#helpa me out

[hotvampireadjacent]

kagekiyo havers. I have 1, 10 full pull left.

What is a good summoning ritual to try to appease her?

[theindo]

Me for the past ?????? Magnus.....magsnush arhicvemmmdmmmm....

[devicecontact]

quality gets eaten oh well but this is from November 2021. took me too long to let it go lol. fountainless under the cut

ok

[xpastelsweetsx]

“I hate the gym” I say, as I show up to the gym for the 4th time this week

[pup-pee]

AJKHGSFLYJAGWFJHWAFAW "literally whats etong w/it" NOTHING NOTHIGN IS LIVE UR BEST LIFE

Zesti Cola

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[dontexpectmuch]

GOING TO WATCH THE BARBIE MOVIE WITH JUDE ALL IN PINK OMGGGG

“babe, be for real.” jude voices out, slightly startling you.

you look up from your hand as you were currently putting on the different rings that you wore every day, only to see your boyfriend almost in all pink from head to toe, hand resting on his hips as he looked at you disapprovingly.

pink cowboy hat, a pastel pink polo, white baggy pants and baby pink shoes from adidas. he also had a pink ring on his pinky finger, topping off the entire look that just screamed, ‘i am going to watch barbie’.

“what?” you bluntly asked, slowly getting up.

jude just shook his head, hand out signaling to your outfit, “what are you doing? i thought we’re gonna watching barbie?”

“well, we are?”

“then why are you dressed like, like that?” jude almost spat out, eyebrows raised in suspicion.

looking down at yourself, you slowly put the pieces together. instead of wearing pink like jude, you wore a normal jeans and shirt, not really going with the unofficial official dresscode for the film.

“let me just wear your hat, babe.” you move closer to him, trying to grab his hat.

jude, however, not so fond of your idea, dodges your movement, his hand now holding your arm to keep it away from his hat, “nah, dude. wear your own stuff.”

“babe, now’s not the time, we’re gonna be late.” you say, going back to the couch to grab your bag with hidden snacks.

instead of saying anything, jude quickly leaves to go to the bedroom, making you wait for five minutes.

“here, babe.” he reappears, fluffy pink jacket and pink sunglasses in hand.

“really?”

“i won’t let you embarrass me like that, either you wear it or i’ll go by myself.” he shakes his head again as he helpa you to put on the jacket and galsses.

“jude, c’mon, it’s way too hot!” you whine, looking at him with dimmed vision.

“i genuinely do not care.” he says, moving you both to the mirror to take a few pics.

“done?” you ask, exhaling loudly.

before answering, jude leaned down to press a kiss on your lips, hard. hard enough to make you bend back a bit, holding tight onto his biceps to steady yourself. while doing so, he reaches for the cowboy hat, placing it on top of your head.

“now, we can go.” he just nods, walking ahead to the front door.

pink looks really good on him.

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[sundewhasaudhd]

If I have to suffer you do too

Let me tell a little story about a man long time agoHe was the quickest draw in the wild west by the name of Smokin' JoeIt's Smokin' Joe!Hit the floorBut he didn't own no six-gunLemme tell you what he'd doWhen the varmint rode into townHe'd shoot 'em down with a big fat "fuck you!"Smokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)Lemme make sure I heard you right$7.50 for large soy cappucinoLemme get my walletFuck you!Smokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)Lemme make sure I heard you rightEven though I'm not with Amazon you're calling me to tell meThat my profile has been hacked?Fuck you!And so Joe held the law in the town in which he livedYeah! Only stupid motherfuckers would talk shit around RudeboyWith his whiplash wristGon' get it now!Leroy "two gun" Jenkins thought that he could surely winBut before Leroy could blink he was told to sit and spinWhy don't you take it for a ride now?The Mongoose Mountain Gang played dirty with a twenty-man crewBut tales are told that Joe grew eighteen armsThat day as a gift from VishnuAnd as he rose in fameEvery quickdraw outlaw came to the manThey heard whose fists would burn when he flipped the birdSmokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)Lemme make sure I heard you rightYou wanna refund the money that I spentIn your shop with a store credit?Fuck you!Smokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)Lemme make sure I heard you rightEverybody brought a platter to my fancy birthday dinnerBut you brought soda water?Fuck you!He got that name because his finger burns hot like the sunAnd leaves you smokin' when he's doneIt's just as well that Joe is fast as hell'Cause in every duel he won I'm not sureJoe knew that they had a literal gunI know that they're packing heatAnd I know that they know that I'm the man to beatBut when I step onto the street with a jingle in my feetThey know that I know that they know that they canFuck themself!Some say many years agoBefore Joseph Rudeboy was Smokin' JoeHe had a wife, her name was BoBo was with child in a happy homeBut into town an outlaw cameWho wore a velvet cloak like a bloodstainNow Bo didn't like Joe using no gunSo Bo told Joe to fucking run"You gotta bring back help!" (run fast Joe, fast Joe)Lemme stay and fight!But Bo said "no guns, you've got to go!"Joseph Rudeboy was too slowFor a child that he'd never knowJoeseph Rudeboy you're too slowBurning inside Joseph died but from the ash the man who rose wasSmokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)He's a human pheonixYes, that's the wordI heard he was born in a fireAnd rides a pair of flamin' birdsSmokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)I heard he's never shot no-one but he'sStill locked up half of the wild westLookin' for a velvet-wearing son-of-a-gunOne day an outlaw came to townCome out here Smokin' JoeYou're just as well already deadHe wore a velvet cloak but Joe saw redAnd on the street the fateful pair did meetAll the townsfolk came to watch when they knewJoe was gonna tell someone to f-Their eyes were locked what seemed like three eternitiesTo Joe the velvet man seemed differentFrom how he remembered him to beBut it was all the same to Smokin' Joe, who'd been through hellHe'd dreamt every night the last eighteen yearsOf telling this guy to fuck himselfBut when Joe went to ball his hand into a flamin' fistThe outlaw shot him first with aMiddle finger that looked just like hisAnd as Joe fell he beheld the outlaw's faceA young girl who'd seen it allAnd grew up in a terrible placeWhose mother once told JosephTo run and bring back helpA girl who thought her father had run out to save himselfSmokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)Lemme make sure I heard you rightYou been telling everybody I'm a deadbeat daddyDidn't know I tried to save ya?YeahFuck you, daughter!Smokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)Lemme make sure I heard you rightNow I found my father and I learnt the truth we can be reunited?That's rightFuck you, old man!

