#helluva blitzo’s horse

[kain-eren]

Happy Blitz - Mall Horse Ride :D

[randommmthoughts]

You see this super common scene?

Okay, do you see this?

LIKE do you SEE this???

THIS

Do you see that

Blitzø fucked a horse?!

The man truly did it

[impossiblesublimelight]

I just noticed that Blitzø has a set of horse shaped silverware! I freakin love this dork.

[eweeka]

Have some wips which I first posted on Twitter since January 2025

[fizzie-frog]

"I am Worm Horse, and I... I am sad."

"Why are you sad, Worm Horse?" "Because! I have no legs!"

"Oh... Well that's okay!"

"I lost my legs in the war!" "(gasp) The war?!"

"Yes! The great pirate war!" "No. No pirates."

"The great pirate war!" "If you keep talking about pirates, I will punch you."

...

"I fought bravely, but I could not run fast enough-"

"They took my legs! There was blood everywhere!"

"Oh no, ew, no blood! Blood is disgusting!" "No? It's cool! (laughing)"

"Well, Banana Pudding is here to save the day!"

"With his magical feet he dances around with, he will dance all over Worm Horse and make him feel better!"

"And then... There will be more blood!"

Please leave Worm Horse alone, he doesn't need more blood. :((

I know the Worm Horse comparison/foreshadowing has been pointed out a million times before, but I love it (and hate it) so much that I had to do this. Here's to hoping there will not actually be more blood for Worm Horse.

[lost-romantique]

One of my favorite things about Sinsmas is the fact that Stolas just accepts Blitz's horse obsession, and is so fascinated by it.

He wakes up to horse plushies stacked on top of him, horse paraphernalia, and an episode of My Little Hell Pony playing on the background.

Blitz is cooking him breakfast and Stolas is surprised but in awe about his horse obsession, so he asks if there's a reason...

I love how happy Stolas is to be learning something new about Blitz.

Even when Stolas is having the worse day of his fucking life and Blitz does the most romantic thing in the world and compares him to a really tall horse, he doesn't mind it, he just accepts it as a part of Blitz.

I honestly don't know how people can say Stolas is falling out of love with Blitz. If Stolas can accept Blitz's horse obsession as a part of him, and is just happy to know more about Blitz. I promise you Stolas still loves him.

[afrognamedfizzarolli]

Spoilers for Helluva Boss s2e8 "The Full Moon"

I did my best to caption the lyrics of the Stolitz duet!

Youtube link

[timkontheunsure]

Blitz showing his undieing love to Stolas by not drooling over these two

[drama-glob]

How are we not talking about this moment more? I mean, I know why. Cough. Fizzmodeus. Cough. Tragic backstory. Cough, but it's still pretty funny. XD XD XD Just look at both Fizz and Blitz's faces! XD XD XD

[kain-eren]

A thoughtful gift :^)

[b1oombat]

[bleucaesura]

Ok so… WHEN there’s a Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel cross over movie (I’m manifesting it in the future everyone - you just watch me)… I FULLY expect - and NEED - Blitzø to ride Lucifer’s horse form. Into battle; around the hotel lobby; I do not care. It just needs to happen.

So mote it be.

[onehelluvafan]

How am I just now noticing these photos on the wall?? lol

Especially this one. I'm fucking dying 😂

[yada9y9]

[angelshizuka]

Not sure if this is an unpopular opinion or not, but I actually don't want there to be an "explanation" on why Blitz is obsessed with horses and him saying the story behind it is "way too long and way too traumatic" was him probably just messing around.

I mean... being obsessed with a specific animal or animals in general is one of the most normal things in the world, it's more common than not and it literally just happens (especially with all the autistic/ADHD Blitz headcanons out there).

Like, I didn't go through something traumatic or have "a story" on why tigers are my fave animal, I'm just neurodivergent.

[geekgirles]

Don't mind me. Just me uploading my usual post where I lose my collective shit over this show's background characters and their crew cameos.