#hera's silly like that
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0lympian-c0uncil · 1 year ago
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Hera: You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge? Hestia: You don't say. Hera: Manslaughter. Literally, the slaughter of a man. Sounds brutal, doesn't it? Hades: Heinous. Yet it's the most socially acceptable form of murder. Hestia: ...So you think they should change the name? Hera: Yes, I do. How about, "inadvertent life-ending"? Demeter: "Unintentional snuff-out"? Poseidon: How about "I can't believe it's not murder"? Zeus: I support this.
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wisebeth · 8 months ago
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why does the pjo series have to unnecessarily villainize goddesses (hera & athena) or show them as silly ladies (aphrodite & demeter) BUT posiedon and apollo are somehow shown as the coolest/most likeable gods, even though arguably, they're right after zeus on terms of corruption?
ares shown as the worst god after zeus and hera amuses me. last time i checked, he was the patron god of amazons and literally killed a man for attempting to rape his daughter but guess who cursed women for rejection? apollo. guess who raped women when they said no (aside from zeus)? posiedon.
#all the gods and goddesses in the greek mythology are flawed in their own way#it doesn't make sense why the books were so unnecessarily biased towards certain gods?#it bothers me specifically that hera and athena are SO unnecessarily painted as villains#while posiedon is ‘cool’ dad ‘great’ lover ‘decent’ god ‘reasonable’ than other olympians#i get it he's the main character's father of a children's fantasy novel so rick painted him in a good light#but my man? then why are you painting other gods who are arguably just as bad as him as WORSE#shut up i feel strongly about it#i love the percy jackson series#but i hate how the gods are portrayed#is trials of apollo a good series? yes#does it make sense why he's shown as a human-like god with redemption arc#while hera is reduced to ‘evil stepmom’ and ‘bitch to annabeth’ even if apollo is JUST as bad as her?#no#and aphrodite is not some ‘silly fangirl’ whose personality revolves around shipping percabeth#she is powerful terrifying and cunning who can bestow some of worst revenge on those who offend her#demeter is not a silly crop goddess#her love for her daughter was so strong it almost ended the world and destroyed mankind#shes in charge of harvest and agriculture without her humanity will starve to death#shes just as powerful as the big-3 or at least she should be#posiedon is not this cool perfect rational god#medusa would disagree demeter would disagree pasiphae would disagree odysseus would disagree#apollo cursed women posiedon raped yet ares killed a rapist BUT nooo let's make ares the bad one#percy jackson#rr crit#greek mythology#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo
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thingsphoenix21 · 10 months ago
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Zeus:Oh by the way if you speak disrespectfully to my wife I will kill you. *silence* Zeus: Sorry that sounded like a joke. I will actually kill you.
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commsroom · 2 years ago
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more than anything, what i want for hera is the safety to have trivial interests, to be unimpressive and entirely mundane. so much of her life is defined by the limitations imposed on her. she is always in some level of pain, and the entire concept of... knowing physical pain as a sensation without ever really experiencing pleasure, only occasional relief, gets to me a lot in the context of disability. she has never had a day in her life where she hasn't had to be concerned for her survival. even when she's able to relax, even when she's just goofing off with eiffel, whatever space he can give her for that... she's still constantly running all of these background processes, calculating and monitoring and making choices for her own safety, and there is something about that... in the same way that "i can't do this. i'm not good enough." being programmed into her is a useful metaphor for understanding trauma, i kind of feel those background processes, the constant need to multitask and take into account so many more things so much more quickly than anyone else, just to exist... there's something about that that resonates with me. i want her to feel safe enough to be able to just... turn that off. for a little while. i want her to see the ocean and not have to think about the direction of the waves.
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calmthefrontdoor · 7 months ago
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What if Everyone Had a Normal Job and Just Played D&D Together on the Weekends AU
Hera is the panicked DM
Kepler (Aasimar Oath of Conquest Paladin) and Jacobi (Halfling Artillerist Artificer) are having a macho pissing contest
Maxwell (Elven School of Enchantment Wizard) and Lovelace (Tiefling Mastermind Rogue) are actually strategizing and putting a plan together
Hilbert (Lizardfolk Knowledge Domain Cleric) and Eiffel (College of Eloquence Bard) are having a rules debate that will be absolutely meaningless in 2 turns
and Minkowski (Dwarven Battlemaster Fighter) is not so patiently waiting for her turn
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godsofhumanity · 2 years ago
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I like to think the gods would, on occasion, make use of newer technologies when they want a change from the old symbols. Athena has a drone, Artemis has a sniper rifle, Demeter joyrides a combine harvester, and Apollo… Apollo has a dodgeball.
ZEUS GETS ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS
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songwritingauslly · 11 months ago
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started the heroes of olympus series very excited for all these new characters
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living-in-a-fantasia · 4 months ago
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Hydra
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sarafangirlart · 6 months ago
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Funny how Hera killed/tried to kill two of Cadmus’ daughters and both became immortal goddesses as a result. Literally accomplished the opposite of what she was aiming for lol.
