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kagekiyo havers. I have 1, 10 full pull left.
What is a good summoning ritual to try to appease her?
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Me for the past ?????? Magnus.....magsnush arhicvemmmdmmmm....
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quality gets eaten oh well but this is from November 2021. took me too long to let it go lol. fountainless under the cut
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#my art#kris deltarune#susie deltarune#deltarune#utdr#edit: why did it add the same photo twice ?? I try to fix but it just glitches out and removes the read more. mario voice helpa me !
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“I hate the gym” I say, as I show up to the gym for the 4th time this week
#I go 4 times a week#and I never hate it any less#it just gets me out of the house#and will undoubtedly make load in and load out easier#it also helpa the gender#and a the mental health#I just don’t personally enjoy it#gym#gym life#the gym life is hating going to the gym#but it’s free#and I want to be stronk#THIS IS BOUT GAINS
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AJKHGSFLYJAGWFJHWAFAW "literally whats etong w/it" NOTHING NOTHIGN IS LIVE UR BEST LIFE
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#BERNARD BEGGING DUKE 2 TAKE 1 HELPA SJUKFGHLWA#i just man AMNNNNN#CASSIES REPLY IS TAKING ME OUT#dc#reblog#theres 2 many characters 2 tag IM NOT DOING ALL THAT
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GOING TO WATCH THE BARBIE MOVIE WITH JUDE ALL IN PINK OMGGGG
“babe, be for real.” jude voices out, slightly startling you.
you look up from your hand as you were currently putting on the different rings that you wore every day, only to see your boyfriend almost in all pink from head to toe, hand resting on his hips as he looked at you disapprovingly.
pink cowboy hat, a pastel pink polo, white baggy pants and baby pink shoes from adidas. he also had a pink ring on his pinky finger, topping off the entire look that just screamed, ‘i am going to watch barbie’.
“what?” you bluntly asked, slowly getting up.
jude just shook his head, hand out signaling to your outfit, “what are you doing? i thought we’re gonna watching barbie?”
“well, we are?”
“then why are you dressed like, like that?” jude almost spat out, eyebrows raised in suspicion.
looking down at yourself, you slowly put the pieces together. instead of wearing pink like jude, you wore a normal jeans and shirt, not really going with the unofficial official dresscode for the film.
“let me just wear your hat, babe.” you move closer to him, trying to grab his hat.
jude, however, not so fond of your idea, dodges your movement, his hand now holding your arm to keep it away from his hat, “nah, dude. wear your own stuff.”
“babe, now’s not the time, we’re gonna be late.” you say, going back to the couch to grab your bag with hidden snacks.
instead of saying anything, jude quickly leaves to go to the bedroom, making you wait for five minutes.
“here, babe.” he reappears, fluffy pink jacket and pink sunglasses in hand.
“really?”
“i won’t let you embarrass me like that, either you wear it or i’ll go by myself.” he shakes his head again as he helpa you to put on the jacket and galsses.
“jude, c’mon, it’s way too hot!” you whine, looking at him with dimmed vision.
“i genuinely do not care.” he says, moving you both to the mirror to take a few pics.
“done?” you ask, exhaling loudly.
before answering, jude leaned down to press a kiss on your lips, hard. hard enough to make you bend back a bit, holding tight onto his biceps to steady yourself. while doing so, he reaches for the cowboy hat, placing it on top of your head.
“now, we can go.” he just nods, walking ahead to the front door.
pink looks really good on him.
