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not-a-perfect-metaphor · 1 year ago
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🌩 Thunder 🌩
The best of the Js
(part 9,57683)
Random note: the last 12 seconds = *coughHUSBANDScough*
Edit: I know I very recently posted one of these, and typically I space them out a bit, but this one was all locked and loaded in my folder, and I literally HAD to slap it down on top of the pile a smidge prematurely.
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not-a-perfect-metaphor · 1 year ago
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Lay All Your
Love on Me
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not-a-perfect-metaphor · 1 year ago
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Two twitterpated dudes 🥰❤️
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not-a-perfect-metaphor · 1 year ago
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do you know anything about something Jensen said about Matt Bomen where it was like something to do with his wife and Matt but then it turned out to have been Jared not Danielle?
Ah-hah!
You are definitely referring to Jensen mentioning having to keep his ‘wife’ away from Matt Bomer while they were all at the PCAs together, but then somehow we learned (and I cannot for the life of me remember the specific details), that it was actually Jared talking to Matt, not Danneel.
I’ll tell you what; I’ll dig into this more thoroughly and do an updated post when I have a minute, but I’m still gonna throw this version up in the meantime.
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P.S: um, how much do we LOVE jealous-Jensen, by the way?? 😘
Mmhm.
So fucking much.
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Plus, I mean, with Matt being openly gay, that actually makes a whole lot more sense anyway that it was Jared.
We were all like, ‘ahhhh, okay, Jensen. Gotcha. Your actual wifey. Understood!’
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Edit: hi, hello, can I just - is it warm in here??
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It’s not like we can blame Jared even a tiny bit for this one…
Pleeeaaase *fans self*
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EDIT: I think we’re both confused, anon! 😜 It was JARED saying that about HIS wife (but then in reality it wasn’t Genevieve talking to Matt, it was Jensen talking to Matt).
^ @brookesallow YOU ARE UTTERLY AMAZING! The reason I haven’t been successfully finding any info on the topic is because I had it reversed lol. Mind if I share the stuff you found?? 😘😘
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not-a-perfect-metaphor · 1 year ago
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Jensen: “He still got it.”
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Awwww 🥰😘
Goddammit, you two.
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not-a-perfect-metaphor · 1 year ago
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dicks and cocks and balls, oh my!
Um.
👀
Allllllrighty, then!
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Did I answer your question sufficiently?
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What’cha reachin’ for there, babe? 😏😂
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Edit: I gotta add more. The compulsion is too powerful.
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not-a-perfect-metaphor · 1 year ago
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Jensen (on SPN cast in The Winchesters):
“Misha offered…”
“-but I said no.”
(rofl @ Jared’s little smirk-chuckle 😆)
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“It’s true!”
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“He was like ‘really?’”
“I was like ‘yeah, we’re good.’”
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KING Jensen, folks.
So much 😂😘.
A+++
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not-a-perfect-metaphor · 1 year ago
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UMMM, holy shit!
@noegrl83 just made a verrrry astute observation concerning one of the GIFs in my latest post (a detail that I completely missed, by the way).
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Here’s that moment again:
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Mmhm.
Yep.
Significant little things.
A++
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not-a-perfect-metaphor · 1 year ago
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More of the latest hubby-isms, courtesy of the Js:
(part 2) ❤️
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Okay. Lol. Let’s examine this for a moment -
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Jared is literally trying so, SO hard to:
A. touch Jensen as much as he possibly can (while in this very public setting).
B. restrain himself from overly touching Jensen, because…goddammit. This is a very public setting!!
Focus. Act natural. Watch where your hands go.
Okay. We got this.
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NECESSARY TOUCHING.
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Husband magnets.
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^^ um, seriously though. These two men are so physically drawn towards each other in every single fucking waking moment.
And it’s a beautiful, beautiful thing.
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Oh. Hello. Hi. 👀😏
THE BUTT PAT.
!!!!
Excuse you, SIR…
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Tehe.
Dorks. 😘
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How to stare with the utmost love and affection at your platonic *cough-not even a little platonic-cough* best buddy *cough-husband-cough* -
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We obviously need to include the GIF version of the most recent J2-hands-touchy that I just put up (as a still image).
So:
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By the way, search my posts for “hands” and “finger touch.”
Because. Um.
-let’s just say this is FARRRR from an isolated incident. 🫶
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I don’t know why this is my absolute favorite thing ever, but for some reason the Js adorably calling each other “bitch” in sign language is, like, WILDLY endearing.
Gahhhh. You two. 😍
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Fucking lovebirds.
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not-a-perfect-metaphor · 1 year ago
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More of the latest hubby-isms courtesy of the Js!
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Jared: “Jensen’s butt grows better hair than his face.”
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And then…in response to the ‘how would you know?’
Jared: “Do I answer that?”
Mmhm. A++.
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Fan: *talks about the Js literally saving people’s lives/getting people through really difficult times and then asks if they’ve ever had a person who’s gotten them through things like that*
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Jared: “Yeah. He’s standing right next to me.”
Um…excuse you, sir…😭😭❤️❤️
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When ‘supportive husband Jensen’ made this beautiful little public appearance -
Jared: “Because I’ll chew-”
Jensen: *eases Jared’s hand down on instinct*
Jared: “-yeah, exactly.”
Again, can I just say…😭😭❤️❤️
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Things hubbies do -
1. bring each other drinks (also they share cups constantly, but I’ve already done a post on that 😘)
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2. ‘cheers’ each other with said drinks just to be exxxtra super adorable. 🥰
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EXCUSE YOU, SIRS…
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Necessary touching.
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Also yet another alpha Jensen ‘herding’ Jared moment!
That just never, ever gets old…
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Goddammit I’m already out of image space.
*sigh*
We’ll call this part 1, because I have wayyy too many more that I absolutely need to include.
Tip of the tinhat, folks. 😉
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not-a-perfect-metaphor · 1 year ago
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I’ll just let this speak entirely for itself.
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