#help me im going crazy
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sciderman Ā· 10 months ago
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How did your meeting go with the surgeons?
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it was memorable
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starry-bi-sky Ā· 8 months ago
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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes
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all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.
i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)
#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button#i think its fucking hilarious#its a batdad au#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc#dc x dp#mmm i need to come up with a name for this au#found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique#eldest batkid danny au#chronically ill danny au#danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive...#battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure#danny: ...huh. okay.#furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys.#unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline.#bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son#its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :)#im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown:#ā€œ[its] about someone who *triesā€*#danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level#ā€œbrother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?ā€#danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO#HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE#blood blossom au#for the time being thats the name
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lazycranberrydoodles Ā· 1 year ago
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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
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kendyroy Ā· 4 months ago
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so iā€™m kind of obsessed with this partā€¦
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sha-biest Ā· 9 months ago
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AYOO, HAIR?!!?
HELL YEAH
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THESE ARE OLD BUT I THINK I HAVE TO REVISIT THEM
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whatsitzface Ā· 1 year ago
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The way Annabeth was thinking so far ahead of Percy that Percy was confused. The way she refused to elaborate on anything, and then was like; 'I'm surrounded by idiots' whenever someone (Percy) didn't understand her. The way she looked so smug after she pushed Percy into the water and he got claimed. THE WAY SHE WAS SO BLUNT!!!!! ("ARE YOU STALKING ME??" "yeah lol")
Sorry, but that's the most accurate Annabeth in the world holy smokes Leah did such a good job. All my forgotten love for Annabeth's character that I felt while reading the books just crashed into me full force and I'm frothing at the mouth with obsession.
ā€œ-Youā€™re gonna expect me to know how to do something I donā€™t know how to do, and I end up falling flat on my face, I- I canā€™t really have that right now.ā€ ā€œYou still donā€™t get where you fit into all of this, do you?ā€ SHEā€™S TALKING ABOUT THE PROPHECY AND HOW SHE KNOWS HE'S A POSIEDON KID, BUT SHE HIDES IT AS HOW HE DOESNā€™T KNOW HIS PLACE IN THE CAPTURE THE FLAG GAME!!!! BECAUSE SHE WONā€™T TELL HIM!!!! AND ITS EPIC BECAUSE IN THE CAPTURE THE FLAG GAME HE DOES FALL FLAT ON HIS FACE, BUT IN THE PROPHECY HE DOES GET HIS DAD TO SEE HIM!!!! And then she fixes his armor plate, making sure that its secure. Making sure he won't get hurt. That's not part of her plan, and things always go according to her plan. She's the game master. IM SCREAMING
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justaz Ā· 6 months ago
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like iā€™ve said time and time again, i havenā€™t watched bbc merlin in years but i was just wondering when the first time merlin called arthur by his name to his face and im scrolling thru the transcripts on the fandom wiki (supposedly it was s1ep4 btw) and im skimming the script for all these episodes and getting angrier and angrier. gaius was wrong for all that. morgana deserved so much better. edwin muirden was valid as hell (for targeting uther AND gaius. yeah. i said it.). also kilgharrah ate with that one lil line ā€œthen turn a blind eye. that is, after all, your talentā€ okay lizard brain pop offff.
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captainmaxatx Ā· 3 months ago
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Omega! Logan who was born in the 1800s when secondary gender roles were very prevalent but it actually really suited him and he wanted to be a home maker and have a bunch of pups but he was always too big and hairy and and not seen as a good Omega. Alphas would sleep with him but never treat him the way they would a ā€œproperā€ omega and they didnā€™t ever want anything serious because itā€™s like almost shameful to have a big hairy omega.
Then times change and Omegas start breaking out of the cookie cutter roles and they go into the work force and what not (feminism but itā€™s omegas) and Logan is very happy for them he thinks they all deserve the right to choose, but still no one wants him. And everyone expects him being an omega with the way he looks to be at the forefront of the movement to want the change for himself, but he doesnā€™t.
And over the years he toughened up and stops looking to start a family and put his dreams on the back burner to become what everyone expected of him.
And then everything happens and all the sudden Logan finds himself in a universe without secondary genders, where he isnā€™t a too big and hairy omega, heā€™s just some guy.
And unintentionally he finds his way into the role heā€™s always craved, where he takes care of the home and the dog while Wade makes the money, and itā€™s the closest heā€™s ever been to the life he wanted. He mostly retires from fighting and heroing, but now heā€™s ready for a new challenge. And being near Laura has only served to dig up that old desire and instinct he tried to bury so long ago
And I mean, even if the mutant hate wasnā€™t as bad as it is in Loganā€™s old world there was still a time here not to long ago when mutants were ran out and scattered around the world. And now with the people at Xavierā€™s working on getting the Mutants back into the city trying to re group with their still dwindling numbers. I mean Logan and Wade should help with the mutant re population efforts, who better to do that then two very eager immortals who can heal from anything and with a whole gang of friends around them for free child care.