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#jude bellingham#football one shot#football x reader#x reader#jude bellingham x reader#jude bellingham imagine#jude bellingham one shot#jude bellingham x you#football#jude bellingham fluff#barbie
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If I have to suffer you do too
Let me tell a little story about a man long time agoHe was the quickest draw in the wild west by the name of Smokin' JoeIt's Smokin' Joe!Hit the floorBut he didn't own no six-gunLemme tell you what he'd doWhen the varmint rode into townHe'd shoot 'em down with a big fat "fuck you!"Smokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)Lemme make sure I heard you right$7.50 for large soy cappucinoLemme get my walletFuck you!Smokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)Lemme make sure I heard you rightEven though I'm not with Amazon you're calling me to tell meThat my profile has been hacked?Fuck you!And so Joe held the law in the town in which he livedYeah! Only stupid motherfuckers would talk shit around RudeboyWith his whiplash wristGon' get it now!Leroy "two gun" Jenkins thought that he could surely winBut before Leroy could blink he was told to sit and spinWhy don't you take it for a ride now?The Mongoose Mountain Gang played dirty with a twenty-man crewBut tales are told that Joe grew eighteen armsThat day as a gift from VishnuAnd as he rose in fameEvery quickdraw outlaw came to the manThey heard whose fists would burn when he flipped the birdSmokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)Lemme make sure I heard you rightYou wanna refund the money that I spentIn your shop with a store credit?Fuck you!Smokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)Lemme make sure I heard you rightEverybody brought a platter to my fancy birthday dinnerBut you brought soda water?Fuck you!He got that name because his finger burns hot like the sunAnd leaves you smokin' when he's doneIt's just as well that Joe is fast as hell'Cause in every duel he won I'm not sureJoe knew that they had a literal gunI know that they're packing heatAnd I know that they know that I'm the man to beatBut when I step onto the street with a jingle in my feetThey know that I know that they know that they canFuck themself!Some say many years agoBefore Joseph Rudeboy was Smokin' JoeHe had a wife, her name was BoBo was with child in a happy homeBut into town an outlaw cameWho wore a velvet cloak like a bloodstainNow Bo didn't like Joe using no gunSo Bo told Joe to fucking run"You gotta bring back help!" (run fast Joe, fast Joe)Lemme stay and fight!But Bo said "no guns, you've got to go!"Joseph Rudeboy was too slowFor a child that he'd never knowJoeseph Rudeboy you're too slowBurning inside Joseph died but from the ash the man who rose wasSmokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)He's a human pheonixYes, that's the wordI heard he was born in a fireAnd rides a pair of flamin' birdsSmokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)I heard he's never shot no-one but he'sStill locked up half of the wild westLookin' for a velvet-wearing son-of-a-gunOne day an outlaw came to townCome out here Smokin' JoeYou're just as well already deadHe wore a velvet cloak but Joe saw redAnd on the street the fateful pair did meetAll the townsfolk came to watch when they knewJoe was gonna tell someone to f-Their eyes were locked what seemed like three eternitiesTo Joe the velvet man seemed differentFrom how he remembered him to beBut it was all the same to Smokin' Joe, who'd been through hellHe'd dreamt every night the last eighteen yearsOf telling this guy to fuck himselfBut when Joe went to ball his hand into a flamin' fistThe outlaw shot him first with aMiddle finger that looked just like hisAnd as Joe fell he beheld the outlaw's faceA young girl who'd seen it allAnd grew up in a terrible placeWhose mother once told JosephTo run and bring back helpA girl who thought her father had run out to save himselfSmokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)Lemme make sure I heard you rightYou been telling everybody I'm a deadbeat daddyDidn't know I tried to save ya?YeahFuck you, daughter!Smokin' Joe! (it's Smokin' Joe Rudeboy!)Lemme make sure I heard you rightNow I found my father and I learnt the truth we can be reunited?That's rightFuck you, old man!
This song has not left me yet
Good for you Evan
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15 or 25 for the fandom ask game?
15- a character that always makes me smile
For tmbs, it's Sticky <3 For kotlc it's Biana
25- a piece of advice for taking care of yourself in fandom spaces
I haven't really been here long, but I think staying out of discourse (aside from the silly ones) helpa
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Log 11.09.81 21:19: Well, been a massive fucking day. Bypassed the Securitrons at the entrance to the Strip, mostly because I could. Victor was waiting on the other side. Mr. House is evidently still alive, I has brushed it off as a tall tale. Really THE Mr. House!
