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1. Welcome to night vale

2. Hannibal nbc

3. Riordanverse

4. The Stanley parable

5. Gothic literature

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Open tags!!

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

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"you survived four years of trump, you'll do it again" cool next time say that in real life to a trans person or a poc or a non-american that's forced to live in the states and see how that works out for you

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You know it’s bad when the first thing you think after seeing the election results is: “Man, I really hope I don’t get raped within the next four years”

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its no money november that's where it's november and i dont have any fucking money

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Please fucking lie to your employer. Like they don’t need to know your mental health issues or what drugs you do. Ffs

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honestly more media should portray the anti aging industry as horrific and decidedly unhuman. it IS body horror it IS grotesque it DOES go against nature. it WILL kill you. yes.

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lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off

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My dream for the election is that it’s definitive. I want a 2012-style Election Day where everyone built it up beforehand to possibly be close but then the results start rolling in and it was like “Oh, nevermind. It’s obviously Obama. Everyone go to bed.”

I just want voters to put a stake right through the heart of Trumpism so that it crumbles to ash before our eyes. That’s the dream.

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phil loves his loud ass bf so much guys, like have you ever just looked at phil when dan starts YAPPING or screaming or raging, PHIL LOVES IT like he can’t stop smiling n laughing

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me after finding out the shows are 18+ 😭

Still crying about being unable to see Will Wood Live

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guys im so obsessed with twrp rn i literally watched a whole iceberg vid abt them and started listening to their entire discography in order

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no see yall dont get it like phil gafs he gafs SOOOOO MUCH hes such a dannie and one part of being a dannie is knowing u gotta bully him a little bit BUT when he shows dan love it is All-Encompassing it is making dan hop on his channel to promote his book and tour and pride special its going into the editing zone while dans not in the room so that he can make sure he actually gasses him up as much as possible IT IS MAKING HIS OWN COMING OUT VIDEO UNDERSTATED SO THAT DAN'S CAN SHINE EVEN BRIGHTER ESPECIALLY SINCE PART OF DAN'S STORY WILL ALSO ALWAYS BE PHIL'S STORY TOO AND HAVING THAT FULL TRUST TO HANDLE THAT STORY WITH CARE AND GRACE AND LOVE

ITS POSTING DANS SHINY ASS IN THOSE TIGHT ASS PANTS ITS BEING OBSESSED WITH HIS CURLS ITS REMEMBERING HIM CRAMMING FOR UNI EXAMS IN THAT TINY APARTMENT YALL HES SO IN LOVE I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT PHIL DOESNT GAF EVER AGAINNNNNN