#I just think Wade should get Logan pregnant over and over again#barefoot and pregnant Logan#and all the old x men coming back to the city#and they heard that a Logan from a diffrent timeline is here#and they see him and heā€™s freaking pregnant and holding a baby he just had a few months ago#and heā€™s happier then theyā€™ve ever seen him#and Wade is just so damn happy to keep getting Logan pregnant and having babies#and all their kids would have super cool powers#they get a lot of help with their gaggle of kids but all the kiddos know they are so loved by their dads#ugh just Logan having given up on this dream so long ago and then he finally gets it after he thinks his whole life turned to shit#and heā€™s finally treated like an omega with a loving alpha that heā€™s always wanted#and hes not even in the omegaverse anymore and wade isnā€™t an alpha#feminism isnā€™t about all women going into the work force#itā€™s about the ability to choose#Logan fully supports omega and womenā€™s rights#i might delete this later#sorry about this post#omegaverse#omega logan#poolverine#deadclaws#and Wade always wants to show Logan off#as like the hottest guy ever#and Logan who has always been treated like something to hide is just giddy with it#and heā€™s getting properly dotted on and cared for in bed#and after so Long of logan being treated like something to hide something to not been seen in a relationship with#he would never let Wade feel that way#he thinks wade is so handsome#just the absolute perfect alpha despite not even being an alpha#plz DM me about poolverine im going crazy
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angelpuns Ā· 20 days ago
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pov i did in fact get a (v cheap) cane to see if it helped any but I'm??? apprehensive about using it or telling anyone about it cause im?? Idk if it will improve my life but it's a temporary solution until I can go to the doctor. Anyway this is just me telling someone( the internet) about it cause it frankly should not be this big of a deal. It just is cause that's the type of person I am. I mean- my friends can attest to me not being able to stand or walk for long periods of time, I just don't want them to??? i don't wanna say judge me, but maybe think I am being dramatic?? It really is temporary to see if it helps so. Idk. I know they probably wouldn't but man im just.ragh. I also was under the assumption that canes are just for support when walking but apparently nthey are also helpful if you have trouble standing. good to know cause that's where most of my issues lie. walking sucks too but I can usually deal cause im too focused on other things such as 'dont get hit by car' and 'dont let knees get too straight'
ALSO SIDE NOTE I WILL BE GOING TO A DOCTOR SOMETIME AFTER JANUARY IM JUST LITERALLY TOO BUSY AND POOR RN TO DO SO
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jils-things Ā· 3 months ago
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my mains in ranked matches C:
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anantaru Ā· 1 year ago
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LET PEOPLE WRITE WHAT THEY WANT AND FOR WHO THEY WANT !!!!!
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treedaddymcpuffpuff Ā· 2 months ago
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Please tell me why this scene is hotter than any piece of cinema ever made? I blame @johnwickb1tsch & @sweetwolfcupcake for making me replay this at least ten time in the past half hour.
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horsegirlrehab Ā· 10 months ago
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literally could not stop thinking about the last couple lines from @anuninterestingperson 's fic
which you can find ^ HERE read it plsplsplspslpsls
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gomzdrawfr Ā· 9 days ago
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Me, shaking as I fiddle with my script: Iā€™m a barbie g-girlā€” in a baby wooorllddd~
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simcardiac-arrested Ā· 4 months ago
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wait, that elias?
#huge shoutout to @sepezzz elias design this is very much inspired by it. go look at it#im so serious if i never draw another person manspreading in a fucking office chair itā€™ll be TOO SOON#anyways.#the juxtaposition truly is crazy hahaaha right people change in the weirdest of ways#i like thinking about how they both present themselves. elias understands he works at Important Academic Research Facility so he still#sooort of tries to look somewhat official. but well he also gets away with what he can#he has that vibe of Yeah i work here and im kind of important but iā€™m chill. i know how to chill#meanwhile that other freak is just like i am going to make this body look presentable or so help me god.#heā€™s the Head of the Institute he can no longer have whimsy okay. and listen itā€™s not because i think jonah is that boring and would#dislike piercings and funny socks or whatever. i think heā€™d like those. but see he needs to make this believable that elias truly has#changed okay. and also like i said he is the Head of the Institute he needs to look Super Normal And Unremarkable#anyways i think itā€™s funny how eliasā€™ whole thing is that he tries to distance himself from his family image and tries really hard to Not#end up like a rich asshole. and then. well.#(looks around) So i think about this man a normal amount.#i could write like 20 thinkpieces on both of them but instead theyā€™re gonna make me do college essays about like language and shit.#myart#the magnus archives#tma#elias bouchard#oh my god it is actually un fucking believable how much i think about him every day#if this becomes a daily elias blog yall will just have to deal
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charrfie Ā· 1 year ago
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Spamton cares so much about other people and I'm tired of pretending he doesn't
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