#her face to squoosh

[christinaisdrawing]

Live footage of a Cat licking a Lemon 🍋

[vaggieslefteye]

ANGEL DUST & CHERRI BOMB | ʙᴇꜱᴛɪᴇꜱ ꜰᴏʀ (ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ)ʟɪꜰᴇ

[marvel-mommies-writing]

"Are you checking me out?" Carol asked.

"No? Um. Text." You mumble trying to look busy with your phone.

Carol steps closer to you. You couldn't feel her touching you, but you could feel how close she was, and it made your spine tingle, your heart race, your stomach....squoosh. "Your phone dead? The Screen is black." You focus your eyes and spot Carol. Danvers can see her face looking over your shoulder feigning idiocy.

Fuck. You hastily swiped to open it.

"Uh, it fell asleep."

"Uh-Huh." Carol eyed the tall blonde you used as a phone background, draped in sheets. "You uh, like blonds huh?"

You swallowed hard. Your heart thumping.

Fuck.

"Hey, I'm blonde. I could get you a way better picture for your background. I mean. If that's cool with you." Captain Marvel said trying to sound innocent. "I don't have any sheets at my place, but if you got a bed, I'm sure we could make something work."

There was a long pause as you struggled to think.

"You...gonna turn around? Or do I have to keep hitting on the back of your head?" Carol asked.

[sleepnoises]

incomprehensible fellow techniques

That clay ask about techniques made me want to break down the process for this sculpture.

0. Not pictured: think of the idea. Maybe draw it. My friend Katie wanted to commission a guy for her boyfriend, who liked stumps and wizards in the last drop. I made a wizard tower for him, which this is not, and then I wanted to try it again.

Start with two pinch pots. Stick them together via slipping and scoring, but mainly just by smoothing them together with vigor. Cut a hole so that you can reach in and smooth the join from the inside. You should have a rough spherish shape. Wrap in plastic or otherwise restrict airflow, leave to dry.

2. Once the sphere is about leather hard, you can build out the silhouette. I think I made the tower cylinder earlier and left it to set up. It's made from a rolled-out slab, while the stump is made of cylinders made from flat clay I just squooshed in my hands, making them more organic. Plus, the thicker clay from just squooshin' is easier to manipulate. These are attached to the sphere via slip-and-score.

The hollow additions then need to dry to leather hard.

I also added feets; while those are wet, the sculpture needs a support. You can use wet clay wrapped in plastic so it doesn't stick.

3. Other additions. The roots are just worms of clay, and they may actually have gone on at the same time as the stump.

The roots are pretty crucial, because they support the reversible face, which I made earlier from a disc of clay and let dry so it wouldn't fuse to the wet clay.

The little tower needed the larger tower to be sturdily attached before it was added on. The tower roofs are essentially pinch pots again. Getting the tower to be stiff enough to support weight, but not crumbly when windows are cut out, was a smidgen annoying.

4. After some time wrapped up so the moisture of the different additions can equalize and the whole thing can stiffen up a bit: carving and smoothing! Carving really makes the stump shine. I also painted it with darker slip after carving.

Hopefully this is informational, somehow!

[beannary]

just gonna swoop in here and say teen parent donnie is so real bc like...all of their sentient inventions see them as a parental fogure and sheldon was made qhen they were FOURTEEN so. technically its canon ^_^ btw i love internet and i wanna SQUOOSH her liddol face

YEAH listen i love donnie being shelldon's dad like its such stange circumstances like creating an AI and then realizing that it is fully sentient and also sees you as a father figure like im sure it took donnie a while to fully like accept that and come to also see himself as a dad and trying to figure out what being a dad even looks like considering that shelldon was never like a baby he was just like a fully formed child/preteen

idk im sure it was a weird situation for both of them and also a weird situation for the rest of the family and like them coming to realization that shelldon is a full sentient robo child and that donnie is his dad

also thank you!!!!!!!11 i also want to squish internet's face like her face is so squishable who let her be so squishy!!!

[galvatronsthighs]

Saw GxK today and LAWD Shimo has an ugly face.

But I mean it in a good way.

It's like... the right kind of ugly that makes me wanna squoosh it and put widdle kisses all over despite them being a kaiju far bigger than me.

I love her.

[lostusagis]

@jiraipink asked:

(ू• ౪•ू ) She's flustered and squishing Kamui's cheeks with slices of bread and bashfully calling him a "Baka Mui sandwich" for that picture he sent her hahaha

Send (ू• ౪•ू ) to touch my muse’s cheeks and squoosh them.

