#henry colins

[nomilkinmyteaplease]

Dating profile pics of the Terror/Erebus crew:

Francis Crozier - Holding a bottle of whiskey in every photo, with a caption “This is not gin”, promising the date a trip to the Platypus Pond, lots of room for your stuff in his wardrobe if needed.

Graham Gore- pics flexing biceps in the gym, "My eyes are as deep as the ocean..."

Cornelius Hickey - fake profile photo, lists jobs in places that don’t exist, “fluent in sarcasm”. 

Solomon Tozer - pics holding some big fish, pics doing some reps in the gym, pics mysteriously gazing into the horizon on a hill, “Looking for my Tinderella”.

Harry Goodsir - posing with a freshly finished Croquembouche tower, a tray of baklava and some macaroons, he can bake! Doesn't like monkeys.

Edward Little - Lots of pictures of him with a dog, “I wear socks that match”.

Henry Collins- Same as above, but with photos of cats.

Sir John- profile uploaded by his wife: "You can take him!"

William Pilkington - All photos have him with (the same) group of bros, so not really sure what he looks like

John Irving - lots of holiday snaps in front of Notre Dame de Paris, Sacre Cœur, Sagrada Familia, the Vatican, looking up towards La Pietà, you get the vibe.

Stephen Stanley - empty profile with a blurry photo, hoped it would help him achieve mysterious vibes.

George Hodgson- “loves reading, music and traveling”.

Thomas Jopson- lots of pics with family, pics of him volunteering, shame about the one where he hunts for hawks.

Tommy Armitage- a black and white photo melancholically walking around Irish landscape, “No hookups”

Henry Le Vestonte- a pic holding a beer in a pub, winking, "Only hookups".

Alexander Macdonald, recently turned vegan, will tell you all about it, puts 🍆 🍑 💦 in the bio thinking it means that he washes his homegrown fruit and veg

For the prompt Gin for the Fronk 227th bday nonsense

[fakeurdeaths]

he’s so ohmygosh

[pureanonofficial]

COLIN CLIVE (Henry Frankenstein) in FRANKENSTEIN (1931)

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

all UK white actors exist on a scale from 'handsome squidward' to 'cow from barnyard' and 'rat' to 'frog'

[a-happy-beginning]

As you wish.

—Westley, The Princess Bride and Hook, Once Upon a Time, “Good Form” and “Save Henry”

[trentcrimmisgay]

i’ve been clearing out old screenshots in my camera roll but i have ted lasso brain rot so you all have to see what they made me think of (part one. more posts)

[badbucky]

"Shouldn't you be at training?" Oh yeah, but don't worry. I've got it all covered.

[mrs-elsie-barnes]

Mob Rules | Mafia AU | Reader x ...everyone

Bucky and Steve have banned girlfriends in the gang, but they're not cruel, they know their crew works hard and needs to let off steam sometimes...and that's when your hard work starts.

Warnings: 18+ for sexual content, language and themes now and throughout this AU

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Divider by @firefly-graphics & @saradika-graphics

Masterlist

Bucky - Cockwarming

Thor - Playtime

The room was completely silent. Each of the assembled crew around the table staring at Cap and Sarge. 

You didn’t really want anyone else in the room, you had been quite happy, sprawled on the large blanket under the table, moving between your new masters in turn. You had been licking a long stripe up Bucky’s hard cock when the first knock sounded, jolting you from your soft state into one of panic. 

Tucking himself away, Bucky had shouted ‘enter’ allowing a seeming herd of other people into the room. 

Sensing your nervousness, Steve had placed his hand on your cheek, his thumb rubbing against your bottom lip until you sucked the digit into your mouth, once more content to rest between them while they carried out their business. 

“Is this real, or a trick?” The man’s voice was like thunder, loud but clear. You couldn’t tell who was talking yet, only seeing a series of shoes, combat boots and a few loafers, one pair of battered trainers…you closed your eyes, sucking harder on Steve’s thumb and focussing on the polished shoes in front of you, one brown pair, one black pair, Steve and Bucky, Sir and Sarge, that was all you needed to worry about.  

“It’s not a trick, Thor.” Steve rolled his eyes, “we know we brought that rule in, no girlfriends.” 

A disgruntled murmur ran around the room, none of the men willing to vocalise how frustrated and angry they’d been since. 

Bucky slammed his palm onto the table and the room went quiet again, you jumped clinging to his calf, but remained where you were. 

“We brought the rule in, now we’re fixing it, but only if you're polite.” He growled.