Especially since Semele is a dumbass and Ino is a cartoonish evil stepmother (Phrixus and Helle). In contrast to Heracles who went through hell and back to earn immortality.
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sapphicmcmean · 1 year ago
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sure she's evil and mean in every scene she's in. but it's ok she's a silly girl
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mozart-the-meerkitten · 7 months ago
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My parents and I watched the season 3 finale of Star Wars: Rebels tonight and I can't believe my mom was the one who was like "WHY ARE THEY* ALL DYING?!" and I was the one being all, "don't worry I'm sure it will be fine." this is the most role reversal we have ever done.
(*to clarify I mean the rebels in general, the main cast was fine)
#star wars#star wars rebels#star wars rebels spoilers#what's really funny is that this season ended pretty much like 'the last jedi' did it with hardly anyone making it out#and them all crowded on the main iconic ship#and I HATED the last jedi#but like it just felt so much more HOPEFUL in rebels Idk man#also yeah I did make this post as a way to shamelessly react post in the tags#Idk even where to start#the first part of the finale was crazy man their leader literally CUT AN IMPERIAL SHIP IN HALF by ramming his command ship into it#like if you're gonna die doing a kamikaze run let it be by CUTTING ANOTHER SHIP IN HALF#and what the FUDGE is bendu WHAT was his deal even#kanan showing up yelling at him like merry with treebeard in the LOTR movies#'but you're a part of this world! aren't you?'#my mom was so mad at bendu for refusing to help akjghljasgdhfdgjags I'm over there like 'wait until they ACTUALLY ATTACK HIS PLANET'#and haha I was right#okay this is so silly but I'm so happy they didn't kill off agent callus that dude has really grown on me#he was doing his best thrawn's just insane with strategy#also THRAWN aklghfjaskgdls okay I LOVED his reaction to bendu being “?!?!? shoot it?!?!” *windows error noise*#man was foiled by his own underlings and angry force rafiki#HERA CALLING KANAN 'MY LOVE' OH MY WORD JUST *MARRY* EACH OTHER ALREADY YOU BASICALLY ALREADY ARE#'looks like the family's back together' STOP#the yavin base name drop#me through the entire space battle: do you know what we need right now? the battlestar galactica#just looked it up and apparently a star destroyer is actually not much bigger than a battlestar which is. FASCINATING to me#they'd be like the same class of ship#which tracks yeah#anyway#they did have a few ships get away so they did actually have a better success rate than in TLJ#but of course they had MANDALORIANS to help them out here so
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thingsphoenix21 · 10 months ago
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Poseidon: Why is my towel still damp? Zeus: Because it's not your towel, it is my towel dude. Poseidon: No, it's not your towel, your towel is the white one. Zeus *chuckling*: I'll tell you this pal I've never used that, I do use the red one every single day. Poseidon *throws the towel down*: UgH. Hestia *picks up the white towel*: This towel is so warm and fluffy, it's like it's been in the sun forever. Demeter: This means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel. Hades*chuckling*: Intimate. Hera*about to throw up because she's been close to the junk in question* Poseidon: ArE yOu OuT oF yOuR mInD! Zeus: What do you mean am I- *Hestia consoles Hera* *while Hades and Demeter take pictures* Poseidon: How do you think this is your towel! Do you even wash it. Zeus: No I don't wash the towel, the towel washes me. Who the hell washes a towel? Hera*with tears in her eyes*: Babe you never wash the? Zeus: Wait you wash your towel? Poseidon*now paler*: You Never wash the towel. Zeus: What am I gonna do? Wash the shower next! Wash a bar a soap?! You gotta think there mate. Poseidon: I'm furious right now. Zeus: I get out of the damn shower and I'm clean as a damn baby and I use the towel. Hades: Wait, have you been wearing my underpants? Zeus: Sometimes... Yeah. Hera*pukes*: That's my twin, ZEUSS!
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sammygender · 2 years ago
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douglas eiffel is normally at the bottom of the ‘wolf 359 characters i think about’ list just because idk….. i liked him a lot upon first listening but fandom tends to bastardise him a bit and i just tend to find others more interesting. for some reason though he’s in my head recently. i like that guy
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rebelresolve · 1 year ago
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(( i have a brain disease where I can't stop thinking about the episode idiot's array and how it's a comedy from everyone else's perspective but a horror story from hera's perspective ))
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robotsandramblings · 1 year ago
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#he’s like ‘THERE WAS A FIRST????’
"that scary Vader dude had a child?? ...children?? two of 'em??? (who are now in charge of like everything?????)"
"Lando became a what now" [a Rebellion general]
Personally, I cannot wait for someone to casually reference events from the original trilogy in front of Ezra, who is completely clueless. Sabine is talking to Ezra about what he missed while he’s been away, about how Hera got to see the second Death Star blow up and Ezra is just sitting there like
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clownery-and-fuckery · 1 year ago
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Kanan vs. Rex is something we need more of tbh
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