#hempleton

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

Hello??

[fionacle]

YOU CANT MAKE ME DO THIS

[torahtot]

i miss him so much idk what to do without him. he rlly lit up my life every time i would come home and see his little smile and floppy ears and give him a kiss and he'd be so excited :( i miss him i love him sm

[cap-ncrew]

I just fell in love with a rat

10/10 experience

would do again

[vote-the-ratchelor]

for the SECOND (yes this is still the second) round: the seven rats with the most votes OVERALL (between both pt1 and 2) win - so make sure to vote in both parts!!

[groovy-rat-man]

Playing the ratchelor and I am LEGITIMATELY upset that I can't just be polyamorus... I don't wanna fucking choose between One-Eared Jerio, EggSalad, and Hempleton

[fionacle]

gonna add some link i get

sorry can’t find anymore i’m playing the ratchelor AND I CANT DECIDE WHO TO KICK. the dad named his kids weird things so he’s kinda shitty but he’s INTERESTING but the other guy is obsessed with CHEESE and he and Hempleton know each other! (I already know either Reggie-231 or Hempleton is the love of my life)

I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

Hempleton canonically drives, likes music, and uses the 🫐 emoji more than any other emoji

[torahtot]

i feel so bad i gave this librarian defective rats.. she said pippin is really aggressive and she might have to give him away................ ill cry they're separating my boys my baby will have nothing. his brother died he got sent to a new home and then he's gonna be uprooted again. :(

[chemicaljacketslut]

y’all play the ratchelor RIGHT NEOW

[vote-the-ratchelor]

WINNERS of round TWO are:

Bora XIV Odé Slim Jim

(from poll 2)

Hiberdean Hempleton Bear One-Eared Jerio

for the SECOND round: the seven rats with the most votes OVERALL win - so make sure to vote in both parts!!

tune back in tomorrow for more ratchelorian shenanigans (+ the second half of the suitors poll :] )

i'm kind of considering making a dedicated blog for this but we'll see - lmk if you think its a good idea

[whimsybrain]

I found a cute little rat dating sim

https://algorat.club/ratchelor/

[videogamerats]

Hempleton from "The Ratchelor"

[sunflowerbeehive]

Just played the ratchelor and fell in love with a rat named hempleton who’s best friend is a ladybug

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

ENCIANWJF THERE'S ANOTHER RATTOBER!!!

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

Do you have a favourite rat? May be fictional :)

henglebin .