 Kamui was absolutely expecting Namida to be all huffy and embarrassed the next time he saw her. That's why he sent that picture. He could not get enough of that side of her. Kamui enjoyed pretty much every side of her though. Probably the most interesting, and adorable human ever for him.

 He couldn't help the laughter he'd let out when she'd squish his face between two slices of bread.

“Is this some weird thing humans do when they're embarrassed? It's cute. Maybe since you're the one who's doing it though.” He'd smirk at her, before then leaning in a little more to kiss her.

“You know…. reacting like this is only going to make me want to send you more pictures like that. I think your first mistake was letting me know you think I'm hot.”

 Kamui was never letting her live that down, his expression said that much. “Usually when others look at me like that, I get really pissed off. But honestly…. If it's you….” There was a happy little wave his ahoge would do before he'd finish what he was saying.

“I don't mind at all. You know… like how you don't mind when I stare at you. I'd be really happy to get that attention from you too.” There was an earnest smile he'd wear despite what he just said, since he definitely enjoyed any kind of attention from Namida. A weird, joyful feeling would consume him knowing she found him that attractive. Was he the only one she saw that way? Well she didn't seem the type to just find anyone attractive like that.

 Kamui went ahead and stole the slices of bread from her, and started eating them happily. “I can always send you more pictures of me after I've finished training if you want. All you have to do is ask, or I'll just send one without warning again to surprise you.” He was obviously amused, he wished he could've seen the exact expression she made when he sent that picture. Surprised, flustered, all red and blushing. So cute and adorable.

“I know how much of a pervert you are, so you were probably staring at that picture for a while, right?” Kamui wasn't even bothered by that, rather he'd be thrilled over it.

“I'll make sure the next one is perfect for you then.”

[x-stephanie-sinnz-x]

I was so horny after my flight I let a guy face fuck me in the handicap bathroom and made him cum in my panties

Hi !

So it was a Sunday work travel day… again :(.  Long flight, landing late... ruins my Sunday.  BLEH!

I'm sitting in the lounge catching up on Tumblr and already starting to get really horny.  There's something about sitting around in public reading hot stories that particularly turns me on. 

I decide that I don't care what he looks like, I'm going to throw myself at the guy next to me on the plane and give him a blowjob after we land. 

I board the plane... sitting waiting to see who the lucky guy is... and… a woman walks up and asks to get to her seat.  Ughhhhhhh.  This is literally the first time in probably 15 flights I've not been seated next to a man.  Older woman on the other side of the aisle. Game over.

Flight gets off on time - I continue reading and texting, getting progressively hornier as the flight continues.

We landed... it was late, I was tired, but I was still craving dick. So I decided to head to the bar where I picked up the guys last week - it was quieter tonight... not surprising given it was late on a Sunday night.  But there were a few people - I saw table of two guys sitting drinking, and made a beeline to them.

I was tired and didn't have time for flirting... so just went super direct approach.

"Hi guys.  I have a random question - do either of you want a blowjob?"

Unsurprisingly they looked shocked.  But quickly recovered.  One guy said he had a girlfriend (I respect his fidelity), but the other said yes.

So no-GF guy and I headed to the bathrooms, and went into the handicap bathroom and locked the door.  I unbuckled his pants and dropped around his ankles.  He was already pretty hard, and I licked his dick from end to end, before wrapping my lips around it giving him a sloppy blowjob. 

His hands are hovering around.  I stopped, and said to him "If you want me to take you deeper, don't hold back... I like it rough" and smiled at him and winked, putting his dick back in my mouth. He took the direction immediately - found some inner animalistic sense within himself, and put his hands around my head, and pulled me in and thrust his hips forward pushing his dick down my throat.  I struggled not to choke! He pumped his hips and hands in rhythm, continued to aggressively face fuck me... my eyes were welling up and tears running down my face, my nose clogging up, drool everywhere.

Soon enough he said he wanted to cum. I had a different plan tonight - quickly stood up, pulled down the front of my yoga pants and panties and jerked his cock pointed at my crotch. Moments later, he came, unloading into my underwear. It was a pretty big load, thick and white, which contrasted well with my pink panties and black leggings.

I pulled them up and felt the cum squoosh out the side of my legs. It quickly wetted the material, becoming shiny in the light. I squatted back down and cleaned up the last of the cum from his dick with my mouth.

I told him that I’d had fun and quickly disappeared out of the bathroom, leaving him frantically pulling up his pants as I go out through the door.

I head to the hotel to check in, feeling the warm cum rubbing between my legs. The guy working behind the desk checking me in asked me if I was alright - my face was a mess with makeup having run down my cheeks. If tried to clean up a bit in the car, but still looked like I’d been bawling my eyes out!

