#hello malcolm

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

[boviform]

Okay, sorry but is anyone else going insane over the new longform on the latest Patreon livestream?? I absolutely love the dynamic of weird mortician and lonely assassin - literally 'me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic'. And the whole confrontation at the end!! I mean, can you imagine what could've been if Pyotr had agreed to give up his ways?? They could have been so happy! I want them to go on holiday around Europe and hold hands!!

[monstraduplicia]

"I love you."

"Then act like it for once." "What about all the dolls? And all the clothes, and all the horses, and the galas? "Real love, true love, is about more than just things." "I wanted to give you more, so much more."

malcolm foxworth / corrine foxworth

[oomox-oclock]

(I needed to find a way to get thoughts out, then I remembered I made a Star Trek blog for this exact reason.)

I had a dream last night and Trip and Malcolm were in it, and I don’t remember where I was but I think I was in a hotel room, AND THEN ALL I SEE IS MALCOLM CHASING DOWN TRIP IN A HALLWAY (Trip was in a bathrobe??) AND MALCOLM SHOUTING

“STOP FUCKING PUTTING HELLO KITTY STICKERS ON THE WALL”

- thank you for listening to my 2 cents

Anyways here’s Malcolm with his sleeves rolled up (im gnawing on the bars of my enclosure)

[antxnous]

@funeralfire I drew these bugs by memory hiiii

[sunflowermp4]

okay it's two am so it's time for me to talk about malcolm in the middle (2000-2006) and stanley winn who appears in like five episodes of season one to have intense homoerotic tension with francis (his roommate/best friend (???)) and then is never seen again. here is his character summary:

what if we were military school roommates. and i inexplicably decide to protect you from hazing and make an "informal agreement" where people call me your bodyguard and we have a specific arrangement about physical touch and i give you black eyes so you can ditch class. and i help you pull off your anti-authoritarian pranks even though i know i'll get in trouble too. and i ask for nothing in return except maybe weirdly homoerotic workout sessions. and also getting to express my own disillusionment with the system. and for the fact that i'm always in on the joke. and that you never ever lie to me. what if the only time i'm seen smiling is when i'm with you.

and then what if the one time i ask you to do something that i genuinely believe in. what if you lied to me to get out of it. and what if it was such a betrayal that i decided to disappear from the canon of your life forever.

and what if we looked at each other like this:

[patentedsun]

sorry I'm so MIA but I've been rewatching Malcolm in the middle and a lot of the opinions I've seen online COUGH REDDIT COUGH r quite frankly just bizarre as in, quoting myself, "when The Boys in mitm do something genuinely illegal and terrible and everyone understands it's a sitcom and can giggle but when The Mom is yelling exaggeratedly suddenly this is a Serious Show and she's abusive and narcissistic and should die 🤨"

[gsd-420]

[misfit-alley]

surana (mage, ♡ alistair) // hawke (rogue, ♡ n/a) // lavellan (rogue, ♡ cullen)

@kibellah tagged us for our dragon age elves in this picrew so !!!!! :)

[blaylists]

everyone adores you (at least I do)

[lezabeththetheodoraimposter]

the whole tam cam trend has made me realize that tam would be besties w malcolm from mitm

[anteroom-of-death]

Malcolm Tucker in a wife beater.

[the-pea-and-the-sun]

REESE CALLING MALCOLM RAINMAN????

[richardarmitagefanpage]

New interview with Richard for Hello Magazine about Obsession.

[analligatorr]

What do you think Fate would do for Graves' birthday? 🥳✨❤️

Oh, he forces Graves to take a bath cuz the day is going to be full of romantic explosions, fancy dinner, strip poker and well, a lot of *** xD

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]