It turns out that the platinum chip I was carrying is basically a hyper advanced holotape. Needs to be read using special drivers, which only exist in a few places from what I gathered. The Securitrons, already deadly robots, are now upgraded to Mk. II. I had long wondered why they had such excessive shoulders. Turns out they are loaded with explosive weaponry.
Using evidence I've gathered along the trail I convinced Benny's number two to help me put. Ambushed him in his room. Tried to slip away the snake. Ended up becoming a shootout, old Tesla Six finished him off. Turns out he'd been bugging Mr. House's secure channels with a Securitron of his own.
Spoke with a Followers doctor and bugged Mr. House myself actually. Just getting info on his medical technology. Unfortunately that did not get us very far. Oh well it was worth a shot. Also spoke to a NCR official and recieved an official pardon for the whole Crimson Caravan thing. Ambassador Crocker wanted me to come speak to the Boomers up at Nellis AFB. Wants them to use their munitions against Legion. Sounded like a deal to me.
Oh and Legion approached me too. I killed that son of a bitch. "Ceasar has pardoned you." You don't get to back down just because I'm cozying up closer to Mr. House. Gonna be his protégé from the sound of it! Got my own place in the Lucky 38 too. Seriously nice place, I think Victor has been reporting back to House on my exploits.
I needed to go to Nellis anyway and search for that last patrol. Made through the artillery but no sign of the Paladins. Evidently we're the first that's been there in decades. Used my medical training to patch up some of their injured. Evidently some giant ants have setup shop in their generator room. Gonna make my own assault on it tomorrow. Loyal, the second in command as far as I can tell gave me a device, helped him tune the frequencies. Should kill every last ant in the nest. Gonna repair the solar arrays while I'm over there too.
What else what else. Oh right. Also going to be helping out an artist by taking some pictures. Agoraphobia makes it impossible for him to travel and Mr. House's orders are sapping his creativity. Always glad to helpa friend of Doc Mitchell's. Also sold off some Vault Suits for a nice price to a pretty blonde named Sarah in the Vault 21 Motel. A very good deal considering how little most want to give me for them. Anyway we're sleeping at Nellis for now. I have had a fucking long ass day.
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gonna have to put requests on hold for a biit sorry besties xx
#i got 4 today alone ontop of the 9 that i already had-#corrin.txt#it's totally fine idm at all bc it helpa me get my ass in gear i just dont want more piling on bc it'll stress me out-
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passive aggressively submitting the same bug report every time the game updates and doesnt fix it
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I’M WITH YOU \ IN THE DARK. so when the lights turn off \ you’re sitting all alone. look towards the night sky \ towards the stars that twinkle for you. that cold darkness \ let it blanket you. for that’s my cold embrace \ reaching to hold onto you for a minute more. a cold reminder \ that i haven’t left you. i’ll never leave you \ i’m with you , in your heart.
#sp. promo me or die#hey sinec all of you are up with ur fingers in kanye & sans befriending everyones mom#helpa boy out & promote my brand ^_^#als o thats my art in the promo :)))
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anyone got pikmin bloom and wanna add me? 🥺
i wanna do weekly challenges!!
my code:
649106790301
#pikmin bloom#pb#pikmin#help me out bls!!#and i helpa u out in return 😈#EDIT: i posted the wrong CODE#LORD HELP ME
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my favorite activity is proving people wrong politely. I internally feel like a bad bitch bc I'm correct, and I make sure I'm correct, but simultaneously still being nice about it bc I'm not gonna sacrifice morals and ethics just bc some asshat decides to try to tell me I'm wrong about how capitalism works.