I slept in the panties last night - took a shower this morning, but put the same pair on again this morning to work. Getting wet sitting in meetings this morning thinking about the cum still on the underwear under my skirt.

(Story not of my own)

[dutybcrne]

Need smth to heal the soul

Now imagining Adelinde still squooshing Diluc’s face in her hands, bc no matter how old and rough’s tough that man may get, he is still her baby. Her dearest son boy. Her sweet little angel (forget that he has Murdered)

[agoobersretreat]

Can we examine, a Me?

But of course, Neon!

It's a you! Well, we know that already! Let's get onto the examination!

She's so purple and cuddly and soft and tall and I wanna always squoosh her face around! Look at those cheeks and tell me they aren't squooshy! If you do, you are clearly lying to yourself!

Also, she's an amazing friend and deserves so much good in this world that she either keeps getting denied or taken from her. I wanna get angry for her, sometimes, but I know that won't help either of us!

Dang, I just realized...

If I had a nickel for every time I made a close friend who's a purple lady who's taller and softer than me, I'd have two nickels! Not a lot, but peculiar that it's happened twice!

[pcrplevenom]

(ू• ౪•ू )

Send (ू• ౪•ू ) to touch my muse’s cheeks and squoosh them.

Soldan gave a small squeak of a hiss, almost frowning a little and fins drooped to her neck. "Ava, why are you like thiss? What if I do the ssame to you?" she returned the face squishing favor, not holding back. "Ha! Take that!"

[gainprincess]

Has Kiyohime calmed down at all from the weight?

"Calmed down...? Why, I've always been perfectly calm, haven't I, Kama-sama?"

The blubbery dragoness nudges her divine lover with a smile, face wobbling with extra lard as her heavy limb sinks into Kama's doughy side.

"Oh my, no. Nonono, you've always been quite the hyperactive girl, my love.~"

Kama, love-drunk by her beloved Kiyohime's presence as ever, coos over her as she turns to face her, mouth half-full of potatoes and meat as she smiles.

"But I love that about you, you see?~ You're so cute when you're gorging and wobbling about, all flushed and excited.~ Even your jealousy is adorable, as well!~"

"Oh...Oh my...Oh my my my...~ You're so sweet, Kama. So, so sweet...I think I have to get rewarded for my hyperactivity, then. I've been so dreadfully lonely, lately.~"

They're growing closer, stomachs growling in hunger as every inch of their bodies squoosh and bwomp over one another. Kama and Kiyohime seem to forget that they're in a rather public area.

"Ufufu...you do deserve that, don't you, dearest~? Not to worry...I'll be sure that you're compensated properly...~"

...You should probably leave them be. When they get like this, neither will be leaving that room for the next 16 hours, at the least.

The "Ogh!~ Ngoh!~ Anh!~" noises are not just from feeding, to put it one way.

[funshinebf]

theres this picture of my sister when she was like 2 at disney world in a princess belle dress and her face is all squooshed up and shes got this big silly funny cheesy grin on her face and its the funniest and cutest image ive ever fucking seen. but i cannot share it on tumblr because i dont know you people

[tierra-paldeana]

⠀[ CHUB CHUB CHEEK TO ( GENTLY ) SMUSH HER CHEEKS. ]

⠀“ you know you can just ask if you want my chips, right?⠀no need to try and bite me. ”

☠🌏– Squoosh. Her cheeks are squished by gloved hands, and she almost instinctively bleps.

"I was jus' pretendin' to want yer chips, y'know... I actually wanted to bite ya.~"

She immediately opens her mouth and moves her head to fake-bite his arm, shutting her teeth just above it. She then grabs his hands and puts them back on her cheeks with a smug look on her face.

"Bit ya', I win. Neheheheh~"

[vvatchword]

When Amir swung through the front door, it was to see Eleanor lying face down in the hallway. She had grown tired of sobbing, but she continued lying there with her nose squooshed against the floorboards. She didn’t want to move. Moving would admit that she was no longer upset and she wanted to prove, without a doubt, that she absolutely was upset, and it was the kind of upset that deserved to linger. Mum had left her that way and she had decided to lie there until she got back.

so I just realized that "squoosh" is not technically a word and I am disappointed in English dictionaries everywhere

anyway eleanor lamb everybody

[zaebeecee]

Going straight from Lucifer squooshing Charlie’s face in her burrito blanket to him correcting himself from calling her sweetie

when you're working on two fics with your partner and happen to land on two scenes involving the same pair of characters but in totally different places in their relationship

the whiplash is real