“C’mon out, Bambi.” Steve and Bucky pushed their chairs back and Steve held out a hand to you, the ring on his pinky finger flashing in the afternoon light. 

Placing one hand slowly in front of the other you crawled out from underneath the table, one hand on Steve’s thigh, one on Bucky’s. The latter reached down, cupping your chin in his large, tattooed hand and pinched your cheeks. 

“Good girl, now say hello to the crew.” 

You turned, kneeling high enough that your head and shoulders peeked over the top of the walnut table, resting your chin on one hand you raised the other in a wave, “hello.” You whispered, nervously eyeing the array of men and women sitting around the long conference table.

You’d been worried ever since Cap’ and Sarge had informed you that your world would be expanding outside of their closed off penthouse, but now you felt that familiar throb of longing deep between your legs. They were handsome, your masters’ friends, so perhaps this wouldn’t be so awful after all. 

Bucky tucked a palm under your elbow and helped you stand, your feet wobbly after your time spent kneeling at his feet. Your heels tipped you forward slightly and you crossed your arms behind your back to steady yourself, pushing your chest out at the same time. A collective intake of air rippled around the room and, you supposed, that was to be expected given your scanty attire. 

Steve had wanted you to make a good impression and had chosen a soft pink babydoll with plenty of ribbons and bows. You certainly felt like a doll once they’d finished dressing you up but you loved it, loved that you didn’t have to make any decisions anymore. You let your wide eyes take in the room again, the hungry looks in everyone’s eyes. 

“Bambi, the family -” Steve gestured to the assembled group, “family, Bambi.” 

There was a chorus of replies, hellos and good mornings before the room went quiet again.

“Well, we don’t have much work to do today, so -” Bucky looked up at you, his hand on your hip protectively, “get to know everyone, okay. Take your time.” His smile was soft, but dropped from his face when he looked back at the rest of the family, “as for you, be polite.” Bucky glared around the room, “and remember to play nicely.” 

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[ambnight]

Ted Lasso text post thingy mibobby do-ers

[clockwrkpendrxgon]

to quote that one tweet i saw “gay people are so dramatic”

[a-happy-beginning]

I’m your mom. I’m never gonna be okay with being apart.

—Emma Swan to Henry Mills, Once Upon a Time, “A Pirate’s Life”

[moiraineology]

Relating so hard to Colin Robinson's yarn-and-newspaper conspiracy chart of household hierarchies and alliances

[mot-hesbian]

Why are we complaining about season 3?

Like, my issue is the neverending threesome. That's it. Why was it still going??? Why was it so long???? I love them exploring characters' sexualities, but ffs.

Other than that, part 2 made me really like the Mondrich storyline, still don't know how they did it. Like, it felt so unnecessary but then suddenly within their first scene in part 2 I suddenly enjoyed it??? What did they put in the water for part 2 to be this good?!

I liked getting more Danbury backstory! I enjoyed Violet starting to find love again!! I loved John and Francesca (because yes, they did have to show their story with their changes to the timeline!!! I love Mikaela and am so excited for their story!!! I just wish that Frannie didn't have an interest in her yet, in the books she didn't love anyone but John until after he died. I didn't like that so much.)

I love the nuance of Polin's story!! We needed a love story with more nuance and, honestly, they wouldn't have been able to tell their story without it! Colin had every right to be as upset as he was and to take his time to forgive her and move past it in his own time!! Penelope was allowed to be upset with how he was handling certain things and take control of her own story!!

I think people forget that even in the book it is, in many ways, PENELOPE'S story we are reading. Yes, Colin has his own storyline, but it doesn't take the precedence that hers does. I love her calling him out for his white knight thing and telling him she doesn't want that (something I wanted to see in the book).

I wish they kept in his speech about loving her, but making it more personal and not in front of the ton. She deserved to disclose her identity herself and I love the show for that!

The evolution of the Featheringtons is gorgeous and I love it!!!

All in all, I really love part 2 and wish it wouldn't get so much hate

[gnnosis]

queer belonging / put simply: we are not in this alone

[ true blue, boygenius / in memoriam by alice winn / ted lasso 3x09 / stranger things 4x09 / 4x01 / stone butch blues by leslie feinberg / derry girls 2x02 / schitt’s creek 5x11 ]

[a-happy-beginning]

—Once Upon a Time, “Mother”

[fsju-firth-fixations]

Colin Firth and Ben Barnes in Dorian Gray (2009) ~the tension~