#helluva boss questions

[blitzsicedcoffee]

Question of all questions, best Blitz quote in your opinion??

Oh that's a hard one! There are so many but it's probably a draw between this one from OOPS:

"Hmm... You want me to get you out?"―Blitzo, to Fizzarollil

just the way he says it is cute xD

And this one from Harvest Moon Festival:

"Well, it’s long and complicated, but the short answer is yes. But he’s not like, you know-- W- We’re y- We're not, like... We’re not doing it... We w- What's betw- It’s a transactional fucking, you see."―Blitzo, explaining to Striker about his connection with Stolas

[fangirlstorycreator]

it sounds like you really like helluva boss. I have a question for you then. What would the characters of helluva boss do if you asked them to keep your drink safe at a night club? XxX

Oooooo! 😃 what a great question! I'm more than happy to answer this for you 🤗💚

Blitz:

Blitz would defend your drink with his life! If you handed it to him and asked him to watch it, he would be that guy who would suspect anyone around him would be a danger. He'd probably be overbearing too, like: "Hey! Don't even think about it f#ckwad!" Or maybe: "If you dare try and take her drink, I'll cut that poor excuse of a d#ck of yours, and shove it up your #ss!" This is Blitz after all, he is very blunt with words and even more with his weapons. He may even just pull out a gun on anyone who tried to get or spike your drink.

Stolas:

Stolas is a sweetheart, and he would absolutely hold your drink for you if you were to leave for a moment. But just because he's sweet, don't think that he isn't scary when he wants to be. He is a Goetia of course, and has many abilities. If someone tried to spike your drink, he wouldn't think twice before using his power to turn them into stone. Or if someone tried to take it away, at first he would politely say they couldn't have it. But if a stranger wouldn't accept that, Stolas would turn into his demon form and scare the sh#t out of them, making them run away in fear. But the second you would come back, he would be all sweetness and light.

Loona:

Loona wouldn't say yes at first, but she would eventually agree to hold your drink. She is definitely not someone to mess with, so if someone tried to spike your drink, very simply, Loona would resort to violence. In my mind, she'd just bite them, or get into a full on fight, she tends to go straight to that option most of the time. Basically, anyone who tried to take or do something to your drink, lets just say they're leaving on a stretcher, or worse! But Loona would definitely keep your drink safe.

Millie:

Millie is a lovely and quirky girl, and would love that you asked her to hold your drink. Even though she's married, she would do exactly the same for Moxie, despite him being a man. I think if someone were to try and take your drink from her, she'd kick them in the balls, or just plain knock them out. And if they tried to spike it, she'd unleash her animalistic side! Full on beating the sh#t out of the guy, and maybe making him take the drug we was going to use in the drink, karma in the best way. I can also see her throwing this guy in the bins outside, leaving him where he belongs, with the rest of the rubbish.

Moxie:

Moxie is a very calm man (occasionally) and would be more than happy to hold your drink for you. However, he is very protective of Millie and any other woman who he is hanging out with. So if he were to see someone going for your drink with some kind of drug, he would take a deep breath, give your drink to Millie, then drag this guy outside to take care of him. He wouldn't want to spoil the evening where the rest of you were, so he'd beat this guy up outside, and once he would finish, just walk back in like nothing happened. Millie would applaud him of course, but he wouldn't want to brag about it, so he'd probably ask Millie not to tell you, he wouldn't want to put a damper on the evening.

Stella:

She would not give a sh#t! She would probably just flat out refuse and make up some cr#p about not needing to do the job of an imp or peasant. If you were to leave your drink next to her and someone wanted to take it, she'd just ignore it while they took it for themselves. If someone wanted to spike it! She would see them slip something in there, and just shrug, all she cares about is herself. If you came back and drank it, she'd probably just laugh at you and reveal what a stranger did, she probably wouldn't hide it, Stella loves to revel in fear and confusion of others around her. So yeh, not trustworthy with your drink.

Octavia:

Octavia can be moody and to herself, but she will know the importance of keeping another girls drink safe. If someone tried to take it, she'd tell them to f#ck off, not caring what she'd say, as long as this person would just leave. If someone wanted to spike it however, she'd probably take after her dad, and turn them to stone by using her unique skills as a Goetia. She'd smirk if she did that, and take a picture of it, posting it to her sistagram. And when you would come back, she'd explain what happened, and you'd both take turns, doing stupid phone filters on this guy, posting it online.

Mamon:

Absolutely one of the worse people you could trust with your drink! The evil and cruel nature of this pr#ck is not someone you want out with you, or near something you'd drink. All he cares about is fun and using people for a good time, I think maybe he wouldn't initially let someone take your drink, because he wants you to get really drunk, and maybe take advantage of that my manipulating you. A drunk person can't make good decisions, and Mamon thrives on people making bad decisions, if your not careful, he could make you sign a contract so you work for him! If someone was to spike your drink, he'd watch, but say nothing to you. If you were drugged and unable to move, he'd take you to his home, he'd let you sleep it off of course, but he would stage a scene, making it look like a bomb had gone off in his home, and blame you for it! Then he'd probably guilt trip you into repaying him, and falling into his web.