This song has not left me yet

Good for you Evan

[nowjumpinthewater]

15 or 25 for the fandom ask game?

15- a character that always makes me smile

For tmbs, it's Sticky <3 For kotlc it's Biana

25- a piece of advice for taking care of yourself in fandom spaces

I haven't really been here long, but I think staying out of discourse (aside from the silly ones) helpa

[falloutnewvegastransedmygender]

Log 11.09.81 21:19: Well, been a massive fucking day. Bypassed the Securitrons at the entrance to the Strip, mostly because I could. Victor was waiting on the other side. Mr. House is evidently still alive, I has brushed it off as a tall tale. Really THE Mr. House!

It turns out that the platinum chip I was carrying is basically a hyper advanced holotape. Needs to be read using special drivers, which only exist in a few places from what I gathered. The Securitrons, already deadly robots, are now upgraded to Mk. II. I had long wondered why they had such excessive shoulders. Turns out they are loaded with explosive weaponry.

Using evidence I've gathered along the trail I convinced Benny's number two to help me put. Ambushed him in his room. Tried to slip away the snake. Ended up becoming a shootout, old Tesla Six finished him off. Turns out he'd been bugging Mr. House's secure channels with a Securitron of his own.

Spoke with a Followers doctor and bugged Mr. House myself actually. Just getting info on his medical technology. Unfortunately that did not get us very far. Oh well it was worth a shot. Also spoke to a NCR official and recieved an official pardon for the whole Crimson Caravan thing. Ambassador Crocker wanted me to come speak to the Boomers up at Nellis AFB. Wants them to use their munitions against Legion. Sounded like a deal to me.

Oh and Legion approached me too. I killed that son of a bitch. "Ceasar has pardoned you." You don't get to back down just because I'm cozying up closer to Mr. House. Gonna be his protégé from the sound of it! Got my own place in the Lucky 38 too. Seriously nice place, I think Victor has been reporting back to House on my exploits.

I needed to go to Nellis anyway and search for that last patrol. Made through the artillery but no sign of the Paladins. Evidently we're the first that's been there in decades. Used my medical training to patch up some of their injured. Evidently some giant ants have setup shop in their generator room. Gonna make my own assault on it tomorrow. Loyal, the second in command as far as I can tell gave me a device, helped him tune the frequencies. Should kill every last ant in the nest. Gonna repair the solar arrays while I'm over there too.

What else what else. Oh right. Also going to be helping out an artist by taking some pictures. Agoraphobia makes it impossible for him to travel and Mr. House's orders are sapping his creativity. Always glad to helpa friend of Doc Mitchell's. Also sold off some Vault Suits for a nice price to a pretty blonde named Sarah in the Vault 21 Motel. A very good deal considering how little most want to give me for them. Anyway we're sleeping at Nellis for now. I have had a fucking long ass day.

[bulba-sara]

Save Mohammed ..

Dear [bulba-sara],

Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment. I am in desperate need of your help. My son’s life is hanging by a thread, and he may not survive without urgent medical treatment This was after he was shot by an Israeli drone He was critically injured in his feet. Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him – either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others

I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment

Donate now:👇👇 gofundme.com

‎‏Thank you for your compassion and support during this critical time.

#free_palestine 🍉🇵🇸

I cannot financially help right now but hope this helpa get it to someone who can

[raggedy-dxctor]

gonna have to put requests on hold for a biit sorry besties xx

[orsinium]

passive aggressively submitting the same bug report every time the game updates and doesnt fix it

[ralcify]

I’M  WITH  YOU   \   IN  THE  DARK.   so  when  the  lights  turn  off   \   you’re  sitting  all  alone.   look  towards  the  night  sky   \   towards  the  stars  that  twinkle  for  you.   that  cold  darkness   \   let  it  blanket  you.   for  that’s  my  cold  embrace   \  reaching  to  hold  onto  you  for  a  minute  more.   a  cold  reminder   \   that  i  haven’t  left  you.   i’ll  never  leave  you   \   i’m  with  you   ,   in  your  heart.

[overlordmaine]

anyone got pikmin bloom and wanna add me? 🥺

i wanna do weekly challenges!!

my code:

649106790301

[malicejane-in-wonderland]

my favorite activity is proving people wrong politely. I internally feel like a bad bitch bc I'm correct, and I make sure I'm correct, but simultaneously still being nice about it bc I'm not gonna sacrifice morals and ethics just bc some asshat decides to try to tell me I'm wrong about how capitalism works.

[doctorizumi]

HKSGHSLFGS????????? MIDORI????????? HE’S PATTING MIDORI??????? IZUIMIR?FRDFW)..DXN-LLLLdsfloOO

HELOO?!??$?#(*@(?DK