#like#dude I know what I'm talking about#you can do your smart guy thinking all you want but you're not listening my dude#i said raise the minimum wage#and he went out of his way to give me a long ass reply#ON FACEBOOK#the AUDACITY of this motherfucker#so i go in and calmly explain that#yes raising the minimum wage alone with bo other action would drive up inflation so we need to do more than just that#like idk fucking taxjng the rich#and then i go on to explain that giving lower classes money helpa the economy#bc we circulate money rathee than store it lile billionaires do#bc hoardjng wealth is what causes most inflation#i think at least
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HKSGHSLFGS????????? MIDORI????????? HE’S PATTING MIDORI??????? IZUIMIR?FRDFW)..DXN-LLLLdsfloOO
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#i lvoeß?? u??#soft???? SOFT IZUMI SUPREACSNCFADF suprERME!!!!!!!!!!!!#can anyone donate one of their kidneys to me to sell. so i cN BUY sDIas.#i have no kidsneys anymore. sold all of them for dias already <(333333#pl.s helpa out an izumip.#izumi.#IZUMI <§"§§§§§§§#IM FINE. are u?????? are u ok?????? HAPPY LELELELE ELEMENTS ARE U OK?#dias pls <3333333333 4 free#ok im done. a#and im fine#i swear#<333333 2#anna.txt#izmui............please
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IZA!!! HIII!!! How has ur day been??? Also like. I'd love to hear about some of ur fave CV Characters or like anything about CV that u wanna tell me about!
FINALLY ANSWERING ok my days actually going better as of today ^o^!! there's like SO MUCH well written and amazing cv characters but my particular favorites gotta be just the casts of lament, dawn and aria, and order of ecclesia (withh sonia being super top tier she is canon 2 me)
Shanoa and Albus have the privelege of that because nostalgia + siblingisms + they make me fucking bawl my eyes out. if you do play ooe you're gonna have an amazing time, the story comes back to love and the tragedy in what had to happen they were dead from the start and i URGH (see meg wygolvillage's posts for amazing ooe thoughts and meta)
All of the aos gang for the best example in found family'ing along with shanoa and the villagers, you see also because soma is a rude cutie who has The Power, mina as his bestest friend and straight man (also being from the family that sealed drac away gives the best possible dynamic.) yoko sort of like his aunt slash big sister julius "go grandpa go" and arikado who could be his dad or son!! you decide.
Mina and Soma being my all time favs ofcourse even if i don't post about them a lot, they remain in my mind because what's important in all of this is that they're still treated as kids :]
NOW ONTO MY "IT COULD BE THAT DEEP" CATEGORY. Castlevania legends maybe doesn't count because it has such a good story and sonia makes me wanna scream and cry, if you knew me in 2019 i woulda given the whole world for her, who give a shit if my friend is the son of this tormenting lord!! I'll fuckin'a helpa him. Say some raw shit when battling his dad. And since she's trevor's mother in that game (later retconned) i put her back in the canon timeline still as trev's mom, you're welcome iga. I also loved drawing her if you could dig and tell<3
Sara Leon and Joachim are like. these are my characters now. okok twist you're the only one who could get this but sara and leon sorta of like jonaeri. you see me you comprehend this? Sara being the Belmont's spirit. they have leon's blood but they have HER eyes HER anger. revenge masked by the will to protect others leads to a long line of self destruction. Meanwhile Joachim is my funny little freak and there to tell sara leon's THEIR boyfriend.
y'know i also had an entire vision one time for an oc fangame, bianca. Leon's daughter and we'll it just solidified why i like him as a concept and eventually character so much it makes me scream and throwup, if you also genuinely asked me if include my ocs as favorite castlevania characters. bianca lucy aaron and trefor my beloved.
#asks#uppertwist#itslike well. you know leon loves bianca but its like a weird relationship at times because she cant really tell#thanks dad for being in my life to raise me just as a weapon. you tell me its to protect those who cant but like SCREAMMM#AAUGHHHHH *SMASHES MY HEAD INTO THE WALL#also sara is still her mother. theyre trans#when when when the w#long post#cv#cvlb#anyways tyty again ^w^ and what i like about cv is just all the concepts and potential it has#i havent played the 64 games but ive heard theyre good
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