Verosika:

To be honest, Verosika wouldn't even pay attention if you asked her to watch your drink. She's too busy doing her own thing and drinking enough alcohol to k#ll 10 humans. So if you left and your drink was next to hers, if someone tried to take it, odds are she'll drink it herself, not caring what you or anyone else would think. If someone was to spike it, she's call the guy and #sshole, and mention it in conversation to you as you were about to take a sip. So Verosika is not the best person to have when you need someone trust worthy.

Osmodius:

He would be a very caring and protective friend, so if you asked him to hold your drink, he'd do it in a heartbeat. I think it's a stupid idea to try and take a drink from the King Of Lust, but if someone tried, he would scare the sh#t out of them and grow to triple his size, flames and all. I can't think of anyone who would be mad enough to try Ozzie when he's mad. If on the other hand, he saw someone trying to spike it, he would use his incredible strength and crush this guy with one fist! Weather it's punching or crushing someone with his enormous hand, he wouldn't think twice about removing that kind of scum. Anyone like that who thinks they can drug an innocent person, is not someone Ozzie wants around, especially not around his friends.

Striker:

STRIKER! GOD DAMN STRIKER! I think he is the worst person person (along with Mamon) who you want watching your drink! Striker only cares about himself and doing whatever the f#ck he wants! If you gave him your drink, HE'D probably do something to it! Let alone a stranger! Weather it's a party drug to get you high, something to f#ck you up, or worse! He'd do it just for the hell of it! Striker is a show off, and loves attention from anyone he can see. So if he drugged you and took you out of there, he'd play the concerned (friend) and because you came in with him before hand and were fine at that time, noone would take much notice. Hell no! Striker is not someone you want around your drink, or at all!

Vortex:

Vortex looks big and tough, and he IS! But he does have a soft side. So if you were hanging out and you asked him to hold your drink, he'd happily do that for you. And being someone who works in keeping people safe, it's like second nature to him. If someone tried to take your drink, he'd tell them to back off. And if that didn't work, he'd push them to the ground with one swing of his arm, telling this guy he wouldn't be as gentle next time. If someone tried to spike your drink however, he would instantly get this #sshole in a head lock and drag him out of the place you all were. He's beat this guy into the ground and make sure he wouldn't be able to walk for weeks. He won't take any kind of sh#t like that. When you would return, he would tell you what happened, but would reassure you that the guy wouldn't do that again, to you or anyone else. I think one warning from Vortex is enough for anyone.

Crimson:

Now Crimson is an interesting one for me. Yes, he is a bad guy and I really don't like him. But when it comes to this kind of situation, I think he wouldn't be the worst person to have around. He is the mafia boss, and business as well as trusted associates are very important to him, he wants to make sure his company and employees are doing there job and kept alive to do his bidding. If you were to ask him to watch your drink, he would accept, but probably only do it if he saw someone trying to take it. If he saw someone trying to spike it, he wouldn't hesitate in what to do. I can imagine Crimson seeing someone doing this, clicking his fingers and a few of his men grab this guy and bring him closer to the table. He'd probably say something like "Bad move #sshole" or "That was the last mistake you'll ever make. Boys....take care of him"

Chaz:

Chaz?..........No.....Just no......😬😂

Paimon:

Paimon wouldn't listen to you at all, unless your someone of royal blood or great importance. If you were a commoner and you asked him to watch your drink, he'd most likely pretend to. Act all happy to hold it, and the second you turn your back, he just tips it up and goes back to doing whatever it was he was doing before. However, if you were a royal or someone of great importance, he would be a little different. Firstly, if you asked him that, he would agree, but the second you would leave, he would get one of his minions to do it for him, and would take the credit for it when you came back. If someone tried to spike it, he'd order the bouncers or guards to come and take then away, and again, take all the credit and make himself look like the most important person in the room.

Fizzarolli:

FIZZ! I love fizzy! One of my favourite characters in the show. He's someone who would insist on holding your drink if you needed to excuse yourself, he's worked and been in many places like the place you are now, and he would be very protective of you. If you gave him your drink and walked away for a moment, his hand would be covering this drink like his life depended on in. If someone were to try and take it, he'd respond with verbally abusive language, there ain't no way some random stranger is taking something that belongs to you. "Don't even try it f#ckface!" I think he would be more verbally abusive, or even physically abusive if he saw someone trying to put something in your drink instead. Because of his long arms and legs, he would use that to his advantage. He'd lift your drink up so high it could touch the ceiling, and with his other hand, he would circle it around this guy, squeeze really tight and then throw him out of there! Again, probably shouting some harsh things to him as be flew out, but that's just fizz. He would tell you about it when you got back, but to cheer you up, he'd buy you a completely new drink, maybe even try and invent a new one behind the bar, and give it a cool name just to make you smile.

