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hey girl is that a piece of chalk in your pants or is yuor penis just a rectangular prism that crumbles easily into a fine powder

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me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:

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what’s that noise. 

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im gonna throw up from laughing thinking about this tweet

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did you seriously just kill my enslaved ghoul?

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A backflip is one of the most insane things to do but in the end you’re right back where you started

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This is the most chaotic good thing I’ve ever seen

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a sluge 😔

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Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.

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I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

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no one ever tells you to appreciate your knees not hurting while you’re there. whoever you are where ever you are in life if your knees don’t hurt right now just know and remember you have about 45 seconds left

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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

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Tamagotchi Uni Gift: Biting Zombie, Zombie Tama Plushies, Rear Zombie

It’s starting to look like Halloween! Bandai has just announced three new gifts that will be yours in just a few days. These gifts will make your Tamagotchi Halloween ready, and super spooky! They’ll be gifting the Biting Zombie on on Tuesday, October 8th, 2024, the Zombie Tama Plushies on Wednesday, October 9th, 2024, and lastly the Rear Zombie on Thursday, October 10th, 2024!

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got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

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hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS