#hello huddy fans. are you there.

[worshipfulmercy]

Is this crushing loneliness I feel just for you, or is it really, underneath, the harsh metallic edge of existential longing?

David Cronenberg, Consumed × Gregory House + Lisa Cuddy

[toyboy-molloy]

Hi! The Nonny who ships Sherlolly, Huddy, Harmony, and Shamy here XD I saw you are also a fan of Pirates of Caribbean :D can you get even more awesome?! XD do you have any ships there? :)

hello, nons. I LOVE pirates of the caribbean…except the fourth film :/ I didn’t like that one so much…my will was gone :(

and yes, I do have ships there. willabeth are my OTP and *ahem* sparbosa…probably alone on that canoe there. thanks for asking ♥

[actual-leia-organa]

Hey Indy! Since you get so into the head of your fave characters, I thought it would be cool if you did something I've seen going around on tumblr- pick a random playlist on your iTunes/phone/whatever, then assign each song to one of your chosen otp. I'd love to see what you come up with!

oh wow anon thank you! Also this is one of the coolest asks I’ve ever gotten, cheers to you xx

Because I’m such Huddy trash they’re gonna be the OTP for this, and the playlist that came up on random shuffle was “I Miss The 80s” (appropriate). 

The playlist is really long, so I’m gonna hide it and the 50 million headcanons behind the cut…

With or Without You - Whilst I feel like Cuddy would be the U2 fan (something House would mock her mercilessly for), this song is 520% House.

Don’t You Want Me- skeezy skeezy song. I’m gonna say this one is on Cuddy’s playlist, but she only really got into in because it was a hit at the time. 

Love Shack- well its canon Cuddy is a B-52′s fan, so this one definitely goes to Cudds. 

Karma Chameleon - again, because of its dance-ability this one goes to Cuddy and the perm we all know she had. 

What’s Love Got To Do With It - gimme Cuddy drunkenly belting this one out whilst clutching a solo cup at a college party ok. 

Walking On Sunshine - Again, a super boppy song. Has to be Cuddy. 

Time After Time - Both. This is their song. I literally just watched Known Unknowns and now I want to both cry and scream. 

Kiss - whilst I feel like House would definitely appreciate Prince, this is another one for Cuddy. 

Counting The Beat - This is a secret guilty pleasure on House’s list - sucker for some banging tunes, even if they’re cliche 80′s

Careless Whisper - fuck I love this song. Cuddy is 213% a George Michael fan, but gimme House and Cuddy getting roped into dancing to this at that party. 

New Sensation - I’m actually gonna give this to both of them. Cuddy because she’d crush on the babes of INXS, and I feel like again House would kind of hate himself for liking trashy pop music but get sucked in. 

Tainted Love - Again, gimme Cuddy and her perm rocking out to this song. 

Relax - shit. This one is tricky. I don’t think its pop-y enough for Cuddles, and I think its too Pop-y for House, haha. Gonna say its a generic background party song, not one particularly liked by either of them. 

Alone With You - House. So so House. 

Jump - House confirmed for Van Halen fan. This one is totally going to him. 

Africa - Both. Everyone fucking loves this song. Cuddy is the Toto fan though. 

Sweet Child O’ Mine - that guitar opening. House AF. 

Down Under - song that confuses the shit out of them both. Like Relax, I feel like this one doesn’t go to either of them. 

Beds Are Burning - Gimme House as the Oil fan. 

All Night Long - Again, please give me House and Cuddy dancing to this song. In my mind there were way too many slow songs at that infamous Michigan party. However, I’m gonna give this one to House- its his seduction song, because he knows the chicks dig it hahaha

Thriller - Cuddy is the MJ fan. Secret skill- she can do the entire Thriller dance. 

Love Is A Battlefield  - Cuddy driving down the highway blasting this on the stereo of her shitty old car. File under: things I need in my life. 

Video Killed The Radio Star - House secretly loves this song, he doesn’t even know why because the whole sound of it irritates his ears, and he denies it vehemently when Cuddy discovers his weakness for it. 

Just Can’t Get Enough - Even though it’s electronica and dance-y, gonna give this one to House. Why? I don’t even know, I just feel it. 

Push It  - This one is on a tape Cuddy has in her walkman for going on runs, and somehow it stays on her workout playlist for like 20 years. She doesn’t even really know why. 

Summer of 69 - House. His lame college band covers this song so he has it memorised on guitar. 

Don’t You (Forget About Me) - Cuddy. She loves The Breakfast Club, it’s in her top 10 movies. 

Another One Bites The Dust - House confirmed for Queen fan. 

Let’s Dance - Cuddy loves Bowie. That’s just a match made in heaven. 

Rock The Casbah - it’s The Clash. This is beyond obvious. House all the way. 

The Power of Love - date idea- House takes Cuddy to a midnight screening of Back to the Future, a movie they both love. 20+ years later, they both introduce Rachel to it. Man I could write a whole fic around that. But as to which one of them gets the song? Neither. BTTF is something they get to share. 

Eye of the Tiger - Tacky song. But let’s be honest House would have watched all the Rocky movies so this one goes to him. 

Money For Nothing - definitely can see House as a Dire Straights fan. 

Girls Just Want to Have Fun - Cuddy, obviously. 

Livin’ On A Prayer - Cuddy has the biggest crush on Jon Bon Jovi (hey don’t we all girl) and its one of the few songs House won’t roll his eyes out of his head listening to. 

I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) - This song comes on the radio when House and Cuddy are in the car together and he has her in hysterics with his Scottish accent (which in typical House fashion is perfect). So I’m gonna give this one to Cuddy because of the memories she has associated with it. 

True - Cuddy for Spandau Ballet fan sorry I don’t make the rules. 

Our House - trashy brit pop-rock? House, of course. He can deny it all he likes. 

Gypsy - that moment when House and Cuddy discover they both like Fleetwood Mac…ahhhh, young love. 

Vogue - This one is clearly Cuddy. 

You Shook Me All Night Long - Gonna give the acca dacca to House. In years to come, he uses his bizarre knowledge of Aussie rock to bond with Chase. 

You’re The Voice - (sidenote: this playlist has a lot of Aussie tracks). Look this song is only appropriate when you’re really drunk, waving your beer in the air and screetching in a shocking accent “ya the voice troi an undastaaaaaaaahnd eeeeet” so I’m gonna award this one to House and Cuddy being at some frat party smashed off their respective skulls and waving their cups around to the magic that is Farnsy. 

Throw Your Arms Around Me - House. This song is totally sappy but I can see House having some Hunters & Collectors vinyl stashed somewhere. (Also “and we may never meet again / so shed your skin and lets get started” HELLO)

Sexual Healing - again, House is gonna have this stashed away. You know it. 

I Wanna Dance With Somebody - again, gimme permed Cuddy, beer in hand, dancing the night away at some dodgy af college party with her roommate, getting loose to Whitney. Quality headcanon right there. 

Jessie’s Girl - ahhhh, another song House’s band that he kind of hates covers. So again, he has it memorised on guitar. His hatred of playing this song kind of disappears when he plays at a party that Cuddy also happens to be at, and she and her girlfriends were really getting into it. Made it worth it. 

To Her Door - man, if House knew who Paul Kelly was he’d be a fan. 

That…was actually really tricky! But I’d actually love to do it again, maybe for Han/Leia next? idk.