Andrealphus:

Andrealphus thankfully isn't as spiteful or hurtful as his sister Stella, but I'm not 100% sure in how he would be in this situation. Andrealphus is cunning, smooth, in control, so I think if you asked him to watch your drink, he'd be very chilled about it. If someone were to try and take it, he'd probably just smirk or chuckle, asking the bouncers or guards go take him away, and take his money too. If some random guy tried to spike the drink, he'd give them a look that could kill, snap his fingers and this guy would either burst into flames, or simply be thrown against the wall with a simple click of his fingers. And the whole time that would be happening, Andrealphus would just watch, and smile.

Beelzebub:

Knowing the party girl she is, this kind of thing would take place at her own party, and there is no way she's letting anything bad happen. If you ask her to hold your drink, she'd instantly say yes, and wouldn't focus on anything else until you get back. She wouldn't allow anyone to take it, at all! She has special drinks for people she really likes and cares about, so no way is someone going to steal it. A party should be fun, with no dangerous moment, including unexpected drugs in drinks. So if someone were to try and slip something into your drink, she would go berserk! Growing to an enormous size and showing her true power, she would scare this guy to death and literally throw him out of the party. Once she would shrink back down, she'll ask Vortex to take care of him, and make sure he never came back again.

[phddyke]

Huskerdust by episode 4: We had a misunderstanding that we then talked about in order to make up. We were honest about our feelings, let each other in, and even had a duet together! I, Husk, no longer feel like Angel is making fun of me by hitting on me, and I, Angel, no longer feel like Husker is rejecting me when he talks about boundaries. We are now kind to each other and get along really well!

Stolitz fans, 15 episodes in:

[thestalkerbunny]

So I will be taking no comments and no critiques but

I watched the latest episode of Helluva and I noticed something fasinating.

So Fizz's nickname is 'Froggie' which honestly correlates with the fact that biblically the animal associated with greed is a Frog; because of it's ability to live on both land and water making it flexible (and greedy in the eyes of others rather than settling for just one environment.)

Meanwhile we look at Mammon in his final stage 3rd Form Boss mode

He is a Spider. (which tbh I thought he was a grub at first, cause a money grubber. get it?) Which makes sense given how Spiders work.

They cast out a large web to catch as much as they can with as little effort as possible. (much like a sleezy manager) They are viewed as manipulators, making things work for them.

But what I think is fun is that-

Frogs and Spiders have a real-world symbiosis.

Tarantulas will keep small frogs as PETS to protect their nest and eggs from other invading bugs.

Which I feel like reflects on Mammon and Fizz's relationship not as a father figure/manager and son/talent-but as an owner and their pet.

[drama-glob]

Remember people:

Paimon is said to be one of Lucifer's most loyal followers. Soooooo...

How do you think he'd feel if he saw Lucifer like this? ;)

[mandareeboo]

Finding out Imps are a race artificially created to be servants now makes me realize Blitzø weirdly has a lot in common with Pearl from Steven Universe.

Oh my god.... you're SO RIGHT....

[onesidedradiostatic]

is hell round or flat

do the rings works like this where each ring is like a sphere inside a sphere inside a sphere

(SOME OF Y'ALL ARE NOT GETTING WHAT I MEAN BY SPHERE SO LOOK AT THIS)

or is blitzo's map app literally how it works and each ring is actually flat

and there's actually in fact a border surrounding each ring and that's where it ends it doesn't loop around or there is no border and you can like fall into the void like in minecraft or something when you reach the edge

(sorry it's just funny to think about I know there's probably more magical explanations and shit)

[tmtquickcomics]

"Ozzies Outfit"

These have been my actual thoughts....

Comic List

[thats-a-mood-gabriella]

Blitz: Nobody who's that bad in bed can score two hotties that easily.

Also Blitz: *does no reciprocatin'* *is canonically bad at oral* *thinks being a top means he doesn't need to be good at it*

Also also Blitz: *has an entire party of people he's fucked, so many that he's lost count, and apparently was enjoyable enough while with them that they're angry, hurt, and bitter now that he's left them*

Either this man's dick game is genuinely god tier or the math ain't mathin'.

[fizzie-frog]

This fucking keypad.

[flickynightdarkness]

I present you all my hear me out cake filled with all of my crushes :']

[the-possum-moxxie]

Real talk, would Blitzo be a brony?

[captain29thegamer]

❤️💛 Not going to lie: One of the biggest reasons I'm hoping to see Paimon and Vassago in a scene together, is just to hear Paimon say, "Calm yourself, Vassago." 🤣

[awkwardandeccentric]

So I have a question I haven’t seen anyone address yet.

In the episode we first see Striker, Blitzø does treat him like the threat he is (most likely because Striker has access to an angelic weapon). But when he says why he never told Stolas about Striker, he says it’s because he didn’t consider Striker a serious threat because he didn’t believe Stolas could actually get hurt.

So which is it, Blitzø? Can Stolas get hurt? Or not?

[uselessalexis165]

When stolas and blitz are not going to be with each other anymore

Me and everyone else:

We are in the midst of the slowest of slow burns

[birdy-babe]

I feel deprived I need Blitzo content I miss my babygirl